CRUSADER KINGS 2 BUT I HAVE 100 STATS - The 100 Stat Man Highlights / Funny Moments

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @majormajorasic
    @majormajorasic 5 лет назад +1310

    Wife: *Dies*
    100 stat man: *Notices 2 years later*

  • @SettingsGear
    @SettingsGear 5 лет назад +354

    *Sword* *from* *Heaven*
    A sword made of metal that feel from the sky. Some sat it is a gift from God
    *Original* *owner:* Duke Ardoino Son of the Devil
    Sounds legit

  • @Kindrick
    @Kindrick 5 лет назад +418

    I made a character named Nana. A sweet old African woman who just wanted to basically be the founder of Wakanda. However, at this point in the game, I was so sick and tired of dying, that, in ruler creator, I stacked health to the point where she was basically immortal. But then, I realized I could change the settings so that plagues and epidemics happened all the fucking time, and none of them would be able to kill her, which means I could forge an empire just by existing and inheriting everything as everyone dies of the black plague, and then I could use taxes from the entire fucking world to fund the creation of Wakanda. While I'm at it, I might as well reform the African religion too. Unfortunately, the black plague couldn't kill off enough dynasties, Muslims took over all of Africa's holy sites, I depleted all my levies getting just one of the holy sites back, and then, with nobody left to back me up, I died as a prisoner of war when a single county revolted right next to my capital, Nanaland. Rest in peace, Farba Nana "The Cyclops" of Nanaland, you will be remembered as a harmless 50 year old woman who became the single most loved 237 year old woman who, after a couple of centuries of self-mutilation and religious sacrifices, was still a harmless old woman. But, more importantly, your title and name combined sounds like Far Banana, and that's funny.

    • @jdlenl
      @jdlenl 5 лет назад +17

      how do i favorite a youtube comment?

    • @TheKa89
      @TheKa89 5 лет назад +3

      Nana sounds like the main character from Octavia Butler's Wild Seed, minus having Nana being able to cure any illness. That's awesome.

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey 3 года назад +1

      F A R B A N A N A

  • @rainick
    @rainick 5 лет назад +38

    "I didn't realize raiding Constantinople was this profitable" - Crusader during the Fourth Crusades.

  • @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716
    @justinianmakesbyzantiumgre5716 5 лет назад +280

    Alternative title: *How to break the Geneva convention before it even exists*

    • @matthewfaulk
      @matthewfaulk 5 лет назад

      That name is hilarious. Kind of undermines how great Justinian actually was though, being associated with that slogan.

    • @panzerofthelake506
      @panzerofthelake506 5 лет назад

      F

  • @notadog4762
    @notadog4762 5 лет назад +278

    it could have been much longer but because of 100 stats man sheer power it would have made youre mind explode if it were longer

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 5 лет назад +2

      @@thespiffingbrit something something Shaggy etc.
      We should have a 100-CAT MAN video for April Fools where you play the animal kingdom setting.
      Just saying.

    • @Tami_DE
      @Tami_DE 5 лет назад

      Yes!

  • @jw-k5663
    @jw-k5663 2 года назад +14

    20 years of loyalty and friendship really seasoned him up just right

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 лет назад +715

    Crusader Kings 2 but I commit atrocities akin to Rimworld

  • @OryxTheMadGod3
    @OryxTheMadGod3 5 лет назад +83

    100 Stat Man has basically become the mascot of this channel

  • @jacobmetal8545
    @jacobmetal8545 5 лет назад +13

    "Do you think 100 STAT MAN stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created on earth"-
    Spiffin "Teadrinker" Brit

  • @demdoughnuts3882
    @demdoughnuts3882 5 лет назад +458

    You went from "ignore the screams" to "you get used to it" to "glorious noises".
    Sacrifice time?

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 5 лет назад +148

    Cup of tea? oh no dear Spiff, I'm having a cup of *soup*

    • @godkingjacklee3065
      @godkingjacklee3065 5 лет назад +4

      The Spiffing Brit and if they don’t

    • @ChargeQM
      @ChargeQM 5 лет назад +10

      ... does coffee count as bean soup?
      So a vanilla soy latte is a three-bean soup?

    • @velnoa
      @velnoa 5 лет назад +4

      God king Jack Lee then they shall die

    • @frankcastle4715
      @frankcastle4715 2 года назад +1

      Cup of soup? Oh no dear Citizen, I'm having a cup of *Pizza* ..

  • @luiscoton3062
    @luiscoton3062 5 лет назад +357

    When are you actually going to make a new ck2 100 stat man video miss it so much great video anyway

    • @sinjull2256
      @sinjull2256 5 лет назад +22

      When his computer will be newer and stronger and not crashing when he is fighting to conquer a whole country

    • @luiscoton3062
      @luiscoton3062 5 лет назад +4

      The Spiffing Brit is computer that powerful even possible 😱

    • @magblevins
      @magblevins 5 лет назад +1

      what you need homie?

    • @charlesgrimmer6486
      @charlesgrimmer6486 5 лет назад +2

      @@thespiffingbrit play pc building simulator as Statman, for only he can contain his power.

    • @Tokahax
      @Tokahax 5 лет назад +5

      @@thespiffingbrit Do you want to end up like Animator vs. Animation? Because this is how you create apocalyptic AI.

  • @colmortimer1066
    @colmortimer1066 5 лет назад +134

    How many of us are watching this, even though we've seen every other full episode? :)

  • @LiterallyNobody0
    @LiterallyNobody0 Год назад +1

    Probably the only video I’ve ever heard Spif drop a “fucking” in a video 😂

  • @grant8171
    @grant8171 5 лет назад +37

    Tea = hot
    Spiffing = hotter
    The Queen = by God I just creamed myself

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 5 лет назад

      You can't say that about the queen! Lmao

    • @astolenusername7675
      @astolenusername7675 5 лет назад +1

      Major Melon but everyone is thinking it, well every brit

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 5 лет назад +1

      @@astolenusername7675 I thought it was only us Americans into that shit, good to know we share common ground as allies 😅

  • @godkingjacklee3065
    @godkingjacklee3065 5 лет назад +35

    We will support you till the end 100 stat man

    • @puschkulbobe5371
      @puschkulbobe5371 5 лет назад +7

      There is no end

    • @Silver_Warden
      @Silver_Warden 5 лет назад +3

      @@puschkulbobe5371 There is. Not for him, but for everyone else.

  • @notanotherwargamer
    @notanotherwargamer 5 лет назад +2

    i JUST stumbled across your videos yesterday m8. Been on a binge watching them and I gotta say.. Your humor is right up my alley. Been chuckling like a madman listening to this one. Good stuff m8. Teabois

  • @yuanchang2306
    @yuanchang2306 3 года назад +13

    I'm so sad that Bertle was 100 Stat Man's Friend and didn't get a sad music montage when he GOT EATEN BY THE PROTAGONIST.

  • @SuperJoeMike
    @SuperJoeMike 2 года назад +4

    Did anyone else notice how much the 219 sacrifices sounded like the opening of Rollercoaster Tycoon II?

  • @nahco3994
    @nahco3994 5 лет назад +1

    It's so fascinating to see how this gem of a game truly shines a light into the darkest, most horrible corners of human nature.

  • @GuakstickLabs
    @GuakstickLabs 5 лет назад +23

    As soon as I heard 'current' and 'so far' I became moist.

  • @doctorevil7352
    @doctorevil7352 5 лет назад +4

    "Holy shit, there's so much blood! Spiff I'm so happy." Sobs a fat blood stained Count Dracula.

  • @mrplop38
    @mrplop38 5 лет назад +2

    it's really nice to see your channel blowing up, gotta admit i'm here from the algorithm but I checked when you made your account which was a while back so it's good to see you're getting recognition for your hilarious work love another brit :)

  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 5 лет назад +5

    2:09 Not a Game Theory, too well rooted in facts.

  • @Red-yt2dk
    @Red-yt2dk 5 лет назад +1

    I love long form content and will watch a 50+ minute video multiple times.
    Keep them coming, my good sir.

  • @koreniakis
    @koreniakis 5 лет назад +2

    I have watched the entire 100 STAT MAN series, and now there's only one thing I desire.
    RIMWORLD TEA ONLY ATTEMPT #2

  • @anzelmgrzyb3982
    @anzelmgrzyb3982 5 лет назад +56

    Hey Spiff there is a thing about rimworld and your slave colony. You can produce tea out of psycoid.

    • @morganseppy5180
      @morganseppy5180 5 лет назад

      There is also the Spectago tea mod. 🧐☕

  • @3gunslingers
    @3gunslingers 5 лет назад +1

    This is so dark.
    I love it.

  • @Khobotov
    @Khobotov 5 лет назад +3

    Including the Exterminatus scene just earned you a subscriber ^^

  • @antiochrecords9283
    @antiochrecords9283 5 лет назад

    Your dark and sarcastic humor is great!

  • @Gerglagagerk
    @Gerglagagerk 5 лет назад +2

    "Might want to watch it over several sittings" Don't worry Spiff, I brought my coffee, I can go all the way.

  • @puschkulbobe5371
    @puschkulbobe5371 5 лет назад +50

    But Spiff, there isn't any tomato sauce production in Europe yet.

    • @alexbard4437
      @alexbard4437 5 лет назад +8

      Oh really? well perhaps we should give you a in depth tour of our dungeo- I mean tomato sauce factory.

  • @TheConsequencesOfMyActions
    @TheConsequencesOfMyActions Год назад +1

    "You own me a favour!" -- "Can I raid you?"

  • @daspyro123
    @daspyro123 5 лет назад

    What is. Uppland, screw off man, i nearly pissed myself when you said that 😂😂

  • @Sophia-vk5bq
    @Sophia-vk5bq 5 лет назад

    Oh muh gawd. Spiff killed Jesus! You bastards! XD

  • @jonasjenke
    @jonasjenke 5 лет назад +2

    I was so looking forward to this Video

  • @magblevins
    @magblevins 5 лет назад

    can not wait for the continuation of this series

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 4 года назад +1

    _"And that means we should probably avoid all of those twelve year olds."_
    _"We're gonna go with... A thirteen year old!"_
    Glaaaad I didn't have a mouthful of drink, when that one came through the headphones.
    _"We could ransom some of them. Alternatively, we could just hit Execute All."_
    The pitch that you use for your videos, may have changed for the better, but some things never change. Namely, your masochism level.
    It's glorious.
    _"Should we take the entirety of Germany?"_
    *Coughs in us both being Brits.*
    YES.

  • @casualbrowsingyeah
    @casualbrowsingyeah 5 лет назад +1

    You're going to be the reason I crack and buy Crusader Kings II. You absolute rockstar. Cheers!

  • @mitchin8or
    @mitchin8or 5 лет назад

    oh man... that ending earned a subscription!

  • @Jiveloaf
    @Jiveloaf 5 лет назад

    12:38, I have that moment at least once every single time I've played as a viking nation lmao

  • @Loot1377
    @Loot1377 5 лет назад +2

    Khorne is pleased by this 😈

  • @nickwilliams4025
    @nickwilliams4025 3 года назад

    I know this is soooo old but dag knabbit, the GAME THEORY dig was spec-TAC-que-Laaaaarrrrrrrree. Kudos my friend.

  • @ivan6139
    @ivan6139 5 лет назад

    "Because He's Dead", Favorite line ever

  • @zapphyeff209
    @zapphyeff209 5 лет назад +4

    How could you have missed out the accidental execution of your own son who you forgot to let out of prison?? That was my favourite moment

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 4 года назад +1

    That Game Theory reference tho!

  • @ReeceWataGeese
    @ReeceWataGeese 5 лет назад

    I really dislike playing these games myself but your commentary is so funny I can't stop watching xD

  • @jetkingknight
    @jetkingknight 5 лет назад

    all hail the great 100 stat man

  • @MonsieurToffeln
    @MonsieurToffeln 5 лет назад

    your best work so far

  • @timlage7788
    @timlage7788 5 лет назад

    Finally 100 stat man returns!

  • @jonshaw840
    @jonshaw840 5 лет назад

    48:04 ...the screams...they never leave. Even in silence I can hear them still, deafening...

  • @Someone-lr6gu
    @Someone-lr6gu 5 лет назад +3

    The 100 Stat Son should be actually called Prince Charles.

  • @sc0p0art
    @sc0p0art 5 лет назад

    YES. I LOVE THIS CONTENT.

  • @KaptainCnucklz
    @KaptainCnucklz 5 лет назад

    Okay now this is e🅱️ic

  • @The0Stroy
    @The0Stroy 5 лет назад +1

    IT'S GOD EMPEROR OF HUMANKIND!

  • @AEPMUSlC
    @AEPMUSlC 2 года назад +1

    As a Swede I approve of this

  • @philipbayerl6901
    @philipbayerl6901 5 лет назад +1

    I like the "so far" part

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 5 лет назад

    Catholics: exist
    Spiffing: *its free real estate*

  • @lukasdark0
    @lukasdark0 5 лет назад +81

    spoiler alert!!! 100stat man is shaggy in disquise!!!

    • @jamesletendre6456
      @jamesletendre6456 5 лет назад +3

      Shaggy is 100 Stat Man's mild mannered alter ego, which should tell you everything about 100 Stat Man.

  • @feurgott9332
    @feurgott9332 5 лет назад +2

    100 stat man, but he is The EMPEROR

  • @CrimsonGuard1992
    @CrimsonGuard1992 5 лет назад

    Please continue this masterpiece

  • @infelixutero7284
    @infelixutero7284 2 года назад

    CK2 HOW TO OPEN CONSOLE COMMANDS AND BE 100 STAT MAN:
    - Already at the game, press Alt + 2 + 1, quick and one after the other
    - Type charinfo, put your pointer at your char pic, take note of the blue number series, usually there are a sequence of 7 numbers
    - Type the following codes for 100 stat man:
    add_stewardship; martial; diplomacy; learning; intrigue (space) your char serial number (space) 110 (110 is the value you want to increase, its up to you how much you want).
    Also, as a player, I recommend the following commands for those who are beginning in CK2:
    quickbuild
    allow_laws
    discover_plots
    max_tech
    cash
    piety
    prestige

  • @Paid2Win
    @Paid2Win 5 лет назад

    5:44 Shots fired
    Robbaz will respond when he's done slacking

  • @ericsandrade
    @ericsandrade 5 лет назад

    Yessss 100 stat man

  • @scifiloft503
    @scifiloft503 5 лет назад

    I love your content bro. Plus your possibly the only RUclipsr that has ever persuaded me to begin drinking tea. However I'm starting with homemade iced tea with fresh cut lemon

  • @thescreemregular5168
    @thescreemregular5168 4 года назад

    100 stat man: oh i frogot my tea

  • @BestWafflesEUW
    @BestWafflesEUW 5 лет назад +1

    Totalbuscuit would be proud. Keep it up spiff my guy :)

  • @KayJay-zv8yb
    @KayJay-zv8yb 5 лет назад

    Hell yeah a true reason to brew my evening tea

  • @sinjull2256
    @sinjull2256 5 лет назад

    20 seconds into the movie and I upvote this :P

  • @ChristinaWintherLolk
    @ChristinaWintherLolk 5 лет назад +21

    Get Kenshi and do some fun series with it.

  • @WandererEris
    @WandererEris 5 лет назад +1

    "Might want to watch it over several sittings." Oh please. I don't have a life. I'll be done with this in less than an hour.

  • @SergioPerez-vm8zw
    @SergioPerez-vm8zw 5 лет назад

    Oh no 1000000 stat man is back

  • @krumpittube
    @krumpittube 5 лет назад

    Recently subbed... loving your 100 stat man and also loved the 0 stat man, they both provide excellent comedy 👍 keep up the good work, respect from a fello tea drinker 👌

  • @lavantheconqueror5426
    @lavantheconqueror5426 4 года назад

    Taking over everything! ⚔️

  • @willmueller4984
    @willmueller4984 5 лет назад +1

    Very spiffy I give it 10 cups of tea out of 10

  • @freyadraginda-burnett9781
    @freyadraginda-burnett9781 5 лет назад

    Bruh, 100 stat man is just straight up the Emperor of Mankind

  • @goldmegaman1000
    @goldmegaman1000 5 лет назад

    Behold the Emperor of Mankind

  • @noobo569
    @noobo569 5 лет назад

    2:21 nice impression of mat pat there

  • @zajet9227
    @zajet9227 5 лет назад +2

    Crusader kings 2 but my physician harvests my organs

  • @nodarheart9134
    @nodarheart9134 5 лет назад

    WOW that's some sick shit.
    King: you have something I want.
    Subject:what is it my king
    King:I'm granting you independence
    Subject:wait what i never asked for...
    King:in the name of Sweden I declare war on you
    Subject:wha..what did I do?what's goin...
    King:your home is being pillaged as we speak.

  • @karius85
    @karius85 5 лет назад

    25:58 "My son is a genius!" and completely ignores that he has a harelip

  • @teaser6089
    @teaser6089 5 лет назад

    Many Cups of Tea will be consumed because of this video!

  • @betimbalaj2296
    @betimbalaj2296 5 лет назад +1

    50 minutes of 100 stat man? God has blessed us

    • @phinks5368
      @phinks5368 5 лет назад

      God?! You mean 100 Statman has blessed us good sir.

    • @betimbalaj2296
      @betimbalaj2296 5 лет назад +1

      @@phinks5368 my dear sir... 100 stat man is god

  • @gabeknepper3936
    @gabeknepper3936 5 лет назад +1

    Lets get those 1000 kills

  • @matti2885
    @matti2885 5 лет назад +20

    shouldn't 100 statman have had 100 minute highlight episode

  • @KaiserSynd1918
    @KaiserSynd1918 5 лет назад +1

    This is basically the rise of Sigmar in WHFB.

  • @mawortz
    @mawortz 4 года назад

    Can't wait for the version of this in ck3

  • @Brandon-io9yj
    @Brandon-io9yj 5 лет назад

    i have to be honest i not a tea drinker i prefer coffee but dam after 2 weeks of watching your videos i am sitting here with a cup of tea somehow now right. Great vids

  • @captironsight
    @captironsight 5 лет назад

    I love 100 Stat-man. And tea.

  • @rogermorris9696
    @rogermorris9696 5 лет назад

    `Tea and The Spiffing Brit. Bliss.

  • @jazeroth322
    @jazeroth322 5 лет назад

    I settled down with a cup of tea, chicken and chips and full concentration. Not disappointed!
    Ty spiffing

  • @ericzache3636
    @ericzache3636 5 лет назад

    48:00 sounds like a river, a river of pain and death

  • @user-ii8dz4vu7n
    @user-ii8dz4vu7n 5 лет назад +2

    I need more 100 stat man! I must see him conquer the earth!

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 5 лет назад

    The King of Norway was the ONLY ONE who wasn't a fool. He bowed down before 100 Stat Man, and begged him to let him become his disciple. For that, he was spared. If only the others wouldn't have been so pigheaded...

  • @LostDemonic
    @LostDemonic 5 лет назад

    Everytime you say "100 stat man" I always imagine it being said to the tune of "I'm a scat man" and then imagine the ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop or whatever at then end of it.

  • @JoshuaC34
    @JoshuaC34 5 лет назад

    Wow, just, wow.

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 5 лет назад

    He's so good, he doesn't notice death because he's been ignored by him.

  • @Syndikris
    @Syndikris 5 лет назад +1

    O shit. I almost forgot me tea!

  • @adjsmith
    @adjsmith 5 лет назад

    You impaled a two-year-old on a stake. You monster.
    Well done.