It’s good to donate but Jimmy is talking about the workers who run the charities and the charities themselves. These “charities” collect money to pay for their workers so technically the people in need get pennies on the dollar of what the original amount was donated. It’s safer to give to WWF or the UN charities like UNICEF etc.
@@halzan7467 not necessarily, these charities are 501(c)3; that requires a 90/10 spilt of money, the 10% is for salaries, but the 90% has to be allocated out.
Jimmy has clips on RUclips of his shows here in the states, but he has to dumb his act down so much so he doesn't offend anyone, but it's almost not funny. The audiences here seem to be embarrassed to laugh as though they think someone might see them and call them out.
It is quite edgy as you may see from the audience's reactions but trust me, we have our fair share of snowflakes and cancelled comedians here in the UK!
@@reubenmanzo2054 no you pointed out that there are no tigers in the Amazon. So snarky ass, I pointed out that tigers live in Rain FORRESTS which exist in most equatorial countries. Not that tigers live in South America cockwomble. Jaguars are the Big Cat in residence.
I have seen all your shows you posted like 4 times each. If there are any more shows of you please upload them too. Or otherwise just make new ones. Just imagine the crowds.
@@kaldo_kaldo Not sure what your point is, Nick. We cannot stay locked down forever and people have been ramming into supermarkets / protests / raves all the way through. The music / comedy venues are investing money in getting reopened (money they can ill afford as so many are going under) and I can't wait to go and see him in Sept.
For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa
dear jimmy car if you are in any way serious about wanting to support charity, pls fund more research involving sound therapy versus tinitus, that method looks promising yet it is to still be really explored.
The battered women etc was definitely borderline but you cannot help but laugh at Jimmy Carr. He's right when he says there are people that laugh then go awwww. Battered women is very upsetting - watching them walk around with black eyes etc. Disgusting!
I don't want to be angry James don't hurt them please. You children are the only thing I ever made or had and I'm sorry for what ever was done I can't change what I don't know or ask for forgiveness i don't know James I just don't know.if you want me on my knees I will just don't harm you syblings.
The "foundation for battered women" bit was hilarious.
have you heard of Tempura House? it's a shelter for lightly battered women .
@@sirclarkmarz *insert groaning Lurch gif here*...👌👍
Violence against women is never funny.
Jimmy Car: Hold my belt...
Other celebrities: "donate to .... charity is amazinggg"
Jimmy Carr: *roasts the people in need*
It’s good to donate but Jimmy is talking about the workers who run the charities and the charities themselves. These “charities” collect money to pay for their workers so technically the people in need get pennies on the dollar of what the original amount was donated. It’s safer to give to WWF or the UN charities like UNICEF etc.
This guy don’t miss 😭😭
The obese children aren't in need...
@@halzan7467 not necessarily, these charities are 501(c)3; that requires a 90/10 spilt of money, the 10% is for salaries, but the 90% has to be allocated out.
The best comedians are the ones who aren’t afraid of being cancelled
In a few of these clips, before he lost weight, Jimmy looked like Glenn Quagmire from Family Guy
Giggity
Gigidy gigidy😂
Oh man, you’re right!
So this is what my brain has been feeling… giggity
Spot-on !
the mosquito joke is on a different level, even with Jimmy's standards...
This man is a LEGEND!!!
Maybe stand up will be saved with comedians like Jimmy Carr.
I thought "Maybe Stand Up" was his charity for children in wheelchairs.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Re-educate women on cooking and cleaning" 🤣🤣
The good thing about being homeless is that you always have a card box for when you are moving.
Don't, let the funny people make the jokes.
When life gets you down. JIMMY!
Nicely executed everytime and I love re-watching your routines. Thank you again and take care of yourself please, Mate
Yeah because everybody is after Jimmy. I heard he was dabbling with the mafia!
@@InattentiveADHBfr
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Some of these jokes are so raw.
he and ricky, are best because they don’t giva a fug about backlash.
I love this guy
can I have a word about the homeless?
- yea "lazy"
Jesus H, I just discovered this guy and is he even allowed in America with all our snowflakes? This is genius
Shiba ?
@@RO83R7life shibarmy I suppose :)
Definitely not😂ye could never
Jimmy has clips on RUclips of his shows here in the states, but he has to dumb his act down so much so he doesn't offend anyone, but it's almost not funny. The audiences here seem to be embarrassed to laugh as though they think someone might see them and call them out.
It is quite edgy as you may see from the audience's reactions but trust me, we have our fair share of snowflakes and cancelled comedians here in the UK!
A special thanks to the cadaver who was charitable enough to leave his hairline to Jimmy.
And the St. Bernhard that gave his cheeks.
Twenty minutes of non-stop triggering... Classic!
Hopefully the religous conservatives dont see this
Jimmy - "I'd like to start a foundation"
Me - "Is it for Tax reasons?"
:)
I'm having such a good Birthday today. watching this made it more better :)
HBD
Happy birthday dude 🍰🎂🥂
@@vrajshah1590 thank you :) im a woman lol but big thanks :D
@@theburners8295 thank you :)
Congas on the b-day, Miss Redhead... 🥳🥳🥳
hahahahah I LOVE JIMMY
His audience truly love those Sub-Saharan Africa jokes!
Most funny man on the planet....!!!!
0:54 I'm in that is a magnificent idea
I actually pause my porn when I get a notice that a new Jimmy Carr video is available.
Jimmy Carr and Rickey Gervais rule
The woman in green top at the end really wasn't impressed by the mosquito joke😂
cardboard boxes come in handy
No, handy come in cardboard box
@@kleeby4462 Shut up
@@InattentiveADHB Never!🧐
@@InattentiveADHB my silence on RUclips is negotiable....lol.
0x17FAD4A1deF9Ee03ba8ef76c70C0b89D5A089820
I feel like cardboard is underated.
You're forehead at the beginning was glowing fs 🤣🤣
Don't worry about the children - pretty sure there are no tigers in Amazon.
There are plenty of rainforests outside South America. And understand a jaguar can give you a bit of a nip.
Never said anything about the Amazon. Just said rainforest.
@@reubenmanzo2054 no you pointed out that there are no tigers in the Amazon. So snarky ass, I pointed out that tigers live in Rain FORRESTS which exist in most equatorial countries. Not that tigers live in South America cockwomble. Jaguars are the Big Cat in residence.
@@gregghoulden4453 My comment was responding to you.
feed the tiger 😭
Thank you James I should have tried to Liston before I'm here now
Muchas risas, muy sabroso
De donde eres? Nunca entendí esa palabra usada en este contexto.
@@wordsmith451 iam from holland
Love it
yes we know who and what you are,unable to stop laughing. he he he.
and the holocaust joke got him 😂
Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks
Make a wish foundation 👍 doing an amazing job in the hardest of times
New content would be nice
Found hom in 2012. The ultimate Don Rickels replacement. Even better due to content IMO
Your doggone funny. Different style.
Sam Kinison sends his regards.
So humble.
7:10 A what DVD?
I have seen all your shows you posted like 4 times each. If there are any more shows of you please upload them too. Or otherwise just make new ones. Just imagine the crowds.
Make new ones? Right now? Getting thousands of people packed into a small room, that doesn't sound like a great idea
@@kaldo_kaldo he's back on tour on 21st June....this year.
@@tigger4011 This is why the UK keeps having to go on lockdown
@@kaldo_kaldo Not sure what your point is, Nick. We cannot stay locked down forever and people have been ramming into supermarkets / protests / raves all the way through. The music / comedy venues are investing money in getting reopened (money they can ill afford as so many are going under) and I can't wait to go and see him in Sept.
Or go see him live....he's just extended his UK tour out to Dec 2022 and ticks go on general sale tmrw. www.jimmycarr.com/uk-tour-dates/
this guy... :)
Ooooh!
You are trying to do the right thing.
Yeppppppp
What is Charles Lyme?
All this talk about battered woman, and here I'm still eating mine plain.
Lol
For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa
For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa
For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa
For a pound a week, you can feed a kid in Africa
I don't get it
@@K_ingh16 4 pounds a week as opposed to 1, I guess.
@@K_ingh16 he has Alzheimer's
Distressed Karen's spotted @8:02
dear jimmy car if you are in any way serious about wanting to support charity,
pls fund more research involving sound therapy versus tinitus, that method looks promising yet it is to still be really explored.
Son of rickles
His got the underwear flubber cheeks
warning. dont try to drink anything whilst watching. it will make you laugh uncontrollably. hillarious.
🤣 😂 😅 👌
That man is so wrong. 😂🤣
... in all the best ways. 😂😂
i liked my own comment
I liked your comment
@@hashemx1ify I liked your comment
Surely if you didn't like it you wouldn't have written it 🤣👍
But how do we know you speak the truth? Maybe you didn't like your own comment, and we're all being fooled to like it for you!
Jimmy you fucked up dude 💖xx
To answer the question in the thumbnail: no. I don't know who you are.
funniest guy there is
Love when more likes are on reply than initial comment, especially when initial comment is just a smartarse 😂
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The battered women etc was definitely borderline but you cannot help but laugh at Jimmy Carr. He's right when he says there are people that laugh then go awwww. Battered women is very upsetting - watching them walk around with black eyes etc. Disgusting!
Slow down a tad
🐝 is a dill
'IS ALRIGHT HE IS G0TH THUS IS WHAT HE WANTS' (Y0U W0NT GET THIS CHECKING-PART 0F CLIP)
Putting on a bit of weight there Jimmy
This is about ten years old I believe. He's a yo-yoer...
Youre funny jimmy, but i would seriously worry about leaving sny of my kids around you nor would you be employed at sny morgue of school.
I don't want to be angry James don't hurt them please. You children are the only thing I ever made or had and I'm sorry for what ever was done I can't change what I don't know or ask for forgiveness i don't know James I just don't know.if you want me on my knees I will just don't harm you syblings.
ngl when i first saw him i thought he was american
Does Karma work ?
This guy represents England? Check out.....
Thank you for 400
Ab 500 krwado guys please
Love you all guys ❤️❤️
Almost as funny as Jimmy Carey.
Just kidding your damn funny.
and who has to clean up this crap??
Tax dodger
🏴🥃🥃🥃yes 🤣but he’s funny 🤬
Pay your taxes
he does. and he paid it all back - unlike some other people involved in the scheme. which, btw, was totally legal
He did.
Most of the people caught using this loophole didn’t.
Legend
The crisps where wank.
He is way too funny lol (100th comment)
Lol
Like ya jimmy but..people like you should be paying 80% in taxes!
That's the thing that offended you about this video. Lolol
Jinny Carr was stopped by a charity mugger who told him if he is a UK tax payer, he can gift aid his donation. Jimmy Carr said, "Hm...."
I walking down the road and a guy with clipboard approached me
i think this guy is so fuckin funni
Mate I absolutely love your comedy and you rock. Can you do a tour down under.....and if you don't know, that's Australia. Cheers mate
Australia .....Down under...?
Don't you actually mean "Australia - Down and OUT!"
Why is it called "Down under"? That sounds like kind of a dark place.
Rewatching these clips while the ❄ try to cancel him 👍🏼