CIVILIZATION 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - UNLIMITED SCIENCE GLITCH is broken!

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  • Опубликовано: 8 дек 2019
  • Civilization 6 is the fantastic Turn Based Grand Strategy video game where you are tasked with leading your nation to a certain victory be it science victory, conquest victory or even an easy religious victory. It can be tricky to pull off a victory especially in multiplayer however if you manage to exploit and glitch civilization VI you can give yourself an unfair advantage against AI and rival Players. So naturally today The Spiffing Brit is going to be demonstrating an efficient way of destroying friendships by showing off if CIV 6 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if Unlimited Science glitch could perhaps put you at an unfair advantage... I mean surely spiff unlocking nukes before the other players have gunpowder is a rough demonstration of just how overpowered this glitch can be.
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Civilization 6 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Infinite free
    Science is broken!!
    A huge thank ye to Potato Mc Whiskey for sliding this into my DMs. Check out his channel for some fantastic civ 6 glitches and mostly some great Guides for how to play the game especially the new gathering storm DLC : / potatomcwhiskey
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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  • @aaronbridgeman314
    @aaronbridgeman314 4 года назад +7184

    When you pray so hard the gods say: “Yeah, we should just give them all the technology”

    • @adamgray1753
      @adamgray1753 4 года назад +142

      This apparently only works if you're the Spiffing Brit.

    • @sakrefunholy
      @sakrefunholy 4 года назад +129

      more like praying to god so hard he gives you all knowledge in the world

    • @KorilD
      @KorilD 4 года назад +79

      Another bite of the fruit of knowledge.

    • @BrigadierBill
      @BrigadierBill 4 года назад +33

      Hallowed are the Ori?

    • @howdoilogin
      @howdoilogin 4 года назад +21

      I hereby petition for a Civ 4 is Perfectly Balanced video.

  • @TierZoo
    @TierZoo 4 года назад +1922

    well now I have to redownload the game to try this

    • @kwando472
      @kwando472 4 года назад +36

      @@thespiffingbrit I just checked and it doesn't show tundra do I need a specific dlc?

    • @leelambert1559
      @leelambert1559 3 года назад +32

      Ey it’s tierzoo, fancy seeing you here!

    • @brylark4670
      @brylark4670 3 года назад +12

      Why did you delete it in the first place

    • @penyu1913
      @penyu1913 3 года назад +11

      its just a bunch of humans build not interesting to plau

    • @brylark4670
      @brylark4670 3 года назад +1

      @@penyu1913 what?

  • @DunningofKruger
    @DunningofKruger 4 года назад +1999

    21:45
    *Medieval era ends in 7 turns*
    “Lauch the exoplanet expedition!”

    • @malachiwex4622
      @malachiwex4622 4 года назад +16

      Glorius stuff

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 4 года назад +36

      Ye olde hubble telescope

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 4 года назад +11

      @@gecttakhla4249 That's how Galileo discovered the first exoplanets.

    • @KingOfAristonia
      @KingOfAristonia 2 года назад +3

      Ye olde death robot

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 2 года назад +1

      *Early modern era ends in 2 turns*
      "One to beam up."

  • @A_Spec
    @A_Spec 4 года назад +1133

    Goes to Mars, discovers Colonialism.

    • @gjin4551
      @gjin4551 3 года назад +17

      Does it actually work tho in 2020 if u have tried?

    • @Brayslayer
      @Brayslayer 3 года назад +10

      @@gjin4551 no they patched that.

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 2 года назад +3

      They discovered how to colonize Mars.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN 2 года назад +1

      Sorry martians, we need your Vanadium. Not enough on Earth

  • @themilkman9451
    @themilkman9451 4 года назад +3755

    Moral of the story: Have faith in science.

    • @JEST3R_
      @JEST3R_ 4 года назад +40

      Amen

    • @ORBrunner
      @ORBrunner 4 года назад +76

      THis is good idea to make the Science a religion
      Praise The Omnissiah

    • @andreacummins1271
      @andreacummins1271 4 года назад +9

      Moral of the story: Play Civ IV instead.

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 4 года назад

      XD

    • @jeffreyyyy3052
      @jeffreyyyy3052 4 года назад +2

      @Nospam Spamisham 2020 this era.

  • @yoyostoons6242
    @yoyostoons6242 4 года назад +3606

    The black death: *Appears in Scotland
    Russia: *Goes to Mars colony

    • @54m0h7
      @54m0h7 4 года назад +101

      Best way to escape the plague, go to Mars.

    • @xshadowscreamx
      @xshadowscreamx 4 года назад +14

      Atleast it's a funny type of broken.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 4 года назад +75

      "Do not worry comrades the plague won't get us on mars!"
      That one rat who boarded the spaceship: *M E N A C I N G*

    • @thecactuscat01
      @thecactuscat01 4 года назад +9

      Russia: Aight imma head out.

    • @Supremax67
      @Supremax67 4 года назад +2

      Nah, Russia gets wiped by nearby city has they wasted 25 turns to do an exploit.

  • @samantharynn9683
    @samantharynn9683 4 года назад +965

    I tried this in an online game, had two cities and both had Lavras. Only one contributed science but my faith production was doubled. Bought my 5 great scientists, everything was going smoothly. Then I got my science and people were like "woah woah woah, wait a minute, how does Russia have 267 science?" and from there I was kicked and I can only imagine Russia started their nuclear missile program and deleted the rest of the game.
    10/10 would break again

    • @ryexha
      @ryexha 4 года назад +32

      Does the Pantheon Bug still work after the new update?

    • @therandomdude1350
      @therandomdude1350 4 года назад +9

      I would also like to know

    • @ofersagi5653
      @ofersagi5653 4 года назад +23

      @@therandomdude1350 no it doesn't work anymore

    • @holygrim5246
      @holygrim5246 4 года назад +36

      @@ofersagi5653 i was just about to do it with my friends fck

    • @ryexha
      @ryexha 4 года назад +17

      @@holygrim5246 me as well.... Anyone knows any other Bugs or exploits that you can use with the normal edition without any Dlc?

  • @user-ru9di5oh2w
    @user-ru9di5oh2w 4 года назад +466

    Peter the Great: * slaps roof of lavra * this bad boy can fit so much science in it.

    • @7teen7t79
      @7teen7t79 4 года назад +10

      Don't believe me? Gotta have faith too

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 года назад +14

      Spiff: *slaps roof of Civ6* this bad boy can fit so many exploits in it!

  • @MacEwanMouse
    @MacEwanMouse 4 года назад +872

    My favorite part of the Renaissance period is when Michelangelo rode a rocket to Mars in order to establish a permanent settlement.

  • @bigfudge2031
    @bigfudge2031 4 года назад +996

    Faith = Easy Nukes
    Gandhi would be proud.

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 4 года назад +51

      Faith in nuke equals nuke. Join the church of Atom today

    • @r.r.n8998
      @r.r.n8998 4 года назад +18

      The children of atom approve

    • @alliedatheistalliance6776
      @alliedatheistalliance6776 4 года назад +2

      *faif

    • @jenhall2433
      @jenhall2433 2 года назад

      Indians:love farming in 2000 bc
      Russia: were goin to mars

  • @derkevevin
    @derkevevin 4 года назад +1223

    Russia: "Hey guys, we're gonna colonize Mars."
    Everyone else: "You're gonna colonize what?"

  • @germania5374
    @germania5374 4 года назад +288

    ah, so when I dicovered tanks after finding ruins of an ancient civilisation, this is what that civilisation was...

    • @ManicMercurianAstrology
      @ManicMercurianAstrology 4 года назад +7

      🤣🤣 underrated comment

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 года назад +18

      What does the red star mean what does the hammer sickle mean these are the questions we must answer

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 года назад +6

      @@panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 i did reserch on it i think i found it out i bin reading the history of it and it loved weapons and this stuff called "vodka"

    • @supamekvip4198
      @supamekvip4198 3 года назад +1

      *civilization
      *civilization

    • @asid5067
      @asid5067 3 года назад +4

      @@supamekvip4198 Lmao did you just try to correct someone that speaks British English?

  • @mhickodominguez3331
    @mhickodominguez3331 4 года назад +986

    "Rome was found and the carthaginians started expanding and the Russians are studying nuclear technology"

    • @TremereTT
      @TremereTT 4 года назад +7

      Balans, many balans

    • @dgplayzit4438
      @dgplayzit4438 4 года назад +4

      wait no thats ghandi

    • @FireCrack83
      @FireCrack83 4 года назад

      This should be in the history books.....none of my history teachers told me this facts

    • @TheVonWeasel
      @TheVonWeasel 4 года назад +2

      Classic Russia

    • @xeroaishintu5777
      @xeroaishintu5777 4 года назад

      "Upgrades people! Upgrades!"

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile2381 4 года назад +847

    Tbh, this isn't the first time a british person has used fully automatic ballistic weaponry against natives with spears.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 4 года назад +225

    Spiff: **cybernetics and rockets**
    Everyone Else: **sharp metal stick**
    *_P E R F E C T L Y B A L A N C E D_*

  • @jozwaters1388
    @jozwaters1388 2 года назад +304

    I think what I would love is an updated video that outlines all the exploits that are still viable in 2022.

    • @johnrinehart7401
      @johnrinehart7401 2 года назад +6

      Did 2k patch the pantheon thing?

    • @jozwaters1388
      @jozwaters1388 2 года назад +10

      @@johnrinehart7401 yes, along with every other exploit I have tried to do :P I wanna break the game!!!!!!!

    • @johnrinehart7401
      @johnrinehart7401 2 года назад

      @@jozwaters1388 I believe you could try to play an older version if you wanted to, depending what you installed the game from, but I’ve not tried it yet so don’t take my word for it

    • @jozwaters1388
      @jozwaters1388 2 года назад

      @@johnrinehart7401 fair enough, just sounds like a bit too much effort for me :P

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 2 года назад +16

      I really hate it when developers think people are having fun with their games the wrong way and patch exploits out. It's extremely annoying needs to stop.

  • @fluffy7636
    @fluffy7636 4 года назад +2069

    God worships himself in that lavra. That is how much faith it is making.

    • @Vladisilav
      @Vladisilav 4 года назад +74

      No, God worships that lavra in that lavra.

    • @williambarbre4404
      @williambarbre4404 4 года назад +79

      @@Vladisilav In Soviet Russia, lavra worships you?

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 4 года назад +27

      @@williambarbre4404 We've come full circle.

    • @fluffy7636
      @fluffy7636 4 года назад +2

      Wtf I didn't even mention liking but thanks 👍

    • @Zooiest
      @Zooiest 4 года назад +2

      - Pyroetheus - why would you even mention liking

  • @Warlordrex5
    @Warlordrex5 4 года назад +1750

    *Christ appears* "I'm here to guide you my children."
    *Russians boarding their spaceships* "ight we heading out."

    • @taptap2127
      @taptap2127 4 года назад +66

      Christ guided them to the path to mars, lol

    • @Gkokkinakis2
      @Gkokkinakis2 4 года назад +4

      @@taptap2127 ~~~

    • @migonzz
      @migonzz 4 года назад +8

      Fucking atheists

    • @josephdragojevich7041
      @josephdragojevich7041 4 года назад +22

      fucking theists..

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 4 года назад +7

      So according to Spiff, their Christ symbol would be a Christ eradicated by a Lagrange laser.

  • @mopedsnuggie2695
    @mopedsnuggie2695 4 года назад +317

    Rest of the world: holy crap! I think the earth is round:
    Russia: so, we’ve colonized the entire galaxy, I think we’re done here

    • @nicolascordier12
      @nicolascordier12 4 года назад +17

      World: CKII?
      Russia: Stellaris.

    • @plusmega4364
      @plusmega4364 3 года назад

      @Deborah Ajao for example maybe but I think might figure it out so here the whole world is at the mediavel times but Russia has become the imperium of man

  • @corkbulb2895
    @corkbulb2895 Год назад +70

    So, as far as I know, you cannot do this anymore. The infinite pantheon/religion and infinite district exploit has been patched. You can't pull it off anymore even with frame perfect clicks with an auto script.

    • @MushyMaan
      @MushyMaan Год назад

      needs to be upvoted more, i want to see any exploits that he can still do

  • @klebersousa.
    @klebersousa. 4 года назад +1122

    Spiff may be as addicted to breaking Civ 6 these days as he's addicted to Yorkshire Tea Gold™

    • @polskipolak1129
      @polskipolak1129 4 года назад +21

      Correction : *As we are addicted to Yorkshire Tea Gold

    • @EspyLacopa2
      @EspyLacopa2 4 года назад +1

      @@polskipolak1129 But what's he going to break when the devs fix this bug?

    • @lordpuggles1111
      @lordpuggles1111 4 года назад +1

      @@EspyLacopa2 Well there is a particular exploit in the arts of creating the perfect cups of tea

    • @enclavesoldier5737
      @enclavesoldier5737 4 года назад +1

      Polski Polak as all

    • @erenjeager8096
      @erenjeager8096 4 года назад

      Hes playing fucking prince difficulty... Prince is meant for beginners and kids to automatically win the game like you dont even to apply strategy for prince difficulty.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +530

    > "UNLIMITED SCIENCE GLITCH is broken"
    > "CIVILIZATION 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS"
    Sounds about right actually.

  • @LukeC_03
    @LukeC_03 4 года назад +1160

    The aliens didn’t build the pyramids...
    Mother Russia did

    • @nicolascordier12
      @nicolascordier12 4 года назад +33

      Then they forgot about it because they were too drunk.

    • @chyngyzkudaiarov4423
      @chyngyzkudaiarov4423 3 года назад +2

      It's funny because one of my Russian acquintances actually says that that's what happened

    • @agente7202
      @agente7202 3 года назад +1

      @@chyngyzkudaiarov4423 omg lol

    • @jenhall2433
      @jenhall2433 2 года назад

      'Bows' All hail motha russia

  • @s07_savage51
    @s07_savage51 4 года назад +234

    Russia *launches spaceship*
    Rome “da fuq they doin over there”

  • @theholygrass19
    @theholygrass19 4 года назад +1053

    * Launches a colony to Mars *
    Next turn: * Discovers colonialism *

    • @holyinquisitor7003
      @holyinquisitor7003 4 года назад +102

      In soviet russia
      Empire before colony

    • @robertnomok9750
      @robertnomok9750 4 года назад +6

      @@holyinquisitor7003 Thats exactly what happened though? Russia became Empire without colonies and turning other races into slaves.

    • @mortache
      @mortache 4 года назад +2

      @@robertnomok9750 what time though? The cold wars? Then thats bullshit lol

    • @zoetropo1
      @zoetropo1 4 года назад

      robert nomok: Fur trappers are truly great.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 4 года назад

      Oh, that's what we're doing on Mars, good to know.

  • @RMJ1984
    @RMJ1984 4 года назад +360

    Finally!, now the AI can see how it feels to have opponents that cheat.

    • @LilJbm1
      @LilJbm1 4 года назад +40

      Right? I used the settler exploit to have a bit of fun on Deity, and the fuckers still had like 5 cities turn 20. It takes 20 turns for population to grow once, another 15 for a settler, how the hell did the AI spam that 4 times??
      Lucky for me I'd catch up with my 40 colonies a few turns later..

  • @marcnassif2822
    @marcnassif2822 4 года назад +85

    16:34
    *1453 years ahead of the Roman Empire being founded*
    Oh no

    • @bezretmet
      @bezretmet 4 года назад +1

      haha wonder how many people got that

    • @theuchhista2608
      @theuchhista2608 4 года назад +1

      @@bezretmet is tha something to BYZANTIUM

  • @magicpyroninja
    @magicpyroninja 2 года назад +157

    The crazy thing I always found in Civilization games is how the game somehow gives things a chance that wouldn't have a chance and I'll send in my Apache helicopter to attack a city that has Clubman and a couple archers and they'll win somehow every so often and it's like how did their bow and arrows and clubs take down a helicopter with missiles and machine guns

    • @denmark371
      @denmark371 2 года назад +11

      Some stray arrow found its way into the cockpit I guess

    • @dnottelling9841
      @dnottelling9841 Год назад

      Meathack. Apache helicopter pilot has to stop and eat occasionally. Or make time with pretty little hooker who happens to be the bait for an ambush.

    • @BirchMonkey857
      @BirchMonkey857 Год назад +6

      I guess the implication is asymmetric warfare tactics working out? But especially in Civ 4, occasionally it feels like their god or gods _must_ be against you since you can attack a city only armed with two spears with a mid-late Renaissance army and still lose if you're really unlucky.

    • @ryangainey94
      @ryangainey94 Год назад +2

      I thought it was ridiculous when in the same game I had a Modern Armor die to an attacking Archer and an attacking TOW Infantry die fighting a Spearman. So a literal archer with 2 attack and 1 defense, a 2/1, kills a 24/18 modern armor, and a 10/12 died attempting to assault a 1/2. For clarification, the modern armor is a robotic tank with more than twice the armor of a normal tank and enormously powerful artillery, and this thing died to one guy with a bow. Then, the TOW Infantry is a highly advanced troop of soldiers with the best combat gear that uses freaking rocket launchers. A guy with a rocket launcher attacked a guy with a spear and shield and lost.

    • @MeCantSpell
      @MeCantSpell Год назад

      Isn't there a place in the world where that shit happens?

  • @petesthename1588
    @petesthename1588 4 года назад +1732

    Multiplayer game
    Friend: yo end turn it’s been like 10 mins and we just started what are you doing?
    Me: SNOW
    Friend: what?
    Me: NUKES
    Friend: wtf it’s turn 40?!
    Me: SPACE

    • @finnschlag8703
      @finnschlag8703 4 года назад +20

      Every time Me and my Friend play Total War Warhammer 2 this happens

    • @FailbaddonTheHarmless
      @FailbaddonTheHarmless 4 года назад +11

      @@finnschlag8703 you play as clan Skryre I suppose?

    • @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396
      @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 4 года назад +34

      Finn Schlag
      My friend:Ha i already have three cities
      Me who’s using the capital cheese. Cool I have a tier 4 capital and rattling gun teams.
      My friend who is now getting his army attacked and shredded by gun teams:wait you have what?
      Me:gatling gun and sniper teams. Look my snipers are killing your general, and the gatling guns are melting your infantry.

    • @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396
      @whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396 4 года назад +3

      Cinnamon Troll yes there is. You just have to play as the fluffy ratey wateys

    • @silentknight2522
      @silentknight2522 4 года назад +1

      Im dying on reading this

  • @dovaluxa8748
    @dovaluxa8748 4 года назад +592

    The Russia’s: ok we are going to colonize Mars.
    Other civilization: ok so... how do we make our sticks hurt more?

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 4 года назад +24

      Nah it would be like this
      Other civilizations: booga booga

    • @TimeturnerJ
      @TimeturnerJ 4 года назад +17

      Other civilisations: Oh man, isn't it great that Earth is the centre of the universe? It sure is funny how the sun goes around our planet.

    • @TimeturnerJ
      @TimeturnerJ 4 года назад +16

      @@smeggiamagarwine Nah. Even in antiquity, they had maps of the sky and calendars documenting the planets' movements - heck, we still use the names they gave them back then.
      "Mars" is the Roman god of war, and they named that red light in the sky after him.
      People in modern times like to think of bygone cultures as "primitive", but that's just their own arrogance and narrow horizon talking.
      Those lost civilisations were capable of incredible things, and they are the inventors of a lot of tools, techniques and theories we still use to this day.
      We would be a lot more "primitive" if it weren't for their ideas and knowledge.

    • @TimeturnerJ
      @TimeturnerJ 4 года назад +7

      @@smeggiamagarwine To be fair though, by the time they colonised Mars, even the rest of the world was well into the Renaissance age, if I remember correctly.
      So they had their basics down by then.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 4 года назад

      @@TimeturnerJ Even before Europeans became civilized societies in Africa and Asia had maps walled cities and charted the stars.

  • @hex4353
    @hex4353 4 года назад +155

    For Russia this is just a history lesson.

  • @justjoe9070
    @justjoe9070 2 года назад +41

    "At this point, we have won the game... And the game doesn't even realize it."
    Lol

  • @press_x_tojason
    @press_x_tojason 4 года назад +177

    Yeah, I did this on Deity, and the moment I began building my Lavra, Alexander denounced me. He knew.

    • @Enderia2
      @Enderia2 4 года назад +17

      Smart enough to know what your doing, but not smart enough to be able to it himself... lol

    • @xora7490
      @xora7490 4 года назад +11

      @@Enderia2 he just cant hit the escape and "found panthenon" at the same time, sucks to suck

    • @cat_soup
      @cat_soup 4 года назад +4

      But he could do Nothing. He already felt the radiation

  • @makabrax
    @makabrax 4 года назад +179

    i love how there is "medieval era ends in 7 turns" over an image of a launching rocket :D

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 4 года назад +1

      Winning.

  • @jenhall2433
    @jenhall2433 2 года назад +35

    10:03 oh sweet Yorkshire tea. He's talking about the most use useless great scientist in a normal not broken game

  • @shoresy6927
    @shoresy6927 Год назад +28

    Update: Patched

  • @istoOi
    @istoOi 4 года назад +626

    Spanish: We sunk a ship on sea
    Scottish: What magic is this black plaque
    Russians: Guess we nuke the planet and continue on Mars

    • @KiwiOuiOui22
      @KiwiOuiOui22 4 года назад +22

      Makes sense to me. Learned how to harness the atom before learning theater.

    • @pandapotato1617
      @pandapotato1617 4 года назад +21

      istoOi the black plaque was pretty damn controversial, only white plaques were made back in the day so seeing a black one was incredibly rare

    • @hayatobun
      @hayatobun 4 года назад +21

      - Elonmir Muskov, the famous russian scientist and philanthropist, circa 1350

    • @CrazyForCooCooPuffs
      @CrazyForCooCooPuffs 4 года назад +1

      plaque lmao how do you fuck that up?

  • @planetdilien2932
    @planetdilien2932 4 года назад +382

    You like it when you’ve unlocked nukes but it takes 12 turns to build a knight

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 4 года назад +12

      Funnily enough, it's pretty realistic

    • @cats_is_the_life
      @cats_is_the_life 4 года назад +8

      @@rompevuevitos222 it wouldn't take at a minimum of 24 years to train and equip a knight

    • @PizzaRatJC
      @PizzaRatJC 4 года назад +75

      @@cats_is_the_life it would if your whole society is just nerds in a frozen country in 2700 B.C .

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 4 года назад +17

      @@cats_is_the_life Yeah but you get the idea, a nuke capable of ereasing half a continent can be done in 2-3 days while a single soldier who might not even get a single kill takes years to train (unless you're a WW2 soldier in wich case some received like a week of training)

    • @holikwakkemoli7477
      @holikwakkemoli7477 4 года назад +6

      NANCOK but a soldier only kills a soldier, a nuke also destroys all the land you want.

  • @ninjaGrim1
    @ninjaGrim1 3 года назад +1

    Been smashing out the civ 6 this week, got the faith, Dom, culture and science victories. Thx for the ideas, on both tea brands and civ strats!

  • @ackyducc5040
    @ackyducc5040 4 года назад +45

    In one of my games, the Greece AI reached the atomic era in 900 AD, it was on warlord difficulty

  • @mkwalker5529
    @mkwalker5529 4 года назад +226

    Nuclear Ghandi: Yes, yes its all coming together

  • @Nemmy72
    @Nemmy72 4 года назад +324

    I love how no one actually buys stock photos and everyone else just ignores the watermarks.

    • @12isaac00
      @12isaac00 4 года назад +97

      watermarks are now what gives them their charm

    • @spilledbeansrecords5685
      @spilledbeansrecords5685 4 года назад +40

      look closer at the watermarks ;)

    • @Nemmy72
      @Nemmy72 4 года назад +2

      @@spilledbeansrecords5685 The Tea?

    • @Darvids0n
      @Darvids0n 4 года назад +88

      @@Nemmy72 He did actually buy the stock photos but the fans wanted watermarks so he put his own brand of watermark on them

    • @anthonynguyen2661
      @anthonynguyen2661 4 года назад +5

      its because of meme

  • @alaliiah1813
    @alaliiah1813 4 года назад +31

    This actually happened in real life, but all traces of the Russians have been lost as they set off for another galaxy.

    • @skyfallprime7977
      @skyfallprime7977 4 года назад +2

      No no no no no, this world it the one they colonized through light years away

  • @dramaking9559
    @dramaking9559 4 года назад +62

    Me on ps4: "Is it possible to learn this power?"
    Littery I'm sure eveybody else: "Not from a Console"

    • @kartal_194
      @kartal_194 4 года назад +11

      Drama King it’s a story a console would not tell you about

    • @siimkivisild2251
      @siimkivisild2251 4 года назад +7

      The pc is a path to many powers some considered gambreaking

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 года назад +3

      @@siimkivisild2251 Yorshire Tea is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... unnatural.

    • @jss4726
      @jss4726 4 года назад +3

      My PC: Did you ever hear the tragedy of cavemen getting shot by rifles?
      Me: No...
      My PC: I thought not. It’s not a story the Nintendo Switch would tell you.

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 года назад

      sadly the explot was patched

  • @andrejoss475
    @andrejoss475 4 года назад +660

    "faith = science"
    wait that's illegal

    • @CalculusDaddy
      @CalculusDaddy 4 года назад +39

      Your profile pic is literally a star of David made from a fractal lol. No irony there 😂

    • @RenaraHawke
      @RenaraHawke 4 года назад +19

      Warhammer 4k... Just sayin xD

    • @ShitStainedBallSack
      @ShitStainedBallSack 4 года назад +10

      @@CalculusDaddy fractal of David

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 4 года назад +7

      @@RenaraHawke That's just straight up magic

    • @kurokami5964
      @kurokami5964 4 года назад

      fractal of Remphan*

  • @user-rm4io2nq8l
    @user-rm4io2nq8l 4 года назад +565

    Yeah, Peter I was a great emperor who did a great job for the Russian Empire. But I think that Civ 6 overdramatized this a bit

    • @wadebradshaw4352
      @wadebradshaw4352 4 года назад +6

      Google translate did you dirty bro.

    • @pawnyi7742
      @pawnyi7742 4 года назад +37

      @AJA BOOBOO wauuw dude what's happened? Europeans killed even more people using stealing technologies like gunpowder.

    • @aisir3725
      @aisir3725 4 года назад +14

      @AJA BOOBOO they removed domestic violence from criminal code because there is already number of articles that cover this situation up

    • @user-rm4io2nq8l
      @user-rm4io2nq8l 4 года назад

      Massive Zionist what did I do wrong?

    • @elFulberto
      @elFulberto 4 года назад +1

      @@user-rm4io2nq8l "made a good job" --> "did a good job"

  • @markbielecki7738
    @markbielecki7738 4 года назад +7

    Man, your voice is magical, especcialy when you declaring something like radio presenter

  • @baikhous
    @baikhous 2 года назад +13

    As that other spiffing Brit, George Michael, once sang: You gotta have FAYF.

  • @ihzamahendra926
    @ihzamahendra926 4 года назад +216

    Entire world: *Entering Classical Era*
    (Ancient) Russia: *Halfway done researching MANHATTAN PROJECT*

  • @AdamAmbrus
    @AdamAmbrus 4 года назад +96

    *Saturn V launches*
    "Medieval Era Ends in 4 Turns"

  • @timweiner7990
    @timweiner7990 4 года назад +8

    "What I'm talking about is using fully automatic machine guns while the bloke I'm attacking only has pointy sticks."
    Fidelis Ad Imperium indeed, Mr. Brit.

  • @jl7487
    @jl7487 2 года назад +2

    Love the vid. Interesting. I just began playing, soon done with my first game ever, but im sitting on 900 science pr. Turn .

  • @prickly10000
    @prickly10000 4 года назад +419

    Spiffing Brit: "There is a Russian Bias in games"
    *5 Seconds later*
    CNN: "According to top source Russia has infiltrated the Gaming Industry"

    • @expendableround6186
      @expendableround6186 4 года назад +32

      Don’t give our obsolete politicians any ideas.

    • @DarthWraithius
      @DarthWraithius 4 года назад +16

      Did someone say "Russian Bias" _War Thunder intensifies_

    • @droe2570
      @droe2570 4 года назад +7

      This comment deserves a million likes, at least.

    • @nickc4063
      @nickc4063 4 года назад +2

      You can do this exploit with any Civ. The only one you can do this with is Kongo

  • @hometownboy6537
    @hometownboy6537 4 года назад +241

    The rise of the dwemer, 1000 years before the first era, colorized.

  • @vascofernandes295
    @vascofernandes295 2 года назад +13

    20:03 be lucky and have a science luxury(like mercury) or a geothermal fissure in your city

  • @Twisted_Code
    @Twisted_Code Год назад +1

    This is what got me to purchase the game through humble Monthly. Watching your video gave me just enough information to know that, even if the exploit was patched (which other comments say that it is), I would enjoy this kind of game

  • @Jrider-kv1oo
    @Jrider-kv1oo 4 года назад +357

    Everyone: Egyptian’s had help from aliens
    Big brain people: nah they just drank a lot of Yorkshire tea

    • @Superjump100
      @Superjump100 3 года назад +1

      bigger brain people: ah yes, Egyptian is had help from aliens. Perfectly balanced.

  • @Xanthelei
    @Xanthelei 4 года назад +230

    The real reason Spiff picked Peter: He knew he was going to be Russian through the game.
    I'll see myself out.

  • @ErmacFellwalker
    @ErmacFellwalker 4 года назад

    Hilarious video. Appreciated the dry commentary too 😁

  • @afiqrizal645
    @afiqrizal645 4 года назад +1

    the way he narrates the whole thing is absolutely magnificent! totally subscribing for more xD

  • @Bryan-ut4we
    @Bryan-ut4we 4 года назад +68

    Spiff: This is going to be the fastest anyone has gone down the technology tree.
    Senku (Dr. Stone): I'm ten billion percent sure that you are wrong.

    • @pikminman13
      @pikminman13 4 года назад +2

      Technically speaking, if he somehow waited until the later years, the acceleration would let him do it faster than the year and a half it took to make a phone.

    • @SofaSorcererSam
      @SofaSorcererSam 4 года назад

      damn it, i just made a similar joke. lol

    • @Ro0odney
      @Ro0odney 4 года назад

      He will launch Tsukasa to Mars

    • @gytisx13
      @gytisx13 4 года назад

      that anime 🤮

  • @TheZerglot1
    @TheZerglot1 4 года назад +133

    17:11 Has acces to uranium
    Doesn´t even have a government system lol

    • @pinquinsam4812
      @pinquinsam4812 4 года назад +18

      chiefdom is a government system.

    • @shriramprasadvenkatesan5459
      @shriramprasadvenkatesan5459 4 года назад +9

      Wakanda forevah!!

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra 4 года назад +8

      @@pinquinsam4812 chiefdom isn't exactly ideal to support nuclear programs though

    • @ivanm2225
      @ivanm2225 4 года назад +3

      thats good. no regulations

    • @AnelorGalor
      @AnelorGalor 4 года назад +4

      Uranium and no government, what can go wrong

  • @dragonpineapple7243
    @dragonpineapple7243 Год назад +3

    I know that I don’t have to drink tea to watch these videos but I decided I would have some caffeinated tea at midnight

  • @Vietnamkid1993
    @Vietnamkid1993 2 года назад +12

    These are so entertaining I wish I had discovered this earlier

    • @R3D000
      @R3D000 2 года назад

      does this glitch still work?

  • @syndythelad6860
    @syndythelad6860 4 года назад +26

    Game devs: okay, so Ghandi is not a nuclear threat early game anymore.
    Ghandi: There is another.

  • @here4good
    @here4good 4 года назад +47

    When you decided you've had enough of Ghandi's bs and started working on returning the favor

    • @forgetmybelief
      @forgetmybelief 4 года назад +1

      Our words are backed with faith in the heart of the cards.

  • @demonic477
    @demonic477 4 года назад +5

    the fastest I have ever seen any one get to advanced weapons is Lewis of the Yogscast getting to tanks in the 15th century during a multiplayer game then walking his way thru the rest of the game as all the other players freaked out and attacked him with bows and spears .

  • @hollowknightenjoyer
    @hollowknightenjoyer 4 месяца назад +2

    peter is my favorite leader

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 4 года назад +370

    British guy : *Starts making a lot of settlers and cities*
    Every native in the world : *Vietnam Flashbacks*

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 4 года назад +91

    Dr. Stone, the game!
    When you hire a brilliant scientist to build guns and phones in the stone age.

  • @maxwellheenan458
    @maxwellheenan458 2 года назад +19

    This exploit couldve been even fast if you made a religon and then used this with work ethic whoch when paired with scripture would give you 1200+production

  • @user-qe2ie6jd7q
    @user-qe2ie6jd7q 4 года назад +47

    sadly they patched this exploid

    • @govauu
      @govauu 4 года назад +2

      WHAT

    • @brianrolfe1224
      @brianrolfe1224 4 года назад +1

      Oh no!

    • @DasMammutt
      @DasMammutt 4 года назад +4

      i was trying it for an hour and then i haded to the comments ;(

    • @TheRazeluXE
      @TheRazeluXE 4 года назад +1

      Now I know why I never manage to get it done...

    • @treysonnier1961
      @treysonnier1961 3 года назад +2

      *HOW DARE THEY.*

  • @alexwackett8238
    @alexwackett8238 4 года назад +58

    Can't wait to see this on the jingle jam

    • @lividjaffa
      @lividjaffa 4 года назад +1

      already happened

    • @matthewiliut8334
      @matthewiliut8334 4 года назад

      @@lividjaffa when???

    • @GodlikeGamersz
      @GodlikeGamersz 4 года назад

      @@matthewiliut8334 Last week!

    • @hmcquil5454
      @hmcquil5454 4 года назад

      we didnt see an exploit, we just saw spiff playing well plus they were playing civ 5 anyway

    • @fintandavies1977
      @fintandavies1977 4 года назад +1

      its been and gone, but he didnt. he did get very far ahead on science, but not through an expoit

  • @RianaFelblade
    @RianaFelblade 4 года назад +43

    I get the feeling that Spiff's experience with the pantheon exploit was why they played Civ 5 this year 🤔

    • @BlazeLunaris
      @BlazeLunaris 4 года назад +4

      they also just hate civ 6

    • @RianaFelblade
      @RianaFelblade 4 года назад

      @@BlazeLunaris Also true lol.

    • @TheEsdaniel
      @TheEsdaniel 4 года назад +1

      Sorry they who ? The Russians?

    • @RianaFelblade
      @RianaFelblade 4 года назад

      @@TheEsdaniel The YogsCast, but also yes lol.

  • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
    @gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 года назад +9

    For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

  • @j-rizza0079
    @j-rizza0079 4 года назад +8

    This is how all those advance old societys get so advanced

  • @paskies
    @paskies 4 года назад +74

    Other country: "We fight with stick and stone!"
    Spiff: *"WE FIGHT WITH MEGA MECHS AND TACICAL NUKES"*

  • @frontierbrainrobby5449
    @frontierbrainrobby5449 4 года назад +25

    William the Conquerer: *invades Britain*
    Russia: *launches Sputnik in same year*

  • @EinManU
    @EinManU 3 года назад +3

    Brit: *prays*
    Gods: "here, take this alien-tech."

  • @reformCopyright
    @reformCopyright 4 года назад +3

    Spiffing Brit to every great engineer: *You have outlived your usefulness.*

  • @Badger3
    @Badger3 4 года назад +46

    I wish you’d used this in the Yogscast civilisation stream to crush them, would’ve been so funny

  • @kruleworld
    @kruleworld 4 года назад +77

    "We're ridiculously technologically advanced and everyone around us is going to have literally nothing"
    So... you're Wakanda?

    • @dakotacross1519
      @dakotacross1519 4 года назад +1

      looks like it

    • @s07_savage51
      @s07_savage51 4 года назад +1

      The way no one else likes this or it won’t be 69 likes any more

    • @sumguy01
      @sumguy01 4 года назад

      Y8 Kid oops

  • @QuickeMart
    @QuickeMart Год назад +1

    This is the most fantastic thing I've ever seen... I always loved Civ, but this makes it a billion times better.

  • @nicholasyost8400
    @nicholasyost8400 4 года назад

    Oh my goodness! Has anyone ever told you that you have the most relaxing voice?

  • @tatu5539
    @tatu5539 4 года назад +56

    This is the civilization the crazy haired guy keeps talking about on Ancient Aliens.

  • @berkdikmen95
    @berkdikmen95 4 года назад +18

    Civ 6: exists
    Spiff: Launches Mars Colony before researching Colonialism

    • @kwayke9
      @kwayke9 4 года назад +1

      In mother Russia, Mars colonize you

  • @ashleyberkowitz8772
    @ashleyberkowitz8772 4 года назад +6

    Game: Spiff, please... please found a pantheon!
    Game: Ah, you're finally founding a pantheon. Good for you.
    Game: Wait... Spiff, what are you doing?
    **5 minutes later**
    Game: Spiff, please... please stop founding pantheons!

  • @alexwhite3959
    @alexwhite3959 4 года назад +2

    I just selected airplanes at the very beginning and adhered to that beeline save for only a few absolutely necessary things to get planes as fast as I can.
    The other civs have big strong armies but no way of even interacting with my massive air force. My planes do all of the fighting unchallenged.

  • @VarvasNukka
    @VarvasNukka 4 года назад +129

    When someone starts playing 40K in your Civ game

    • @HolyTurtlePenis
      @HolyTurtlePenis 4 года назад +4

      Technology Ain't free. The quest for knowledge gotta be litterd with the blood of hereteks. Goge Vandire aka "goge FAGdire" is not my high lord. he is ecclesiastic meatbag and probably servant of chaos as well :D :D. Flesh is weak not holy human form ok. praise omnissiah

    • @forgetmybelief
      @forgetmybelief 4 года назад

      Emperor needs souls bro, and he's all you got.

    • @NoTraceOfSense
      @NoTraceOfSense 4 года назад

      Can I get some blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne?

    • @someguy1313
      @someguy1313 4 года назад

      Space marines blasting the sovient anthem while fighting the heretics

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 года назад +18

    In this video: Spiffing turns ancient Russia into the fabled precursor civilization.

  • @SN-rz2ze
    @SN-rz2ze 4 года назад +1

    I would love to see you implement this expliot in a multiplayer game. It would be hysterical.

  • @keimoclayton2844
    @keimoclayton2844 4 года назад

    Great gaming content. Thank you.

  • @user-mn2vp6vo7e
    @user-mn2vp6vo7e 4 года назад +41

    New drinking game:
    Take a shot every time he says "Ladies and gentlemen"

    • @alliedatheistalliance6776
      @alliedatheistalliance6776 4 года назад +3

      Hard mode: do it when he says panfeon

    • @user-mn2vp6vo7e
      @user-mn2vp6vo7e 4 года назад +3

      @@alliedatheistalliance6776 either way if we do it we're dead

    • @borjitasstoi
      @borjitasstoi 4 года назад +3

      the instructions arent not clear who take the shot me or my dog? i think my dog are already drunk

    • @user-mn2vp6vo7e
      @user-mn2vp6vo7e 4 года назад +3

      @@borjitasstoi alinity is that you????

    • @sumguy01
      @sumguy01 4 года назад

      Instructions not clear. Dick stuck in toaster. Send help.

  • @gewoonvictor6163
    @gewoonvictor6163 4 года назад +107

    Wait so you have machine guns whereas your foes have sticks? I’m getting some real mussolini vibes here.

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 4 года назад +1

      Oof

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 4 года назад +13

      If ur ammo is made out of pasta and ur tank oil is sauce
      I guess the pointy stick will win

    • @aaaaaaaaa391
      @aaaaaaaaa391 4 года назад +2

      @@thespiffingbrit Uk education, I guess. Italy lost the first war against Ethiopia in 1896, Mussolini at the time was 10 years old. Moreover, the ethipioans were armed with russian, french, and german rifles, some of them were even better than the italian ones. The only modern army that ever lost against warriors armed with sticks was the United Kingdom against the Zulus.

    • @jpraczbr8413
      @jpraczbr8413 4 года назад

      @@aaaaaaaaa391 ok nerd

    • @agoraphobia882
      @agoraphobia882 4 года назад +1

      @@jpraczbr8413 ok boomer

  • @gobbotits1686
    @gobbotits1686 4 года назад +3

    Without using exploits, and just picking the Terra map option, my brother got to the Future Era by 700 AD. Apparently, if you keep taking over cities with horse bois, you'll just keep getting science from Heroic age bonuses

  • @TristanPignon
    @TristanPignon 4 года назад +1

    Honestly, your videos are like a quantum emotional elevator, as they make me laugh and cry at the same time! Your commentary is hilarious but at the same time, the Civ games are my favorite series (partly nostalgia induced) and it saddens me to see it so easily broken :/
    Edit: Sorry, "lift", English not being my native language, I tend to mix British English and American English ^^

  • @teemujokinen9788
    @teemujokinen9788 4 года назад +43

    *does work and looks over at my phone*
    Yt: Spiff made a new video
    *runs to get a cup of tea and drops all the work*

  • @Not_Soundwave
    @Not_Soundwave 4 года назад +19

    As someone who has never played this game, this was still incredibly funny for me to watch! Christ ain't even born and there's nukes!

  • @RLProctor12
    @RLProctor12 4 года назад

    This is HILARIOUS!!!

  • @adamkhan4451
    @adamkhan4451 4 года назад +5

    Machine guns vs spears, that could actually happen lol. There are still lost tribes we'll run into every now and again.
    Also, 2:12 Pizza the Great of Russia