UNITING ENGLAND in Crusader Kings 2

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Welcome back to Crusader Kings 2! Everyones favorite medieval strategy game!
    Can Koifish do the impossible and unite England under one banner? Will he even survive the first year? Watch and find out in this filled montage of funny clips and ck2 memes.
    In this video i'll be playing as one the petty king of Mercia, a start made even more interesting with the addition of the latest dlc, holy fury!
    Crusader Kings 2 is a great grand-strategy game where you get to create an epic story of a great house, spanning across the entire medieval era, through years and generations, enduring crusades, plagues, invasions and plots! Will your house rule an empire that spans the world? Or will it be just another footnote in history!
    If you enjoyed the video please feel free to give it a like and consider subscribing to join the community!
    #funny #CK2 #Montage

Комментарии • 226

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  5 лет назад +161

    *LONG LIVE THE KING OF ENGLAND!*
    Hey hey heeeey! The Average Experience video i was working on for this weekend got corrupted, so it will be delayed to sunday or monday! But here's something else to fill the time while you wait! Keep your eyes OPEN for more awesome videos coming soon, including more kenshi, Warband and maybe even some VIRTUAL REALITY!

    • @maxkall5696
      @maxkall5696 5 лет назад

      kenshi?

    • @seanquinn3034
      @seanquinn3034 5 лет назад

      Koifish still waiting for Ireland United

    • @SaxonSpooner
      @SaxonSpooner 5 лет назад

      Easy to unite, but near imposible to hold.

    • @seggsenjoyer8387
      @seggsenjoyer8387 5 лет назад

      Could you do “An Average Experience in RuneScape”?

    • @dalonelyork5128
      @dalonelyork5128 5 лет назад

      is this what you were doing while simo was making his newest kenshi bandits video?

  • @pyrotay2906
    @pyrotay2906 5 лет назад +526

    "Things were better when we worshipped Satan and let in the jews"- Koifish 2019

    • @gunja556
      @gunja556 5 лет назад +10

      One of these things are not like the other...

    • @scutumfidelis1436
      @scutumfidelis1436 4 года назад +3

      @@RoboPutinPresidentinCE *Talmud.

    • @Mrbanana1113
      @Mrbanana1113 4 года назад +1

      @@54356776 difference?

    • @2k1lex
      @2k1lex 3 года назад +10

      Same thing

  • @luciferiarose465
    @luciferiarose465 5 лет назад +94

    I like how the King of England was crowned by the Pope, despite the fact the Kingdom was built by his Satan worshiping Father. The Dark Lord rolls in his grave.

    • @SergePupko
      @SergePupko 5 лет назад +7

      Considering that the Vatican is deep into the occult and some dark shit, it actually sounds fitting.

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 5 лет назад +206

    i was playing a hellenic duke, the guy died of cancer right after his son was born with the zodiac trait... cancer

    • @rsync9490
      @rsync9490 5 лет назад +10

      My character died of a random event leaving my delicate kingdom in a regency. He was a great character too😭.

    • @andreasballe7470
      @andreasballe7470 5 лет назад

      Isn't that ironic?

    • @comradep8519
      @comradep8519 5 лет назад +1

      @@andreasballe7470 more like prophetical

    • @soujirosasaki7570
      @soujirosasaki7570 5 лет назад

      Define "Irony"..... hahaha

    • @technoblode4604
      @technoblode4604 5 лет назад +1

      like father like son am i right

  • @TransMiqote
    @TransMiqote 5 лет назад +29

    "This map mode gives me eye cancer.
    Ah, much better. Now I can actually see shit."
    Thanks koifish for speaking on behalf of LITERALLY EVERYONE :D

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +105

    This game came out in 2012.
    To this day, fabricating claims still takes f*cking decades!

    • @JohnSmith-kb4re
      @JohnSmith-kb4re 4 года назад +13

      @Diewott1 If it takes over a year to make a claim, your guy is probably bribed. The AI can just do that. It's the same decision you can make when you find out someone is fabricating a claim. You won't get a notification and the chancellor basically spends his time eating peasant ass and laughing at you for sending him on paid vacation

    • @charlesstuart3703
      @charlesstuart3703 4 года назад

      @@JohnSmith-kb4re So do I just fire my chancellor and put a in a new guy to fabricate?

    • @apalahartisebuahnama7684
      @apalahartisebuahnama7684 3 года назад

      @@charlesstuart3703 gain a loyalist as your chancellor.

  • @LinkoofHyrule
    @LinkoofHyrule 5 лет назад +800

    Now try and leave the EU.

  • @splicedshadow7711
    @splicedshadow7711 5 лет назад +253

    Not even married to your own daughter? Are you even trying...?!? XD

    • @fishboy2831
      @fishboy2831 5 лет назад

      yea

    • @SergePupko
      @SergePupko 5 лет назад +5

      Alabama DLC required 🤣

    • @yanwolford9773
      @yanwolford9773 4 года назад

      @@zackarydeschenes6920 dark ages

    • @SergePupko
      @SergePupko 4 года назад +1

      @@zackarydeschenes6920
      The joke
      Your head

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 4 года назад

      @Zackary Deschenes HOW? I’ve literally never had this happen to me in game...

  • @zbstepps765
    @zbstepps765 5 лет назад +25

    Sees: England with a British Flag
    Me being a Scot:

  • @nickmoran3957
    @nickmoran3957 4 года назад +27

    "Koifish is the best at this game!"
    *Has -300 prestige*

  • @jackdaone6469
    @jackdaone6469 Год назад +2

    “This can’t go wrong.”
    Literally one second passes.
    “The Cathars! They’re back!”

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 5 лет назад +24

    How to make bad choices:
    1. Hire Frenchman to assist at court (want to automatically surrender?)
    2. Find out he already hates you
    3. Try to steal his wife.

  • @MoondustManwise
    @MoondustManwise 5 лет назад +16

    i love his energy
    he reminds me of Killian from the killian experience

  • @Jupiter__001_
    @Jupiter__001_ 5 лет назад +18

    12:03 Of course the main theme song of The Fiddler On The Roof starts playing...

    • @colmoe
      @colmoe 5 лет назад +2

      That dude is a refugee from the hidden Kingdom of the NordJewsss.
      He will singlehandedly cause the viking invasion

    • @FrejthKing
      @FrejthKing 5 лет назад

      TO LIFE!

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 5 лет назад

      @@FrejthKing To life!
      L'chaim!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 лет назад +24

    22:04 Germanic supremacist declares war on Celtic minorities, 795 (colorized)

  • @paritoshd
    @paritoshd 5 лет назад +8

    18:10 funny how you defeated an English Civil War at the Battle of Evesham (like Edward Longshanks and Simon de Montford)

  • @milanoxiel7853
    @milanoxiel7853 5 лет назад +12

    I just love how he mention that eye-cancer-giving map mode every time

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 5 лет назад +15

    "Excluding Wales a fictional country" are you sure you arent English Koifish? Lol

    • @fumeshroomz
      @fumeshroomz 5 лет назад +1

      It's definitely fake have you seen their snake tongue

  • @aloethereqt
    @aloethereqt 5 лет назад +3

    you sir, you just gained a new subscriber. Love your natural style

  • @TheJammeyD
    @TheJammeyD 5 лет назад +47

    *Uniting England* -uses flag of United Kingdom-
    10/10 Scotland belongs to England

  • @PurpleBasilius
    @PurpleBasilius 2 года назад +1

    So much nostalgia.

  • @pownpoes
    @pownpoes 5 лет назад +39

    sino plays kenshi see's in vid koifish is playing Crusader Kings 2 next upload of koifish Crusader Kings 2 hhhhhhhhhmmmm

    • @AcornBroadcast
      @AcornBroadcast 5 лет назад +2

      pownpoes exactly what I was thinking😂😂

  • @cesare770
    @cesare770 5 лет назад +2

    Well done!
    I think now you should survive the Aztec invasion playing as a king of England

  • @SnipeZeroGames
    @SnipeZeroGames 5 лет назад +1

    Loved the gameplay great swich fron kenshi would love to see more paradox games been played by you

  • @dennispashin4393
    @dennispashin4393 5 лет назад +3

    15:35
    The best part of the video 🤣

  • @catofwar119
    @catofwar119 5 лет назад +2

    I love how the video is tagged as #funny

  • @stuffystuffclub
    @stuffystuffclub 5 лет назад +1

    6:30 great choice of music

  • @xcastle8610
    @xcastle8610 5 лет назад +1

    I've never watched you before, but i'm glad i found you.

  • @centurionedward2934
    @centurionedward2934 3 года назад

    I just got a British army join ad while watching this I think this means It time for me to serve The crown

  • @SamuelChac0n
    @SamuelChac0n 5 лет назад +1

    Love it when he says shit

  • @goodluckgorsky3413
    @goodluckgorsky3413 5 лет назад +2

    Imagine if your level of learning affected how events are worded

  • @garthmcripfist2944
    @garthmcripfist2944 4 года назад

    Medieval Merica: almost unites the Anglo-Saxon heptarchy and has domination over my h of modern day England
    Modern Mercia: "y'alroight mayt 've ya got sum spare chaynge for the number foive? Ah swear on moi gran oi won't spend it awll on weed

  • @Hatsuzu
    @Hatsuzu Год назад

    Wessex in 769 is the best for this. They have primogeniture already so you don't have to worry about your country falling apart

  • @seanmartin1762
    @seanmartin1762 5 лет назад +1

    Mercia is just America without the A

  • @flotnar2512
    @flotnar2512 5 лет назад

    Damn it koi every time i watch one of your CK2 videos i have to start playing CK2 again

  • @elliottprehn6342
    @elliottprehn6342 5 лет назад

    8:39 this whole convo kills me

  • @christianfreedom-seeker934
    @christianfreedom-seeker934 5 лет назад +1

    Loved your conquest! When are you going to unite the British Ises?

  • @trevalyn9953
    @trevalyn9953 5 лет назад

    CK2 is the staple of a koi fish meal

  • @FierceForger
    @FierceForger 4 года назад

    I was expecting something bad after "nothing could go wrong" and then boom. A daughter it's like hmm not what I was expecting

  • @paula194
    @paula194 5 лет назад

    0:22 *The Spiffing Brit wants to know your location*

    • @SergePupko
      @SergePupko 5 лет назад

      Mainly to interrogate using questionable techniques as to the reason for the lack of a single mention of tea.

  • @DanKuman
    @DanKuman 4 года назад

    Yaaaay finally someone recognised that Cornwall is a real place!!

  • @BadGuyMcgee
    @BadGuyMcgee 4 года назад +1

    I always thought the series just started at 2.

  • @fordfokas9230
    @fordfokas9230 5 лет назад

    Oh yes, more ck2 please koidaddy

  • @iama2509
    @iama2509 3 года назад

    This guys manic voice kills me.😂

  • @viniciusmoura4521
    @viniciusmoura4521 5 лет назад

    Koifish I love you

  • @callymash2432
    @callymash2432 5 лет назад +1

    why did it never occur to me that there was a previous Crusader Kings game...?

  • @misscookiesncrime
    @misscookiesncrime 5 лет назад +2

    Simo spoiled what this video was gonna be on.

  • @AlligatorSauce9984
    @AlligatorSauce9984 3 года назад +1

    2000 years? What the hell is going to happen between the English and Shia in 2700?

  • @mankyscotchgit4986
    @mankyscotchgit4986 5 лет назад

    'Jesus Christ- I mean Satan!'

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 5 лет назад +1

    When i saw CK 1 i blinded

  • @ramonpedroso5609
    @ramonpedroso5609 5 лет назад +1

    koifish try to unite the irish people

  • @TheSykoRC
    @TheSykoRC 5 лет назад

    Oh man, watching you playing CK2 makes me wanna play too. But I have no time to learn all mechanics. So I will watching you...

  • @chiefholder9784
    @chiefholder9784 5 лет назад

    4:44 lmao

  • @gnomelordfyriforest
    @gnomelordfyriforest 5 лет назад +1

    VERY GOOD

  • @titaniumwarrior2842
    @titaniumwarrior2842 5 лет назад

    Dude I love you videos

  • @ottehallaren
    @ottehallaren 5 лет назад

    Koifish now try to unite the roman empire.

  • @n.d.1846
    @n.d.1846 5 лет назад +3

    Mhh, the 7th comment this time. :D
    Edit: How often will you feature Batzorig Vaanchig in your Videos?! xD

  • @djay47engleburt74
    @djay47engleburt74 5 лет назад

    funny stuff =D i happen to live in wessex and there just so happens to be an abandoned tool company building =D haha its overgrown with weeds and trees and the sign is all at least 15 years old and flakey, like most of the people around, ea-uhhr, and it just so happens some more that i've only ived here for 20 odd years out of 41 because i was born and raised in northumbria

    • @djay47engleburt74
      @djay47engleburt74 5 лет назад

      the long since dead firm is called or was, "Wessex Fittings" lol

    • @djay47engleburt74
      @djay47engleburt74 5 лет назад

      its safe to say most of these shit kickers with no shit to kick these farmers with no fields to plough, have not changed or evolved much since any start date on ck2,

  • @marwincsantos1550
    @marwincsantos1550 5 лет назад

    KEEP DOING THIS GAME

  • @aspenlovelock8115
    @aspenlovelock8115 5 лет назад

    WE NEED THE JEWS, GIVE THEM MONEY

  • @magebro01
    @magebro01 5 лет назад

    Spif would be proud

  • @dankly8135
    @dankly8135 5 лет назад +6

    Crusader Kings 3 when?

  • @arthegor
    @arthegor 5 лет назад

    @Koifish a reminder don't imprison people without a reason that is Tyrani and it can be built up each time you do one

    • @rsync9490
      @rsync9490 5 лет назад

      Why is everyone so afraid of a little tyranny? I mean treasonous vassals call you tyrant if you cut their heads off or banish them.

  • @chrisgriffin698
    @chrisgriffin698 5 лет назад

    id like to see a challenge where you are always, one rank lower then a king then emperor, to see how far you can get.

  • @PasqualItizzz
    @PasqualItizzz 5 лет назад

    If find the late middle ages challenging, especially getting up in the morning.

    • @PasqualItizzz
      @PasqualItizzz 5 лет назад

      p.s. awesome vid, too many lols to mention

  • @jnliewmichael4235
    @jnliewmichael4235 5 лет назад

    Opinion is just a number, revolts are just incidents!

  • @zefflin1451
    @zefflin1451 5 лет назад

    Glorious day for English Monarch

  • @LauchBoi
    @LauchBoi 5 лет назад

    ck2 yay

  • @knotallthere6083
    @knotallthere6083 5 лет назад

    Freeeeeeedoooommmmmm

  • @rustynova6891
    @rustynova6891 5 лет назад

    Cornwall is alien because they never have corn

  • @jt2197
    @jt2197 5 лет назад +1

    Yes. More ck2

  • @Samio352
    @Samio352 5 лет назад

    Now I want you to play Crusader Kings 1.

  • @Lobsterwithinternet
    @Lobsterwithinternet 5 лет назад +1

    * annoyed Scottish noises *

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  5 лет назад

      *FREEEEEEEEDOOOOM*

  • @corvus1374
    @corvus1374 5 лет назад +1

    Cornwall is a part of Wales, not England (in the game).

  • @cosmictater9980
    @cosmictater9980 5 лет назад +3

    Give England back it's old gods!

  • @bobbiin1
    @bobbiin1 5 лет назад

    hahah they wont bother us untill 2000 years hahahah

  • @pawtter_ink
    @pawtter_ink 5 лет назад

    The Pope blessing a Satan worshiper? Noice

    • @ernstschmidt4725
      @ernstschmidt4725 5 лет назад +2

      it was the son of a satan worshiper tho

    • @pawtter_ink
      @pawtter_ink 5 лет назад

      @@ernstschmidt4725 oh... did not notice ty haha

  • @jamesharden6780
    @jamesharden6780 5 лет назад

    Cymru am byth!

  • @detroitsteel8228
    @detroitsteel8228 5 лет назад +1

    Huh...feels weird being this early

  • @cookikingcooki3366
    @cookikingcooki3366 5 лет назад

    3 yrs later vikings hello there

  • @LaggyLuceGaming
    @LaggyLuceGaming 5 лет назад

    You should play again with that save and try to unite Great Britain

  • @johnbgoode1605
    @johnbgoode1605 2 года назад +1

    0:58

  • @zaelgarviel9766
    @zaelgarviel9766 5 лет назад

    That's a lot of sex

  • @carltonbauheimer
    @carltonbauheimer 5 лет назад

    AlRiight!

  • @Mr.M9323
    @Mr.M9323 5 лет назад

    Yeees my brother yeees CK2

  • @justcallmehfenux1186
    @justcallmehfenux1186 5 лет назад

    *God save the queen earrape*

  • @kidsgaming594
    @kidsgaming594 5 лет назад

    Good video

  • @gerreth8124
    @gerreth8124 5 лет назад

    Yes please

  • @colmoe
    @colmoe 5 лет назад +3

    "Jews are welcome" *plays fiddler on the roof music*
    Koifish you mad genius!
    "Dear King of Mercia, are you ready to get buttfucked, pillaged, and worst of all, circumcized? We are coming"
    -MoshedZ king of the NordJewsssss
    P:S: Jews are really good at sneaking around +20 intrigue

  • @evanohlsten7814
    @evanohlsten7814 5 лет назад

    hey uh what the fuck was going on with saxony at the end of the video?

  • @KWyzel
    @KWyzel 5 лет назад

    Empire of Britannia or Riot.

  • @redwaldcuthberting7195
    @redwaldcuthberting7195 4 года назад

    The union flag isn't the flag of England but the UK as a whole.

  • @dummyaccount8378
    @dummyaccount8378 5 лет назад

    wow thats a greaat sub view ratio... NOICE

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan 4 года назад

    Mercia is 'Merica misspelled. Lulz.

  • @alvaropaletmartinez4504
    @alvaropaletmartinez4504 5 лет назад

    Mannn, the vikings are supposed to start at 800s it would have been funny to see the vikings trying to kill koifish

  • @kingtiger3
    @kingtiger3 4 года назад

    What was the kazoo at 0:38

  • @ShladTheTonkLover
    @ShladTheTonkLover 5 лет назад

    #funny

  • @tinkaraazb9383
    @tinkaraazb9383 5 лет назад

    Why was it cald cornwall do for real

  • @Mrbanana1113
    @Mrbanana1113 5 лет назад

    you should call your fans koibois

  • @RegulanVulture
    @RegulanVulture 5 лет назад

    I love ck2 make more ck2 content