Trading Spouses - Chappelle's Show

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @Ally.Cat.252
    @Ally.Cat.252 4 года назад +8910

    “I don’t smell no dinner cooking” lol

    • @SkinnyCow.
      @SkinnyCow. 4 года назад +117

      Dave Chappelle should be cancelled for doing white-face

    • @sjcflawless
      @sjcflawless 4 года назад +33

      SkinnyCow this is why politics tries to equal itself out in some way! In the end, was it good in this modern society? Very interesting point, because some people aren’t aware of this sketch! I don’t believe in discrimination in any form!

    • @corneliushannah4322
      @corneliushannah4322 4 года назад +5

      Lol

    • @TookDaChargeAt17
      @TookDaChargeAt17 4 года назад +54

      SkinnyCow Shit up he is the best this country would be in war without his comedy you fucker

    • @SkinnyCow.
      @SkinnyCow. 4 года назад +21

      So you'll be telling black people to "take a joke" when Jimmy Kimmel next does black-face?

  • @serfillustrated4018
    @serfillustrated4018 3 года назад +4580

    " Your inside voice is about to put your ass outside" Best line in the skit!!

    • @Tino7100
      @Tino7100 3 года назад +40

      only second to
      can i call you Mister Deez?
      Mister Deez?
      Deez Nuts

    • @lisas5211
      @lisas5211 3 года назад +53

      Check yo tone LOL

    • @dickkulik791
      @dickkulik791 3 года назад +62

      Better check yo tone girl !!! 😆 🤣

    • @chosenone9102
      @chosenone9102 3 года назад +4

      He the goat for that 💩😂😂😂

    • @shannonbailey7580
      @shannonbailey7580 3 года назад +1

      i agree

  • @guydutoit61
    @guydutoit61 4 года назад +5766

    “Just so you know - his ass will be back April 13th” I died at this 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @comfortable.and.furious
    @comfortable.and.furious 2 года назад +1311

    That quick shut and lock of the door, followed by paranoid look out the window by Leonard gets me every time

    • @genkiferal7178
      @genkiferal7178 2 года назад +26

      i had a black roommate who did that - but that was in the ghetto, so...

    • @klosekal55l
      @klosekal55l 2 года назад +19

      @@genkiferal7178 🌽

    • @johnnycee9325
      @johnnycee9325 11 месяцев назад +5

      We really do that more than we know as black men 😂😂😂

    • @OmarHernandez-nq2jo
      @OmarHernandez-nq2jo 10 месяцев назад +3

      I don't know why, but I'd do that too. Still do actually

    • @razawavs
      @razawavs Месяц назад

      I mean he ain't wrong lmao​@@klosekal55l

  • @unknown-redact
    @unknown-redact 5 лет назад +5979

    _"G-G-G-G-G-G-GET YO' ASS IN THE CAR!"_
    That part had me dying

    • @ibrahiym3030
      @ibrahiym3030 5 лет назад +32

      Sammee😂😂😂 but the psychiatrist scene was even worse😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ibrahiym3030
      @ibrahiym3030 5 лет назад +35

      @michael ryan are you white? Just asking

    • @jaylonjackson3218
      @jaylonjackson3218 5 лет назад +20

      michael ryan because it’s hilarious

    • @melissaivy5309
      @melissaivy5309 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ricocurve5940
      @ricocurve5940 5 лет назад +4

      @DEaThSTRoKE 4 gotta be white loll

  • @reignforrest2090
    @reignforrest2090 5 лет назад +22036

    After he left him in the hood, you don’t see him the rest of the video meaning he still there sellin rocks

    • @chrisoberg6888
      @chrisoberg6888 5 лет назад +874

      Chris Campos nigga he got kids to feed!

    • @beast63254
      @beast63254 5 лет назад +105

      @@chrisoberg6888 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisleach1723
      @chrisleach1723 5 лет назад +56

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dallasx9000
      @dallasx9000 5 лет назад +566

      He's alright he's from the streets..G- unit

    • @DS-kn4bs
      @DS-kn4bs 5 лет назад +26

      Or dead

  • @PhoenixRiseinFlame
    @PhoenixRiseinFlame 2 года назад +5829

    As a white guy, I always find Chapelle’s white person persona to be absolutely hilarious. He really nails the vanilla boomer white voice

    • @mustbemeech
      @mustbemeech 2 года назад +126

      Hahahah vanilla boomer

    • @burna8753
      @burna8753 2 года назад +91

      Not white, it’s murican. White people and American are very different.
      We also laugh at how ‘corny’ muricans are.
      ‘Hey, Newsflash bucko! You don’t wanna see me angry pal! I can assure you I’m not always so swell!’
      🤣🤣🤣 Christ

    • @ri3m4nn
      @ri3m4nn 2 года назад +37

      @@burna8753 "white" is American. Otherwise it's specific to the European culture.

    • @zakyia
      @zakyia 2 года назад +12

      @@burna8753 😐

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 2 года назад +37

      @@ri3m4nn
      What is European culture? Theres many countries in Europe, all of which have their own unique cultures

  • @thetruth4808
    @thetruth4808 4 года назад +3082

    The way he look out the window while shuting the door is accurate 😂😂

  • @DavidZ7785
    @DavidZ7785 5 лет назад +3593

    "Damn...I done heard of trimming the hedges, but u done scorched the earth" lmao had me dying

  • @imtonkwii7304
    @imtonkwii7304 5 лет назад +7867

    The kid he dropped off in the hood became MGK

  • @christopherwalker4256
    @christopherwalker4256 2 года назад +402

    " I done heard of trimming the hedges but you done scorched the earth". Such a great line

  • @felipegamino
    @felipegamino 7 лет назад +6718

    "Can I call you daddy?!"
    "hell nah. Only ya momma calls me daddy"
    😭😭💀💀💀

    • @fuerte_javier_
      @fuerte_javier_ 7 лет назад +6

      Felipe Gamino lol

    • @raquelwright1607
      @raquelwright1607 7 лет назад +12

      Lmao

    • @dholmes6746
      @dholmes6746 7 лет назад +51

      Over lord Javier "now get on outta here before I best you IN the ass" I die and come back just got that part 😁😁😁

    • @fuerte_javier_
      @fuerte_javier_ 7 лет назад +7

      Darrowyn Holmes that’s how dudes talk to there little brothers

    • @BigScewleo
      @BigScewleo 7 лет назад +23

      Weird how the audience didn't find it funny, though.

  • @freddycupples1448
    @freddycupples1448 7 лет назад +4092

    Leonard Washington is possibly the most underrated character in television history.

    • @kyokusanagi616
      @kyokusanagi616 7 лет назад +107

      Up there with the likes of Slinky Johnston, Tyrone Biggums and Tron. Would love to see Dave resurrect this character.

    • @sailor75565
      @sailor75565 7 лет назад +43

      He reminds me of my stepfather

    • @jahjr92aka187
      @jahjr92aka187 7 лет назад +17

      Kyo Kusanagi it’s silky

    • @kyokusanagi616
      @kyokusanagi616 7 лет назад +8

      +Jerhmain Jordan yep. Silky Johnson. But does it really matter. He's a pimp, a hater and a time traveller. I know the history lol

    • @dholmes6746
      @dholmes6746 7 лет назад +2

      Kyo Kusanagi a man with many hats, Dave is on another planet with this shit man

  • @MyTownDrunk
    @MyTownDrunk 4 года назад +5251

    I still drop the, "only yo momma calls me daddy" to this day. "Ggg ggg get yo ass in the car" lmao 😭😭😭😭 Chapelle is the 🐐

    • @SlurryNoises
      @SlurryNoises 4 года назад +42

      @Blood Beryl Why's it bother you? Sounds like you're the pussy if you let that get to you lmao

    • @BLAM5980
      @BLAM5980 4 года назад +26

      Blood Beryl that just means he thought it was funny

    • @FussyPickles
      @FussyPickles 4 года назад +9

      rofl those are both great

    • @busychrissy0.0
      @busychrissy0.0 4 года назад +12

      @Blood Beryl no dummy that emoji can go either way. It can be meant for crying or laughing

    • @kristiyangerasimov6708
      @kristiyangerasimov6708 4 года назад +3

      yo bro he is the Ggg ggg OAT

  • @rasbmenelik2
    @rasbmenelik2 Год назад +63

    The lack of laughter after the Renee Zellweger joke, makes it that much funnier 😂"

    • @irnbrewhaha
      @irnbrewhaha 8 месяцев назад +4

      I still call her Zellewedger to this day

  • @davidharter9417
    @davidharter9417 4 года назад +2784

    "Damn! I heard of trimmin' da hedges, but you done scorched da erf!"

    • @tashajackson7968
      @tashajackson7968 4 года назад +239

      “I smell ya lightsaber....” 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrMutou
      @MrMutou 4 года назад +41

      @@tashajackson7968 She must got the funky😹

    • @floyd27860
      @floyd27860 4 года назад +9

      ERF! 🤣☠

    • @bobtaylor3010
      @bobtaylor3010 3 года назад +3

      Hell yeah funny stuff

    • @piggypooo
      @piggypooo 3 года назад

      Da erf!🤣

  • @MrJdb8511
    @MrJdb8511 6 лет назад +1313

    "I heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth." 😂😂

  • @dom_mob2668
    @dom_mob2668 Год назад +176

    "Tiddy Residue" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was funny all those years ago, and it's still just as funny

  • @kristinwolf1165
    @kristinwolf1165 6 лет назад +1596

    "Come here girl" hugs her. "I don't smell no dinner cookin. Go on and make some grits" 😂😂

    • @snoopy_peanuts_77
      @snoopy_peanuts_77 6 лет назад +12

      i just found out what grits are.....it tastes like nothing....i dont get it

    • @TravelHall74
      @TravelHall74 6 лет назад +76

      Its a southern thing

    • @democracy480
      @democracy480 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @משִיחאלצבאידה
      @משִיחאלצבאידה 6 лет назад +49

      you add sugar and butter for taste

    • @kmaster262
      @kmaster262 6 лет назад +25

      מָשִׁיחַ אֵל צָבָא יָדָה no u put salt in grits u nasty fuck

  • @lulun3724
    @lulun3724 5 лет назад +3525

    “ I tasted brown sugar and not in my oatmeal” omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CharlesTurnerTheKing
    @CharlesTurnerTheKing 6 лет назад +580

    "You betta check ya tone girl and putcha inside voice on before I putcha outside" 😂😂😂😂

    • @Mig2596
      @Mig2596 6 лет назад

      Zz

    • @So_Oneal
      @So_Oneal 6 лет назад +7

      @@Mig2596 Another hating latino why I'm I not surprised

    • @joefilippone2866
      @joefilippone2866 6 лет назад

      Uncle.vinny

    • @JJoh4040
      @JJoh4040 6 лет назад +2

      @@So_Oneal what does ZZ mean?

    • @gurutrips9440
      @gurutrips9440 6 лет назад

      Yea foreal what does “Zz” mean ?

  • @prazedplatoon6502
    @prazedplatoon6502 2 года назад +460

    The fact every episode and every skit of Dave’s show is quotable is proof he’s a master at his writing, acting and stand up.

    • @SuperMia36
      @SuperMia36 Год назад +2

      Louis CK was one of the writers

    • @TheFogLakeshore
      @TheFogLakeshore Год назад +8

      @@SuperMia36S01E03 Dave voiceover end credits: "All of you worried about these racist jokes, a white guy and a black guy wrote these jokes" that was Brennan.

  • @papasmackyourhat5333
    @papasmackyourhat5333 5 лет назад +4452

    His stick and stones show got me back on a Chappelle marathon

  • @yamanoorstani5807
    @yamanoorstani5807 4 года назад +762

    “Do you mind if I turn off this R&B music I kind of want to hear you breathing.” Hahahaha

    • @muggy2128
      @muggy2128 4 года назад +5

      anyone know if that's an actual song they used or just something for the sketch?

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 года назад +10

      It’s funny though because she wasn’t even breathing hard or anything

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 3 года назад

      @RUclipsBlows perhaps

  • @LawlBoxFox
    @LawlBoxFox 6 лет назад +2744

    HE LEFT THE BOY SELLING ROCKS IN THE HOOD

    • @meeranaidu4656
      @meeranaidu4656 6 лет назад +29

      Haaaahahaaaahahaaaaaa!!!

    • @dounin8876
      @dounin8876 6 лет назад +195

      The boy said he was from the streets, so, he must be fine.

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 5 лет назад +67

      She didn’t even ask about him lol

    • @vamtheanomaly
      @vamtheanomaly 5 лет назад +51

      Well he did say he was "from the streets." G-G-G-G-Unit!

    • @727swikey2
      @727swikey2 5 лет назад +43

      He became white boy rick

  • @Jackson-pu7gd
    @Jackson-pu7gd 2 года назад +57

    "i dont smell no dinner cooking" LOL i love the way he said that

  • @030193
    @030193 7 лет назад +3848

    Chappelle's Show is the greatest sketch comedy show of all time hands down.

    • @thewolfofcomedy5966
      @thewolfofcomedy5966 7 лет назад +35

      Real shit

    • @jamesjamaica7189
      @jamesjamaica7189 7 лет назад +42

      Numba 1 In living Color is number 1 but this is a close 2nd

    • @mrmaze2463
      @mrmaze2463 7 лет назад +26

      It's great but we can't forget in living color. That's the beginning of it all. Pay homage

    • @JimmyStruthers1000
      @JimmyStruthers1000 7 лет назад +15

      Numba 1 of course. Fuck key and peele

    • @GangstaStan010
      @GangstaStan010 7 лет назад +9

      Numba 1 MadTV and In Living Color on the same list

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO 5 лет назад +1915

    5:46 “Bitch, I’ll never forgive you for this.”
    This whole thing is hilarious but that’s my favorite part.

  • @tishkerrville8942
    @tishkerrville8942 6 лет назад +3162

    "I don't smell no dinner cooking" lol - fkn hilarious

  • @homersimpson2259
    @homersimpson2259 5 лет назад +823

    The way he looks out the window after locking the door is great

    • @Ednoxious1
      @Ednoxious1 5 лет назад +22

      Homer Simpson lol an innate sense of awareness

    • @abj5791
      @abj5791 5 лет назад +8

      I know right!!! 😂🤣😂

    • @c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754
      @c.o.p.civilian_on_patrol9754 5 лет назад +4

      Cocaine is a helluva drug...
      It'll have you periodically peaking out the window just like he portrayed. Not sure that's what he was trying to do, but, nonetheless, that's how it looks..

    • @avastealth2931
      @avastealth2931 4 года назад +46

      CONSTITUTIONAL STATE OF MIND No, that’s just something people do if they were raised having to watch their back.

  • @aaronwrecks3324
    @aaronwrecks3324 5 лет назад +834

    Can I call you Daddy? "Hell nah! Only your momma calls me daddy" 😂

    • @tychauntenelle919
      @tychauntenelle919 4 года назад +22

      "Here mop top take my bag upstairs,and if I find out you've been in my shit I'm gon beat you in your ass" 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ItsPinky1
      @ItsPinky1 4 года назад +3

      Aaron Wrecks lmaooo

  • @seansartor
    @seansartor 7 лет назад +890

    "Put yo inside voice on before I put you outside." LMAO ! That's her house 😂

    • @dretheman123
      @dretheman123 6 лет назад +1

      Sean Sartor 😂😂😂😂

    • @markwinberry8095
      @markwinberry8095 6 лет назад +21

      Sean Sartor No, not really. You have to suspend disbelief and picture the new dad as the boss. So in reality he can boot her ass out, unless you are the beta male type who has either moved in on a woman or thinks she has equal rights to the house. Then in either case you need to man up.

    • @leandradozier968
      @leandradozier968 6 лет назад +17

      Mark Winberry the fuck is your problem?

    • @docducttape9270
      @docducttape9270 6 лет назад +1

      Agatha jay She can kick his ass out since he is just the one visiting. lol. It's not like they switched the names on the mortgage or deed just swapping placed for like a week. lol

    • @osmanshah5046
      @osmanshah5046 6 лет назад +3

      Mark Winberry sounds like one of those deluded fools who thinks he's an Alpha male but can't provide for his dependents, can't hold down a job, and is always bummin off people at the gas station because 'he ran out of gas and is stranded'.

  • @SatoshiKong
    @SatoshiKong 2 года назад +69

    This is one of those rare skits where literally every single line is quotable, lol

  • @pieb0y1
    @pieb0y1 5 лет назад +1595

    "Now I don heard of trimming the hedges, but you scorched the earth!"

    • @markmadison4281
      @markmadison4281 5 лет назад +61

      Scorched “da erf” to be precise.

    • @Meechda76
      @Meechda76 5 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂☠

    • @Zannnnah
      @Zannnnah 5 лет назад +10

      That part made me scream.

    • @lego4271
      @lego4271 5 лет назад +1

      Anyone else see that number of likes?...

    • @ermac192
      @ermac192 5 лет назад +1

      What does he mean by scorched the earth? Lol

  • @Officialtemaloveless
    @Officialtemaloveless 5 лет назад +583

    "Well.. just so you know, his ass will be back - April 13th"
    "Now gone do your thing girl" 😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @jeannettesneed
      @jeannettesneed 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragonfruit8884
      @dragonfruit8884 2 года назад +1

      Das my birthday

  • @urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL
    @urRAWRsoundsfunnyLOL 6 лет назад +608

    "Go up stairs and wash ya ass then we'll watch Martin Lawrence" Dad goals 😐

    • @sinatraforeign
      @sinatraforeign 5 лет назад +6

      @@2300enduserperson1 bitch ain't nobody asking your skin color.

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 лет назад +1

      Yall fooling on theses comments man 😁😂😂😂😂

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 лет назад +4

      Yoga Bayu Bruh why call her a bitch thats uncalled for😁😂😂

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 лет назад +2

      Michelle Bottone You are welcome and you were only speaking from your experiences with your father you said nothing wrong at all sweetie

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 5 лет назад +1

      Michelle Bottone I try to be i pride myself on being righteous and no problem god bless sweetie

  • @BeasleyLaflare
    @BeasleyLaflare 2 года назад +31

    Leonard wit da cigarette in his mouth the whole skit is hilarious 😂

  • @kandygarcia747
    @kandygarcia747 4 года назад +720

    Leonard: “Go on and make some grits”
    Katie: 👁 👄 👁
    Leonard :”Go onn”

  • @QTooReal
    @QTooReal 5 лет назад +1362

    “and for the first time in my life , I tasted brown sugar ... and not in my oatmeal” 😂😂😂

    • @WhatsTheDylBr0
      @WhatsTheDylBr0 Год назад +11

      Saw this comment as I heard that line 😂

    • @ryankneib4601
      @ryankneib4601 Год назад +14

      Or the super random one with the bra and he looks up at the camera "ohh tittie residue"

    • @QTooReal
      @QTooReal Год назад +2

      @@ryankneib4601 😂 that was hilarious

    • @jaimesmith2266
      @jaimesmith2266 Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BELTRAN664
    @BELTRAN664 7 лет назад +1607

    Katie - "you want me to light your ciggarette for you too"
    Leonard- "Better check yo tone girl, keep yo inside voice on before i put yo ass outside"
    😂😂hahahahahaha

  • @russellreid8488
    @russellreid8488 Год назад +192

    “ Do you mind if I turn down this R&B music? I kind of want to hear you breathing”. 😂

  • @CHIEFPAINN
    @CHIEFPAINN 7 лет назад +340

    "For the first time I tasted brown sugar, and not in my oatmeal."😂😂

  • @nicholaspoe9203
    @nicholaspoe9203 7 лет назад +877

    Him immediately locking the door and peaking out cracks me up every time.

  • @beautifulsurprise9424
    @beautifulsurprise9424 5 лет назад +624

    The way he was playing with that vibrator like a light saber 😂😂

    • @pc_115
      @pc_115 5 лет назад +8

      it was a lightsaber i don't even know what a "vibrator" is

    • @michellejackson1096
      @michellejackson1096 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Tyreece190
      @Tyreece190 4 года назад

      @@pc_115 it was a vibrator its a toy women play with their self with

  • @SasfootBigsquatch
    @SasfootBigsquatch Год назад +99

    Dave's "white guy" is so hilarious. I love how he so obviously doesn't look white at all...just like a light skinned black man in a blonde wig😂

    • @Thomas-ps9qk
      @Thomas-ps9qk 5 месяцев назад

      An ashy light skinned black man

  • @Josh-go5lu
    @Josh-go5lu 7 лет назад +207

    "I don't smell no dinner cooking" 😂

  • @Ari-cs3td
    @Ari-cs3td 3 года назад +571

    Most underrated part, when he closes the door then looks out the window

  • @denniswhite166
    @denniswhite166 6 лет назад +1703

    Dave Chappelle is a genius of comedy.

    • @johnbarron383
      @johnbarron383 5 лет назад +19

      nothing is funnier than portrayals of racist stereotypes

    • @DS-kn4bs
      @DS-kn4bs 5 лет назад +2

      I bet he's got some white boys writting his shit.

    • @DS-kn4bs
      @DS-kn4bs 5 лет назад

      @Hold Your Own Nuts!! I am black dickhead.

    • @TheFruitney
      @TheFruitney 5 лет назад +10

      @@DS-kn4bs It was Chappelle and Neal Brennan who were the head writers for the show. All these comedy shows have/had a team of writers. Every thing from SNL to In Living Color to Martin. Also White people wote for black people and black people wrote for white people. What difference does it make if you laughed at the end of it all?

    • @leylandgrey408
      @leylandgrey408 5 лет назад +3

      Chappelle has a charismatic way of using comedy to expose race for what it is, nothing but people doing things differently!!!

  • @juikja
    @juikja 2 года назад +106

    Nobody will ever believe how much I laughed when I saw this sketch for the first time

  • @skippy8414
    @skippy8414 6 лет назад +1394

    "You better check your tone girl. Get your inside voice on before I put your a$$ outside.." Classic! I still say that to this day!

  • @asheylarry8213
    @asheylarry8213 6 лет назад +677

    I'm dead when Leonard closes the door and looks outside

  • @HolyCanoley
    @HolyCanoley 6 лет назад +686

    This sketch belongs in the Library of Congress. Must be preserved and enjoyed by all humanity in perpetuity.

    • @kazan9962
      @kazan9962 6 лет назад +9

      Yes!!! It is THAT good!

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 6 лет назад +2

      Perpetuity. U are a fool 4 real. Lol

    • @madcrabber1113
      @madcrabber1113 5 лет назад +2

      All of the seasons and all of the episodes!

    • @BrandiFrench08
      @BrandiFrench08 5 лет назад

      Kathleen Sauser t

    • @lisacjlm
      @lisacjlm 5 лет назад

      😃😃😃😃😃😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 Presevered!

  • @JillCheese
    @JillCheese Год назад +39

    Every once in a while, I say, "Ggggg G-Unit!" "Ggggg GETCHO ahh in the car!" & "TIME OUT!"

  • @kub786
    @kub786 7 лет назад +689

    "Do u mind if I turn off this rnb music? I kinda wanna hear u ..breathing"
    LMAOOO😭😭😭

    • @apimpnamedslickback8519
      @apimpnamedslickback8519 7 лет назад +16

      Keith Brown Trill Shit

    • @ValosarX
      @ValosarX 6 лет назад +28

      His portrayal of a white man was 100% dead on, we all fuck through to pee hole and get off on the breathing!

    • @docducttape9270
      @docducttape9270 6 лет назад +10

      Valosar Aria Nah cuz,. that's just you. You a freakazoid.

    • @a016202
      @a016202 6 лет назад +2

      Valosar Aria
      Not in my house.

    • @paradigmwolf4694
      @paradigmwolf4694 6 лет назад +7

      I don't fuck through a pee hole or fuck music-less to hear breathing.... but I do like the silence so I can hear it all.

  • @EvilSinReaper
    @EvilSinReaper 5 лет назад +3615

    I don't smell no dinner cooking, go on and make some grits🤣🤣🤣

  • @setokaiba6436
    @setokaiba6436 5 лет назад +1175

    T I T T Y R E S I D U E 😂😂😂

  • @michaellee8815
    @michaellee8815 6 месяцев назад +17

    Daves white guy impression is one of my favorite things

  • @chasedunagan
    @chasedunagan 7 лет назад +286

    FINALLY these are on RUclips. Only took 10 years...

    • @King_of_Africa
      @King_of_Africa 7 лет назад +20

      They riding off Netflix hype

    • @Kingolimar354
      @Kingolimar354 7 лет назад

      Why did it take so long?

    • @CostlyChris
      @CostlyChris 7 лет назад +10

      Comedy Central isn't happy about Dave leaving their channel. They would be happy to bury him but the man won't die. This is pure capitalism, Netflix special = need to redirected views while seeming like they aren't mad at him or tried to blacklist him.

    • @yam83
      @yam83 7 лет назад

      They're trying to pre-empt Chappelle's 2 new New Year's Eve specials on Netflix. Especially The Bird Revelation which is raw and intimate as hell. It's the best stuff he's ever done so far.

    • @D0doubleD
      @D0doubleD 7 лет назад

      you know you guys, including me, are giving comedy central money for watching these? The same people that wanted to suck all that money from their bottom b*tch which led Dave to have to leave for South Africa? Exactly what he was talking about in his new special and now even after 10 years they still riding their b*tch.

  • @ts3-carlosmarin22
    @ts3-carlosmarin22 5 лет назад +389

    "Yes, I would like that very much" hahaha 😂 so polite

  • @Dee-bv6xi
    @Dee-bv6xi 7 лет назад +316

    5:45 "Bitch I'll never forgive you for this" - Dave Chappelle

    • @greatgreatgrindfather335
      @greatgreatgrindfather335 7 лет назад +2

      Dee That's how the Mike Tyson and Robin Givens interview shoulda went...bitch! I'll never forgive you for this!

  • @negano5654
    @negano5654 2 года назад +22

    "Now, i've heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth." 😆😆😆

  • @jonathanjollimore7156
    @jonathanjollimore7156 3 года назад +2109

    Dave's so poorly applied white face always makes me smile

    • @opinionatortv6457
      @opinionatortv6457 3 года назад +1

      Isn't whiteface racist? Oh no, Dave's gonna get cancelled again

    • @canwetalk9992
      @canwetalk9992 3 года назад +37

      @@opinionatortv6457 “Whiteface” does not exist.

    • @natalieshilariouscritters5580
      @natalieshilariouscritters5580 3 года назад +25

      The freaking best was the white people magazine 😆😆😆

    • @jackhamm5554
      @jackhamm5554 2 года назад +7

      I was laughing at that too.

    • @hoesmad1456
      @hoesmad1456 2 года назад +41

      @@canwetalk9992 Does blackface exist?

  • @theamericanfolklore2799
    @theamericanfolklore2799 4 года назад +1787

    The kid who was left in the hood, became eminem.

    • @dylanfarnum4121
      @dylanfarnum4121 4 года назад +15

      I've seen multiple comments saying this, I don't think it's that funny, eminem isnt the first white person from an urban background. However, it is funny in an ironic way because Eminem signed 50 cent to shady records, his own imprint of interscope records. Eminem and 50 then constructed 50s own stable of talented but lesser known rappers called g unit. So it's funny that people keep saying its eminem, considering that the kid says hes listening to 50 cent and then says g unit.

    • @ianturnbow7011
      @ianturnbow7011 4 года назад +3

      Kai McCook
      Yet they wouldn’t sign Danny Brown because his jeans were too tight. They wanted him to conform to their aesthetic of baggy pants and work boots. Their loss led to our and Danny’s benefit.

    • @kellyannearcher968
      @kellyannearcher968 4 года назад +1

      Best comment ever!

    • @ricchy404
      @ricchy404 4 года назад +2

      The confused about Hitman 2 guy bruh it’s neva tht deep fawk nigga

    • @jordanllamas9264
      @jordanllamas9264 4 года назад +1

      It’s logic

  • @rizelmicro-of-macro-hs1dl
    @rizelmicro-of-macro-hs1dl Год назад +64

    The way he closed the door and peaked out the window 🪟 makes me laugh from the bottom of my spine 😂

  • @evanbrady7
    @evanbrady7 4 года назад +9391

    I love this so much because it’s equally offensive to everyone. And the racial jokes don’t all come from pure hate

    • @akmhd
      @akmhd 4 года назад +274

      Yet there are still going to be dumbasses who are going to take clips out of context and say, "Dave Chappelle is cancelled, ooh give me virtue points."

    • @evanbrady7
      @evanbrady7 4 года назад +37

      AKMH7 so true!!!

    • @DD-ok1md
      @DD-ok1md 4 года назад +12

      Apologize

    • @Elmo914
      @Elmo914 4 года назад +103

      I found the white skits so fucking funny.

    • @evanbrady7
      @evanbrady7 4 года назад +4

      Look at This I’m sorry 🙁

  • @richardd2887
    @richardd2887 2 года назад +42

    "I smell your light sabre" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @irnbrewhaha
      @irnbrewhaha 8 месяцев назад +10

      I like to embarrass my gf by randomly saying this to her in public.

    • @eccentricaste3232
      @eccentricaste3232 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Anon19038
    @Anon19038 5 лет назад +435

    G-g-g-g-g-g G UNIT LMFAO😂🐐🐐

  • @paige4128
    @paige4128 4 года назад +63

    "You betta check ya tone, girl. Put yo inside voice on before I put yo ass outside." LOL LOL LOL!!!!

  • @sofakingraw4149
    @sofakingraw4149 4 года назад +3608

    I walked in the house and told my girl “I dont smell no dinner cooking” and she told me “You better keep your inside voice on before your ass be outside”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hunterdamajikk8639
    @hunterdamajikk8639 Год назад +13

    The way he tells her to go make some grits always kills me for some reason😂😂

  • @ryanpearsall1499
    @ryanpearsall1499 7 лет назад +183

    "I've heard of trimming the hedges, but you've scorched the earth!"

  • @Mypersonalwatchchannel
    @Mypersonalwatchchannel 6 лет назад +802

    "Can i call you daddy?"
    Hell nah only yo mama calls me daddy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EchoRhythmMusic
    @EchoRhythmMusic 6 лет назад +545

    “G-g-g-g-getcho azz in the car”

  • @aryashatraw2821
    @aryashatraw2821 2 года назад +10

    The way he looked out the window as he locked the door was the funniest part 🤣.

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline 7 лет назад +7101

    LOOOL I wasn't expecting him to play the dad in both families 😂😂😂

  • @frankborder
    @frankborder 5 лет назад +6226

    I feel like this whole skit was engineered so that Chapelle could voice his actual complaints about the white bar soap phenomenon and so that he could say titty residue

    • @sabsays4091
      @sabsays4091 5 лет назад +287

      This is a very specific reason, yet also really reasonable.

    • @carolinapanther1762
      @carolinapanther1762 5 лет назад +55

      frankborder yea that titty residue was funny

    • @brocowsci
      @brocowsci 5 лет назад +114

      That bar soap shit is nasty, ur suposed to put a rag around it but most don't lol pubic hairs

    • @aden1833
      @aden1833 5 лет назад +46

      I laughed so hard at this and ‘titty residue’ is now my favorite phrase 😂

    • @Tozzie50
      @Tozzie50 5 лет назад +2

      LMAO it has to be

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 2 года назад +41

    "only your mom calls me daddy"😭

  • @holzensbauer_ynwa
    @holzensbauer_ynwa 5 лет назад +237

    That looking out of the window after he locks the door always cracks me up

    • @lokumftw2621
      @lokumftw2621 5 лет назад +5

      A true person from the hood... 😁

  • @GursharanKaur-oq6sz
    @GursharanKaur-oq6sz 7 лет назад +102

    "Wtf is a parsnip." 😂😂😂

  • @makeupmommy7868
    @makeupmommy7868 3 года назад +186

    “Can I call you daddy?”
    “Hell no, only ya mama calls me daddy”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deontajavier7836
    @deontajavier7836 2 года назад +20

    2:45 T-MART 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jammer910z
    @jammer910z 6 лет назад +259

    I've heard of trimmin' the hedges...
    But, DAMN GIRL... you done scorched the earth!
    I smell ya light saber

  • @89DrFunk
    @89DrFunk 5 лет назад +1016

    "Just to let you know Todd normally do the dishes after dinner" Lenard: Just to let you know his ass will be back on April 13" 💀😭

  • @evergreatest9144
    @evergreatest9144 7 лет назад +276

    “Is it okay if I call you Mr. D” “deeez nuts” lmao

  • @alanj7306
    @alanj7306 Год назад +24

    This is one of my favorite skits. I was in 11th and 12th grades when the Chappelle Show came out. What an awesome time to grow up. I’m still hooked on his comedy.

  • @grantjohnson952
    @grantjohnson952 4 года назад +81

    "Do you mind if I turn off this R & B music? I kinda wanna hear you breathing."
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @alexisroberts9871
    @alexisroberts9871 6 лет назад +444

    Black Chappelle “Ion smell no dinner cooking, now gone head & cook sum grits” lmao 😂😂😂

  • @dominiqueweston2274
    @dominiqueweston2274 6 лет назад +2615

    Use ya inside voice before I put ya outside 😂😂🤣

  • @zablonkirera2689
    @zablonkirera2689 2 года назад +9

    😂😂😂After suspiciously looking out of window, he hugs her and then says "i don't smell no dinner cooking" 😂😂😂

  • @jamalmusa9736
    @jamalmusa9736 6 лет назад +429

    “New 50 Cent. I’m from the streets. Gggg Unit!” Then takes him to the hood. Ggggood bye.😂

    • @shelsparkle2691
      @shelsparkle2691 6 лет назад +9

      Jamal Hugon so they never let him come back

    • @estieeu2364
      @estieeu2364 6 лет назад +12

      Ggggg get your ass in the car😂😂😂

    • @rayman1269
      @rayman1269 6 лет назад +1

      Estiee Udo lmaoooooooo

    • @andrewortiz9226
      @andrewortiz9226 5 лет назад

      Gggggg get yo ass in da car!!! Lmao

  • @mattsharpe2861
    @mattsharpe2861 6 лет назад +217

    “I don’t smell no dinner cookin” 😆😆😆

  • @Metaphix
    @Metaphix 6 лет назад +526

    "i kinda want to hear you.... breathing.. " lmfao

  • @jaygarcia9477
    @jaygarcia9477 2 года назад +66

    Dave is hilarious. Love all his work. 👍🙂

  • @ColdDream224
    @ColdDream224 7 лет назад +225

    "Welp, just so you know his ass will be back April 13th." Lmaooo

    • @toolofbordem
      @toolofbordem 7 лет назад +20

      "Use your inside tone girl or I'll put your ass outside"

    • @crimsonknight5575
      @crimsonknight5575 7 лет назад

      Bryan: April 15th.. xD

  • @Getbaddudes
    @Getbaddudes 5 лет назад +94

    “I smell your lightsaber.” Lmao

  • @boxer12350
    @boxer12350 6 лет назад +491

    Dave Chapelle in white face may be the literal funniest thing ever

    • @josephdawson4877
      @josephdawson4877 6 лет назад

      Ntghh
      Wdcjxt ftffc7aa.Jaoas
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    • @Holyrollah
      @Holyrollah 6 лет назад +5

      It was a "sarcastic" white face

    • @gregdubya1993
      @gregdubya1993 6 лет назад +1

      @@Holyrollah it was hilarious...i know that.

    • @DMRCapitalHill
      @DMRCapitalHill 6 лет назад +1

      Josh Cohen I know right

    • @KRIS-sh8wp
      @KRIS-sh8wp 6 лет назад +1

      EPIC !!!!! #kmsl😂💃😆😹👏🙋😂💫👌💙

  • @Smubanga
    @Smubanga 2 года назад +84

    2:37 So this is where the "white people" magazine meme originated from. 😂😂😂

  • @gustavorivera7083
    @gustavorivera7083 5 лет назад +84

    “And if I find you going through my stuff I’m gonna beat ya in ya ass” Best part of the skit 😂

  • @nathanielalexanderkristens2825
    @nathanielalexanderkristens2825 5 лет назад +506

    "The name's Leonard Washington. Where I'm from... is a little town called non of your god damn business."

    • @colvincruden9608
      @colvincruden9608 4 года назад +4

      WHAT’CHU WAITIN’ FOR COOL B❓
      GET BUCK NAKED RIGHT NOW.
      GET IT OFF SON 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @desmondkelly5178
      @desmondkelly5178 4 года назад +4

      Colvin Cruden cool breeze*

    • @colvincruden9608
      @colvincruden9608 4 года назад +1

      desmond kelly
      Really, oké my bad man.
      English is not my first language.
      What does cool breeze means?

  • @slaphead8835
    @slaphead8835 2 года назад +17

    The little kid saying "Deez Nutz" is the funniest part of this hilarious skit!