This takes me back to when I was 18 years old and got my very first job: stock clerk at liquor store located just a ten-minute walk from home. I was hired exactly six months after I graduated high school, and then celebrated by treating myself to two movies (“Home Alone 3” and “Scream 2”) in an effort to milk my remaining two days of freedom before entering the work force. Although, unlike Calvin, I hated my job from the get-go and quit nearly five months later. It was boring, I couldn't remember where each brand of liquor was located on the shelves, and the owner (Indian dude in his late 30s) was a tyrant who always yelled to the point of making me cry, especially if I broke a bottle. He would threaten to take it out of my pay if it happens again. Looking back, I wish he had meant what he said (but in a respectful tone) rather than yell at me and not doc my pay. I mean, what's better -- a berating boss who gives bonuses, or a soft-spoken boss who doesn't give bonuses? Something to think about. Anyway, I'll never forget my very first pay day. $355 dollars (off the books). That Saturday night, my boss's mother (a sweet little old lady who always stood post for shoplifters) told me to put my money safely in my pocket, since it was around 1 a.m. and I would be walking home by myself. Bless her heart! Sadly, my boss died about a year after I quit that job. From what my mom told me prior to his death, she noticed he looked very thin and frail. Supposedly, he was HIV positive. So I went to the liquor store to give his mom a hug and offer my condolences. Despite his lack of people skills, his generosity was unmatched -- he treated me to breakfast every morning when he arrived at the store where I waited for him to open up shop. On top of that, despite working there just three days, he not only gave me a bonus, but told me to pick out my mom's favorite wine for him to gift wrap for me to give to her. When I proceeded to grab a smaller bottle, in an effort to not look tacky/greedy, he said, "No, grab the bigger size." I still have the Christmas card that my bonus was enclosed in, for memories of this milestone. You never forget your first job, and I would gladly go back in a heartbeat, just so I can be young, vibrant and stress-free again. Incidentally, at my next job (front desk clerk at bowling alley), my boss was a customer at the liquor store, as he would purchase inventory for the bowling alley's saloon. Small world. One day when he arrived, he said, “I just saw your former boss. He looks like THIS” while sticking up his index finger. R.I.P., Krishna. 🙏❤ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️
I graduated from the college of the jacket he’s wearing. Clarkson University. Still can’t find ANYTHING as to why he’s wearing it after all these years lol
He does not end Black people's poverty, but it is great that his community supports him and congratulates him on getting a job, even if that job is not the best. Are we supposed to congratulate him only when he gets a white-collar job? People do what they can with what they have.
Actually, I would love to see a re-vamped, current Mickey D’s Calvin type commercial! It could have Calvin owning a few franchises (looking like he’s making Major paper) and giving other young people jobs!
I remember a lyric from either Ice-T or Maestro Fresh Wes, was something like this: "It's time to change your ways, expand your range, I said f--k that bullshit job, that was chump change."
In the original commercial people are acting like this Nigga is gonna raise the property value of the neighborhood or somethin. This must be the Black Christian community because they act like a bunch of Mormans lol. Gospel Choir must hit different around here bruh. The Soul Food knockoff WacArnolds was closed down recently but damn Mr Chapelle I miss those days.
When a particular community stigmatizes legitimate work and instead celebrates a culture of criminality and laziness, it's no wonder they have so many problems.
No we are putting a light on a corporation that expects a grown man to feed his family on minimum wage, fast food, labour and acting like its a profession to be encouraged and to be aimed for in the community rather than for aiming higher. McD wouldn't dare to aim this advertisement for a grown man named Harrison in the gated community and have his neighbours be so proud of him and call it legitimate work or a career. They wouldn't even call it a respectable dinner.
This was the best version of Chappelle before he became grumpy and started lecturing everybody as this contrived wise old Sage who complains about being cancelled.
@@TheDarrlelennis Your math doesn't take into account the purchase of the goods, the business being less regular, and such minor hindrances to work such as arrests, prison and death by rival gangs.
@@TheDarrlelennis Are you really pretending the arrest, incarceration and mortality rates for McD workers and crack sellers are comparable? Then look up the study and inform those who made it, I'm sure they never envisioned that angle 🤣
@@CyberChrist Dumbazz it was a simple fcking question Grown men don't make excuses, you keep adding on 2 your original post Selling bags of crack an hour makes you more than $15 an hour Just because you can't comprehend what I said doesn't make you right, because if it did, you wouldn't have 2 keep responding with something that has nothing 2 do with my response
Chappelle was a genius. So many layers to this skit.
he was great when he had a team of jew writers
You forget Paul Mooney, Charlie Murphy, Craig Ferguson, etc etc They wrote most of everything
what are the layers because i dont get it
Charlie Murphy is one funny dude too!
@@JA-gz6cjthere aren’t any, internet people often exaggerate how deep something is when they like it
ISSA THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES 😂😂😂😂
🎶 Leanest burger in the world could be the meanest burger in the world. If you cook it that way.
I gotta stop smoking this shit right here.
I don't get it.
It's a joke on the movie a thin line between love and hate
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤬
Dumb shit@@shalawamyasharahla
"I need to stop smoking this shit..." The funniest thing said ever..
Said no black man ever.
@@jimvac77 only when they realize theyre doing some silly shit like that LOL
Indeed 👏🏾 or the pen hitting TOO hard rn. Got my face like🫠
The bar is low for you it seems
@@matthewdubay1180 So? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled
“Corny azz 🥷 “ 😂😂😂😂 Charlie said what everybody wuz thinkin when he walked by 4real
isn't there more when Calvin enters his home and his girl is leaving him and telling him he can't keep feeding his family with fast food?
Yeah, and then he finds out she was cheating on him, “ who’s gloves are these? Who you f*ckin OJ?”
@@StepSev7enWacArnold's is tearing this family apart!
Nice censored skit!This isn't prime time fuckin TV.
Baby, babies crying!@@EricAKATheBelgianGuy
Mc Crib come back on tuesday!
I dont eat pork!
Damn right you dont eat pork!
The leanest burger in the world..could be the meanest burger in the world..If you cook it that waaaay😂😂
The leanest burger in the world....could be the meanest burger in the world....if you cook it that way.aye.aye....
These skits have been stuck in my head for the last 15 years lol deserves more view
WACARNOLDS IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite part of it all 🤣
Man bring back 05-06 ..can’t believe RUclips gotta censor this shit
It's because its a foreign channel
My favorite part is at 2:40 when he starts singing lmfao
Ain't Nothing Wrong With Being A Calvin💯
Nah facts!💪🏾💯
I think the sketch is saying to aim higher..
There's a lot wrong with being exploited in a low wage labor job at a business that poisons the community.
@@bern9642No. The sketch i saying that it's not Calvin
💯
Funny thing is Donnell Rawlings was actually in the real McDonald’s Calvin Commercial
This takes me back to when I was 18 years old and got my very first job: stock clerk at liquor store located just a ten-minute walk from home. I was hired exactly six months after I graduated high school, and then celebrated by treating myself to two movies (“Home Alone 3” and “Scream 2”) in an effort to milk my remaining two days of freedom before entering the work force. Although, unlike Calvin, I hated my job from the get-go and quit nearly five months later. It was boring, I couldn't remember where each brand of liquor was located on the shelves, and the owner (Indian dude in his late 30s) was a tyrant who always yelled to the point of making me cry, especially if I broke a bottle. He would threaten to take it out of my pay if it happens again. Looking back, I wish he had meant what he said (but in a respectful tone) rather than yell at me and not doc my pay. I mean, what's better -- a berating boss who gives bonuses, or a soft-spoken boss who doesn't give bonuses? Something to think about. Anyway, I'll never forget my very first pay day. $355 dollars (off the books). That Saturday night, my boss's mother (a sweet little old lady who always stood post for shoplifters) told me to put my money safely in my pocket, since it was around 1 a.m. and I would be walking home by myself. Bless her heart!
Sadly, my boss died about a year after I quit that job. From what my mom told me prior to his death, she noticed he looked very thin and frail. Supposedly, he was HIV positive. So I went to the liquor store to give his mom a hug and offer my condolences. Despite his lack of people skills, his generosity was unmatched -- he treated me to breakfast every morning when he arrived at the store where I waited for him to open up shop. On top of that, despite working there just three days, he not only gave me a bonus, but told me to pick out my mom's favorite wine for him to gift wrap for me to give to her. When I proceeded to grab a smaller bottle, in an effort to not look tacky/greedy, he said, "No, grab the bigger size." I still have the Christmas card that my bonus was enclosed in, for memories of this milestone. You never forget your first job, and I would gladly go back in a heartbeat, just so I can be young, vibrant and stress-free again.
Incidentally, at my next job (front desk clerk at bowling alley), my boss was a customer at the liquor store, as he would purchase inventory for the bowling alley's saloon. Small world. One day when he arrived, he said, “I just saw your former boss. He looks like THIS” while sticking up his index finger. R.I.P., Krishna. 🙏❤ 🙏 ❤ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️ 🙏 ❤️
Very heartwarming. And sad.
I liked your story😊thanks...
Another heartwarming tale from BillCosbyTouchedMyDoodle
Too long to read but congratulations 🎉
Thank you SO MUCH for muting out all the funny parts 👍
This is a public platform…..When they air South Park during the daytime it’s the same way, due to broadcast guidelines
No shit!!!! Man that pisses me off!
I was waiting for "PUNK BITCH" the whole time...
This show ratchet af, if it dropped today the snowflakes would short circuit 💀
😂😂😂 charlie murphy just wanting to rob him
"Let's rob that _____!" 🤣🤣🤣
Never noticed until now that the supervisor who hands Calvin his paycheck is Michael Carbonaro from The Carbonaro Effect.
Shts crazy 😮
😮😱
how old was he this was in 03 wtf?
@@donjohnston6420he’s 48. He looks young
“Ewww (muted), you smell like French fries” 🙄🙄🙄
There is so many lines and skits from this show that live rent free im my head and get spit out at random times during conversations with people.
😂 " I need to stop smoking this s***" 😂
SHIT. SAY IT. SHIT
This sketch always stuck with me. 😂
Same 🤣🤣
McDonalds has a new promo with WcDonalds Sauce, immediately thought of this.
😂😂😂
Same
2:47 - They seriously censored the word "Burger", despite the fact that Donell JUST said it.
Possibly because word recognition thought it was the n-word.
@@Hotobu burnigga?
@@MrTHEMONEEMAKERlolz
@@MrTHEMONEEMAKERlmao
Why did you edit the word "Burger" in the song???😅😅😅
Calvin got the last laugh… he’s making $20 a hour over in California…
With cost of living and taxes so high it might as well be $10 per hr. $7 a gallon for gas in Cali bruh!
Gavin Newsom and the Democrats ran the golden state into the ground. It’s a dump now!
Calvin was fired. He doesn't speak Spanish.
They censor the shit outta dis
Democrats will not allow free speech
I was gonna say the same thing.
I figured Calvin would look at his check and say, “Damn, that’s all?” 😊
“The baby’s crying” 😭😂
When watching this i was in highschool … i didnt know how much this was REALITY 😮❤
"Wac Arnold's is tearing this family apart"
😂😂😂
GET A REAL JOB
Donell actually was in the original commercial lol
No he wasn’t g I literally just watched the original 😂😂😂 they did have a lot of celebs in there tho
U think of Alex Thomas from don’t be a menace if u can’t swim u bound to drizzown lol
I love how WhackArnolda is just a parody of McDonald’s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have you seen the original commercial?
The whole skit is a parody of an actual McDonald’s commercial about jobs at McDonald’s. Lol
Nothing gets by you
Who’s here when McDonald’s changed to WcDonalds
I just finished my second month working there. I should add I’m 44. GodDAMN!
*McDowell's
Now I gotta👂🏾the OG doing his “Lemme Hol La La La Holla 🐩”
Getting any job is the first step out of poverty and shouldn't be looked down upon.
Every time we was in a store and heard a baby , my dad would say “BABY CRYIN!” 😭🤣
Ok?
I never knew that was Michael Carbanaro handing him the check lol that’s wild
Gotta start somewhere 😅😅 haters be damned 😅😅
Irony of it all I experienced all of it 😂🤣. Sucks to be Calvin.
I graduated from the college of the jacket he’s wearing. Clarkson University. Still can’t find ANYTHING as to why he’s wearing it after all these years lol
Let’s go rob that 🥷 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What?
2:45 They blocked out burger right after he said it before and they didn't block it out?
This put me in stitches. 🧵
I just realized that’s the guy that does magic! On Tru TV.
Charly Murphy.....love him
Donald Byrd in the background.
"A new perspective."
I remember the original commercial.
😂😂😂😂😂 classic genius
The sad part is that it has some truth to it.
WOW!!!...SUCH "SHOCKING" behavior!!!!!...SO, OUT OF THE "ORDINARY" 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
If you cook it that wayyyyy 🗣️😭
Classic. Remember watching this with my best friend when we're like 12. Good times.
He does not end Black people's poverty, but it is great that his community supports him and congratulates him on getting a job, even if that job is not the best. Are we supposed to congratulate him only when he gets a white-collar job? People do what they can with what they have.
The mcrib comes back everybody too nice too ya 😅
Charlie Murphy!
Ewww , you smell like french fries! 🤣🤣🤣
2:20 I just realized this is the sad music at the end of A Bronx tale
I hope 🙏🏽 Dave is getting paid for this
Wait a minute he got his first check after working three weeks? Nah 😂😂😂
Lets rob this bleeep 😂
Calvin bought some McDonald's shares on the stock market and lives in a gated community.
Africa has its own Comedy Central? I didn't think America even had a Comedy Central anymore.
That’s where all the black comedy comes from. Doncha noe?
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
The forgot the finale…
That’s Michael Carbonaro as his boss. Lol
Sure would be nice to actually hear the skit without all those beeps and edits
What is that song referencing?
Calvin wearin a soccer jacket.....................
Here from Reddit 🤦🏾♀️nothing like an unlocked memory.
Yound David is the goat ❤
The meanest burger in the world! Become the MEEEEEANEST burger in the world!
Actually, I would love to see a re-vamped, current Mickey D’s Calvin type commercial!
It could have Calvin owning a few franchises (looking like he’s making Major paper) and giving other young people jobs!
Back when we all could laugh at our differences.
What beep out burger?! lol
Omg 😂😂😂 i forgot how funny this show was
I remember a lyric from either Ice-T or Maestro Fresh Wes, was something like this:
"It's time to change your ways, expand your range, I said f--k that bullshit job, that was chump change."
1:50-1:54 ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the original commercial people are acting like this Nigga is gonna raise the property value of the neighborhood or somethin. This must be the Black Christian community because they act like a bunch of Mormans lol. Gospel Choir must hit different around here bruh.
The Soul Food knockoff WacArnolds was closed down recently but damn Mr Chapelle I miss those days.
Getn paid. Getn paid.
RIP Charlie
😂😂😂😂wats up🍟 guy
When a particular community stigmatizes legitimate work and instead celebrates a culture of criminality and laziness, it's no wonder they have so many problems.
Poisonous culture. I wonder if they are poisonous in Africa too? May explain the results…
Oh like robbing stealing committing genocide and enslaving people...how dare you put yourself in any moral position...you should keep quiet
No we are putting a light on a corporation that expects a grown man to feed his family on minimum wage, fast food, labour and acting like its a profession to be encouraged and to be aimed for in the community rather than for aiming higher. McD wouldn't dare to aim this advertisement for a grown man named Harrison in the gated community and have his neighbours be so proud of him and call it legitimate work or a career. They wouldn't even call it a respectable dinner.
Andjelkovic Dennis: 2:10
Classic skit
Not much point in a censored Chappelle Show skit.
Hey that was Michael carbonara that him the check!!
Since this aired i've stopped saying macdonalds. Its wacarnolds.
"wacarnold's"
Where’s the rest of the skit?
“If you cook it that way” 😂😂
This was the best version of Chappelle before he became grumpy and started lecturing everybody as this contrived wise old Sage who complains about being cancelled.
Yeah, I'll still take the modern version of Dave Chappelle over any woke, BS nonsense that you people call "comedy" any day.
Did it upset your parents?
This is the best comment so far.
@@jacobwest4771no you're just soft as baby shit and can't take the truth.
So you rather hear the same old same old? The world you grew up in no longer exists, get over it.💅
Sadly this skit is also putting to light how black people hold each other down especially ones that try to better themselves.
Fries n shakes
Facts tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Charlie Murphy and that guy "Aw shit its wayne brady son"
The perfect time to remind you that studies show working at McDonald's is more profitable than dealing crack.
My math says that selling 15 bags of crack an hour makes you more than $15 an hour
@@TheDarrlelennis Your math doesn't take into account the purchase of the goods, the business being less regular, and such minor hindrances to work such as arrests, prison and death by rival gangs.
@@CyberChrist
So you're saying that what I said isn't true
I didn't know that a McDonald's worker couldn't be killed or arrested
@@TheDarrlelennis Are you really pretending the arrest, incarceration and mortality rates for McD workers and crack sellers are comparable?
Then look up the study and inform those who made it, I'm sure they never envisioned that angle 🤣
@@CyberChrist
Dumbazz it was a simple fcking question
Grown men don't make excuses, you keep adding on 2 your original post
Selling bags of crack an hour makes you more than $15 an hour
Just because you can't comprehend what I said doesn't make you right, because if it did, you wouldn't have 2 keep responding with something that has nothing 2 do with my response
Which episode is this?
its funny cause its true
😂😂😂😂😂
❤ your cute.
The leanest burger in the world could be the meanest burger in the world if you cook it that way I need to stop smoking this s*** right here boy😂😂😂