*Sword* *from* *Heaven* A sword made of metal that feel from the sky. Some sat it is a gift from God *Original* *owner:* Duke Ardoino Son of the Devil Sounds legit
I made a character named Nana. A sweet old African woman who just wanted to basically be the founder of Wakanda. However, at this point in the game, I was so sick and tired of dying, that, in ruler creator, I stacked health to the point where she was basically immortal. But then, I realized I could change the settings so that plagues and epidemics happened all the fucking time, and none of them would be able to kill her, which means I could forge an empire just by existing and inheriting everything as everyone dies of the black plague, and then I could use taxes from the entire fucking world to fund the creation of Wakanda. While I'm at it, I might as well reform the African religion too. Unfortunately, the black plague couldn't kill off enough dynasties, Muslims took over all of Africa's holy sites, I depleted all my levies getting just one of the holy sites back, and then, with nobody left to back me up, I died as a prisoner of war when a single county revolted right next to my capital, Nanaland. Rest in peace, Farba Nana "The Cyclops" of Nanaland, you will be remembered as a harmless 50 year old woman who became the single most loved 237 year old woman who, after a couple of centuries of self-mutilation and religious sacrifices, was still a harmless old woman. But, more importantly, your title and name combined sounds like Far Banana, and that's funny.
@@thespiffingbrit something something Shaggy etc. We should have a 100-CAT MAN video for April Fools where you play the animal kingdom setting. Just saying.
i JUST stumbled across your videos yesterday m8. Been on a binge watching them and I gotta say.. Your humor is right up my alley. Been chuckling like a madman listening to this one. Good stuff m8. Teabois
it's really nice to see your channel blowing up, gotta admit i'm here from the algorithm but I checked when you made your account which was a while back so it's good to see you're getting recognition for your hilarious work love another brit :)
_"And that means we should probably avoid all of those twelve year olds."_ _"We're gonna go with... A thirteen year old!"_ Glaaaad I didn't have a mouthful of drink, when that one came through the headphones. _"We could ransom some of them. Alternatively, we could just hit Execute All."_ The pitch that you use for your videos, may have changed for the better, but some things never change. Namely, your masochism level. It's glorious. _"Should we take the entirety of Germany?"_ *Coughs in us both being Brits.* YES.
CK2 HOW TO OPEN CONSOLE COMMANDS AND BE 100 STAT MAN: - Already at the game, press Alt + 2 + 1, quick and one after the other - Type charinfo, put your pointer at your char pic, take note of the blue number series, usually there are a sequence of 7 numbers - Type the following codes for 100 stat man: add_stewardship; martial; diplomacy; learning; intrigue (space) your char serial number (space) 110 (110 is the value you want to increase, its up to you how much you want). Also, as a player, I recommend the following commands for those who are beginning in CK2: quickbuild allow_laws discover_plots max_tech cash piety prestige
I love your content bro. Plus your possibly the only RUclipsr that has ever persuaded me to begin drinking tea. However I'm starting with homemade iced tea with fresh cut lemon
Recently subbed... loving your 100 stat man and also loved the 0 stat man, they both provide excellent comedy 👍 keep up the good work, respect from a fello tea drinker 👌
WOW that's some sick shit. King: you have something I want. Subject:what is it my king King:I'm granting you independence Subject:wait what i never asked for... King:in the name of Sweden I declare war on you Subject:wha..what did I do?what's goin... King:your home is being pillaged as we speak.
i have to be honest i not a tea drinker i prefer coffee but dam after 2 weeks of watching your videos i am sitting here with a cup of tea somehow now right. Great vids
The King of Norway was the ONLY ONE who wasn't a fool. He bowed down before 100 Stat Man, and begged him to let him become his disciple. For that, he was spared. If only the others wouldn't have been so pigheaded...
Everytime you say "100 stat man" I always imagine it being said to the tune of "I'm a scat man" and then imagine the ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop or whatever at then end of it.
Wife: *Dies*
100 stat man: *Notices 2 years later*
You mean Bachelor of the year
The sex had never been better
For once she let him do her
It is a joke because it already had like five children
@@davankrueger1725 All bastards.
*Sword* *from* *Heaven*
A sword made of metal that feel from the sky. Some sat it is a gift from God
*Original* *owner:* Duke Ardoino Son of the Devil
Sounds legit
*fell *say
I made a character named Nana. A sweet old African woman who just wanted to basically be the founder of Wakanda. However, at this point in the game, I was so sick and tired of dying, that, in ruler creator, I stacked health to the point where she was basically immortal. But then, I realized I could change the settings so that plagues and epidemics happened all the fucking time, and none of them would be able to kill her, which means I could forge an empire just by existing and inheriting everything as everyone dies of the black plague, and then I could use taxes from the entire fucking world to fund the creation of Wakanda. While I'm at it, I might as well reform the African religion too. Unfortunately, the black plague couldn't kill off enough dynasties, Muslims took over all of Africa's holy sites, I depleted all my levies getting just one of the holy sites back, and then, with nobody left to back me up, I died as a prisoner of war when a single county revolted right next to my capital, Nanaland. Rest in peace, Farba Nana "The Cyclops" of Nanaland, you will be remembered as a harmless 50 year old woman who became the single most loved 237 year old woman who, after a couple of centuries of self-mutilation and religious sacrifices, was still a harmless old woman. But, more importantly, your title and name combined sounds like Far Banana, and that's funny.
how do i favorite a youtube comment?
Nana sounds like the main character from Octavia Butler's Wild Seed, minus having Nana being able to cure any illness. That's awesome.
F A R B A N A N A
"I didn't realize raiding Constantinople was this profitable" - Crusader during the Fourth Crusades.
Alternative title: *How to break the Geneva convention before it even exists*
That name is hilarious. Kind of undermines how great Justinian actually was though, being associated with that slogan.
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it could have been much longer but because of 100 stats man sheer power it would have made youre mind explode if it were longer
@@thespiffingbrit something something Shaggy etc.
We should have a 100-CAT MAN video for April Fools where you play the animal kingdom setting.
Just saying.
Yes!
20 years of loyalty and friendship really seasoned him up just right
Crusader Kings 2 but I commit atrocities akin to Rimworld
Hey
hewo
Please
How do you do It?
Posted two minutes after the video went up...wow
100 Stat Man has basically become the mascot of this channel
100 stat Brit
"Do you think 100 STAT MAN stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created on earth"-
Spiffin "Teadrinker" Brit
You went from "ignore the screams" to "you get used to it" to "glorious noises".
Sacrifice time?
Real life character development
Now I laugh when I hear the screams.
Cup of tea? oh no dear Spiff, I'm having a cup of *soup*
The Spiffing Brit and if they don’t
... does coffee count as bean soup?
So a vanilla soy latte is a three-bean soup?
God king Jack Lee then they shall die
Cup of soup? Oh no dear Citizen, I'm having a cup of *Pizza* ..
When are you actually going to make a new ck2 100 stat man video miss it so much great video anyway
When his computer will be newer and stronger and not crashing when he is fighting to conquer a whole country
The Spiffing Brit is computer that powerful even possible 😱
what you need homie?
@@thespiffingbrit play pc building simulator as Statman, for only he can contain his power.
@@thespiffingbrit Do you want to end up like Animator vs. Animation? Because this is how you create apocalyptic AI.
How many of us are watching this, even though we've seen every other full episode? :)
oh me
Me too
Me
Watching to get through quarantine
Probably the only video I’ve ever heard Spif drop a “fucking” in a video 😂
Tea = hot
Spiffing = hotter
The Queen = by God I just creamed myself
You can't say that about the queen! Lmao
Major Melon but everyone is thinking it, well every brit
@@astolenusername7675 I thought it was only us Americans into that shit, good to know we share common ground as allies 😅
We will support you till the end 100 stat man
There is no end
@@puschkulbobe5371 There is. Not for him, but for everyone else.
i JUST stumbled across your videos yesterday m8. Been on a binge watching them and I gotta say.. Your humor is right up my alley. Been chuckling like a madman listening to this one. Good stuff m8. Teabois
I'm so sad that Bertle was 100 Stat Man's Friend and didn't get a sad music montage when he GOT EATEN BY THE PROTAGONIST.
Did anyone else notice how much the 219 sacrifices sounded like the opening of Rollercoaster Tycoon II?
It's so fascinating to see how this gem of a game truly shines a light into the darkest, most horrible corners of human nature.
As soon as I heard 'current' and 'so far' I became moist.
"Holy shit, there's so much blood! Spiff I'm so happy." Sobs a fat blood stained Count Dracula.
it's really nice to see your channel blowing up, gotta admit i'm here from the algorithm but I checked when you made your account which was a while back so it's good to see you're getting recognition for your hilarious work love another brit :)
2:09 Not a Game Theory, too well rooted in facts.
I love long form content and will watch a 50+ minute video multiple times.
Keep them coming, my good sir.
I have watched the entire 100 STAT MAN series, and now there's only one thing I desire.
RIMWORLD TEA ONLY ATTEMPT #2
Hey Spiff there is a thing about rimworld and your slave colony. You can produce tea out of psycoid.
There is also the Spectago tea mod. 🧐☕
This is so dark.
I love it.
Including the Exterminatus scene just earned you a subscriber ^^
Your dark and sarcastic humor is great!
"Might want to watch it over several sittings" Don't worry Spiff, I brought my coffee, I can go all the way.
But Spiff, there isn't any tomato sauce production in Europe yet.
Oh really? well perhaps we should give you a in depth tour of our dungeo- I mean tomato sauce factory.
"You own me a favour!" -- "Can I raid you?"
What is. Uppland, screw off man, i nearly pissed myself when you said that 😂😂
Oh muh gawd. Spiff killed Jesus! You bastards! XD
I was so looking forward to this Video
can not wait for the continuation of this series
_"And that means we should probably avoid all of those twelve year olds."_
_"We're gonna go with... A thirteen year old!"_
Glaaaad I didn't have a mouthful of drink, when that one came through the headphones.
_"We could ransom some of them. Alternatively, we could just hit Execute All."_
The pitch that you use for your videos, may have changed for the better, but some things never change. Namely, your masochism level.
It's glorious.
_"Should we take the entirety of Germany?"_
*Coughs in us both being Brits.*
YES.
You're going to be the reason I crack and buy Crusader Kings II. You absolute rockstar. Cheers!
oh man... that ending earned a subscription!
12:38, I have that moment at least once every single time I've played as a viking nation lmao
Khorne is pleased by this 😈
I know this is soooo old but dag knabbit, the GAME THEORY dig was spec-TAC-que-Laaaaarrrrrrrree. Kudos my friend.
"Because He's Dead", Favorite line ever
How could you have missed out the accidental execution of your own son who you forgot to let out of prison?? That was my favourite moment
That Game Theory reference tho!
I really dislike playing these games myself but your commentary is so funny I can't stop watching xD
all hail the great 100 stat man
your best work so far
Finally 100 stat man returns!
48:04 ...the screams...they never leave. Even in silence I can hear them still, deafening...
The 100 Stat Son should be actually called Prince Charles.
YES. I LOVE THIS CONTENT.
Okay now this is e🅱️ic
IT'S GOD EMPEROR OF HUMANKIND!
As a Swede I approve of this
I like the "so far" part
Catholics: exist
Spiffing: *its free real estate*
spoiler alert!!! 100stat man is shaggy in disquise!!!
Shaggy is 100 Stat Man's mild mannered alter ego, which should tell you everything about 100 Stat Man.
100 stat man, but he is The EMPEROR
Please continue this masterpiece
CK2 HOW TO OPEN CONSOLE COMMANDS AND BE 100 STAT MAN:
- Already at the game, press Alt + 2 + 1, quick and one after the other
- Type charinfo, put your pointer at your char pic, take note of the blue number series, usually there are a sequence of 7 numbers
- Type the following codes for 100 stat man:
add_stewardship; martial; diplomacy; learning; intrigue (space) your char serial number (space) 110 (110 is the value you want to increase, its up to you how much you want).
Also, as a player, I recommend the following commands for those who are beginning in CK2:
quickbuild
allow_laws
discover_plots
max_tech
cash
piety
prestige
5:44 Shots fired
Robbaz will respond when he's done slacking
Yessss 100 stat man
I love your content bro. Plus your possibly the only RUclipsr that has ever persuaded me to begin drinking tea. However I'm starting with homemade iced tea with fresh cut lemon
100 stat man: oh i frogot my tea
Totalbuscuit would be proud. Keep it up spiff my guy :)
Hell yeah a true reason to brew my evening tea
20 seconds into the movie and I upvote this :P
Get Kenshi and do some fun series with it.
"Might want to watch it over several sittings." Oh please. I don't have a life. I'll be done with this in less than an hour.
Oh no 1000000 stat man is back
Recently subbed... loving your 100 stat man and also loved the 0 stat man, they both provide excellent comedy 👍 keep up the good work, respect from a fello tea drinker 👌
Taking over everything! ⚔️
Very spiffy I give it 10 cups of tea out of 10
Bruh, 100 stat man is just straight up the Emperor of Mankind
Behold the Emperor of Mankind
2:21 nice impression of mat pat there
Crusader kings 2 but my physician harvests my organs
GONE SEXUAL
WOW that's some sick shit.
King: you have something I want.
Subject:what is it my king
King:I'm granting you independence
Subject:wait what i never asked for...
King:in the name of Sweden I declare war on you
Subject:wha..what did I do?what's goin...
King:your home is being pillaged as we speak.
25:58 "My son is a genius!" and completely ignores that he has a harelip
Many Cups of Tea will be consumed because of this video!
50 minutes of 100 stat man? God has blessed us
God?! You mean 100 Statman has blessed us good sir.
@@phinks5368 my dear sir... 100 stat man is god
Lets get those 1000 kills
shouldn't 100 statman have had 100 minute highlight episode
This is basically the rise of Sigmar in WHFB.
Can't wait for the version of this in ck3
i have to be honest i not a tea drinker i prefer coffee but dam after 2 weeks of watching your videos i am sitting here with a cup of tea somehow now right. Great vids
I love 100 Stat-man. And tea.
`Tea and The Spiffing Brit. Bliss.
I settled down with a cup of tea, chicken and chips and full concentration. Not disappointed!
Ty spiffing
48:00 sounds like a river, a river of pain and death
I need more 100 stat man! I must see him conquer the earth!
The King of Norway was the ONLY ONE who wasn't a fool. He bowed down before 100 Stat Man, and begged him to let him become his disciple. For that, he was spared. If only the others wouldn't have been so pigheaded...
Everytime you say "100 stat man" I always imagine it being said to the tune of "I'm a scat man" and then imagine the ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop or whatever at then end of it.
Wow, just, wow.
He's so good, he doesn't notice death because he's been ignored by him.
O shit. I almost forgot me tea!
You impaled a two-year-old on a stake. You monster.
Well done.