CIV 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Gold, Infinite Science, Infinite Army

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @christellesuarez8565
    @christellesuarez8565 4 года назад +3943

    I can't wait to flex on myself because I don't know anyone else who plays CIV 6

    • @kaparg
      @kaparg 4 года назад +81

      At least you can self flex

    • @jacktasticone6151
      @jacktasticone6151 4 года назад +21

      bruh same

    • @WolfHagenSdW
      @WolfHagenSdW 4 года назад +13

      We just break CIV by ourselves, or at least with one buddy to have a party of A.I. Happy slaps. Like everyone! :D

    • @BeriaLima
      @BeriaLima 4 года назад +1

      Same :D

    • @DigitalMafia34
      @DigitalMafia34 4 года назад +4

      Send out them friend requests I do

  • @atticusbulan3508
    @atticusbulan3508 4 года назад +940

    Fun-Fact: Mansa Musa once went on some religious pilgrimage and on the way, he bought so many souvenirs that he singlehandedly crashed the value of gold in some places. All because he Bought too much for the *producers'* good

    • @lordviciouz9797
      @lordviciouz9797 4 года назад +46

      He gave away probably just as much gold

    • @jesternario
      @jesternario 4 года назад +27

      And this is why his descendants only gave Ibn Batuda milk and honey instead of good and riches.

    •  4 года назад +1

      @@jesternario But Ibn Battuta did get gold and elephants and lots of more things

    • @jesternario
      @jesternario 4 года назад +20

      @ Yeah, from everyone else. The ruler of mali gave him the simplest of gifts, so when his competitors gave him better stuff, he was much more favorable in his journals than he was with mali.

    • @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477
      @thatrandomguyontheinternet2477 3 года назад +8

      He bought so much souvenirs in Cairo he broke the market for a couple of years ar least

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +984

    "And just like most Brits, I'm also building Big Ben as soon as physically possible"
    A true patriot.

    • @frostmoon1184
      @frostmoon1184 4 года назад +13

      and again he is there

    • @nero1406
      @nero1406 4 года назад +3

      Here we go

    • @darksteiner631
      @darksteiner631 4 года назад +15

      Is not the bloddy big ben, it's the Elizabeth tower, you un-british brit. Haha

    • @y.i5445
      @y.i5445 4 года назад +4

      Jesus christ man you are everywhere

    • @saintjerry8168
      @saintjerry8168 4 года назад +1

      Hello

  • @Almond19912
    @Almond19912 4 года назад +700

    Balanced? No but historically accurate. Mansa Musa went on a tour of Africa and Europe showing off just how rich he was. He would reportedly give out bags of gold to pretty much anyone. This crashed the medieval gold market. So yes having hyperinflation is kinda his thing.

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 3 года назад +4

      @victor bruun that may have been ibn battles POV, but remember he was biased because he got basic gifts of food from mali. The reason was because they didn't want hyperinflation.

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 2 года назад +1

      @victor bruun Really? I read that he bought so much, he crashed the economy. Then he sold a lot of it back at a discount, just to repair all the damage he'd done. The dude had more gold than he or his great grandkids could possibly spend in one lifetime.

  • @freeza12341
    @freeza12341 4 года назад +609

    "We can't just print money to get ourselves out of this situation."
    *The Weimar Republic would like to know your location*

    • @hill2750
      @hill2750 4 года назад +33

      The United States Department of the Treasury would like to know your location

    • @CzechAvailabilitie
      @CzechAvailabilitie 4 года назад +35

      The real historical Mansa Musa threw so much gold around during his pilgrimage to Mecca that it caused severe inflation everywhere he went.

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 4 года назад +1

      Money! it's a crime, it is the root of all evil To-day 🎶

    • @potatonoodlebear8035
      @potatonoodlebear8035 4 года назад

      IH8585 printing that nice good green bag.

    • @zombievikinggaming4258
      @zombievikinggaming4258 4 года назад +3

      @@hill2750 United States is Weimar 2.0 in fairness, for both degeneracy and worthlessness of currency.

  • @theonlylunarmage
    @theonlylunarmage 4 года назад +117

    Most other games: Oh you have that unique item already in your build queue? Well you can't have anymore in the queue.
    Civ6: ALL THE SUGUBAS!

    • @zierlyn
      @zierlyn 4 года назад +3

      I can see how it could happen from a programming standpoint. You want to make things as simple as possible by having a single checkpoint to see if a building is allowed. Adding a second check increases the amount of code, which you try to avoid (having two sections of code performing the same task). It stands to reason that "if a building exists, don't allow a second instance to be built" should be all you need, but clearly altering the order of the queue allows you to sidestep that checkpoint.

    • @rubyalexey8692
      @rubyalexey8692 4 года назад +1

      But how can you even add it to queue? Surely you should have a check there

    • @zierlyn
      @zierlyn 4 года назад +3

      @@rubyalexey8692 Right. The logic check should be "if building exists OR is in queue" but the programmer must have assumed that once the building completes the rest of the queue will sort itself out. I'd bet someone went in later and added the ability to sort the queue, which broke the earlier logic check, which would have been fine if originally the only way to adjust a queue was delete items and add them again, as is the case in most RTS games.

  • @ike-br3ji
    @ike-br3ji 4 года назад +193

    Civ 6 and tea. The only thing keeping me sane this quarantine

    • @lmao6338
      @lmao6338 4 года назад +2

      @@thespiffingbrit and he shall

    • @Jediwhoever1
      @Jediwhoever1 4 года назад

      Your Yorkshire Tea

  • @halt1931
    @halt1931 2 года назад +72

    My friend and I just had a fun game where somehow, _no_ idea how, our unit costs for instant purchasing was in the negatives. Like, buying my special unit (I was Sweden) was -500 gold, not 500 gold. At first we thought it would just crash the game if we bought it, but we tried it, and we got the unit _and_ 500 gold every time. It wasn't just a free instant unit, it was a free unit that came with giving 500 gold as well.

  • @Connor._.06
    @Connor._.06 4 года назад +91

    17:41 Spiffing Brit is gonna upload a new video called “Oil Prices are completely balanced with no exploits”

    • @dentistguba
      @dentistguba 4 года назад +6

      How much oil can you store in a spiffco mug?

    • @grahamturner2640
      @grahamturner2640 4 года назад +1

      LOL

    • @tiredHooman
      @tiredHooman 4 года назад

      PERFECTLY BALANCED

    • @nicholasmartin4304
      @nicholasmartin4304 4 года назад

      Crude oil price is negative at -$36 a barrel, hope petrol comes down in price to refect that.

  • @timwatz2948
    @timwatz2948 4 года назад +156

    Just imagine Civ VI becoming an E-Sport, wich is just about outexploiting each other. I honestly think that would be really entertaining.

    • @malusso
      @malusso 4 года назад +5

      It is like watching jotaro play darby all over again

    • @happytoaster1
      @happytoaster1 4 года назад +13

      It'd take a while to kill infinite units. The first person to faint from exhaustion loses?

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 4 года назад

      @@happytoaster1 yes a 24/7 civ battle to the death sounds amazing >:3

    • @drjay7596
      @drjay7596 4 года назад +2

      malusso OH! THAT’S A BASEBALL!

    • @salted6422
      @salted6422 4 года назад

      I would definitely like to see a CS:GO style ranking system in a Civilization game.

  • @VenomousCamel
    @VenomousCamel 4 года назад +116

    Ad for merch, made classy by basically saying, "Seriously, don't. Unless you're REALLY sure you can. Even then, maybe don't. These are weird times."
    Well played.

  • @starfiche
    @starfiche 4 года назад +282

    They fixed all the exploits! No pantheon stacking, no multiple districts!
    Nooooooooo! That looked so fun!

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +44

      We need an "Unfix" button for singleplayer that re-enables the exploits. I like my games the way I hate my airplanes: Incredibly, Incredibly Borked.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 4 года назад +2

      Bork

    • @mountainwhale8173
      @mountainwhale8173 4 года назад +3

      @@Attaxalotl how where is the button

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 года назад +10

      @@mountainwhale8173 We don't have one. We need one, but we don't have one.

    • @jaelski1217
      @jaelski1217 4 года назад +2

      Damn, I wast just going to try it. Lol.

  • @PotatoMcWhiskey
    @PotatoMcWhiskey 4 года назад +26

    What can I say but you're welcome :)
    Loved the video!

  • @23kurtzy
    @23kurtzy 4 года назад +495

    CIV 6 Developer: "I'm just going to check my recommendations. Oh no. OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat 4 года назад +40

      They don't care lmao

    • @vergillives9890
      @vergillives9890 4 года назад +3

      They are A ok

    • @neonightshade1
      @neonightshade1 4 года назад +2

      Downloading Ono.....

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 4 года назад +13

      they are FULLY aware what a buggy pos this game still is. Too busy making new 50$ DLC-

    • @saiyanfang1047
      @saiyanfang1047 4 года назад +6

      @@5Andysalive So long as it doesn't crash the game or softlock all it does is make it more fun for the players

  • @Skyscraper125
    @Skyscraper125 4 года назад +163

    Spiff: "If you're drinking coffee, I'll be disappointed in you very very disappointed in you."
    Me with coffee in hand: "It's uh... coffee...flavored....tea."

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 4 года назад +18

      Coffee is just a tea made from roasted "beans" rather than dried leaves.

    • @fillymcwinkenbob4234
      @fillymcwinkenbob4234 4 года назад +13

      And alcohol is just tea but with fruit instead of leaves and it's rotten!

    • @MrRicehard
      @MrRicehard 4 года назад +13

      And water is tea that somebody forgot to put the leaves in!

    • @blazeytown4444
      @blazeytown4444 4 года назад +4

      and pee is just tea that's passed through the body

    • @rexsilvermoon8609
      @rexsilvermoon8609 4 года назад +1

      Yeh uuuuuh definitely coffee flavored tea.........

  • @BwompProcessing14
    @BwompProcessing14 4 года назад +150

    "Free units, Free money, Free tea.
    3 things everybody wants in his life."
    - The Spiffing Brit

  • @hobbst14
    @hobbst14 4 года назад +489

    I wanna see Spiff do this in a Yogs game without telling any of them what he’s doing.

    • @bendella7572
      @bendella7572 4 года назад +1

      there is one on civ channel

    • @hobbst14
      @hobbst14 4 года назад +4

      Ben Della I must have missed that one. Do you know which one it is? I’ve seen one where he tries one but it fails miserably and I’m sure he ends up out first :p

    • @hotdogfingerz9674
      @hotdogfingerz9674 4 года назад +1

      Have you found it yet?

    • @pawelmoskwa6842
      @pawelmoskwa6842 4 года назад +1

      @@hotdogfingerz9674 did u ?

    • @hobbst14
      @hobbst14 4 года назад +5

      HotDogFingerz to be perfectly honestly I completely forgot all about it

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 4 года назад +62

    Spiff: "We can't just print money to get ourselves out of the situation."
    Every world government: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад +6

      The Weimar republic also thought the same

    • @letroll8954
      @letroll8954 4 года назад +5

      Money printer go brrrrr

  • @pokemonwarlord
    @pokemonwarlord 4 года назад +77

    "Hyper inflation station"
    well, I guess I know what Spiff is into

    • @Schilani
      @Schilani 4 года назад +4

      Dear lord...

  • @spacejooj4807
    @spacejooj4807 4 года назад +268

    Spiff: "we can't print money to get ourselves out of this situation"
    FED: *money printer go brrrrrrr*

  • @AndersRose
    @AndersRose 4 года назад +240

    Spiff: "If you're drinking coffee I'll be very disappointed"
    Me: "Just like my parents!"

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 4 года назад

      @Drew Taylor ewwww Mocha is evil go with vanilla or caramel!!! i have a thing with over powering tastes like Mocha... i would drink tea but i like for real can't something from most tea i have had has made me sick so i have to stick to my coffee but i will just stick a tea label on my coffee and pretend that i can drink it!!!

    • @jkn3rulz
      @jkn3rulz 4 года назад

      Dr. Pepper

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 4 года назад +436

    Next episode: *The Oil Industry is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits*
    Spiff: "HELLO ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the REAL Oil Industry. This is, of course, a perfectly balanced game. With a little help from today's exploit, we're going to be receiving FREE OIL; and, by extension, crashing the entire in-game economy. So sit back, relax and grab a cup of tea because this game is about to get absolutely crazy..."

    • @durnsidh6483
      @durnsidh6483 4 года назад +11

      Considering the negative oil price in the states...

    • @JFJD
      @JFJD 4 года назад +9

      Surely you mean a cuppa Texas tea, of course...

    • @muntadar1655
      @muntadar1655 4 года назад +6

      USA has joined the chat

    • @muntadar1655
      @muntadar1655 4 года назад +1

      @Alain-Marie Rodrigue élève dang

  • @beshoy9150
    @beshoy9150 4 года назад +155

    Imagine being the developers spending hundreds of hours making a game and patching it and you see a pretty big RUclipsr make a vid about so you check who it is and you see “The Spiffing Brit”

    • @benjaminmiddaugh2729
      @benjaminmiddaugh2729 4 года назад +13

      Clearly that's not the Civ 6 Devs, since they barely spend any time patching it.

  • @Oxnate
    @Oxnate 4 года назад +91

    Civ 6 is now free on Epic Games as of... about an hour ago. I'm downloading it now. Let me know if you find any other exploits, please!

    • @gergosoos865
      @gergosoos865 4 года назад +5

      I got it:)
      My funnyest story so far: I got in war with Teddy 2x. 2 turns After the second peace treaty he told me he likes how I keep the peace on the continent.
      PotatoMcWhicky (spelling wrong) got paid by his arch enemy Salahaddin for he got a disaster. They had like 3 wars before that XD

  • @calste85
    @calste85 4 года назад +60

    "Worth about as much as a fallout 76 collectors edition" -Spiff
    painful because it's true.

    • @dboi1656
      @dboi1656 4 года назад +2

      Man there was some salt coming out in this video, and I am all for it because literally all of it was deserved lmao

    • @TKNinja37
      @TKNinja37 4 года назад

      Hilarious because it's painfully true

  • @Withernall
    @Withernall 4 года назад +55

    As always, Spiff; thanks for quality content! May your tea never run out, and always stay hot!

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 года назад +242

    Spiff: "The game is very intelligent and knows when the player is trying to cheat the system"
    Also Spiff: **Gets infinite gold, infinite science, and infinite resources without cheating**

    • @Dead_Goat
      @Dead_Goat 4 года назад +5

      Except he is cheating... The multiple campus trick is cheating.

    • @seanspencer6708
      @seanspencer6708 4 года назад +9

      Exploits are different than cheating. He's not altering the code or forcibly inserting the multiple Sugubas. Only a work around inside the actual game operations any of us can.

    • @thelvadam2884
      @thelvadam2884 4 года назад

      @@seanspencer6708 some people have standards

    • @RadeticDaniel
      @RadeticDaniel 3 года назад

      @@seanspencer6708 altering code is hacking, there is another name for fiddling with config file and the like, abusing system failures is called exploiting
      however, all three are forms of cheating, as you are engaging in activies to avoid following the stated game rules
      a good exploit is always brilliant, but ultimately unfair/unsporting, specially in multiplayer
      that's why spiff doesn't take on MMO's for instance

  • @jacobwiens659
    @jacobwiens659 4 года назад +93

    As Germany: Surround one Hansa with 6 commercial hubs for an adjacency bonus of 15 production, then use the civic card that doubles industrial zone adjacency bonuses.

    • @starmada105
      @starmada105 3 года назад +2

      And then get a coal power plant. 60 adjacency.

  • @mudkipmatt3793
    @mudkipmatt3793 4 года назад +158

    Normal people: Yorkshire tea gold
    Human Hermit-crabs: Coffee

    • @hskg
      @hskg 4 года назад

      Galaxy brain: canned iced tea

    • @HetTheWitch
      @HetTheWitch 4 года назад

      *scuttle scuttle* I like coffee *scuttle scuttle* and scavenging the sea floor for nutrients *scuttle scuttle*

    • @bigbrotheriswatching1190
      @bigbrotheriswatching1190 4 года назад

      Regular people: ... Lipton.

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 4 года назад +123

    Spiff: "It's Church of Tea Time again!"
    Civ: "No, please, no more! Mercy! I beg of you, mercy!"

  • @darkmage07070777
    @darkmage07070777 4 года назад +66

    Spiffing: *makes another Civ video
    Civ Devs: "Stop! Stop! He's already deeeeead! *sob*"

    • @ThatVillain-the-Gamer
      @ThatVillain-the-Gamer 4 года назад

      They would also say "Please stop breaking our game..."
      Spiff: "JUST MAKE CIV7
      devs: "fine fine *sobs*"

  • @sninctbur3726
    @sninctbur3726 2 года назад +341

    Legend has it that when Mansa Musa went on tour, the gold he left behind would crash the entire economy of the country he visited.
    This exploit is 100% in character.

    • @timtamtube3683
      @timtamtube3683 2 года назад +1

      Does this exploit work on consoles?

    • @ThePorkChoppa
      @ThePorkChoppa 2 года назад +2

      Does not appear so, unless I'm doing it wrong that is...

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 2 года назад

      And then he fixed the country's economy by buying back the fold at high interest rates.
      It beggars belief!

    • @robbiestrong-morse730
      @robbiestrong-morse730 2 года назад +8

      @@ThePorkChoppa its been patched

    • @dustinmaxwell259
      @dustinmaxwell259 2 года назад +4

      @@robbiestrong-morse730 They've patched it on pc as well? If so, "Damn it All !"

  • @LiveLNXgaming
    @LiveLNXgaming 4 года назад +336

    ok, idea: you all play a multiplayer game and everyone tries to do a different exploit. the battle of the broken.

  • @logiobotlg2467
    @logiobotlg2467 4 года назад +44

    The spiffing Brit: makes video about civ.6
    Civ. 6 devs: *start to panick*

  • @Prince_Phaedru
    @Prince_Phaedru 4 года назад +51

    I like how I go from DangerouslyFunny going on about how much coffee a stupid idea will take, directly into Spiffing saying how powerful tea makes you.
    My name's Dave, as well.

    • @CheshireFatorum
      @CheshireFatorum 4 года назад +5

      I'm still hoping for DangerouslyFunny vs. Spiffing Brit: _The Beverage Wars_

    • @jacobfreeman5444
      @jacobfreeman5444 4 года назад

      Obviously the teapire will win.

    • @connordarvall8482
      @connordarvall8482 4 года назад

      The only thing that can bring balance is a RUclipsr who's enthusiastic about hot chocolate.

    • @Prince_Phaedru
      @Prince_Phaedru 4 года назад

      @@connordarvall8482 you disgust me

    • @ghoulgunner177
      @ghoulgunner177 4 года назад

      We must tell DangerouslyFunny about the power of tea.
      Yes i do watch him too.

  • @Pyrplefire
    @Pyrplefire 3 года назад +175

    You know, I was about to make myself a cup of coffee when I started this video. Spiff's glorious balance convinced me to stop and make a cup of tea instead. Now, I don't have Yorkshire tea as I can't find it in any supermarkets near my house, so I settled for simple Earl Grey instead

    • @100dead
      @100dead 3 года назад +5

      Thank you Matthew

    • @otis9427
      @otis9427 3 года назад +7

      Thank you Matthew

    • @bruhnahg1409
      @bruhnahg1409 2 года назад +7

      Earl grey will be acceptable for emergency’s however I recommend you purchase some Yorkshire tea because Yorkshire tea >

    • @alirezahoseini1751
      @alirezahoseini1751 2 года назад +4

      you are making excuses man we dont have yorkshire tea in our whole country but i manged to produce one out of thin air

  • @salted6422
    @salted6422 4 года назад +116

    "We can't just print money to get out of this situation."
    *Stares in economist.*

  • @passive975
    @passive975 4 года назад +80

    Random person: *drinks coffee*
    Spiff: So, You have chosen death

    • @ThatVillain-the-Gamer
      @ThatVillain-the-Gamer 4 года назад +2

      Somebody: dislikes tea in any way
      Spiff: so you have chosen death.
      Fun fact: I don't like tea, 8t tastes wierd, as though it has too LITTLE leaves, ungrateful American tea.
      Also, I don't like coffee
      Please respond Spiff

    • @sunburnedmule965
      @sunburnedmule965 4 года назад

      Spiff: no coffee allowed in the magnificent British Empire
      Spiff's American fans: Give me coffee or give me death 🇺🇸

  • @Datroflshopper
    @Datroflshopper 4 года назад +41

    waiting for "The Commodities Market is a Perfectly Balanced Game with NO EXPLOITS"

  • @toddabbott781
    @toddabbott781 4 года назад +6

    Your rant on their patches, DLCs, and E-sports potential was just hilarious.

  • @Serratedmonkey4u
    @Serratedmonkey4u 4 года назад +800

    Sadness, these have all been patched now.

    • @jacobmelara4154
      @jacobmelara4154 4 года назад +96

      Serratedmonkey4u damn it I was going to try it today....

    • @fleimlehner
      @fleimlehner 4 года назад +83

      I've been trying it for the past 10 minutes looking up tutorials wondering why I was so dumb lmao

    • @lysanderthomas8902
      @lysanderthomas8902 4 года назад +13

      Dirk Leimlehner lmao did the same thing

    • @semiperfekt
      @semiperfekt 4 года назад +11

      Any exploits still working?

    • @rodrigofranco2759
      @rodrigofranco2759 4 года назад +7

      Anyone knows if they patched Goddess of the seas pantheon? Or the Esc exploit with pantheons?

  • @y3tti627
    @y3tti627 4 года назад +51

    Spiff with oil prices in the negative make REAL LIFE IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS

  • @theparriedcasual
    @theparriedcasual 4 года назад +31

    Anyone: Drinks Coffee
    Spiffing Brit: *So you have chosen death*

  • @jasonmiller9549
    @jasonmiller9549 4 года назад +5

    Makes my day every time... Tea and Spiffing Brit... Priceless content!

  • @quinnhass
    @quinnhass 4 года назад +30

    I am drinking a usual type of tea today, I believe the natives call it "Water".

  • @Jojo.R.Chipelago
    @Jojo.R.Chipelago 4 года назад +68

    I can't believe this game. It makes me so happy and yet so sad, just how easily spiff kills my favourite game again and again. You can tell the devs just don't really care anymore.

    • @alreadyblack3341
      @alreadyblack3341 4 года назад +2

      Tunnel Snakes RULE!

    • @Nurk0m0rath
      @Nurk0m0rath 4 года назад +1

      Maybe it's the fact that civ 5 is still more popular than 6. It could be that they're too busy trying to figure out where they went wrong so that when they release civ 7, people will flock to the sequel again.

    • @ruttedmammal4255
      @ruttedmammal4255 4 года назад

      They have so many bugs to fix, they don’t know how to fix them.

    • @TheImmenseFence
      @TheImmenseFence 4 года назад +9

      @@Nurk0m0rath civ 5 average players: 30,000. civ 6 average players: 43,000. stop lying.

    • @Jojo.R.Chipelago
      @Jojo.R.Chipelago 4 года назад +2

      @@TheImmenseFence in all fairness I think a lot of old civ v players are playing different games, not that they have moved on to civ vi but away from the franchise.

  • @AUsernameTooMany
    @AUsernameTooMany 4 года назад +12

    "I soon realized that I have no real empathy." - The Spiffing Brit :D

  • @Egolithz
    @Egolithz 4 года назад +20

    When you thought the pantheon exploit was busted, there comes our favorite Yorkshire tea drinking friend finding something that is exponentially more busted.

  • @occams_lazor
    @occams_lazor 4 года назад +33

    6:37 "Chimes and chanting, incense and iron"
    ......*Powerwolf intensifies*....

  • @Brat2513
    @Brat2513 4 года назад +49

    i cant wait for my gold coin!

    • @imperiusempire4698
      @imperiusempire4698 4 года назад +2

      The Spiffing Brit Welp, so much for buying some random place in canada

    • @beelal6407
      @beelal6407 4 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit Australia is pretty good in terms of COVID19 so.....when should i expect my coin Sir Spiff?

    • @zfox1
      @zfox1 4 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit are there any exploits for the pending apocalypse?

  • @yakitatefreak
    @yakitatefreak 4 года назад +23

    Me: Drinking Starbucks
    The Spiffing Brit: *Jugding*

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire 4 года назад +63

    Spiff: Heres my new, GIANT MUG for drinking *TEA*
    Me: **Buys it**
    Also me: **sips coffee** and instantly dies because Reanu Keeves became disapointed in me

    • @SaberSlayer88
      @SaberSlayer88 4 года назад +4

      Георгій Колпак literally bought the mug specifically for coffee 😂

    • @thoughtsofapeer
      @thoughtsofapeer 4 года назад +3

      Reanu Keeves > Keanu Reeves

    • @TheZefarg
      @TheZefarg 4 года назад

      I was super excited and wanted to buy it as well, when he introduced it in his last vid and said it's giant... My dissapointment was immesurable tho, even tho we have many at home, I am currently using 2 specific mugs the most and the first one is just as big and the second mug, which I mainly use for *T*E*A* or cold beverages in the summer, is bigger by quite a bit actually, not to mention my father has a bigger mug as well... If you are gonna use the words gigantic and a mug in the same sentence, it better be bigger than 0,5l ;)

  • @Karen_Mkrtchyan_Horquri_Gandz
    @Karen_Mkrtchyan_Horquri_Gandz 4 года назад +40

    I drink tea with vodka and some black pepper. "Cures anything" - Russian Grandma

  • @strongraider1014
    @strongraider1014 4 года назад +41

    I’m drinking a tea called Passion Peach meant to help with sleep and relaxation. Quite good if I say so.

  • @HomingRocket1
    @HomingRocket1 4 года назад +7

    Spiff: I'm going to show you how to duplicate armies.
    Game: How about infinite armies

  • @doctorstrangepants6706
    @doctorstrangepants6706 4 года назад +27

    "Three" and "Free" are so hard to differentiate with his accent. I really like his content, it's just the thing that gets to me.

    • @devincook2736
      @devincook2736 4 года назад +2

      Age of Myffology

    • @mudcrab3420
      @mudcrab3420 4 года назад +3

      Are you drinking enough tea?

    • @calebadam2576
      @calebadam2576 4 года назад +3

      At some point in most of these breaks, three does eventually become free.

    • @yekaterinasmirnova214
      @yekaterinasmirnova214 4 года назад

      Not really) but you can try three cups of tea a day if it's a problem)

  • @kyle0280
    @kyle0280 4 года назад +23

    I'm drinking this wonderful caffeinated tea. It's actually pretty cool, it's made out of a bean! I heard it's quite a hit with the Americans. I think you should try it, Spiff.

  • @recepozenc4315
    @recepozenc4315 4 года назад +49

    Another day another "perfect" unexploitable game

  • @JesseFuches
    @JesseFuches 2 года назад +12

    Oh boy do I love drinking coffee while watching some Spiffing Brit.

    • @secret6983
      @secret6983 2 года назад +1

      You are a demon. Take my upvote.

    • @doginpillows20
      @doginpillows20 2 года назад

      The holly crusade would like to know your location

  • @violetevergarden5160
    @violetevergarden5160 4 года назад +18

    How dare you even assume i am not drinking tea! Sadly this will be my last cup of green tea to I go to the store. It will be though, but i can survive on other types of tea.

  • @fyrun4838
    @fyrun4838 4 года назад +39

    We need to get infinite amounts of Tea in real life: A perfectly balanced existence with no exploits, by manipulating the stock market.

    • @iisduck1811
      @iisduck1811 4 года назад

      you my friend, are the impersonation of The spiffing brit.

    • @fyrun4838
      @fyrun4838 4 года назад

      @@iisduck1811 Yes, I am him but from a former colony that revolted say 1776.

    • @iisduck1811
      @iisduck1811 4 года назад

      @@fyrun4838 XD

  • @kevinwatkins3710
    @kevinwatkins3710 4 года назад +105

    I am Currently Drinking A South African type of Tea, RooiBos which if translated from Afrikaans to English is literally "Red bush"

    • @mercury6800
      @mercury6800 4 года назад +4

      Ahh yes some good South African tea

    • @Wowthatsfail
      @Wowthatsfail 4 года назад +8

      Not gonna lie, red bush is tasty. Wait.... you're talking about tea?

    • @jackalopegaming4948
      @jackalopegaming4948 4 года назад +2

      Also goes by the name Firecrotch?

    • @thanakonpraepanich4284
      @thanakonpraepanich4284 4 года назад

      Roobios doesn't have caffeine and milk will ruined it. How do you stay awake drinking that?
      - An Afrikaan taught me about no milk when I was a uni student -

    • @23chaos23
      @23chaos23 4 года назад +2

      Same here, RooiBos is the tea of strength and power!

  • @jwsrt
    @jwsrt 3 года назад +18

    i have not played in years, just got the game a few days ago, been looking at your videos ill try a few out

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +10

    "Could even be you!"
    But... but I'm not Irish...
    Thanks for rubbing it in, Spiff!

  • @ElementalAlchemy
    @ElementalAlchemy 4 года назад +24

    "it just works" has got to be my favorite motto at this point. 🤣

  • @1Hadram1
    @1Hadram1 4 года назад +9

    Hey, good on you for promoting your merchandise in a wholesome way.

  • @jacob416
    @jacob416 3 года назад +3

    for once i am actually drinking tea while watching one of your videos, fitting that its the one that was uploaded on tea day.

  • @Adamstation
    @Adamstation 4 года назад +24

    When I saw the peacock-style icon for the religion Spiff was about to found, my first thought was that he was going to call it "Teacock" instead. This now must be created for real. *nod*

  • @jakethreesixty
    @jakethreesixty 4 года назад +6

    I've been rewatching Spiff videos all morning and I thought this was an old one 😅 this game really is BROKEN.

  • @mudcrab3420
    @mudcrab3420 4 года назад +42

    4:40 - Is it wrong to have a crush on the blonde girl in the red?
    She drinks tea, right? The two of us could be friends.

  • @bakersmileyface
    @bakersmileyface 4 года назад +1

    I gotta say that I'm impressed that you did this.
    Every time I play Civ 6 it makes me install Civ 5 and play that instead.

  • @garymartinez7128
    @garymartinez7128 4 года назад +23

    This is great and all, but when are we getting that Mavis Beacon typing tutorial exploit? Legit interested to see if Spiff could do it.

  • @threaruscamuwundra7417
    @threaruscamuwundra7417 4 года назад +10

    Me, seeing Spif breaking Civ6 for the 20th time:
    STOP IT, he is already deaaaaad

  • @Darkwolfe73
    @Darkwolfe73 4 года назад +8

    My "tea" today is also known as Irish Whiskey. Hope that's not a violation of your T's & C's Sir Spiff!

  • @datmufn
    @datmufn 3 года назад +8

    I’m a true Englishmen I drink my tea with...
    Dev tears

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +93

    Imagine, Spiff saves the world with, "COVID-19 is a perfectly balanced disease with NO EXPLOITS..."

    • @RedDadRedemption
      @RedDadRedemption 4 года назад +2

      This needs to happen.

    • @yekaterinasmirnova214
      @yekaterinasmirnova214 4 года назад +3

      There are various exploits right now, but they're more about killing, stealing and blaming for their own profit, unfortunately (

    • @emmata98
      @emmata98 4 года назад +3

      To find the "exploits", scientists are working on it.

  • @SqueakingLion
    @SqueakingLion 4 года назад +10

    I have, in fact, consumed both a cup of coffee and a cup of tea this morning, which just goes to show that I'm PERFECTLY BALANCED. Good and Evil, Law and Chaos, and utterly broken. For my next trick, I will take over the world, rule it with a benevolent hand, and then completely destroy it. The power of tea and coffee war within my soul, and create something... more...

    • @SqueakingLion
      @SqueakingLion 4 года назад +2

      Incidentally, I am also in the running for Best Irish RUclipsr... mostly because I'm primarily Scottish, so naturally...

    • @carbonbeaker409
      @carbonbeaker409 4 года назад +1

      I’m crying :-)

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 4 года назад +8

    Someone: Why your friends don't play CIV with you anymore ?
    Me: loads this video

  • @strogonoffcore
    @strogonoffcore 4 года назад +3

    Today is 4 of June, but as you asked, I'm here drinking a nice hot cup of mate tea, as usual here in Brazil! _and I've just burned my tongue_

  • @Unknownsoldier740
    @Unknownsoldier740 4 года назад +7

    As I am poor:
    Spiff is a majestic tea god serving under our secret over deity, the queen of England.

  • @reecepate2865
    @reecepate2865 4 года назад +78

    "The World Oil Trade Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With NO EXPLOITS"

    • @gyrachman
      @gyrachman 4 года назад +5

      Ah, that -14 USD/Barrel at one minute time, glorious stuff indeed

    • @WhiteScorpio2
      @WhiteScorpio2 4 года назад +1

      Would they send me a free barrel of oil if I request one?

    • @gyrachman
      @gyrachman 4 года назад +1

      @@WhiteScorpio2 i think they would actually pay you to keep one

    • @karoljones7455
      @karoljones7455 4 года назад +1

      More like no exports

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 4 года назад +2

      WhiteScorpio2 the fines for not being able to store the oil correctly will take all your money

  • @mystic1869
    @mystic1869 4 года назад +32

    "we can then take the settler and throw him into the bin"
    Me: but isn't that a crime

    • @sparkselm173
      @sparkselm173 4 года назад +13

      The trick is to do it before the Geneva Convention.

    • @MrHendrikje
      @MrHendrikje 4 года назад +5

      No, Humans rights haven't been invented yet.

    • @yekaterinasmirnova214
      @yekaterinasmirnova214 4 года назад +2

      Perfectly justified. That settler hasn't been created yet) We can't destroy something that doesn't exist)

  • @twelvelemons1182
    @twelvelemons1182 4 года назад

    I'm drinking a cup of Vanilla Black today. Keep up the lovely videos!

  • @TheCommonPerson2000
    @TheCommonPerson2000 4 года назад +216

    Historically the Musa family was richest in the entire world.

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 4 года назад +41

      They collapsed a countries economy because of how much gold they gave them.

    • @captinobvious4705
      @captinobvious4705 4 года назад +21

      Actually, that's Augustus, he was the richest person ever, worth at over 2 trillion, yes trillions.

    • @shaydevine6756
      @shaydevine6756 4 года назад +47

      Just to clear some things up for you guys according to wiki Emperor Augustus's wealth is estimated at 4.6 trillion dollars today which is far more than 2 trillion. The man personally owned Egypt and everything within it. For Musa wikipedia says this "There’s really no way to put an accurate number on his wealth." I don't think there's really enough info on Musa to reliably compare the two but either way though they were both inconceivably rich.

    • @GlacierGhoul3793
      @GlacierGhoul3793 4 года назад +5

      Definitely the richest family in Africa

    • @hcmasterhclj9104
      @hcmasterhclj9104 4 года назад

      @@captinobvious4705 no, egypt

  • @Kattywagon29
    @Kattywagon29 4 года назад +8

    Fascinating! I've just recently switched from Civ 5 to Civ 6 and its like a whole different game to me. I can't imagine doing anything like this in a game, but I applaud anyone who can figure how to game the system. I very much enjoyed this video.

  • @JustinJones-go7rn
    @JustinJones-go7rn 4 года назад +14

    Spiff should play civ 6 with the rest of the yogscast and just “colonize” all of them

  • @thecapitalistswine1815
    @thecapitalistswine1815 4 года назад +24

    Petition for Civ 6 to be an EA competitive sport

  • @nonchip
    @nonchip 4 года назад +7

    17:50 "people would pay you to take oil off your hands, which is absolutely broken" the world is 100% perfectly balanced :P

  • @rosalindadelacruz3529
    @rosalindadelacruz3529 4 года назад +12

    Deity A.I.: "You're weak."
    Spiff: "I'm you."

  • @SomebodytoRemember
    @SomebodytoRemember 4 года назад +48

    Spiff: "If you are drinking coffee I am going to be very very dissappointed with you."
    Me: "Well, guess it's time for another cup of coffee"

  • @NikoX3
    @NikoX3 2 года назад +45

    Spif, in all due respect, the second you said to get a cup of tea within the first minute of the video, I immediatley went out of my way to get a Sprite and *not* drink tea just to spite you.
    Edit 1: to SPRITE you BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
    Edit 2: why is this getting likes lol

    • @RainyArab
      @RainyArab 2 года назад +4

      The British Redcoats are approaching your location rapidly, better drink tea quick!

    • @4mdt21
      @4mdt21 Год назад

      The red coats have your house surrounded and are searching any packages or mail sent to your home. Don’t mess this up.

    • @NikoX3
      @NikoX3 Год назад

      @@4mdt21 shit I just ordered coffee

  • @RebelSympathyzr
    @RebelSympathyzr 4 года назад +26

    Im drinking this cup of water, which has this strong, herbal taste...

  • @koenvandamme6901
    @koenvandamme6901 4 года назад +13

    Infinite rangers?
    *Yogi Bear has left the chat*
    Also: English breakfast tea with a splash of milk and a bit of sugar. Milk in before the water so it doesn't burn. Etiquette be damned!

    • @Tentin.Quarantino
      @Tentin.Quarantino 4 года назад +2

      Koen Van Damme Abomination!

    • @koenvandamme6901
      @koenvandamme6901 4 года назад

      @@Tentin.Quarantino Douglas Adams is on my side! I meant to say "milk in before *tea* " (as in, the completed brew) by the way. Otherwise you're just soaking your tea in warm milkwater.

  • @mugski
    @mugski 4 года назад +79

    TEA FOR THE TEA GOD, MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE, LET THE GAMES BE BROKEN
    AAAAAAAAAAA
    ...
    ...
    Im so sorry have played to much wh40k games

    • @chaptermastertushan3576
      @chaptermastertushan3576 4 года назад +12

      I appreciate your reference sir, except you are a heretic and a traitor and I will now be required to purge you

    • @hardgay7537
      @hardgay7537 4 года назад +8

      @@chaptermastertushan3576 Vulkan lives! *Stomp stomp*

    • @mugski
      @mugski 4 года назад +3

      @@chaptermastertushan3576
      You will never capture me, cause I shoot myself, just as planned.

    • @chaptermastertushan3576
      @chaptermastertushan3576 4 года назад +4

      by the God emperor... Your corruption is worse than I thought

    • @osart168
      @osart168 4 года назад

      For the Emperor!

  • @ianmoffat4459
    @ianmoffat4459 3 года назад +3

    This is a very complex game. I just spent more money than I will ever admit to anyone on the entire game and now watching videos trying to figure it all out. It's all pretty over my head still,but I can tell there is a gem of a game here

  • @BornDepressed
    @BornDepressed 4 года назад +42

    First 5k to like, so I expect my gold coin in the mail. Also, Spiff, have you considered the fact that with a gigantic mug meant for the strict use of tea, coffee heretics can now use it to perform an exploit on real life and consume monumental amounts of heretical juices?

    • @Laff700
      @Laff700 4 года назад +3

      Trenta-sized coffee from Starbucks already does that. Maybe not now due to the pandemic but at other times instead.

    • @trainerjake9595
      @trainerjake9595 4 года назад +2

      dont you know? the mug is designed to explode when in contact with heretical juices.

    • @mrsneeze903
      @mrsneeze903 4 года назад +1

      @@trainerjake9595 :O then i guess they will have to go to a novelty item store and get the "i have only 1 cup of coffee a day" cup that's huge af

  • @Oblithian
    @Oblithian 4 года назад +8

    Hahaha, I appreciate the self-aware joke you included (three+accent=free)

    • @tunktungu9145
      @tunktungu9145 4 года назад

      Wasn't a joke that's how a lot of British people myself including pronounce three

  • @infidelgermany
    @infidelgermany 4 года назад +6

    I've been drinkin Earl Grey the whole week now. I'm starting to feel you British people now.

  • @brianl2play
    @brianl2play 2 года назад

    As one broke dude that drinks Yorkshire Tea as the first thing every morning, I really love your content! Absolute BEST TEA BOI!