SPORE (2008) was a Mistake.

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  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 5 лет назад +8055

    “the fastest LAND hedgehog alive” naturally we cannot forget the incredibly fast aquatic hedgehog.

    • @HeartYgo
      @HeartYgo 5 лет назад +289

      and the AIR hedgehogs

    • @psyekick
      @psyekick 5 лет назад +239

      @@HeartYgo and thats when the fire hedgehogs attacked

    • @TheCharzoful
      @TheCharzoful 5 лет назад +41

      Don't forget about the fastest space hedgehog

    • @makofawkes2543
      @makofawkes2543 5 лет назад +6

      Shadow otaku452 and fire hedgehogs

    • @FiksIIanzO
      @FiksIIanzO 5 лет назад +21

      @Eddie Turbine To be fair, sea urchins _are_ bloody fast. Barely caught a few.

  • @Highonwater3X
    @Highonwater3X 5 лет назад +3854

    "It's just a little noodle really."
    Proceeds to attempt to insert himself into other animals' mouths.

    • @MythOverseer
      @MythOverseer 5 лет назад +59

      Some theroies about spore suggests that EA is a malware intaller which injected an un-detectable malware into your pc, unless it's false

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад +6

      @@thespiffingbrit are you god?

    • @Highonwater3X
      @Highonwater3X 5 лет назад +46

      @@MythOverseer what does that have to do with my comment?
      Plus, if that were actually true, it probably would have caused the downfall of EA

    • @Highonwater3X
      @Highonwater3X 5 лет назад +6

      @@thespiffingbrit As long as you got tea out of it, I see nothing wrong here.

    • @wilhelmrk
      @wilhelmrk 5 лет назад +37

      @@MythOverseer That's not a theory, the original release SPORE apparently contained a copy security mechanism that would scan your pc to make sure that you could only install it on one to three PCs maximum. In the end EA seems to not have used that, but they never fully removed it from the code which is why to this day some anti virus softwares will detect it and warn your PC that it contains a trojan because that is basically what's in the files. Some good old EA tactic to force you to repurchase the game for every PC you use it on.

  • @mm-rj3vo
    @mm-rj3vo 4 года назад +2830

    I want a SUPER expensive, expansive remake, or reboot, or some spiritual sequel, with WAY more options, WAY more design, WAY more physics, WAY more strategy in the city stage... I loved this game so much, I want to see a super badass remake/spiritual sequal.

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 4 года назад +167

      Same! Spore was cool! But not so great in its execution.

    • @Sebastian-oz1lj
      @Sebastian-oz1lj 4 года назад +13

      me too bro

    • @Sebastian-oz1lj
      @Sebastian-oz1lj 4 года назад +71

      i NEED SPORE 2.0

    • @Freakboy484
      @Freakboy484 4 года назад +43

      I spent so many hours in the space stage

    • @expression3639
      @expression3639 4 года назад +68

      Have you seen the early demos? There was supposed to be so much more to it but it got ruined.

  • @brunoglopes
    @brunoglopes 4 года назад +1421

    “Name your planet”
    “Well the green of this creature reminds me of Shrek”
    Ah yes, and here we are living in our beautiful planet, “human”

    • @SomeTomfoolery
      @SomeTomfoolery 4 года назад +196

      It wouldn't be a spore game if you didn't confuse the planet naming screen for a creature naming option.

    • @MisterKazePresents
      @MisterKazePresents 4 года назад +67

      I swear nearly every single youtuber makes that mistake haha

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 3 года назад +18

      It's a better name than dirt.

    • @Cursedbox009
      @Cursedbox009 3 года назад +5

      @@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 or earth

    • @jeanetterios7337
      @jeanetterios7337 3 года назад +3

      @@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 wat bout “birb”

  • @simearsov
    @simearsov 5 лет назад +2197

    This game was ahead of its time

    • @seleuf
      @seleuf 5 лет назад +178

      It was also gutted between concept and release. =( It was supposed to be more evolutionarily accurate and have a Water Stage between Cell and Creature q.q

    • @oOFiBuOo
      @oOFiBuOo 5 лет назад +64

      lol its still ahead of time

    • @Tronnos840
      @Tronnos840 5 лет назад +1

      Lazy Programming Devs.....

    • @viniciusdufloth6015
      @viniciusdufloth6015 5 лет назад +131

      @@Tronnos840 I bet it was impacient and greedy owners or publishers. Most developers want to see their work done as intended and are not lazy at all

    • @truewalter4193
      @truewalter4193 5 лет назад +45

      Most common problem: Greedy publishers who dont understand the concept of art...Art needs time...And its not that Will Wright made crap games: He was the father of "Sim City" and "The Sims". So many games and studios killed by folks like "EA". Its still possible to make great and innovative and addictive games in this time. See indie games like "Undertale": Made by one dude (Toby Fox)....It IS possible and when game publishers would change their attitude and honor the work and creativity of the artists (game devs) the games that would be there, would be amazing...

  • @curious331
    @curious331 5 лет назад +1549

    Game: "Name Your Planet"
    The Spiffing Brit: "Alright lets name this creature Shrok"
    Me: "excuse me?"

    • @blaneboggs5745
      @blaneboggs5745 5 лет назад +6

      We all make mistakes

    • @JohnBlund94
      @JohnBlund94 5 лет назад +13

      Every YT I have ever seen play this game does the same mistake, they can't read it seems like.

    • @johnderat2652
      @johnderat2652 4 года назад +11

      Honestly Shrok isn't that bad a name for a planet.

    • @RequiseBBC
      @RequiseBBC 4 года назад +1

      Honestly when I started up spore I did the same thing,

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 5 лет назад +2205

    I love how 90% of the peoples who played Spore never read what's written and so name their planet thinking they name their species XD

  • @Mister_BIack
    @Mister_BIack 3 года назад +448

    Shrok: *tiny microbiological life form with only a mouth, two eyes and a little tail*
    Spiffy: "RUN FAST!"

    • @krjakozjabrik4475
      @krjakozjabrik4475 2 года назад +3

      He named the planet shrock

    • @Mister_BIack
      @Mister_BIack 2 года назад +2

      @@krjakozjabrik4475
      Mate, he literally called him by his name multiple times throughout his video, I doubt he was calling out to his planet all the time.
      Although that would be funny as heck.

    • @realst1kz
      @realst1kz 2 года назад

      @@Mister_BIack agree

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 года назад

      @@krjakozjabrik4475 Shrok is the creature.

    • @dragonskinner7109
      @dragonskinner7109 2 года назад +1

      @@orangeismyfavoritecolor No he named the planet shrok.

  • @scot2814
    @scot2814 5 лет назад +403

    Spiff, get to the space age and develop the flying teacup!

    • @grishakaleesh4207
      @grishakaleesh4207 5 лет назад +4

      You are a genius. ***standing ovation***
      I would love to see this.

    • @konstantinpolikarpov9944
      @konstantinpolikarpov9944 5 лет назад +12

      The moment spiff reaches tbe center of the galaxy he will creat spifftopia, a lovely empire of brutal colonists which are sustained only by tea imports from the homeworld and fightig against everyone to make the queen proud and bring Yorkshire Gold to all known life.

    • @scot2814
      @scot2814 5 лет назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit One may only dream of something so magnificent

    • @grishakaleesh4207
      @grishakaleesh4207 5 лет назад

      @@thespiffingbrit 😀 LOL ..I love me a good pun. Thanks for making me laugh!

    • @tinnmyskyewalker9264
      @tinnmyskyewalker9264 5 лет назад

      Konstantin Polikarpov or he just buys everyone’s planets

  • @TheWhildOne
    @TheWhildOne 5 лет назад +513

    Spiff in 2019: I absolutely hate spore, and I'm never going to play it again.
    Also spiff in 2019: Welcome back to spore, that's right, we're playing it again.
    Little hard to stay away hm?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 лет назад +20

      It's the same for me. One of these games where I get a total hype after watching some random video or something. And then after playing a few days; i either get bored, or the game glitches out and I'm done with it for another year.

    • @REDREB32
      @REDREB32 5 лет назад +1

      My last sporekiller was a crash when i forgot to save for a few hours. Now i wanna play but the computer is down D;

    • @nicedreams7192
      @nicedreams7192 5 лет назад +7

      @@HappyBeezerStudios How I feel about Skyrim.

    • @gaming-machine4692
      @gaming-machine4692 5 лет назад +5

      Has anyone recreated the "glitch" he was referring to in the beginning of the video? The most recent post about it was 2011

    • @videokedisi1389
      @videokedisi1389 5 лет назад

      Brendan Whild I still play it, I LOVE IT

  • @darklordaranyx2467
    @darklordaranyx2467 5 лет назад +474

    "Gotta go fast."
    -Shrok 2019

    • @rayabuns
      @rayabuns 5 лет назад +3

      eRRoRoiD *Shrok 2: Swamp Boogaloo

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 5 лет назад

      Whoahh!!

  • @jacobrodrig8
    @jacobrodrig8 3 года назад +141

    >can run at max settings because the games is a million years old
    >lowers quality
    This is exactly the kind of content that brings me here

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 Год назад +2

      There's an egg exploit with it

  • @TheGoldMan1866
    @TheGoldMan1866 5 лет назад +306

    The whole cell stage:
    I am speed.

  • @treadmill3889
    @treadmill3889 5 лет назад +691

    "As easy as conquering France."
    -TheSpiffingBrit 2019

    • @REDREB32
      @REDREB32 5 лет назад +8

      3. Panzerdivision just subbed

    • @Sheeshening
      @Sheeshening 5 лет назад +3

      Surrender, a small step for a frenchman, but a huge leap for everybody else

    • @oldnintendolink
      @oldnintendolink 5 лет назад

      @@Sheeshening hey its only step of plan D aahahahahh

    • @Plankensen
      @Plankensen 5 лет назад +2

      Who won the most wars? Not france :p

    • @finnschlag8703
      @finnschlag8703 5 лет назад +1

      And Not Germany

  • @GamesGrand280
    @GamesGrand280 5 лет назад +295

    i love how he doesn't realize that he named his planet shrok

  • @flufflebut8781
    @flufflebut8781 4 года назад +446

    The Shrok getting inside another creature IS a real nature strat.
    That's how we have mitochindria, plants have chloroplasts, etc. etc...

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 4 года назад +8

      @Eris Socratou There are always parasites, though :v

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 года назад +29

      @Eris Socratou mitochondria and chloroplasts were many things but not viruses. They had a cell, so they were alive, as seen with both the individual genetic material and the double (and triple) membranes. They were most likely procariotes, bacteria to be specific (altough they could have been archaea, who knows).

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 года назад +16

      @@stupididiot9336 a parasite has no benefit. Both organelles are EXTREMELY important fpr the cell. So an internal symbiosis is the most accepted theory, in terms of the pre-mitochondria/chloroplast organisms.

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 года назад +2

      @@stupididiot9336 or maybe i understood you statement the wrong way, cuz i saw u were talking about the first comment. Oopsie daisy

    • @aidanraymond2423
      @aidanraymond2423 4 года назад +4

      endosymbiont theory

  • @demon_xd_
    @demon_xd_ 5 лет назад +780

    Spiff: *talks about a parasite strategy*
    Also spiff: *evolves shrok 2 specifically-shaped to be a mouth-entering creature-stealing noodle*
    Spiff yet again: *spends the cell stage with achieving super S🅰️nic speed, and doesn’t hijack a single creature*
    Me: **dissapointed/confused noises**

    • @maverickdarkrath4780
      @maverickdarkrath4780 5 лет назад +30

      Pretty sure he was to entertained by the high speed gameplay to remember the parasite strategy

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 5 лет назад +11

      He said he couldn't get it to work

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 5 лет назад +5

      @@MrNight-dg1ug He could if he had tried for longer.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 5 лет назад +6

      @@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe The original video, which was what he watched, stated that it was a glitch on his side, and that he has never been able to recreate it.

    • @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe
      @YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe 5 лет назад +3

      @@MrNight-dg1ug Ah, I see.

  • @evyxity
    @evyxity 5 лет назад +577

    Hey spiff, here's a tip for creature creation: Turn off symmetry, it only limits the possibilities.

    • @colderdrymatt1581
      @colderdrymatt1581 5 лет назад +12

      How do you i have been wandering

    • @fluzzy4517
      @fluzzy4517 5 лет назад +56

      @@colderdrymatt1581 press "a" while in creature editor

    • @colderdrymatt1581
      @colderdrymatt1581 5 лет назад +3

      @@fluzzy4517 thank you

    • @peelzboyplays6089
      @peelzboyplays6089 5 лет назад +27

      Spiff: "I'm having fun making wacky creatures"
      @Evyxed : "I'm about to ruin this man's creature creation... 👹"

    • @amberfredricks3138
      @amberfredricks3138 5 лет назад

      hahahahhah ...

  • @ObliqueXuba
    @ObliqueXuba 5 лет назад +279

    Game: Name your planet
    Brit: ah yes we got to name our species

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 5 лет назад +8

      And I used to think the Brits were smart.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 5 лет назад +4

      If i recall correctly, years ago when i played the game.
      The name you gave to your start planet, was the name your species would have in the End development.

    • @ObliqueXuba
      @ObliqueXuba 5 лет назад

      @@sam-psonsmith9951 ah thats weird but ok now I understand

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 5 лет назад

      @@sam-psonsmith9951 As far as I remember that isn't true but I have extremely bad memory

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 5 лет назад

      @@alephkasai9384 has been about 10 years since i played the game. so yeah..sure. i might be wrong.
      my memory about that is not very clear.
      i just think to recall that the name i gave my planet was the name the species had later on?
      like calling a human an “earthling“
      again..i could be wrong.

  • @Gab_Olive
    @Gab_Olive 4 года назад +770

    For some reason everyone always think they're naming their creature when they are naming their planet and the confusion is usually palpable

    • @spacemonsterc
      @spacemonsterc 4 года назад +49

      It always pisses me off XD

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 года назад +32

      Ikr. As a hardcore gaymer of Spore back in the day, this pisses me off on a spiritual level.

    • @mrelderscrolls7087
      @mrelderscrolls7087 4 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @bean5157
      @bean5157 4 года назад +34

      @@MrNight-dg1ug Yeah, I only got the game a week ago and people's inability to read pisses me off to the extreme

    • @Pat315
      @Pat315 3 года назад +2

      @@bean5157 shut up

  • @TheBreezus
    @TheBreezus 5 лет назад +394

    You know a game is good when you can play it 10 15 years later and still find something new.

    • @ee7640
      @ee7640 4 года назад +37

      I found that you can throw the stick to taller trees to make the fruit fall

    • @gazymerlelug6958
      @gazymerlelug6958 4 года назад +9

      @@ee7640 huh what

    • @alexbattlechief9155
      @alexbattlechief9155 4 года назад +8

      @@ee7640 *WHAT THE FUCK*

    • @blue3094
      @blue3094 4 года назад +1

      you quite MAKE something new rather than finding

    • @shimi9793
      @shimi9793 4 года назад

      @@ee7640 bruh holy shit

  • @ismokenerfdarts4695
    @ismokenerfdarts4695 5 лет назад +263

    "So we cant call it shrek"
    SHROK
    "So Were gonna have to go for shrok"
    YES

    • @unematrix
      @unematrix 5 лет назад +4

      That's how Starcraft did it.
      The weren't allowed to called their species Zurg, so they named it Zerg... :D

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 лет назад +4

      Now I'm trying to remember where Zurg comes from. Only thing that comes to my mind is that bad guy from Buzz Lightyear.

    • @jackkuni3137
      @jackkuni3137 5 лет назад +3

      He called the planet shrok not the creature

  • @Mr_.G
    @Mr_.G 3 года назад +375

    I wish New Devs would Recreate this game with current gameplay graphics options. It's great and deserves a relaunch.

    • @thesavagegummybear7341
      @thesavagegummybear7341 3 года назад +17

      Ray traced ultra graphics spore sounds beautiful

    • @decthebox1105
      @decthebox1105 2 года назад +15

      it would have micro transaction cause EA

    • @Mr_.G
      @Mr_.G 2 года назад +7

      @@decthebox1105, unless you got hold of a hacked version, in which case there would be NONE 😁. But that would only be an option if Microtransactions were in the game.

    • @justsomeguy898
      @justsomeguy898 2 года назад +12

      end stages could use a bit of work tbh but I'd definitely be interested in a remake

    • @frost3193
      @frost3193 2 года назад +5

      Don't ever hope EA would do shit bro

  • @ladypinetree1820
    @ladypinetree1820 4 года назад +314

    I’ve heard that some people figured out how to put their spore creations into VR Chat for their avatars. Imagine that, but with these monstrosities.

  • @Szczawik324
    @Szczawik324 5 лет назад +62

    Teacher: What are you laughing of?
    Me: Nothing
    My brain: Shronk

    • @gloop3621
      @gloop3621 5 лет назад +1

      Szczawik324 shronks 📈

  • @RRoam
    @RRoam 5 лет назад +1642

    "As easy as conquering France." underrated quote

    • @JH-zs6vh
      @JH-zs6vh 4 года назад +15

      MOBIG Frenchies officially on baguette watch

    • @goolabbolshevish1t651
      @goolabbolshevish1t651 4 года назад +43

      My dad was a gunsmith/FFL dealer.
      Whenever he got surplus ww2 rifles from France he always said like new, never fired and only dropped once.

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf 4 года назад +14

      @@goolabbolshevish1t651 France is wonderful for this.
      Can we just mass produce weapons ? But we don't have that much soldiers ?!
      Well produce them anyway so we can sell the remainings ! But who do we sell it to, only dictators want to buy our weapons?
      Well what are you waiting for, make contracts with the dudes so we can sell more ! But we're ennemies, and we're supposedly the country of human rights and freed--
      I SAID DO IT

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf 4 года назад +6

      Hence the massive stocks, which is why we even sell unused weapons from years ago. We just produce way too much of it while whining about the people who use them. Just French things really.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 года назад +8

      And somehow the Brits never managed to do it, even though they tried, SOO many times.

  • @Chocice75
    @Chocice75 5 лет назад +73

    ->When you use no mods-
    Also, the "turn into cell" glitch involves growing while also getting eaten by an Epic cell.

  • @jojolafrite90
    @jojolafrite90 4 года назад +62

    I love how he teases some technique about entering another creature's mouth to hijack it and it never actually happened... Must not have been that important, not like he was teasing it since the beginning of the video and progressively just forgot and got all "wee, speed! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

  • @sonyblank1487
    @sonyblank1487 5 лет назад +344

    Spore, the only game where the goal is to bring memes to life; quite literally.

  • @Reflox1
    @Reflox1 5 лет назад +418

    I used to play this so much when I was younger. I've always been one of these killjoys that makes """realistic""" creatures and it still hurts me inside looking at your creations.

    • @mack3589
      @mack3589 5 лет назад +1

      I can relate

    • @agrainofsun
      @agrainofsun 5 лет назад +3

      Me too. But I also made dragons.

    • @felevor7145
      @felevor7145 5 лет назад

      I relate

    • @WETTV96
      @WETTV96 5 лет назад +18

      Same. I would create a dinosaur shaped creature and with each evolution I would make their spine slightly more upright and lose its tail

    • @draginater215
      @draginater215 5 лет назад +3

      I can relate, because i made a plain old velociraptor.

  • @rocksinshoe9930
    @rocksinshoe9930 5 лет назад +113

    Spore in 2019...
    someone made his garage into a tealab

  • @GoldenBeans
    @GoldenBeans 4 года назад +52

    12:12 my god you just showed me how to play this game without grinding painfull hours of looking for bones that eventually stop spawning and you're set with what RNG has given you, even though there's still 10% to be unlocked

  • @ommsterlitz1805
    @ommsterlitz1805 5 лет назад +137

    Spore the game where you can actually make a tea selling based galactic empire

  • @hendreeks2585
    @hendreeks2585 5 лет назад +341

    “The human bean” I’m dying

    • @Weigazod
      @Weigazod 5 лет назад +6

      last time i remember. It is my favorite hentai tag.

    • @legendarium1127
      @legendarium1127 5 лет назад +4

      There's a coffee shop near where I live name "The Human Bean".

    • @tastedawaste1367
      @tastedawaste1367 5 лет назад

      @@legendarium1127 Oregon?

    • @legendarium1127
      @legendarium1127 5 лет назад

      @@tastedawaste1367 No, Idaho

    • @lyuris277
      @lyuris277 4 года назад

      i died too there

  • @Occultist_Anonymous
    @Occultist_Anonymous 4 года назад +173

    Spiff: turns the graphics to potato mode
    Also spiff: jokes about the graphics being bad

  • @franknord4826
    @franknord4826 3 года назад +62

    2022 starts tomorrow and I still want more Spore videos.

  • @defensivekobra3873
    @defensivekobra3873 5 лет назад +159

    " *_He is verry big and verry chungus_* "
    -spiffy

  • @ye6942
    @ye6942 5 лет назад +189

    Spore is a perfect game

  • @MLPTechnoColt
    @MLPTechnoColt 5 лет назад +203

    Ah, Spore: the game that portrayed evolution using intelligent design.

    • @Snakerjaker
      @Snakerjaker 4 года назад +34

      I'll be honest... I don't believe that ANYTHING I just witnessed could be described, in ANY way, shape or form, as "intelligent"

    • @cheeseboi588
      @cheeseboi588 4 года назад

      @@welshieranger4697 No, if he was blind he wouldn’t be able to write his comment

    • @Emil-lf3no
      @Emil-lf3no 3 года назад +1

      well they couldn't program a game in which creatures adapt on their own imagine the work

    • @MLPTechnoColt
      @MLPTechnoColt 3 года назад

      @@Emil-lf3no Back then, probably not. Nowadays, it's doable.

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 4 года назад +305

    The hilarious and sad thing about Spore is that, it wasnt Will Wright that wanted the game to become this shitty kid cartoon game. It was an in-house conflict between "Team Cute" lead by another Maxis developer, and "Team Realism" lead by Will Wright.
    Eventually the majority of the devs decided that "Cute" was the better (or rather easier) choice, and Will Wright had to accept the democracy of the dev team, being the nice guy he is (to his own detriment, and that of the game).
    So yeah, thats why it ended up like this. What we saw in the very earliest pre-alpha videos, was Will Wrights actual vision of the game as a science-based realistic evolution sim. What we got in the end, was not Will's fault, it was the fuckwitz at Maxis that went against his vision.

    • @salvefrater2582
      @salvefrater2582 4 года назад +44

      Baleur Actually I do think this version is better/more inclusive than a realistic version

    • @Erendust
      @Erendust 4 года назад +49

      Thank God for that fuckwitz, Spore is horrifying enough like this, I couldn't imagine a realistic version.

    • @kacperszafranski2983
      @kacperszafranski2983 4 года назад +28

      I would love both versions

    • @navarro8785
      @navarro8785 4 года назад +9

      there is a game just like spore called thrive, but this one chose the realistic aproach

    • @soughtinsight5533
      @soughtinsight5533 4 года назад +1

      Notmy Realname says oblivion realizes Morrowind is polygons on polygons

  • @nurudinnuhefendic8951
    @nurudinnuhefendic8951 5 лет назад +1257

    Who is interested in spore in 2019...video get's over million views in a week lol.

    • @giangiangiannino
      @giangiangiannino 5 лет назад +30

      memories I guess. Very good memories

    • @nurudinnuhefendic8951
      @nurudinnuhefendic8951 5 лет назад +3

      @@giangiangiannino Facts.

    • @kukaratza
      @kukaratza 5 лет назад +42

      Everybody is waiting for a new Spore game... For a while now

    • @zuzoscorner
      @zuzoscorner 5 лет назад +1

      Spore is kind of a bust with the fact the Servers are shut down. So no community content what so ever.

    • @calvingavin2437
      @calvingavin2437 4 года назад +10

      @@zuzoscorner false, i just played the game and custom content is still up. You probably confused it with darkspore.

  • @psi_rockin
    @psi_rockin 4 года назад +16

    I absolutely love spore. I still play it to this day, and it makes me so happy seeing others still sharing creatures and making wholesome, funny spore related content.
    This is the first video I've watched from you and I love it!! If you continue making spore videos that would be very cool!

  • @pondrthis1
    @pondrthis1 5 лет назад +45

    "Oh, now this is a powerful being. This is *very* powerful."
    Something about this delivery made me crack up for minutes on end.

  • @specialperson335
    @specialperson335 3 года назад +7

    Spore is actually amazing for when it was released, the space stage has like over a 100 000 unique planets. Love almost everything about the game.

  • @lpseudonyml
    @lpseudonyml 5 лет назад +181

    "Ah, as easy as conquering France..."
    - Abd-ar-Rahman
    *Martel's Breathing Intensifies*

    • @nathanjora7627
      @nathanjora7627 5 лет назад +3

      *Napoleon, Foch, Petain, Louis XIV, St Louis, Vauban, and William the Conqueror would like to join*

    • @ludovicm5585
      @ludovicm5585 5 лет назад +8

      less than a year to conquer England, over a century failing to conquer france.... "as easy as conquering France" is the old version of "as easy as punching Chuck Norris"!

    • @imaginedphantom989
      @imaginedphantom989 5 лет назад +3

      @John Smith Not with that attitude for sure :D

    • @naboost9485
      @naboost9485 5 лет назад

      @John Smith what are you saying ??

    • @victormezynski9727
      @victormezynski9727 5 лет назад

      @John Smith Confused noises

  • @rafaelfelipe4950
    @rafaelfelipe4950 4 года назад +70

    11:04 I spent a few minutes laughing that I even cried. That walking animation almost kills me.

  • @mikkelchristensen6716
    @mikkelchristensen6716 5 лет назад +99

    "If you see this thing, do run yeah"
    me - i just wanna die, pls eat me

  • @crystallinecrow3365
    @crystallinecrow3365 3 года назад +34

    I realize it is no longer 2019 but I do still play Spore sometimes and would love to watch you play Spore whenever the mood strikes you

  • @Fangoros
    @Fangoros 5 лет назад +159

    After conquering earth the British Empire has to expand hmm?
    They also look like a average Brit

    • @reeman2.0
      @reeman2.0 5 лет назад +4

      I'm British and I can confirm you're correct.

  • @jplabs456
    @jplabs456 5 лет назад +41

    “It’s just a... A stick.... With a foot.”

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj 5 лет назад

      In spore that could very well become the master race

  • @Chordus_Gaius
    @Chordus_Gaius 5 лет назад +47

    *In Screen:* Name the planet
    *Spiff:* let's call our species Shurock.
    *Cell Editor:* Name your Specie
    *Spiff:* Wait a minute...

  • @Mrgalaxygacha
    @Mrgalaxygacha 2 года назад +4

    Brit : the Sanic learned fire and houses
    Me : they also gotta go fast

  • @eternal4u
    @eternal4u 5 лет назад +27

    So spiff I was trying to tell you in the live chat yesterday that my local international market sells yorkshire gold tea. So low and behold I now enjoy a drink of yorkshire gold everytime I watch your videos!

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 5 лет назад +4

      Yet another joins the empire

  • @Elukka623
    @Elukka623 4 года назад +52

    Everyone's gangsta till E starts throwing gang signs

  • @Honk4frogs
    @Honk4frogs 5 лет назад +33

    "I am never playing spore again" Spiffing Brit, april 15 2019
    "I'd love to do more spore" SpiffingBit, october 10 2019

  • @isaiahsanchevy9252
    @isaiahsanchevy9252 4 года назад +147

    I remember when this game came out and everyone at my school couldn't shut up about how awesome it was. This was a private Christian school, mind you, so all of the parents started losing their minds about the ungodly influence that it was having on their kids because of the 'evolutionary propaganda' that it was spreading. *sigh*. Good times. Good times.

    • @Son0v4l1ch
      @Son0v4l1ch 4 года назад +25

      And that is why people don't like religion.

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 4 года назад +18

      ... The funny thing is that Spore is kind of the epitome of Intelligent Design... kind of... *Intelligently* Designed Evolution...

  • @xadeua
    @xadeua 5 лет назад +50

    Spiffing Brit before playing Spore: Spore is such a wack game full of bugs.
    One week playing Spore: SPORE IS THE BEST GAME EVER

  • @comradejeb2248
    @comradejeb2248 5 лет назад +18

    The longest boi: officially the most broken character in spore. 10/10 would use again.

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 5 лет назад +93

    God to The Spiffing Brit : *Why do i hear boss music?!*

    • @FinalFantasyIXIIII
      @FinalFantasyIXIIII 5 лет назад +4

      No no no, Spiff is not Gods boss encounter, God is Spiffs random encounter.

    • @zejdland
      @zejdland 5 лет назад

      polski polak XD ja a moze byc inny

    • @hugoguh1
      @hugoguh1 5 лет назад

      @@FinalFantasyIXIIII true, the player can get defeated a lot of times but can still try again and defeat it, the boss though can't get second chances, and i have to make it clear, im not meaning that spiff will need second chances, i mean that god will be so defeated that he wont even be able to try again

  • @justthecraft
    @justthecraft 3 года назад +71

    It's 2021 and i still want spore content :)

    • @Weirdmacaroni
      @Weirdmacaroni 2 года назад

      same

    • @Loubaloo31
      @Loubaloo31 2 года назад +1

      2022 and I still want some more spore content :’)

    • @pens723
      @pens723 Год назад +1

      @@Loubaloo31 2023 and I still want spore content

  • @sk8fresh69
    @sk8fresh69 5 лет назад +61

    "you'll need atleast an intel pentium with 2 cores" I dont why, but that one cracked me up

  • @casenpoint22
    @casenpoint22 5 лет назад +150

    I like how you stopped playing it where everyone does lol

    • @fourtunes9647
      @fourtunes9647 5 лет назад +48

      I feel like some kind of freak, because I liked space stage the most...

    • @casenpoint22
      @casenpoint22 5 лет назад +14

      @@fourtunes9647 ah lol i liked the animal stage the best. The space stage was like no mans sky but worse. But the space ship was a lot of fun. And terraforming and stuff.

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 5 лет назад +10

      @@fourtunes9647 Same here. Space stage is the best.

    • @patrikgajcevic8123
      @patrikgajcevic8123 5 лет назад +8

      Civil stage is the most fun tho, it's like Red alert 3

    • @seleuf
      @seleuf 5 лет назад +9

      Creature and Space Stage are my fav.
      Tribal Stage is the worst imo. I tend to linger around in Creature Stage for eons, then try ro blaze through Tribal as fast as possible to get to Civ Stage, enjoy that for a bit, then go into space and expand.

  • @borerofhope
    @borerofhope 5 лет назад +10

    I love how Shrek eventually evolves into Sonic.

  • @avazquez01
    @avazquez01 4 года назад +25

    “It’s just a little noodle, really”
    Uh huh.. yeah that sure is a noodle and not the OTHER thing

  • @codyyoung5636
    @codyyoung5636 5 лет назад +23

    YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON A SHELF!
    NOW GET READY FOR A SHROK ON A ROCK

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 5 лет назад +44

    "Why are there things just floating around?"
    I didn't know Spore was made by Bethesda.

    • @Enderdragon1800
      @Enderdragon1800 5 лет назад +3

      It was actually made by EA.
      yea just as bad

    • @QU35T10N4UTH0R1TY
      @QU35T10N4UTH0R1TY 5 лет назад

      @@Enderdragon1800 well, technically Maxis made it before they were bought out by EA, but yeah

    • @reinei1
      @reinei1 5 лет назад

      Just an fyi, iirc that was a Spice Geysir spitting out spice and lifting a rock in the process but due to the perfect graphics setting you couldn't see the spice cloud

  • @jeffreyhoover2298
    @jeffreyhoover2298 5 лет назад +134

    "It's just flopping around. It's like a mace."
    *annoyed inhale* No, that would be a Flail not a mace.

    • @kflip2indy
      @kflip2indy 5 лет назад +6

      Nerd

    • @TruthNerds
      @TruthNerds 5 лет назад +2

      It's a magazine, not a clip. Oh, wait, correct thread but wrong video…

  • @jarrodmonish9462
    @jarrodmonish9462 3 года назад +111

    I love how it sounded like you were genuinely having an enjoyable time playing this game. Maybe not In the intended way but still 😂

  • @diogonunes1865
    @diogonunes1865 5 лет назад +121

    "It's just a little noodle really"
    Hmmm, spiff look again at your creation and tell what does it really look like

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 5 лет назад +36

      And then carry on trying to ram it into other creatures at mach speeds.

    • @Disapointed_Luigi
      @Disapointed_Luigi 5 лет назад +22

      @@nixel1324 in their mouth

    • @arandomguy6652
      @arandomguy6652 5 лет назад +12

      @@Disapointed_Luigi I didnt get this impression at first, then I read all three comments while thinking back to video. Damn spiff

    • @Gebunator
      @Gebunator 5 лет назад +9

      We continue to call it noodle so Spiffyman has a chance to keep the video monetized

    • @nemesisVtuber
      @nemesisVtuber 5 лет назад +4

      @@arandomguy6652 more on top - he even added pubes on 6:40

  • @FolkoMagipaw
    @FolkoMagipaw 5 лет назад +13

    When I saw that spiff has uploaded a new video, I was happy!
    When I realized it was spore, I was terrified.

  • @nickschaefer9320
    @nickschaefer9320 5 лет назад +41

    Pretty impressive how the most "accurate" of the spores was also the most Satan I fused....the Goose....

  • @mr.davidbooyah2901
    @mr.davidbooyah2901 4 года назад +2

    13:50
    I began chuckling to myself when he began speaking here.
    Bu then the image he showed...
    Caused me to burst into laughter.

  • @laylamccahon7797
    @laylamccahon7797 4 года назад +365

    I'm not interested in you playing Spore in 2019, I'm interested in you playing Spore in 2020. We need to find out how broken the later stages are without us realising it.

  • @VegasKeVa
    @VegasKeVa 5 лет назад +106

    Spore: Literally MINUTES of fun.

  • @marcgehrmann5203
    @marcgehrmann5203 5 лет назад +18

    You actually made me buy Spore in 2019 :D I always wanted to play it back when it came out... But as a 15 year old you are apparently not old enough for the needed Internet-connection^^ Forgot about it for ages or always held back buying since it was quite expensive for a while. But you Sir had fun and made me want to have fun too! So thank you for making me buy this. And please do more Spore

  • @sakupel
    @sakupel 2 года назад +5

    I find the first part of the video highly relatable, i also spent my younger years trying to speedrun my way into several mouths.

  • @dragonblade8460
    @dragonblade8460 5 лет назад +10

    Absolutely more Spore!!
    Side note: when you said "the British know what to do with rival colonies" I laughed and said, "lose the war" Greetings from America :D no hard feelings love the channel

    • @GromDarkwater
      @GromDarkwater 5 лет назад +1

      Only when you cheated and brought in the French to help :P

    • @dragonblade8460
      @dragonblade8460 5 лет назад +2

      Gotta do what ya gotta do, at least America never lost a war to the French lol

    • @papaklorgis4836
      @papaklorgis4836 5 лет назад

      Edwin Byrd no! Instead they lost a war to some farmers in trees!

  • @BussyConnoisseur
    @BussyConnoisseur 5 лет назад +27

    Me: completely normal human with no outstanding flaws whatsoever
    Spiff: Big T double EA TIME

  • @mlgcreepsplosion7772
    @mlgcreepsplosion7772 4 года назад +22

    18:45 “He also has a special ability to shatter eardrums”

  • @ThatDudesWack
    @ThatDudesWack Год назад +1

    This man is the only person who’s videos I’ll hit the like he doesn’t force feed you the subscribe button or nothing it’s just genuinely good content and hilarious keep up the amazing work man!

  • @singleplayermoments
    @singleplayermoments 5 лет назад +10

    “We’re on Shrock 2 but this is kind of like the Christmas special version with added speed buffs.” I had to pause to laugh there. 😂

  • @Slimshimmydim
    @Slimshimmydim 5 лет назад +4

    You've commited the classic blunder of naming your planet your creature name

  • @IndrasilDesignStudio
    @IndrasilDesignStudio 5 лет назад +5

    It's been proved that it's physically impossible to watch Spiff's video without sipping on a cup of tea.

  • @Its_a_me_Chibi
    @Its_a_me_Chibi 3 года назад +22

    I really don't get what Spore should be, but i feel the urge to play it.

  • @thedevilofmetal5335
    @thedevilofmetal5335 5 лет назад +20

    This may be the most cursed things I’ve ever seen. I lost my shit when the banana with a mouth started vibrating and walking

  • @Mamenber
    @Mamenber 5 лет назад +9

    The reason banana does a backflip instead of attacking is that everyone who sees it realizes they'll never be so cool and proceed to get so demoralized that they just lay down and die

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 5 лет назад +12

    Spiff sees a giant creature"LET ME IIIN!!!!!"

  • @christophermiller129
    @christophermiller129 4 года назад +2

    You have killed my Spore experience and I thank you for it. You made me laugh so hard I almost had an asthma attack.

  • @thefogg
    @thefogg 5 лет назад +6

    16:46
    oh man. i wasn't ready for this one. i'm crying from laughing so hard

  • @Blxz
    @Blxz 5 лет назад +16

    That 'Sanic' looked eerily similar to the first iteration of that uncanny valley monstrosity from earlier this year.

  • @jerm3406
    @jerm3406 5 лет назад +21

    "YESS! MORE SPEED!"
    -The Spiffing Brit, 2019

    • @zorken123
      @zorken123 4 года назад

      Jerm I didn’t think of Spiffing brit as an amphetamine enthusiast, thought he was a TEA kind of guy;) Some quotes have multiple meanings when out of context lol

  • @GillesLouisReneDeleuze
    @GillesLouisReneDeleuze 4 года назад +6

    Shrok is love.
    Shrok
    is life.

  • @colmmccluskey9066
    @colmmccluskey9066 5 лет назад +16

    I'm finally drinking tea while watching

  • @ajl8975
    @ajl8975 4 года назад +110

    “The strangest spore video you’ve ever seen” ... dude, everyone knows that’s not even remotely true.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 года назад +2

      Meh, your definition of "everyone" must be quite different than most other people's... :p

  • @elindred
    @elindred 5 лет назад +16

    No sense running away from extinction: *_you'll only go extinct tired._*

  • @taylenday
    @taylenday 4 года назад +1

    To a legless, finless, single celled organism in the ocean: "Run fast!"

  • @shmooters5599
    @shmooters5599 5 лет назад +6

    The whole ending portion of the video had me dying. I was deadass crying

  • @gokhanceylan2011
    @gokhanceylan2011 5 лет назад +65

    "We need to get inside the mouth of that monster."

    • @BlackHilt
      @BlackHilt 5 лет назад +7

      When you are trying to fuck your ex again

    • @gaming-machine4692
      @gaming-machine4692 5 лет назад +4

      Has anyone recreated the "glitch" he was referring to in that quote? The most recent post about it was 2011

  • @-accursedeggs-
    @-accursedeggs- 5 лет назад +16

    Anytime i see someone play this game for like the first time:
    "Name your planet"
    oh what should i name my creature oh how bout abc
    oh wait why is it asking me to name it again?
    oh