What If WW1 Was 1000 Years Early? Crusader Kings 2 100 Stat Man
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- Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024
- Welcome to the RETURN OF THE 100 STAT MAN!!!! That's right he is back with a new wonderful trait! The IMMORTAL!
100 stat man went to see Odin and challenged him! Odin won however sent stat man back to the world of ck2 holy fury as an immortal out of hope that he would never return!
NEWS FLASH HE IS BACK! And better than ever with a new location and new goal in mind! So join us on this British humor-filled montage of funny clips and ck2 memes.
Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
Today I have edited a funny moments montage of my crusader kings 2 holy fury game in which I created a character who simply could not be defeated. Some would say it is a major game-breaking exploit.
The video is rather similar to the incredible 100 strat man in that we effectively are observing a ck2 germanic character go on a rampage of mass sacrifices to Odin for more favor on duels.
Crusader Kings 2 is a wonderful grand-strategy game that tells an epic story of one family across years and generations, through crusades, plagues, schemes and assassinations, as we try - and quite possibly fail - to grow our tiny home into a mighty empire...
If you enjoyed the video please feel free to give it a like and consider subscribing to join the community!
#funny #CK2 #Montage
I love the idea that Spiff's commentary is actually Statman's Internal dialogue throughout this.
"And we've captured a Bishop of Poland! He's.. disfigured.. he's scarred... he's.. attractive? Hmmmm. Ehh.. sacrifice him, because I'm very confused."
The viking bromance between Statman and Rorek is the stuff of legend.
"You killed my concubine!"
"YES"
"... Fine. I'm taking yours then."
*continues to kill his wives and serve his position asutely for years*
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL"
"...."
*causally wins the duel with God powers*
"Goddammit, now you have a black eye.. I don't want you to die, you idiot"
@Rafael Otis OMG REALLY?! This sounds amazing and is probably not a scam at all!!!
"I've accidentally captured your wife and children" Spiff - 2019
Happens to everyone, really.
Yeah
I have a very particular set of skills .
Already made 400k, wow
Hay at least he didn't accidentally kidnap their mother
Yeah leave Rum.... let the alcohol fermentation begin!
Goes great with the tea...
So found this channel last week, if i fail my uni exams im blaming you, because sir, this is quite possibly the best series ever
@@thespiffingbrit i'd agree with you but i aint complaining about the belgian uni system, I'd prefer a scandinavian uni but oh well
same, exams tomorrow, probably shouldn't watch this
@@maximiliantschuchnig154 AMERICAN ASSHOLE REPORTING:
Still on Burger Brea- Uh.... Christmas Break. Start Jan 14. Go to May 14.
Hell yeah.
i am in the exact same case , currently at UCL in belgium where you at ?
molten salt Same here lol
*literally finishes tea*
*cue Spiff admonishing for lack of tea*
HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
*goes to get her sixth cup of tea*
You better be happy now!
I had to go get my tenth cup of black tea so I feel you.
LIAR. YOU DIDNT GET TEA IN THE FIRST PLACE DAVE!
Look at the video length
@@zynstein8059 who's dave
@@landonmorrison9467 Dave is the name Spiffing used in his thing where he says something along the lines of "dont pretend you've got tea when you havent, im looking at you dave"
I am waiting for that heathen Dave to comment... *lurks*
I already have ;)
@@cptmiller132 fuck off dave
Oh, I got my cup of tea
I hate you and love you. I have my notification sound to the ussr anthem so when I was talking to my family you uploaded this video. Hey at least you uploaded
I thought u were dead tho.
I am offended that it isn’t Königrätzer Marsh
Adolf Hitler and USSR anthem..... well then
@@bread_7765 Maybe I still am
@@unknownuser4692 yeah them pummeled me so hard they changed me
"He's... attractive...?"
Well, Spiff... the portraits only show you what the character looks like from the neck up...
so 100k and 100 Stat Man. today is a Spiffing Day!
Also im having tea after lunch. don't worry spiff, just a few quick minutes
now hes at 1 million !
15:56 coincidently the Germanic faith’s hell is also named hel (or helheim) just without the extra l, and is pretty much the opposite of Christianity’s hell seeing as it’s like the coldest place in all the nine realms
In the germanic faith Hel was the ruler of Helheim. Helheim was a dark frozen wasteland for the people who died dishonorablely.
The 9th Layer of Hell is also freezing cold.
@@Kardia_of_Rhodes wasn't that just Dante's Inferno and not the bible or am I mistaken?
@@dennytampubolon3259 the bible isn't super specific other than fire, lake of fire, worms, suffering and complete disconnection from God.
@@acerbicgeoff7821 ok. Thanks for the clear up.
You have quickly become one of my favourite RUclipsrs, between the editing and your personality it's just amazing content. Keep it up dude
5:30 Immortal, undefeatable king of Sweden.
Can't speak "Sandomierz".
Immortal, undefeatable king of Sweden.
Got a headache, camp fever and an infection in less than a month.
The judge: she is only 12 years old
Me: 6:04
@@thespiffingbrit And a jail cell is just a room :D
Not Chico and Pico r/technicallythetruth
@@camdenhill1380 i think the pope hates him cause he is the true catholic leader
xxChaosxx
New area unlocked: Prison
14:52
One eye, angry, died of scurvy?
You turned him into a bonafide pirate, they should be thrilled.
"I've caught you in the midpoint of the video"
*looks at 3 minute mark in this 20 minute video*
Well, Seymour, I've arrived - despite your directions.
*Starts WW1 early*
"We've caused so much chaos the Hungarians started a revolt against themselves"
Beautiful.
"I've gotta be honest, it's sacrificing you or spending 150 gold..." [cue death screams] Spiff - 2019
I always have a flask of tea with me when I watch your videos Spiff, don't worry
"tea"
The only time that allies helped Poland
underrated comment.
Sadly your right
r/FunnyAndSad
"hes a lunatic who visited the gates of hell" That probably made me laugh the msot
12:56 You didn't murder the guy you put him out of his misery
Ahhh... The Reformed Germanic faith. Where you go AFK for 10 minutes and when you come back your vassals have conquered half an empire. Geez...
(Actually true history from one of my playthroughs where I formed the Éire Germanic Empire, went to the shitter, forgot to pause and my vassals (mostly my children) suddenly owned half of Frankia)
that is legendary
#justGermanicthings
"Turns out the threat has gone even higher, we are now at 95%"
Shows threat at 83%
I spat out my tea when i saw that's how Mafia work's
I appreciate that when reading 100 Star Man’s skills/abilities that Patient/Patience is at the end of that long order
My favorite series on RUclips right now. Please make more.
“Get a cup of-“
*add comes on*
Me: “Ha! You didn’t tell me this time!”
4:00 when you did have 4 cups of tea but already drank them all, like a true English gentlemen
Big Dave: “Father can I marry my sister??”
Also Big Dave: “I’m gay”
😂😂
Congratulations on 100K
The Spiffing Brit omg you replied to my comment, life complete only tea from here on.
As a german I’m respecting ships with tea only for you. The rest will be sunk by my U-Boats
Spiff, you are one benevolent person, allowing us all to not only refuel up on tea, but for those who still haven't, well you allow them a second chance! What a chap, what a magnificent bloke! Three cheers and a cup of tea raised in his honor!
I love this Format! Keep going!
finally you uploaded another video about this amazing series.
2019 SPIFFINGBRIT: thank you for 100k subscribers 2020 SPIFFINGBRIT: I underestimated the overwhelming power and influence Yorkshire Tea has on RUclips...
7:56 Arnsbjorn's sacrifice will symbolize the start of the first world war. How peefectly fitting.
'The midpoint of the video...' 3 minutes into 20 minute video - Spiff, 2019.
17:08 Must be an ice cream headache Spiff
I let the hentai I was watching for this and let me tell you it was worth it
I recently discovered this channel, and I've been watching these in succession and I love that it's reached the point that every person in Europe has a family member who has been executed in the mass sacrificing. It's beautiful.
big dave (who is 12 years old) married with his 2 year old sister
llBrain Joker SWEET HOME ALABAMA
They are good faithful children. 100 stat man set the the religion to worship the royal bloodline and keep it "pure".
100k subs!!!Great job man!
"I got you at the midpoint of the video"
Not even a fifth in
These videos really make me wanna play CK2, but it looks like one of those games where you need DLC to have fun, and the DLC is hella expensive... Well, I can always live vicariously through you! XD
this might be one of the best video game series on youtube
100 stat man got them 100k
Happpy 100k love your vids ❤️
Big dave Marrying sister then finds out he's gay
Me:??????????
That 3:43 jump scare lol Xd
"its a close kin marriage so why not" LMAO, subscribed
CONGRATULATIONS ON 100K SPIFF
First time I've paused to go get a tea mid video. Quality as always Spiff.
Actually paused, got up and made a cup of tea.
New subscriber/fan boy. Spiffing.
Into the motherland, the swedish army marched
klarinett ensemble comrades side by side to stop the Scandi charge.
Congrats on 100k
Congrats to 100k btw
well done mate... another gem of a tea leaf.
after your legendary actions, im standing on my knees, repeating "Ave The Spiffing Brit"
A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
You were fourth comment bravo
Well done on 100k subs Spiff you have well earned then
When the classic Spiff time-for-more-tea interlude actually reminds you about your tea. A tip of the cap to you, sir!
I remember why i subscribed to you...100 Stat Man
THE 100 STAT MAN should be a weekly show.
*hears that he needs to have full of cups of while watching the spiffing brit*
*decides to only get baguette*
*waits for him to be called the biggest savage of them all*
Can't wait to see the war!
This is the greatest crusade for the greatest purpose..
*A lovely cup of tea*
This is honest god, the best lets play ever made. *Raises tea cup in approval*
SpiffingBrit: "Takes over Estonia"
Me: "Happy Estonian noises"
4:20 literally got up and brewed a pot of tea
This video is pretty old but god did spiff scare me with that GET YOUR TEA part. Thanks for the reminder.
I'm a simple man. I see new 100 Stat Man video, I like before watching.
I'm watching this just a year later and now he has 1M subs..... "We finally got 100K subs"
RIP Arnbjörn. Your sacrifice was not in vain.
Continue this omg it’s so great
4:20 but i really did get my cup of tea this time , a full bloody teapot
Came for the title... stayed because of the hilarious german in the description... It will take a while until I decipher what it means ^^
you have got me so far i am German and ordered some Yorkshire Tea!
Happy now you Brit?
Biff finds country that has tea :biff it must be mine!
It's funny that you told me to go get tea right after i paused the video to get biscuits xD
100 stat man the emperor of mankind
The feeling when you are watching spiff but realize you don't have any tea at home
Well, damn. At [3:51] that's the same amount subscribers you gained in a week!
Amazing episode! :)
"Umm sacrifice him because I'm confused." This is actually historically accurate for basically any era.
5:35 scarred and disfigured... and also attractive lol maybe he's got awesome personality
I'm not smart enough to play this game but I love watching you do it.
normal citizens: spiff dont open ww1 spiff: oh dont worry. after a second... TO BATTLE
>declares war on the world
>"apparently no one will come to our aid in this time of war :("
Thanks to the power of Yorkshire Tea Gold I was able to detect and expect spiff in the middle of the video
Stat man: Rum im coming for you in the next episode.
That's a hell of an amount of exponential growth. I think the spiffing brit might be 100 stat man.
Slough has prospered...
100 stat man had to sacrifice for this view
Have you already gone for the legend of the wolf warriors' event chain? if you hold a legendary gathering (A decition that can be done once every 100 years) that acts as a regular feast, but unlocks the legend bar in the wolf warriors' society, doing missions and certain events will fill the bar, when its full you will get an event that allows you to go into an adventure into another realm and fight a series of increasingly difficult duels, if you win them all you gain a legendary bloodline, not that it will make a big difference right now, but it's always funny to stack them, you can do it at the same time as you invade Rum
i didnt want sub, but damn these birds with arms, you got me there.
Hi my name is Dave and I'm a teaholic and i just want to say I had plenty of tea for this video!
Thank you Kanye, very cool!
You got third comment
I ALWAYS have a full bottle of tea beside me
If Rum did implode on itself Spiffing could of asked, "Where's the Rum gone?."
I bought tea especially for the purpose of these videos and feeling full of moxie