Is this the 'Godliest' Way to Beat Civ 6?
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2024
- Civilization 6 or Civ VI as many like to call it is a classical 4X hex based grand strategy spanning the ages from the start of Civilization to the start of the great space age. There are several ways of winning a game of CIV 6. You can defeat your enemies, out science and tech your rivals, win the game of tourism and culture. And finally get a religious victory. A Religion only victory occurs when the player partakes in none of the other forms of victory and simply converts half of all other player civs cities. Now many would say that CIVILIZATION 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS. However today I present to you the Religion Only Challenge. And as you will soon discover something is slightly unbalanced in civilization 6 at the moment.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Civilization 6 challenge!
Patreon: / spiffing
Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
Discord: / discord
title: CIVILIZATION 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Religion Only Challenge
00:00 - HELLO
01:30 - Religious Exploitation
02:45 - Starting Out
26:00 - Evangelising
42:26 - The World Falls
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Spiff: "40,000 bags of tea."
Me: *looks at harbor and sweats profusely*
*america intenfies*
Like he said, everyone loves taxes.
The temptation to turn the ocean into Tea is immense.
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 *Boston intensifies
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Instinctively buys truck with lift kit w/ train horn and decks out with US flag and put "Murika" on the hood.
I love the amount of times you interact with us fans. The exploits you show breaking the game are great and always give me a good laugh and a way to lower stress allowing me to laugh.
I mean... Can you really blame the most impressive and generous tea bagger in the entire English Empire? He is glorious. Long live to the Spiffing Brit!
the mad lad actually did it
Good morn to you High Priest.
agreed
@@holywarriorofthechurchofte5495 very much agreed
Brit “Everyone likes taxation”
Americans:
👀
Americans: *throws tea into harbor*
@Coding Crusader I mean, TBH, wasn't even the taxes we were concerned with, contrary to popular belief. It was the lack of representation in the government, the general way we were being treated, ETC... Not to mention, the taxes themselves were actually quite fair, considering Britain had emptied it's coffers defending us from the French.
@Coding Crusader Its not tax evasion if you don't pay taxes
@@jeremiahsnelson5644 in terms of lack of representation, we're doing way worse now lol
@@jeremiahsnelson5644 ask the french how good we are at paying people back for helping us with our wars XD
_"What is this? YoU d0N't wAnT tO bE COnVeRtED? This is the will of God!"_
Probably summarize the entirety of human history.
A good chunk of it yeah
The entirety of British history
european history*
@@ashleysabharwal6662 World history*
American pledge
Spiffing brit: blah blah blah.... 40,000 tea bags
Me: binge watches everyvideo.... twice
same
I have some virtual machines keeping his stuff on repeat.
I don’t have Twitter, want my screenshots?
this guy has been reaping my phone's data singlehandedly by making videos that i play about 20 times over daily
>Kongo wanted Stonehenge
>Kongo is literally unable to found their own religion in Civ 6
Got to get that sweet +2 faith / turn.
I once played Kongo on a duel map, and it was smart enough to use the World Congress to keep me from gaining any Great Prophet points for a session (as I would easily win a religious victory due to Kongo being unable to found their own). It's possible Kongo builds Stonehenge in order to keep other civs from exploiting that weakness.
Just for denial.
they were just upset he was building any wonder
@@EstrellaViajeViajero No. The AI is so stupid that if they have the wonder agenda,, thy will want to build every wonder, no matter if they will not benefit from it at all. Petra in a lone desert tile is the best, though it seems the AI rarely knows how to build Petra.
It's so nostalgic to see Spiff celebrating old subscriber milestones.
Funny Bc this is legit my first vid seeing them
Did anyone win that tea?
@@MassivePonyFan We are still wondering to this day
Ikr
@@MassivePonyFan The delivery guy probably got crushed
"Camels, quite famously the ships of the desert"
Camels will straight up swim in the open ocean to graze on islands tho
as he said, ships
My parents questioned why I needed to buy 10 boxes of tea, they just don’t understand
You tell them its your religion
@@mightbejustin7471 he will have to sacrifice them for the queen anyway
*IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM!*
I appreciate communism comrad
luckily my parents are dead :D
"Everyone loves taxation" - The Spiffing Brit
And that's how the Ameican Revolution started
Interesting its still a brit saying it, init?
I mean, to be fair it was mostly just greedy wealthy elites that started it, we of the lower class, and a fair amount of the middle class didn't care about the taxes.
@@thnecromaniac You know nothing about the point of taxes.
@@garretth8224 taxes is government funding. Whether that's luxury, to make the realm Prosper, war funding, or the needs of government officials. Also law enforcement, and education. And that's not all
The Necromaniac and Nerdologist I'm pretty sure the lower class did care about being heavily taxed but ok...
“Camels, the ships of the desert”
There’s that Age of Empires 2 logic at work
I don't know what exactly you're referring to but that's a real nickname for camels
@@guythat779 in AoE2 camels took increased damage from towers that did increased damage to ships
@@Urahara451 ooohhhhhhh
Damn that's funny
AOE 2 is a beautiful game
"Why would someone pay, like seven pounds, just to play as Australia??"
Rimmy: -intensely breathing-
i got the aussies dlc for free. But i live in Australia... What does this mean?
@@notabrick7307 solace before Ghandi nukes you?
Just to get on the beers
The first Australians were Brits who were forced to play as Australia for free.
you pay thirty dollary-doos!
"you know the Crabs with monocle mod for skyrim"
You called?
Damn mudcrabs
meet bernie sanders mutant crab!
My god it’s beautiful, thank you for that laugh
"Stealing resources from the Congo"
What an innovative move!
Comred1 *Insert «Outstanding move» meme here*
@@Comred1 Is that a Monty Python reference? Bravo friend. You made me chuckle a bit.
My dear Mr Lindsey, that is, in fact, an Eddie Izzard reference.
Outstanding move
*Hey i've seen this one!*
Given how far they transported the stones of Stonehenge, funny that the game makes them be adjacent.
Well who knows how big those tiles in civ 6 are they could be like 10m or 100km
@@SmallPotato2313 Perhaps, but they came from over 280km away in what is now a different nation. Could one tile be an entire small nation? I though a city itself was quickly more than that.
@@PtolemyJones well yea i know i was joking xd would be quite big cities ngl
@@SmallPotato2313 Not to mention, imagine having to deal with those city's sewage system, must be a nightmare dealing with terra tons of sewage per day from a single city.
Its only history nerds like u and I that thinks about stuff like that 😂
I love the energy that Spiff has when he says "go for the crab" at 12:41
sounds like LGIO when he excited (aka when he says “Gasp!”)
"Check out this exploit!"
*Plays basically a full game of civ*
You mean "Plays a full game of civ". The word "basically" means literally nothing.
John Fredrik Rian Nah, it’s basically meaningless, not literally.
@@johnfrian And the word literally means basically nothing these days, aren't words fun.
Drop the base(icly's please)
i think you triggered the anti basicalists.
bravo! i never knew they existed but yet here they are.
0:50
Spiff: how can you have a British Empire without tea?
Answer: opioids
CHINA NUMBA WAN
China is coming for you👍😁
*free opioids
10:36 "Everybody loves taxation!"
*Revolutionary war-age America would like to know your location*
Redcoats much better than any infantry in its era im willing to bet there was a revolution proving that statement wrong
@@andrewmenefee6662 the revolution lost. The Brits just let them have independence to shit up
@@HDTomo nah we just didn't go over there and kick your butts like the french killed thier king.
Me --->Continues to chant USA in American.
andrew menefee The UK was at war with France at the time and just saw the Americans as the lesser threat lol
@@irarelyupload6930 Excuses Excuses you owned half of the world and screwed it up
That is an absolutely goated spawn though. Torres, three tribals, a solid amount of settlable land, Yerevan, and the opportunity to rush the Kongo?
it's prince, nothing really matters on that difficulty
Specifically just having the kongo near you instead of anyone else is just perfect
"Who would want to play australia?"
Cries in australian
Who, you ask?
People playing on hard mode
@@bassforhire555 Rimmy would like a word with Spiff lol
IKR. I was thinking.. I am Aussie who would want to play as a brit. *Dies a little inside.
You just need to turn that frown upside down
@@dreadpenguinlord340 heh
Spiffing Brit - everyone loves taxation
Me - welp time to dump tea into the harbour again
I thought we all agreed we weren’t dumping tea in the harbor but rather sharing tea with the marine life. Who would waste tea like that?
Brandon Merrick well this time the british army will be prepared
@@coolname4687 *Saves tea with submarines*
Taxation is theft.
Dumping tea leaves into the sea is how you turn the entire ocean into tea.
I feel like his entire career as a youtuber has secretly just been about getting enough popularity that Yorkshire will take notice and sponsor him with his payment just being large shipments of tea. 😂😂😂
Yes I know it’s a place but, I have no idea what else to call tea he drinks other than that because that’s all I’ve heard him call it and because I don’t drink tea. Sorry I didn’t look into tea for before writing my dumb joke
@Brian Williams Dude he knew what he was saying dont be such a pedant
@Brian Williams Nobody gives a shit.
@Brian Williams You must be fun at parties... That is if you ever happen to do get invited. You act like you have no understanding of social interaction.
But wow, you really are smart, being able to understand my personal situation based off a comment telling you to shut up and stop making a stupid point, that is really impressive. Go you!
@Brian Williams and yet u point out some insignificant details and act like your world is gonna be destroyed if the correction is not done
“Spore is a perfect game with no flaws”
- me about a year ago
Seriously heroes of might and magic seems like a LOVELY video idea
100% agree
I have grown up on that game. I would really enjoy watching it get wacked.
I would love to see Age of Wonders also especially considering they are coming out with Planetfall soon:P
Why don’t you do a video of you teaching us to make a proper cup of tea?
as a someone in the colonies who has not had proper tea education, such a video would be very helpful to me.
Is it a sin to prefer two teaspoons of sugar in my tea? I find one can be enough sometimes, but two is brilliant on a rainy day - or any day, really.
@@dougla517 How can you like ruining tea with sugar, you absolute monster.
I mean it's just putting in a tea bag, pour some hot water, wait for couple minutes, eat the tea bag and throw away the waste water.
No one tell Doom Maker about iced tea.
As a Canadian I’m so glad you have recognized our loyalty
Fucking lap dogs
"this exploit can be done with anyone. If you wanted to play an *actual* civilisation, you could play as Spain"
Im not sure if thats a shot at the British Empire or a compliment towards the Spanish
It means cuz historically Spain were not very pro religious freedom
Exploits : *exists*
The Spiffing Brit : It's free real estate.
You mean tea estate
@@jakubdura828 Huzzah a man of Culture.
Sorry I'm late, god king spiff
you're using hacks
What took you so long to change your name?
Good Tea priest bring me some tea!
Long live the high priest of Tea
Yep, they have arrived
Gandhi would have been the perfect counter part to the empire...^^ (historic wise) missed chance.
Trivial as it might sound, kudos to Spiff for keeping up his 'spiffing' voice for more-or-less an entire Civ game, given that something funny could happen at any point. Must get tiresome.
Not that it's a persona in any way, of course. It's just that proper elocution doesn't come to all of us so easily. Hats off to you, sir.
Heroes of Might and magic 3 it's like my favorite game, if you do it I'll switch to drinking tea instead of coffee
He must do it now.
You don't already drink TEA!!!!
@@larrypoisson6667 Im addicted to coffee but if spiff does Heroes III, I'll go to rehab
Random fan you get away this time coffee drinker
YES! my childhood 😂the most glorious game of all time!
I liked this because I wanted tea but I don't have Twitter.
As a barrier to entry that sucks
Yeah those exorbitant Twitter account registration fees are crazy! If only it were free to set up...
@@rikguenther I think he's a Dave
an undercover Dave undermining our tea and spiking it with coffee
@@rikguenther Twitter only costs your sanity.
That's pretty cheap these days.
@@koga924 Don't forget your dignity. There's a reason it has "twit" right in the name.
Twitter is basically celebrities/politicians acting like retards or advertising themselves.
The rest are just npc's
Fun fact: Towards the end Queen Victoria was wider than she was tall. She’s really very short.
Doubt she’s as short as me.
@@symbiotesoda1148 well I don’t know your hight but in case anyone is wondering and got no interest in googleing dead monarchs hights: she was supposedly 5 feet (1,52 m) tall
@@symbiotesoda1148 how short are you?
@@Jared-iq6ul 5”6 lmao.
I'm 6"4 and still wider than I am tall.
Everybody loves taxation!
My American friend: [Anger]
Time stamp?
Wydm
Wdym
@@AWP_Luka_H You know, American Revolution, no taxation without representation, Boston tea party and all that jazz.
LordCaesar USA!
C'mon Yorkshire, sponsor this man already
I actually wanna buy this tea, but it is not available in my country.
@@user-zm2fp4gp6t Same
you should try to win the 4 kg of tea then, and sell some of it to his fans (or drink it all yourself)
@@user-zm2fp4gp6t Have you checked Amazon? They might have it, that's how I got mine.
*Tea* is a religion, just as Colonialism.
@Sightless_Seeker No, that's heressy
@Sightless_Seeker still too soon :P
@Sightless_Seeker the USA just has temporary independence
"May I tell you about the glorious way to get everlasting Tea?"
"Have you ever drank coffee? Tea boiled for your sin, all you have to do is accept and drink it."
"Thou shalt not look upon an other's teapot with thirst in your hart."
Just some common phrases you hear teadrinkers say all the time.
@@MDHilgersom amen
As someone who played so much Civ 3, I can say without a doubt, its gorgeous.
love the video and loled a few times, i ffw through your ads in the middle after smirking but yeah, cool vid, keep up the good work :D
The Pope of the Tea may be late as he is the 1397th to like, be he is never too late for the Tea!
You already have seen me weeks ago! Check the random section of your discord server, spiffing one!
I have always been the Pope of the Tea
@@thespiffingbrit please, do not lump me in with heretics who pretent to be me
the grand taster of tea is also here, at the popes service
@@tbonesam
I would like you to find the best tasting white Tea
I like water :o
RTS-Game: *adds tea*
Spiff: "I decided to play this game..."
SpeedyRogue been in the game since launch though
Maybe the tribe in the desert learned sailing from their ancestors when the desert was an inland sea
or from the oasis nearby
Feels like a missed opportunity to have named your other cities "Tea Wrights Assessment Territory" and "Tea Wrights Operations Territory". I'm invested in the culture of Tea Wright qualification, ok?
7:25 "We're just going to move our settler one region to the left..." >>clicks one region to the right.
This is the story all about how the brits...started driving on the wrong side of the road.
> driving on the side of the road of the country that invented the first modern road
> some pleb calls it wrong
ALL HAIL SCOTLAND, GLORIOUS PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND HONOURARY BRITS.
shutup american
spong mongler glory to Scotland, the heart of the empire!!!!! Glory to House Stewart the uniter of Britain!!!! And most importantly, GLORY TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!
Maybe his pc is upside down
Or his eye
>"Everybody loves taxation"
1776 intensifies
Me: *Opens RUclips to watch Spif*
Also me: Why do I suddenly want a cup of tea?
Spiff: "Today, we'll play with the entire world's feelings!"
Me: "Oh, so you're going to go with the Covid victory, then"
If you know, you know. Imagine, those of us called "Conspiracy Theorists" being proven right over time. All of the nonsense surrounding it was intentionally made to screw with what the Elites considered "lesser" than them. If we just let it blow through, nobody would have even noticed it and we'd be in a much better place than we are now.
Spiff: who would play as Australia?
Me: prepare to be invaded by kangaroo's
DarkDruid Gaming Australia in civ VI is not an empire to mess with.
Dementio Nocha did they tame the emus?
Ayşenur Bingül ayrancı no, but if they get declared war on, every city gets +100% production.
Don't tell Rimmy he said that
Yeah, and here I am pissed at them for not including Ireland this time
"Canada: the most loyal of the colonies"
.
.
.
No one tell him we basically all drink coffee now.
HIDE THE TIMMIES
Oh yeah bud tim hortons oh yeah bud you betcha
@Robert Horker Oh and what's that?
PU
@Robert Horker comments are aften broken and dont @ the person you are talking to, instead it looks like you are responding to the OP
The Spiffing Brit: "Who would want to play as australia"
Also the Spiffing Brit: *Plays ON a map of Australia*
Happy 500k my guy!!! Bit late to the video but I’m watching in order of all the videos
Tea isn't a luxury resource. its a strategic resource. its what makes great Britain great and what fueled the greatest Empire in human history and it was the secret behind the defeat of the British in the the US, by throwing out the tea they sapped the British might.
Also, Alpha Centauri is the best Civ game.
Gamma Ray it’s a luxury,a strategic resource and a need. During ww2 tanks had to be fitted properly with kettles and tea or the operators would be shot during a tea break
Remember the British empire didn’t lose we just decided to give others a fair chance
@@archa1914 shhh, dont tell the infidels. Dont want them to get suspicious
Beautiful
you lost me at Alpha Centauri is the best Civ game chief
Missed opportunity with the Christian Cross and The Church of “t”.
I don't think you can rename that one?
You can’t rename an actual religious symbol. Only the custom ones with animals on them.
Ian Hamilton but that is the zodiac sign of cancer tho
The true opportunity lost was he never called it "C of Tea"
cavendor 123 zodiacs are not related to theology
Fascinating. This episode was only from a year ago and you’ve already gone from 500,000 to 2 Mil. Congrats man!
Subscriber count is a roller coaster. Once you hit about 500k, you basically hit the equivalent of a "Golden Era" and subs keep rolling in until probably around 2-2.5mil and then it coasts along until you hit 3mil and slows down considerably. The Algorithm is a terrifying beast.
Something that wasn’t really an exploit but just funny was the time I kept sending my apostles in to convert Spain, and every time they got (ironically) predictably Spanish Inquisition’ed, due to them all having Martyrdom I just got another relic that gave me more faith with which I bought more apostles.
This sounds awesome
Tea a luxury reasource
I think not
Tea is a necessity
A mandatory resource? I’ve never had tea, it just never appealed to me, coffee also doesn’t appeal to me either so yea
@@TheTiberianWolf HERITIC
@@maxwellii5630 BURN THEMM
it's a strategic resource
@@notamike4576 BURN THE HEATHENS
Hoo boy looks like I'm late on this one. Sorry Spiff.
ha funny
I expected more from a cardinal
Laughs in even later
@@natsudragneelthefiredragon laughs in 5 days later
Laughs in 1 year later
The lord saves with the savory taste of yorkshire tea
Says he wants to be friends with everyone. talks about moving and expanding so that he is right next to the kongo, just to annoy them
In the Church of Tea, the only weapons used are Yorkshire Tea Shotguns, which simply shoot out bags of Yorkshire tea.
Absolutely no counter.
Only fellow tea lovers are immune to it
@@hunter_of_man6613 Probably because I was channeling my inner Spiff. Everyone has at least a little bit inside, but many choose to ignore it.
Mainly coffee drinkers.
The sea
Am I a joke to you
5:15: "If you are within the first 40,000 people who like this video-"
*looks at like counter* "41k"
T_T
It was 43 first time I got to this, I feel the pain
@@youknowJP If it makes you feel better, I was the 55th like and I didn't win anything
RIP i know im late but youll still get a notif, if you use chrome then you can right click it and inspect to edit the number, you could be the first
Surviving a steam sale without becoming bankrupt is easy, you just have to realize that 95% of the games are shovelware anyway and boom, not a single buck spent
This is the tea content I've been longing for! Thank you, Spiff, for promoting the greatest beverage ever created (and promptly stolen by us Brits)!
40,000 cups of tea???
My god he’s mad!
I’d also like hero’s or the might and magic
Yeah, prepare enough room at home for 0.5 cubic meters (or 17,66 cubic feet) of tea bags.
That's enough to throw a party. In boston!
@@tssteelx Not the tea!
@@arthurmorgan9381 what you would want to throw a party in Boston? That servers the finest drink know to mankind.
I was following the instructions until I saw crusade. And you know when you see crusade...
ITS TIME FOR A CRUSADE
ehem deus vult?
@@Vonechua DEUS VULT
Deus valt?
DEUS VULT!
2 YEARS AGO!! Holy smokes. Has over 2mil subs now. I watched this video when it first came out. I'm watching it again because it's simply entertaining
Damn, just over 500k back then. Crazy growth! Well deserved.
Nobody
Not a soul:
Spiff: OH LOOK *NATIVES*
"That's like saying you could have a Steam Summer Sale and yet not end up bankrupt at the end of it!"
Aha, but what if I was already bankrupt at the _start_ of the Steam Summer Sale? Take that Gabe Newell! You won't have my money this year!
... Oh wait.
Yeah but utltimately you'll still find a way to buy something. Because we are in the same situation and I'm really gonna buy all the baldur's gate games.
Pff, bought Anno1800, Workers&Resources and Tropico 6 as soon as was possible a few months back... haven't touched a single one because I literary show up at home only to sleep for 5 hours... take this, you don't even need Steam summer sale if you're already too dead to care!
...but it definitely sucks:(
@@TheArklyte Well that sucks
I have watched like 20 of your videos and I still can't really know if you are sponsored by Yorkshire tea or it's just ironic. I love this channel.
For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.
Perfect... a Spiffing Brit video whilst preparing my "driving for 14 hours" tea. This shall make my tea extra-powerful!
Good luck with your trip, drive safe
Spiff Effect
Tea is instantly gain following buffs
+10 tastiness
+10 power
-5 burns- allowing for hotter tea whilst getting less burns
@@garlicbreadjenkins5780 +15% energy levels
I wish you good traffic and a nice parking spot when you finish.
@@KainDestinedAscension Sadly the sword/fork you're referencing stole health, not stamina, because that would have been more applicable.
Ah yes... A spiffing brit video while im making tea... Yes
I see you are the second hand man to our greatest leader, Jim Pickins
@@nethiol4195 🤣
grim give my regards to our great leader
Leaves or teabag?
Leaves are better
Perfect
As I see you play Civ 6 as the Queen I can't help but think about Danny Bhoy's joke talking about meeting the queen and her coming in to the Rocky theme song.
I can't believe I've been unironically drinking tea more (albeit not Yorkshire) as I've been watching more and more of your videos.
My last cup of tea:
This morning, I was upset, I had an art project due within a few days, and I didn't feel like doing it. U just sat there staring at some paper, however, I knew I had to do it! So I got up, made my myself some lovely Yorkshire tea, added a bit of milk, waited a few minutes, and drank it all. Before I knew it, the art project was completed to the highest standard, and all thanks to Yorkshire tea, thier tea is truly magical!
15:27 "We can steal a ton of resources, hopefully from the Kongo" every colonial power ever
"just to annoy them a lot" my favourite part
Watching this again after a while since it popped up on my page. That comment about 500k subs makes me feel really good about your channel now that you're over 3.1m.
Hmm... My favourite video from you is the one you are mentioning yorkshire tea. Always brings back good memories :')
3:57 probably to be sheer LORDS of awesomeness. Have you SEEN the spiders they have in Australia? The forkin' TREES want to kill you there. Imagine the warriors forged from such a furnace as a country where the lowest forest fire risk is called "Moderate".
@High priest of the church of tea unless the church of tea is promoting flat earther's, You're wrong.
Killer trees? Do they speak Vietnamese?
It's not just the trees fucking everything in Australia wants to kill you
@@ShadowFox10587O expecialy fuck nuts like you
But that's ok, I like th spiff even tho he hates us Aussies my mumma use to say U have to balance th love with a splash of hate.
13:49
"It is said that when Zoroaster founded Church of Tea, the world's first Religion, the sun broke through the clouds, and a sweet scent filled the air."
This might just be the most beautiful sentence I have ever read.
the wonderful smell of tea
I loved might and magic 1 and 2... never knew they made more
Victoria was amazing......
And it's nice to see she's ACTUALLY useful lol 😆
Lol she send biscuit tins to all her soliders one saved a guy wearing it like a helmet.
I bought a box of Yorkshire Tea before starting this video
I now have no tea
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Hi God
The Spiffing Brit and soon will be surpased
Excuse me you are not God.
What if you wanted to win game of civilization IV but god said: PRAY
@@IamdefiantlynotTzeentchOramI yes i am
Whatnot this 3 years later and laughing at the 500k mark of subscribers. Now you are at 3.3mil subs. Gratz!
Other Players: *Makes Serious sounding custom religions*
Spiff: Tea pose to assert Dominance.
Spiff, You've overlooked a valuable ally. The Japanese! If tthere's anyone who loves tea more than the brits, it's the Japanese. Together, Tea could rule the world unaposed
Uhh... Chinese? Russians also got tea like 50 years before British.
Tea + Anime what would that possibly create?
Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladesh and Srilanka. Heck all of Asia drinks and loves tea.
Ah yes that other island nation that has a tendency to invade its neighbours, invest heavily in naval warfare and expansionist nationalism...
Russian Ivan both commuted horrible atrocities to people it wished to conquer
You didn’t even comment on how the text said that a sweet scent filled the air when the church of tea was founded. It was the perfect setup.
Thank you for showing my hometown Norrköping the way of Tea.
Oh this is the first Civ game where they have tea? Guess that's it then - Civ 6 is the best one, the others just can't compete.
Civ 2 had tea first
You converted Hungary into Thirsty
Thirsaty*
Thirstary
I enjoyed How To Break The Geneva Convention In Hearts Of Iron 4.
I was just Browsing the web on how to commit war crimes without anyone noticing it... And this is how I discovered your channel and became addic... Cough cough I mean found the true way of drinking TEA!!!
@Blood Dragon Well, with the Geneva convention having spies everywhere, I wanted to know if it was posible and then I found the spiffing brit.
But I still haven't found a way to commit the perfect warcrime.....
I've lived in Nantes for 10 years and your pronunciation! Priceless!
Just the way you say "CRAAAAA-AAB!" at 12:43 made me laugh tea out of my American nose.
Should've called it Tutorial City Ushering People, or TCUP.
For reasons.
Rhune wat tcup
Spiff missed the opportunity for that and it makes me sad
@@owenmccaughey5291 tcup=tea cup= cup of tea
MY CUP OF TEA IS MADE FROM THE EXPLOITATION OF THE NATIVES OF VENUS
Denounce Venice
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@YandenGray i'm talking about the planet Venus also its spelt pronounced
Jesus didn’t change water into wine but he got his Yorkshire tea and cheered!