CK2 But My Son IS THE DEVIL! Crusader Kings 2 Holy Fury 0 Stat Man (Funny Moments)
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Welcome ladies and gentlemen to effectively the opposite of our wonderful 100 Stat Man adventure! Presenting King Steve of Wales also known as 0 Stat Man.
He is just an ordinary bloke except all of his stats are set to 0 so realistically he is the worst possible ruler you can have in Crusader Kings 2 (CK2). So yes this one is going to be a huge challenge!
To make things worse we just discovered that King Steve's son is the devil himself so YES! Things are going to get very interesting and very funny.
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Please continue as King Elis the Devil!! One of the most interesting characters I’ve seen yet
I've seen the Devil (s)pawn event before, but what happens when the player controls this character?
@@bignasty102589 With the Monks and Mystics DLC, they become head of Lucifer's Own. If I remember correctly, they also get an event spawned army alongside three really good female courtiers.
@@bignasty102589 there is also a chance of opening a pit to hell (reaeaeeaeallyyyy rare) that hase nothing to do with the line but together shit happends
@@LizzieLeporidae Can you get immortal as devil spawn? I'm now curious what would happen if you conquer everything as one. I feel like it would be a missed opportunity if there wasn't some hidden flavor text for achieving such a feat.
This comment has 666 likes by the time i post this
Can we continue this series with his demon son that would be awesome
Seconded! :)
i also agree
PLEASE PLAY AS ELIAS
I concur
fuck yes !! maybe even get the unicorn thing lmao
You should play satan child. Its too perfect.
I have to say, seeing your son go from all-zero origins to becoming his very own self-made 100-stat-man would be pretty awesome!
Spiffing I have to say I am enjoying these ck2 videos very much
everyone is
Steve was struggling with sickness and being a completly normal down to earth man while the devil son was basically Hellboy, a lucifer spawn who became a good lad somehow
Oh shit! He finally said Apostate instead of Apostle!
That made me smile too.
"A homosexual that is also an impaler" is my favorite line from this episode lol
Challenge: Play with King elis, and kill the pope!!!!!
Fully mutilate, torture & humiliate him first obvs
YES. bonus points if you somehow found a Satanist religion.
@@josephcola9662 Satan religion? is this really possible?
@@AlissonNeves2 I dunno, I don't play CK2. You can refound the Norse faith and proclaim yourself one of it's gods, so Satanism shouldn't be in the realm of impossibility.
@@josephcola9662 There is a Satanistic cult, but no way to make it into a recognised religion.
I want to see the adventures of King Elis!
Now I want you to continue playing as the Demon child! You have to continue as he is slowly becoming 100 stat man by game mechanics!
12:27 Imagine if the secret to getting into shape was just obeying someone telling you to get into shape and just not be fat. No dieting or regular exercise or anything, literally just obey the first person telling you to stop being fat.
"King Ellis, the legitimized bastard who is shrewd, uncouth, brawny, a genius who's strong, a homosexual who is also an impaler, they're lustful, they're deceitful, they're ambitious, they're cruel, they're gluttonous, they're brave, they're wrathful, they are envious, they're gregarious, they're paranoid, they're greedy, they're possessed. They are a voice of Satan who saw a holy comet, who's now started speaking in tongues, giving them -20 Diplomacy. They're pious, they've recently went carousing, they despise the aristocrats, they've won a few duels, they have quite a good bit of duel experience, but they are merciless."
This could be a sitcom. He's a gay demon spawn, pious to the Dark Lord with whom he speaks, and who hates the rich. He's brawny and strong and has excellent physique. Yet he's a greedy and cruel King who takes what he wants, sexually or monetarily, and might duel you to a vicious death about it. And in negotiations he's constantly on his guard, speaking to himself, the Dark Lord, and the diplomats in his court. It makes things confusing.
He also got a military advice from Jesus, but apparently forgot all about it later on
When is 100 stat man coming back?
@@thespiffingbrit Woo!
@@thespiffingbrit yess
yes
@@thespiffingbrit when is next video
@@willwalsh7591 Asking the real questions here
Your son is a Spawn of Lucifer, not a Pawn of Lucifer.
This is crusader kings what are are your spawn but pawns to be merryed iff and sacrificed for your gain? And why are you expecting the literal devil to care more his children than European nobility
Von Faustien Because the devils goal is to prove to god that humans are beneath him and that he shouldn’t be forced to bow to them. If he is as bad as the humans he despises and wants to trick how can he still prove that he was right? Meaning he probably should care more for his spawn than European nobility
@@saittugrulturhal huh that actually kind of makes sense.
Somali Kid religion is a mine field of interpretations
A devil man series in the works? Featuring zero stat man’s son
Why am I not surprised.....
@@thespiffingbrit :(
@Kaiser Wilhelm II hey there willy ;)
@@DhonJoe Should've teamed up with allies and conquer the world in the name of democracy. Can't be attacked by the allies if you're allied to the allies.
*Burns Apostate*
"Thats how Mafia works"
9:36
"Thats how Mafia works"
I have simply no idea how the hell Elis became such a damn unit, you made no attempt to guide him down that path did you?
Also holy crap, you actually said apostate correctly!
"Eh, it could have been worse"
Justin Y. more like Justin *WHY* *ARE* *YOU* *HERE*
Yeah it really could
Justin Y. You watched 3mins of the vid but ok 🤔
Notice meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'm suprised you've come to this side of RUclips. I've never seen you on a CK2 video before
Elis of Dunoting was surprisingly the greatest non-100 Stat Man I have been ever seen how did this even happen!!???!!?
A child of Satan is forced to have multiple set characteristics, so they do tend to have the highest average stats in the game.
@@ThSadomasohista makes sense
You should do a satanist run! :D
Seconded
Thirded
Make Elis immortal and share that save file, please :pray:
spiffing we need "0 Stat Man 2 - Electric Boogaloo"!
What if 0 Stat Man is somehow related to 100 Stat Man and Spiff makes 100 Stat Man the King of Whales in the main campaign
No the 100 Stat Dynasty cannot be defiled by anyone that hasn't gotten more than 100 kills
I wanna see the demon child series continued
Spif you need to keep going with Steve's demon son.
Recently found your channel thanks to Jimmy and isp. Love this ck2 series, rimworld and the 100 stat man series. Keep it up!
Pleas keep playing as King Elis and conquer Norway.
I wonder if we can use the mod he uses for 100 Stat Man to recreate possessed King Ellis and play his story on...
Your next series should be a cooking show in which Americans try to appease you with tea
Play the devil character!
Part 1: Your son has no traits.
Part 2: Your son has ALL THE TRAITS AND IS THE DEVIL. Who got combat advice from Jesus. And saw an Omen from...god?
0 stat man: existing
The devil: I like this one lol
I almost wish it continued as the devil child
The challenge should be going from a 0 stat man to a 100 stat man
"He may be the son of Satan but he has great stats"
10:05 "...who have consulted with the Devil and threatened your realm... What-will-you-DOOooo!?" "...Light the Pyres!"
The way you said it was priceless lmao 🤣
Steve spittttin fax l, life in isolation is alright
Foreshadowing that your son could kill you at a moments notice....
15 video seconds later (and 3 in game months?) Your son goes mad XD
The stories you got here is Epic Spiff!
No idea how I found this channel but now I can’t stop watching videos from it.
Please continue as your possessed son. That sounds so awesome!
Owch, got called out on the tea. So, I filled up a thermos of Yorkshire Gold. It wasn't local so I ordered it by mail. I just had to try it and see what all the fuss was about.
Great content. Keep up the good work.
I want to see a demond king playthru. Lol keep playing as the devil son!
having joined at around 20k it makes me happy to see how much your channel have grown :)
the only channel that i will happily drink 57 cups of tea to in 20 minutes and risk caffeine overdose, worth it, 5 stars.
Why am I always out of tea when I stumble onto your videos?
Bully vale into a cool maths games stream
your son is 100 stat man reborn into this world for his existence can never be snuffed out
Sending food thieves to the dungeon? That's not how you're supposed to play CK2... Option 4. Always Option 4. :P
I would like to mention: There's A LOT of fun events around the child of satan-in fact your firstborn may of died thanks not to the plague but a convient demon summoning. If he stays in your court you get a french nun who sacrifices herself praising him and other fun too. And once he takes power-well lets just say just because the people of the realm absolutely hate you, that wont be a problem when a few lady friends appear.
Perfect men don't exi--
* King Elis *
1:37: "She is coming, you are not..." while casually hovering over one of his traits LMAO
I want to see 100 stat man adventure in mount and blade.
Your last video said this wouldn't need to be two parts. I knew it ended oddly. Found this days later. Great series, cheers.
Demon son playthru!!! The People Demand It
I think this has been the most wholesome playthrough of CK2 I've ever seen. Weird, you know, considering.
Not gonna ive been waiting for the next 100 stat man episode for a week
You should play as the demon boi tbh
“He’s just a mortal human with some pretty terrible stats”. Well, aren’t we all?
They need to get you verified Brit!!! You have now well surpassed 100k subs!!! Funny as always man! Keep up the good work!!!
usually I drink coffee... but today I'm drinking tea instead of tossing it into the harbor...
2019: Life in seclusion isn't so bad. 2021: Yeah, about that . . .
I do normally watch these with a cup of tea, but tonight i must drink beer for i didn't get out of work till 1:30 AM :(
Slowly dying of heatstroke, pours a boiling cup of tea at commands of spiff, the Kettle didn't even have to be turned on
Loving the ck2 vids
Son of the Devil? All I hear is Devil man: cry baby, new CK2 part!!!
"...a homosexual whos also a impaler..." made my day
0:34 Instructions unclear, became a vampire instead
This video has gained considerable relevancy all of a sudden.
*DEUS VULT INFIDEL*
Hey spiffing as you know bob has backed away from RUclips. I love both of you’re videos and think that you’re both very entertaining. That’s why when bob announced his backing off I was heart broken. I want bob to know we won’t forget him. I don’t have the reasources to do this that’s why I have a request. If you could make a best of bob video with his best moments I think he would love it. Thank you for supporting bob when he needed it.
Worth the wait
Make this a series like you made 100 stat man please. I love this.
After the most pacific dad... The devil son!!! 😂 Here comes the murders!
"Dave, I know you didnt have a cup of tea last time,..." my nameis Dave and i was drinking Fanta while watching last video so that was awkward as fuck lol
Ideas.
1. Lords of the Realm II (90s game)
2. Disgaea (So many games in the series but it's more of a tactical rpg though)
3. Minecraft Spiffy Britt full immersion mode (use custom skins to change sugar/wheat into tea and change to a crusader avatar)
New CK 2 series : the demon king's conquest of the world!
Elis stat man anyone?
Organ harvesting, carousing, hoi4 shit. Your channel is amazing
*throws tea in the harbor*
MURICA, FUCK YEAH
You have to play king Ellis, my tea can only stay hot so long.
Your son deserves own series
Plot twist, 100 stat man turns out to have been Steve's grandson.
I wish we could have seen the devil king at work
If one more person makes a damn Boston tea joke, their going to the bottom of the ocean.
that guy just like the tea of Boston!
I'm sitting here, should I get some yorkshire tea? nah, later. The your name is Dave and you have to.
He finally pronounced apostate correctly. I was minorly triggered every time he called them apostles hahaha
In memory of 0 stat man i drink not just tea but Earl Grey in a proper bone chine tea set.
"A homosexual who is also an Impaler".
Well, the sky couldn't get bluer than that, could it?
Steaaaling food stealing food stealing food food food
Eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood
Indeed the food is more delicious when your friends are all suspicious
Stealing food food food food food!!
I swear to lord 100 stat man that if I don’t get another 100 stat man video in the next twenty four hours I will actually.... I can’t think of something to do
This is some high class Hersey.
I actually had to fill my cup of tea when you told to...
mafia city(iron age edition) THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS
Clearly 0 stat man is the progenitor of 100 stat man, as his bloodline is distilled into the demigod that is 100 stat man over the course of this run.
Zero stat man but in mount & blade
Screw that bloody cup of tea I got a 2 gallon jug of tea
"He's homosexual, he's an impaler" Well that's redundant... wait, I mean... Oh...
Now i want to see the adventures of king Elis