Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @HunGredy
    @HunGredy 4 года назад +872

    That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.

    • @owenwilliams105
      @owenwilliams105 4 года назад +48

      Please dont use such disgusting words as heck

    • @user-hp9bl6oc1f
      @user-hp9bl6oc1f 4 года назад +7

      @@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^

    • @owenwilliams105
      @owenwilliams105 4 года назад +2

      @@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)

    • @owenwilliams105
      @owenwilliams105 4 года назад +4

      @@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.

    • @malikapollard3618
      @malikapollard3618 2 года назад +1

      Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.

  • @Andrerc0
    @Andrerc0 3 года назад +148

    That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 2 года назад

      I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.

    • @muleyamwiinga3988
      @muleyamwiinga3988 Год назад

      Typical Parkinson

    • @DetlefDSoooS
      @DetlefDSoooS Год назад

      that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 4 года назад +512

    What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.

    • @kellingtonlink956
      @kellingtonlink956 4 года назад +12

      I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.

    • @rodrigobento4570
      @rodrigobento4570 4 года назад +10

      @Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?

    • @frankcorral4981
      @frankcorral4981 4 года назад +1

      I want to meet Tracy!

    • @OdinTheFrog
      @OdinTheFrog 4 года назад +1

      Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya

    • @olenilsen4660
      @olenilsen4660 4 года назад +1

      @@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D

  • @bels3873
    @bels3873 4 года назад +316

    The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.

    • @danlewis3185
      @danlewis3185 4 года назад +5

      I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣

    • @ArcticWolf-qd6ev
      @ArcticWolf-qd6ev 4 года назад

      @@danlewis3185 😂😂😂

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 4 года назад +140

    the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol

    • @AlexandraVioletta
      @AlexandraVioletta 3 года назад +1

      I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...

  • @hugojourdain9157
    @hugojourdain9157 4 года назад +479

    Best comedian ever🤣

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator 4 года назад +3

      Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all

    • @Nikola5982
      @Nikola5982 4 года назад +11

      He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!

    • @BearLite
      @BearLite 4 года назад +5

      @@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!

    • @sethgaston845
      @sethgaston845 4 года назад +3

      Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.

    • @filmfelineadmin
      @filmfelineadmin 4 года назад +1

      Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense

  • @renragged
    @renragged 4 года назад +61

    "We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.

  • @eck2x
    @eck2x 4 года назад +253

    Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.

  • @shahekdeedag5165
    @shahekdeedag5165 4 года назад +150

    "what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?"
    "STOP"
    He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!

    • @Abo39FooR
      @Abo39FooR 4 года назад +10

      The question gave me a brain freeze.
      I'm interested, is it grammatically correct?

    • @shahekdeedag5165
      @shahekdeedag5165 4 года назад +3

      أبو عصفور I believe it is grammatically correct

    • @indycraft7657
      @indycraft7657 4 года назад +7

      It’s easier to read as “what wouldn’t you do *that* your missus would ask you to do”

    • @Abo39FooR
      @Abo39FooR 4 года назад +4

      @@indycraft7657 yeah much easier, the more I read it the more it makes sense.

  • @wttao39
    @wttao39 4 года назад +16

    Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious!
    I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!

  • @bustermk2
    @bustermk2 4 года назад +115

    Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.

    • @nnyv0040
      @nnyv0040 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @dpcmufc8798
      @dpcmufc8798 4 года назад

      Where you from then?

    • @Shiki0414
      @Shiki0414 4 года назад

      Nice

    • @davidwilcox5173
      @davidwilcox5173 3 года назад

      I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @roonieramshaw929
    @roonieramshaw929 4 года назад +29

    I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂

  • @deansmith4752
    @deansmith4752 4 года назад +40

    bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...

  • @peterperfik2126
    @peterperfik2126 4 года назад +105

    Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose

    • @blaizepatterson2382
      @blaizepatterson2382 4 года назад +3

      Bet tht hurt 😂

    • @officiallilsideshow
      @officiallilsideshow 4 года назад

      I did that with my bang energy.

    • @daviesdavies538
      @daviesdavies538 4 года назад

      I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...

  • @Againsttherulescouk
    @Againsttherulescouk 4 года назад +10

    So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣

  • @austincannon4177
    @austincannon4177 4 года назад +74

    With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.

    • @ZakB96
      @ZakB96 4 года назад +5

      Underrated comment😂😂

    • @daneenmurf1043
      @daneenmurf1043 5 месяцев назад

      .....again

  • @gerrywood-chromick363
    @gerrywood-chromick363 4 года назад +27

    I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.

  • @kevinwaag9976
    @kevinwaag9976 4 года назад +16

    The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣

  • @GlorifiedGameplay
    @GlorifiedGameplay 4 года назад +7

    That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭

  • @markwagner4909
    @markwagner4909 4 года назад +12

    I needed a great laugh today
    Thank you

  • @AleksandarIvanov69
    @AleksandarIvanov69 4 года назад +39

    This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)

  • @jamesorme6296
    @jamesorme6296 4 года назад +23

    Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 4 года назад +17

    "Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh

  • @Paul-324
    @Paul-324 4 года назад +93

    8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 4 года назад +7

      They both did it to her

    • @София-д3р7д
      @София-д3р7д 4 года назад +3

      She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.

  • @halkael2317
    @halkael2317 4 года назад +198

    I used to be married... but Im better now

  • @neuro1996
    @neuro1996 4 года назад +8

    Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!

  • @anthonywstanton
    @anthonywstanton 4 года назад +3

    Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!

  • @RitchieRosson
    @RitchieRosson 4 года назад +15

    We need to laugh now more than ever.

  • @SkyValleySpaceCadet
    @SkyValleySpaceCadet 4 года назад +5

    Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny

  • @NightShadeGame
    @NightShadeGame 4 года назад +5

    2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit

  • @Shelldamage
    @Shelldamage 4 года назад +9

    Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!

  • @MRR_Shadowolf
    @MRR_Shadowolf 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!

  • @Fuyuzuki168
    @Fuyuzuki168 4 года назад +74

    i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂

    • @filmfelineadmin
      @filmfelineadmin 4 года назад +4

      Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol

    • @V01Dplays
      @V01Dplays 4 года назад +1

      That’s generally how comedy works

    • @ebsmith86
      @ebsmith86 4 года назад +1

      50

  • @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp
    @WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 4 года назад +2

    This is great!

  • @michaelgalt388
    @michaelgalt388 2 года назад +1

    “Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣

  • @viperishzeus147
    @viperishzeus147 4 года назад +8

    Jimmy always makes me laugh

  • @javidmirza4584
    @javidmirza4584 4 года назад +3

    Made my day!

  • @tomfletcher6385
    @tomfletcher6385 4 года назад +5

    9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪

  • @dhanikaponnamperuma9145
    @dhanikaponnamperuma9145 4 года назад +7

    3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv

  • @godsperfectfailures796
    @godsperfectfailures796 3 года назад +2

    The ending is perfect

  • @gibson3661
    @gibson3661 4 года назад +1

    Best short jokes ever

  • @mackcummy4976
    @mackcummy4976 4 года назад +5

    That last line though was deadly.

  • @wonnelzoldilock
    @wonnelzoldilock 4 года назад +13

    Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored

    • @jamesorme6296
      @jamesorme6296 4 года назад +2

      Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show

    • @GOONER.1886
      @GOONER.1886 4 года назад

      james orme it’s a bot account

  • @mimoochodom2684
    @mimoochodom2684 4 года назад +4

    Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .

  • @goodvibrations2751
    @goodvibrations2751 4 года назад +2

    That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂

  • @jamesbarrows5003
    @jamesbarrows5003 4 года назад +45

    Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??

  • @Burga1
    @Burga1 4 года назад +11

    Ur the funniest man ever 😂

  • @jusbetson
    @jusbetson 4 года назад +79

    When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..

    • @welshgit
      @welshgit 4 года назад +15

      2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/

    • @SoulTouchMusic93
      @SoulTouchMusic93 4 года назад +10

      yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!

    • @alnotterbot5590
      @alnotterbot5590 4 года назад

      But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 4 года назад +1

      Al Notterbot hahahaha

    • @bogdanbuda8118
      @bogdanbuda8118 4 года назад +2

      When this was still ok to do...

  • @stevehudson1111
    @stevehudson1111 3 года назад

    possibly the best yet

  • @matejrojko5812
    @matejrojko5812 4 года назад +20

    great start to an evening

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 4 года назад +1

      Morning for me

  • @robinfritz3729
    @robinfritz3729 4 года назад +37

    Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?

    • @philliphayden2727
      @philliphayden2727 4 года назад

      How amazing was that?!?!

    • @Live-by2vk
      @Live-by2vk 4 года назад

      Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it

  • @alanrosenau6806
    @alanrosenau6806 4 года назад +3

    🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times

  • @denverbowen4430
    @denverbowen4430 4 года назад

    absolutely brilliant!!!!

  • @kieranwatts8037
    @kieranwatts8037 4 года назад +2

    thank you Jimmy, very cool

  • @ohareair552
    @ohareair552 4 года назад +6

    This video should have more views

  • @abeerkhatoon1971
    @abeerkhatoon1971 4 года назад +1

    You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁

  • @angelarredondo611
    @angelarredondo611 4 года назад +6

    This dude is QUICK with answering heckles

  • @mrsanchaz2003
    @mrsanchaz2003 Год назад +1

    Tracy! You are famous

  • @markevans7860
    @markevans7860 4 года назад +1

    Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!

    • @Karajorma
      @Karajorma 4 года назад +2

      There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.

  • @erikeriksen6685
    @erikeriksen6685 3 года назад +1

    Which show is this sketch from?

  • @connagh11
    @connagh11 4 года назад

    GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣

  • @mickey0303
    @mickey0303 Год назад

    Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

  • @calvinteh3297
    @calvinteh3297 4 года назад +2

    Legend

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker 4 года назад +6

    hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD

  • @jordanu6501
    @jordanu6501 4 года назад

    Love this guy.

  • @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105
    @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105 3 года назад +2

    Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke

  • @chrisadams2728
    @chrisadams2728 4 года назад +6

    Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!

  • @scottishbanta9682
    @scottishbanta9682 4 года назад +1

    Smashing video

  • @hollybigelow5337
    @hollybigelow5337 2 года назад +1

    I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."

  • @CynicalOldDwarf
    @CynicalOldDwarf 4 года назад +1

    lol, the coil.
    I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.

  • @priyankbisht6229
    @priyankbisht6229 4 года назад

    What an ending😂😂😂😂

  • @MW-wz9dh
    @MW-wz9dh 4 года назад +2

    Love you're video

  • @melissachartrand1471
    @melissachartrand1471 2 года назад

    I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.

  • @kyrie4451
    @kyrie4451 4 года назад +1

    Tracy is lovely.

  • @demonwhisper1543
    @demonwhisper1543 4 года назад

    Name of full show please?

  • @ronaldbowles1278
    @ronaldbowles1278 3 года назад +2

    Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far

  • @henkie8871
    @henkie8871 Год назад

    Hilarious!!!!!!

  • @grozafitza4913
    @grozafitza4913 4 года назад

    This guy laugh is the new thing=))

  • @jessepeeletersonamazin7952
    @jessepeeletersonamazin7952 2 года назад

    0:32 hahaha

  • @keeganrichard8508
    @keeganrichard8508 3 года назад +1

    A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground

  • @AlukardTheDeathknight
    @AlukardTheDeathknight 4 года назад +1

    😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest

  • @richardjenkins940
    @richardjenkins940 4 года назад +3

    Tracey is fit tbf

    • @AdolfAuschwitz79
      @AdolfAuschwitz79 4 года назад +2

      I have bag of chips for Tracey!! Wait your turn!!

  • @kevy4548
    @kevy4548 4 года назад +5

    Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo

  • @markc1894
    @markc1894 3 года назад

    That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bartersmile508
    @bartersmile508 4 года назад +2

    AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON

  • @paulatreanor5566
    @paulatreanor5566 Год назад

    Went to see him before laughter all night.

  • @xtc79
    @xtc79 4 года назад

    badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO

  • @SqueekyBums
    @SqueekyBums 4 года назад +13

    Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.

    • @MartinWillett
      @MartinWillett 4 года назад

      Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If RUclips think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.

    • @SqueekyBums
      @SqueekyBums 4 года назад +3

      @@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.

  • @mangwenigumede5574
    @mangwenigumede5574 4 года назад +8

    I still wonder if tracy and steve hooked up

    • @followdg
      @followdg 4 года назад

      Still waiting for that update!

    • @vincentvega1438
      @vincentvega1438 4 года назад

      Probably in the disabled toilet

  • @drew-shourd
    @drew-shourd 4 года назад +7

    Taking bedroom advice from Jimmy is like taking surfing advice from an aquaphobe.....

    • @drew-shourd
      @drew-shourd 4 года назад

      Hahahaha....who doesn't enjoy fuckin with someone who enjoys fuckin with someone??...it's all good!

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine 4 года назад +5

    I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +13

    Ohh.. at the beginning, I thought 'telling them why they're there' was the advice. I suppose they would stop trying to scream through the gag, or wrestle their hands out of the zip ties long enough to hear it, anyhow.

    • @prisonerears1149
      @prisonerears1149 4 года назад +1

      I feel like not enough people understand this hahaha

  • @ioannams2709
    @ioannams2709 4 года назад +2

    What's he saying at 4:36? Run along, run ?

    • @cristop5
      @cristop5 4 года назад +1

      Run along, grown-ups talking

    • @ioannams2709
      @ioannams2709 4 года назад

      @@cristop5 oh thanks! 👍

  • @johnmatrix7003
    @johnmatrix7003 4 года назад

    At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.

  • @noahabraham4539
    @noahabraham4539 3 года назад +1

    I got head on the top deck of a bus.
    The awkward part is when the school kids got on the bus and I tried to stop her she kept going.
    Jacket over head but ... yeah not comfortable

  • @femw6278
    @femw6278 3 года назад +4

    Lmao Ann Widdecombe is my great aunt can’t wait to show her this... not

  • @sittingindetroit9204
    @sittingindetroit9204 3 года назад +2

    When my hand tremors started I used to tell them that my sex life was better than ever, didn't know how my wife was getting along though....

  • @therealgamer4065
    @therealgamer4065 4 года назад

    Come to Australia ( Adelaide)

  • @StarlasAiko
    @StarlasAiko 4 года назад

    Clapping at a Parkinson joke is less inappropriate than jazz hands at Parkinson jokes

  • @JaykuhbYT
    @JaykuhbYT 4 года назад +2

    7:05 note to self about the dilemma bit