Reparations For Oppression | Chappelle's Show | Comedy Central Africa
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2023
- There's no doubt that when black people get a little cheque, they will spend it on their phone bill and friend chicken! | Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central, DStv Ch122
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Can’t believe this skit is 20 yrs old. Nothing has changed.
They changed the title of it to be "opression" instead of slavery like he clearly states in the first 3 seconds of the video so there's that.
because demonrats want to keep people on the Demonrat plantation
Yeah, Dave is pretty buff now At least compared to 03
@@mervunitWonder if that's because youtube is woke or if comedy central is too woke? That is odd
Hell Yeah. Same election stuff over and over.
The fact this is only available on the Comedy Centrals Africa channel is quite a comedic sketch itself. 😂
just imagine doing somenthing like this in todays murica....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s not true, it’s available on the main channel too
@@WioWio-sf5pc you can if you’re a black producer and director
Hmmm "breaking their necks to give their money back to us"... foreshadowing at best
I had too delete my comment when I realized you was just saying what he said I thought you was them folks trying to be sarcastic 😂😂
I mean they are the most easy target group, they literally the biggest buyers of brands, gosh mercedes loves them!
Ignorance at best
Ignorance at best
@user-yb3wk9cd7lso it makes no sense for the og Americans to get reparations from Americans? But it makes sense to send money to Ukraine Israel etc.?
Donnell made the best investment😂. Price of cigarettes have trippled or quadrupled since then.
only problem is cigarettes go bad after like 2 years lmao
And everyone that bought gold 😂
That's why he said: I'm rich BISHHH!! 🤣🤣🤣
It is really simple, the dollar is collapsing....
It is a slow moving train wreck.... Slowly over years foreign nations are going to reduce their dollar reserves...
Whether it is a piece of wood or gold, it is all going up in dollars...
@@erikmezz3781wow good to know lol
Hide the money ya’ll!!! There’s poor people round!
Which cha broke 🍑🍑🍑🍑 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mr4ccccnever gets old 😂😂
Chappelle's Chuck is one of the most underrated comedy characters ever
This is exactly how it would go down.
It did go down this way in 2020-22.
20+years later, this still makes me laugh 😂!
I’m stillpissing myself since the first time I saw this. Chapelle knows what he’s talking about.
This happened in 2020-22 with the PPP loan scandal, the boosted EBT/snap, the boosted unemployment, and the stimi checks. King crab and dodge Hellcats were flying off the shelf and the lot.
Not really the same tho... the PPP and EBT was mostly used by whites. I know the media made it seem one way but just statically it had to have been mostly white ppl. 76% of EBT gov benefits budget is in white households according to its own website analysis... can't be that wrong seeing how 71% of the country is white
Nah this will happen with reparations - San Francisco is talking about giving black residents $5m - realistically nationwide I think I payout of $250k per black person will end up happening
@@londonbe240it won’t
@@londonbe240 That would be almost $12 Trillion dollars about twice the annual budget.
@@londonbe240who would support that? 😂 what a joke, no one deserves a penny at this point in time.
One of my favorite Chappelle Show Episodes
Can't wait to share this comedy prophecy in 10 to 15 years.
😂
Yep,to keep the slavery/race issue mainstream , why do you think inflation are so bad now, theyre gathering funds
Im on perks
It happened with the corona checks lol
Hebrew banker will take advantage, surprise
Why on earth would anyone censor this video ? Inexcusable.
Now I can show this in my economics class without getting in trouble 😊
Because the truth hurts
@@brandonlevy8680I’m not sure you understand what he meant. He’s talking about the profanity.
8 thousand record labels have been started in the last hour💀
😂😂
I remember laughing at the cigarette truck driver part so hard that my sides hurt for 2 days😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!
It’s funnier now in 2024 because the government is planning on banning Kool brand to Black neighborhoods.
People who get offended are missing the point of this video. Just like winning the lottery, most people who all of a sudden have lots of cash will usually spend it all on crap and end up broke again after only a short while. In this case back into the pockets of (predominantly white) stockbrokers, therefore, not seeing the irony of the situation.
There are two lessons to retain from this clip:
1. Don't expect large handouts or anything similar as it is often easy come, easy go
2. In case you receive a very large sum of money, i.e. lottery, I would suggest hiring a proper financial advisor who will assist in what to do with the money (investments, trusts, etc..depending on the amount.) and keep some on the side for yourself. I'm sure there are loads who will scoff and this but it's important:
I thought the lesson was seizing the means of production and subordinating wall street to mass democracy
..and a white man gets paid off of all of that.
- Kanye
@@Arjava. A long shot, unfortunately, as history shows that humans will revert back to crappy behaviour. The best solution is to better regulate wall street
I am sooo offended by Dave doing white-face.😂😂😂😂😂
They can't wait to give the money back to us...lmao
Dave looks like joy reid on MSNBC.
Chappelle is a comic genius
He’s lost his mojo recently, all that punching down stuff is tedious.
@@tatata1543 Oh please......Punching down? Or is it that some people feel that they are above being made fun of? Comedy is under attack by over-sensitive drama queens that feel that the world should coddle them and their sense of victimhood. Toughen up, buttercups. Life is a bumpy ride.
@@user-wt9it5zz2q He’s a bore now, he’s about as funny as leprosy. I watched some of his last special on Netflix, it was awful, just awful. Looking back the best thing about his shows was Charlie Murphy, the routines about Prince and Rick James were hilarious. I miss that guy and I also miss the old Chappelle, he was funny then, he’s not any more.
KFC Fubu 😂
😂😂😂
Should have merged with Popeye’s.
@@cityhawkpopeyes took over but kfc was the old fave amongst black people
Actually Black people don't really go to KFC like that. They usually go to Popeyes and Churches. So that part was off beat in a sense.
@@newmexicoballer3867 Dave Chapelle jokes from early 2000s always trolling blacks and KFC love-fest. So least for the stereotype times changed
How accurate . 😂
Dave is awesome. Love his skits
Holy shit. Gold.
Non slaves wanting non slave owners to pay them. In states that never had any slavery.
The funny ass truth 😂
Dave can say what many are mum about, thank God for humor to allow for a more candid dialog. For fear of being labeled as a racist, constructive criticism has become taboo if pertaining to our black community. We all need to hear the truth if we are to excel in life
A truck load of menthol cigarettes, heaven on wheels.
Jesus 🤣
That last joke is gold.
If this came out now they would call him the devil...
I could watch that again
Chappelle you funny guy😊
this is gold
My favorite episode
Damn then it's the only one u have seen or as a black dude it's so relatable for you , damn haha go for ur blackywelfare check
Menthol and purple paint wll be extinct.
The funny part is it can really happen like that..then the people would run through all the funds And be worst off than we are….
They could probably get further reparations from higher or lower tier government sources, along with from companies that exploited by making those that worked for their wage claim they were underpaid therefore it was a form of slayyvry. Under no circumstances would the benefits of free money last very long, nor would the money be used for long term investments in themselves Ie education and the living space around them. Once the reparations gate has been opened there will be no closing. Very similar to the various (and near endless) private, state, and federal level litigation against the tobacccco companies
People aren't that dumb. Get off your high horse.
@@tachobrennerSome would be wise with their money But poor people usually don't do well when given a ton of money. Just look at athletes and lottery winners.
@@tachobrennerif people are not that dumb,why are they still living in the ghettos
Giving black folks money would be a complete waste... they wont spend it on getting an education, investing it, starting a business or buying property... they'll spend it on shiny and "fly" things until they're broke again...
Couldnt make this video today....funny as heck
“Fubu never had been your collection”
Sprint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg😅😅😅😅
nice Joy Reid wig
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hilarious
Crazy that this happened in reality is the best!!! 😂😂
please stop it with the unnecessary puritanical censorship.
How could that be 😂
Now it's "Oppression"? Lol
did the mexicans get money too ? LMAO
Ask the Spaniards and French for reparations
That was a 🔥Notice for sure.
The jab at the end about Mexicans was messed up😅
The skull cap was a giveaway
A trillion dollars.... Might be worth it just to shut up about it.
They never will as long as they think they have a chance.
They already got repairations through affirmative action.
Now it's just trying to guilt whitey out of more and more money.
We've tried this on a small scale here in Australia. The generation who gets the money tends to blow it, so the next generation complains they didn't get anything so put their hand out too......
@@hankjones3527 it’d cost way more than $1T in US.
And they still wouldn't shut up about it.
In Australia the government has been handing out “Sorry money” to Aboriginal people…I know of one family the blew 30k on booze, smokes, phones and electric scooters etc for their ENTIRE extended family 🤦♀️ When the money runs out, they can always rely on welfare, in their commission (free) home.
I am here after learning that New Jersey is considering reparations!
And the best part is censored!
Unfortunately true
Wow, fubu, there’s a name I haven’t heard in a decade or two.
In California they had public hearings. Claimants were arguing five million was not enough. They also would not have to pay back child support, as if they were going to.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bought this baby straight cash!
Why post it edited?
Lol
Try to imagine a white comedian doing this skit! Love chapelle! 👍😂
If only giving someone money would fix their problems
I would laugh but I can't because this is exactly how it would play out
This wasn’t censored enough. My feelings were still offended.
I demand that you bend to my preferences completely.
This is both hilarious and spot on accurate, fiscal responsibility is not something that resonates with them. He should have ran another skit showing how they were all broke again a few months later
It's exactly how it would go to
They ruined it with the censor
🤦🏾♀️DAMN!
Reupload with more censorship
The funny thing is this will actually happen soon 😅
😂😂 No it won't
Imagine still believing things Democrats campaign on in 2023
@@liquidsnake6879 imagine still believing in Republicans Christian family values 😅😅😅 in 2023.
Yeah, right after they forgive student loans and stop jailing brothers for non violent crimes 😂 Both sides ain't our friends my guy...don't fall for the BS just cuz one side gives it out with a smile and a promise.
@@zeked4200yep , both sides are full of shit
My Spanish ancestors enslaved my Indian Ancestors, I want whats coming to me (no Pesos or Wompom, Just $20 in an unmarked paper bag.).
And this is exactly what happened with stimulus checks liquor cigarettes and tv and vehicles went up
Aw, they didn't show "Tron", who became the richest man in the world after winning a bunch of dice games, and then bought a baby!
'Hide the money ya'll, theres poh people around. Which your broke ass.'
Poor people 'round 😁
In 2003, there were about 34 million blacks in America, 2/3rds of which were adults, and about 11 million black households. 1 trillion in reparations would be about $90,000 per household. Not enough to make them rich, but for somebody with no money, enough to make them think they're rich.
Our live stock also need reparations too
Dave is no chump...or a born liar
He said for oppression,no for slavery you owe me 40 acres in a mule for slavery not oppression.
I did
Would be better if you didn’t censor it.
Give me a percent for using my families last name
When trump give u stimulus check 😂
1 trillion dollars divided by the 42 million Black people in the US is only $23,800 a piece.
Given the time period this came out and the people being down clearly being from a low income bracket, that’s still a surprisingly large chunk of change.
Why would it go to all of them? Half don't have ancestors who were American slaves.
@@joelwillems4081 A lot of them are mixed anyway , and have slave OWNER family histories . Of the 42 million , only maybe 2 million would qualify after a dna test and family tree search .
Only??
@@samuelboucher1454 you must be a kid if you think that's a lot of money. Not even enough to get you through one year
0:08 He mentions that Congress approved "over a trillion dollars" for the reparations, but it doesn't mention how much over. In 2003, (when this skit came out) the African American population was 34,414,000. If we take one trillion dollars as a baseline and assume this money was equally distributed to each of them, then each each individual would have gained $29,058. While this is a decent amount of money for an individual, it's probably nowhere near the amount that people asking for reparations are dreaming of.
This is prophetic
Is Dave doing White Face?
No such thing. We can make fun at the expense of whyppl. It’s our turn now 😂
Full of stereotypes, full of humor!
Notice no one on the left called Chappelle out for doing offensive whiteface...
You know the average black person is going to spend it all on some useless gold chain.
Honestly, given the way the price of gold had gone, gold chains and gold teeth are probably the best investments black people can make.
Brtilliant
1 trillion divide by lets say 100 million who can claim ancestry for the payment, that's only $10k each.
Unwatchable when you mute out the language 😂
FBA only
Stop censoring
I miss this kind of humor.
World got so snowflake.
Chapelle said he stopped making skits like this because his intentions were always “people see these and they laugh with me” but one day he noticed people weren’t laughing with him, they were laughing at him.
It’s not that the world got “snowflake”, whatever the fuck that means, it’s that racists saw these and started going “yes sir that’s what them people are like yee haw!” and Dave didn’t feel comfortable letting them distort his comedy from “it’s fun to laugh at ourselves” to “yea that’s exactly what they’re like”.
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I would rather throw my money in the sea than be forced to give it away to a designated group of people in the name of wokeness.
This is exactly what would happen.I used to be against reparations, but it will just come back to Whitey.🤔🤔🤔🤔😂
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