Let's Talk About S*X | Jimmy Carr

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @brendonwatt6098
    @brendonwatt6098 3 года назад +173

    The look on Jimmy's face when the bloke says my daughter, is as if he is basically saying, this is gonna be f***ing brilliant, we've struck gold here 😂😂😂😂

    • @labrosg1161
      @labrosg1161 2 года назад +15

      "In the search for silver, I found diamonds"

  • @shikhar.awasthi
    @shikhar.awasthi 3 года назад +209

    his jokes with the 2nd or 3rd outrageous punchlines are the best!

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 года назад +16

      He's a master of turning your expectations on their head several times in a row. That's not easy.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 года назад +8

      Yeah his layering is hilarious. You can always tell when he was around that week(writers room) for cats or countdown. Or the other twenty shows he hosts heh.

  • @British_Rogue
    @British_Rogue 3 года назад +155

    "It's the guy sittin' next t' me!"

  • @DustinIsDriving
    @DustinIsDriving 3 года назад +328

    Jimmy makes me laugh no matter what he talks about 🤣

    • @siramoras
      @siramoras 3 года назад +7

      Fr he could talk about miscarriage I would find it funny xD

    • @guardiandown2971
      @guardiandown2971 3 года назад +3

      Didn’t think I’d see you here, Dustin!

    • @MuhammadRehan-vz8lp
      @MuhammadRehan-vz8lp 2 года назад +1

      Be careful not to laugh too much, it can be dangerous since you’re driving😀

  • @JackAnderson-vv3tw
    @JackAnderson-vv3tw 3 года назад +175

    Why does Jimmy have a different shaped head in every special?

    • @dkrink3
      @dkrink3 Год назад +3

      He's a shape shifter.

    • @theitalianstallion973
      @theitalianstallion973 Год назад

      Multiangular shaped face I guess... I have it as well, I look different at certain angles

    • @thedullone
      @thedullone Год назад

      For a while he was losing hair up front and then it was being replaced up front with hair from the back.

    • @paulmanners1364
      @paulmanners1364 Год назад

      Massive lifts

    • @mrkdavis22
      @mrkdavis22 Год назад

      just playing around with custom characters

  • @cornflake233
    @cornflake233 3 года назад +19

    My kitten just selected this. The naughty little bugger. Loving the watch!

  • @Shannxy
    @Shannxy 3 года назад +44

    "Spit or swallow?"
    "GARGLE!"

  • @margaritatzaneti2802
    @margaritatzaneti2802 3 года назад +6

    The Amanda Holden was absolutely spot on!!!

    • @izhamsham843
      @izhamsham843 3 года назад

      I hope Alesha Dixon wasn't on that season of BGT Jimmy was referring to.

  • @TheTruthAboutLemmings
    @TheTruthAboutLemmings 3 года назад +36

    We need new material Jimmy!

    • @merakki
      @merakki 3 года назад

      He retired.

    • @jt21788
      @jt21788 2 года назад

      He has a couple of stand-up specials on Netflix.

  • @HomebaseLHR
    @HomebaseLHR 3 года назад +57

    9:25 when you think it can’t get worse than walking in on your parents, but then…

  • @Imreallynotthatguy
    @Imreallynotthatguy 3 года назад +44

    I mean... he's not wrong...

  • @Tovek
    @Tovek 3 года назад +18

    Wow, this was a fantastic crass ride of humor that provided a good laugh!

  • @oldguysmusic2929
    @oldguysmusic2929 3 года назад +63

    British audience reactions are almost as funny as Jimmy's jokes whereas when Jimmy plays in the USA those audiences act embarrassed to laugh and that's after he has dumbed down the jokes.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад

      Yeah....but at that end of the day.... They have the 2nd Amendment.
      Swear words are banned...... but mass shootings....well, that's life, innit?

  • @paulatreanor5566
    @paulatreanor5566 Год назад +2

    He makes people roar with laughter.

  • @mykalanderson10
    @mykalanderson10 3 года назад +30

    My favorite comedian. Surprised he hasn’t gotten cancelled

    • @elephantchessboard9060
      @elephantchessboard9060 3 года назад +3

      Maybe it's that his jokes are clear and short. More like classical jokes and less like some standup where they play a character.

    • @Plymouth_Belvedere
      @Plymouth_Belvedere 3 года назад +11

      You can't cancel somebody who doesn't care.

    • @06hallidayk
      @06hallidayk 2 года назад +3

      This guy is a fucking legend! He signed a dvd of mine and I didn’t have to ask when I was in the audience of I literally just told you

  • @lutheraugustine1247
    @lutheraugustine1247 3 года назад +19

    Watching this guy is dangerous , everyone looks at you weird when you laugh too much . Especially the "oh damn "

  • @Albtraum_TDDC
    @Albtraum_TDDC 2 года назад +5

    The deaf jokes were the best!

  • @belindajardim3145
    @belindajardim3145 2 года назад +6

    "A twinkle cave" 😂🤣

  • @manubishe
    @manubishe 3 года назад +4

    "Back to j*rking off" 😂👍

  • @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869
    @ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869 3 года назад +4

    If you’re deaf, and offended by anything you heard... CALL THE POPE ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE

  • @williamboissonneault7280
    @williamboissonneault7280 3 года назад +8

    as someone on the spectrum... you are the funniest comedian alive ! lol :D

    • @shane6023
      @shane6023 2 года назад +1

      everyone's on the spectrum a little

    • @williamboissonneault7280
      @williamboissonneault7280 2 года назад

      @@shane6023 some, way more than others is the catching point, alas...

  • @MikkoRantalainen
    @MikkoRantalainen Год назад

    Perfect outro!

  • @speedhump231
    @speedhump231 2 года назад +8

    Little known fact: Jimmy gets his camera men/women from golf tournaments. Only they have the skill to find a person in the crowd that fast.

  • @Morphox
    @Morphox 3 года назад +7

    Wonderful outro 🤣

  • @michaelpatnaude
    @michaelpatnaude 3 года назад +38

    You must really enjoy editing videos Jimmy. And then you have the uploading, what a thrill that is. Great work mate. PS: And fucking funny.

    • @Pocket-AA-Pro
      @Pocket-AA-Pro 3 года назад +19

      I expect he has staff to do unimportant stuff like this, and the accounting

    • @T57Custodian
      @T57Custodian 3 года назад +6

      If he reply’s this gone be GREAT 😂

    • @scottakasprite
      @scottakasprite 3 года назад +14

      @@Pocket-AA-Pro I think we all know what kind of skills his accountant had...

    • @itellyouaboutstuff
      @itellyouaboutstuff 3 года назад +3

      @@scottakasprite his Accountant was a bit overly ambitious

  • @Prutswerk
    @Prutswerk 3 года назад +45

    Is this the famous comedian Jimmy Carr who does not shy away from offensive material but still chose to censor the word "sex"?

    • @AlienValkyrie
      @AlienValkyrie 3 года назад +18

      All bow down to the Almighty Algorithm

    • @ayushn5979
      @ayushn5979 2 года назад +3

      That was the setup so it's fine

  • @RealPi
    @RealPi 3 года назад +7

    High fiving the other fellow would be Eiffel Tower ;)

  • @ImperialAgent
    @ImperialAgent 3 года назад +17

    Jimmy Carr is my favourite comedian. Sadly someone compared my laugh to his. 😒

    • @itellyouaboutstuff
      @itellyouaboutstuff 3 года назад +3

      That's rough man

    • @rumblefish9
      @rumblefish9 3 года назад +1

      That is just unfortunate... like a seagull

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад +1

      Why "sadly"? He has a brilliant laugh.... it speaks volumes....It's got "I like that!..(and I don't give a toss who knows it!)"

  • @jasperrowell4470
    @jasperrowell4470 3 года назад +7

    Come to Australia

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 3 года назад +6

    Sadly I related to some of those XD Thank you for a great distraction during our lockdown. Take care of yourself please, Mate

  • @rodwilkins1614
    @rodwilkins1614 3 года назад +4

    Jimmy Carr looks more like Anton du Beke day by day.

  • @mrabsorbency8460
    @mrabsorbency8460 3 года назад +13

    Oh yeah

  • @santiagosss
    @santiagosss 2 года назад +1

    Genius

  • @timsears951
    @timsears951 3 года назад +1

    the dude is pretty brilliant ...funny stuff

  • @tobiasgatfield311
    @tobiasgatfield311 3 года назад +18

    I mean thats all he ever talks about

    • @robs715
      @robs715 3 года назад +17

      That’s all your mum talks about

    • @tobiasgatfield311
      @tobiasgatfield311 3 года назад +1

      @@robs715 tf u dont need to be rude smh

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 года назад

      @@robs715 I heard he was with her behind the bins out back... 😁

  • @kiarashshb9280
    @kiarashshb9280 3 года назад +2

    I don’t know why but you never expect someone with a british accent (especially someone looking like him) talking about sex or use swear words 🤣

    • @Novarcharesk
      @Novarcharesk 3 года назад +8

      It's the Americans that are the prudish ones. Brits and Australians are all about foul humour.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад

      @@Novarcharesk
      Yeah....but at that end of the day.... They have the 2nd Amendment.
      Swear words are banned...... but mass shootings....well, that's life, innit?

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 3 года назад +2

    Your clips is the only porno I consume actually, Jimmy.

  • @aaronsaaka4928
    @aaronsaaka4928 3 года назад +4

    Jimmy is just a real-life Engilsh Barney Stinson

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 года назад +27

    Wait... how many men's 'happy moments' has he seen... and um... why?

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 3 года назад +2

      He probably wanks in front of a mirror.

    • @scottakasprite
      @scottakasprite 3 года назад +1

      Maybe he likes gay 'Adult Literature'

    • @naxaes7889
      @naxaes7889 3 года назад +3

      Just enough to make sure he's not gay, which is often once for testing, once for confirmation, and once for reassurance.

    • @distantcoff7391
      @distantcoff7391 3 года назад

      @@scottakasprite how many in your search history ❓😉

    • @jenconvertibles
      @jenconvertibles 3 года назад

      @@naxaes7889 and then once every few weeks just to triple check nothings changed

  • @marianopie3785
    @marianopie3785 2 года назад

    Simply genius

  • @stevecarson4162
    @stevecarson4162 2 года назад +1

    Why even post captions if the captioner is going to be so prim as to leave out words all over the place? Either write what he SAID or find another job. I was a court reporter for most of my career, there's no way I could just leave out "naughty words" I didn't approve of, and still certify it as correct.

  • @vampyreruss
    @vampyreruss 3 года назад +8

    Twinkle cave vs tummy banana FIGHT mmmmmmmm

  • @slysy1979
    @slysy1979 3 года назад +3

    High fiving 'the other fella' while spitroasting a girl is know as an 'eiffel tower'.
    You're welcome 🗼

  • @SZRLM
    @SZRLM 3 года назад

    3:45 I think we all saw Jimmy's at 9:30

  • @jimcy1318
    @jimcy1318 3 года назад +9

    The pirate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JackRoadkill
    @JackRoadkill 3 года назад

    If only it were legal to use those rounds here in the UK.

  • @razorblades4113
    @razorblades4113 3 года назад +1

    Choking LOL

  • @omega1445
    @omega1445 2 года назад +1

    9:40 depends who's inside of who.

  • @azraelsangels156
    @azraelsangels156 2 года назад

    I honestly would love for Jimmy to roast me

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R 3 года назад

    See if you notice what I did... when they film the audience laughing...
    there is ALWAYS a certain group filmed in the cutaways... ;)

  • @12cm32
    @12cm32 3 года назад +1

    🏆

  • @PeppermintMocha
    @PeppermintMocha 3 года назад

    WE'RE GONNA BE TALKIN' ABOUT THE-

  • @marcuseaston4640
    @marcuseaston4640 3 года назад +4

    somebody help me please....wtf happened to Jimmys hair???

  • @uxe9066
    @uxe9066 2 года назад +1

    Superdry!!!

  • @kanthonyj6372
    @kanthonyj6372 3 года назад +5

    🤣 😂 😅 👌 👍

  • @HakendaNatan
    @HakendaNatan 2 года назад

    good

  • @arianjalilian
    @arianjalilian 3 года назад +1

    ♥️♥️♥️

  • @markchilluffo9638
    @markchilluffo9638 2 года назад +1

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @unclecorey1495
    @unclecorey1495 3 года назад +4

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adrianscarlett
    @adrianscarlett 3 года назад +8

    Six what?

  • @reddonchik_
    @reddonchik_ 3 года назад

    SIX

  • @protocol6
    @protocol6 3 года назад +6

    You repeat more than Chipotle.

  • @rasalgul6253
    @rasalgul6253 3 года назад +1

    Lmfao

  • @ouroborosbond7412
    @ouroborosbond7412 3 года назад +4

    Surprised this is actually allowed nowadays..

  • @Sacheen81
    @Sacheen81 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rohan-cn4ji
    @Rohan-cn4ji 3 года назад

    lmaoaooaoaoa ahhaa xdxdxdd

  • @salviaofficinalis02
    @salviaofficinalis02 3 года назад

    less talking more singing

  • @rachel-wh1uz
    @rachel-wh1uz 2 года назад

    He really is extremely misogynist

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury 2 года назад +2

      He is JOKING 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🙄🙄

  • @victorwatson72
    @victorwatson72 2 года назад

    Worst comedian ever

    • @jcbanbury
      @jcbanbury 2 года назад +1

      🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🙄🙄

    • @jimmyreece5781
      @jimmyreece5781 Год назад

      Go be triggered somewhere else