BeastlyBogan Just checked and I think you're right in that this is recent. Heard a lot of this before though. I reckon he's been doing the Madonna joke since she was 50 but it's funnier/more acceptable to take the piss out of a 50 year old than a 60 year old. Also feel he's doing older more PC stuff because the audience isn't used to him and they're more comically conservative over there anyway.
helenHTID because people only post videos of that Amy person... The fat one.... Who is a slag?? Fucking yanks would not know comedy if it slapped them in the face
British Humor is far more dark than American or Canadian humor. I've noticed that quite frequently. He'd literally just have people walking out if he deployed his normal routine.
Stand-up is about jokes and you can deliver jokes in different styles (some don't even talk at all). I admire difficulty simply because it is harder to do one liners. Carr doesn't always do one liners. Examples of people who do one liners as a full act are Tim Vine, Steven Wright, Emo Philips, Stewart Francis and Milton Jones. I can't do what they do.
Writing. Think about writing a joke. You'll go blank for a few seconds. Now think about the jokes per minute ratio. Some fast talkers like Time Vine could do something like 20 jokes a minute or more (He once held the world record for most jokes told in a certain time).
I live in the US, and when I tell people his jokes, they love it. He needs to come over here and not tone it down. The people are ready for the real Jimmy!
@@umerraja2655 Yes. That's the point. He started the joke and the audience didn't hear the punchline, and realised that they had to applaud him for donating a kidney, and then he gave them the punchline.
@@katiebear716 Not that I endorse bashing another country, especially in such a mundane way, but Davy is still right. Canadians are still "Americans", unless I missed a very drastic secession.
@@DeVulusAQ What are you talking about? They literally live on the North AMERICAN continent. This isn't me saying Canadians should be referred to as Americans as though they belong to the U.S., this is me saying that they are Americans in the same way that both the Irish and Scottish are European. This isn't even a matter of debate, it's geographical fact.
@@Arretey You can say that they are from North America, that's fine. But when someone is referred to as an American, it means that they are from the United States of America. Probably the reason that we don't call them "United Statesian".
The "get a tattoo where it doesn't matter" idea is a good "G rated" option. The adult version I have heard is...girl asks her lover "Kiss me where it stinks" so he takes her to [any geographic place you want to insult].
TheMacocko It is more to do with the fact that he is toned down in this when compared with his late night shows. Not to mention comedy is subjective so what you find funny may not be what I find funny.
Cameron Park Very true. I just find it so cliche' that unless it is dirty humor it's not funny. Now don't get me wrong I don't give two fucking shits about vulgarity or dirty humor. It's just so f****** cliche that everything has to be about dicks pussies and tits and nothing else is funny....it's like, get out of Highschool already.
He rarely jokes about dicks and pussy though. It's more brutal. Not recommended for North Americans because of how easily offended they are. Well, most.
goni whithewindy I scrolled the comments knowing that someone else would have noticed hahaha. Why do people like that even go to comedy shows, he even performed a tamer than normal set
Please, help me understand this (English is not my native) 1:16 she said: try childbirth I said: a had. how do you think I'll go ahead? I don't understand what him means
Statistically women DO have a lower pain threshold than men. Think about it like this, you never hear a guy say dude kick me in the balls until my pelvis breaks
I wonder what feminists think men would do if they had to go through childbirth. Screaming and cursing at the loved ones because they can't bare the pain? Taking painkillers against it? What could men possibly do that women are not already doing?
I already gave you the facts and sources to disprove your claim and yet you are brainlessly holding on to it and telling him to "look it up". Typical feminist. You are always living in your own world.
Uhm, no, there are studies that show that women have a natural ability to be sedated by their own bodies, during childbirth. It's not a defect in men, it's a feature in women, and it's specific to childbirth. It doesn't say anything about the pain threshold etc. So yeah, it's true that men aren't build for childbirth, but that should be pretty obvious already, without this specific fact...
George Lund Comedy is subjective. I don’t find Jimmy Carr’s stand up particularly funny. I’m not much for ‘comedy’ that’s just about being extreme or controversial or something. I think he’s good as a host on 8 out of 10 cats and also the Countdown version of course. It’s not that I dislike him. This style just isn’t me. Regarding being able to do better, well, again subjective. I don’t think of myself as being that good, but I have been well received at a few open mic nights actually. But in the space of public opinion, of course not. Jimmy Carr can live well off of this. I do it for free and fun
1:48 the correct answer is, “You’re the prettiest of your friends.” If she presses you for more: “I guess Bethany’s hairstyle suits her better than Jemma’s” It’s important to be able to manipulate your helpmate.
I hate the snooze button. 10 minutes is not a nap. A nap to me is like 30 minutes. And I have a loud, irritating alarm clock. Makes me want to chuck it at a wall.
that's the cleanest routine he's ever done
Impressed.
Just wait until the feminist descend on him for all those rape jokes
It's for a Canadian audience, boring!
Wisam Safi yeah, those rape jokes felt really forced :P
Americans and Canadians are thick when it comes to comedy so he had a hard task here
There is a lot of new material in here that I haven't heard before, and I love it.
Because you haven't heard much of Carr's early stuff, this is nearly 10 years ago. Madonna's 59.
....This is recent. lol he always tells the madonna joke, and consistently lists her age as 50.
BeastlyBogan Just checked and I think you're right in that this is recent. Heard a lot of this before though. I reckon he's been doing the Madonna joke since she was 50 but it's funnier/more acceptable to take the piss out of a 50 year old than a 60 year old.
Also feel he's doing older more PC stuff because the audience isn't used to him and they're more comically conservative over there anyway.
Liam Chapman I think I was at this show....it was a year ago. He’s been on several times though.
kquals lol
Wait... A Jimmy carr joke i haven't heard before... I never thought I'd see the day.
Kyle Woodrow he has taken this off Micheal mcintyre and Russel Howard but they brobably stolen it off each other
It’s always going to be pretty hard to come
Up with original jokes but jimmy always does it
I love his style of telling jokes, he fucking smashes it, never seen anyone else do it as well as him.
I love how the comments say he's toning it down but god damn that maid/girlfriend joke was wicked
The amount of jokes in this short clip is insane 😂😂
Brilliant
This was 9 years ago! People acting like this is new..
helenHTID because people only post videos of that Amy person... The fat one.... Who is a slag?? Fucking yanks would not know comedy if it slapped them in the face
no thats a new one
he only did his flooding joke around a year or two ago after the london floods.
Wow he really tones it down for non-UK shows 😂.
Not wearing THAT! it’s Burgundy😂😂😂😂
THE BEST.
This is quite different to what I am used to.This is just jokes not a story and I kinda like it (not more)
Fucking love Jimmy
this man jokes new no body do like him his the best
The speed.
I just saw where anth9ny jeselnik got his style.
Which one do you think I find the prettiest? They already know the answer
4:09
It's burgundy!
Canadian audience is really good actually. Compare that with the one he did in America.
0:40
I've missed you, Jimmy!!!
MissFawlty this is old
The one liners
Totally modified for a Canadian audience.
These are good if you like dad jokes.
Blacks go home on the sweater 🙈 I'm not wearing that !? ... It's burgundy 😂😂😂
Wow, that's really toned down from what he's like when in the UK.
I thought the same, I saw the UK material and woooof... rough stuff lol
This was for daytime public television and thus he toned it down his night live show that wasn’t taped was what you would expect though
Because it's Canada. They will all start crying if he didn't hold back.
British Humor is far more dark than American or Canadian humor. I've noticed that quite frequently. He'd literally just have people walking out if he deployed his normal routine.
I'm going to see him in May and if I don't leave seriously offended I'll be really disappointed!
Always funny how he talks extra slowly when not in britain
Not everyone speaks English :)
Linguistic convergence. Accommodation Theory.
@@Wishwader They're not speaking, they're listening
The American brain is slower.
Fled From Nowhere they’re from Canada stupid
Rapid fire jokes. Thats a more difficult style than story telling- which kills a lot of time.
Shadow Heart story telling is more normal and it’s weird him telling jokes out of nowhere
Stand-up is about jokes and you can deliver jokes in different styles (some don't even talk at all). I admire difficulty simply because it is harder to do one liners. Carr doesn't always do one liners. Examples of people who do one liners as a full act are Tim Vine, Steven Wright, Emo Philips, Stewart Francis and Milton Jones. I can't do what they do.
It's was a standard at one time its called one liners
Do you mean it's more difficult to remember for the routine or to write them, or both?
Writing. Think about writing a joke. You'll go blank for a few seconds. Now think about the jokes per minute ratio. Some fast talkers like Time Vine could do something like 20 jokes a minute or more (He once held the world record for most jokes told in a certain time).
Crowd started clapping until they realized he was joking about the kidney
Big Bang Ben read this as it happened
Canada are so nice they believed Jimmy Carr when he said he donated a kidney, during a stand up act.
C'mon, it's Jimmy Carr. That clearly such a telegraphed setup.
Especially after the tigers joke.
Learn to Code lol
an old Doug Anthony All Stars joke....that is where he got it from (unless via synchronicity)
This guy is fucking amazing, one of my favorite comedians
Roger Federer looks pretty fine telling jokes.
Down's Syndrome Roger Federer*, as he has said himself.
That's his mum.
In comparison to Frankie Boyle, he's clean.
Ace
Billy Corgan from mellon collie era
Cryings not helping WTF😂😂
If anything, she was making the problem slightly worse.
Im your 1thousands like
Holy shit. This guy can kill a person by laughter.
Jimmy carrs one liners are amazing
"...Its burgundy!'"
😂😂😂😭😭💀
Harsh Singh did you watch the video at all? It was a punchline in this set.
what does that mean? xD
@@azula_2182 google the colour, it is pretty fucking horrible
the joke was that he didn't care that it said "Blacks go home" on the sweater lol
@@josephvarghese2000 hmm.
I live in the US, and when I tell people his jokes, they love it. He needs to come over here and not tone it down. The people are ready for the real Jimmy!
tompizzawood I know he does, but it's he mellows a bit for US audiences. We need the full Jimmy lol.
He meant the real USA
I don't know about that anymore. People here get triggered by the dumbest shit these days.
Lol
That last joke confused the audience a bit when they didn't hear the punchline and realized that they had to clap, just before he gave it to them
@@umerraja2655 Yes. That's the point. He started the joke and the audience didn't hear the punchline, and realised that they had to applaud him for donating a kidney, and then he gave them the punchline.
Afraid of pedophiles??? GROW UP😂😂😂
The thing I love about Jimmy Carr is just when you think you know where he's going with a joke he turns a corner.
He doesn't just turn a corner. He teleports to the othe side of the city🤣
i love comics who tell these long elaborate jokes/stories, but goddamn i love Jimmy Carr and his endless one liners!!!
I love how he slows down his speech for the Americans, if it was English Audience it would be 10 times faster !!
...he was in Canada
@@katiebear716 Not that I endorse bashing another country, especially in such a mundane way, but Davy is still right. Canadians are still "Americans", unless I missed a very drastic secession.
@@Arretey You shouldn't call Canadians "Americans", just like you wouldn't call Irish people "British" or Scottish people "English".
@@DeVulusAQ What are you talking about? They literally live on the North AMERICAN continent. This isn't me saying Canadians should be referred to as Americans as though they belong to the U.S., this is me saying that they are Americans in the same way that both the Irish and Scottish are European. This isn't even a matter of debate, it's geographical fact.
@@Arretey You can say that they are from North America, that's fine. But when someone is referred to as an American, it means that they are from the United States of America. Probably the reason that we don't call them "United Statesian".
Cannot wait til Jimmy comes to Australia..................I mean, the penal colony.
Jeremiah R, in January 2018
Shit I need tickets I had no idea
Oh boy. I guess it's too late now
zondaintheair
That's where all the dicks hang out...sort of like Australia really.
They set him aside and went "listen, people from Canada are too nice, save the pedo and necrophilia jokes for later"
Legit only Canadians would start clapping when Jimmy sets up an obvious joke about donating a kidney at the end.
Spot on with the Alberta joke!!😂
As an Albertan, I can agree.
It's a crowd work joke. The target of the joke changes based on where he's performing.
Geon Quuin Still really funny.
ummm oil?
The "get a tattoo where it doesn't matter" idea is a good "G rated" option. The adult version I have heard is...girl asks her lover "Kiss me where it stinks" so he takes her to [any geographic place you want to insult].
Just bought tickets for his show. Can't wait 😀
iKaroliina how was it?
No reply.... guess she must have been sat in the first row and still hasn’t recovered from the trauma when Jimmy involved her in the show.
The best way to answer that joke would've actually been if he had said one of her guy friend's names... 🤣 "I think Dave is the prettiest"
Saw him live, much better than the stuff on youtube imo. Obviously the atmosphere contributes, but it was hilarious for sure.
really? seeing things in person is better than through a screen? Who knew?
After 9/11 the emergency number had made 911
Nobody is gonna forget 😀
American here. I had never heard of Jimmy Carr but I tell you, this is some funny stuff.
He should go to JFL and do heckler comebacks.
N2O look him up replying to hecklers, he's brilliant
That was the kids version, normally he's funny
Christian Buczko I don't get why some people can't laugh unless pussy and dicks are involved.
TheMacocko It is more to do with the fact that he is toned down in this when compared with his late night shows. Not to mention comedy is subjective so what you find funny may not be what I find funny.
Cameron Park Very true. I just find it so cliche' that unless it is dirty humor it's not funny. Now don't get me wrong I don't give two fucking shits about vulgarity or dirty humor. It's just so f****** cliche that everything has to be about dicks pussies and tits and nothing else is funny....it's like, get out of Highschool already.
He rarely jokes about dicks and pussy though. It's more brutal. Not recommended for North Americans because of how easily offended they are. Well, most.
@@Amstrdamn yep because of this wide spread problem in the u.s of jailing people for Twitter posts, oh wait that's you.
I don't think many people in the comments realize Canada is more like Great Britten than the USA. Haha either way, love Jimmy!!
“Wow you’re a fast runner, nearly got away”
You know it's a recording from a concert outside the UK when he speaks at 0.75x of his normal speed lol
That child birth joke is gold. Lol
2:00 Well looks like this couple know about some things with their tongues ;)
Great crowd.
I like how no one really clapped for the kidney cause they knew there was a punchline to it.
Those rapid jokes were so hilarious🤣🤣🤣
5:12 lady was NOT amused and clearly at the wrong show 🤣🤣🤣
Jimmy Carr one the best writers around
I think he could play Benny Hill in a biopic, if it ever becomes necessary, at least I think there is an influence there
5:13 that lady in the back is not impressed...😂
goni whithewindy I scrolled the comments knowing that someone else would have noticed hahaha. Why do people like that even go to comedy shows, he even performed a tamer than normal set
Wow Jimmy's JFL routine is actually pretty clean.
5:02 you can see a woman in the back that they pan to who hated this joke.
I guess that girl at 2:00 does the thing with the tongue as well.
3:05 that guy not laughing has a miserable life
Can I have a word about the homeless...
*Lazy*
Ha ha.
Please, help me understand this (English is not my native)
1:16 she said: try childbirth
I said: a had. how do you think I'll go ahead?
I don't understand what him means
@@mykola5127 "I have, how do you think I got here?"
Between Jimmy Carr and Anthony Jeselnik, I can't decide who's funnier.
This guy's so fucked up!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😎
the smoke detector also has a snooze button. good to smile it's good for the soul.
This guy is one of my favorite comedians.
he just changed his dundee joke to alberta XD
*His Hull joke in England
"...doesn't matter"
ppl in Hull are consulting lawyers over copyright
This was a bit lame for Jimmy Carr.Not savage enough.
Statistically women DO have a lower pain threshold than men.
Think about it like this, you never hear a guy say dude kick me in the balls until my pelvis breaks
His humor is a mix of dad jokes, r/technicallycorrect, and r/cursedcomments
3:06 balding bloke not impressed
I wonder what feminists think men would do if they had to go through childbirth. Screaming and cursing at the loved ones because they can't bare the pain? Taking painkillers against it? What could men possibly do that women are not already doing?
Alex König there are studies that show the male body physically couldn’t handle the pain, they would pass out and not be able to complete the birth
Kitty Dynamite
Lol...yeah, sure.
neosapiens its true honey look it up xoxoxo
I already gave you the facts and sources to disprove your claim and yet you are brainlessly holding on to it and telling him to "look it up".
Typical feminist. You are always living in your own world.
Uhm, no, there are studies that show that women have a natural ability to be sedated by their own bodies, during childbirth. It's not a defect in men, it's a feature in women, and it's specific to childbirth. It doesn't say anything about the pain threshold etc. So yeah, it's true that men aren't build for childbirth, but that should be pretty obvious already, without this specific fact...
I love it when people say childbirth thinking they'll end the argument, there are many other things more painful than childbirth
5:13 the woman in the background on the left is not amused
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Can he literally not string anything together longer than a one-liner?
George Lund Comedy is subjective. I don’t find Jimmy Carr’s stand up particularly funny. I’m not much for ‘comedy’ that’s just about being extreme or controversial or something. I think he’s good as a host on 8 out of 10 cats and also the Countdown version of course. It’s not that I dislike him. This style just isn’t me. Regarding being able to do better, well, again subjective. I don’t think of myself as being that good, but I have been well received at a few open mic nights actually. But in the space of public opinion, of course not. Jimmy Carr can live well off of this. I do it for free and fun
He did these jokes like 3 years ago or something! Is there anything new he is thinking of or he is just done doing stand-up?!
One of the very few rapid fire comedians.
Sure he cut the swearing but the jokes are the same as in the UK.
5:14 check the women kn the back ground
1:48 the correct answer is, “You’re the prettiest of your friends.” If she presses you for more: “I guess Bethany’s hairstyle suits her better than Jemma’s”
It’s important to be able to manipulate your helpmate.
Interesting take. I would tell - "there's no such thing as being pretty". And that's not a lie either.
Wins and loses the crowd at the same time. How he plays them is amazing.
I think bringing someone to a Jimmy Carr show who’s never heard of him would be hysterical!
I’m not wearing that!! It’s burgundy.. lmfao
if you want the british version, change your playback speed to 2
I don't like this style, just telling jokes one after another. I like the art of storytelling much more. But Jimmy is a freking genius anyway.
I hate the snooze button. 10 minutes is not a nap. A nap to me is like 30 minutes. And I have a loud, irritating alarm clock. Makes me want to chuck it at a wall.
If y'all like this, try watching his routine on "The Roast Of Rob Lowe", it's fucking savage.
The only way you are getting through this video is to take a shot every time he says love
Wow, a Jimmy Carr video I could share with just about anyone and not feel bad!
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Havent seen this style of StandUp in a while def a 10/10 firing on all cylinders Jim
5:13 that woman in the back looks offended...n this isn't even his real material...HAHA!
@viciousspew k