Jimmy., your jokes can melt the cares of winter away. You are a master of humor. Like all masters now and before . What you provide is far better than anything given above, over, or beneath the Rx counter. Forget the dealers and the "$l@gs". Laugher is the best medicine. Thank you Jimmy.
I dont watch german television, for 10 years now. But I watch so much british shows produced for it on youtube. its kind of a release to see public discourse isnt dead there.
Have I thought about what, putting a third finger in?🤣🤣🤣 we could give it a go but I don't think that's what the relationship is missing. This guy is hilarious!!😄😄
i just love that the voice comes from the diaphram... yeah it maybe always does that but some arent as heartless as Jimmy so it can come out louder KEKW
I was thinking about that crying after sex bit just after I woke this morning. I also recounted other mentions of crying after sex I'd heard of. The thing is, I've never understood or remotely felt, remorse from fornication. I made a mental note to look it up. I also wanted to find this clip of Jimmy's. I was just amazed to find it in my recommended list. Is YT/Google achieving ESP powers now?
Something happened in your surroundings before, that made you think about it. You don't realize it because you didn't experience this happening to you consciously. It works like unconscious advertising.
@@skepticusmaximus184 In this case it probably really was just coincidence. But this type of influential advertising (or whatever it's really called) isn't new.
I don’t have any jokes about my girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend, but my name and profile said that already. I don’t care what you think I’m keeping it.
JImmy Carr looks a lot different than he did just a few years ago. Is it the haircut or maybe his girlfriend castrated him because of his jokes about her?
Of course Jimmy cries after sex, pepper spray really stings.
🤣 gold.
💀
Dude that was a great joke 😄
Typical Carr joke as well haha
A little rapy
Jimmy you are an incredibly clever man, the jokes and come backs at the audiences just roll off your tongue like velvet. Jimmy carr I bloody love you.
Yeah, he was especially clever when he was punching down on the unvaxxed, such a great guy!
@@mrsleep0000 you can never punsh down to much on a antivaxx idiot
@@Maximilian260592 it's too not to
@@mrsleep0000 punches down in everyone dunno what you need to be so entitled to that
@@rob-890 It's, "to be or not to be."
Love ya Jimmy. The whole world needs more laughter in these times. Thanks for the 🤣 🤣.
Jimmy., your jokes can melt the cares of winter away. You are a master of humor. Like all masters now and before . What you provide is far better than anything given above, over, or beneath the Rx counter. Forget the dealers and the "$l@gs". Laugher is the best medicine. Thank you Jimmy.
Oi oi. Jimmy, you've made me laugh again. Keep up the amazing work you do
These never get old
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair
Guess who came crawling back
Jimmy has the best jokes
Jimmy and Ricky with their girlfriend jokes! 🤣🤣
I don’t care what they say, I love Jimmy. 😂
I dont watch german television, for 10 years now. But I watch so much british shows produced for it on youtube. its kind of a release to see public discourse isnt dead there.
I love Jimmy's Asperger's delivery
Have I thought about what, putting a third finger in?🤣🤣🤣 we could give it a go but I don't think that's what the relationship is missing.
This guy is hilarious!!😄😄
LUBRICANT!
This is Jimmy at his best!
Jimmy u deserve millions of subscribers❤️from🇩🇿
Jimmy should come tour in Oz
@@brettm3472 bloody right mate in Victoria we need some laughs !
Awesome as always!
Jimmy, you are absolutely hilarious. I never laughed so hard in my life
You should have bought the “lucky heather” 😂
Love you Jimmy ,from California
What a creative comedian
Hilarious.. saw him live in Bangkok. Laughed my ass off
Love your comedy!
YOU are a BAD BAD man, Love it, NEVER CHANGE, we downunder love you, even when you pick on us !!!
Please come do a show in Johannesburg 🙏
We miss you !
Thought south Africans would have had enough of fascists 😂
"Suddenly f***ing Chewbacca's in the car."
Absolute legend your hilarious
Don’t forget about the taxes! Much love from Texas!
If you switch the vowels in Texas.... ;-)
HMRC taxes
@@henrikhyrup3995 Lmao. Also if I remember it right, Texas has no income tax
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Jimmy is hilarious
I gave my gf an organism once and she spat it back in my face, i was drinking water too 😂
Favorite comedian right here
After watching his videos, my brain start to crying for help.
Fuckin' amazing!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The couple married 43 years ? Hilarious. Bet they had a great night after !
Great
she's a lucky lady! :)
Very tame for jimmy
i just love that the voice comes from the diaphram... yeah it maybe always does that but some arent as heartless as Jimmy so it can come out louder KEKW
Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......
02:05 this clip is so old, it's from back when women had pubic hair
Never, Jimmy?
* sidelong glance *
Thank u jimbo
We are just amazed you have a girlfriend. I am still not sure if she is deflatable though.
Mate, are ya any good? When ya coming to Brisneyland?
Please come to Australia 🇦🇺 Jimmy!
Just don’t bugger up your Visa application! ;-)
Apparently he is next year, 2023
@@brettm3472 Thanks 🙏 for the heads up!
Close ur eyes and listen... it sadiq khan talking london mayoral policy lol.
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I was thinking about that crying after sex bit just after I woke this morning. I also recounted other mentions of crying after sex I'd heard of. The thing is, I've never understood or remotely felt, remorse from fornication. I made a mental note to look it up. I also wanted to find this clip of Jimmy's. I was just amazed to find it in my recommended list. Is YT/Google achieving ESP powers now?
Oh you're only just realising Google listen through your microphone?
@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 But I never said anything about crying after sex out loud. That's why I suggested ESP.
Something happened in your surroundings before, that made you think about it.
You don't realize it because you didn't experience this happening to you consciously.
It works like unconscious advertising.
@@Boris82 I'm not worried about what caused me to think about it. The point is how coincidental it was for YT to recommend something I thought about.
@@skepticusmaximus184
In this case it probably really was just coincidence.
But this type of influential advertising (or whatever it's really called) isn't new.
You talking about your mum in public,Jimmy? Jolly brave …😀
Not just his mom, your mom as well.
A lot about yours to be honest.
Come to Australia jimmy
My guy dank
My guy dank
Long term✨🎉✨
It's intriguing - PAYED By RUclips... That "Thing" I keep hearing about! 😄
😁 😂
That bloke at the end is not him, tis an impostor
Surely that's not Jimmy Carr right at the end!
Girlfriend: What if someone comes?
Chalk it up to inexperience, maybe I've got this wrong... but isn't that the whole idea?
Yep, you're inexperienced.
@@Gary-n Sad but true.
💖💓💕💓💕💓💕💖
Sweet Caroline...
Jordan Peterson sent me here.
Tf ? 😂 How ?
Right?
@@AleksandarIvanov69 , Peterson did a podcast with Carr. I think it was in November.
@@AleksandarIvanov69 Peterson posted his podcast episode with Jimmy 20hrs ago.
😂😂😂😂❤️❤️
I didn't know they did liposuction exclusively on the face
Jimmy Carr: you should be UK prime minister!
I don’t have any jokes about my girlfriend. I don’t have a girlfriend, but my name and profile said that already. I don’t care what you think I’m keeping it.
I thought this was Jimmy krsnkies clip how I end up here
Genuinely thought he was a homosexual man
Best jokes about your girlfriend? Better start with the easy ones... Which funnily enough.......
JImmy Carr looks a lot different than he did just a few years ago. Is it the haircut or maybe his girlfriend castrated him because of his jokes about her?
The sea gull has a gf?
I hope you use the money from RUclips to pay your taxes lol
Jimmy found out his girlfriend was half romany and had to back pay our taxes
he has a gf... I thought he was gay.
Have some advertising revenue filter money, Jimmy Carr.
I thought he was gay
He doesn't have a girlfriend.
No wonder you had tax problems, if you don't know how you get money from this platform...
Jimmy Carr tells jokes, I didn't know that.
Fascists are quite funny 🤣
Vile man
Have you not gone to the "Berhard Manning retirement home for comedians that are well past their sell by date" yet?
He ripped into the un vaxxed on netflix and for this I hope instant pharma takes care of him...
The laugh track sucks
🤮
I thought you were cancelled?
More lame attempts at stand up.
This is not comedy I don't know what it is it's not funny
You should stick to mrs brown - more your style maybe
He’s definitely not a comedian for snowflakes that’s for sure, personally I think he is brilliant
Just because it isn't comedy to you, doesn't mean it isn't comedy. Personally think it's hilarious.
S U B J E C T I V E.
He's absolutely hilarious
I don't see the appeal of this guy. He's painfully unfunny
Why do you watch them then. If you don't enjoy them dont watch them easy as that, there's no need to go on every video and make a negative comment.
@@nicpilditch8961 Jimmy Carr must have bullied him at school or something...
@@sirrathersplendid4825 Yeah haha, either that or he got destroyed when he heckled at a show.
Hes definitely funny although his double standards about BLM being off limits for comedy annoy the sh1t outta me
@@nicpilditch8961 alternative theory, it's Jimmy's missus with a fake profile.
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