Jimmy Carr - The Snooze Button

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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @scubarick1
    @scubarick1 7 лет назад +3892

    that's the cleanest routine he's ever done

    • @chantelm9255
      @chantelm9255 7 лет назад +11

      Impressed.

    • @WisamSafi1978
      @WisamSafi1978 7 лет назад +70

      Just wait until the feminist descend on him for all those rape jokes

    • @mikekennedy2394
      @mikekennedy2394 7 лет назад +49

      It's for a Canadian audience, boring!

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 7 лет назад +41

      Wisam Safi yeah, those rape jokes felt really forced :P

    • @MikeyJMJ
      @MikeyJMJ 7 лет назад +35

      Americans and Canadians are thick when it comes to comedy so he had a hard task here

  • @benciccarelli9870
    @benciccarelli9870 7 лет назад +893

    Crowd started clapping until they realized he was joking about the kidney

    • @archieforbes7245
      @archieforbes7245 7 лет назад +5

      Big Bang Ben read this as it happened

    • @Emma-fq9pv
      @Emma-fq9pv 7 лет назад +102

      Canada are so nice they believed Jimmy Carr when he said he donated a kidney, during a stand up act.

    • @interestedbystander196
      @interestedbystander196 7 лет назад +39

      C'mon, it's Jimmy Carr. That clearly such a telegraphed setup.
      Especially after the tigers joke.

    • @knife7662
      @knife7662 5 лет назад

      Learn to Code lol

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 5 лет назад

      an old Doug Anthony All Stars joke....that is where he got it from (unless via synchronicity)

  • @potates4038
    @potates4038 7 лет назад +225

    Jimmy carrs one liners are amazing

  • @NBM397
    @NBM397 7 лет назад +2825

    Wow, that's really toned down from what he's like when in the UK.

    • @danf8047
      @danf8047 7 лет назад +87

      I thought the same, I saw the UK material and woooof... rough stuff lol

    • @MrBradweston
      @MrBradweston 7 лет назад +125

      This was for daytime public television and thus he toned it down his night live show that wasn’t taped was what you would expect though

    • @alexanderthegreatsdad.3831
      @alexanderthegreatsdad.3831 7 лет назад +127

      Because it's Canada. They will all start crying if he didn't hold back.

    • @Slemoster
      @Slemoster 7 лет назад +86

      British Humor is far more dark than American or Canadian humor. I've noticed that quite frequently. He'd literally just have people walking out if he deployed his normal routine.

    • @1983Jacko
      @1983Jacko 7 лет назад +31

      I'm going to see him in May and if I don't leave seriously offended I'll be really disappointed!

  • @persononinternet7868
    @persononinternet7868 6 лет назад +752

    Always funny how he talks extra slowly when not in britain

    • @Wishwader
      @Wishwader 6 лет назад +10

      Not everyone speaks English :)

    • @linguisticspundit2094
      @linguisticspundit2094 5 лет назад +10

      Linguistic convergence. Accommodation Theory.

    • @thebob3712
      @thebob3712 5 лет назад +2

      @@Wishwader They're not speaking, they're listening

    • @onemanenclave
      @onemanenclave 5 лет назад +16

      The American brain is slower.

    • @FOxXyYgRaMpA
      @FOxXyYgRaMpA 5 лет назад +8

      Fled From Nowhere they’re from Canada stupid

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 7 лет назад +3799

    Rapid fire jokes. Thats a more difficult style than story telling- which kills a lot of time.

    • @ahmadawan8336
      @ahmadawan8336 7 лет назад +216

      Shadow Heart story telling is more normal and it’s weird him telling jokes out of nowhere

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 7 лет назад +115

      Stand-up is about jokes and you can deliver jokes in different styles (some don't even talk at all). I admire difficulty simply because it is harder to do one liners. Carr doesn't always do one liners. Examples of people who do one liners as a full act are Tim Vine, Steven Wright, Emo Philips, Stewart Francis and Milton Jones. I can't do what they do.

    • @spid8013
      @spid8013 7 лет назад +11

      It's was a standard at one time its called one liners

    • @jasperwillows1137
      @jasperwillows1137 7 лет назад +3

      Do you mean it's more difficult to remember for the routine or to write them, or both?

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 7 лет назад +29

      Writing. Think about writing a joke. You'll go blank for a few seconds. Now think about the jokes per minute ratio. Some fast talkers like Time Vine could do something like 20 jokes a minute or more (He once held the world record for most jokes told in a certain time).

  • @AlaskanPotHead
    @AlaskanPotHead 7 лет назад +189

    I live in the US, and when I tell people his jokes, they love it. He needs to come over here and not tone it down. The people are ready for the real Jimmy!

    • @AlaskanPotHead
      @AlaskanPotHead 7 лет назад +6

      tompizzawood I know he does, but it's he mellows a bit for US audiences. We need the full Jimmy lol.

    • @Harcix
      @Harcix 7 лет назад +2

      He meant the real USA

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 6 лет назад +11

      I don't know about that anymore. People here get triggered by the dumbest shit these days.

    • @knife7662
      @knife7662 5 лет назад

      Lol

  • @dLzzzgaming
    @dLzzzgaming 7 лет назад +56

    This guy is fucking amazing, one of my favorite comedians

  • @kquals
    @kquals 7 лет назад +206

    There is a lot of new material in here that I haven't heard before, and I love it.

    • @liamc19
      @liamc19 7 лет назад +3

      Because you haven't heard much of Carr's early stuff, this is nearly 10 years ago. Madonna's 59.

    • @BeastlyBogan
      @BeastlyBogan 7 лет назад +1

      ....This is recent. lol he always tells the madonna joke, and consistently lists her age as 50.

    • @liamc19
      @liamc19 7 лет назад +2

      BeastlyBogan Just checked and I think you're right in that this is recent. Heard a lot of this before though. I reckon he's been doing the Madonna joke since she was 50 but it's funnier/more acceptable to take the piss out of a 50 year old than a 60 year old.
      Also feel he's doing older more PC stuff because the audience isn't used to him and they're more comically conservative over there anyway.

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 6 лет назад

      Liam Chapman I think I was at this show....it was a year ago. He’s been on several times though.

    • @knife7662
      @knife7662 5 лет назад

      kquals lol

  • @sutirthhadas
    @sutirthhadas 7 лет назад +99

    Holy shit. This guy can kill a person by laughter.

  • @lelmdrWHO
    @lelmdrWHO 6 лет назад +67

    i love comics who tell these long elaborate jokes/stories, but goddamn i love Jimmy Carr and his endless one liners!!!

  • @dominikno3495
    @dominikno3495 7 лет назад +859

    "...Its burgundy!'"
    😂😂😂😭😭💀

    • @canyoufearme1
      @canyoufearme1 7 лет назад +2

      Harsh Singh did you watch the video at all? It was a punchline in this set.

    • @azula_2182
      @azula_2182 6 лет назад

      what does that mean? xD

    • @sirhasslich536
      @sirhasslich536 6 лет назад +1

      @@azula_2182 google the colour, it is pretty fucking horrible

    • @josephvarghese2000
      @josephvarghese2000 5 лет назад +2

      the joke was that he didn't care that it said "Blacks go home" on the sweater lol

    • @Amburmist
      @Amburmist 4 года назад

      @@josephvarghese2000 hmm.

  • @ngominh259
    @ngominh259 7 лет назад +705

    Roger Federer looks pretty fine telling jokes.

    • @razhmazh
      @razhmazh 6 лет назад +26

      Down's Syndrome Roger Federer*, as he has said himself.

    • @joetowers4804
      @joetowers4804 5 лет назад +1

      That's his mum.

    • @rossshepherd9836
      @rossshepherd9836 5 лет назад

      In comparison to Frankie Boyle, he's clean.

    • @DunnGolfing
      @DunnGolfing 5 лет назад

      Ace

    • @slinkeepy
      @slinkeepy 5 лет назад +1

      Billy Corgan from mellon collie era

  • @h4724-q6j
    @h4724-q6j 6 лет назад +75

    That last joke confused the audience a bit when they didn't hear the punchline and realized that they had to clap, just before he gave it to them

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j 6 лет назад +2

      @@umerraja2655 Yes. That's the point. He started the joke and the audience didn't hear the punchline, and realised that they had to applaud him for donating a kidney, and then he gave them the punchline.

  • @musicalgapattack3583
    @musicalgapattack3583 Год назад +1

    5:12 lady was NOT amused and clearly at the wrong show 🤣🤣🤣

  • @iKaroliina
    @iKaroliina 7 лет назад +29

    Just bought tickets for his show. Can't wait 😀

    • @Alexthomasgleeson
      @Alexthomasgleeson 6 лет назад

      iKaroliina how was it?

    • @oktfg
      @oktfg 5 лет назад +4

      No reply.... guess she must have been sat in the first row and still hasn’t recovered from the trauma when Jimmy involved her in the show.

  • @muhammadumer7833
    @muhammadumer7833 5 лет назад +4

    Those rapid jokes were so hilarious🤣🤣🤣

  • @DonnieDarko2584
    @DonnieDarko2584 5 лет назад +5

    Legit only Canadians would start clapping when Jimmy sets up an obvious joke about donating a kidney at the end.

  • @johnlovell2956
    @johnlovell2956 5 лет назад +28

    The thing I love about Jimmy Carr is just when you think you know where he's going with a joke he turns a corner.

    • @danielraymond9631
      @danielraymond9631 3 года назад +1

      He doesn't just turn a corner. He teleports to the othe side of the city🤣

  • @Truckerdaddy
    @Truckerdaddy 5 лет назад +4

    This guy is one of my favorite comedians.

  • @samtheman8899
    @samtheman8899 5 лет назад +2

    That child birth joke is gold. Lol

  • @marissa3199
    @marissa3199 6 лет назад +6

    “Wow you’re a fast runner, nearly got away”

  • @seanmarshall1457
    @seanmarshall1457 5 лет назад +3

    American here. I had never heard of Jimmy Carr but I tell you, this is some funny stuff.

  • @shrikarparashar8706
    @shrikarparashar8706 7 лет назад +1126

    Cryings not helping WTF😂😂

  • @scotthaliday7583
    @scotthaliday7583 7 лет назад +110

    Spot on with the Alberta joke!!😂

    • @ctirons
      @ctirons 7 лет назад +9

      As an Albertan, I can agree.

    • @GeonQuuin
      @GeonQuuin 7 лет назад +8

      It's a crowd work joke. The target of the joke changes based on where he's performing.

    • @ctirons
      @ctirons 7 лет назад +1

      Geon Quuin Still really funny.

    • @odscanadiann1453
      @odscanadiann1453 7 лет назад

      ummm oil?

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 6 лет назад

      The "get a tattoo where it doesn't matter" idea is a good "G rated" option. The adult version I have heard is...girl asks her lover "Kiss me where it stinks" so he takes her to [any geographic place you want to insult].

  • @mapleglass484
    @mapleglass484 7 лет назад +251

    Wait... A Jimmy carr joke i haven't heard before... I never thought I'd see the day.

    • @OliverLMinecraftMachine
      @OliverLMinecraftMachine 6 лет назад +1

      Kyle Woodrow he has taken this off Micheal mcintyre and Russel Howard but they brobably stolen it off each other

    • @infinitebattlefield390
      @infinitebattlefield390 6 лет назад +4

      It’s always going to be pretty hard to come
      Up with original jokes but jimmy always does it

  • @moosesnWoop
    @moosesnWoop 5 лет назад +2

    Wins and loses the crowd at the same time. How he plays them is amazing.

  • @alexandrialambert2507
    @alexandrialambert2507 6 лет назад +1

    I love his style of telling jokes, he fucking smashes it, never seen anyone else do it as well as him.

  • @micstonemic696stone
    @micstonemic696stone 5 лет назад +2

    the smoke detector also has a snooze button. good to smile it's good for the soul.

  • @mrcodyjmiller
    @mrcodyjmiller 7 лет назад +1

    I think bringing someone to a Jimmy Carr show who’s never heard of him would be hysterical!

  • @forkyyyy7842
    @forkyyyy7842 4 года назад

    The amount of jokes in this short clip is insane 😂😂

  • @v.e2035
    @v.e2035 6 лет назад +1

    King of Puns!!!! Such a brilliant mind, his ivy lueauge is showing lol

  • @gorangersforever
    @gorangersforever 5 лет назад +1

    The only way you are getting through this video is to take a shot every time he says love

  • @denzelalexander3672
    @denzelalexander3672 7 лет назад +1

    Havent seen this style of StandUp in a while def a 10/10 firing on all cylinders Jim

  • @sampark7045
    @sampark7045 6 лет назад +1

    The best standup comedian ever

  • @rohan8368
    @rohan8368 7 лет назад +9

    Jimmy Carr one the best writers around

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 5 лет назад

      I think he could play Benny Hill in a biopic, if it ever becomes necessary, at least I think there is an influence there

  • @paulbuswell6566
    @paulbuswell6566 6 лет назад +1

    Playing it safe for a new country. Still love him.

  • @shivam.maharshi
    @shivam.maharshi 5 лет назад +4

    3:05 that guy not laughing has a miserable life

  • @harshbarj
    @harshbarj 5 лет назад +1

    Wow, a Jimmy Carr video I could share with just about anyone and not feel bad!

  • @Todestuete
    @Todestuete 6 лет назад +6

    Saw him live, much better than the stuff on youtube imo. Obviously the atmosphere contributes, but it was hilarious for sure.

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 5 лет назад

      really? seeing things in person is better than through a screen? Who knew?

  • @ethanpet113
    @ethanpet113 6 лет назад +3

    Wow Jimmy's JFL routine is actually pretty clean.

  • @deesnutz4638
    @deesnutz4638 5 лет назад +4

    5:13 that lady in the back is not impressed...😂

    • @WhatACoolArrow
      @WhatACoolArrow 5 лет назад +1

      goni whithewindy I scrolled the comments knowing that someone else would have noticed hahaha. Why do people like that even go to comedy shows, he even performed a tamer than normal set

  • @Morningstar_95
    @Morningstar_95 5 лет назад +1

    I love Jimmy's one liners

  • @крискрис-ы2й
    @крискрис-ы2й 7 лет назад +1

    His double entendres..EPIC

  • @MohakNarang07
    @MohakNarang07 3 года назад +1

    You know it's a recording from a concert outside the UK when he speaks at 0.75x of his normal speed lol

  • @darkin1484
    @darkin1484 6 лет назад +2

    One of the very few rapid fire comedians.

  • @abrariusghazal5383
    @abrariusghazal5383 6 лет назад +1

    🔥 he is phenomenal !

  • @Thekikomanns
    @Thekikomanns 6 лет назад +308

    I love how he slows down his speech for the Americans, if it was English Audience it would be 10 times faster !!

    • @katiebear716
      @katiebear716 6 лет назад +79

      ...he was in Canada

    • @Arretey
      @Arretey 6 лет назад +37

      @@katiebear716 Not that I endorse bashing another country, especially in such a mundane way, but Davy is still right. Canadians are still "Americans", unless I missed a very drastic secession.

    • @DeVulusAQ
      @DeVulusAQ 6 лет назад +34

      @@Arretey You shouldn't call Canadians "Americans", just like you wouldn't call Irish people "British" or Scottish people "English".

    • @Arretey
      @Arretey 6 лет назад +52

      @@DeVulusAQ What are you talking about? They literally live on the North AMERICAN continent. This isn't me saying Canadians should be referred to as Americans as though they belong to the U.S., this is me saying that they are Americans in the same way that both the Irish and Scottish are European. This isn't even a matter of debate, it's geographical fact.

    • @DeVulusAQ
      @DeVulusAQ 6 лет назад +35

      ​@@Arretey You can say that they are from North America, that's fine. But when someone is referred to as an American, it means that they are from the United States of America. Probably the reason that we don't call them "United Statesian".

  • @zunwin8296
    @zunwin8296 5 лет назад +4

    The best way to answer that joke would've actually been if he had said one of her guy friend's names... 🤣 "I think Dave is the prettiest"

  • @DinkMcStinky
    @DinkMcStinky 5 лет назад

    3:48 that fucking wheeze 😂

  • @TheGreatSeraphim
    @TheGreatSeraphim 2 года назад +1

    I like how no one really clapped for the kidney cause they knew there was a punchline to it.

  • @stvp68
    @stvp68 5 лет назад +1

    I can take two naps before noon.

  • @dismissing
    @dismissing 7 лет назад +22

    Brilliant

  • @VyvienneEaux
    @VyvienneEaux 4 года назад +1

    1:48 the correct answer is, “You’re the prettiest of your friends.” If she presses you for more: “I guess Bethany’s hairstyle suits her better than Jemma’s”
    It’s important to be able to manipulate your helpmate.

    • @eric000
      @eric000 3 года назад

      Interesting take. I would tell - "there's no such thing as being pretty". And that's not a lie either.

  • @jonathanfox8313
    @jonathanfox8313 5 лет назад

    Not wearing THAT! it’s Burgundy😂😂😂😂

  • @christianmcnally4323
    @christianmcnally4323 6 лет назад +1

    I've never laughed this hard ever

  • @adamkrutsch9272
    @adamkrutsch9272 4 года назад +1

    I love how the comments say he's toning it down but god damn that maid/girlfriend joke was wicked

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 6 лет назад +1

    I love it when people say childbirth thinking they'll end the argument, there are many other things more painful than childbirth

  • @billgateskilledmyuncle23
    @billgateskilledmyuncle23 5 лет назад +2

    The flooding one was the best.

  • @jvvayne555
    @jvvayne555 4 года назад

    I like how serious he is

  • @cgtechie
    @cgtechie 4 года назад +1

    Man is a genius!!

  • @connormathieson2894
    @connormathieson2894 6 лет назад

    Lol the Alberta shots 😂😂

  • @borisbrian2565
    @borisbrian2565 5 лет назад +5

    After 9/11 the emergency number had made 911
    Nobody is gonna forget 😀

  • @t.rdixon6869
    @t.rdixon6869 6 лет назад

    Jimmy Carr in a nutshell; says “Flooding is pretty bad” at a comedy show...

  • @ag9768
    @ag9768 5 лет назад +1

    This guy is awesome

  • @nodepony8440
    @nodepony8440 7 лет назад +98

    Cannot wait til Jimmy comes to Australia..................I mean, the penal colony.

    • @nodepony8440
      @nodepony8440 7 лет назад +2

      Jeremiah R, in January 2018

    • @MrUrg-vq4yb
      @MrUrg-vq4yb 7 лет назад +3

      Shit I need tickets I had no idea

    • @liamsmith3067
      @liamsmith3067 7 лет назад

      Oh boy. I guess it's too late now

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 6 лет назад +3

      zondaintheair
      That's where all the dicks hang out...sort of like Australia really.

  • @BonesTheCat
    @BonesTheCat 5 лет назад +1

    5:13 Chick on the left. lol

  • @clytieapollo
    @clytieapollo 5 лет назад +1

    Feed the tigers dot com 😂😁😂😁

  • @PhilipAlexanderHassialis
    @PhilipAlexanderHassialis 7 лет назад

    Comeon Canada, you can take the blunt of Jimmy's jokes, no need to ask for the soft treatment!

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 4 года назад

      Philip Alexander Hassialis nobody asked for the soft treatment

  • @kirtywright1974
    @kirtywright1974 7 лет назад

    Morbidly funny... So wrong. It's right! Hahaha😂

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 7 лет назад +13

    Great crowd.

  • @BFrydell
    @BFrydell 6 лет назад +1

    World’s best one-liners

  • @sadstormtrooper
    @sadstormtrooper 5 лет назад +3

    2:00 Well looks like this couple know about some things with their tongues ;)

  • @MrGlobbits
    @MrGlobbits 6 лет назад

    The tiger charity, finally, a charity I would consider donating to.

  • @johndolecek4166
    @johndolecek4166 7 лет назад +1

    Dave Allen with verbal diarrhea. I love you, Jimmy!

  • @scottkelly156
    @scottkelly156 5 лет назад

    That sweater bit is the best

  • @stes8465
    @stes8465 5 лет назад

    Jimmy Carr is soooo fuckin funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅

  • @yahyadouzi427
    @yahyadouzi427 3 года назад

    The flooding joke is a crack lol

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 5 лет назад +9

    They set him aside and went "listen, people from Canada are too nice, save the pedo and necrophilia jokes for later"

  • @dzashengonie3732
    @dzashengonie3732 5 лет назад +1

    One punch liners 😂😂

  • @vindigregorio6697
    @vindigregorio6697 4 года назад +1

    I don't think many people in the comments realize Canada is more like Great Britten than the USA. Haha either way, love Jimmy!!

  • @asmartistenthusiast3469
    @asmartistenthusiast3469 5 лет назад

    don't make me go back there mister jimmy!! 😂😂

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora 4 года назад +1

    His humor is a mix of dad jokes, r/technicallycorrect, and r/cursedcomments

  • @axel210182
    @axel210182 7 лет назад +1

    Wow jimmy cleaned up his act for Canada he was savage in Cornwall

  • @zkxnkj534
    @zkxnkj534 5 лет назад

    THE BEST.

  • @doudeau1988
    @doudeau1988 5 лет назад

    These jokes should be on the back of a penguin wrapper.

  • @Gadgetbig
    @Gadgetbig 7 лет назад +2

    I’m not wearing that!! It’s burgundy.. lmfao

  • @LoudNoob
    @LoudNoob 6 лет назад

    Whoa. This is the Jimmy Carr I show my grandma.

  • @tutnallman
    @tutnallman 7 лет назад +2

    Sharp, quite good.

  • @LuchoH838
    @LuchoH838 4 года назад

    Wow he really tones it down for non-UK shows 😂.

  • @prithvijain1748
    @prithvijain1748 7 лет назад +32

    He should go to JFL and do heckler comebacks.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 6 лет назад

      N2O look him up replying to hecklers, he's brilliant

  • @finngrant234
    @finngrant234 5 лет назад +1

    That tattoo Alberta joke is killer

  • @dominicjose1116
    @dominicjose1116 5 лет назад +1

    5:13 that woman in the back looks offended...n this isn't even his real material...HAHA!

  • @FTDEER
    @FTDEER 7 лет назад +45

    he just changed his dundee joke to alberta XD

    • @plamenpetrov2014
      @plamenpetrov2014 7 лет назад +3

      *His Hull joke in England

    • @FTDEER
      @FTDEER 7 лет назад +2

      "...doesn't matter"

    • @oktfg
      @oktfg 5 лет назад

      ppl in Hull are consulting lawyers over copyright

  • @SapkaliAkif
    @SapkaliAkif 5 лет назад

    My notebook app has come to life

  • @RoadRunnerMedia
    @RoadRunnerMedia 5 лет назад

    I'm here cuz its 3 am and I have to wake up at 7 am fml right 😀

  • @gregoryking4796
    @gregoryking4796 5 лет назад

    I love one liners

  • @samuel_s.8181
    @samuel_s.8181 6 лет назад

    By 4 minutes mark I was completely dead

  • @nonofyabidnez5737
    @nonofyabidnez5737 5 лет назад +1

    Jimmy is a fucking legend!

  • @carrrexx7190
    @carrrexx7190 5 лет назад

    Love him!