And this is why we ain't ready. Too many people TODAY would operate the same way, just different approaches. What did Kanye say? "Then I spent $400 bucks on this, just to be like, 'N--, you ain't up on this!'"
It is really simple, the dollar is collapsing.... It is a slow moving train wreck.... Slowly over years foreign nations are going to reduce their dollar reserves... Whether it is a piece of wood or gold, it is all going up in dollars...
This happened in 2020-22 with the PPP loan scandal, the boosted EBT/snap, the boosted unemployment, and the stimi checks. King crab and dodge Hellcats were flying off the shelf and the lot.
Not really the same tho... the PPP and EBT was mostly used by whites. I know the media made it seem one way but just statically it had to have been mostly white ppl. 76% of EBT gov benefits budget is in white households according to its own website analysis... can't be that wrong seeing how 71% of the country is white
Nah this will happen with reparations - San Francisco is talking about giving black residents $5m - realistically nationwide I think I payout of $250k per black person will end up happening
People who get offended are missing the point of this video. Just like winning the lottery, most people who all of a sudden have lots of cash will usually spend it all on crap and end up broke again after only a short while. In this case back into the pockets of (predominantly white) stockbrokers, therefore, not seeing the irony of the situation. There are two lessons to retain from this clip: 1. Don't expect large handouts or anything similar as it is often easy come, easy go 2. In case you receive a very large sum of money, i.e. lottery, I would suggest hiring a proper financial advisor who will assist in what to do with the money (investments, trusts, etc..depending on the amount.) and keep some on the side for yourself. I'm sure there are loads who will scoff and this but it's important:
@@Arjava. A long shot, unfortunately, as history shows that humans will revert back to crappy behaviour. The best solution is to better regulate wall street
@@tatata1543 Oh please......Punching down? Or is it that some people feel that they are above being made fun of? Comedy is under attack by over-sensitive drama queens that feel that the world should coddle them and their sense of victimhood. Toughen up, buttercups. Life is a bumpy ride.
@@AdamBlack-h9r He’s a bore now, he’s about as funny as leprosy. I watched some of his last special on Netflix, it was awful, just awful. Looking back the best thing about his shows was Charlie Murphy, the routines about Prince and Rick James were hilarious. I miss that guy and I also miss the old Chappelle, he was funny then, he’s not any more.
0:08 He mentions that Congress approved "over a trillion dollars" for the reparations, but it doesn't mention how much over. In 2003, (when this skit came out) the African American population was 34,414,000. If we take one trillion dollars as a baseline and assume this money was equally distributed to each of them, then each each individual would have gained $29,058. While this is a decent amount of money for an individual, it's probably nowhere near the amount that people asking for reparations are dreaming of.
Dave can say what many are mum about, thank God for humor to allow for a more candid dialog. For fear of being labeled as a racist, constructive criticism has become taboo if pertaining to our black community. We all need to hear the truth if we are to excel in life
In Australia the government has been handing out “Sorry money” to Aboriginal people…I know of one family the blew 30k on booze, smokes, phones and electric scooters etc for their ENTIRE extended family 🤦♀️ When the money runs out, they can always rely on welfare, in their commission (free) home.
This is all satire. We are not Australian Aboriginal as American Indian -Autochthonous Americans the misnomer "black " Americans. Research our inventions,contributions to the United States corporation and the Globe from the arts to the s.t.e.m field and that don't account for what they steal /claim as there creations. We are a totally different race than Australian aboriginal. We are creators but I'll digress cuz you Australian are basically British hillbillies and ignorant as heck. Kangaroo lovers
I wonder did Donell trademark that line. They are using his voice, likeness when it comes to the, “I’m rich biatch.” It’s being used at the end of the Chapelle show closing. He can probably make money off of that line, it’s a classic line. He made that up. Give him credit.
They could probably get further reparations from higher or lower tier government sources, along with from companies that exploited by making those that worked for their wage claim they were underpaid therefore it was a form of slayyvry. Under no circumstances would the benefits of free money last very long, nor would the money be used for long term investments in themselves Ie education and the living space around them. Once the reparations gate has been opened there will be no closing. Very similar to the various (and near endless) private, state, and federal level litigation against the tobacccco companies
@@tachobrennerSome would be wise with their money But poor people usually don't do well when given a ton of money. Just look at athletes and lottery winners.
Giving black folks money would be a complete waste... they wont spend it on getting an education, investing it, starting a business or buying property... they'll spend it on shiny and "fly" things until they're broke again...
In 2003, there were about 34 million blacks in America, 2/3rds of which were adults, and about 11 million black households. 1 trillion in reparations would be about $90,000 per household. Not enough to make them rich, but for somebody with no money, enough to make them think they're rich, which was the point of the skit, that and the foolish ways it would be spent. There's a slang term for this kind of wealth that Dave never said, which is surprising as he normally has no filter.
Given the time period this came out and the people being down clearly being from a low income bracket, that’s still a surprisingly large chunk of change.
@@joelwillems4081 A lot of them are mixed anyway , and have slave OWNER family histories . Of the 42 million , only maybe 2 million would qualify after a dna test and family tree search .
They never will as long as they think they have a chance. They already got repairations through affirmative action. Now it's just trying to guilt whitey out of more and more money.
We've tried this on a small scale here in Australia. The generation who gets the money tends to blow it, so the next generation complains they didn't get anything so put their hand out too......
Reparation is nothing more than a second payment for that slave. Something I find disgusting their tribal chief sold them to the slaver NOW their heirs are selling them a second time. Not In My Name - I hope they can all RIP god bless all Slaves.
Don't worry about it. You owe nothing in reparations. If black Americans get reparations, the money would come from the federal government. Mailed checks and direct deposits, the same way all tax paying Americans got $1400 checks when we had the pandemic.
Can’t believe this skit is 20 yrs old. Nothing has changed.
They changed the title of it to be "opression" instead of slavery like he clearly states in the first 3 seconds of the video so there's that.
because demonrats want to keep people on the Demonrat plantation
Yeah, Dave is pretty buff now At least compared to 03
@@mervunitWonder if that's because youtube is woke or if comedy central is too woke? That is odd
Hell Yeah. Same election stuff over and over.
The fact this is only available on the Comedy Centrals Africa channel is quite a comedic sketch itself. 😂
just imagine doing somenthing like this in todays murica....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s not true, it’s available on the main channel too
@@WioWio-sf5pc you can if you’re a black producer and director
Oprah and other democrats forced Dave to retire .. Obama was a Manchurian candidate and they wanted chapple under the radar on purpose
"These people seem to be breaking their necks to give the money right back to us."
I know this is a skit, but that line was DEEP.
😂
It’s sad. They’re desperate to prove that they can have the sane things as the white man.
And this is why we ain't ready.
Too many people TODAY would operate the same way, just different approaches.
What did Kanye say?
"Then I spent $400 bucks on this, just to be like, 'N--, you ain't up on this!'"
Donnell made the best investment😂. Price of cigarettes have trippled or quadrupled since then.
only problem is cigarettes go bad after like 2 years lmao
And everyone that bought gold 😂
That's why he said: I'm rich BISHHH!! 🤣🤣🤣
It is really simple, the dollar is collapsing....
It is a slow moving train wreck.... Slowly over years foreign nations are going to reduce their dollar reserves...
Whether it is a piece of wood or gold, it is all going up in dollars...
@@erikmezz3781wow good to know lol
Hmmm "breaking their necks to give their money back to us"... foreshadowing at best
I had too delete my comment when I realized you was just saying what he said I thought you was them folks trying to be sarcastic 😂😂
I mean they are the most easy target group, they literally the biggest buyers of brands, gosh mercedes loves them!
Ignorance at best
Ignorance at best
@user-yb3wk9cd7lso it makes no sense for the og Americans to get reparations from Americans? But it makes sense to send money to Ukraine Israel etc.?
8 thousand record labels have been started in the last hour💀
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Chappelle's Chuck is one of the most underrated comedy characters ever
I never in my life thought I’d see some Chad use the word “unDErRaTED” in a Chappelle show skit comment section
20+years later, this still makes me laugh 😂!
And it's right on the money 😅😮
Hide the money ya’ll!!! There’s poor people round!
Which cha broke 🍑🍑🍑🍑 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mr4ccccnever gets old 😂😂
This is so STEREOTYPICAL IS ST UPID
🤣👍
One of my favorite Chappelle Show Episodes
The black white supremacist is another good one.
I’m stillpissing myself since the first time I saw this. Chapelle knows what he’s talking about.
Can't wait to share this comedy prophecy in 10 to 15 years.
😂
Yep,to keep the slavery/race issue mainstream , why do you think inflation are so bad now, theyre gathering funds
Im on perks
It happened with the corona checks lol
Hebrew banker will take advantage, surprise
I am sooo offended by Dave doing white-face.😂😂😂😂😂
I remember laughing at the cigarette truck driver part so hard that my sides hurt for 2 days😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
It’s funnier now in 2024 because the government is planning on banning Kool brand to Black neighborhoods.
My favorite part 😂
They can't wait to give the money back to us...lmao
Why on earth would anyone censor this video ? Inexcusable.
Now I can show this in my economics class without getting in trouble 😊
Because the truth hurts
@@brandonlevy8680I’m not sure you understand what he meant. He’s talking about the profanity.
@@southsidesaiyan8641bruh you cant have profannity anymore because it hurts people feelings. When reality is nobody will censor you in real life
@@southsidesaiyan8641 I think you misunderstood. Everything hurts someone's feelings now. This country has lost it's balls
This happened in 2020-22 with the PPP loan scandal, the boosted EBT/snap, the boosted unemployment, and the stimi checks. King crab and dodge Hellcats were flying off the shelf and the lot.
Not really the same tho... the PPP and EBT was mostly used by whites. I know the media made it seem one way but just statically it had to have been mostly white ppl. 76% of EBT gov benefits budget is in white households according to its own website analysis... can't be that wrong seeing how 71% of the country is white
Nah this will happen with reparations - San Francisco is talking about giving black residents $5m - realistically nationwide I think I payout of $250k per black person will end up happening
@@londonbe240it won’t
@@londonbe240 That would be almost $12 Trillion dollars about twice the annual budget.
@@londonbe240who would support that? 😂 what a joke, no one deserves a penny at this point in time.
Dave is awesome. Love his skits
People who get offended are missing the point of this video. Just like winning the lottery, most people who all of a sudden have lots of cash will usually spend it all on crap and end up broke again after only a short while. In this case back into the pockets of (predominantly white) stockbrokers, therefore, not seeing the irony of the situation.
There are two lessons to retain from this clip:
1. Don't expect large handouts or anything similar as it is often easy come, easy go
2. In case you receive a very large sum of money, i.e. lottery, I would suggest hiring a proper financial advisor who will assist in what to do with the money (investments, trusts, etc..depending on the amount.) and keep some on the side for yourself. I'm sure there are loads who will scoff and this but it's important:
I thought the lesson was seizing the means of production and subordinating wall street to mass democracy
..and a white man gets paid off of all of that.
- Kanye
@@Arjava. A long shot, unfortunately, as history shows that humans will revert back to crappy behaviour. The best solution is to better regulate wall street
@@Arjava.whatever you say comrade
People that get offended are miserableness n alone they want us all like them
Chappelle is a comic genius
He’s lost his mojo recently, all that punching down stuff is tedious.
@@tatata1543 Oh please......Punching down? Or is it that some people feel that they are above being made fun of? Comedy is under attack by over-sensitive drama queens that feel that the world should coddle them and their sense of victimhood. Toughen up, buttercups. Life is a bumpy ride.
@@AdamBlack-h9r He’s a bore now, he’s about as funny as leprosy. I watched some of his last special on Netflix, it was awful, just awful. Looking back the best thing about his shows was Charlie Murphy, the routines about Prince and Rick James were hilarious. I miss that guy and I also miss the old Chappelle, he was funny then, he’s not any more.
🙄🙄🙄🙄☝️
KFC Fubu 😂
😂😂😂
Should have merged with Popeye’s.
@@cityhawkpopeyes took over but kfc was the old fave amongst black people
Actually Black people don't really go to KFC like that. They usually go to Popeyes and Churches. So that part was off beat in a sense.
@@newmexicoballer3867 Dave Chapelle jokes from early 2000s always trolling blacks and KFC love-fest. So least for the stereotype times changed
Holy shit. Gold.
0:08 He mentions that Congress approved "over a trillion dollars" for the reparations, but it doesn't mention how much over. In 2003, (when this skit came out) the African American population was 34,414,000. If we take one trillion dollars as a baseline and assume this money was equally distributed to each of them, then each each individual would have gained $29,058. While this is a decent amount of money for an individual, it's probably nowhere near the amount that people asking for reparations are dreaming of.
Are you saying that this skit, which was made for the purpose of comedic entertainment, was not being realistic? Well, that’s quite shocking. 🤔
There is a way of making $30k plus every year.
It's called a job.
@@StockyDude The skit is primarily focused on bashing frivolous consumer culture and is ANTI-REPARATIONS.
The funny ass truth 😂
That last joke is gold.
Dave can say what many are mum about, thank God for humor to allow for a more candid dialog. For fear of being labeled as a racist, constructive criticism has become taboo if pertaining to our black community. We all need to hear the truth if we are to excel in life
Menthol and purple paint wll be extinct.
Non slaves wanting non slave owners to pay them. In states that never had any slavery.
Reparations are paid by the government. Most lawsuits are filed by the relatives of the aggrieved, not the aggrieved themselves. You’re just racist.
@carinarosales6899 Taxifornia of coarse!
Dave looks like joy reid on MSNBC.
That's an insult to Dave😢 lol
Honestly, that’s the nicest thing anyone can say about her.
A truck load of menthol cigarettes, heaven on wheels.
Jesus 🤣
In Australia the government has been handing out “Sorry money” to Aboriginal people…I know of one family the blew 30k on booze, smokes, phones and electric scooters etc for their ENTIRE extended family 🤦♀️ When the money runs out, they can always rely on welfare, in their commission (free) home.
This is all satire. We are not Australian Aboriginal as American Indian -Autochthonous Americans the misnomer "black " Americans.
Research our inventions,contributions to the United States corporation and the Globe from the arts to the s.t.e.m field and that don't account for what they steal /claim as there creations.
We are a totally different race than Australian aboriginal. We are creators but I'll digress cuz you Australian are basically British hillbillies and ignorant as heck. Kangaroo lovers
we literally saw this happening with stimulus checks during covid
Chappelle’s show was such a classic
If this came out now they would call him the devil...
And THIS is why a WHOLE LOT OF US ain't ready...
How accurate . 😂
I wonder did Donell trademark that line. They are using his voice, likeness when it comes to the, “I’m rich biatch.” It’s being used at the end of the Chapelle show closing. He can probably make money off of that line, it’s a classic line. He made that up. Give him credit.
The funny part is it can really happen like that..then the people would run through all the funds And be worst off than we are….
They could probably get further reparations from higher or lower tier government sources, along with from companies that exploited by making those that worked for their wage claim they were underpaid therefore it was a form of slayyvry. Under no circumstances would the benefits of free money last very long, nor would the money be used for long term investments in themselves Ie education and the living space around them. Once the reparations gate has been opened there will be no closing. Very similar to the various (and near endless) private, state, and federal level litigation against the tobacccco companies
People aren't that dumb. Get off your high horse.
@@tachobrennerSome would be wise with their money But poor people usually don't do well when given a ton of money. Just look at athletes and lottery winners.
@@tachobrennerif people are not that dumb,why are they still living in the ghettos
Giving black folks money would be a complete waste... they wont spend it on getting an education, investing it, starting a business or buying property... they'll spend it on shiny and "fly" things until they're broke again...
Crazy that this happened in reality is the best!!! 😂😂
He still cracks me up!
Sprint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite episode
Damn then it's the only one u have seen or as a black dude it's so relatable for you , damn haha go for ur blackywelfare check
this is the funniest line ever... 0:22
The jab at the end about Mexicans was messed up😅
So that’s where Joy Reid got her hair style!
Flabbergasting lmao
Chappelle you funny guy😊
“Fubu never had been your collection”
An accurate prediction when Covid checks were handed out and they ran wild.
Who ran wild?
@@terrylegend7669👨🏿🦱👨🏿🦲👩🏿
@@terrylegend7669some parisians
Couldnt make this video today....funny as heck
This is exactly how it would play out
nice Joy Reid wig
These were hilarious 😂
Brutal😂😂😂
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious
I could watch that again
this is gold
Omg😅😅😅😅
Noooo they would all invest it and go back to school. Riiiiiight. 😂
Garrett here, this is why reparation simply doesn't work!
2 million delinquent phone bills were paid.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
please stop it with the unnecessary puritanical censorship.
This is a classic and is still relevant. I don't think crime rates will go down if this happens though.
In 2003, there were about 34 million blacks in America, 2/3rds of which were adults, and about 11 million black households. 1 trillion in reparations would be about $90,000 per household. Not enough to make them rich, but for somebody with no money, enough to make them think they're rich, which was the point of the skit, that and the foolish ways it would be spent. There's a slang term for this kind of wealth that Dave never said, which is surprising as he normally has no filter.
Sounds like enough for an Escalade a record label and a few buckets of chicken to me
Omg😂😂. The price of chicken went all the way up
Now it's "Oppression"? Lol
Peak comedy.
I bought this baby straight cash!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Classic
The chase bank 'Tik Tok hack' (it isn’t) brought me here.
Wowza
The skull cap was a giveaway
This wasn’t censored enough. My feelings were still offended.
I demand that you bend to my preferences completely.
Have anyone of you recieved your reparations yet!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 trillion dollars divided by the 42 million Black people in the US is only $23,800 a piece.
Given the time period this came out and the people being down clearly being from a low income bracket, that’s still a surprisingly large chunk of change.
Why would it go to all of them? Half don't have ancestors who were American slaves.
@@joelwillems4081 A lot of them are mixed anyway , and have slave OWNER family histories . Of the 42 million , only maybe 2 million would qualify after a dna test and family tree search .
Only??
@@samuelboucher1454 you must be a kid if you think that's a lot of money. Not even enough to get you through one year
Reupload with more censorship
A trillion dollars.... Might be worth it just to shut up about it.
They never will as long as they think they have a chance.
They already got repairations through affirmative action.
Now it's just trying to guilt whitey out of more and more money.
We've tried this on a small scale here in Australia. The generation who gets the money tends to blow it, so the next generation complains they didn't get anything so put their hand out too......
@@hankjones3527 it’d cost way more than $1T in US.
And they still wouldn't shut up about it.
It would cost less to kick em out 😂
Wow, fubu, there’s a name I haven’t heard in a decade or two.
And the best part is censored!
They bleeped out the best parts
Yup 😂😂😂
Wasn’t there some riot about this just recently in Ca?
🙏🏿🕊️🙌🏽
did the mexicans get money too ? LMAO
Ask the Spaniards and French for reparations
That was a 🔥Notice for sure.
Reparation is nothing more than a second payment for that slave. Something I find disgusting their tribal chief sold them to the slaver NOW their heirs are selling them a second time.
Not In My Name - I hope they can all RIP god bless all Slaves.
One trillion divided by 45 million is 24k give or take.
I spend more than that yearly on vacationing. 😅
un-airable today😂
If it was invesyed in quality black music it would be an incredibly long party.
😂😂😂 mi feel shame 😂✌️💚🇬🇾🇬🇾🇬🇾
If only giving someone money would fix their problems
I am here after learning that New Jersey is considering reparations!
My Spanish ancestors enslaved my Indian Ancestors, I want whats coming to me (no Pesos or Wompom, Just $20 in an unmarked paper bag.).
I would laugh but I can't because this is exactly how it would play out
This is prophetic
I would rather throw my money in the sea than be forced to give it away to a designated group of people in the name of wokeness.
Don't worry about it. You owe nothing in reparations. If black Americans get reparations, the money would come from the federal government. Mailed checks and direct deposits, the same way all tax paying Americans got $1400 checks when we had the pandemic.
They ruined it with the censor
🤣🤣🤣🤣
People wake up! Time is running out. Pray for redemption from the most high and do your part.
My drummer's almost always most high but its not like I pray to him
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Try to imagine a white comedian doing this skit! Love chapelle! 👍😂