Let's Play: Crusader Kings II -- The Count of Paris -- Ep 1

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Simply keeping Paris away from our own King is going to be a challenge at the start of this. Can our dynasty survive, spread, and prosper?
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  • @fatelvis1473
    @fatelvis1473 6 лет назад +1246

    "There's lost of reasons to marry in Crusader Kings II. Love is not one of them" --- quill18 2017

    • @Fun001
      @Fun001 6 лет назад +8

      12:30

    • @paradoxicaloutcome1007
      @paradoxicaloutcome1007 6 лет назад +78

      "Falling in love with your wife is handy" --- Quill18, 2017

    • @Rukdug
      @Rukdug 6 лет назад +29

      It is the way of the Medival Period, but only for the aristocracy. Plus, taking the family focus afterward means that 9 Times out of 10 your character will find love even in an arranged marriage.

    • @peytondowdle5964
      @peytondowdle5964 6 лет назад +11

      worst case scenario join satan to find love

    • @Mamba219
      @Mamba219 6 лет назад +7

      I agree with this sentiment, both in game and in real life.

  • @S4cr3p
    @S4cr3p 6 лет назад +638

    Wife: "This guy is annoying, you should probably fire him"
    Quill: "No, I make the decisions around here"
    10 seconds later: "Hey wanna be Lollard?"
    "You're fired!"
    Great timing CK2 :)

    • @theColJessep
      @theColJessep 6 лет назад +80

      Female intuition strikes again... xD

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 4 года назад +2

      @@theColJessep Game's trying to teach you a lesson :P

  • @UnknownGunslinger
    @UnknownGunslinger 6 лет назад +257

    25 minuts in - 2e and his wife are ticking, they're making plans for expansion, falling in love, getting good traits and having a kid! And then - BAM - Cancer! THE DRAMA!!!

    • @ValosarX
      @ValosarX 6 лет назад +14

      Ivo Sotirov it was probably the Satanist that gave her cancer with dark magic to induce him to join to save her

    • @silenthunder52
      @silenthunder52 6 лет назад +11

      My Thoughts exactly! It is like a soap opera!

    • @nullone3181
      @nullone3181 6 лет назад +18

      Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? It's not a story the christians would tell you.

    • @Big_Boss14
      @Big_Boss14 6 лет назад

      Ivo Sotirov lol

  • @muhr9504
    @muhr9504 6 лет назад +381

    "I like to roleplay" ... "let's call him 2e71828" ;D

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 6 лет назад

      Muhr Bioloid.

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 6 лет назад +5

      For some reason I read this as "I like foreplay"

  • @LongStrider42
    @LongStrider42 6 лет назад +57

    Just call your count Euler. Those number are the beginning of Euler's number.

  • @doobh
    @doobh 6 лет назад +20

    my best CKII run involved me just holding iceland
    it was frikken' hilarious

  • @Papajeano88
    @Papajeano88 6 лет назад +104

    Quill playing CK2 again!? CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY EVERYONE!! RING THE BELLS!!!

  • @TheTamally
    @TheTamally 6 лет назад +41

    10 minutes in and Quill tries to marry a 12 y/o gg

  • @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard
    @Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard 6 лет назад +42

    "All you europeans are frank to me" --- Some turk

    • @nickpaschentis5284
      @nickpaschentis5284 5 лет назад +2

      Age of Empires?

    • @Mega-pz7ch
      @Mega-pz7ch 4 года назад

      imagine some dude goes and asks a turk if they think that all europeans are frank

    • @curiousbengali6607
      @curiousbengali6607 4 года назад

      Age of Empires 3. The Falcon Lands of Malta. Osman to Knight Morgan Black.

  • @witchfynder_finder
    @witchfynder_finder 6 лет назад +11

    I'll admit: I was 100% expected this to be a stream VOD.
    Sometimes it's nice to be wrong~

  • @jemleye
    @jemleye 6 лет назад +272

    Hey Quill! I have an idea for names with numbers, this is what I usually do when I want to include people's usernames in games and they have numbers:
    Give each number a syllable, you can just do something similar to English, like this: 1=ó 2=tu 3=tre 4=fo 5=fi 6=si 7=se 8=ei 9=ni 0=ze
    Using this, 2e71828, which, all respect to the highest donor, is a horrible name for a character and really wrecks the immersion, would end up like so: Tueseóeituei. Looks much more like a name of sorts, right? It's not perfect and the result is quite exotic, but working with that it's at least better than an unrelatable string of words, and shouldn't be impossible to pronounce either. Works better with short strings:
    Tueseó Eituei Anonymous
    Quill Óei
    My birth year: Óninifo

    • @selina2052
      @selina2052 6 лет назад +26

      Agreed!! Especially since number-names are already hard and annoying to say, it would make the game much more immersive

    • @gummansgubbe6225
      @gummansgubbe6225 6 лет назад +7

      2e71828 is an amazingly great name. For some short moments I read it as "e", with the abbrivation 2e. But of course it is not e, or 2.7IbsenIbsen as I learned in school. It is 2e71828.

    • @lordysl1808
      @lordysl1808 6 лет назад +13

      Alternatively he could just try to make up some kind of realistic name that is somewhat related to the original username.
      I'm pretty sure that 2e71828 would be perfectly fine if Quill had named his character "Euler"...

    • @youbringlightin
      @youbringlightin 6 лет назад +3

      Euler Constance (or Constant) - that would be a great name!

    • @daiichini87
      @daiichini87 6 лет назад +1

      Im not a fan of giving characters names of users if there too weird. I rather have a good fantasy name.

  • @chaoslord4831
    @chaoslord4831 6 лет назад +7

    YES! CK2 with Quill has returned! I always love seeing Quill play this game, it is so fun :D

  • @BS-nw1qr
    @BS-nw1qr 6 лет назад +54

    >just finished my own sessoin of CKII
    >a new CKII series started
    Yeah, sure.
    Also, watch the Empire of France never form followed by Umayyads invading France and taking over 50% of French territories, as well as all of West Africa.
    Because that's what happens in 85% of my games.

    • @ethanruigrok7946
      @ethanruigrok7946 6 лет назад +5

      i've noticed a weird pattern in my games where at least one european country will convert to islam within 100 years

    • @ninjawombat
      @ninjawombat 6 лет назад

      Дмитрий Диденко I

    • @SomalianDuke
      @SomalianDuke 6 лет назад +1

      Ethan Ruigrok Sweden?

    • @dandywizard1843
      @dandywizard1843 6 лет назад

      Speaking of that, do you ever see the HRE form naturally?

    • @BS-nw1qr
      @BS-nw1qr 6 лет назад

      Once or twice, yeah. Once it was Italy exploding northwards. Once it was a rare Empire of France taking most of the Italy for some reason.

  • @havan56
    @havan56 6 лет назад +5

    Absolutely love your "Quill de lis" coat of arms

  • @SA-rb5xq
    @SA-rb5xq 6 лет назад +4

    Wounded, Stressed, Depressed. Add some health to deal with the negative effects and then use the rest of those points wisely. You can live well with 3,5 or 4,0 health.
    All these traits will disappear with time and you'll be left with more points, more health.
    The basics of CK2 character creation.

  • @jmanuiop5771
    @jmanuiop5771 4 года назад +1

    Legendary physician for those times. Successfully treated cancer (at least for a while) and immediately went to treat a sickly newborn heir

  • @aulddragon
    @aulddragon 6 лет назад +1

    9:35 What you can do with CKII at least is back up your Iron Man save; after every episode you can do a manual save, copy the save file to another folder (renaming it based on the episode number recorded to keep track). If something happens with an episode, you can overwrite the original with the backup and you can replay it without trouble. I've been doing that for my playthroughs since I started using the achievements to direct my campaign goals beyond just "survive and expand" type campaigns. Thought I'd offer that tidbit in case you weren't aware. :)

  • @Gabeleeen
    @Gabeleeen 6 лет назад +7

    Non aggression pacts can be extremely bad sometimes. You can usually end them if needed though

  • @Rukdug
    @Rukdug 6 лет назад +1

    Always nice to come back to CK2 every once in a while, especially when an update happens. I hope you get involved in the eventual crusades, if only so we can see the new changes they made to the Middle East, which I hope they do similar things for more regions in the futures, because as it is some areas are just...weirdly square and or artificial feeling. I’m looking at you duchies of Osterreich, Meissen, Saxony, Essex, Gloucester, and Kiev (we most of the Ruthenian and western Russian duchies really).

  • @purplezart
    @purplezart 6 лет назад +35

    'midas touched' has a higher fertility bonus than 'grey eminence,' doesn't it?

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao 6 лет назад +3

      he took grey eminence for the diplomacy, the fertility was just a bonus

    • @purplezart
      @purplezart 6 лет назад +1

      for his ruler, yeah; i was talking about when he was searching for his wife. since he said "stats are secondary" he could have searched for that instead of diplo.

    • @XiaoYueMao
      @XiaoYueMao 6 лет назад +2

      No, he was still going for Diplo, since wifes stats add to his, he wanted high diplo stat so he can get onto his lieges council, and/or make his liege like him enough to give him a title

  • @hendrikrasmus
    @hendrikrasmus 6 лет назад +6

    I have gotten cancer, had children and they had children who got cancer and died before me as an adult. So yes you can live quite a while with cancer.

    • @erbs05
      @erbs05 6 лет назад +1

      Hendrik Elmet. True, but you can also die two weeks later, the glory of RNG. But then it is only his wife who got cancer and one usually goes trough a couple of them.

    • @xfmmanktwat9383
      @xfmmanktwat9383 6 лет назад

      I assume you're talking about CK2.

    • @hendrikrasmus
      @hendrikrasmus 6 лет назад

      As I said that I saw my grandchild die of cancer. He lived for 2 years under the condition, which is quite good for the time.

    • @hendrikrasmus
      @hendrikrasmus 6 лет назад

      Tommy. Yes... yes I am

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 6 лет назад +2

      Hendrik Elmet That's good, because when I first read this I was like "holy shit, I'm so sorry, man". 😂

  • @jeroenvanwees3250
    @jeroenvanwees3250 6 лет назад +15

    Well, the dutch novel ``Komt een vrouw bij de dokter'' (litteraly translated ``A woman came in the doctorsoffice'') is considered a classic, and it's about a guy who's sleeping around while his wife is dying from cancer. So if you call it art, i don't see anything wrong with Quills plans :P

  • @Br0nc0B1lly405
    @Br0nc0B1lly405 6 лет назад +32

    Oh Yeah. Now were talkin. Best Game Ever!

  • @chris86simon
    @chris86simon 6 лет назад

    This reminded me somehow of your old Sims Medieval 2-episode lets play\try. I played it a long time ago and now Ive finally bought it. Thanks man!

  • @TuomasPiirainen
    @TuomasPiirainen 6 лет назад +9

    Love the idea of the anonymous dynasty for all the donaters! :)

  • @selina2052
    @selina2052 6 лет назад

    Quill this is probably my favourite series of yours ever! Please play more CK2

  • @o1o0Ivl
    @o1o0Ivl 6 лет назад +4

    this game is like The Sims for RTS genre

  • @LordDim1
    @LordDim1 6 лет назад +2

    "Falling in love with your wife is somewhat handy" - Quill18

  • @bowzally1281
    @bowzally1281 6 лет назад +2

    30:36 lol i laughed so hard when he said by the end of my life

  • @peytonbrown5394
    @peytonbrown5394 6 лет назад +5

    "It's too early to be sacrificing babies." - quill18

  • @bittence
    @bittence 6 лет назад +1

    gotta play this guy at .75 speed to make his voice bearable

  • @MrDynamite110
    @MrDynamite110 6 лет назад +4

    Lollardy?! In 772?! Uhhh, ok then...

  • @tomlovelock2499
    @tomlovelock2499 6 лет назад

    God, I loved the last series... Were in for a great story.

  • @andybaker6936
    @andybaker6936 6 лет назад +1

    29:35 To quote another RUclipsr who has done a CKII playthrough: "WHAT HAPPENED TO FRANCE?!"

    • @Mega-pz7ch
      @Mega-pz7ch 4 года назад +1

      Act Of Capitulation

  • @chaosstar0644
    @chaosstar0644 6 лет назад

    Bad choice for your kid's education Pride is one of the worst things you could choose. Thrift(Diplomacy and Intrigue), Struggle(Martial), Duty(Stewardship), and Faith(Learning) are the best ones.

  • @Hallointhehouse
    @Hallointhehouse 6 лет назад +1

    "My wife has cancer and I am thinking about sleeping with someone else." Lol

  • @gabbyhaddox6623
    @gabbyhaddox6623 4 года назад

    First video yours iv watched. You you should consider voice over or narration. Your voice is so animated and engaging!

  • @IanCrossland
    @IanCrossland 6 лет назад

    I love this game; we have, such, similar tastes in games.

  • @cragnamorra
    @cragnamorra 4 года назад

    I really like what you did with the "Anonymous" dynasty name. Pretty cool. And founder 2e71828 pretty funny.

  • @dinoj2082
    @dinoj2082 6 лет назад

    The first play throughs I watched here were a CK2 and a Vicky 2, love them both and am psyched to see a new CK2!

  • @LordUroko88
    @LordUroko88 6 лет назад +14

    The names Anonymous, 2e71828 Anonymous

  • @Scrungge
    @Scrungge 3 года назад

    3:56 the tulips lol

  • @2dark6669
    @2dark6669 6 лет назад +1

    "my wife is pregnant and dying of cancer i think i should start sleeping around" lolololol

  • @sarahekosminsky
    @sarahekosminsky 4 года назад +1

    Hey Quill, love your stuff. Slowly working my way through all of your CK2 content. Can u tell me what DLC u are using in this series please? Thanks

  • @BlackOctoberFox
    @BlackOctoberFox 6 лет назад

    30 seconds into the game and Quill's looking to see if he can marry the 12 year old daughter of his King. This is going to be an interesting playthrough.

  • @Spyash2
    @Spyash2 6 лет назад

    In one of my playthroughs for CK2 (I was playing as an Irish Tribal Lord) I had a bunch of children; then one of them turned out to be a suspected spawn of statan. Then all my kids began to die one by one, even the ones who weren't even in my court, except for that suspected spawn child of the devil. Then just when I only had one son left, I killed that spawn. It was the best decision I ever made.
    10/10 would do again.

  • @tonygordo7458
    @tonygordo7458 6 лет назад

    Priority:
    1- Hold as many barony in capital County
    2- Hold as many Counties inside primary Duchy desmene

  • @Neithan02
    @Neithan02 6 лет назад +3

    i really woner why you did not go "wounded" as you normally recover from it and ome of he other negative traits that are actually positive

  • @Tracker947
    @Tracker947 6 лет назад

    Shattered Retreat is amazing if you're fighting above your weight class.

  • @prankurbishnoi1014
    @prankurbishnoi1014 3 года назад +2

    21:40 btw Hindustan is another name for India

  • @user-ps6uc4hq7y
    @user-ps6uc4hq7y 6 лет назад +7

    Quill, don't over-analyze cancer in a video game haha

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 6 лет назад

    Speaking of marrying for love. As a Muslim Sultan, I just had two of my secondary wives fall in love, run off with each other, and then jump off a cliff when I chased them down.
    When I create my own character, I always start off with Wounded. It gives me -11 years, and will USUALLY (but not always) heal.

  • @iamthatis85
    @iamthatis85 6 лет назад

    wasn't it a British guy from a thousand years in the future 1770's-ish that first recording of cancer? if so your court physician is a time traveling wizard

  • @Cideous
    @Cideous 6 лет назад

    ok 2E you know what you need to do, time to repopulate the earth. Quill is counting on you

  • @jameselliot1985
    @jameselliot1985 3 года назад

    Seriously generous donations guys!

  • @hydra5758
    @hydra5758 6 лет назад +1

    So the baby has been giving her chest pains and headaches? Or is there some other cancerous growth going on here?

  • @calgary3357
    @calgary3357 6 лет назад

    My favourite way to start a game of Crusader Kings II is:
    >Borrow 300 from Jewish merchants
    >Expel the Jews
    >Wait for next king
    >Borrow 300 from Jewish merchants
    >Expel the Jews again
    Repeat.
    Ah... it's good to be king.

  • @DarrylCross
    @DarrylCross 6 лет назад

    Perhaps this will help me learn how to play the game proper.
    So far the best game of it I had was where I created a custom character who was powerful stats-wise and had lusts. So he had a daughter with his mistress (who he in his last years legitimized) and a son with his wife.
    He was the teacher to both his children. For the daughter, she inherited or learned all the positive traits that she could from the father, and was later married off to the emperor of Byzantium. (I was sort of surprised he accepted the marriage, considering my social standing - but she was super human) Meanwhile the son got a mass of negative traits - he was twisted both physically and spiritually. Almost universally reviled. Even later by his wife and children.
    So when he died - of course I got to play as the screw-up half brother of the Empress who everybody hated. So it was basically sitting on the back waters of the empire, with a line of screw ups, while the half-sister was going between kicking all kinds of ass in military campaigns and popping out wonder children, who naturally were all super humans themselves.

  • @night4345
    @night4345 6 лет назад

    I love Quill playing CK2.

  • @Xyviel69
    @Xyviel69 6 лет назад

    I just want more of this.

  • @user-fb1jj3dt9e
    @user-fb1jj3dt9e 4 года назад +1

    oa7 The best player playing this game

  • @kunsel7991
    @kunsel7991 6 лет назад

    Yes, a new ck2 lp with an interesting start.

  • @norelfarjun3554
    @norelfarjun3554 6 лет назад

    This is the first time I hear you excited about children's

  • @Qmodi
    @Qmodi 6 лет назад

    if you take genius perk you can pair it up with wounded malus you wil be about 35 years old and will more then likely loose the wounded malus within a year.

  • @bakumon2
    @bakumon2 6 лет назад

    Not even gonna lie, confused you for pravus and was thinking "didnt he just finish a series?"

  • @Dunkle0steus
    @Dunkle0steus 6 лет назад +3

    Count "Duésetunoui de Huit" (Deux E Sept Une Huit Deux Huit?) :)

  • @1invag
    @1invag 5 лет назад

    I mean I'm sure in the olden days there were advantages to being a eunuch, but how good can the upsides be compared to the cost of having your todger lopped off.

  • @jameshill9325
    @jameshill9325 4 года назад

    Count 2e71828 can also be known as Count 390,497.494

  • @bodnotbod
    @bodnotbod 6 лет назад

    Really glad to see a CK2 game but I feel it a bit of a shame that the Jade Dragon stuff isn't going to be showcased.

  • @Gandellion
    @Gandellion 6 лет назад

    Mate, I love CK2! And this should be really fun as Paris

  • @NParniewicz
    @NParniewicz 6 лет назад +29

    Yea 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  • @ryratsephable
    @ryratsephable 3 года назад

    "I would like an attractive wife please"
    CK2: too bad sucka

  • @dukeak1032
    @dukeak1032 6 лет назад

    YES YES QUILL18 is on CK2 AGAIN HELL YEAH

  • @BonesG36
    @BonesG36 6 лет назад

    What a story so far!

  • @BigGrease1
    @BigGrease1 6 лет назад +10

    Why would you go for diplomacy? Diplomacy is worthless in ck2 until you have a large empire and need to manage dozens of vassals, because by then you don't need stewardship since your realm will be super centralized. Martial is the most useful in the early game, most useful as a count. More troops to conquer more counties, become a duke, fabricate on your liege's throne, and then you can worry about the soft sissy traits. If you're going to say diplomacy is good for the opinion boost, the high prestige you gain from winning battles and wars with a high martial character more than makes up for it.

  • @gpan5410
    @gpan5410 6 лет назад +49

    Please, can you find a way to integrate the donator names in a realistic way ? Im all for awarding people for their kindness, but its kinda weird seeing a count named 2e71828...

  • @NimicNOR
    @NimicNOR 6 лет назад +78

    Francia is pronounced with a k, quill ;)

    • @CaptainDreadfulRed
      @CaptainDreadfulRed 6 лет назад +9

      I feel like Quill's answer to this ought to be "O'quay" ;)

    • @Schmorgus
      @Schmorgus 6 лет назад +4

      Even tho, it's France. Should pronounce it as french do. Not italians :P

    • @Fun001
      @Fun001 6 лет назад +2

      Nah it can be called Francia too

    • @kennethjakobsen6713
      @kennethjakobsen6713 6 лет назад +1

      Mispronouncing stuff is one of his trademarks.

    • @Kourikargou
      @Kourikargou 6 лет назад +5

      Well, if you want to speak Latin go ahead. I can also say : "Hey you pronounce Francia correctly quill !", but that's just the opinion of a 21st century french-english, who cares about these guys.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale 6 лет назад

    6:00 Time-traveling bioloid confirmed!

  • @tgreeniii
    @tgreeniii 6 лет назад +1

    Well played Anonymous..

  • @a62260
    @a62260 6 лет назад

    This is gonna be amazing!

  • @lackoname5842
    @lackoname5842 6 лет назад

    I feel shattered retreat should have a negative modifier that causes a large increase in attrition for the shattered army. It would make sense to me that a shattered army is not organised and is force to leave behind its supplies.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 6 лет назад

      Lackoname That would make sense, if not for the fact that armies in this period didn't carry their supplies with them other than weapons and armor. They pillaged supplies from the countryside, whether they were at home or in enemy territory.

    • @lackoname5842
      @lackoname5842 6 лет назад

      fair point but you also have to consider that the army is disorganized and exhausted from battle and retreating, making it likely that soldiers are going to end up split off and lost from the rest of the army. Retreating will also leave less time to gather supplies, on top of burning more energy (an army marches on it stomach). Finally you have to consider that after a lost battle is when morale is lowest increasing the number of desertions among the ranks of soldiers.

  • @KingChiefGaming
    @KingChiefGaming 6 лет назад +1

    Ck2 is awesome. Can you please upload more alot of people dont do ck2 lets plays. Even arumba..

  • @danilooliveira6580
    @danilooliveira6580 6 лет назад

    the cults are easily the best thing in this game

  • @theColJessep
    @theColJessep 6 лет назад

    CK2 and Dwarf Fort are my favorites! =D

  • @blugill2273
    @blugill2273 6 лет назад

    Btw about orleans is jeanne story is included in the game
    It sinteresting id it is

  • @theeyehead3437
    @theeyehead3437 6 лет назад

    2.7182 is Euler's number, e. Hence the name, 2e7182

  • @voodoolilium
    @voodoolilium 6 лет назад +3

    What is this Paris place? Are you perhaps referring to Brussels?

  • @kristiannicholson5893
    @kristiannicholson5893 6 лет назад

    recently played this start myself: fabricated claims on Orleans and took them so I didn't game over when Charlemagne took Paris from me, took me awhile to get it back too.

  • @Connor19527
    @Connor19527 6 лет назад

    CK2 IS BACK BABY

  • @merzto
    @merzto 6 лет назад

    attack reims before the insurection ends.

  • @user-ou2zw4nc3f
    @user-ou2zw4nc3f 6 лет назад

    It should have been the dynasty of "Donators". Anything is cooler than "Anonymous".

  • @tilapiastew6784
    @tilapiastew6784 6 лет назад

    CK 2 is my jam.

  • @TheDukeOfMyRoom
    @TheDukeOfMyRoom 4 года назад

    I had my army shattered and they ran into the army that shattered them in the first place... TWICE!

  • @Poltair
    @Poltair 6 лет назад

    2e should be spoken as "Touis" - Like the French pronunciation of Louis but with a T. Less immersion breaking and also fitting - Plus avoids the awkward pause when saying "Two-Ee."

  • @nobbly45
    @nobbly45 6 лет назад +2

    I was just wondering which DLC's are worth buying for Crusader Kings 2? I already have the Old Gods & Legacy of Rome

    • @brandynpotavin8420
      @brandynpotavin8420 6 лет назад

      r/crusaderkings has a DLC guide and if you take a sec to search the CK2 forums you'll find many threads on the topic. The two big game changers though are Conclave and Way of Life- pretty much everything else just unlocks a new religion or government type and are entirely optional if you have no interest in them.

    • @nobbly45
      @nobbly45 6 лет назад

      Thanks for the response appreciate it. I'll check out the subreddit and forums now

    • @nathanb.7030
      @nathanb.7030 6 лет назад

      Probably toolate but almost all the dlc I recommend u get at some point except for sunset invasion cuz it makes zero sense but 1 tip that I wish I knew b4....don't buy horselirds without legacy of Rome 😂

    • @nathanb.7030
      @nathanb.7030 6 лет назад

      Since horselirds is built with needing legacy as its main base for nomads for as long as u r a nomad I don't know if it's possible to play it without legacy since u need the retinue/horde but ya kniw

  • @TheTvnutty
    @TheTvnutty 6 лет назад

    Yas Yas Yas - finally more ck2!!

  • @NoradNoxtus
    @NoradNoxtus 6 лет назад

    "Oh come on "
    still better than twilight ? :D

  • @baabaa9000
    @baabaa9000 4 года назад

    Like two minutes of play, and he already tried to marry a twelve year old. Where’s the FBI when you need them?

  • @Tosnoob
    @Tosnoob 6 лет назад

    So for a lousy 100 Prestige and Piety you can just declare no CB wars? That seems _really_ tame.

  • @emb145flyer
    @emb145flyer 6 лет назад +3

    To bad he can't rename his primary holding to Brussels since everyone knows that's the capitol of France!