The most funny thing is for me that this whole story of a Horse getting Immortal after drinking the Blood of his Master, an Immortal God King, almost sounds like a real nordic legend, because it gets also that weird
I mean, it makes more sense than Loki shapeshifting into a female horse and getting it on with the horse of a giant, creating the Immortal Sleipnir, mount of Odin.
My insane ruler (who was also the son of the devil) made his horse his chancellor. 0 diplomacy chancellor, FML. I was curious about what sort of crazy stuff would happen if I let it remain chancellor but I didn't feel like throwing the campaign to find out lol
When you cheat in single player you are eather checking how goofy the game can get or you want to skip content to reach end game, just so you can cheat that. Spiff is a hero god and is in the first half.
Shakespeare's play about Richard III (whoever exactly that is in this universe) is going to be rather different if its "A horse. A horse! My Kingdom to the horse!"
@@abyssstrider2547 Gliterhoof has his fertility stats so low that even if you managed to seduce gliterhoof you wouldn't be able to have horse heirs. I think the loophole that resolves around making Gliterhoof a religious titleholder to have him spawn horse characters without the fertility penalty is still in the game so if you want to spread the horse "culture" across the world and become a horse yourself you technically can.
You're... so right about this, it scares me. Headcannon, Glitterhoof is a distant relative of Princess Luna. He is an emissary of the moon god (little do the human heretics know it is in fact a the moon god is a Mare!)
@@lunarshadows7917 Reanu Keeves and glitterhoof are immortal. Their reign will rule until humanity travels the stars. I feel a glitterhoof stellaris campaign knocking on the door
Oh my, it would seem that the once ordinary horse Glitterhoof has now become the god ambassador of the moon king! That seems perfectly balanced indeed.
For those who might interest, invasion in ck2 is one of the most overpowered casus belli, but i have to say that was not used very well here. When declared, it gives you the possibility to take entire realms, as Spiffing just took the papal states, but its not necessary to siege all holdings in all provinces (counties) of said realm in order to take them. Once you have 100% war score, you can make peace and enforce your demands, taking the realm you declared invasion upon, PLUS all the counties that you have under siege. In this case particularly, Spiff didn't have to keep sieging all that other holdings since he was going to get them anyway when enforcing demands. But if he wanted to take the entirity of France, them it would be necessary to siege ONLY the top level holding in the counties held by the Empire of France. I'm only commenting this because I see a lot of people not using this CB properly. But anyway just give Glitterhoof the papal states and everything is going to be fine ;)
I don't think I have ever seen anything as GLORIOUS as Immortal Glitterhoof (aside, perhaps, from Reanu Keeves himself). Thank you, Spiff, for this wonderful gift... and yes, please do make him a 100 Stat Horse. Also, when you're entering the console commands or modding the save file, be sure to get rid of that Horse trait; it keeps Glitterhoof from making babbyes with that concubine you gave him.
Pretty sure I saw a long greentext about someone basically eliminating the Human race and replacing them with horses in this game, using Glitterhoof as a starting point.
Spiff: "Oh my word, can we make 100 stat stead?" Me: Absolutely! The names "Glitterhoof" and "Reanu Keeves" shall forever be written down in the history books and I am one to see the origin! Love your content Spiff, Yorkshire Gold for life!
I still remember when I was trying to take over the Muslim realm from Makuria and somewhere half the way it turned out, that my third daughter is a bear. That event chain was awesome. First I thought she was pregnant and it was a special chain for her being what people in that day and age would consider a bitch. After it was revealed she was a bear I just could not play anymore for a while. At that point I was convinced the game had shown me all I need to see.
Glitterhoof's glory was so overwhelming that I discarded all the coffee in my house, then in his name went on a rampage to destroy all the coffee in the grocer.
"Who wast Thou, O Caesar, that Thou knewest God in an horse? For lo! we beheld the White Horse of the Saxon engraven upon the earth; and we beheld the Horses of the Sea that flame about the old grey land, and the foam from their nostrils enlightens us!" -Aleister Crowley
when ive seen the horse given a concubine i couldnt stay on my chair laughing HAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE keep this horse legend up, i am so happy i kept watching up to this point :D
I will remember this day. For on this day the constant advertising finally worked, and I'm not watching a Spiffing episode drinking any tea. No Today my cup is filled, with Yorkshire Gold tea.
Spiffing Brit: Sadly we are not sponsored by Yorkshire Tea *Plot twist Spiffing Brit IS THE OWNER of Yorkshire Tea THUS ALL THESE LOVE FOR THE TEA HAS BEEN A COMMERCIAL ALL ALONG!! *Mind Blown Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Good new Spiff! I have procured through the wonderful trade company Amazon, a box of Yorkshire Gold with a massive amount of 160 tea bags! (I hope the Queen is happy with me) The only problem however is that due to watching your videos, all of my tea brewing knowledge has been replaced with fantastic exploits. Could you possibly make a video on how to properly brew the perfect cup of tea in the proper British way? Hmm yes, that would be perfect Mr. Spiff
Why not do it the way we do down here in the American South. Boil it on the stove, let it steep. Then pour it into a 2 gallon pitcher. Add sugar. And then ice it down. Proper good way to enjoy tea. Much better than the British way of doing it. I mean we did fight a war with them over tea and such, don't ya know.
Oh yea, I remember that from history, when the immortal King Reanu Keeves and his glorigously powerful immortal talking horse Glitterhoof conquered most of Europe and took control of the catholic church all whilst sacrificing masses in the name of Odin. Good times.
Yes, The legendary Steed Glitterhoof. He so powerful that he fires beams from his eyes and farts electrical storms at his foes. No rainbows for this horse.
With how enthusiastic you was about the 100 Stat Steed Glitterhoof I feel that no matter what anyone says you will do it anyway, which I completely agree with! Long live Glitterhoof
Best series ever!! This is the UK's redemption after the terrible Doctor Who series that came from her majesty's island. Spiff you are the hero we needed.
I pulled up the video, but then alas! I forgot my cup of tea at my desk in the basement. So of course I rushed down, grabbed it, put it on my table, filled it with a nice orange cream herbal tea, and am now relaxing watching some perfectly balanced gameplay.
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THE ONE-HUNDRED STAT STEED MUST COME INTO BEING
Yes just yes
Hail King Kirin!
A god needs a godly mount, Glitterhoof is love, Glitterhoof is life
Spiff needs to mod in Horse marriage and make Glitterhoof Reanu Keeves's son in law!
ALL HAIL GLITTERHOOF
Glitterhoof is absolutely a children of the gods, you must appoint him as pope.
Yes, then the Moon God will also be pleased. >:3
Tea goooooood
Want to upvote... but 666
100 stat horse HYPE
Nice grammar.
"Are we going to create 100 Stat Horse?"
*YES*
Lyras Otaku yes I want the 100 Stat Horse.
I want Pope glitterhoof
The most funny thing is for me that this whole story of a Horse getting Immortal after drinking the Blood of his Master, an Immortal God King, almost sounds like a real nordic legend, because it gets also that weird
I mean, it makes more sense than Loki shapeshifting into a female horse and getting it on with the horse of a giant, creating the Immortal Sleipnir, mount of Odin.
This episode on "the kinks of Loki"
Spiff: do you want Glitterhoof to be just a regular horse?
Everyone: neigh
Sunderzilla, neigh neigh and thrice neigh!
100 stat steed plz
100 Horse Glittering Stats yes pleeeeease
basically laughing my head off during this part of the video, just have horse as chancellor but then make him immortal wtf? WTF?! this game omg
I want it to be the Pope
"I didn't realize France was actually this hated."
LOL
Best joke in the whole episode
I was looking for this comment the moment I heard him say that. xD
"Do it."
-Emperor Rianu Keeves
Imagine not being able to spell the biggest star in the worlds name right
Keanu Reeves = Reanu Keeves
How dare i not write a fake name properly at midnight tipsy from tatratea... Shame on me....
Interesting, the moment you go insane you start talking to a horse... Must be unrelated.
LOL
My insane ruler (who was also the son of the devil) made his horse his chancellor. 0 diplomacy chancellor, FML. I was curious about what sort of crazy stuff would happen if I let it remain chancellor but I didn't feel like throwing the campaign to find out lol
People: "why do people cheat in games it cant be fun"
Spiffing brit:
Well theres this fun cheating and then theres the annoying competitive/public multiplayer cheaters which we all wish weren't a thing
When you cheat in single player you are eather checking how goofy the game can get or you want to skip content to reach end game, just so you can cheat that.
Spiff is a hero god and is in the first half.
Alex
Spiffing: hold my tea
@@sunkiller5682 tbh its pretty boring to cheat in ck2 after a few times
its like u play age of empires on easy
After enough hours in CK2 you use cheats to fix the AI's shitty borders or to set up a custom start in-game and hardly anything else.
Make the horse your heir.
It no longer is "My kingdom for a horse!", it is "My kingdom TO the horse"
Beautiful and wise
I love this comment so much.
My kingdom for a horse. So here you go, horse, it's all yours.
Shakespeare's play about Richard III (whoever exactly that is in this universe) is going to be rather different if its "A horse. A horse! My Kingdom to the horse!"
ah yes, Glitterhoof. A perfect name for a mount of a Living God, Stat Man
I once got a notification in the game that Glitterhoof is interested in me and that I could make a move on glitterhoof. So I naturally did it!
Unfortunately nothing special happened
IM A STAT MAN
@@abyssstrider2547 Gliterhoof has his fertility stats so low that even if you managed to seduce gliterhoof you wouldn't be able to have horse heirs. I think the loophole that resolves around making Gliterhoof a religious titleholder to have him spawn horse characters without the fertility penalty is still in the game so if you want to spread the horse "culture" across the world and become a horse yourself you technically can.
No horse md is the better name
For the fact that the game even allowed you to make a horse into a god, yes give it all 100 stats
Not the strangest My Little Pony fan fiction I've ever read.
You're... so right about this, it scares me.
Headcannon, Glitterhoof is a distant relative of Princess Luna. He is an emissary of the moon god (little do the human heretics know it is in fact a the moon god is a Mare!)
well, once my character was insane and homossexual...so Glitterhoof was hanging around the council this time and you know....stuff happened
@@Snowfireblues All hale Princess Luna 'w'
Reanu Keeves will ride his immortal moon horse into galactic civlizations or starsector to take over the galaxy. Taking along the horses harem
@@lunarshadows7917 Reanu Keeves and glitterhoof are immortal. Their reign will rule until humanity travels the stars. I feel a glitterhoof stellaris campaign knocking on the door
Oh my, it would seem that the once ordinary horse Glitterhoof has now become the god ambassador of the moon king! That seems perfectly balanced indeed.
I wonder if Glitterhoof can marry one of the Keeve's daughters.
Why the daughters? The king obviously loves the horse already.
@@Hortifox_the_gardener What better way to secure the horse's favor than marrying a daughter to it? Make it one of the family.
@@gear302 how about the king marries the horse he means
@@durrrhurrrderpderpderp9932 Buuuuuut ... Why not both?
@@AllGlitchdOut hmm yes yes indubidabely
I think it is officially time for Glitterhoof to overthrow Reanu Keeves and become the One True King.
How can you be a God Horse and not be a King?
All hail glitterhoof king of mars, the moon, francia and England. We are truly unworthy of his majesty. Long live the true king.
"lets give this horse some concubines"
I don't like where this is going
I think that's actually just Loki in disguise.
i on the other hand very much like where this is going 👌
Tfw loki gave birth to a fucking super horse
I have found my people
Well, it's an immortal, white-eyed lightning-powered god-horse. Might as well give him concubines
Animal Husbandry.
If he marries off one of his daughters to glitterhoof can he get centaur grandchildren ?
stop zeus, just stop
Morals forbid this but morals are for the weak
Depends, do you want a normal centaur, or a reverse centaur?
Horse head and neck, human legs and waist
@@wickederebus Um Bojack Horseman obvs
@@powerthunfischdesdonners3086 to be fair that was Poseidon's fault not Zeus for once.
For those who might interest, invasion in ck2 is one of the most overpowered casus belli, but i have to say that was not used very well here. When declared, it gives you the possibility to take entire realms, as Spiffing just took the papal states, but its not necessary to siege all holdings in all provinces (counties) of said realm in order to take them. Once you have 100% war score, you can make peace and enforce your demands, taking the realm you declared invasion upon, PLUS all the counties that you have under siege. In this case particularly, Spiff didn't have to keep sieging all that other holdings since he was going to get them anyway when enforcing demands. But if he wanted to take the entirity of France, them it would be necessary to siege ONLY the top level holding in the counties held by the Empire of France.
I'm only commenting this because I see a lot of people not using this CB properly. But anyway just give Glitterhoof the papal states and everything is going to be fine ;)
Thank you I was so confused why he thought he needed to capture the entirety of the Papal States figured it was just for the video
26:20
"I've accidentally sacrificed your best IP to the gods"
When I saw the horse change to a Raiden, I laughed so hard, so quickly, I felt and heard air coming out my ears.....
100-Stat-Steed... it is a GO!
For further and absolutely unnecessary elaboration, Raiden means 'thunder god' in japanese
If they just included the hat.
I don't think I have ever seen anything as GLORIOUS as Immortal Glitterhoof (aside, perhaps, from Reanu Keeves himself). Thank you, Spiff, for this wonderful gift... and yes, please do make him a 100 Stat Horse. Also, when you're entering the console commands or modding the save file, be sure to get rid of that Horse trait; it keeps Glitterhoof from making babbyes with that concubine you gave him.
I feel insulted, how would anyone would NOT want to see God horse?! Long Live Reano Steed!
Reano steed!!! that's fucking excellent!!
LONG LIVE REANO STEED
MOAR LIKES!!!!
For Reano Steed.
All hail 100 stat steed. Lord and emporor of the moon and mars.
Pretty sure I saw a long greentext about someone basically eliminating the Human race and replacing them with horses in this game, using Glitterhoof as a starting point.
"Developing a bit of the crab rave"
This destroyed me
ONE-HUNDRED STAT STEED a worthy husband to the princess butstallion
Lunatic Keeves and his God Horse needs to be a Netflix original.
They'll just fail to capture the true beauty of it all.
Viking goes Dothraki?
They'd ruin it.
You k ow netflix will make it suck and political
I absolutely want to see the 100 stat horse series. I am extremely excited for that.
Spiff: "Oh my word, can we make 100 stat stead?"
Me: Absolutely!
The names "Glitterhoof" and "Reanu Keeves" shall forever be written down in the history books and I am one to see the origin!
Love your content Spiff, Yorkshire Gold for life!
Hundreds of years later, Glitterhoof inspired Bethesda to create the horse armor DLC.
Good job Glitterhoof.
I think being sent to be a concubine of Glitterhoof would be considered one of the more gruesome executions in the game.
Or an honor! Hail Glitterhoof, the Majestic Horse of our God King Reaune
We now have Centaurs in the army
definitely an honor.
Reanue Keaves is my favourite reappearing character!
@@thespiffingbrit ah,the issue with op characters,they gain a mind of their own.
My favourite reoccurring character is stat man but then he vanished as suddenly as he came
@@m.d.9277 His powers grew to the point he became Reanue Keeves.
@@noldocelu3326 to suggest reeanu keeves is even close to stat man is the vilest heresy
@@thespiffingbrit spiff, I regret to inform you that reanu keeves has stolen my tea and is wreaking havoc with the 3 egyptian god cards
Yes i need this, everyone needs 100 stat horse, this game is amazing
There is no reason why 100 stat man didn't ride to battle on a 100 stat horse
This is almost 2 years old but I want a god horse game
Im crying SO HARD because of the Immortal steed
Like i cried of laughter
No joke i was dead
And same i too want a Game about the god of all horsekind
100 Stat Steed must exist not doing it is a crime against god the queen and tea
And to think, if Reanu Keeves didn't get the measles, no one would know the name Glitterhoof. XD
They will write of it in the annals
All praise Glitterhoof the Horse God of Lightning.
And moon king
Glory to Glitterhoof
norse
100 stat steed for the Papacy! Make him the pope!
I am so so so glad you took my obviously divine advice to conquer Rome.
I still remember when I was trying to take over the Muslim realm from Makuria and somewhere half the way it turned out, that my third daughter is a bear. That event chain was awesome. First I thought she was pregnant and it was a special chain for her being what people in that day and age would consider a bitch. After it was revealed she was a bear I just could not play anymore for a while. At that point I was convinced the game had shown me all I need to see.
not op enough? than you did not use enough TEA,
and now i want a 100 stat steed
Why is 100 stat steed ever a question? Of course the moon diplomat deserves to be represented in his entire glory!
I am 100% convinced that you were able to appoint your horse because Reanu Keeves has the lunatic trait
But the horse is immortal now, nobody will be upset about it.
Yep. There's also a bonus event that fires when Glitterhoof is also immortal, so don't get too attached to Glitterhoof.
Even 3 years later it's just awesome. Totally naming my first child Glitterhoof.
Glitterhoof's glory was so overwhelming that I discarded all the coffee in my house, then in his name went on a rampage to destroy all the coffee in the grocer.
The Spiffing Brit : *Releases new CK2 video*
Everyone : *CRAB RAVE THE MEMES ARE HERE*
One Hundred STAT Man deserves an immortal god steed to aid him in his eternal conquest.
100 Stead sounds good make him your heir if you can 🤺
"Come Glitterhoof, let us show them the meaning of 'perfectly balanced'!"
"That is the Most Dukes i have ever killed"
-spiff 2019
r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
@@stevepittman3770 is that an subreddit that exists?
@@defensivekobra3873 Yup, and it's full of hilarious things people have said while playing CK2 taken out of context.
100 Stat Horse ABSOLUTELY needs to become a thing!
100stat steed has to come true! The only horse worthy of carrying reanu keeves!
reanu keeves and reanu steed
Spiff. If Glitterhoof and Reanu Keeves don't come to my bed when I go to bed. Iam going to have drink a lot of tea to cope with this disappointment.
If Glitterhoof can marry into the bloodline and have children, my life will be complete
yes
"Who wast Thou, O Caesar, that Thou knewest God in an horse? For lo! we beheld the White Horse of the Saxon engraven upon the earth; and we beheld the Horses of the Sea that flame about the old grey land, and the foam from their nostrils enlightens us!" -Aleister Crowley
Please make a 100 Stat steed! This is what I must have in my life.
This Equestria at War mod is getting more elaborate by the day.
It's awesome.
LOOK AT MY HORSE
MY HORSE IS A M A Z I N G
Lunacy = A Lunar Gift. Glitterhoof is the moon-god posing as a humble ambassador
"Let's dive right back into this video."
Ad starts instead.
I like this series so much! And now you have an immortal horse! This is all I wanted from this second run and more!
Thank you so much for making this!
I literally cried laughing during this one, all glory to reanu and glitterhoof!
I for one, welcome our new horse overlords.
This is literally my favorite episode of Spiff, ever. 100 Stat Steed is an absolute legend.
when ive seen the horse given a concubine i couldnt stay on my chair laughing HAHAHAHAHAHA
PLEASE keep this horse legend up, i am so happy i kept watching up to this point :D
I will remember this day. For on this day the constant advertising finally worked, and I'm not watching a Spiffing episode drinking any tea. No Today my cup is filled, with Yorkshire Gold tea.
Glitterhoof, the immortal, 100 stat horse, is the ONLY steed worthy of bearing you!
As someone born in the year of the horse, I very much approve of Glitterhoof :)
Hear the song of Reanu Keeves!
Lord of Jorvik, Lord of teas!
Conquering all the land he sees,
Hear the warcry of Reanu Keeves!
Spiffing Brit: Sadly we are not sponsored by Yorkshire Tea
*Plot twist
Spiffing Brit IS THE OWNER of Yorkshire Tea
THUS ALL THESE LOVE FOR THE TEA HAS BEEN A COMMERCIAL ALL ALONG!!
*Mind Blown
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Good new Spiff! I have procured through the wonderful trade company Amazon, a box of Yorkshire Gold with a massive amount of 160 tea bags! (I hope the Queen is happy with me) The only problem however is that due to watching your videos, all of my tea brewing knowledge has been replaced with fantastic exploits. Could you possibly make a video on how to properly brew the perfect cup of tea in the proper British way? Hmm yes, that would be perfect Mr. Spiff
Yorkshire tea website has you covered
M U Yes but I feel like a tutorial from Spiff would be EXTRA British and thus even better.
that would way too many problems and lose him half his English subs over if you add the milk first or after you add the water.
@@markswabey5870 Yea man, both camp of tea brewers thinks their way is more superior.
Why not do it the way we do down here in the American South. Boil it on the stove, let it steep. Then pour it into a 2 gallon pitcher. Add sugar. And then ice it down. Proper good way to enjoy tea. Much better than the British way of doing it. I mean we did fight a war with them over tea and such, don't ya know.
why even ASK us if we want to see the one hundred steed!!!?? bloody OFC mate :D
[Declares war on France]
*Everyone liked that*
Oh yea, I remember that from history, when the immortal King Reanu Keeves and his glorigously powerful immortal talking horse Glitterhoof conquered most of Europe and took control of the catholic church all whilst sacrificing masses in the name of Odin. Good times.
10:46 - 11:13 = I was in tears. That conversion of Glitterhoof. 😂
Yes, The legendary Steed Glitterhoof.
He so powerful that he fires beams from his eyes and farts electrical storms at his foes. No rainbows for this horse.
The immortal horse made me guffaw for the first time in quite some time. That was hilarious.
Glitterhoof, the 100 stat steed is the only horse Reanu needs. He needs the 100 stat Steed.
With how enthusiastic you was about the 100 Stat Steed Glitterhoof I feel that no matter what anyone says you will do it anyway, which I completely agree with! Long live Glitterhoof
This is my horse! My horse is amazing!
PRAISE THE TEA GODS, so happy to see this thanks spiff!
I am sure the queen would love to see 100 stat steed!
Spiff sacrificing luigi is the reason that he isnt present in the new mario kart for mobile.
This is the best rollercoaster of insanity and memes I never knew I needed
Glitterhoof needs to become the 100 stat steed and be incorporated into Reanu Keeves's legend.
100 Stat Steed!
Quit horsin' around and let him take the reins of the world.
Nice.
Seamless double pun that makes perfect contextual sense and also doesn't stick out as being overly forced.
The perfect puns are here.
Not even gonna bother watching the next video, if there isn’t a 100 stat horse 😎
Feed Glitterhoof a steady diet of tea leaves, create a 100 stat horse
gotta love your ck2 vids. this is such a good game, and its a shame that no one of the better paradox youtubers dont play it as much.
Best series ever!! This is the UK's redemption after the terrible Doctor Who series that came from her majesty's island. Spiff you are the hero we needed.
100 Stat Steed, more like 100 Stat Steve!
I'll see myself out
yes make the super horse!! it's time to infuse Glitterhoof with tea!
Edit: spellcheck, fu dyslexia.
100 STAT HORSE AWAAY. this pleases the Queen.
And this episode, Spif re-enacts basically all of history by uniting people who hate France against the French
I pulled up the video, but then alas! I forgot my cup of tea at my desk in the basement. So of course I rushed down, grabbed it, put it on my table, filled it with a nice orange cream herbal tea, and am now relaxing watching some perfectly balanced gameplay.
I know this is super old, but I'm watching it for the first time. I died at the glitterhoof bit. It hurts
Clearly we need to make some sacrifices of finest Yorkshire Gold to the Immortal Moon God Horse.
Horse aside, I'm still laughing my fool head off at "...and had a touch of the crab rave".
I'm back for my annual pilgramage to honor the 100 Stat Steed, Chancellor Glitterhoof and King Reanu Keeves
I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time LOL!!! Thank you! And yes, make 100-stat horse a thing!