When Becoming God Creates MEGA FRANCE - CK2 100 Stat Man is broken
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- Have ever wondered if there was such a thing as too much power. And that you have created a character in a video game which has the ability to become god and play god with relative ease! Well today we will be becoming god in crusader kings 2 by creating 100 stat man the immortal god king! And of course our hero and overpowered god of the series has the be Reanu Keeves himself the legend from skyrim with overpowered forks creating perfectly balanced games with no exploits! Anyway sit back relax and enjoy The Spiffing Brit as he brings back 100 Stat Man and that fantastic CK2 Holy Fury DLC!
Today we look at the adventures of ck2 100 stat man as he accidentally assists in the creation of MEGA FRANCE. The greatest country the world has thrown his direction.
This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
So sit back relax and enjoy this Crusader Kings 2 Game Break!
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Title: When Becoming God Creates MEGA FRANCE - CK2 100 Stat Man is broken
Last CK2 Title: Skyrim With 100 Mods Is Broken Challenge - Can you beat skyrim with only Reanu Keeves
#funny #montage #CK2
when you cut that guys leg off in a duel and seduced him with a diseased hooker i laughed so much.
Itachi Tech Talk 69 likes
I always suspected that you have had an exceedingly dark sense of humor Itachi.
@@goofygoober779 im a perv like jiraiya.
What Spiff did was worse than what you did to Sasuke, you magnificent bastard!
@@OblivionOtaku He might have murder his entire family plus extended family and relatives in front of Sasuke's eyes, bullied and physically as well as psychologically abused him on every occasion since the Uchiha uprising incident, mocked him by literally just sitting on a stone throne and makin him fight illusions for an extensive amount of time and effectively laughing his ass off at watching Sasuke think he can out Gen-Jutsu him, tanking his until that point strongest jutsu, flexing on him by obliterating the evil super villain snake dude that trained him to be this strong in the first place in a matter of seconds who burst out of his neck like a xenomorph and ultimately giving him the biggest prank a brother has ever pulled on a sibling by saying "JK lol I'm not evil, k thx bye!" giving him the ultimate guilt trip, WHILST being severely CRIPPLED by a recent fight, damn near BLIND and actually fucking dying of CANCER, but yeh at least he never send a hooker with the crabs after him.
"It was just a minor war crime!"
It was indeed a war crime committed against a minor. Story checks out.
The last Catholic in Jorvik: *Leaves bedroom on his 4th birthday*
The 15 adults waiting outside with knifes drawn: Allow us to introduce ourselves
He would receive more mercy if just Loki himself wanted to kill him. Poor lad
in the end he was smothered by a maid in his sleep. F
@@Sublimeoo not even by her legs big Rip
Catholics aren't Christians spiff.... they can stay over that way munching on his flesh in private thanks very muchness
@@TheEsdaniel the pillow is just the official version
"Dad?"
"Yes?"
"You know how you name my brothers Ragnarr BoneCrusher 3000 and Big Dave?"
"Yes?"
"Why am I called Mega Chad?"
whatish thishshiz “You see my son I know you will be better than the other two”
Your wife is amazing at messing with Rome.
DON'T KILL HER!
That's probably how Francia came to be lol
@@thespiffingbrit At least let her destroy Rome first!
@@thespiffingbrit Let her replace everyone else first... then she might be a challenge... or she sorts herself out at old age.
She's the only woman capable of bearing you sons, she must be saved!
@@firedrake110 wait... If she's been down there sabotaging Rome...
And he's been up fighting for control of the other side of the continent...
And she's been having "his" kids...
Apparently, there's another stat at 100.
When the Englishman says "I'll show you a real warcrime", RUN.
I mean.. you're not wrong.
yeah it includes a good cup of tea
I love tea 💖
>Dorbrandr "the chaste" of Lothain
>has a wife
>has three "concubines"
>doesn't want the "concubines" back
There is some absolutely hilarious sitcom stuff going down here, I just know it.
You know, Holy Roman Empire is quite less impressive than MEGA FRANCE.
The lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep.
@@HornadyMatt winter is coming guys. Brace yourselves
@@ottovonbasedmark but don't let this end like season 8 :/
@@SaintVakos Jesus, i hope not
'Let' s commit a war crime ' spiff, 2019
Spiff: Lets go commit a warcrime
Me: Turns too my friend “Dont you just love it when people commit war crimes
*THE UN WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
Russian Spy They’d have soldiers standing next to young Christopher and ignore it while he oversaw the next ‘Rape of Nanking.’
turns too my friend....don't you love it when people make them selves look like idiots
Hmmm, yes, well,
War crimes and tea go best together, the British are masters of both after all.
😈😈😈😈
@@russianspy5307 why so they can help?
Drowning in a Vat of tea sound more like a reward.
Careful not to use Yorkshire Gold.
He might just ascend to a level near Reanu.
That's a superhero backstory if ever I've heard one
A Brit preparing to invade France??? By the Queen, this is unheard of! Just think: All of France, a sacrifice to Odin....
114 year long war.
talking of warcrimes..... WE HAVE BEEN AT PEACE FOR TO LONG
" I love the way how these mass sacrifice things work. It's great! " - The Spiffing Brit
Spiff and the endless crusade against catholicism..
You bring a tear to my eye.
Is it official? 100 stat man is Reanu Keeves now? None better to oppose Godd Toward.
it just works it just works, little lies, stunning shows, people buy, money flows, it just works
@@cavareenvius7886 better story than a Shakespeare play
No, they are 2 seperate entities. While 100 stat man's power comes from born skill (and his combat skill is over 200 I think), Reanu Keeves power is generally limited to his ever expanding presence. Since Reanu Keeve only just managed to expand in CK2, hes quite limited in his raw power.
@@nannerdunlocke1231 He finally broke that containment prison called Skyrim.
"If you wanna see a real war crime, I'll show you a real war crime."
I half expected you to cut to a Valefisk video XD
>Sees Charlemagne amassing power
>"Wow, I think I'd like ALL of that guy's land!"
Charlemagne would have been dead by then. Francia was almost as big as Charlemagne's empire, but it didn't own Germany unlike Charlemagne's realm.
In classic British fashion, almost all Scottish counties, towns and villages shall be mispronounced.
@Lee Morris Isn't it kinda the same?
British refers to any inhabitant of Britain, so the scottish, welsh, and english
Shal be burnt to the ground you mean.
Oh no, my tea ran out!
Time to make a crusade to my local tea suppy and just ... .. claim everything!
That's the spirit
Time to colonize, and claim the tea deposits!
@@durandol there's a CK2 DLC for that
NO TEA?`
PREPARED INVASION ON THE GROCERY STORE
>Francia takes over Italy
Reanu Keeves: *"Finally, a worthy opponent!"*
*"Our battle will be legendary!"*
I really enjoy watching you play CK2 for some reason. I have never even played this game. This is the first video i have ever liked as i want MOAR.
"A fine addition to my collection." says Spiff and General Grievous. Wow...
Spiff isnone of the best youtubers ever. Even back in the day when he had less than 5k subs he made high quality content.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but...
What happened to torture time?
I agree with you
Idc because of all the silly _"don't quote me on that"_ moments
I actually started laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes when Sir Spiff reacted to what the game dug up on Prince-Bishop. It was so perfect.
The return of Big Dave! Hopefully, he lives a better life this time around...
I love that you brought these back, this was my favorite thing to watch on RUclips
Yo Spiff, the P looking letter is pronounced like a "Th"
Also thanks for the vid, just the thing I needed to make me forget my terrible cold
Thorn needs to make a serious comeback
Can't spell thor without a thorn
I was thinking of that..
It's actually quite soothing to watch this cake walk after playing the game without cheating. This game is god damn nails my dude.
"its the kingdom of France, except its MEGA FRANCE!" 'ded" lmao
What does it say about this game that plotting to kill kids always gets over 500 plot power? Seriously... I once got a Plot Power of almost 2000 trying to get rid of a two-year-old Count with the Imbecile trait.
This game brings out the Chaotic Evil in everyone, and it is glorious.
(If anyone is curious, two-year-old imbecile boy went down really, really quickly... literally, because his own spymaster tossed him out of a tower.)
Sounds remarkably close to GoT
@@RuslanLagashkin More like real life. For example just look at which ever political side you want and everyone almost unanimously shrugs and says yeah fuck the opposite peoples representative. If real life had plot powers I'd hate to see the numbers lmfao.
Well, that is absolutely smashing, and terribly hilarious!
I could watch these videos on Crusader Kings 2 for years and still not get bored.
This is the only series on YT that makes me loose m breath laughing, keep them coming.
As a Scottish man, the only war crime I seen committed here is the pronunciation of our great land names. Jedburgh particularly hit close to the heart.
Is this product revolutionary-free, I am really interested.
We need a red coat discount for tea 🍵
@@thespiffingbrit but I do still fancy a tax. ;)
Yeah basically. Sometimes a couple thousand peasants will try and kill you but if you've got a well-established military you should be fine. Big thing you have to worry about is keeping all the nobles and landholders of the realm happy. They also have armies.
@@brodyselby8406 I was talking about T H I C C France
@@stept4601 Oh oh I see
The Crusader King videos are by far the most entertaining of all your series. It's like i'm watching Game of Thrones, but well written
Who would win?
The Entire Kingdom of France
Or
Reanu Keeves the Fearless?
this is a comment to fool YT algos -> best video ever, fun, games, best game, top player, best channel
"break most of his legs" made me laugh for several minutes. damn you, spiff, you maginficent bastard
It’s a shame these vids aren’t as popular as they are absolutely hilarious. Her Majesty requests more old chap!
Can you bring tea back to rim world? Love you and the queen
Sound the horns! The great 100 Stat Man rides again!
As a fellow brit, i tip my hat to you. Keep up the great work
This series must continue! I absolutely love this absurd world you've created.
You sabotaged Italy so badly that FRANCE of all places have completely conquered them
"Boneless KFC bucket"
*Cue several Valkyries trying to stop Ivar leaving Valhalla to kick a British man's butt*
Just had my yorkshire tea arrive today. Enjoying a nice cup of it right now. Cheers mate.
RUclips might not like these videos, but i just subscribed because of it. It was amazing to watch, keep them coming!
i've never played this game, and i don't intend to. However, your commentary had me busting a gut. Thank you for the laughs. :)
These vids are what made me subscribe. They are quite marvelous indeed.
The 100 stat man series are just the best, thank you for the great content!
Keep it up spiff! Love the videos!
Ahhhh I can already feel the tea brewing.
I don't have Yorkshire though, I hope Twinings will suffice
Twinings is life, Twinings is love
I have honestly never heard of this game before until i watched your first one of 100stat man and i loved it and this game with your commentary! So damn funny.
These last 2 episodes with Reanu Keeves have been amazing! Keep it up!
Scandalous! How can 100 stat man in CK2 not perform well? It's the most glorious of content!
Love to watch your vids with a good cup of yorkshire tea
I watch with Boston tea.
These is by far the best of your videos
Good Lord, I love this series so much. These effects, these plots in the game.
You would definitelly handle medieval times as a king or some highly placed duke, I'm pretty sure of that.
There's only one fault - my tea is finished.
Good thing i had my tea ready for Reeanu Keeves
Warrior lodges are (not) perfectly balanced. Want to know why?
Inspire Warriors refills your entire levy. Including your galleys. And you know what else? You can keep raising galleys even if you already raised all your fleet.
Just inspire warrior, raise fleet and wa-bam! Instant endless fleet!
16:30 The Spiffing Brit invades my country. me screaming "Bring perfect balance to al things!!!" and wisper "as all things should be"
I was waiting for the next part so much. 100 Stat Man is awesome!
[does normal breaks]
"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!"
[Brings back ''''immortal'''' 100SM]
[manages to die more than none]
With each video I become more and more grateful that Spiff is not in charge of anything real.
I’ve heard Reanu Keeves and Hod Toward so much that I now call them that as if it’s normal.
I've been thinking about CK2's 100 stat man for a month, and you bring this back?
I wish to donate all the tea in my possession.
Love the work! Keep making this awsome stuff!
Perhaps Great King Reanu Keeves should hold a Great Blot with some RUclips executives in order to demonstrate the magnificence of 100 Stat Man...
Immortal = Never Age
Invincible = Can’t be hurt
Invulnerable = No vulnerabilities
Canon Reanu is invulnerable CK2 is inaccurate.
Gaben_The_Creator immortal=never DIE of old age, there are several examples of fictional characters being immortal... without eternal youth (or unaging).
Immortal means you cannot die. Period. It is misused in a lot of media.
Immortal means never dying period
The crusader kings vids is what made me fall in love with this tea drinking imperial
A Spiff video while I'm preparing the tea? Oh my, I have been blessed.
How ironic.
0:50 - 0:55 Henry VIII: _"First time, peasant king?"_
I loose it every time you name the kids
Mustache so sharp that you can take someone's eye with it.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Spiff: _M e g a F r a n c e_
I love all your videos but it is hard drinking a cup of tea for each video I watch because I go through a box of tea in week.
Thanx for the sacrifices, glory for your battles!
Big Dave: he's gonna be big. He's gonna be Dave.
Mega Chad>Big Dave
Odin will grant you godhood in no time with this amounts of sacrifices.
As a swede I love watching the series of 100 statman also I always drink at least two cups of tea to your videos =)
These are my favorite of your videos. Crusader Kings is great for your style
Yaaaaaaaaaaas
Please we need more of Reanu Keeves
Glad to see this got over 15k likes, can't wait to see more!!!
When a 100stat man episode releases...Good times ahead.
You are too mercifull. Your enemy could have taste tea with his last breath.
"When war happens, fantastic things happen", goldmine of quotes.
You simply HAVE to name a male heir 'Prince Charming'... 😉
I would like to see more 100 stat man. I've watched all of them an I really enjoy the series. I hope to see more in the future.
I may, or, may not have lol’d hard enough to have tea shoot out my nose.
“Please don’t quote me on that...”
I was eating in the northen colonies when the smell of tea and imperialism mixed with the smell of maple sirop, beavers and francophony while i was watching... that's the "Spiff" effect!
Opening the video, already thumbs up! 2 seconds in to it
The Lindisfarne guy's moustache looks like horns, I think the secret you needed to uncover is that one of his PARENTS was actually a goat.
Spiff, you should have hit France early before they swallowed Italy. They have Pasta and Meatballs on their side now, you're outmatched. Even Reanu Keeves can't resist a fantastic pasta dish.
7:10 The letter Þ is called "thorn", and phonetically it's the equivalent of "th". So the guy's name is Thorbrandr (with a silent r at the end), which makes a lot more sense than Porbrandr.
Interestingly, the letter "thorn" eventually morphed to become indistinguishable from the letter "Y", which causes some confusion when the word "the" is spelt as "Ye", as in "Ye Olde Book Shoppe", which basically means "The Old Book Shop" but people don't realize the "Y" is actually a thorn instead of the vowel "y".
Spiff”The child is gone crab rave time”
my favorite series so far. all hail reano keeves.
The history of that world would be so halerius, one man, everyone loves him no mater what, un killer of children, but that part doesn't matter.... For odan's sake
I’d like to see super overpowered high jinx in other games, maybe not just stat focused RPG games. But just anything where you can become incredibly powerful.
loses a leg in battle...."Tis only a flesh wound!"