Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes
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- Опубликовано: 4 июн 2020
- You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.
Please dont use such disgusting words as heck
@@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^
@@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)
@@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.
Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.
That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere
I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.
Typical Parkinson
that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha
The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.
I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣
@@danlewis3185 😂😂😂
"what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?"
"STOP"
He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!
What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.
I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.
@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?
I want to meet Tracy!
Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya
@@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D
the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol
I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...
Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.
😂
Where you from then?
Nice
I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.
rivans 😂
Jesus, he could tell you in full seriousness to find the nearest thing with aids and go to town and he'd still be better than most dating gurus lol
True that's what I like
He's Prof in all meanings of comedy
Best comedian ever🤣
Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all
He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!
@@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!
Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.
Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense
bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...
"We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.
With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.
Underrated comment😂😂
.....again
Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose
Bet tht hurt 😂
I did that with my bang energy.
I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...
I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂
Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious!
I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!
So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣
"Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh
The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣
I used to be married... but Im better now
good for you
Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh
I needed a great laugh today
Thank you
That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭
I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.
Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!
2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit
This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)
Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary
Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!
Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!
This is great!
“Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣
That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂
Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny
8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...
They both did it to her
She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.
i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂
Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol
That’s generally how comedy works
50
Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!
We need to laugh now more than ever.
Made my day!
Jimmy always makes me laugh
absolutely brilliant!!!!
The ending is perfect
9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪
thank you Jimmy, very cool
Best short jokes ever
That last line though was deadly.
Love this guy.
Ur the funniest man ever 😂
Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??
Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .
3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv
possibly the best yet
What an ending😂😂😂😂
GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣
This dude is QUICK with answering heckles
Legend
Smashing video
Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?
How amazing was that?!?!
Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it
You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁
Hilarious!!!!!!
Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!
There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.
This guy laugh is the new thing=))
When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..
2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/
yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!
But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?
Al Notterbot hahahaha
When this was still ok to do...
Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored
Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show
james orme it’s a bot account
Love you're video
That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂
great start to an evening
Morning for me
lol, the coil.
I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.
badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO
😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest
A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground
Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks
Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!
Tracy is lovely.
This video should have more views
0:32 hahaha
Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke
I have a bag of chip!
At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.
AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON
He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor
hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD
@Phantom yes i do love adblocker
I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.
Which show is this sketch from?
Went to see him before laughter all night.
Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far
Come to Australia ( Adelaide)
😂😂😂😂
I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍
I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."
Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo
just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona
Name of full show please?
Lol
Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.
Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If RUclips think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.
@@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.
🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times
Tracy! You are famous
🤣🤣
At 8.17 he flutters his eyelids like Ann Widecombe, uncanny.
Cover the face attack the base
A badger that's been hit by a shotgun
7:15
and always remember - the best way to make a hormone - don't pay her .