*PART ONE OF AN EPIC THREE PART SAGA! This is a video series you do NOT WANT TO MISS!* More cool videos to come, so stay tuned! And make sure to SUBSCRIBE AND CLICK THE BELL BUTTON! FOR THE GLORY OF ODIN! YEET!
Spawning Norman culture in Brittany, conquering Paris AFTER that, then becoming King of Ireland. The exact opposite of history. Truly cursed and blessed in equal parts
@@Chumbonus Nomad horsearchers can become nearly undefeatable if you upgrade your nomad capital. Another importanat thing is that your nomad Vasalls only have 1 Province but you have to instantly create new vassals if you are under your clan limit (it stops at 9 but if your limit is 9 but you have 8 nomadic vassals who all only have one province you get a gigantic clan uprising that takes a lot of your population away) if you now burn all non nomadic lands and conquer as much trading posts as you can money will never be a problem again. You can use chinese bureaucracy and a skilled master of coin to transform the time of building into one day for every building in your capital. Always transform your leader into a military genius and always stay tengri because they get a bonus to horse combat. I had +250% Combat ability for my horsearchers in groups of 8000 no other nation is able to defeat them.
"Let's become Engish. Goddam, I could go for a cup of tea." Hmm. Thirst for tea, gratuitous swearing, perfidious scheming, random acts of violence against Johnny Frog and Paddy O'Murphy. Yep, he's in the club lads. VERREE KOOL!
Koifish you were surprised at why you got Paris in the invasion of Aquitania,but in an invasion, you get every province you siege (other the ones you started the invasion for).
"One of the hardest characters" lmao. Haesteinn is literally the exact opposite of hard, he's the best and easiest to play viking in the game. You can even reform the african faith within his lifetime.
I always fail as soon as haesting dies and Ragnar takes over.I'm able to take all of Ireland take over aquataine but nothing than that.I salute u koifish 👍🔥
Irony is that the character he chose to play as who is supposed to be the one "with challenge" is actually the easiest character to play due to prepared invasions which are ridiculously broken and can be used to invade just about any kingdom title.
For a prepared invasion, make a duchy next time. You can also consider hiring some troops while the invasion is preparing. It will grow up the amount of troups you'll recive. You can end up with 30k. Also, in a prepared invasion, you want to seige down 1 county of everything. If you seige the main barony, it will give you the county. With heinsteineururj ( that guy) my favorite invasion was africa and sicily. As soon as you conquered the whole thing, you convert to catholique or orthodox and noth korea that shit. (going into byzantine is also viable as the king of africa or sicily.) You can then take the empire and instal a secret germanic society in it if you want. Induce your children into the wolf warrior will grant them votes to become leader of the empire just by existing. -First wars vs napoli and amalfi- Take as much as possible christians in the first 2 years. You become a giant holywar machine as Africa. ...Magic In a game, I took all of all of the holy lands, egypt and bellow magreb empire, spain and sicily with the titles of bysantine starting as heistein just by none stop holy war that shit. Got severals games with him and he can become anyone. Nice video. Love your shit😘
*PART ONE OF AN EPIC THREE PART SAGA! This is a video series you do NOT WANT TO MISS!*
More cool videos to come, so stay tuned! And make sure to SUBSCRIBE AND CLICK THE BELL BUTTON! FOR THE GLORY OF ODIN! YEET!
This saga looks like it's going to be amazing xD great first episode
My grandmom
Play bannerlord
Hasteinn is one of my favourite characters to start as. Excellent choice.
All I want for Christmas is parts two and three of this series.
So this is the day when the Koifish addiction to Jarl Haesteinn begins .
I was thinking the same lol
This was my response as well.
Fr
No matter the end result, Koifish will leave his mark in the annals of history.
now history is officially *g a y*
Haha koifish is in history butthole
@@xbermann Hey what if history is a girl
@@danielbartholomew4037 then history is officialy *l e s b i e n*
@@xbermann But Koifish is a boy
Spawning Norman culture in Brittany, conquering Paris AFTER that, then becoming King of Ireland. The exact opposite of history.
Truly cursed and blessed in equal parts
Like all Koifish ck2 runs! :D
that 30 person execution was rough, but one time I executed 100+ and the game's audio bugged out, but you could still hear the screams.
Even now I can still hear the screams...
I killed around 300-400 people #justnomadthings
Its not that hard as a nomad XD
Lol is Nomad the way to go?
@@Chumbonus Nomad horsearchers can become nearly undefeatable if you upgrade your nomad capital. Another importanat thing is that your nomad Vasalls only have 1 Province but you have to instantly create new vassals if you are under your clan limit (it stops at 9 but if your limit is 9 but you have 8 nomadic vassals who all only have one province you get a gigantic clan uprising that takes a lot of your population away) if you now burn all non nomadic lands and conquer as much trading posts as you can money will never be a problem again. You can use chinese bureaucracy and a skilled master of coin to transform the time of building into one day for every building in your capital. Always transform your leader into a military genius and always stay tengri because they get a bonus to horse combat. I had +250% Combat ability for my horsearchers in groups of 8000 no other nation is able to defeat them.
Who will win:
Entire catholic world
Or
Some Sea Looter named Koifish The Conqueror
Plot twist as seen on the M&B Viking video, he becomes christian like every viking eventually did! Christianity for the win! Let's burn the infidels!
Fun fact: With the "invasion" casus belli you gain not only the parts you declare war for, but also every county you have sieged the top holding of
"Let's become Engish. Goddam, I could go for a cup of tea."
Hmm. Thirst for tea, gratuitous swearing, perfidious scheming, random acts of violence against Johnny Frog and Paddy O'Murphy. Yep, he's in the club lads.
VERREE KOOL!
VERREH COOL!
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
Is this the origins of "HE'S A SAINT?!"
Me, a Breton, listening to the "Norman-making recipe":
Well yes, but actually no.
Man, Koifish really _does_ always play Haesteinn
I came here just to see if he played Haesteinn in Ck2 aswell
Koifish : *Releases new CK2 video*
Me : Koibois Assemble!
Koifish you were surprised at why you got Paris in the invasion of Aquitania,but in an invasion, you get every province you siege (other the ones you started the invasion for).
I don't think he has played this game enough yet. He also doesn't realize the character he played as is one of the easiest due to prepared invasion.
Invading France is the most English thing you could have done outside of oppressing the Welsh
Haestein Haesteining is the best character in all of ck2....
because of the invasion cb and that he can instantly start it.
@@kamo808 Yep honestly one of the easiest characters to play
J E S U S F O R E S K I N
-You stole a St. Peter bones
Pope: No problem, you sins are forgiven
-You killed some king
Pope: HOLD ON A SECOND
"One of the hardest characters" lmao. Haesteinn is literally the exact opposite of hard, he's the best and easiest to play viking in the game. You can even reform the african faith within his lifetime.
One of the best starting characters in 867.
@@tomangelo1 Can you list more good starts?
@@NZIGNANTI Robert the fox in 1066 I believe
@@NZIGNANTI Kiev in 769. She is 19, and can matri marry a genius,strong, attractive courtier
Just found koifish, this is amazing.
Oh my god… the addiction started long ago
This runs DEEP!
song that starts at 6:45 is called Ivar's Revenge by Danheim
Thx
So this i where it all began…
I love the humor, really like the crazy dialect and I m super entertained. You are great!
As a proud Irish man I’m not sure how to feel 😂
I want to see koifish time travel to this time he would probably create an empire on accident
I instantly thumbed this viedeo 2 seconds into the intro. Koifish ur the best ^^
VERY COOL! :D
Oh, can't believe i forgot about this channel. One of the first that introduced me to ck2
2:47 is my alarm sound now
Mine is 11:36
It's really good too
I always fail as soon as haesting dies and Ragnar takes over.I'm able to take all of Ireland take over aquataine but nothing than that.I salute u koifish 👍🔥
Only 1.2% got it because who would honestly conquer England as a Norse Germanic only to switch to English Catholic?
7:15 The French eating baguette would be a fearsome stereotype more fitting for the Franks of this era.
No one:
Ragnar Lothbrok: i dont know where i am but i will raid paris
7:00 god that laugh cracks me up
2:16 end of ad :)
*GOD BLESS YOU*
Koifish: tell us how to make normans
Breton in comments: *triggered*
0:35 Please somebody give this epic Medieval music i need it
Jesus dude I love you and your vids wth its just so good
This channel got me to start playing CKII. Man, I love this game :)
The beginning of Greatest CK2 achievement run I’ve ever seen
Irony is that the character he chose to play as who is supposed to be the one "with challenge" is actually the easiest character to play due to prepared invasions which are ridiculously broken and can be used to invade just about any kingdom title.
SHUSH YOU
just DEUS VULT
14:45 "Seamus , get the armalite" fucking hilarious
koifish: cover your ears **executes 30 people**
me after watching Spiffing Brit mass sacrifices to Odin: I need more executions
Truly Glorious
As a fellow conqueror i agree Haestein is the superior chad choice to complete this achievement
Please don't put me in the video
Simo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Koi fish is based god
Koifish is the best ck2 youtuber
literally the only CK2 youtuber i watch
Ты так точно выговариваешь слова что даже я понимаю
Koifish: *laughs insanely when executing a countryfull of irish catholics*
Viking Ancestors: :') that's my boy!
Koifish, you're great, man!
"Let's get the fuck out of here, you guys are crazy"--- the blood thirsty viking raider who made a routine of massacreing people.
your videos are hilariously entertaining
Viking Schwarzenegger seems pretty lit.
I'm super new to ck2 and I struggle to take over Ireland as an irishman and I feel so embarrassed watching him do it in like four years
It’s all about culture and religion, Norse are easy mode with prepared invasions and coastal raiding
I'm convinced this achievement is only rare because people haven't seen it on the list.
I was expecting "THE MOST EPIC CRUSADER KINGS 2 GAME OF ALL TIME" to be the "SPQR" Achievement
I'm from the future and boy do I have news for you
Great series man.
"We got Jesus' foreskin!" Koifish Koifishson, 973 AD.
For a prepared invasion, make a duchy next time. You can also consider hiring some troops while the invasion is preparing. It will grow up the amount of troups you'll recive. You can end up with 30k.
Also, in a prepared invasion, you want to seige down 1 county of everything. If you seige the main barony, it will give you the county.
With heinsteineururj ( that guy) my favorite invasion was africa and sicily. As soon as you conquered the whole thing, you convert to catholique or orthodox and noth korea that shit. (going into byzantine is also viable as the king of africa or sicily.) You can then take the empire and instal a secret germanic society in it if you want.
Induce your children into the wolf warrior will grant them votes to become leader of the empire just by existing.
-First wars vs napoli and amalfi-
Take as much as possible christians in the first 2 years. You become a giant holywar machine as Africa. ...Magic
In a game, I took all of all of the holy lands, egypt and bellow magreb empire, spain and sicily with the titles of bysantine starting as heistein just by none stop holy war that shit.
Got severals games with him and he can become anyone.
Nice video. Love your shit😘
I love you Yeezus.
2:16 to skip the ad
ma men heistin
Ja min herre, erövra hela världen from Romania 🇷🇴 your loyal serf
F for Seth...and you koifish...
I love this flute music.
So do i! :D
it baffles me how he gets so strong and wealthy so quick
Is no one gonna talk about how the blender had a (possibly human) heart in it?
They did might and magic like dungeon keeper
Koifish is love
Koifish is life
4:50 Pippi Langkous! (Dutch version of the name)
say can you use spicey boys with some armageddon sauce in that sponsored game though
6:58 how did you get so many troops if i loose my start up army i am then stuck with max 4k soldiers . What should i do?
Your laugh made my day😂
Mr Koifish when I will grow up I want to be a successful man like you! :))
Thank you for distracting me from self harming koiboi
Koifish did u know about Gilles de Rais, the killer of more than 300 childrens ? Look here !
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais
As much as I love this, I just want to say that Norman can be formed with French as well
Wow. I liked it :)
You should play King of Dragon Pass or Six Ages: Ride like the Wind!
GOOD i WANT MORE KOIFISH CONTENT
More will come >:D
koifish has such a cute voice here
Fact: All players who have this achievement also have autism.
You’re insanely lucky
1:11 figures they'd do that eventually. *BIG SIGH*
are you from switzerland? Your accent sounds quite familiar...
Edit: 7:03
definitiv en schwizer xD
Your voice...I am dying from laughing...
It is not a koifish ck2 vidéo without him saying no ‘’shitsi doodling here’’
I'm starting to feel like the outro song is getting the tiniest bit slower every video
Does anyone know the name of the music in the background at 6:57?
Here it is: ruclips.net/video/Fm5u7EIrfDI/видео.html
Deus Vult! Deus Vult! Deus Vult!
Even in 2020 the Norse are condescending to the Christians "priest come here and coronate me"
Чётко, лучше просто не бывает.
skip to 2:30 to avoid annoying phone cash grab apps.
How does he not get any threat???
that archivement is easy to get as a child norse + england ruler + tutor from england with cristianism and you get it
How the fuck does koifish know so much about ireland
hæsteinn is NOT a difficult start at all, he could easily found a kingdom early on and start an invasion of literally anywhere
why did yo betreyed Odin , why did you choose a man on stick insted