Can you beat Spore WITHOUT Evolving?

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2020
  • Hello there ladies and gentlemen today something magical is about to happen today in todays video! The Spiffing Brit today attempts to play the 2008 classical game that is Spore. A game so unique that it took miracle video game god Will Wright to create a perfect game that inspired a generation of gamers before the release of minecraft. Welcome to Spore! Spore is a evolution game where you start as a single cell object and as you eat, you gain DNA and abilities! The only issue is today we will be seeing if you can beat spore without evolving! That's right the spore no evolution challenge is going to be incredible! It will once and for all prove that spore is a perfectly balanced game which can for some reason be beaten by bypassing the core gameplay loop of evolving creatures to gain new abilities. And for some reason we are able to go from cell stage to creature stage to tribal stage to civilization stage and finally the space stage!
    So today I show you how to Break the game by beating it without evolving! It is one very exciting video game challenge! So lets play spore!
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  • @CommissarLORDBernn
    @CommissarLORDBernn 3 года назад +15239

    The starting cell has a mouth, that means it can drink tea. There's no point in evolving further

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 3 года назад +287

      Only yorkshire gold

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 3 года назад +204

      This creature is a carnivore and tea is plant based.

    • @Sniperbear13
      @Sniperbear13 3 года назад +88

      hands optional.

    • @pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733
      @pyotrilyichtchaikovsky3733 3 года назад +54

      @@austinbutcher8106 good old regular Yorkshire is fine too

    • @curry_be_tasty5051
      @curry_be_tasty5051 3 года назад +57

      It does need a hand for grabbing a cup of tea, what if it starts drinking out of the boston docks?

  • @sidneysun5217
    @sidneysun5217 3 года назад +6880

    "we're going to aim for the children because they'll be the easiest to impress and gain their trust" - Spiff 2021

    • @mumblerogre2455
      @mumblerogre2455 3 года назад +712

      Spiffing Brit groomed me and here’s proof:

    • @killgoreslayer2171
      @killgoreslayer2171 3 года назад +275

      Starting off with a great quote in 2021

    • @Snake-sv6ie
      @Snake-sv6ie 3 года назад +60

      @@thespiffingbrit, honestly, you asked for it ! ^^

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 3 года назад +121

      @@thespiffingbrit Your career as a youtuber might be over, but your career as a market(e)er is about to skyrocket!

    • @alyxriley
      @alyxriley 3 года назад +32

      @@thespiffingbrit spiff are you taking advice from technoblade?

  • @animeprofilepicture7357
    @animeprofilepicture7357 2 года назад +4327

    Spiff is singlehandedly keeping the stock photo industry alive

    • @iceteadoesart4920
      @iceteadoesart4920 2 года назад +42

      well i think shutter stock is keeping the stock photo industry alive tbh and, Hollywood movies
      Edit: by shutter stock i mean its very strange images and cursed ones

    • @lazerblazer528
      @lazerblazer528 Год назад +6

      And dark dom

    • @golden_potto
      @golden_potto Год назад +4

      @@lazerblazer528 yeah dark dom too

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg Год назад +20

      I think he just screen shots the stock photos so he is not feeding those poor photographers 😂

    • @scyhte82
      @scyhte82 Год назад +9

      @@fenrirgg exactly! you can even see the watermarks left in all the pictures. 😂

  • @donutman4020
    @donutman4020 2 года назад +1255

    Fun fact: there’s actually an achievement for reaching the center of the galaxy without evolving during your run! It’s called “better than Darwin” or “beyond Darwin” or something

    • @Duffyboi
      @Duffyboi Год назад +234

      I don’t care if I’m a year late, you were right with the first one “Better than Darwin”
      Edit that is another year later:
      Apparently the achievement doesn’t exist, don’t believe the lies like I did lads.

    • @aceofspades588
      @aceofspades588 Год назад +16

      @@Duffyboi cool

    • @james911p
      @james911p Год назад +14

      @@Duffyboi nice

    • @dogachanunsaldk9115
      @dogachanunsaldk9115 Год назад +12

      Yeah I think it is “Better than Darwin”

    • @snakeking-zo6mu
      @snakeking-zo6mu Год назад +5

      @@Duffyboi Surprised to see a fellow Duffy on here.

  • @Treeco44
    @Treeco44 3 года назад +3550

    "tactical mating on the battlefield"
    War is changing.

    • @reimuhakurei2123
      @reimuhakurei2123 3 года назад +15

      sounds nice

    • @vincebradleysolante7895
      @vincebradleysolante7895 3 года назад +107

      Love does bloom on a battlefield.

    • @nigelbardoe3771
      @nigelbardoe3771 3 года назад +127

      War. War never cha... wait what?

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 года назад +37

      If I want mating on a battlefield I just join my wife in bed.

    • @user-pr4cu9tb3b
      @user-pr4cu9tb3b 3 года назад +10

      Now I want to find a game where it's canonical The basic game mechanics.
      Who has a link to a game like this?

  • @slugerknot
    @slugerknot 3 года назад +2632

    Imagine that, a Brit's favorite game mode is the one where they loot and pillage the entire planet for it's resources.

  • @JackalDaWolf
    @JackalDaWolf 2 года назад +2530

    This has to be the most hysterical Spore video I've seen so far. Between Crash Bandicoot eye's bulging out of his head, the Chief spawning in and out of existence and Carl flying over the horizon, I was literally in tears!

    • @charliefoxtrot7862
      @charliefoxtrot7862 2 года назад +90

      I was 100% not expecting Carl and was dying laughing

    • @spiritualpianochords9868
      @spiritualpianochords9868 2 года назад +6

      Same tho ngl

    • @gooseygoose46673
      @gooseygoose46673 2 года назад +4

      true

    • @hypo0072
      @hypo0072 2 года назад +4

      Where was the chef!???!??!!!

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael Год назад +16

      @@hypo0072 The Tribal Chief. They're talking about the leader of the Mega Chads being an absolute spaz.

  • @Swirl_of_StarFire
    @Swirl_of_StarFire 3 года назад +291

    Spore may be 12-13 years old, but damn the cutscenes are so well put together. The whole game is about creating the most random looking creatures, and the game somehow figures out how to animate every single one in cutscenes in a way that looks semi-reasonable. Not all games can handle working with custom characters, and some can't even figure out what to do with their own pre-made assets sometimes

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry Год назад +38

      I was actually suprised that there was a special cutcene because mega chad didnt have arms, where he tried it with the mouth it didnt work and then he threw it up to light it.
      But then again there is an achievement to reach the center without evolving, so it makes sense that there are speciap things for that
      Still, the game has so much Potential and so great stuff somethimes, its such a shake the end was so rushed

    • @ricardojanate
      @ricardojanate Год назад +15

      @@THEJPIndustry I think it throwing it in the air and getting hit happens in all the animation, not just without arms

    • @77SBCR
      @77SBCR Год назад +7

      Destiny2 most recent expension had a cutscene with the first and most basic weapon model cause they couldnt be bothered making it work with your actual weapon.. But Spore could do it lol

  • @jayst
    @jayst 3 года назад +2114

    The floating Carl Weezer is far more terrifying than Crack Bandicocaine

    • @_onlyrackz_
      @_onlyrackz_ 3 года назад +44

      I love this comment honestly

    • @OryxTheMadGod3
      @OryxTheMadGod3 3 года назад +94

      he is levitating to assert his dominance over the mega chads

    • @someguywithatophat7599
      @someguywithatophat7599 3 года назад +33

      how is it even in this game

    • @TheRealGpixels
      @TheRealGpixels 3 года назад +24

      Aku Aku: Crash?
      Crash: I WANNA PAINT AUSTRALIA FLOURESCENT GREEN! **resumes snorting**

    • @pugchamp1795
      @pugchamp1795 3 года назад +37

      @@someguywithatophat7599 spore has a cool "multiplayer" system where it connects your game with others to download their creations

  • @tux1468
    @tux1468 3 года назад +2664

    Yeah, Spore is definitely making it's comeback 12 years later.

    • @paulie1803
      @paulie1803 3 года назад +135

      It never died

    • @ptr_does_music7042
      @ptr_does_music7042 3 года назад +213

      For real though, it has great potential for expansion. It's a shame all they've done is some dlc's. It could be much more realistic or offer more possibilities for in-game evolving/intercultural relationships

    • @calebjohnson3537
      @calebjohnson3537 3 года назад +114

      praying for spore 2

    • @Feorblack
      @Feorblack 3 года назад +138

      Well, it is from the franchise killer EA, just because Dark Spore do not sell very well, they killed the entire Spore franchise!!!! God they also killed Maxis (the studio who created Spore) just because Sim City 2013 was a flop, and that was one of the biggest studios they have!!!
      That's why there is no Spore 2, because it is from EA, simple as that.

    • @GuardiansCry
      @GuardiansCry 3 года назад +77

      @@Feorblack This is why EA sucks, all they think about is the money they make and nothing else

  • @Harczinger
    @Harczinger 2 года назад +3199

    Spiff: Did you see this devs?! I beat the game without evolving!
    Devs hq:
    Dev 1: Someone beat the game without evolving.
    Dev 2: Why?

    • @thehound6268
      @thehound6268 2 года назад +74

      That someone: funny

    • @sidhackney8831
      @sidhackney8831 2 года назад +201

      Dev 3: someone beat the game?

    • @washiro103
      @washiro103 2 года назад +148

      Dev 4: Doesn't the brain have to evolve to get through the game?

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 2 года назад +87

      Dev 5: For the achievement

    • @4pixhell
      @4pixhell 2 года назад +40

      @@joelhoon1707 dev 6: yes

  • @SpruceX
    @SpruceX 2 года назад +387

    Spiff: "Tactical mating on battlefield."
    Fallout series: "War... War-- does change."

  • @Meganstaek
    @Meganstaek 3 года назад +1329

    Carl Weezer just sliding into the frame, floating over the horizon had me crying of laughter. Spore really is the best game

    • @DonteatpieRotmgScam
      @DonteatpieRotmgScam 3 года назад +10

      so good haha

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 2 года назад +30

      Dude I made one creature that’s pretty much a three eyed furry and I saw an epic of it and it scared the living hell outta me as it chased me down and threw random creatures in its path.

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 года назад +5

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

    • @volkanoza7502
      @volkanoza7502 2 года назад +3

      The evolution in goes to of banana

    • @ben10inches
      @ben10inches 2 года назад +24

      @@Mystery-Wolf I made the Imposter from Among Us in the game and hid level 5 weapon parts inside it's body so that it would be dangerous to mess with. Later on I came across an Epic version of it, I dubbed it "the sussiest of them all"

  • @generaldreagonlps6889
    @generaldreagonlps6889 3 года назад +1488

    "What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?" Yes, yes it is.

    • @andrewpojo1
      @andrewpojo1 3 года назад +14

      I had two kancor swores while watching this and during the scene my body wanted to laugh and it hurt me badly because the swores;-;

    • @thegiantguy
      @thegiantguy 3 года назад +9

      No, it's crash bandicoot 🤣😭

    • @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses
      @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses 3 года назад +9

      No it's a hex bug

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 3 года назад +4

      Havent heard that song in years

    • @generaldreagonlps6889
      @generaldreagonlps6889 3 года назад

      @@scotcheggable Yeah. I heard it a month ago in some video I think but before that it was also years.

  • @DeltaDubs89
    @DeltaDubs89 2 года назад +347

    The horrifying, lumbering figure of crash approaching you as you try to escape had me laughing so hard.

  • @GoldPrince2468
    @GoldPrince2468 2 года назад +1089

    Kid: "Mom? Why are we Mega Chad?"
    Mom: "Because we're the best. You can't improve peak performance!"
    Kid: "But the kids at school can walk and grab things!"
    Mom: "The kids at school are weak. They give up then evolve just so they can give up again. Now vibrate to bed before I dunk on your sorry-."

    • @llewelynshingler2173
      @llewelynshingler2173 2 года назад +20

      How does she plan to dunk on the kid?

    • @steeledminer616
      @steeledminer616 2 года назад +109

      @@llewelynshingler2173 That sounds like quitter talk coming from you.

    • @QPUNeptune
      @QPUNeptune Год назад +26

      @@llewelynshingler2173 with anger

    • @MirrorOfEmotions
      @MirrorOfEmotions Год назад +22

      Kid: ok.
      Dad: But that's not all.
      Kid: Why?
      Dad: I mean, other creatures need arms and legs to get what they want, right?
      Kid: right.
      Dad: But we don’t need these things which is why we are superior and giga chads.
      It's like your mom say, other beings failure just to get slightly better, to failure again.
      But we didn't need something stupid like this.
      We survived millions of years without to get change.
      While others whining and cry like little babies, we chads don’t cry, we have success.
      So don't listen to these jealous betas and alphas, they are just envy.
      You are a chad like me and your mother.
      And now, have good dreams.

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 Год назад +1

      @@llewelynshingler2173 Eye-blatter

  • @iancovert4094
    @iancovert4094 3 года назад +690

    “Time to steal the world spice supply”
    - every Brit ever

  • @starsgt
    @starsgt 3 года назад +2000

    Random Alien: "Your species are descendants of limbless space slugs"
    Spiffing Brit:

  • @noothcrazy9290
    @noothcrazy9290 2 года назад +570

    Quote “They’re perfect!”
    Literally 15 minutes later “Weird, strange, leg-less abominations”

    • @simonblackwell3576
      @simonblackwell3576 Год назад +7

      9:15 smh, spiff implying that not having legs makes mega chad not perfect 😢

    • @jeffgoldblum7214
      @jeffgoldblum7214 Год назад +1

      Stuff can be two things

  • @aidandavies4636
    @aidandavies4636 Год назад +124

    Karl Weezer and Crash Bandicoot making the guest appearances I never knew I needed

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Год назад +15

      To me the funniest part is the implication that Spiff spent hours designing a species to look exactly like an old Nickelodeon character... then forgot he had ever done that, or even what the character looks like.

    • @alicearaujo2030
      @alicearaujo2030 Год назад +6

      and sonic

  • @ironscorpion5131
    @ironscorpion5131 3 года назад +528

    The tribal chief was ahead of his time, the madlad was just practising interdimensional travel because his chad body was holding him back.

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 3 года назад +2

      Why love I do say that tea-drinking chap has the spiffy of a good-old Brit

    • @Avetho
      @Avetho 3 года назад +5

      We did witness his powers of Astrokinesis, what with stretching himself from one location to another as a form of precognitive "safe" teleportation

    • @ThomasHermJr
      @ThomasHermJr 3 года назад +4

      someone spiked his tea with bang energy, and he was trying his damnedest to stay in the corporeal realm

  • @shanewarner899
    @shanewarner899 3 года назад +701

    The chief is so unevolved that he actually evolved physiologically and can disassemble in one place and reassemble in another so fast that the game's camera can not keep up.

  • @vampjager8586
    @vampjager8586 Год назад +45

    Megachad: 'gets stuck'
    Also Megachad: 'refuses to ask for help and simply dies right where he is 2 feet from another creature'
    Truly the most mega of Chad's

  • @potatofish7730
    @potatofish7730 Год назад +30

    The reason that the mega chads were so buggy during cutscenes is because they are simply the perfect creature, and as such are not only not bound by the rules of the game, but can also move along the 4th dimension

  • @gurievgleb9123
    @gurievgleb9123 3 года назад +663

    "Just eating food and not evolving whatsoever"
    Sounds familiar...

    • @lazzzlooo
      @lazzzlooo 3 года назад +72

      Speak for yourself! I have now gained the ability to roll to the downstairs fridge!

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 года назад +8

      T minus two weeks to an actual human for president.

    • @kratosorokai1546
      @kratosorokai1546 3 года назад +7

      sounds like a american

    • @mashedt8rs290
      @mashedt8rs290 3 года назад +4

      @@kratosorokai1546 Yes because the most powerful nation on earth is unevolved...

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 года назад +11

      @@mashedt8rs290 I think they were referring to the lizard people.

  • @hubertjohnson418
    @hubertjohnson418 3 года назад +406

    There's even an achievement for this...

    • @hubertjohnson418
      @hubertjohnson418 3 года назад +65

      @@thespiffingbrit yeah... when I did this playthrough the creature stage took about 10 hours to do lol

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii 3 года назад +9

      @@hubertjohnson418 Really? The only one I know of is for not using legs.

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 3 года назад +11

      @@Klekowksii basically just make jabba the hutt

    • @hubertjohnson418
      @hubertjohnson418 3 года назад +7

      @@Klekowksii There are a lot of achievements in spore

    • @Klekowksii
      @Klekowksii 3 года назад +6

      @@hubertjohnson418 I know but I looked on the wiki and couldn't find it. It's called "Better than Darwin" or something, right?

  • @VemorrFrantik
    @VemorrFrantik Год назад +51

    I remember ages ago trying to do a fish playthrough. It actually did put my first nest in to the ocean, because it was supposed to be possible at first. Sadly there were no controls to dive or anything... that's when I realized they never coded in water creatures. When I tried to evolve to be a land animal, the sea monster burst out of the ground and ate me immediately. It was a good run.

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 2 года назад +237

    "Unlike other Spore creatures, this one is nightmare fuel"
    You're saying other Spore creatures _don't_ look like demons?

    • @littenfire3563
      @littenfire3563 Год назад +24

      Spore creatures can look really cute depending on how you make them

    • @croakyvincent
      @croakyvincent Год назад +1

      @@littenfire3563 true

  • @britishotter5881
    @britishotter5881 3 года назад +639

    Brit doesn’t need to evolve, he’s already a flawless being

    • @bryceburns429
      @bryceburns429 3 года назад +88

      A perfectly balanced person with no exploits

    • @solchapeau6343
      @solchapeau6343 3 года назад +8

      Spiff could be defeated by voice recognition. Spiff: "Alexa, order free tins of tea." Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't have any free tea in my database."
      (This is meant to be funny, not mean.)

    • @abag1057
      @abag1057 3 года назад

      But is he a flawless as the Queen?

    • @SlimIsHim
      @SlimIsHim 3 года назад +4

      @@thespiffingbrit like all things should be.

    • @hiimyouraveragejoe1243
      @hiimyouraveragejoe1243 3 года назад

      I
      agree

  • @GethOverlord
    @GethOverlord 3 года назад +396

    This man literally took over the planet with the Spore equivalent of Jellyfish.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 года назад +29

      That's what I was thinking, but then I realized jellyfish at least bothered to evolve defensive stings.

    • @bread5020
      @bread5020 3 года назад +3

      Jellyfish are the ultimate chad animal

    • @user-fl3le7pt9c
      @user-fl3le7pt9c 3 года назад +10

      Well, the creature had beak and eyes from the beginning, both evolutionary things very advanced compared to Jellyfish, especially eyes.

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 3 года назад +5

      Pretty sure jellyfish don't have brains...

    • @idkwhattonamemyself9046
      @idkwhattonamemyself9046 3 года назад +1

      but still many scientists think that when human kind eventually KILLS ITSELF because we are idiots jellyfish will prosper because we have killed their predators

  • @alexknows3461
    @alexknows3461 2 года назад +39

    Carl Wheezer moment had me in awe, so majestically just gliding over his domain for he is the All-father

  • @howdthtfeelbro762
    @howdthtfeelbro762 2 года назад +825

    I love all the things you can do in this game.
    When I was a kid I was in a war with another alien race and when they only had 1 system left I started abducting their citizens. After I blew up their planet I placed them down on a planet that I had set aside for this exact experiment. I then put a monolith down to help them with their technology.
    After they had evolved their species once again I made contact with them and they treated me like a god 😂😂😂 and I decided to make diplomatic relations with them so they could buy all of my spices heheh. I love spore.

    • @realvkurp5966
      @realvkurp5966 2 года назад +162

      This sounds like the plot of a really twisted version of Star Wars

    • @procrastinathor4594
      @procrastinathor4594 Год назад +29

      Wasn't this in stargate?

    • @iamlorddems3859
      @iamlorddems3859 Год назад +1

      Our alien founders are like they need to cull themselves first

    • @FringeWizard2
      @FringeWizard2 Год назад +9

      Sounds like what has happened to us. I'm convinced we're an inferior species just being toyed with by aliens like in your story.

    • @Good_Hot_Chocolate
      @Good_Hot_Chocolate Год назад +5

      @@FringeWizard2 Well, I wonder if they expected such rapid development from us in these last 500 years. Let alone the possibly thousands of years they haven't seen us in.

  • @ajo8655
    @ajo8655 3 года назад +683

    The fact that he didn't recognize Carl bc he's British was probably the best.

    • @Ludicollision
      @Ludicollision 3 года назад +117

      Jimmy Neutron aired in England! He probably just never watched it. I definitely remember watching it as a kid.

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 3 года назад +22

      Hes prolly just a bit too old to know it

    • @HiddenSunny
      @HiddenSunny 3 года назад +19

      @@darksteelmenace595 Spiff is actually really young. 23, I think?

    • @darksteelmenace595
      @darksteelmenace595 3 года назад +28

      @@HiddenSunny he sounds like he's at least 30 xD

    • @drogenfeld
      @drogenfeld 3 года назад +6

      ya gotta of meant bri'ish.

  • @willfrommel508
    @willfrommel508 3 года назад +805

    "The game will apparently be released shortly after Star Citizen is complete"
    ow

    • @alwaysmeepin9609
      @alwaysmeepin9609 3 года назад +9

      It’s never coming

    • @smatchimo645
      @smatchimo645 3 года назад +34

      ​@Kot-Kojote by the time Star Citizen comes out, time itself will be a scoffed-upon concept that beings of pure light will communicate to you through telepathy....
      but plot twist, the beings of pure light are sponsored by Nvidia Ray Tracing.

    • @Rickbearcat
      @Rickbearcat 3 года назад

      Owww, but true.

    • @mikethewordsmith4263
      @mikethewordsmith4263 3 года назад

      And after Cyberpunk works.

    • @Sneemaster
      @Sneemaster 3 года назад +1

      Ouch but as a SC fan it could be true. Still optimistic either way! And for Half-life 3! Someday...

  • @SubwaySweden
    @SubwaySweden 3 года назад +22

    That seems perfectly logical.... I have seen a lot of people complete life IRL without evolving at all

    • @MigattenoBlakae
      @MigattenoBlakae Год назад +3

      UNDERRATED COMMENT, this shit is hilarious!😂

  • @Hawkcam1996
    @Hawkcam1996 Год назад +15

    It’s crazy that they never made Spore 2. After all, they made The Sims 2, and this game is still being played even to this day. A sequel to this game is long overdue

  • @squiddle5193
    @squiddle5193 3 года назад +197

    The best part about this game is that when it crashes after two hours I get reminded that it doesn't have autosave.

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 года назад +11

      i would recommend running it on windows 7. it's much more stable

    • @synka5922
      @synka5922 3 года назад +3

      after two hours I finished a run :p

    • @squiddle5193
      @squiddle5193 3 года назад +10

      @@synka5922 not if you play the space stage legit...

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 3 года назад

      I don't think I have had it crash.🤔

  • @acheron16
    @acheron16 3 года назад +585

    Imagine calmly and happily living in your tribe when suddenly:
    *C H I L D*

    • @Zant582
      @Zant582 3 года назад +15

      argh i hate when that happens

    • @mechguardain5494
      @mechguardain5494 3 года назад +56

      I too, hate when Carl comes down from the heavens and treats my people like anta

    • @Sol-Invictus
      @Sol-Invictus 3 года назад +22

      That was an awesome UFO design. Some of the stuff people designed in the game.

    • @loomnatinoscopers
      @loomnatinoscopers 3 года назад +12

      @@mechguardain5494 at least someone here watched jimmy neutron...

  • @garrettvenn9022
    @garrettvenn9022 2 года назад +86

    I'm sick right now, but hearing Spiff laughing while saying "He's got one thousand health and he's coming to kill us" makes it impossible to not laugh with him.
    It hurts to laugh. But I don't care. I needed this.

    • @loreleidreaming4403
      @loreleidreaming4403 Год назад

      as someone else also currently sick in bed, this part spurred a cough/laugh fit in me too 😂😩

  • @turma8eac
    @turma8eac 2 года назад +41

    You know you are in a good planet when there is sonic, crash bandicoot and jimmy neutron characters as epic monsters

  • @hometownboy6537
    @hometownboy6537 3 года назад +217

    When spiff says that his creation is perfect even before development, sounds a lot like Bethesda’s attitude to their games.

    • @christophershell7564
      @christophershell7564 3 года назад +10

      Admittingly, Skyrim and Fallout 4 are pretty good, yet buggy, games. Fallout 76, not so much.

    • @YouW00t
      @YouW00t 2 года назад +3

      It just works!

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 года назад +2

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

  • @BigSayer84
    @BigSayer84 3 года назад +563

    "Come inside my belly" Isn't that the opening line to introduce yourself to the creator of Yorkshire Tea?

    • @a-blivvy-yus
      @a-blivvy-yus 3 года назад +6

      You are what you eat, so... probably.

    • @emilbotev3656
      @emilbotev3656 3 года назад +18

      "Come inside my belly"- Spiff 2021

    • @haddib
      @haddib 3 года назад +2

      @@emilbotev3656 This will be a cursed year.

    • @TheGrinningViking
      @TheGrinningViking 3 года назад

      It's vulgar to talk about her majesty the queen, from who all good things spring, in such a base manner .

    • @Nikapocalypse
      @Nikapocalypse 3 года назад +2

      Just makes me think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.

  • @contocake1035
    @contocake1035 2 года назад +79

    To be honest spore has great potential and should have a new dlc or remake

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 Год назад +28

      Preferably without EA being involved at all

    • @Lilll3
      @Lilll3 Год назад +1

      still in early development, but

    • @rolands97
      @rolands97 Год назад +3

      @@Lilll3 but WHAT?

    • @qoxgnsuch1997
      @qoxgnsuch1997 6 месяцев назад

      @@rolands97 THRIVE, a beta game supposed to be the successor to spore

  • @midwinterhunt
    @midwinterhunt 2 года назад +16

    when you say "Mega Chad" too quickly it sounds like "Maggot Chan" and honestly both names are completely accurate

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 3 года назад +244

    Crack Bandicocaine cant hurt you, hes not real
    Crack Bandicocaine:

  • @FamusJamus
    @FamusJamus 3 года назад +123

    Crawls out of the sea, never evolves, threatens other species with poetry, and creates an empire through ruthless bureaucracy?
    Dear Lizzie, it's the Vogons.

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 3 года назад +3

      He didn't seat in any other species to

    • @DiogocsOliveira
      @DiogocsOliveira 3 года назад +11

      You sir, are a man of culture! And I do hope you always carry a towel.

    • @beanface7408
      @beanface7408 3 года назад +8

      Well at least we don't have to panic
      DON'T PANIC!

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 2 года назад +3

      He also didn't evolve since crawling out of the primordial sludge, just like them!

    • @AlbertoRodriguezIII
      @AlbertoRodriguezIII 2 года назад +2

      So long and thanks for all the fish!

  • @AzzyTheGreat
    @AzzyTheGreat 2 года назад +48

    Spiffing Brit makes niceness and warmth seem completely non-pandering, and I love how everything he says just sounds like a big hug.

  • @victorfinberg8595
    @victorfinberg8595 Год назад +36

    i love the combination of cheese, running monologue, and incredible positive energy, no matter how bad the game outcome is

  • @deadsoldiertr
    @deadsoldiertr 3 года назад +351

    "Oh, come inside my belly."
    - The Spiffing Brit

  • @Daktangle
    @Daktangle 3 года назад +225

    "Doesn't really matter how you evolve, provided you have enough money making potential and scummy gameplay strategies, anything is possible!" You made the Vogons

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 3 года назад +11

      They won't even bother to save their grandmothers if they aren't ordered to by the council after a decade waiting for approval only to end up at a recycling centre.

    • @KainYusanagi
      @KainYusanagi 3 года назад +6

      Except they actually can sing and play instruments well.

  • @BuckScrotumn
    @BuckScrotumn Год назад +8

    Calling sex “tactical mating” is the funniest shit ever

  • @thunderbolt294
    @thunderbolt294 2 года назад +31

    With Spiff's magnificent narration I almost forgot that this wasn't the Discovery Channel.

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 3 года назад +291

    Floating Carl is way too accurate. How the hell did that get in the game.

    • @DonteatpieRotmgScam
      @DonteatpieRotmgScam 3 года назад +2

      lmaoo

    • @BarbarianGod
      @BarbarianGod 3 года назад +84

      Probably a spaceship design? Occasionally aliens will come to your planet and abduct things

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 2 года назад +42

      @@BarbarianGod YEAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IT IS A SPACESHIP CAUSE IT WAS FLOATING

    • @crazyhayden
      @crazyhayden 2 года назад +7

      Spore uses images to create NPC’s, they used a picture of Carl wheeler and spore-ified it

    • @Eclipse_101
      @Eclipse_101 2 года назад +36

      @@crazyhayden no- some. Someone made it

  • @mayravixx25
    @mayravixx25 3 года назад +388

    "A chaotic demon of death has arrived"
    You have it all wrong, that is the god of spore, Carl Wheezer.

    • @dahscreamingeagle3473
      @dahscreamingeagle3473 2 года назад +2

      who's carl wheezer?

    • @ClickItYT
      @ClickItYT 2 года назад +7

      @@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ever watched Jimmy Neutron?

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 2 года назад +8

      @@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ivenever even watched jimmy neutron but Ik who he is still. Carl is a meme icon! How could you not know him?!

    • @PixelByte404
      @PixelByte404 2 года назад +7

      These two things are not mutually exclusive

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 года назад +2

      This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.

  • @rupert_1491
    @rupert_1491 Год назад +12

    No one gonna talk about the "drill" on the purple thing

  • @aawinberry
    @aawinberry Год назад +35

    "Because trust me, If these little guys can get to space, what you can manage, is going to be absolutely terrifying." - My new get motivated quote

  • @rptyr
    @rptyr 3 года назад +91

    really should've opened up civ 5 when you "entered civilization" and smoothly transitioned into another video

  • @aaronmorton5427
    @aaronmorton5427 3 года назад +78

    "See there is a tiny tribe here but we need to steal their spice they are meant to have"
    spoken like a true brit

  • @newgate-zerohour
    @newgate-zerohour Год назад +13

    "The game will be released shortly after Star Citizen is fully complete."
    Well played Spiff, I tip my hat to you

  • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
    @SoggyCoffeeAddict 2 года назад +27

    Spiff makes the same tactical movements I make in ark when I see a raptor on a mount that I can be pounced off of
    Turn away and keep moving

  • @mementomori7658
    @mementomori7658 3 года назад +222

    Me: wait is that-
    Spiff: THE NUT
    Me:

    • @Dragon_memer
      @Dragon_memer 3 года назад +12

      The NUT is a wonderful creature

  • @fayept
    @fayept 3 года назад +125

    "New study proves existence of creature that hasn't evolved in billions of years"

    • @azoniarnl3362
      @azoniarnl3362 3 года назад +2

      You mean like cockroaches?

    • @AlfredEiji
      @AlfredEiji 3 года назад +1

      Viruses

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 3 года назад

      @@AlfredEiji viruses aren't living, much less creatures.

    • @IamCoalfoot
      @IamCoalfoot 3 года назад +7

      There are certain strains Cyanobacteria that are thought to be roughly 2.8 billion years old, are among the first bacteria to develop photosynthesis to produce oxygen, and still live in colonies near ocean shores where they leave behind rocky outcroppings, some of which are the oldest _rocks_ on Earth.

    • @CapnCorn304
      @CapnCorn304 3 года назад +5

      @@IamCoalfoot it gets even better not only have they survived to the present day with very little evolutionary change they survived multiple mass extinctions that they caused by pumping so much oxygen into the atmosphere that the it became inhospitable to them.

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 Год назад +4

    there is a game currently being developed as a spiritual successor to spore, and it seems like an improvement in EVERY way

    • @AmandaDavis6130
      @AmandaDavis6130 Год назад

      Do you happen to remember the name of the game?

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 2 года назад +9

    An entire society of giant unicellular organisms that only communicate with music and conquer the world in a bloodless economical expansion that is actually amazing

  • @teph1256
    @teph1256 3 года назад +46

    You don't have me fooled, someone else did this before spiff. Although admittedly their video didn't feature Crash bandicoot and Carl Wheezer from Jimmy neutron.

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 3 года назад +3

      @@thespiffingbrit don't forget good old crash Bandicocaine

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 3 года назад +94

    *Normal creatures:* Walking.
    *The Mega Chad:* E X T E N D B O D Y

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 Год назад +14

    Ah yes, Spiff with a game where most of the point is the character creator

  • @ManofSex69
    @ManofSex69 3 года назад +6

    “Unlike most Spore creatures, this one instills nightmares!”
    Mans clearly has never seen MMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @MattMcAwesome12
    @MattMcAwesome12 3 года назад +196

    "Come (sic) inside my belly." - Spiff
    It's on record.

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 3 года назад +12

      The parts about getting his belly are also on record. The vore crowd will keep that one on their sound board.

    • @aidankelly4952
      @aidankelly4952 3 года назад +12

      @@lemeres2478 I love the implication that there's a vore crowd that have a soundboard of vore-related sound effects to play

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y 3 года назад

      @@aidankelly4952 yes

  • @cwinship
    @cwinship 3 года назад +344

    Y'all ever wonder what Brit's search history looks like after finding all these stock images?

    • @randomaccount8020
      @randomaccount8020 3 года назад +31

      What is *your* search history? What did you search to get that pfp???

    • @cwinship
      @cwinship 3 года назад +40

      That is an excellent question and an even more excellent response.

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 3 года назад +1

      @@cwinship Vincent, prison didn't do you too well...

    • @cwinship
      @cwinship 3 года назад +2

      @@quuaaarrrk8056 *Leo, and my long nose gives me an aerodynamic advantage so it's okay

    • @quuaaarrrk8056
      @quuaaarrrk8056 3 года назад +1

      @@cwinship Of course, how could I have mistaken Leo for Vincent, that treacherous police guy. With such a long nose, do you have an advantage only when fleeing or also when playing games with your son?

  • @quinntaylor1170
    @quinntaylor1170 2 года назад +6

    I cried in fear seeing Carl weazer at 17:23 just floating over the horizon! Bow down to your creator

  • @tyronglover640
    @tyronglover640 Год назад +7

    There is a youtube exploit upon us! Why else whould he link to this now 🤔

  • @oathkeeper65
    @oathkeeper65 3 года назад +126

    Wait a minute... this isn’t mittensquad... this is the spiffing Brit.

  • @sirdragon6860
    @sirdragon6860 3 года назад +136

    Well yes, there's even an achievement for that called "take that darwin"

    • @NagaDarmag
      @NagaDarmag 3 года назад +29

      Also "slugger" for the no legs.

    • @martinpachu7125
      @martinpachu7125 3 года назад +3

      dude literally didnt evolve just to flip off a human dude,absolute legend

  • @helplmchoking
    @helplmchoking 2 года назад +20

    Holy sit I thought this game was way older! Loved it so much as a kid, I still have my deluxe edition in its fancy white box as well as the concept art book and all that. It was probably underwhelming if you were older but I was 13 so I adored it

  • @elitemook4234
    @elitemook4234 2 года назад +6

    I imagine the megachad developed speech souly so they could scream "You left me unfinished" at the heavens.

  • @playerunknown9448
    @playerunknown9448 3 года назад +172

    Spiff again proving that he never dissapoints.

  • @NightSpark11569
    @NightSpark11569 3 года назад +65

    Spore: I'm going to befriend this potato with eyes. oh my brain grew I'm going to eat you now

  • @NorthstriderGaming
    @NorthstriderGaming 3 года назад +12

    Carl, Sonic and Crash... the creativity of people knows no bounds

  • @astrosteve
    @astrosteve 2 года назад +56

    You know, it's really interesting that he doesn't like the space stage. When the game first came out, most people were the opposite, and insisted Space was the only stage that wasn't garbage and boring. Big change of opinions with the game, I guess?

    • @SchizoetryOfficial
      @SchizoetryOfficial 2 года назад +17

      The least popular stage is the cell stage but that was always my favorite. Thats not saying much though, because the entire game is trash imo.

    • @murrayshekelberg9754
      @murrayshekelberg9754 2 года назад +6

      I assume most people still like the space stage the best. I was surprised to hear someone say they thought it was the worst. That copy protection fiasco killed this games chances of a sequel

    • @Cheesusful
      @Cheesusful Год назад +4

      I always found cell stage incredibly relaxing

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 Год назад +11

      Honestly yeah, cell stage was definitely my favorite. Just kinda felt like a high production flash game with the 2d evolution, which is a good feeling.

  • @deathocats
    @deathocats 3 года назад +148

    "the most perfect being ever"
    ... Tea-anu Keeves?

    • @tempusaeturnum920
      @tempusaeturnum920 3 года назад +16

      Tea-anu Leeves

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 года назад +1

      Yorkshire Tea-anu Leeves Gold

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 3 года назад

      @@TheRealBlazingDiamond the planet should be called yorkshire, the species is the Tea-anu Leaves, flying the spaceship gold, to brew a cuppa where no Brit had brewed before

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond 3 года назад +1

      @@billionai4871 All the while enjoying a nice cup of Yorkshire tea gold

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter 3 года назад

      No...
      Tea-Our-New Leaves

  • @acidhydra101
    @acidhydra101 3 года назад +27

    Can't believe Spiff encountered 「CARL WHEEZER, THE DEVOURER OF GODS」 in this video! 117/10, amazing job.

  • @Milkman-bu9es
    @Milkman-bu9es 2 года назад +5

    When I was a kid I played spore for hundreds of hours, my proudest moment was discovering that regardless of whichever diet you picked if you add a herbivore mouth and a carnivore mouth you can be omnivorous anyway

    • @ashimochi
      @ashimochi Год назад

      Lmaoo yes, the realization shocked me as well

  • @AgelessTurtle
    @AgelessTurtle 2 года назад +19

    This game was so fun! I can’t imagine how awesome spore 2 would be with how games have evolved today! See what I did there?! ;D

    • @spiker.ortmann
      @spiker.ortmann 2 месяца назад

      And maybe they will finally give us the aquatic stage they left out in the original game... 😁

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 3 года назад +91

    «The chad has grown a brain! My goodness I thought the day would never come.» That’s one of the best lines I’ve ever heard.

  • @Twelth
    @Twelth 3 года назад +57

    "not all of us are perfect"
    But isn't mega Chad already perfect?

  • @hopejordan2997
    @hopejordan2997 2 года назад +5

    I love how the commentary sounds like a nature documentary.

  • @eryscalamitas1611
    @eryscalamitas1611 2 года назад +6

    This is the epitome of the " I wasn't born perfect, *I demanded it* " meme

  • @fishpop
    @fishpop 3 года назад +72

    I have one word to say about that large orange creature: "WOAH!"

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 3 года назад +344

    Just like real life British people, you start straight off as an invasive species. XD

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 3 года назад +8

      you shouldn't be laughing general, remember the Huk? remember Kummar? remember your days fighting for Kalee? general, you must not laugh aat these matters.

    • @AmericanCaesarian
      @AmericanCaesarian 3 года назад +12

      An invasive species that won due to being more advanced, same with the French, the Germans, the Americans, and sometimes the Russians

    • @DarksiderDarmoset
      @DarksiderDarmoset 3 года назад +15

      @@AmericanCaesarian Not being more advanced, but rather prioritizing weapons and violence over the needs of their own people.

    • @sheez7734
      @sheez7734 3 года назад

      @@AmericanCaesarian hell yeah brother

    • @paulsween628
      @paulsween628 3 года назад

      BRUH

  • @UltimatelyEverything
    @UltimatelyEverything 2 года назад +10

    We really need a Spore 2 or at least a remaster of Spore with DLC's.

  • @Philippe44
    @Philippe44 2 года назад +3

    Brit: Play the digeridoo
    Tribe Leader: Let me show you the dance of my people

  • @waaaaaaaspooky
    @waaaaaaaspooky 3 года назад +60

    You can't be the perfect being when carl wheezus is around

  • @Lankycaptain
    @Lankycaptain 3 года назад +213

    Questions like this must be answered and our glorious Tea leader is here to spread knowledge.

  • @kittimer
    @kittimer 2 года назад +3

    game: "you are about to enter civilization"
    also game: bodiless mega chads quantum tunneling across the map
    me: "Am I?"

  • @GraceAndHumility
    @GraceAndHumility 3 года назад +4

    The part where carl wheezer interrupted your consort was the best part of my life

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 3 года назад +22

    19:03 “Sir, a large object is coming out of Hyperspace!”

  • @timothykurdt7645
    @timothykurdt7645 3 года назад +89

    "CCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" -Some Llama with a hat

  • @ZX_STH
    @ZX_STH Год назад +3

    For people who wonder how species that shouldn't exist(Koalla, seahorse, humming bird, ect.) manage to exist anyway, it's just The Spiffing Brit doing a challenge run.