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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
  • A publisher has been asking me for a while if I'd write my autobiography, and this is what I've got...
    Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Making People Laugh
    To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
    Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
    For the latest tour dates and tickets: www.jimmycarr....
    #JimmyCarr #Autobiography #StandUpComedy #Comedy #Funny

Комментарии • 214

  • @jimmycarr
    @jimmycarr  3 года назад +18

    To watch the full special - ruclips.net/video/rmSknklwJT8/видео.html

  • @apianistadrift
    @apianistadrift 4 года назад +26

    The biggest face of comedy cannot fill the biggest hole in my heart since you stopped the tiny quiz Jimmy

  • @sweiland75
    @sweiland75 3 года назад +42

    I haven't owned a television in years but I know you, Jimmy, even here in Canada, thanks to the Internet.

    • @NatandGeorge
      @NatandGeorge 3 года назад +1

      I'm in Canada; he still pops up on Comedy Networks' Just for Laughs AllAccess(uncensored) occasiuonally -- good stuff!

    • @andrewjameshenderson1389
      @andrewjameshenderson1389 2 года назад

      Me too! 🇨🇦✌👍

  • @djpass-mi4bi
    @djpass-mi4bi 4 года назад +224

    I think his autobiography should be called "When Does the Comedy Start?" My favourite heckle.

    • @hey_its_travis
      @hey_its_travis 3 года назад +12

      Peter Kay's page is down so I had to come here.

    • @Nergal_Slayer
      @Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад

      Greta idea!

    • @rotorhead5006
      @rotorhead5006 3 года назад +9

      Or simply, "Your Mum..." 🤣

    • @leighpowell1062
      @leighpowell1062 3 года назад +6

      My taxing life would be good

    • @chintanrathod1908
      @chintanrathod1908 3 года назад +8

      If you want Jimmy's comeback you know where to scrape it off 😂

  • @richieb7692
    @richieb7692 4 года назад +7

    1.40..
    What a Burn.
    Then the guy's wife chips in.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @manishshrotriya7674
    @manishshrotriya7674 4 года назад +36

    I dont know a more underappreciated comic! What a legend Jimmy Carr 🙌🙌

    • @ArtOfCon-troll
      @ArtOfCon-troll 4 года назад +1

      Steve Hofstetter is extremely underrated.

    • @dekygo3629
      @dekygo3629 3 года назад +1

      Aqua man

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 2 года назад +4

      Underappreciated!? He's huge!!
      And famous

    • @barrypower7259
      @barrypower7259 Год назад

      @@ArtOfCon-troll saw him in belfast he is not funny. Just another jew.

  • @panther105
    @panther105 4 года назад +33

    I feel like I'm watching a Ted Talk. This guy is worthwhile!!!

  • @Undercovergrandma396
    @Undercovergrandma396 4 года назад +27

    I've been watching a lot of Big Fat Quiz lately and I must say, it's nice to see Jimmy finally got a seat.

  • @javidmirza4584
    @javidmirza4584 4 года назад +27

    You just have made my day. Thank you!

  • @RA-di9ie
    @RA-di9ie 4 года назад +111

    "I'm sh-t at football as well mate don't worry about it " 🤣

  • @striverfor7628
    @striverfor7628 4 года назад +5

    7:20 That laugh they use at the end of all the videos

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 4 года назад +35

    Best thing about staying up late, I get a Jimmy Carr post 💪😊

  • @BEPIS0
    @BEPIS0 4 года назад +21

    Jimmy your comedy is on point

  • @voidanderson202
    @voidanderson202 4 года назад +95

    I live in the United States and this is funnier than our politics fighting 😂

    • @trelligan42
      @trelligan42 4 года назад +6

      Yeah, but a dogfight is funnier than our US politics. And more dignified. 😟

    • @6ixnovavi92
      @6ixnovavi92 4 года назад +1

      What politics? If you dont like the President just grab a gun and make them into JFK V2.0. Simple.

    • @newjerseyyouth4853
      @newjerseyyouth4853 2 года назад

      @@6ixnovavi92 _fbi reading this_

    • @kennysmith3786
      @kennysmith3786 2 года назад

      The best comic to come out of England, Billy Connolly the Best out of Scotland also out of GB ..k..

  • @Jablicek
    @Jablicek 4 года назад +13

    Superb, I absolutely needed this tonight! Thank you :)

  • @kevindavies5332
    @kevindavies5332 4 года назад +117

    Hope the new hair transplant is going well Jimmy.

  • @SneakyDino7
    @SneakyDino7 4 года назад +68

    I've been low on my daily Jimmy carr levels

  • @hazbinhotel6733
    @hazbinhotel6733 4 года назад +22

    This is the best of Jimmy

  • @kajvandenbosch2509
    @kajvandenbosch2509 4 года назад +78

    Always fun to watch jimmy

  • @BudgieFan101
    @BudgieFan101 2 года назад +1

    Quite honesty and frankly I personally think Jimmy Carr is the Gold Standard as far as his game goes. JC Can't be Levelled.

  • @paulloweuk
    @paulloweuk 4 года назад +130

    If he writes a book.
    Will the price include VAT

  • @fritzg5964
    @fritzg5964 4 года назад +147

    He looks a little bit like Mycroft from Sherlock

  • @arcadeparade
    @arcadeparade 4 года назад +8

    the guy at 1:21 who stops laughing and put his head down clearly doesn't want anyone to know he's a Jimmy Carr fan..

  • @michaelwargo5301
    @michaelwargo5301 4 года назад +78

    Jimmy , Jimmy Jimmy the bad boy of comedy...love him

    • @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477
      @nothingtobeconcernedabout7477 4 года назад +4

      Wait until you hear Frankie Boyle then, if you consider Jimmy a bad boy...

    • @The_Reality_Filter
      @The_Reality_Filter 4 года назад +3

      Tax dodging twat.

    • @AK-74K
      @AK-74K 3 года назад

      @@The_Reality_Filter You know by clicking and commenting you are making more money for him?

  • @KarlMalowned32
    @KarlMalowned32 4 года назад +10

    7:19 iconic laugh

    • @velvetthunder6788
      @velvetthunder6788 4 года назад

      @Bles it's not

    • @gandalfthegreyonline
      @gandalfthegreyonline 4 года назад

      Bles it isn’t

    • @gandalfthegreyonline
      @gandalfthegreyonline 4 года назад

      Bles where does it say that it’s fake

    • @velvetthunder6788
      @velvetthunder6788 4 года назад

      @Bles but as he has said why would he fake it what good would it do it's not gonna impress women is it

    • @gandalfthegreyonline
      @gandalfthegreyonline 4 года назад

      Bles ok fine I just wanted to know what makes u think it’s fake like what made u decide that it’s fake

  • @pawsitivenooz
    @pawsitivenooz 4 года назад +9

    Thank God for another JC stand up I haven't seen Yey! Keep it up.

    • @ABAlphaBeta
      @ABAlphaBeta 4 года назад +1

      He's sitting down though

  • @kevy4548
    @kevy4548 4 года назад +150

    How does Jimmy like his covid girls. 19 and easy to spread ...

    • @sackychin6267
      @sackychin6267 3 года назад +6

      @Brandon O'Connell yea what kind of joke is this

    • @jenconvertibles
      @jenconvertibles 3 года назад +11

      @@sackychin6267 should be rephrased:
      Jimmy likes his girls like the coronavirus; 19 and easy to spread

    • @AJmoveinsilence
      @AJmoveinsilence 2 года назад +7

      @@jenconvertibles even better: Jimmy likes his sex partner like COVID: easy to spread and made in 2019

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +85

    "I was born in an old puppet maker's shed...."

  • @mark7s980
    @mark7s980 4 года назад +11

    I know you from somewhere. ME:"So you watch porn!".

  • @theskipper34
    @theskipper34 4 года назад +6

    I'd LOVE to see a US tour sometime soon!

  • @sharunjohnjoseph
    @sharunjohnjoseph 4 года назад +23

    His laugh is ADORABLE 🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰

  • @mattyallen3396
    @mattyallen3396 2 года назад

    Jimmys autobiography.
    "Why am I a c^nt?"

  • @harisaputra439
    @harisaputra439 2 года назад +1

    "Before and Laughter" Would be good title, you're welcome. 👍

  • @Spiritmaster69
    @Spiritmaster69 4 года назад +1

    You are awesome thanx from Sweden

  • @Happyheart146
    @Happyheart146 4 года назад +5

    The wishful thinking joke at the end is soooo true!

  • @neuro1996
    @neuro1996 4 года назад +20

    When Jimmy decide to roast Xd

  • @MissSpooks
    @MissSpooks 4 года назад +12

    Omg he was here in Glasgow? I wish I could have went. 💕💕💕

    • @gilwood7530
      @gilwood7530 4 года назад

      You're not in Glasgow !!!

    • @MissSpooks
      @MissSpooks 4 года назад +1

      @@gilwood7530 I can assure you I'm from Glasgow. 😂 still sad I missed him.

    • @gilwood7530
      @gilwood7530 4 года назад

      @@MissSpooks Just teasing ...LOL

    • @vinceturner3863
      @vinceturner3863 4 года назад

      Great audience with a great sense of humour! Here's tae the Glaswegians! From a Londoner.

  • @slychnidos
    @slychnidos 3 года назад

    That laughter, killer clown pranks...please God , please!

  • @markfrost1375
    @markfrost1375 4 года назад +11

    Ya ‘Jimmy’...Messiah here....how u like me now? Lol 😂

  • @cyrilhao3534
    @cyrilhao3534 4 года назад +17

    Day made.

  • @cmarq817
    @cmarq817 2 года назад +1

    The laugh and life of Jimmy Carr

  • @Splot2
    @Splot2 4 года назад +30

    I’d ask jimmy to come to the states more but everyone here is too sensitive for him

    • @alfo149
      @alfo149 4 года назад +9

      I see no issue here. More Heckler jokes.

    • @Splot2
      @Splot2 4 года назад +2

      alfo149 you right

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 года назад

      @@Splot2 I’ve seen him in Montreal and in Austin, TX. Brought the house down.

  • @suemcdermott3482
    @suemcdermott3482 4 года назад +12

    Love this guy so wrong yet so right 😂

  • @lovelywaz
    @lovelywaz 4 года назад +1

    Damn that burn :D

  • @cowboyboots9901
    @cowboyboots9901 4 года назад +9

    Surprised there wasn't a joke about not thinking that many people in Glasgow could read.

  • @angiemmorris1978
    @angiemmorris1978 3 года назад

    AAHHH< here's the jimmy i know and love, he looks so different now..2-12-21

  • @matthewlaunchbury265
    @matthewlaunchbury265 4 года назад +13

    Here before jimmy get's taken away

  • @hey_its_travis
    @hey_its_travis 3 года назад +6

    He wasn't sleeping he was on I can't believe it's not heroin

  • @masterchief1520
    @masterchief1520 4 года назад +3

    The full show has already been uploaded. 🤔🤔

  • @britishhedgehog
    @britishhedgehog 4 года назад +4

    Can we have the quiz back yet?

  • @natl5692
    @natl5692 4 года назад +22

    But I mean if the book is as fun as him live
    It's a pageturner

  • @metaphysicalmigraine694
    @metaphysicalmigraine694 4 года назад +3

    I wouldn't buy his book but I look amused and laugh out loud.
    I'm allowed not proud. Just an idiot in the crowd.😃
    Love Jimmy love the laughs.

  • @griffindc
    @griffindc 4 года назад +69

    theres no way he wasnt touched as a child

  • @taquinas85
    @taquinas85 4 года назад +1

    Finally found my match!

  • @ScorpioSwing
    @ScorpioSwing 4 года назад +10

    7/10 not bad, but it's nothing on the Sexual Tension created by the genius that is Jon Richardson in "Deep Clean".

  • @Ma-pz5kl
    @Ma-pz5kl Год назад

    nice crowd !

  • @dustinmcmullin3115
    @dustinmcmullin3115 4 года назад +10

    Only the truth is truly funny. He is the best at getting away with stuff that is not PC. hate pc. Love freedom of speech. Remember "sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me." It's just jokes.

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 4 года назад +1

      Okay princess, we all know you're sensitive. Try to find a real problem maybe out there in the world.

    • @dustinmcmullin3115
      @dustinmcmullin3115 4 года назад +3

      @@acchaladka I'm a princess?

    • @dustinmcmullin3115
      @dustinmcmullin3115 4 года назад +1

      @Bles ok. I can go with that.

  • @joeking1584
    @joeking1584 Год назад

    "But who can resist a cats bumhole?"
    ~original quote by Shane Dawson

  • @bigdog44pc
    @bigdog44pc 4 года назад +6

    Does Jimmy Carr ever pass out from laughing?

  • @frankwagner3659
    @frankwagner3659 4 года назад +1

    Holy fucking adspace, batman

  • @admurf308
    @admurf308 2 года назад

    I liked at nature’s thumbs up 😂👍

  • @geoffreylee5199
    @geoffreylee5199 4 года назад +2

    Alcohol 🍷 in the auditorium ...

  • @tammyjohnson8161
    @tammyjohnson8161 4 года назад +5

    I would!!!

  • @sleepyrasta420
    @sleepyrasta420 4 года назад +5

    Is there a chapter about tax avoidance? Im skint and could use some pointers.

    • @elvarestep3323
      @elvarestep3323 4 года назад

      If you're American, American tax laws are different, ask Wesley Snipes.

  • @stayingloyaltonaymencke606
    @stayingloyaltonaymencke606 3 года назад

    Called water u might have heard off his look waiting Jimmy says something when he took a sip of his beer

  • @rebekahandersen797
    @rebekahandersen797 4 года назад +3

    When is the book coming?

  • @joinfawrrightdestroyislam7003
    @joinfawrrightdestroyislam7003 4 года назад +1

    I'd buy it

  • @chrissmook5307
    @chrissmook5307 4 года назад +1

    Jimmy killing a hackler

  • @juliemc9947
    @juliemc9947 4 года назад +1

    Lucy Carr LOV this guy 😂😂😂✅

  • @krampization
    @krampization 4 года назад +7

    Забавно, когда учишь английский язык, потом смотришь, как разговаривает Джимми. В голове возникает вопрос, а я учу именно английский язык?

    • @dukatelo
      @dukatelo 4 года назад +6

      Well, some accents are pretty hard to comprehend. Nothing to really worry about.

  • @heskielChess
    @heskielChess 4 года назад +3

    You can't take Jimmy's autobiography seriously if you're smart.. 😂😂

  • @POTATOMIKE
    @POTATOMIKE Год назад +1

    Lol

  • @morningmoon215
    @morningmoon215 4 года назад +1

    You are wrong in so many way's! However, I can't be offended in your delivery. Ýou are spectacular, in your crude realism. Off the chart's Comedic brutally at it's best!

  • @mrjagriff
    @mrjagriff 4 года назад +2

    Enjoy jimmy while you still can

  • @calebd759
    @calebd759 2 года назад

    I fell asleep during a Ron white show lmao. Would never fall asleep on Jimmy though, he’s hilarious

  • @Ryan-qj7vs
    @Ryan-qj7vs 4 года назад +9

    Not gay BUT jimmy Carr...
    He still wouldn't get it

  • @Nergal_Slayer
    @Nergal_Slayer 3 года назад +1

    13:43 XD XD XD XS

  • @dustiestspade339
    @dustiestspade339 4 года назад +1

    Jimmy sounds like stampy

  • @riteshr.k.fatnfine3004
    @riteshr.k.fatnfine3004 2 года назад

    He he he he he he.

  • @guessmyname5618
    @guessmyname5618 4 года назад +2

    Heard his name at Shwetabh's channel. Now I'm addicted.

  • @The_Reality_Filter
    @The_Reality_Filter 4 года назад +6

    Does it mention his tax dodging..?

  • @albin0kr0we50
    @albin0kr0we50 4 года назад +2

    Why does this seem familiar

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 года назад

      Why can’t you use punctuation?

  • @jameswhitbread7173
    @jameswhitbread7173 4 года назад +3

    Are you sure it was autobiography not a self help tax evasion self help guide

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 года назад

      You want to try that again?

  • @mercedesgalan1941
    @mercedesgalan1941 4 года назад +6

    Parents shouldnt take teenagers to your shows..., but is their responsibility!

  • @chuxmix65
    @chuxmix65 4 года назад

    "Nature's thumbs up" is kinda great. Just gotta work on the timing.

  • @dianathompson7597
    @dianathompson7597 4 года назад +5

    I'd like Catholicism except for all the big fuxing

  • @walshwheels
    @walshwheels 4 года назад +2

    Do you ever get called wayne

  • @naniLULW
    @naniLULW 4 года назад +3

    Why was my comment removed, I am very upset! 🤬

    • @ZakB96
      @ZakB96 4 года назад +4

      Cause you’re a turbononce😂

  • @robertjkuklajr3175
    @robertjkuklajr3175 4 года назад +1

    Ginger women are the hottest!! Pre-come special not a hinderance!

  • @markfrost1375
    @markfrost1375 4 года назад

    Oh and by the way humans....could use some ‘promo’ on your behalf.....seems I’ve only got 8 subscribers....lately...algorithms....are not my friend.....buzz his tower for me would ya?....thx.....x

  • @BobRooney290
    @BobRooney290 4 года назад +1

    nobody ever asked, so i will...whats on your clipboard?

  • @beastboyofficial8041
    @beastboyofficial8041 4 года назад +1

    i was the 6k like😂✌

  • @nathantorresstanevil6958
    @nathantorresstanevil6958 4 года назад +5

    Third
    Love this guy

  • @Tht1Gy
    @Tht1Gy 3 года назад

    So, why do Brits have so antipathy towards red heads "gingers:?

  • @nickvais8371
    @nickvais8371 4 года назад

    Русские здесь?!

  • @glazerhomirabal1170
    @glazerhomirabal1170 3 года назад

    The temporary way nationally drag because tent iteratively glue qua a square captain. long, eight tax

  • @jordanlawson4176
    @jordanlawson4176 3 года назад +1

    The cloistered pantry july trap because stranger simplistically relax throughout a sassy lightning. vivacious, faint fair dessert

  • @donwright3427
    @donwright3427 4 года назад +2

    Crimea anime function Sunny's cu Cumbria deserving draw dunces success E Zumba synced success ducts see Dr symbols

    • @fuzzy_lumkins0018
      @fuzzy_lumkins0018 4 года назад

      ? Can you use more words to explain i have no idea what you said

  • @paularmstrong2306
    @paularmstrong2306 4 года назад +1

    Anti Gypsie dinlo

  • @uhadme
    @uhadme 4 года назад +2

    Using Comedy To Push My Political Views At The Expense Of Anyone I Don't Like.
    More appropriate and honest .. but you weren't aiming for truth