This has to be the most hysterical Spore video I've seen so far. Between Crash Bandicoot eye's bulging out of his head, the Chief spawning in and out of existence and Carl flying over the horizon, I was literally in tears!
well i think shutter stock is keeping the stock photo industry alive tbh and, Hollywood movies Edit: by shutter stock i mean its very strange images and cursed ones
Spore may be 12-13 years old, but damn the cutscenes are so well put together. The whole game is about creating the most random looking creatures, and the game somehow figures out how to animate every single one in cutscenes in a way that looks semi-reasonable. Not all games can handle working with custom characters, and some can't even figure out what to do with their own pre-made assets sometimes
I was actually suprised that there was a special cutcene because mega chad didnt have arms, where he tried it with the mouth it didnt work and then he threw it up to light it. But then again there is an achievement to reach the center without evolving, so it makes sense that there are speciap things for that Still, the game has so much Potential and so great stuff somethimes, its such a shake the end was so rushed
Destiny2 most recent expension had a cutscene with the first and most basic weapon model cause they couldnt be bothered making it work with your actual weapon.. But Spore could do it lol
Dude I made one creature that’s pretty much a three eyed furry and I saw an epic of it and it scared the living hell outta me as it chased me down and threw random creatures in its path.
@@Mystery-Wolf I made the Imposter from Among Us in the game and hid level 5 weapon parts inside it's body so that it would be dangerous to mess with. Later on I came across an Epic version of it, I dubbed it "the sussiest of them all"
The chief is so unevolved that he actually evolved physiologically and can disassemble in one place and reassemble in another so fast that the game's camera can not keep up.
Fun fact: there’s actually an achievement for reaching the center of the galaxy without evolving during your run! It’s called “better than Darwin” or “beyond Darwin” or something
I don’t care if I’m a year late, you were right with the first one “Better than Darwin” Edit that is another year later: Apparently the achievement doesn’t exist, don’t believe the lies like I did lads.
For real though, it has great potential for expansion. It's a shame all they've done is some dlc's. It could be much more realistic or offer more possibilities for in-game evolving/intercultural relationships
Well, it is from the franchise killer EA, just because Dark Spore do not sell very well, they killed the entire Spore franchise!!!! God they also killed Maxis (the studio who created Spore) just because Sim City 2013 was a flop, and that was one of the biggest studios they have!!! That's why there is no Spore 2, because it is from EA, simple as that.
To me the funniest part is the implication that Spiff spent hours designing a species to look exactly like an old Nickelodeon character... then forgot he had ever done that, or even what the character looks like.
Spiff could be defeated by voice recognition. Spiff: "Alexa, order free tins of tea." Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't have any free tea in my database." (This is meant to be funny, not mean.)
Kid: "Mom? Why are we Mega Chad?" Mom: "Because we're the best. You can't improve peak performance!" Kid: "But the kids at school can walk and grab things!" Mom: "The kids at school are weak. They give up then evolve just so they can give up again. Now vibrate to bed before I dunk on your sorry-."
Kid: ok. Dad: But that's not all. Kid: Why? Dad: I mean, other creatures need arms and legs to get what they want, right? Kid: right. Dad: But we don’t need these things which is why we are superior and giga chads. It's like your mom say, other beings failure just to get slightly better, to failure again. But we didn't need something stupid like this. We survived millions of years without to get change. While others whining and cry like little babies, we chads don’t cry, we have success. So don't listen to these jealous betas and alphas, they are just envy. You are a chad like me and your mother. And now, have good dreams.
I remember ages ago trying to do a fish playthrough. It actually did put my first nest in to the ocean, because it was supposed to be possible at first. Sadly there were no controls to dive or anything... that's when I realized they never coded in water creatures. When I tried to evolve to be a land animal, the sea monster burst out of the ground and ate me immediately. It was a good run.
Crawls out of the sea, never evolves, threatens other species with poetry, and creates an empire through ruthless bureaucracy? Dear Lizzie, it's the Vogons.
@Kot-Kojote by the time Star Citizen comes out, time itself will be a scoffed-upon concept that beings of pure light will communicate to you through telepathy.... but plot twist, the beings of pure light are sponsored by Nvidia Ray Tracing.
Megachad: 'gets stuck' Also Megachad: 'refuses to ask for help and simply dies right where he is 2 feet from another creature' Truly the most mega of Chad's
but still many scientists think that when human kind eventually KILLS ITSELF because we are idiots jellyfish will prosper because we have killed their predators
"Doesn't really matter how you evolve, provided you have enough money making potential and scummy gameplay strategies, anything is possible!" You made the Vogons
They won't even bother to save their grandmothers if they aren't ordered to by the council after a decade waiting for approval only to end up at a recycling centre.
The reason that the mega chads were so buggy during cutscenes is because they are simply the perfect creature, and as such are not only not bound by the rules of the game, but can also move along the 4th dimension
I love all the things you can do in this game. When I was a kid I was in a war with another alien race and when they only had 1 system left I started abducting their citizens. After I blew up their planet I placed them down on a planet that I had set aside for this exact experiment. I then put a monolith down to help them with their technology. After they had evolved their species once again I made contact with them and they treated me like a god 😂😂😂 and I decided to make diplomatic relations with them so they could buy all of my spices heheh. I love spore.
@@FringeWizard2 Well, I wonder if they expected such rapid development from us in these last 500 years. Let alone the possibly thousands of years they haven't seen us in.
I'm sick right now, but hearing Spiff laughing while saying "He's got one thousand health and he's coming to kill us" makes it impossible to not laugh with him. It hurts to laugh. But I don't care. I needed this.
@@cwinship Of course, how could I have mistaken Leo for Vincent, that treacherous police guy. With such a long nose, do you have an advantage only when fleeing or also when playing games with your son?
It’s crazy that they never made Spore 2. After all, they made The Sims 2, and this game is still being played even to this day. A sequel to this game is long overdue
There are certain strains Cyanobacteria that are thought to be roughly 2.8 billion years old, are among the first bacteria to develop photosynthesis to produce oxygen, and still live in colonies near ocean shores where they leave behind rocky outcroppings, some of which are the oldest _rocks_ on Earth.
@@IamCoalfoot it gets even better not only have they survived to the present day with very little evolutionary change they survived multiple mass extinctions that they caused by pumping so much oxygen into the atmosphere that the it became inhospitable to them.
You don't have me fooled, someone else did this before spiff. Although admittedly their video didn't feature Crash bandicoot and Carl Wheezer from Jimmy neutron.
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond the planet should be called yorkshire, the species is the Tea-anu Leaves, flying the spaceship gold, to brew a cuppa where no Brit had brewed before
you shouldn't be laughing general, remember the Huk? remember Kummar? remember your days fighting for Kalee? general, you must not laugh aat these matters.
I loved how this video ended. So wholesome. Also shout out to Carl from Jimmy Neutron at 17:24. I really wish Spiff knew about Carl and all the crazy memes he's spawned.
Never realized the game had an actual end. Just logged off after getting bored exterminating planets of supporting life. Also only playing 1 spaceship for my empire was so cringey.
@@jasonlynch282 I always played the space age as the line explorer and emissary of my species, not in charge of it or anything but pushing to the galactic centre and introducing them to new planets so I was fine with the single ship, plus you get allies. But yes, there's an end of sorts and it takes fucking forever to do it (space be big and the galaxy gets brutal towards the centre, evil fuckin aliens) but eventually it happens. I was super pumped when I did it as a kid, took weeks
You know, it's really interesting that he doesn't like the space stage. When the game first came out, most people were the opposite, and insisted Space was the only stage that wasn't garbage and boring. Big change of opinions with the game, I guess?
I assume most people still like the space stage the best. I was surprised to hear someone say they thought it was the worst. That copy protection fiasco killed this games chances of a sequel
Honestly yeah, cell stage was definitely my favorite. Just kinda felt like a high production flash game with the 2d evolution, which is a good feeling.
An entire society of giant unicellular organisms that only communicate with music and conquer the world in a bloodless economical expansion that is actually amazing
![Hunxho - Ball Forever [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nki9ZTF9Uls/mqdefault.jpg)
The starting cell has a mouth, that means it can drink tea. There's no point in evolving further
Only yorkshire gold
This creature is a carnivore and tea is plant based.
hands optional.
@@austinbutcher8106 good old regular Yorkshire is fine too
It does need a hand for grabbing a cup of tea, what if it starts drinking out of the boston docks?
"tactical mating on the battlefield"
War is changing.
sounds nice
Love does bloom on a battlefield.
War. War never cha... wait what?
If I want mating on a battlefield I just join my wife in bed.
Now I want to find a game where it's canonical The basic game mechanics.
Who has a link to a game like this?
This has to be the most hysterical Spore video I've seen so far. Between Crash Bandicoot eye's bulging out of his head, the Chief spawning in and out of existence and Carl flying over the horizon, I was literally in tears!
I was 100% not expecting Carl and was dying laughing
Same tho ngl
true
Where was the chef!???!??!!!
@@hypo0072 The Tribal Chief. They're talking about the leader of the Mega Chads being an absolute spaz.
Spiff is singlehandedly keeping the stock photo industry alive
well i think shutter stock is keeping the stock photo industry alive tbh and, Hollywood movies
Edit: by shutter stock i mean its very strange images and cursed ones
And dark dom
@@lazer1036 yeah dark dom too
I think he just screen shots the stock photos so he is not feeding those poor photographers 😂
@@fenrirgg exactly! you can even see the watermarks left in all the pictures. 😂
"we're going to aim for the children because they'll be the easiest to impress and gain their trust" - Spiff 2021
Spiffing Brit groomed me and here’s proof:
Starting off with a great quote in 2021
@@thespiffingbrit, honestly, you asked for it ! ^^
@@thespiffingbrit Your career as a youtuber might be over, but your career as a market(e)er is about to skyrocket!
@@thespiffingbrit spiff are you taking advice from technoblade?
Spore may be 12-13 years old, but damn the cutscenes are so well put together. The whole game is about creating the most random looking creatures, and the game somehow figures out how to animate every single one in cutscenes in a way that looks semi-reasonable. Not all games can handle working with custom characters, and some can't even figure out what to do with their own pre-made assets sometimes
I was actually suprised that there was a special cutcene because mega chad didnt have arms, where he tried it with the mouth it didnt work and then he threw it up to light it.
But then again there is an achievement to reach the center without evolving, so it makes sense that there are speciap things for that
Still, the game has so much Potential and so great stuff somethimes, its such a shake the end was so rushed
@@THEJPIndustry I think it throwing it in the air and getting hit happens in all the animation, not just without arms
Destiny2 most recent expension had a cutscene with the first and most basic weapon model cause they couldnt be bothered making it work with your actual weapon.. But Spore could do it lol
"What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?" Yes, yes it is.
I had two kancor swores while watching this and during the scene my body wanted to laugh and it hurt me badly because the swores;-;
No, it's crash bandicoot 🤣😭
No it's a hex bug
Havent heard that song in years
@@scotcheggable Yeah. I heard it a month ago in some video I think but before that it was also years.
Carl Weezer just sliding into the frame, floating over the horizon had me crying of laughter. Spore really is the best game
so good haha
Dude I made one creature that’s pretty much a three eyed furry and I saw an epic of it and it scared the living hell outta me as it chased me down and threw random creatures in its path.
This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.
The evolution in goes to of banana
@@Mystery-Wolf I made the Imposter from Among Us in the game and hid level 5 weapon parts inside it's body so that it would be dangerous to mess with. Later on I came across an Epic version of it, I dubbed it "the sussiest of them all"
The horrifying, lumbering figure of crash approaching you as you try to escape had me laughing so hard.
The chief is so unevolved that he actually evolved physiologically and can disassemble in one place and reassemble in another so fast that the game's camera can not keep up.
Ruining the 69 likes :))))
@@Humaidan. good
@@Humaidan. Thank you every much
This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.
@@thefolder3086 what?
Imagine that, a Brit's favorite game mode is the one where they loot and pillage the entire planet for it's resources.
He’s still mad about us throwing tea in the ocean
@@VentusTheSwift And look how you’re doing now
@@thesegundovolante C'mon, that's a low blow
I'm Australian and I approve this message
400th like lol
Fun fact: there’s actually an achievement for reaching the center of the galaxy without evolving during your run! It’s called “better than Darwin” or “beyond Darwin” or something
I don’t care if I’m a year late, you were right with the first one “Better than Darwin”
Edit that is another year later:
Apparently the achievement doesn’t exist, don’t believe the lies like I did lads.
@@Duffyboi cool
@@Duffyboi nice
Yeah I think it is “Better than Darwin”
@@Duffyboi Surprised to see a fellow Duffy on here.
The tribal chief was ahead of his time, the madlad was just practising interdimensional travel because his chad body was holding him back.
Why love I do say that tea-drinking chap has the spiffy of a good-old Brit
We did witness his powers of Astrokinesis, what with stretching himself from one location to another as a form of precognitive "safe" teleportation
someone spiked his tea with bang energy, and he was trying his damnedest to stay in the corporeal realm
The floating Carl Weezer is far more terrifying than Crack Bandicocaine
I love this comment honestly
he is levitating to assert his dominance over the mega chads
how is it even in this game
Aku Aku: Crash?
Crash: I WANNA PAINT AUSTRALIA FLOURESCENT GREEN! **resumes snorting**
@@someguywithatophat7599 spore has a cool "multiplayer" system where it connects your game with others to download their creations
Spiff: "Tactical mating on battlefield."
Fallout series: "War... War-- does change."
Random Alien: "Your species are descendants of limbless space slugs"
Spiffing Brit:
no, we ARE limbless space slugs
"Well, you're not wrong."
That's my grandmother you're talking about!
Have you ever been to Grimsby?
The slugs: i-i
“Time to steal the world spice supply”
- every Brit ever
Don't you mean the Dutch?
the british stole land lol not the worlds spice
ganja and tea are the spice of modern day...
@@archiemetherell the dutch stole land from the sea lmao
Spiff: Did you see this devs?! I beat the game without evolving!
Devs hq:
Dev 1: Someone beat the game without evolving.
Dev 2: Why?
That someone: funny
Dev 3: someone beat the game?
Dev 4: Doesn't the brain have to evolve to get through the game?
Dev 5: For the achievement
@@joelhoon1707 dev 6: yes
Yeah, Spore is definitely making it's comeback 12 years later.
It never died
For real though, it has great potential for expansion. It's a shame all they've done is some dlc's. It could be much more realistic or offer more possibilities for in-game evolving/intercultural relationships
praying for spore 2
Well, it is from the franchise killer EA, just because Dark Spore do not sell very well, they killed the entire Spore franchise!!!! God they also killed Maxis (the studio who created Spore) just because Sim City 2013 was a flop, and that was one of the biggest studios they have!!!
That's why there is no Spore 2, because it is from EA, simple as that.
@@Feorblack This is why EA sucks, all they think about is the money they make and nothing else
"Just eating food and not evolving whatsoever"
Sounds familiar...
Speak for yourself! I have now gained the ability to roll to the downstairs fridge!
T minus two weeks to an actual human for president.
sounds like a american
@@kratosorokai1546 Yes because the most powerful nation on earth is unevolved...
@@IndigoGollum Hmm I would concur with that.
Karl Weezer and Crash Bandicoot making the guest appearances I never knew I needed
To me the funniest part is the implication that Spiff spent hours designing a species to look exactly like an old Nickelodeon character... then forgot he had ever done that, or even what the character looks like.
and sonic
Brit doesn’t need to evolve, he’s already a flawless being
A perfectly balanced person with no exploits
Spiff could be defeated by voice recognition. Spiff: "Alexa, order free tins of tea." Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't have any free tea in my database."
(This is meant to be funny, not mean.)
But is he a flawless as the Queen?
@@thespiffingbrit like all things should be.
I
agree
When spiff says that his creation is perfect even before development, sounds a lot like Bethesda’s attitude to their games.
Admittingly, Skyrim and Fallout 4 are pretty good, yet buggy, games. Fallout 76, not so much.
It just works!
This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.
Kid: "Mom? Why are we Mega Chad?"
Mom: "Because we're the best. You can't improve peak performance!"
Kid: "But the kids at school can walk and grab things!"
Mom: "The kids at school are weak. They give up then evolve just so they can give up again. Now vibrate to bed before I dunk on your sorry-."
How does she plan to dunk on the kid?
@@llewelynshingler2173 That sounds like quitter talk coming from you.
@@llewelynshingler2173 with anger
Kid: ok.
Dad: But that's not all.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I mean, other creatures need arms and legs to get what they want, right?
Kid: right.
Dad: But we don’t need these things which is why we are superior and giga chads.
It's like your mom say, other beings failure just to get slightly better, to failure again.
But we didn't need something stupid like this.
We survived millions of years without to get change.
While others whining and cry like little babies, we chads don’t cry, we have success.
So don't listen to these jealous betas and alphas, they are just envy.
You are a chad like me and your mother.
And now, have good dreams.
@@llewelynshingler2173 Eye-blatter
The best part about this game is that when it crashes after two hours I get reminded that it doesn't have autosave.
i would recommend running it on windows 7. it's much more stable
after two hours I finished a run :p
@@synka5922 not if you play the space stage legit...
I don't think I have had it crash.🤔
"Come inside my belly" Isn't that the opening line to introduce yourself to the creator of Yorkshire Tea?
You are what you eat, so... probably.
"Come inside my belly"- Spiff 2021
@@emilbotev3656 This will be a cursed year.
It's vulgar to talk about her majesty the queen, from who all good things spring, in such a base manner .
Just makes me think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers.
I remember ages ago trying to do a fish playthrough. It actually did put my first nest in to the ocean, because it was supposed to be possible at first. Sadly there were no controls to dive or anything... that's when I realized they never coded in water creatures. When I tried to evolve to be a land animal, the sea monster burst out of the ground and ate me immediately. It was a good run.
Crawls out of the sea, never evolves, threatens other species with poetry, and creates an empire through ruthless bureaucracy?
Dear Lizzie, it's the Vogons.
He didn't seat in any other species to
You sir, are a man of culture! And I do hope you always carry a towel.
Well at least we don't have to panic
DON'T PANIC!
He also didn't evolve since crawling out of the primordial sludge, just like them!
So long and thanks for all the fish!
There's even an achievement for this...
@@thespiffingbrit yeah... when I did this playthrough the creature stage took about 10 hours to do lol
@@Sithisine Really? The only one I know of is for not using legs.
@@Klekowksii basically just make jabba the hutt
@@Klekowksii There are a lot of achievements in spore
@@Sithisine I know but I looked on the wiki and couldn't find it. It's called "Better than Darwin" or something, right?
Quote “They’re perfect!”
Literally 15 minutes later “Weird, strange, leg-less abominations”
9:15 smh, spiff implying that not having legs makes mega chad not perfect 😢
Stuff can be two things
The fact that he didn't recognize Carl bc he's British was probably the best.
Jimmy Neutron aired in England! He probably just never watched it. I definitely remember watching it as a kid.
Hes prolly just a bit too old to know it
@@darksteelmenace595 Spiff is actually really young. 23, I think?
@@HiddenSunny he sounds like he's at least 30 xD
ya gotta of meant bri'ish.
"The game will apparently be released shortly after Star Citizen is complete"
ow
It’s never coming
@Kot-Kojote by the time Star Citizen comes out, time itself will be a scoffed-upon concept that beings of pure light will communicate to you through telepathy....
but plot twist, the beings of pure light are sponsored by Nvidia Ray Tracing.
Owww, but true.
And after Cyberpunk works.
Ouch but as a SC fan it could be true. Still optimistic either way! And for Half-life 3! Someday...
Megachad: 'gets stuck'
Also Megachad: 'refuses to ask for help and simply dies right where he is 2 feet from another creature'
Truly the most mega of Chad's
This man literally took over the planet with the Spore equivalent of Jellyfish.
That's what I was thinking, but then I realized jellyfish at least bothered to evolve defensive stings.
Jellyfish are the ultimate chad animal
Well, the creature had beak and eyes from the beginning, both evolutionary things very advanced compared to Jellyfish, especially eyes.
Pretty sure jellyfish don't have brains...
but still many scientists think that when human kind eventually KILLS ITSELF because we are idiots jellyfish will prosper because we have killed their predators
"Doesn't really matter how you evolve, provided you have enough money making potential and scummy gameplay strategies, anything is possible!" You made the Vogons
They won't even bother to save their grandmothers if they aren't ordered to by the council after a decade waiting for approval only to end up at a recycling centre.
Except they actually can sing and play instruments well.
The reason that the mega chads were so buggy during cutscenes is because they are simply the perfect creature, and as such are not only not bound by the rules of the game, but can also move along the 4th dimension
Imagine calmly and happily living in your tribe when suddenly:
*C H I L D*
argh i hate when that happens
I too, hate when Carl comes down from the heavens and treats my people like anta
That was an awesome UFO design. Some of the stuff people designed in the game.
@@mechguardain5494 at least someone here watched jimmy neutron...
"A chaotic demon of death has arrived"
You have it all wrong, that is the god of spore, Carl Wheezer.
who's carl wheezer?
@@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ever watched Jimmy Neutron?
@@dahscreamingeagle3473 Ivenever even watched jimmy neutron but Ik who he is still. Carl is a meme icon! How could you not know him?!
These two things are not mutually exclusive
This explains everything. This thing is what creationists are.they are created and they don’t evolve.
Carl Wheezer moment had me in awe, so majestically just gliding over his domain for he is the All-father
Floating Carl is way too accurate. How the hell did that get in the game.
lmaoo
Probably a spaceship design? Occasionally aliens will come to your planet and abduct things
@@BarbarianGod YEAH THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IT IS A SPACESHIP CAUSE IT WAS FLOATING
Spore uses images to create NPC’s, they used a picture of Carl wheeler and spore-ified it
@@crazyhayden no- some. Someone made it
Crack Bandicocaine cant hurt you, hes not real
Crack Bandicocaine:
Woah!
woah
Wo-o-ah
I love all the things you can do in this game.
When I was a kid I was in a war with another alien race and when they only had 1 system left I started abducting their citizens. After I blew up their planet I placed them down on a planet that I had set aside for this exact experiment. I then put a monolith down to help them with their technology.
After they had evolved their species once again I made contact with them and they treated me like a god 😂😂😂 and I decided to make diplomatic relations with them so they could buy all of my spices heheh. I love spore.
This sounds like the plot of a really twisted version of Star Wars
Wasn't this in stargate?
Our alien founders are like they need to cull themselves first
Sounds like what has happened to us. I'm convinced we're an inferior species just being toyed with by aliens like in your story.
@@FringeWizard2 Well, I wonder if they expected such rapid development from us in these last 500 years. Let alone the possibly thousands of years they haven't seen us in.
really should've opened up civ 5 when you "entered civilization" and smoothly transitioned into another video
then stalaris for the space age
"See there is a tiny tribe here but we need to steal their spice they are meant to have"
spoken like a true brit
I'm sick right now, but hearing Spiff laughing while saying "He's got one thousand health and he's coming to kill us" makes it impossible to not laugh with him.
It hurts to laugh. But I don't care. I needed this.
as someone else also currently sick in bed, this part spurred a cough/laugh fit in me too 😂😩
"Oh, come inside my belly."
- The Spiffing Brit
V O R E
@@yetanothermetaname1118 D I D S O M E O N E S A Y V O R E ?
Me: wait is that-
Spiff: THE NUT
Me:
The NUT is a wonderful creature
"Unlike other Spore creatures, this one is nightmare fuel"
You're saying other Spore creatures _don't_ look like demons?
Spore creatures can look really cute depending on how you make them
@@littenfire3563 true
Y'all ever wonder what Brit's search history looks like after finding all these stock images?
What is *your* search history? What did you search to get that pfp???
That is an excellent question and an even more excellent response.
@@cwinship Vincent, prison didn't do you too well...
@@quuaaarrrk8056 *Leo, and my long nose gives me an aerodynamic advantage so it's okay
@@cwinship Of course, how could I have mistaken Leo for Vincent, that treacherous police guy. With such a long nose, do you have an advantage only when fleeing or also when playing games with your son?
*Normal creatures:* Walking.
*The Mega Chad:* E X T E N D B O D Y
is a snek
It’s crazy that they never made Spore 2. After all, they made The Sims 2, and this game is still being played even to this day. A sequel to this game is long overdue
"New study proves existence of creature that hasn't evolved in billions of years"
You mean like cockroaches?
Viruses
@@AlfredEiji viruses aren't living, much less creatures.
There are certain strains Cyanobacteria that are thought to be roughly 2.8 billion years old, are among the first bacteria to develop photosynthesis to produce oxygen, and still live in colonies near ocean shores where they leave behind rocky outcroppings, some of which are the oldest _rocks_ on Earth.
@@IamCoalfoot it gets even better not only have they survived to the present day with very little evolutionary change they survived multiple mass extinctions that they caused by pumping so much oxygen into the atmosphere that the it became inhospitable to them.
Spiff again proving that he never dissapoints.
.
Spiffing Brit makes niceness and warmth seem completely non-pandering, and I love how everything he says just sounds like a big hug.
"Come (sic) inside my belly." - Spiff
It's on record.
The parts about getting his belly are also on record. The vore crowd will keep that one on their sound board.
@@lemeres2478 I love the implication that there's a vore crowd that have a soundboard of vore-related sound effects to play
@@aidankelly4952 yes
Can't believe Spiff encountered 「CARL WHEEZER, THE DEVOURER OF GODS」 in this video! 117/10, amazing job.
i love the combination of cheese, running monologue, and incredible positive energy, no matter how bad the game outcome is
You don't have me fooled, someone else did this before spiff. Although admittedly their video didn't feature Crash bandicoot and Carl Wheezer from Jimmy neutron.
@@thespiffingbrit don't forget good old crash Bandicocaine
Well yes, there's even an achievement for that called "take that darwin"
Also "slugger" for the no legs.
dude literally didnt evolve just to flip off a human dude,absolute legend
With Spiff's magnificent narration I almost forgot that this wasn't the Discovery Channel.
Wait a minute... this isn’t mittensquad... this is the spiffing Brit.
This is where the real game begins...
Lol
@@ChulioRCHulio it truly is
I have one word to say about that large orange creature: "WOAH!"
To be honest spore has great potential and should have a new dlc or remake
Preferably without EA being involved at all
still in early development, but
@@Lilll3 but WHAT?
@@rolands97 THRIVE, a beta game supposed to be the successor to spore
spiff: *trade monster with a monopoly on the universe*
also spiff: *makes me cry from wholesomeness*
*n u t*
«The chad has grown a brain! My goodness I thought the day would never come.» That’s one of the best lines I’ve ever heard.
Spiff makes the same tactical movements I make in ark when I see a raptor on a mount that I can be pounced off of
Turn away and keep moving
Questions like this must be answered and our glorious Tea leader is here to spread knowledge.
Tis possible
Yes, dis possible
"the most perfect being ever"
... Tea-anu Keeves?
Tea-anu Leeves
Yorkshire Tea-anu Leeves Gold
@@TheRealBlazingDiamond the planet should be called yorkshire, the species is the Tea-anu Leaves, flying the spaceship gold, to brew a cuppa where no Brit had brewed before
@@billionai4871 All the while enjoying a nice cup of Yorkshire tea gold
No...
Tea-Our-New Leaves
when you say "Mega Chad" too quickly it sounds like "Maggot Chan" and honestly both names are completely accurate
Spore: I'm going to befriend this potato with eyes. oh my brain grew I'm going to eat you now
Just like real life British people, you start straight off as an invasive species. XD
you shouldn't be laughing general, remember the Huk? remember Kummar? remember your days fighting for Kalee? general, you must not laugh aat these matters.
An invasive species that won due to being more advanced, same with the French, the Germans, the Americans, and sometimes the Russians
@@AmericanCaesarian Not being more advanced, but rather prioritizing weapons and violence over the needs of their own people.
@@AmericanCaesarian hell yeah brother
BRUH
"The game will be released shortly after Star Citizen is fully complete."
Well played Spiff, I tip my hat to you
I loved how this video ended. So wholesome. Also shout out to Carl from Jimmy Neutron at 17:24. I really wish Spiff knew about Carl and all the crazy memes he's spawned.
"not all of us are perfect"
But isn't mega Chad already perfect?
If it can drink tea, it's perfect
This game was so fun! I can’t imagine how awesome spore 2 would be with how games have evolved today! See what I did there?! ;D
And maybe they will finally give us the aquatic stage they left out in the original game... 😁
19:03 “Sir, a large object is coming out of Hyperspace!”
But there’s an achievement if you beat the entire game without evolving so you should’ve gone to the center of the galaxy
Never realized the game had an actual end. Just logged off after getting bored exterminating planets of supporting life. Also only playing 1 spaceship for my empire was so cringey.
@@jasonlynch282 bruh where are your allies?get 3 atleast lmao
@@jasonlynch282 I always played the space age as the line explorer and emissary of my species, not in charge of it or anything but pushing to the galactic centre and introducing them to new planets so I was fine with the single ship, plus you get allies.
But yes, there's an end of sorts and it takes fucking forever to do it (space be big and the galaxy gets brutal towards the centre, evil fuckin aliens) but eventually it happens. I was super pumped when I did it as a kid, took weeks
You know you are in a good planet when there is sonic, crash bandicoot and jimmy neutron characters as epic monsters
carl was a shaped ship from another star nation
The flying character was Carl Weezer from the childrens show Jimmy Neutron
I love that the Mega Chad was too slow with walking, so instead it chose a quantum existence and zips its way through the world.
"Because trust me, If these little guys can get to space, what you can manage, is going to be absolutely terrifying." - My new get motivated quote
I see Carl in the background and all I can think of is "Hey Jimmy!!!" in his voice as loud as a fog horn
Now I'm think of Jimmy neutron looking into the sky to see a giant tposing carl wheezer.
"CCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" -Some Llama with a hat
Also rick grimes
"Caaaaaaaaaarrrrl, that kills people!"
One of the best animated series out there imo
his name is paul
That seems perfectly logical.... I have seen a lot of people complete life IRL without evolving at all
UNDERRATED COMMENT, this shit is hilarious!😂
"that's some intense nuttage right there, and wow, he's collapsed". That's not a Spore creature that's just my pet rabbit.
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I wasn't aware Spiff was physically capable of saying "Not my cup of tea".
That's when he sees cup of coffee.
He won't steal someone else's cup of tea that would just be wrong
@@quincyking010
I can imagine someone asking if he wants tea, and then they bring coffee. This is when he says: That's not my cup of tea.
It was clearly mixed with coffee.
he's just implying that the said cup of tea will belong to him in the future
I cried in fear seeing Carl weazer at 17:23 just floating over the horizon! Bow down to your creator
17:39 that's an ufo, they sometimes spawn in the tribal stage
I believe it's a Croissant finding scout Model Carl Wheezer.
*a
poor mega Chad faild his quest at the moment he evolved a brain... :(
He didn't evolve it. He just grew it by eating and singing. Like gaining weight, but the weight can make thoughts and more convincing songs
@@paulelderson934 and quite possibly telepathy
You know, it's really interesting that he doesn't like the space stage. When the game first came out, most people were the opposite, and insisted Space was the only stage that wasn't garbage and boring. Big change of opinions with the game, I guess?
The least popular stage is the cell stage but that was always my favorite. Thats not saying much though, because the entire game is trash imo.
I assume most people still like the space stage the best. I was surprised to hear someone say they thought it was the worst. That copy protection fiasco killed this games chances of a sequel
I always found cell stage incredibly relaxing
Honestly yeah, cell stage was definitely my favorite. Just kinda felt like a high production flash game with the 2d evolution, which is a good feeling.
You can't be the perfect being when carl wheezus is around
"Bottom feeding is a noble profession"
Oh dear, Spiff's gone French
An entire society of giant unicellular organisms that only communicate with music and conquer the world in a bloodless economical expansion that is actually amazing
You gotta apreciate the amount of time he spent restarting worlds until he found a green land, blue water planet
Evolution's strongest weapon:
Waddling.
Calling sex “tactical mating” is the funniest shit ever
I found the Crash funny but was not expecting a floating Carl.
That Crash Bandicoot is legitimately the stuff of nightmares.
No one gonna talk about the "drill" on the purple thing
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