Crusader Kings 2 Medieval Super Seducer Simulator - Child Only Challenge ( Funny Moments )
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Crusader Kings 2 is one of the most realistic and entertaining simulators of medieval feudal life for the lords and ladys of the time. Today we sit down with The Spiffing Brit attempting the Child Only Challenge for CK2 . The rules are simple have as many children as possible in the shortest amount of time! With the news of Crusader Kings 3 ( CK3 ) on the horizon I felt now was the best time to sit down and enjoy some Crusader Kings 2 Medieval Super Seducer Simulator. So bring forth your ladys as the ultimate Seducing lord is going to be winning them over in ever increasing funny ways.
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if CK2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Child onlg challenge is broken!!
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: Crusader Kings 2 Medieval Super Seducer Simulator - Child Only Challenge ( Funny Moments )
#funny #moments #crusaderkings
"didn't see the lunatic until the last minute"- no one does. no one
lmao
Story of my life
to be fair... She can be allowed to be crazy if she is hot enough.
We all fell for that at least once lol
Aint that the truth
Super seducer simulator-child only
HOLD UP
Fuck them up
@@thespiffingbrit Just bribe them with some Tea
@@thespiffingbrit Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him.......
@@thespiffingbrit Reported
Yeah, Brit, you will explain that to the Queen.
I guess Hugh must've misread the bible passage "Be fruitful and multiply" as "be fruitful and exponentiate".
This guy maths.
@@thespiffingbrit next one be Dixie Normous or Ben Dover
@@thespiffingbrit or maybe Justin Sider
@Comstar: Space AT&T I don't even know what to say to that... You Uncultured Swine!
be fruitful and commit mitosis
Spiff: "You know what's humongous about him? His left hands."
He has more than one!?!
Have you ever heard of two left feet yeah well he has that but with his hands can't do anything like art or construction but man can he please the ladies
Yes how do you think he seduces so greatly
He's Welsh.
all hands are left hands as far a Hugh is concerned
I think that's a JoJo Adventure Part 3 villain
The real children were the ones you made along the way
So how are you doing, mentaly?
Ye... Yes... That's what children are...
quite.
That's technically correct. The best kind of correct, as we all know.
well, you're not wrong.
"Master Seducer Challenge"
>Becomes Welshman
>Looks up sheep
Cheeky bugger
Yeah I had the same thought He's doing a challenge where you need to have as many children as possible then chooses to be Welsh and makes sure we know the only thing in that location is sheep.
The infection may have killed him, but did he die from the infection, or a broken heart, from the queen of france?
@@thespiffingbrit damn the french!
The Spiffing Brit you mean they didn’t just immediately throw up a white flag? 🤔 Seems out of character
My money is on the Spanish inquisition.
He didn't even get lovers' pox, he dies too young.
It's all very 'Allo 'Allo. "I'll meat you upstairs with the egg whisk and the wet celery" Went a little hard with the egg whisk.
7:10
Vidi, Vici, Veni
-I saw, I conquered, I came
nice one xD
There were 169 thumbs up, sorry I messed it up and increased it to 170 :(
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Super seducer simulator”
*He’ll play you like a damn fiddle.*
Just Some Guy without a Mustache damn u are everywhere my dude 😂
Just like my Japanese anime !
Just Some Guy without a Mustache is just Just Some Guy with a Mustache but without a mustache.
*careless whisper*
*Haramase Simulator.*
Funny enough, there IS a game where you impregnate as many woman as possible. Yup. It's a fun game.
Child Benefit Office: "You're still receiving child benefit for your daughter, Sir. As far as we know she passed away, didn't she?"
Spiff: "Well, she died, but it doesn't matter because she's technically still a child..."
Hugh Mungus is truly a master of seduction... BEHOLD the power of Dad jokes!
Idk i do pretty good.
When are you going to get back to the God man and god horse taking over the world!?
Enjoyed the vid btw.
ewll....he did. but horses are now childs. how to inherit the world..
Praise be!
when i saw this video i thought he might be going back to thunder horse and friends, oh well maybe next time
Probably it Dud the same thing as the first 100 stat man, lost to the void
One of my absolute favourites!
In Welsh culture, they don't say "I love you", instead they say "Ti yw fy hoff ddefaid", and I think that's just wonderful.
You are my favourite sheep?
I am welsh, A lot of people make jokes about the farmers here calling them ''sheep shaggers'' this is probably what they meant@@beveragebrit
Welcome to today's episode of how quickly can a video get demonitized! Today, we're gonna be putting the words "super seducer" and "child only challenge" next to each other in the title of the video!
RUclips is a wonderful game, perfectly balanced.
And then proceed to look up sheep. In Welsh context
"yes officer, this video title right here"
If this becomes some sort of series you should call it
100 brat man.
Me: Finishes the second cup of tea today
Spiffin: Uploads
Me: there is time for another one, glory to the Queen
Is it okay that I too, as an American, make a nice hot cup of tea and salute that picture of the Queen and Donny sharing a good laugh at Buckingham Palace whilst enjoying Spiff? God Bless. I just want to be respectful of your people's culture.
@@derkavondangerkill7628 All who embrace the love of our splendid, glorious Queen are welcomed with open arms.
@@derkavondangerkill7628 Lizzy and Phil welcome all who open their hearts to their wisdom.
I’d like to see Hugh attempt this in CK3
I have managed to have 17 children with a viking, his last child was born when he was 61 then I sent him on raid to Rome, pillaged the Pope and was sent to Valhalla by Sicily.
"vidi, vici, veni"
Nice
Hahaha was just about to comment this
How have I only noticed this just now?
Big brain time
"I saw, I conquered, I painted them guts"
I call a redo because I feel robbed that you never managed to seduce a queen...
Going for seduces and not fucking every queen in existence is a sin
Spiff, you must give this anothere try! Imagine how many tea drinking babies could Hugh have if he lived to his 50s!
6:51 confirms that Hugh Mungus has more than one left hand. This pleases me greatly.
Him too
This may be just a huge compilation of great Spiff quotes. 10/10 would watch again.
Should have played a Norseman, then you could have had concubines too
Or irish
Or Muslim
Irish and Scottish are tribal at the start too
Horselord, steal all the women.
"You know what's humongous about him?
His humongous left hands!"
I'm sorry
Hand *S* ?
I remember licking out and getting the immortal event on my first character. He was a Norseman, which meant 1 wife, 3 concubines, (and because nothing crazy can kill him) 5 lovers. The decision was very clear, my lands would become a trade republic and my army of sons would go forth and establish 40+ trade posts within the first 2 generations. This was also on 1/3 trade post limit. It was insane.
Much respect for the effort that went into creating this video. Both to yourself and your editor!
"There's nothing here but sheep and me" is as close as you can get to being the last man on Earth without criminal intent.
20:25 Spiff's exploits certainly are legendary.
17:25 "Heulwen the Whiner" xD
"Heulen" literally is "whining" in German.
I'm currently playing the game of thrones mod for CK2 for Aegon's conquest. Long story short I played as Aegon for like 10 months cuz he got a scratch while on vacation and died so I had to play his half-brother Orys Baratheon, (he's actually Orys Targaryen now cuz I had to legitimize him) he's been ruling for 29 years and I have 37 children with 9 different women with one of them being my wife, and his half-sister, and 7 of those women are pregnant again. I have so many kids from the ages of 26 all the way down to 1 that I've been able to betroth 3 of my grandkids to 3 of my kids, needless to say this family tree is going to be a circle with like two and a half branches sticking out.
I need to see a 2nd attempt at this. I want Ghengis Khan levels of descendants!
"We're going to make him left-handed just for fun"
Me: Am I a joke to you?
"Didn't see the "Lunatic trait" until the last minute." Some marriages in a nutshell.
Spiff: "Give me more childs!"
Sounds like every merchant republic to me
He should have done that run honestly
Try again. The only true master seducer dies when he's geriatric.
Alternate timeline where Hugh Mungus replaces St. Valentine as patron saint of love and romance. New Feb. 14th greeting among couples everywhere: "Happy St. Mungus day, honey!"
First off, I love this Valefiskean take on things that you do. It ain't the same but you add british gentlemanly swagger to it.
Second... *100 STAT MAN **_WHEENNN_*
Amazing that this became practical in CK3. I wonder if Spiff will make another video on that.
"I'm going to be his chancellor" (looks at wrong stat) me: this can only end well
Child Points... CP.... didn't think that one through did ya?
Oh... Oh nooo....
I want some Yorkshire Tea would you be willing to sell some on the international Black Market.
5am here in Australia. A perfect time for a cup of tea.
*yes*
"Didn't see the lunatic part until later if I'm honest"
Im pretty sure you said you knew she was Welsh...
what type of crazy 🤔 the abusive or the hot mess ?
Me reading the title:
"Super Seducer Simulator"
Oh cool...
"Child Only Challenge"
*Profusely wipes **-sweat-** tea from forehead*
"Didn't see lunatic until last minute, If Im honest" - Just like in real life! :D
lmao
"I'm the ultimate super seducer"
*Does multiple accounts of seduction*
"WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!"
Sounds like my love life
please do this again, we require more offspring!
And call him Dai Hard.
When you tea finishes just as he reminds you to refill your cup
He said: "his massive left hands" notice the plural
its like having two left feet but with hands instead
Must be a Beeblebrox.
yeah....... that's the joke
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
The knock-up fairy.
"The knock-up fairy wh-oooh!"
4:09 Berta, Age: 0
The FBI must have a field day with some people playing this game
And 16 and 14
FBI-*laughs in prison time*
" how do i kill my son " " can i seduce my daughter " " I am now my wife " " i need to kill my brother " " i need this guy to die " " i need to die *right now* " " I'm a 50 year old married to a 17 year old "
"Super Seducer Simulator - Child Only Challenge"
Yes FBI, this video right here.
Buttstuff - That user name... that thumbnail...
Yes FBI, that account right there.
@@spoonikle uh oh
Can you do an IMMORTAL Master Seducer just to see how many children you can have while being immortal so they are constantly fighting over who is gonna be the heir?
Crashes the game but yes
Do you know what else is Hugh Mungus about him?
That's right, it's his love of the refreshing taste of Yorkshire Tea Gold
this guy. . . . . . .
I demand that you do another run! You must revive Hugh Mungus and take another stab at getting all the children! (But this time, make him Immortal.)
THANKS BRITISH GOD OF TEA AND EMPIRES
I thought when you said "we need to give him a very attractive name"..it was going to be something with Tea.
Veril E. Tea, maybe?
Little Red Hat LIKE!
If I dislike the video, do I get moved to the front of the line for Hugh's seductions?
Yes, I do believe so.
No, that's the "burn me" button.
This is the most misoginistic thing I have ever seen and its hilarious XD
Thought the title said "CK2 - super seeder simulator"
Close enough
We need some Spiff showing how perfectly balanced Farming Simulator is
"hes bastard immediately" whoah.. thats rough
gives such a sims challenge feel 😆
Quitter. "Oh I died so I'm going to stop seducing women."
Spiff - "Lets have as many kids as we can"
*Doesn't start in Wessex*
Spiff.....why?
LMAO
A western medieval harem game without the weeb stuff? How delightful!
Weeb stuff?
Let's be real, the weeb stuff is there, it's just locked behind modders. Glorious, degenerate weeb modders.
Nah bro. Needs more anime. The video felt like something was horribly missing. Besides, the women are ugly in the vanilla game. With the anime portrait mod, things would look much better and more immersive.
Harem is weeb stuff. Unless your like a Muslim or something
@@realThomastheCat Weebs do not have the monopoly on what the word stands for.
S H E W I L L B E M I N E
This is earliest I've ever been.
Me too XD
I am LORD QUEEN SEDUCER !
Spiff: "names character hugh mungus"
Me:💯👌🤣👌💯
When I first read the title I thought he wanted to seduce people as a child..... phew...
Better that than seducing child’s only...
Luckily this simply was to beget as many child’s as he could.
Where are the Reanu Keeves and Reanu Steed?? I'm disappointed.
Yeah I miss them too.
But awesome episode anyway.
Super Seducer Simulator - Child ONLY Challenge
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC
I likes ya, and I wants ya
Svetozar Stojanovic - yea, that title is basically a “dog eating chicken” moment.
So, basically Spiffing made a hentai protagonist in Crusader Kings 2?
2:44 Why did I Thought that you will name him Hugh Glass?
I was thinking Hugh Jass from The Simpsons
Hugh Jarse.
Spy : seduce me
Love the content as always. Live always believed the best content a creator can make is the sort that makes them laugh too. When you enjoy what your doing we enjoy it too.
Chad ap Hugh Mungus cracked me up. Fine work there, sir!
" A dead child, honestly, is not much difference to me than a living child." -Spiffing Brit 2019
This is a great thing about CK2, you never have to let your line die if you just sleep with every woman you can find. So what if everyone hates you for cuckolding them, you have a son AKA an extra life! I have done this a few times, great fun. Glad to see Spiff doing this. CK2 needs more tea though, maybe a mod could be made to give more tea for Spiff to acquire in CK2.
Wow. How the hell can I drink tea if I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts? Great video. My cat was pleased.
I just wanted to that absolutely love your videos and love this communiTEA. I always watch with at least one cup and feel completely relaxed when doing so. Also i got CK2 and bought some expansion packs because i enjoyed your 100 stat man series so much. It’s a magnificent game.
"He'll always go down in the history books!" He certainly will, Spiff, he certainly will!
Turns out Marwenna was immune to Hugh's advances because she like the video! XD
Finally more crusader kings with spiff anytime you aren't streaming this game 24/7 is to mutch time to what in between 😂
I love all of your videos.
I especially love your CKII videos. They got me to start playing the game and goddamn it's fun.
@The Spiffing Brit I finally did it. After all of your demands. I bought Yorkshire Tea Gold. You have hyped it up to an insane degree after I marathoned your vids lol
As I sit on the early train from Oxford Parkway (that's right, Oxford has a park... A car park) I accidently sat on my phone and your video started playing. The passengers from Wolvercote and Bicester were suprised and possibly a little aroused. Good work Spiff!
+1 for Inbetweeners reference, but -1 for calling it 'archaic', making me feel old.
Perfectly balanced. I salute you Sir Spiff.
"Another fine addition to my collection"
XD Spiff I love your stuff it always makes me laugh
Loyal viewer. Love your stuff. Top notch content. I would love MORE of this game.
RUclips stopped showing you on my recommended list, I really thought I don't have to do this but the fact that I need to use the search bar to look for your videos means only one thing, congratulation you got a new subscriber xd
I love How much more music and special stuff was happening
Just as I finished my cup of tea *BAM* Spiff pops into the video when I least expected it and convinces me to make another cup of tea. How does he do it? That's the power of Yorkshire tea
This is probably the best advertising CK2 could ever have. I would never have heard of this game without Spiff.
ck3 had a pretty good ad campaign it was even on the front page of steam when it came out
When Spiff said "didn't see the lunatic until the last minute" I felt that
"Hey wanna go out this Friday night?"
Me - sorry I'm busy.......*turns on new video from spiffing Brit*
thank you spiffing brit! thanks to you i have discovered the joys of drinking tea. never liked tea that much, until now. i have been drinking tea at least once per day.