@@thespiffingbrit Can you do a Stellaris human playthrough under the Name of the Galactic Inquisition? The government of the Galactic Inquisition is a Monarchy. And the Galactic Inquisition is a fanatic militarist and that is friendly to aliens. The Title of the the leader of the Galactic Inquisition is the Inquisitior.
Spiff: *Raids constantinople and destroys the whole byzantine army, then sacks all the kingdom's gold* Byzantine: *Collapses* Spiff: Hmmm, I wonder what could have happened here
Once caused the same thing to England. Best part? The Irish were unified as a Kingdom and started to conquer bits of England before the save was corrupted.
@@ObligedUniform Revenge? I did that myself, as I led it. Built the kingdom of Ireland and terrorised anyone I could with absurd levies and finance. The pope didn't care because my piety was endless and I essentially did all the work in every crusade. But that's just your average Wednesday in CK2, right?
"Jesus Christ another sacrife to Odin". Yeah there's something wrong with this sentence mainly the norse viking invoking Jesus while butchering people for Odin. XD
This guy's basically some kinda monster like a Troll or something. Eating his friends, maiming/killing his wife, executing his son. Powerful beyond human limits.
Yo what happened to that guy in the one province you ruled over that had Mjolnir? Did you just forget to keep harassing him for it or is it not there anymore? That hammer rightfully belongs to the Immortal God King of Sweden!
Dear Spiffing Brit Why did you rename Hälsingland to Grimsby? I'm from Hälsingland and this is truly hurting my feelings. First you eat our leader and now you rename our Province? Please name it back to Hälsingland Hugs and Kisses BBerry PS : This would count as my christmas wish.
So Chief Manivald the attractive and sturdy, gave a "heh" kind of laugh at first. But thanks for Spiffing for prolonging it, as when I took a second look at his hair and face I really laughed alot
Remember that you can use the search function to look for artifacts (just type the name of the artifact instead of a name or trait). It will show you the current holder of it.
The best reform is obviously blood for the blood gods. Endless rivers of death and despair are the best way to make the way of 100Statman into a religion
It's weird to see Spiff slaughtering, imprisoning and sacrificing my fellow Germans in the exact area I live (in the Game around Berg and Köln) I love it. Blood for 100!
Trebizond is a successor kingdom of the ere following the crusades so even tho they never historically got Constantinople as nicea got it it is very plausible that they could have got it
Completely unrelated to the video, but I just realized that if you rule over Wessex, Middlesex and Essex at the same time, you could created the Kingdom of Alsex. XD
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"Oh the screams, they only get easier"
Tourist Tip: If you visit Slough watch out for sharp objects lying on the ground
Special Tip: Don't visit Slough in the first place
HMMM
What happens if your in Slough and you have several sharp objects inside your body
notsovery smartperson
Get to Grimsby.
Turning right back to Windsor.
@@thespiffingbrit Can you do a Stellaris human playthrough under the Name of the Galactic Inquisition? The government of the Galactic Inquisition is a Monarchy. And the Galactic Inquisition is a fanatic militarist and that is friendly to aliens. The Title of the the leader of the Galactic Inquisition is the Inquisitior.
Spiff: *Raids constantinople and destroys the whole byzantine army, then sacks all the kingdom's gold*
Byzantine: *Collapses*
Spiff: Hmmm, I wonder what could have happened here
Yeah, i was like: GEEEE I WONDER WHYYYYY!!!!
Once caused the same thing to England. Best part? The Irish were unified as a Kingdom and started to conquer bits of England before the save was corrupted.
@@ObligedUniform Revenge?
I did that myself, as I led it. Built the kingdom of Ireland and terrorised anyone I could with absurd levies and finance. The pope didn't care because my piety was endless and I essentially did all the work in every crusade. But that's just your average Wednesday in CK2, right?
Can we have an F for Dan, he's the true hero here
F
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*Sacrifice to Odin.*
Stop it, i don't want more stupid inbreds at my Table in Valhalla!
@@Anarchises Technically a sacrifice to Odin would be filling his cup with blood. The only other suitable sacrifice is mead.
JESUS CHRIST another sacrifice to ODIN
Nicolaas George sacrifice Jesus to Odin
"Sacrifice to Odin" is the new "Boot to the Head".
gotta appreciate the wholesale slaughter of any missionary that even looks at your kingdom then wondering why they killed your seer, brilliant.
"Jesus Christ another sacrife to Odin". Yeah there's something wrong with this sentence mainly the norse viking invoking Jesus while butchering people for Odin. XD
Maybe he meant that jesus was a SACRIFICE TO ODIN!!!!
@@dr.vikyll7466 Well now I don't know which one is worse.
Alex98 Navarro none, they are both holy acts of cannibalistic justice
Those words have been spoken thru out historh.
@Somali Kid didn't they try to turn baldur in to jesus when the nords were being Christianized
This guy's basically some kinda monster like a Troll or something. Eating his friends, maiming/killing his wife, executing his son. Powerful beyond human limits.
And executing so many people in the name of Odin
Pagans in a nutshell, minus the "powerful" part.
Yo what happened to that guy in the one province you ruled over that had Mjolnir? Did you just forget to keep harassing him for it or is it not there anymore? That hammer rightfully belongs to the Immortal God King of Sweden!
"Aww they executed my person who was trying to convert them she was just trying to do her job" how many missionaries have you killed at this point
Historically accurate roleplay.
Fastest way to earn your martyrdom.
Literally 3:31am in australia...you brits try punish us with every oppurtunity you have
Yep
You are criminals
@@owenhunt6548 The Australians or the Brits?
The Aussies
no wonder rimmy and spiff don't hang together.
"we're just at war with finland, and i gotta be honest, that's nothing difficult at all"
*Laughs in white death*
“Get cucked boy” ......I’m never unsubbing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ah, the Adventures of 100 Stat Man. Alternatively known as 100 Stat Man murders the entirety of the Scandinavian noble class.
*Executes people*
"We could make a Re- No dont"
You are a cultured man, I see.
I think you are going to make it to 100k!! Keep posting mate!! -New Fan
Dear Spiffing Brit
Why did you rename Hälsingland to Grimsby?
I'm from Hälsingland and this is truly hurting my feelings. First you eat our leader and now you rename our Province?
Please name it back to Hälsingland
Hugs and Kisses
BBerry
PS : This would count as my christmas wish.
Na, rename it BBerry
@@morph5786 If that happened, i would be flattered
I am loving the CK2 Holy Fury! Keep up the good work Spiff, Enjoy the screams.
I always pick the D ;)
Spiffing: "Yuh know that box from Indiana Jones"
Me: "The Ark of the Covenant?"
Share save game
Plez
seconded!
Commenting to increase traction!
Thirded
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Yete
There is only 10 thousand subscribes left to the mark
Good luck spiff
Love the video by the way
Yay!!! Statman returns!!
I want less cliff hangers and more cliff hangings,
I currently reside in Skegness and this video made me very happy
Yo mate, you ought to choose Dogmatic, Divine Marriage, and Temporal for your religion. Make 100 stat man God-Emperor of Sweden.
So Chief Manivald the attractive and sturdy, gave a "heh" kind of laugh at first. But thanks for Spiffing for prolonging it, as when I took a second look at his hair and face I really laughed alot
Remember that you can use the search function to look for artifacts (just type the name of the artifact instead of a name or trait). It will show you the current holder of it.
8:02 - 100K by Christmas? Oh what a year can deliver!
This 100 stats series is amazing... for some reason i cant even comprehend
I should probably hate you for that cliffhanger but I still love your channel xD
3:28 Yes, he is quite the stud, isn't he? Glad you agree.
Can't wait for 200 Stat Man
"Ladies and Gentlemen bow down to me I am a hero of ass murder sacrifices and just general madness" - The Spiffing Brit
That gamer moment when you purge your dungeon and accidentally murder your illegitimate son..
Oh Slough, how I love living in it.
Not.
Please help me Spiff.
2:40 "Jesus Christ another sacrifice to Odin"
Never been so proud being Swedish as i am watching this beautiful video :D
I’m voting M, despite knowing Spiff won’t pick that option.
Grimsby and Skegness...oi big up Lincolnshire! 😍
yayyy stat man
that feeling when ur name is Folke... I'm basically a demigod now.
The best reform is obviously blood for the blood gods. Endless rivers of death and despair are the best way to make the way of 100Statman into a religion
100 stat man : *sacrifice* intensifies
Peaceful Autocephalous Enatic Divine Mariage
2:35 Jesus Christ another sacrifice to Odin
you sure do love these videos
I love this series so much ❤️
It's weird to see Spiff slaughtering, imprisoning and sacrificing my fellow Germans in the exact area I live (in the Game around Berg and Köln)
I love it. Blood for 100!
poor dan. he had such a good character arch
been waiting for this
omg Skegness got a mention thanks Spiff for recognising my shit hole of a town you humble us
Odin is now satisfied
D is for DEATH
Reformation prediction: Bloodthirsty Gods.
100 Stat Man is the closest thing to god any religious person in this game has ever seen.
"Jesus Christ, sacrifice to Oden!"
I feel Sir Spiff would like Ancestor’s Legacy
Your back thanks 🙏🏾
Da- i mean Money, yes of course
Guess I've lived in Grimsby and Slough now...
Hey Spiff, big fan and I just bought Crusader kings 2 because of you, what mods do you use with the game besides Holy Fury?
Big up Slough
Best paid job of the realm: executioner of the empire. :-). You are doing great. The world will be yours in no time.
Trebizond is a successor kingdom of the ere following the crusades so even tho they never historically got Constantinople as nicea got it it is very plausible that they could have got it
Fun fact - Syphilus was not around at this time in Europe, as it was one of the few major diseases endemic to the Native Americans.
3:26 he couldve been a model if only he didnt die
You are a horrible, horrible, amazing man.
You released this right before my econ final...... time well spend (btw you keep giving out ck2 youll be a broke 100 stat man)
I’m waiting for Stat Man to just take over Valhalla...
Justice for dan
Completely unrelated to the video, but I just realized that if you rule over Wessex, Middlesex and Essex at the same time, you could created the Kingdom of Alsex. XD
You better get stock up on the copies of CK2
Hang on....grimsby and skeggy....are you from Lincolnshire?
MOAR STATMAAN
My notification is freaking late for 30+ minutes garsh dammit!!
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"I'll be at war with Finland, not a big deal"- be careful that's what the ussr's said back in during World War II
MOAR!!
"Human sacrifice"
I bought this gamw because of how awesome you play it lol
So is that just the base game with a modded character or do you us mods as well
>CK2 Giveaway
Waifu numba one!
@@thespiffingbrit HiHi :D
*happy noises*
You are still obligated to do a "Christmas Special" as the Orthodox Christian Christmas is on the 7th of January
Well hopefully you'll at least make it to 95 to 99k by Christmas
You should do Luxembourg vs The World in HOI4
When is the next part coming out?
Sons of RAGNARÖK!
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#M save DAN!
10:56 you mean the Ark of the Covenant?
D as the d in sacrifice to Odin
D
Now make a SACRIFICE TO ODIN
D , 100 stat man is Chad and therefore it's immersive for him to kill just about anyone he meets. He also munched on his bestie
Ahhhhh noice
Wait how do you know grimsby, what part of the uk you at?
True from 2 media pieces
What mods do you use ?