UNITING ENGLAND in Crusader Kings 2
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Welcome back to Crusader Kings 2! Everyones favorite medieval strategy game!
Can Koifish do the impossible and unite England under one banner? Will he even survive the first year? Watch and find out in this filled montage of funny clips and ck2 memes.
In this video i'll be playing as one the petty king of Mercia, a start made even more interesting with the addition of the latest dlc, holy fury!
Crusader Kings 2 is a great grand-strategy game where you get to create an epic story of a great house, spanning across the entire medieval era, through years and generations, enduring crusades, plagues, invasions and plots! Will your house rule an empire that spans the world? Or will it be just another footnote in history!
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#funny #CK2 #Montage
*LONG LIVE THE KING OF ENGLAND!*
Hey hey heeeey! The Average Experience video i was working on for this weekend got corrupted, so it will be delayed to sunday or monday! But here's something else to fill the time while you wait! Keep your eyes OPEN for more awesome videos coming soon, including more kenshi, Warband and maybe even some VIRTUAL REALITY!
kenshi?
Koifish still waiting for Ireland United
Easy to unite, but near imposible to hold.
Could you do “An Average Experience in RuneScape”?
is this what you were doing while simo was making his newest kenshi bandits video?
"Things were better when we worshipped Satan and let in the jews"- Koifish 2019
One of these things are not like the other...
@@RoboPutinPresidentinCE *Talmud.
@@54356776 difference?
Same thing
I like how the King of England was crowned by the Pope, despite the fact the Kingdom was built by his Satan worshiping Father. The Dark Lord rolls in his grave.
Considering that the Vatican is deep into the occult and some dark shit, it actually sounds fitting.
i was playing a hellenic duke, the guy died of cancer right after his son was born with the zodiac trait... cancer
My character died of a random event leaving my delicate kingdom in a regency. He was a great character too😭.
Isn't that ironic?
@@andreasballe7470 more like prophetical
Define "Irony"..... hahaha
like father like son am i right
"This map mode gives me eye cancer.
Ah, much better. Now I can actually see shit."
Thanks koifish for speaking on behalf of LITERALLY EVERYONE :D
This game came out in 2012.
To this day, fabricating claims still takes f*cking decades!
@Diewott1 If it takes over a year to make a claim, your guy is probably bribed. The AI can just do that. It's the same decision you can make when you find out someone is fabricating a claim. You won't get a notification and the chancellor basically spends his time eating peasant ass and laughing at you for sending him on paid vacation
@@JohnSmith-kb4re So do I just fire my chancellor and put a in a new guy to fabricate?
@@charlesstuart3703 gain a loyalist as your chancellor.
Now try and leave the EU.
Vassal opinion -100
That might take a while
@@hoshenkoist6156 Liege opinion -100*
@@hoshenkoist6156Non self-hating Vassal opinion +100
October 31st
Not even married to your own daughter? Are you even trying...?!? XD
yea
Alabama DLC required 🤣
@@zackarydeschenes6920 dark ages
@@zackarydeschenes6920
The joke
Your head
@Zackary Deschenes HOW? I’ve literally never had this happen to me in game...
Sees: England with a British Flag
Me being a Scot:
"Koifish is the best at this game!"
*Has -300 prestige*
“This can’t go wrong.”
Literally one second passes.
“The Cathars! They’re back!”
How to make bad choices:
1. Hire Frenchman to assist at court (want to automatically surrender?)
2. Find out he already hates you
3. Try to steal his wife.
i love his energy
he reminds me of Killian from the killian experience
12:03 Of course the main theme song of The Fiddler On The Roof starts playing...
That dude is a refugee from the hidden Kingdom of the NordJewsss.
He will singlehandedly cause the viking invasion
TO LIFE!
@@FrejthKing To life!
L'chaim!
22:04 Germanic supremacist declares war on Celtic minorities, 795 (colorized)
18:10 funny how you defeated an English Civil War at the Battle of Evesham (like Edward Longshanks and Simon de Montford)
I just love how he mention that eye-cancer-giving map mode every time
"Excluding Wales a fictional country" are you sure you arent English Koifish? Lol
It's definitely fake have you seen their snake tongue
you sir, you just gained a new subscriber. Love your natural style
*Uniting England* -uses flag of United Kingdom-
10/10 Scotland belongs to England
Finally someone noticed
The isle of man belong to the aztecs
*England belongs to scotland
So much nostalgia.
sino plays kenshi see's in vid koifish is playing Crusader Kings 2 next upload of koifish Crusader Kings 2 hhhhhhhhhmmmm
pownpoes exactly what I was thinking😂😂
Well done!
I think now you should survive the Aztec invasion playing as a king of England
Loved the gameplay great swich fron kenshi would love to see more paradox games been played by you
15:35
The best part of the video 🤣
I love how the video is tagged as #funny
6:30 great choice of music
What is the music???
I've never watched you before, but i'm glad i found you.
I just got a British army join ad while watching this I think this means It time for me to serve The crown
Love it when he says shit
*ahh şïít*
Imagine if your level of learning affected how events are worded
Medieval Merica: almost unites the Anglo-Saxon heptarchy and has domination over my h of modern day England
Modern Mercia: "y'alroight mayt 've ya got sum spare chaynge for the number foive? Ah swear on moi gran oi won't spend it awll on weed
Wessex in 769 is the best for this. They have primogeniture already so you don't have to worry about your country falling apart
Mercia is just America without the A
Damn it koi every time i watch one of your CK2 videos i have to start playing CK2 again
8:39 this whole convo kills me
Loved your conquest! When are you going to unite the British Ises?
CK2 is the staple of a koi fish meal
I was expecting something bad after "nothing could go wrong" and then boom. A daughter it's like hmm not what I was expecting
0:22 *The Spiffing Brit wants to know your location*
Mainly to interrogate using questionable techniques as to the reason for the lack of a single mention of tea.
Yaaaay finally someone recognised that Cornwall is a real place!!
I always thought the series just started at 2.
Oh yes, more ck2 please koidaddy
This guys manic voice kills me.😂
Koifish I love you
why did it never occur to me that there was a previous Crusader Kings game...?
Simo spoiled what this video was gonna be on.
2000 years? What the hell is going to happen between the English and Shia in 2700?
'Jesus Christ- I mean Satan!'
When i saw CK 1 i blinded
koifish try to unite the irish people
Oh man, watching you playing CK2 makes me wanna play too. But I have no time to learn all mechanics. So I will watching you...
4:44 lmao
VERY GOOD
Dude I love you videos
Koifish now try to unite the roman empire.
Mhh, the 7th comment this time. :D
Edit: How often will you feature Batzorig Vaanchig in your Videos?! xD
funny stuff =D i happen to live in wessex and there just so happens to be an abandoned tool company building =D haha its overgrown with weeds and trees and the sign is all at least 15 years old and flakey, like most of the people around, ea-uhhr, and it just so happens some more that i've only ived here for 20 odd years out of 41 because i was born and raised in northumbria
the long since dead firm is called or was, "Wessex Fittings" lol
its safe to say most of these shit kickers with no shit to kick these farmers with no fields to plough, have not changed or evolved much since any start date on ck2,
KEEP DOING THIS GAME
WE NEED THE JEWS, GIVE THEM MONEY
Spif would be proud
Crusader Kings 3 when?
It was just announced
@Koifish a reminder don't imprison people without a reason that is Tyrani and it can be built up each time you do one
Why is everyone so afraid of a little tyranny? I mean treasonous vassals call you tyrant if you cut their heads off or banish them.
id like to see a challenge where you are always, one rank lower then a king then emperor, to see how far you can get.
If find the late middle ages challenging, especially getting up in the morning.
p.s. awesome vid, too many lols to mention
Opinion is just a number, revolts are just incidents!
Glorious day for English Monarch
ck2 yay
Freeeeeeedoooommmmmm
Cornwall is alien because they never have corn
Yes. More ck2
Now I want you to play Crusader Kings 1.
* annoyed Scottish noises *
*FREEEEEEEEDOOOOM*
Cornwall is a part of Wales, not England (in the game).
Give England back it's old gods!
hahah they wont bother us untill 2000 years hahahah
The Pope blessing a Satan worshiper? Noice
it was the son of a satan worshiper tho
@@ernstschmidt4725 oh... did not notice ty haha
Cymru am byth!
Huh...feels weird being this early
3 yrs later vikings hello there
You should play again with that save and try to unite Great Britain
0:58
That's a lot of sex
AlRiight!
Yeees my brother yeees CK2
*God save the queen earrape*
Fuck I forgot to say I'm late again!
Good video
Yes please
"Jews are welcome" *plays fiddler on the roof music*
Koifish you mad genius!
"Dear King of Mercia, are you ready to get buttfucked, pillaged, and worst of all, circumcized? We are coming"
-MoshedZ king of the NordJewsssss
P:S: Jews are really good at sneaking around +20 intrigue
hey uh what the fuck was going on with saxony at the end of the video?
Empire of Britannia or Riot.
The union flag isn't the flag of England but the UK as a whole.
wow thats a greaat sub view ratio... NOICE
Mercia is 'Merica misspelled. Lulz.
Mannn, the vikings are supposed to start at 800s it would have been funny to see the vikings trying to kill koifish
What was the kazoo at 0:38
#funny
Why was it cald cornwall do for real
you should call your fans koibois
I love ck2 make more ck2 content