TROPICO 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Prison Only Challenge Is Broken

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Tropico 6 is a fantastic tycoon simulator game which puts you in charge of the management of a tiny dictatorship. Of course you can reform it from a monarchy and become a democracy instead. Alternatively you can do the broken exploit challenge of " The Prison Only Challenge "! It is simple just put the entirety of your nations population in prison and set them to work generating infinite money in the funniest tropico video game exploit strategy.
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Tropico 6 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the prison only challenge is broken!!
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Title: TROPICO 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Prison Only Challenge Is Broken
    #Funny #Challenge #Tropico

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  • @envison001
    @envison001 4 года назад +4642

    240 Population... 150 in rebel faction lmao

    • @davidhughes5125
      @davidhughes5125 4 года назад +356

      Yes spiff but an island where everyone is in jail already exists it's called Australia (stonks)

    • @monomanual
      @monomanual 4 года назад +51

      Just like Chile right now

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 4 года назад +87

      wouldnt that make the rebels a majority thus makin spif a rebel?

    • @KillinTime2792
      @KillinTime2792 4 года назад +45

      @@davidhughes5125 Bold of you to assume Australia makes money.

    • @nathanielsharp2615
      @nathanielsharp2615 4 года назад +59

      @@KillinTime2792 Bold of you to assume Australia even exists

  • @jimbones5621
    @jimbones5621 4 года назад +5764

    Plays prison architect: grows trees.
    Plays tropico: builds a prison.

    • @calumrobertson2561
      @calumrobertson2561 4 года назад +281

      Plays sim city: builds a dictatorship

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 4 года назад +239

      @@calumrobertson2561 Well, that is just playing sim city normally.

    • @favourites144
      @favourites144 4 года назад +14

      Fantastic

    • @pierre-yveslegal1702
      @pierre-yveslegal1702 4 года назад +23

      @@thespiffingbrit Just like never drinking tea while watching your videos makes perfect sense :D

    • @LacunaIntroRiot
      @LacunaIntroRiot 4 года назад +35

      Plays Sims: Becomes a serial killer.

  • @enzo_frsh
    @enzo_frsh 4 года назад +12

    I'm still here, i'm french, i'm in france. Please get me out of here spiff

  • @justcallmelab7231
    @justcallmelab7231 4 года назад +1

    Fun fact: Ireland is a map made by a steamer called RTgame. It is littered with Easter eggs and refrances.

  • @do0myk
    @do0myk 3 года назад +1

    If your goal is to win by obtaining 2 mil the easiest way to do it properly is just never advancing past the starting age. Its much much easier to gain money in that age compare to the later ones.

  • @mclain3031
    @mclain3031 4 года назад +1

    This is literally just labor camps and it's wonderful

  • @v.flores4206
    @v.flores4206 4 года назад

    As a french citizen, i don't drink Yorkshire tea but Mariage Frère tea.

  • @tpgfm
    @tpgfm 4 года назад

    "No, this is not how you're supposed to play the game" -Masahiro Sakurai

  • @smoothe14
    @smoothe14 4 года назад

    Send in the military. Encourage the protesters to relocate. Fantastic Stuff.

  • @Dan19870
    @Dan19870 3 года назад

    If I ever make Governor General of one of our glorious overseas territories, expect a knock at your front door.

  • @johnshepherd4299
    @johnshepherd4299 4 года назад

    This is basically a thrall world in stellaris. You should mess with those

  • @lordsteiny6782
    @lordsteiny6782 2 года назад +1

    18:06 as a german, i approve

  • @shistorm
    @shistorm 4 года назад +4

    This is literally the American prison system.

  • @blitzkriegbear6192
    @blitzkriegbear6192 4 года назад

    Can confirm, yorkshire tea is sold to us yanks, and it's alright

  • @alexanderthomson934
    @alexanderthomson934 4 года назад

    The Ireland map was designed by a streamer -Rt Game - during a stream

  • @theTweak0284
    @theTweak0284 4 года назад

    0:04 Tienanmen Square enters the chat

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons 4 года назад

    How to be a millionaire, insurance fraud edition.

  • @jimkakami5561
    @jimkakami5561 4 года назад

    Hey ! I'm from France ! 😄

  • @azimurael5615
    @azimurael5615 2 года назад

    I represent tea drinking french people

  • @Fackeldackel
    @Fackeldackel 6 месяцев назад

    The history of australia in a nutshell.

  • @F_the_G
    @F_the_G 3 года назад +2

    They show you this in the second or third mission ❤️

  • @Docwilson91
    @Docwilson91 4 года назад +1747

    This video should have been called “Spiffing Brit recreates Australia on Ireland on Tropico 6”

    • @samiraperi467
      @samiraperi467 4 года назад +51

      Or USA, to be fair.

    • @Star-tc4dy
      @Star-tc4dy 4 года назад +11

      @@samiraperi467 well yeah but American revolution and Australia is a better place and is close to India so can't blane Britain for making Australia a prison colony I see absolutely no problems with that yep totally understandable

    • @urukhai5729
      @urukhai5729 4 года назад +19

      Spiffing Brit meets Call me Kevin

    • @urukhai5729
      @urukhai5729 4 года назад +12

      @@thespiffingbrit ah, good, you're finally awake...

    • @tellah8037
      @tellah8037 4 года назад +2

      You know when you know there’s shit in your ass but you can’t shit but it still feels like you can shit? I feel like that right now.

  • @pennsylvaniafellow4409
    @pennsylvaniafellow4409 4 года назад +687

    "Officer, why am I under arrest?"
    TO GENERATE CURRENCY

    • @paulelderson934
      @paulelderson934 4 года назад +34

      And don't forget to pay those 156 toll booths on your way to work next time!

    • @TheDrCN
      @TheDrCN 4 года назад +5

      Disregard bitches, acquire currency.

    • @Dedmaroz69
      @Dedmaroz69 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like America

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 4 года назад +11

      American justice in a nutshell

    • @johncopenhaver4311
      @johncopenhaver4311 4 года назад +9

      The game should be called Americo

  • @Fightfire76767
    @Fightfire76767 4 года назад +193

    "Crime is essentially getting people arrested for free" - Spiff 2019

  • @mylordpandarian3889
    @mylordpandarian3889 4 года назад +1799

    "By having an entire nation rammed into one tiny jail"
    Australia. You want to remake Australia
    You really are British

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 года назад +53

      at least there aren't poisonous spiders and biological figher jets around the place. plus there hasn't been two trillion fires so this is ultra australia

    • @aberrantmoon532
      @aberrantmoon532 4 года назад +17

      an anomally Australia light

    • @theplaylistcollector2910
      @theplaylistcollector2910 4 года назад +1

      an anomally WOW ur actually gonna say that

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 года назад +3

      @@theplaylistcollector2910 its hyperbole

    • @eulemitbeule5426
      @eulemitbeule5426 4 года назад +13

      Bonus points for the prison being on fire

  • @tylersmith5124
    @tylersmith5124 4 года назад +835

    Game about running a prison
    Spiff: Let’s farm resources and have no prisoners
    Game about farming resources
    Spiff: let’s make a bunch of prisons

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 года назад +22

      Yep that's Spiff

    • @malhavoc431
      @malhavoc431 4 года назад +30

      This comment is underrated. It also illustrates how perfectly balanced Spiff likes to play games.

    • @redsixx669
      @redsixx669 4 года назад +22

      Dont forget skyrim, a game with no modern technology
      Spiff adds guns
      Meanwhile sheggy in fallout new vegas punches everything to death

    • @thatonenon-uniqueindividual
      @thatonenon-uniqueindividual 4 года назад

      Don’t ask it just makes sense it’s just. WorkS

    • @ragerancher
      @ragerancher 4 года назад

      What if Spiff made a prison but assumed it was on Tropico...?

  • @yaboi2515
    @yaboi2515 4 года назад +584

    Spiff picked the RT map and I’m kinda shook

    • @freshouttheoven1614
      @freshouttheoven1614 4 года назад +43

      I was hoping he would

    • @paladinwho447
      @paladinwho447 4 года назад +44

      I don't think he saw the references tho, sad boi hours tbh

    • @ObliteOath
      @ObliteOath 4 года назад +58

      RT = Our Tea. How could he not?

    • @meepmeep3397
      @meepmeep3397 4 года назад +29

      @@ObliteOath rt is irish and we all know how ireland and britan get along

    • @masterthune
      @masterthune 4 года назад +12

      Not only did he pick RT´s map he just flexed on it

  • @Yotarnn
    @Yotarnn 2 года назад +283

    "Just stand outside, someone will let you in eventually"
    As someone who's been court ordered to turn themselves in for a weekend, that's EXACTLY how it is.
    "Why are you here?
    I was told to
    By who?
    Judge X
    Wait please..."
    30 minutes later someone comes outside and cuffs me and asks the usual questions lmfao

    • @nutsacks69420
      @nutsacks69420 2 года назад +6

      So you only had to stay a weekend?

    • @tomatodamashi
      @tomatodamashi Год назад +17

      I find it so weird why they feel the need to cuff you. I mean you are a safe enough individual to be out in society moments prior, and you are law abiding enough to turn yourself in. As if someone would go through the hassle of turning themselves in to suddenly become violent...

  • @scorpion4894
    @scorpion4894 4 года назад +334

    The Spiffing Brit: Everyone that is unemployed and uneducated will be imprisoned.
    Children: *Heavily Breathes*

    • @Life-uu5yo
      @Life-uu5yo 3 года назад +15

      The child labor option in Frostpunk: *Laughs labourously(?)*

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 3 года назад +5

      The usual RUclips Viewer: heavily sweats

  • @safirpewdiepie1262
    @safirpewdiepie1262 4 года назад +530

    Person: Is uneducated
    Spiff:
    TO GULAG

    • @angsern8455
      @angsern8455 4 года назад +23

      Education is important kids, it keeps you from going to the gulag.

    • @oyvey304
      @oyvey304 4 года назад +5

      @Ang Sern It did not help the German children getting gangraped in Berlin during and after ww2 did it? Good old communism.

    • @JoelJames2
      @JoelJames2 4 года назад +5

      @@oyvey304 You must be fun at parties.

    • @oyvey304
      @oyvey304 4 года назад +4

      @JoelJames2 You must be late for parties.

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad 4 года назад +4

      That's sort of the mirror image of real life, where more well to do and well educated were sent to gulags, so yeah ​ Ang Serns point is pretty invalid. Would be more accurate to say, just stay dumb, poor and praise anyone in power to keep yourself from a all expenses paid trip to Gulag.

  • @ionceateapinecone
    @ionceateapinecone 4 года назад +732

    The Spiffing Brit: "Is it possible to turn a profit by putting all your population in jail?"
    America: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ )

    • @BuckingFuffalos69
      @BuckingFuffalos69 4 года назад +9

      Watch a few episodes of cops and tell me they don’t deserve it

    • @thepurpleshade486
      @thepurpleshade486 4 года назад +27

      BuckingFuffalos69 nani?

    • @giathuanleviet4138
      @giathuanleviet4138 4 года назад +18

      China: I told you guy it work

    • @bigbody8557
      @bigbody8557 4 года назад +33

      @@BuckingFuffalos69 yeah but like there are people serving life sentences for dealing a narcotic that is legal in other states

    • @nicolascordier12
      @nicolascordier12 4 года назад +21

      America: Yes, we've been doing this for 2 centuries now.

  • @thesysop4998
    @thesysop4998 2 года назад +134

    Spif 2019: "Freedom always loses in the end."
    America 1776: *Sweats profusedly*

  • @wlessfanable
    @wlessfanable 4 года назад +545

    And here I learned more about reality in this 30 minutes than I ever learned in years of government and business classes combined.

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 3 года назад +5

      I studied for two years in business...and the Business Law book weighed more than the rest of my college books😂😭 *so* *much* *info*

    • @wlessfanable
      @wlessfanable 3 года назад +3

      @@LordWyatt
      Took a Intro to Biz Law myself years ago. Dropped class but kept book and for a while used it as a step stool.

    • @Davesoft
      @Davesoft 3 года назад +7

      Give tropico 3 or 4 a try, you learn harsh truths like 'religious people just arnt numerous enough to riot' or 'now i have a high school, noone wants to do farming!'

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 года назад +5

      @@Davesoft This is a cities skylines problem as well. Now that i have education, even as small as elementary schools, nobody wants to work in the industry

    • @Davesoft
      @Davesoft 3 года назад +1

      @Shrimp Lord Hehe, I think the "please demolish all pubs" mission is a wink to the user that these """"requests"""" can be refused without a problem, since the vicar who brings the mission is clearly an acoholic :D

  • @cammy649
    @cammy649 4 года назад +321

    Can you imagine the FBI showing up and saying "our country's economy needs you" and they just straight up arrest you

    • @jessejacobson8157
      @jessejacobson8157 4 года назад +28

      The FBI no, but the local cops, absolutely.

    • @me-ul9ey
      @me-ul9ey 4 года назад +12

      would be especially worrying since i live in england

    • @elvis4868
      @elvis4868 3 года назад +5

      I imagine it would only be possible if you were unemployed which makes you deserving of arrest!

    • @trash9378
      @trash9378 3 года назад +6

      Can you imagine the FBI showing up and saying "our country's economy needs you" and they just straight up inject you with covid

    • @jimjob28
      @jimjob28 3 года назад +9

      It only sounds ridiculous because you grossly oversimplified the transaction, but you aren't that far from reality.
      More laws = more crime. More crime = more (for profit) prisons. More for profit prisons = more political lobbying. More political lobbying = more laws.

  • @WeirdPros
    @WeirdPros 4 года назад +186

    Spiff: Plays Prison Architect. Establishes a Banana Republic instead.
    Also Spiff: Plays Tropico, a game about being a Banana Republic. Architects a prison instead.
    Top.

    • @IvanSidaruk
      @IvanSidaruk 4 года назад +7

      Raymond Biskner also also Spiff : Plays Arma, starts a monopoly on rolexes

    • @UncleHam1337
      @UncleHam1337 4 года назад +3

      Raymond: Copies a joke from above, changes some words and acts like OG
      The ones who did not get fooled: ???

    • @revoltman-needsmoreclickbait
      @revoltman-needsmoreclickbait 4 года назад +2

      @@UncleHam1337 this one makes more sense than the original i think

    • @OtterEleven
      @OtterEleven 4 года назад

      Favourite Comment, right here!

  • @allengilbert7463
    @allengilbert7463 4 года назад +181

    Spiff: "We can slap that bad boy down anywhere, it makes no difference" as he is building it right on top of some homeless people's shacks.

    • @TheRealTburt
      @TheRealTburt 4 года назад +12

      But they get a nice home in prison. Probably better than that old shack anyway.

  • @thomasb3737
    @thomasb3737 4 года назад +556

    Here is a totally fun, inconsequential, exploit!
    *accidentally vaguely demonstrates how the american prison industrial complex works

    • @cammy649
      @cammy649 4 года назад +11

      Kinda edgy ngl

    • @jessejacobson8157
      @jessejacobson8157 4 года назад +34

      @@cammy649 He's not wrong though...

    • @criticalthinking1144
      @criticalthinking1144 4 года назад +27

      yes unfortunately in the 80s mainly, for some reason the US govt allowed private companies to make a prison and be paid a tax give out per prisoner held, not only that but then allow them to profit in other ways as well which is completely ridiculous, essentially its the same problem that the Media has here, where they are paid a tax grant to run the business and pay employees to be a Public News Source, but then they are allowed to get money through advertisers and other means, which is actually the opposite of how it was setup and supposed to work, i have no idea why they let this happen or why we the people allow it to keep happening.

    • @criticalthinking1144
      @criticalthinking1144 4 года назад +7

      this is where we are supposed to keep govt and public services separate from business, which is a big part of capitalism cuz govt should only regulate and put restrictions on business to make sure all big and small business works on equal fields, and public service businesses run with the money they get from taxes and it pays everyone but theres no "profit" to be made, if there was it would just go right back to the tax pool the citizens pay for said services. (whats supposed to be the Federal Reserve but thats an already completely F'd system now lol)
      but now they just take in as many people as possible to gain as much tax grant money as possible while milking any other system as well, like food, rehab programs etc. just like the main stream media say F facts, lets do the bad or racially charged stories that get ppl angry, now that capitalism and the democracy has already been broken since the 70s-80s mainly theres no direct method for the ppl to impact those systems.
      so come on america lol, lets start thinking and stop acting like things are out of our control, especially when we like to act like we get to choose things and our country is a solid reflection of our people cuz of voting, so we need to remember how these systems were supposed to work and keep the country an accurate representation of its population, then we will finally see how they are now broken and need to be fixed / adjusted, before it ends up socialism.

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 4 года назад +6

      The current US prison system is a lot like the former Roman way of collecting taxes: they (Rome and america) sale the rights to a pacific job (for Rome collecting taxes and for the US selling the right of imprisonment) and then collecting the proceeds.

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 4 года назад +59

    2:30: "So, what you want to do, is build the most expensive building you can, demolish it, then save & reload the game. Now, suddenly, we have more money!"
    So, basically what you're saying is...the fastest way to beat the game is through insurance fraud? Sounds legit.
    20:18: "You have to remember that crime is fantastic!"
    So, basically what you're saying is: "The secret ingredient is crime."

  • @theapocasmith
    @theapocasmith 2 года назад +369

    "I want to see I can make a profit by putting an entire nation in jail"
    Spiff has never heard of America, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @gabagool_and_psychiatry4856
      @gabagool_and_psychiatry4856 2 года назад +18

      ouch right in my free-dumbs.

    • @angrydrunkengerman2819
      @angrydrunkengerman2819 2 года назад

      @@gabagool_and_psychiatry4856 Now now, you're either with us or against us. Or dodging drones. Or spreading misinformation.
      El Presidente Brandon is watching...

    • @TotallyCluelessGamer
      @TotallyCluelessGamer Год назад +8

      TBH my first thought is Australia since it was originally planned as a penal colony. But I'm also an American so I think I'm contractually obligated to not know that information since it pertains to another country.

    • @dowhatiwantc7637
      @dowhatiwantc7637 Год назад +6

      Yeah america has the highest incarceration rate of there own people of all time kind of wild.

    • @engineeringandphysicsenjoyer
      @engineeringandphysicsenjoyer Год назад +9

      @@TotallyCluelessGamer I think the US has 20% or more of the worlds prison population.

  • @porkroast9398
    @porkroast9398 4 года назад +136

    Jesus Spiff, first 3 seconds sounds like a Tiananmen Square recreation.

    • @pigplayzmc
      @pigplayzmc 4 года назад +21

      but I don't understand that didn't happen. confused china noises

    • @Scottish_Sasquatch
      @Scottish_Sasquatch 4 года назад +3

      3,000 to 8,000 civilians killed approx

    • @No-uc6fg
      @No-uc6fg 4 года назад +14

      Oh, you mean that place where [NOTHING HAPPENED] {POST ALLOWED BY THE CHINESE REPUBLIC OF THE PEOPLE}

  • @RyuKimGaming
    @RyuKimGaming 4 года назад +206

    The Ireland map was made by RTgames lol

    • @Evaisa
      @Evaisa 4 года назад +21

      @@thespiffingbrit that is cute as heck

    • @ArgentumEmperio
      @ArgentumEmperio 4 года назад +4

      @@thespiffingbrit
      I heard it stood for "Rocking turtles"

    • @pandamaster1138
      @pandamaster1138 4 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit @rtgames

    • @barrytschirpig9328
      @barrytschirpig9328 4 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit Oh this is lush.

    • @hammeroftyr
      @hammeroftyr 4 года назад +2

      The Spiffing Brit RT wants to bury that in the past. We will not be silenced.

  • @oliverburder2700
    @oliverburder2700 4 года назад +46

    tiananmen square 1989
    China “the tank always wins”

  • @dr_sussy_magussy
    @dr_sussy_magussy 4 года назад +176

    Spiffing Brit: Chooses Ireland
    Me, an RTGame Fan: Hold on a minute...

    • @Graham226
      @Graham226 4 года назад +19

      Villager #9 For context for anyone who comes across this comment RTGame made this map

    • @bitchaos4591
      @bitchaos4591 4 года назад +5

      Der deutsche Kaiser That is exactly what I thought. Immediately came down here to see if anyone else saw.

    • @maryabwesend5445
      @maryabwesend5445 4 года назад +4

      @Der deutsche Kaiser What makes your comment even better for me, is the fact that I'm german. So I love Spiff, I love RTGame and I totally love that your name is in my native language 😂 It's very rare and kinda strange to find something german in english videos/comments.

    • @jairomenares2089
      @jairomenares2089 3 года назад +18

      @Random Gaming That's not very epic of you. Are you even a gamer?

    • @Emu_calli
      @Emu_calli 3 года назад +5

      @Random Gaming shut

  • @blitzkidgaming1790
    @blitzkidgaming1790 2 года назад +30

    This vid has my favourite opening hes ever done. "Thank you steve, I'm glad you thought so highly of me. Your family will be returned within the fortnight." 😂😂😂

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +201

    I'm disappointed Tropico 6 doesn't feature Cr1tikal as a Voice Actor like in Tropico 5.

  • @AkastMalayne
    @AkastMalayne 4 года назад +49

    "Thank you Steve, I'm glad you thought so highly of me, your family will be returned within the fortnight. " is a very British sentence

  • @twilightgryphon
    @twilightgryphon 4 года назад +521

    "Freedom always loses in the end."
    It's true, just ask Blizzard Entertainment.

    • @Emma_7567
      @Emma_7567 4 года назад +11

      Shhhhhh we do not talk about them

    • @twilightgryphon
      @twilightgryphon 4 года назад +19

      @@Emma_7567 we do when it's a joke at their expense. :P

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 4 года назад +6

      ask hong kong in a few years

    • @rebelgaming1.5.14
      @rebelgaming1.5.14 4 года назад +1

      *angry American noises intensify*

    • @LeRoiEnJaune
      @LeRoiEnJaune 4 года назад +1

      Or the NBA.

  • @Ryan6.022
    @Ryan6.022 4 года назад +99

    "Aggressive adoption strategy" I think spiff could be a lawyer with that kind of word play.

  • @macandcheese1886
    @macandcheese1886 2 года назад +43

    Spiff: We'll place down a dungeon here, and place a dungeon next to it!
    Me: That's a prison

  • @snea644
    @snea644 4 года назад +37

    As a french guy, i can relate, I wouldn't want to get exiled to France : We don't have Yorkshire Tea.

    • @Volga33333
      @Volga33333 4 года назад

      True

    • @paulalexei8381
      @paulalexei8381 4 года назад +1

      Odd, I live in Romania and we do have Yorkshire Tea

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 4 года назад +1

      I'm Swiss from the French-speaking part so does that count?

  • @JacobTyler1776
    @JacobTyler1776 4 года назад +241

    "The courthouse is a building where we literally just make money off of all the people in prison."
    This actually describes the American criminal justice system quite well at present.

    • @saltydunmer
      @saltydunmer 4 года назад +9

      Jacob Tyler It describes ALL criminal justice systems.

    • @stevenqu3
      @stevenqu3 4 года назад +6

      @Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster ​What are they going to do, kidnap him off a boat and railroad him into convict labor? Oh, wait. Uh, Spiff old buddy, may want to hold off on that cruise.

    • @lukeirot
      @lukeirot 4 года назад

      @Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster god forbid someone call BS on a BS statement.

    • @MetalHev
      @MetalHev 4 года назад +1

      @Jordan B. Peterson's Pet Communist Lobster of course they make profit, the inmates either work and generate revenue to pay the expenses, or the whole population has to suffer again because of the criminal by paying for prisons.

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 4 года назад +5

      @@MetalHev Look, 1/4th of ALL prisoners of the world are in the USA, no other country makes money on imprisoning people.
      Only Americans do, for everyone else criminals and inmates are a liability (and any other country is doing everything it can to make people not go to prison) , for American judicial system having as many inmates as possible is the goal.
      Prisons have LITERAL QUOTAS to fill.
      It's just a business which uses human life as currency, other guy comparing it to actual slavery is right.

  • @acertainjake5736
    @acertainjake5736 4 года назад +244

    "Freedom always loses in the end."
    *China liked that*

  • @lazergurka-smerlin6561
    @lazergurka-smerlin6561 4 года назад +23

    The Spiffing Brit: Puny rebels vs Tank
    Me: Tiannamen square

  • @creepypinny8717
    @creepypinny8717 4 года назад +8

    I personally love that the radio station works without power just the thought of some guy screaming into a dead microphone about the greatness of spiff is a fantastic notion

  • @buffypython
    @buffypython 4 года назад +253

    "I want to create an island where just about everyone is in jail."
    *Guantanamo Bay has joined the chat.*

    • @CertifiedSunset
      @CertifiedSunset 4 года назад +18

      *Australia joins the chat*

    • @raidarthegunwizard4520
      @raidarthegunwizard4520 4 года назад +13

      *Alcatraz has joined the chat*

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 4 года назад +10

      @China: _Eyes Hong Kong with suspicious intent_

    • @MultiNaruto900
      @MultiNaruto900 4 года назад +6

      December 30, 1922: *Soviet Russia has joined the chat*
      December 26, 1991: *Soviet Russia has left the chat*

    • @thesovietunion9759
      @thesovietunion9759 4 года назад

      @@MultiNaruto900 neyet

  • @Morall332
    @Morall332 4 года назад +120

    "I can imagine that my entire french viewership is gone... But then again, didn't really have one."
    PARDON!!??
    I feel insulted, Sir Spiff. All this time, we've been watching you to study your decadent royalist ways, prepare the European Invasion, and find a way to steal all of your delicious tea... And you just ignore our existence? I think not!
    Je suis profondément outré... Un peu de respect pour vos ennemis, Monsieur Spiff!

    • @gufosufo337
      @gufosufo337 4 года назад +22

      But would you not just surrender the day after you declared war

    • @Morall332
      @Morall332 4 года назад +13

      @@gufosufo337 You forgot the part where we steal all the tea!
      AND GAIN ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!

    • @Jester8492
      @Jester8492 4 года назад +4

      @@gufosufo337 IDK man the GIGN (french counter-Terrorist force) are pretty good. I think they only lose 1 or 5 members a year and always capture their targets alive

    • @torva360
      @torva360 4 года назад +3

      That's the Reverend Dr. Lord Sir Spiff to you.

    • @BohnalexPV
      @BohnalexPV 4 года назад +1

      Sorry I don't speak gay

  • @duskyrc1373
    @duskyrc1373 4 года назад +43

    "An entire tank"
    Implying you can have half a tank?

    • @trevorsmith470
      @trevorsmith470 4 года назад +5

      Look up the polish tk-3.

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 3 года назад +2

      @@trevorsmith470 it even has only 2 of 4 letters

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 8 месяцев назад

      Well, the Russians sure ended up with a lot of those... that's what happens when you field Soviet equipment over 30 years after it was cutting edge!

  • @TailcoatGames
    @TailcoatGames 4 года назад +73

    Spiff: is British
    Also spiff: freedom always looses in the end
    America: fear 100

    • @suburban-mech2107
      @suburban-mech2107 4 года назад +2

      *glances at current US events* cough...

    • @blackmoon7668
      @blackmoon7668 4 года назад +2

      @@suburban-mech2107 dude get yourself checked, you're coughing.

    • @rosalindcormier4384
      @rosalindcormier4384 8 месяцев назад

      Nah the US isn’t that pro freedom all things considered

  • @Nerdnumberone
    @Nerdnumberone 4 года назад +81

    As an American, this hits a little too close to home...

    • @HellsDeity
      @HellsDeity 4 года назад +4

      Especially the corrupt police station kidnapping citizens 😬

    • @BanterRanterr
      @BanterRanterr 4 года назад

      Hahahahha

    • @ugot1try
      @ugot1try 4 года назад +4

      Now it just needs violent minorities

  • @nevilleneville6518
    @nevilleneville6518 4 года назад +67

    "Let's negotiate......military time!" Ah, the King Charles I approach!

  • @videogameepicfails
    @videogameepicfails 4 года назад +95

    This strat has officially been endorsed by the Chinese government.

    • @Lin-De
      @Lin-De 4 года назад +2

      ok boomer

    • @oldskoolchomp81
      @oldskoolchomp81 4 года назад +6

      China is asshoe

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 4 года назад +4

      @@Lin-De that doesn't even make sense in this context

    • @Kesshino
      @Kesshino 4 года назад +1

      You mean the American government?

    • @videogameepicfails
      @videogameepicfails 4 года назад +4

      Kesshin o So.....you think the US government is worse than China. I mean, I’ll be breaking Chinese law in this comment when I say Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh. If I lived in China, I’d be fucked for saying that. Fuck China.

  • @matimoore1985
    @matimoore1985 4 года назад +55

    Wait this method seems familiar...
    *Remembers the US prison system*
    Ahh thats where I saw this before

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 3 года назад +1

      You mean: *the US school system!*

  • @xdevantx5870
    @xdevantx5870 2 года назад +46

    2019 Spiff: "Freedom always loses in the end"
    2022 Me: "Yep, sounds about right"

  • @ThePoeticPariah
    @ThePoeticPariah 4 года назад +312

    "We're going to see if we can make a profit with most our population in jail!"
    *Americas externally*

    • @iceelixor2697
      @iceelixor2697 4 года назад +1

      That's pretty much it! Spot on, mate.

  • @timhi2558
    @timhi2558 4 года назад +42

    "Everyone's happy" Happiness/approval rating: 1%

    • @ClingyParasite
      @ClingyParasite 4 года назад +4

      Well... Everyone that mattered at least

    • @asherdevin
      @asherdevin 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, the people who can vote.

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 4 года назад +5

      "As long as we only count El Presidente as a human being, everything is perfectly fine."

    • @trash9378
      @trash9378 3 года назад

      Literally El Presidente, Penultimo, and the Pirates

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 года назад

      El Presidente and that one dude just vibing while the rest of the island is on fire, shooting rebels, or in prison for existing

  • @Wolf-Rayet_Arthur
    @Wolf-Rayet_Arthur 4 года назад +18

    "If only there was a game where I could build and manage my own prison. I'm bored of running a tree business... i know! Tropico 6!" Spiffing brit

  • @metalncs1563
    @metalncs1563 4 года назад +17

    "technically it is a human right violation..." in the rest of the world that is

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 года назад

      It's a human rights violation if they are not counted as humans

  • @sandro5535
    @sandro5535 3 года назад +16

    That early exploit reminds me of a game where the user by mistake found out that selling the building during pause does not remove building so he could just sell non stop and break the game. PS You no wanna hire 20+ girls as "maids"? ;)

  • @jaeusa160
    @jaeusa160 4 года назад +15

    Previously on Spiffing Brit: Turns a prison into a majestic forest.
    Currently on Spiffing Brit: Turns a majestic forest into a prison.

  • @FabioStuber
    @FabioStuber 4 года назад +33

    1:38 that's RTs Map, if you know him^^

  • @ImFrantic
    @ImFrantic Год назад +4

    Okay, a british person reigns over an island full if prisoners. You sir, have just created Australia 😄

  • @pando1113
    @pando1113 4 года назад +21

    "I can imagine that my entire french viewership is gone... But then again, didn't really have one"
    Think again buckaroo ! We also appreciate tea, sometimes even Yorkshire tea ! Who'd've thunk ?

    • @davidattia2315
      @davidattia2315 4 года назад +1

      Est ce que c'est ce qu'on appel de l'humour anglais ?

    • @sbritton1313
      @sbritton1313 4 года назад +5

      Are you saying you surrendered to the taste?

    • @RoderickVoordouw
      @RoderickVoordouw 4 года назад +3

      @@sbritton1313 I see what you did there ;)

    • @KaizerKlash111
      @KaizerKlash111 4 года назад +1

      Coffee stinks and yorkshire tea is too bitter, even with 32,3 litres of milk

    • @KaizerKlash111
      @KaizerKlash111 4 года назад

      Well the importation fees from America are too expensive (85.92 €) per sugar gram, so its slightly overbudget, so get your (perfectly balanced and totally hum... fine according to the Geneva convention ) workers to make sugar costing less than 500€ a box ( roughly 50 grams of sugar) : )

  • @favourites144
    @favourites144 4 года назад +66

    Spiff: “Should I bribe my protesters or bring in the military”
    Also Spiff: “Go on my lovely squad of armed men”
    Me: Fantastic

  • @MegaGullas
    @MegaGullas 4 года назад +36

    Spiff: We're going to speedrun the game using exploits
    Also Spiff: And to do it, we're going to use RTGame's map that the game creators got RT to make.

  • @uncletyrone
    @uncletyrone 3 года назад +10

    I love how the only available captions are in Korean

  • @djcaseuk
    @djcaseuk 2 года назад +10

    i love how i came here for "broken prison only challenge", then got a 2 million to win the game speed run bonus!! absolutely hilarious videos! you sir are great.. cups of tea all round .

  • @nathanielnewland7838
    @nathanielnewland7838 4 года назад +45

    “A country where almost everyone is in jail”
    You accidentally made the United States.

    • @thatonenon-uniqueindividual
      @thatonenon-uniqueindividual 4 года назад +1

      Why Ireland Scotland Australia and literally everything that was owned by the United Kingdom is better

    • @duncanconnolly5379
      @duncanconnolly5379 4 года назад +4

      @@thatonenon-uniqueindividual Oh yes, stupid Americans being arrested for silly things haha. What was that officer, I'm arrested for making a mean tweet? Very good sir, perfectly reasonable, freedom of speech is silly anyway!

    • @darkswatm1890
      @darkswatm1890 4 года назад

      @@duncanconnolly5379 ok boomer

    • @vikingraven4758
      @vikingraven4758 4 года назад +4

      @@darkswatm1890
      Which part of that tiny thing you call a brain associated freedom of speech with being a boomer?

    • @GloomGaiGar
      @GloomGaiGar 4 года назад +3

      @@vikingraven4758 It's the standard reply made by braindead idiots who are unable to reply in an intelligent way.

  • @8ight8ight12
    @8ight8ight12 4 года назад +80

    "Everyone knows freedom always loses in the end!"
    *looks at UK today*
    Yup.

    • @Wowthatsfail
      @Wowthatsfail 4 года назад +4

      Brexit is terrorism

    • @mcfarvo
      @mcfarvo 4 года назад +9

      Oi, you got a license for that toe-nail clipper? Off to the prison colony!

    • @Chicanery_Artifice
      @Chicanery_Artifice 4 года назад +9

      you got a license for askin' people if they've got a license?
      come along with us, sunshine.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 4 года назад +4

      @@Wowthatsfail lol how?

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 года назад +1

      yep the porn block definatly proves that

  • @lesgoddam1949
    @lesgoddam1949 4 года назад +27

    I think you just accurately simulated the US economy.

  • @chachifo2074
    @chachifo2074 4 года назад +8

    Fire just rages on in the corn farm as he is firing all his prison guards.

  • @charlesb.1945
    @charlesb.1945 4 года назад +42

    “Courthouses only generate money from people in prison” *ooh, say can you seeeeeee*

  • @chenlewis
    @chenlewis 4 года назад +6

    Oh, and splendid, you noticed that we completed the mission to "RESCUE" people from off the island...
    Yes, indeed Spiff "RESCUE" them from shipwrecks.

  • @bradbucknell3636
    @bradbucknell3636 4 года назад +6

    You think you've stumbled upon some great discovery until you realize this is entirely how the United States works

  • @alarconlucas7420
    @alarconlucas7420 2 года назад +5

    From France, life is sweet here...It's not that bad...
    Still love you tho, continu like this!

    • @orora667
      @orora667 2 года назад

      un des meilleurs puis se faire troller par un Anglais c'est marrant !

  • @johnnyandtheinsatiablevoid
    @johnnyandtheinsatiablevoid 2 года назад +4

    You know in all my time playing this game it never occurred to me to ask where all these people in need of rescue were coming from.
    I may be slightly naive.

  • @WolfgangvonHam
    @WolfgangvonHam 2 года назад +7

    This makes me think of privatised prisons... money made from people's incarceration.
    Prison is for punishment but most importantly reformation and rehabilitation.
    Being offered therapy, anger management, mental health services and education can help an individual much, much more than being stuck in a small box for a couple years

    • @gehtdichnixan2499
      @gehtdichnixan2499 Год назад +1

      Sir, what you are saying Sounds nice...... But this would COST money and wouldn't GENERATE money. And we are still playing Humankind with Moral on -100% and egoism on max +100%, so I am afraid to tell you, your logical, moralic and plausibel thinking will never happen.

  • @quentinboulogne5320
    @quentinboulogne5320 4 года назад +5

    18:02
    I might represent the only french viewership in there for I have been exiled in France since the day I was born.
    Dear me.
    Anyway. Hi from overseas Lord Spiff of Sealand!

  • @digheanurag
    @digheanurag 2 года назад +7

    I’ve used this before, but less as a hack, more as a way to funnel any rebels into value added work. Great work! Who knew crime can drive a “successful” island 😂

  • @zmark7843
    @zmark7843 4 года назад +2

    why does it sounds more and more like America?

  • @richardchristie1293
    @richardchristie1293 4 года назад +26

    "a button which would... allow me to arrest - on sight - every single unemployed person. That would be fantastic!" - Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, Speech in the House of Commons (31 July 1984)...
    No wait... sorry, It was Spiff!

  • @GamingSpoiler
    @GamingSpoiler 2 года назад +8

    "I approve of your theory, but the execution is just too Harsh" ~ Kim Jong-un

  • @shnitselschnittsel7434
    @shnitselschnittsel7434 4 года назад +5

    28:01 Actually, the Eiffel Tower IS originally a radio station.
    So bullseye on that one!
    P.S. I'm from Paris

  • @EvilMrElmo
    @EvilMrElmo 4 года назад +6

    The Spiffing Brit: Im going to try to make money in the strangest possible way
    America: Am I a joke to you?

  • @chill23581
    @chill23581 4 года назад +3

    This is America

  • @Rscapeextreme447
    @Rscapeextreme447 4 года назад +8

    "A court house is literally a building that makes money off people in prison" XD

  • @EJFreelancer
    @EJFreelancer 4 года назад +4

    Tropico 6: Kamala Harris Edition

  • @beezzinha
    @beezzinha 4 года назад +6

    1:38 Do my eyes fool me or is that the map created by RTGame?

  • @akuladoctor7355
    @akuladoctor7355 Год назад +2

    Too bad the building demolition was patched at some point. I noticed the prison's power in the past though. I once tried to get rid of rebels by arresting all. Which resulted in creating autohotkey script, that let me arrest up to 100 people by pressing 2 buttons.

  • @userunknown3761
    @userunknown3761 4 года назад +7

    26:25
    Sad to see Sergio Romero's goalkeeping career went so far downhill

    • @dannyc7839
      @dannyc7839 4 года назад

      Maybe it's the MLB baseball pitcher

  • @christopherrash1909
    @christopherrash1909 4 года назад +6

    "We can slap that bad boy down anywhere", proceeds to put it right on a slum.