Had a Drug NCO in Germany used to grab me to go witness a urine test everytime I walked past his office. The donor rinsed the bottle off one day before he handed it to me, Drug guy lost his mind......EEWWWWW, Gross why'd you do that to me??? Hey it was just water but it won't be next time I'm stuck doing your job....last collection I was forced to witness for not telling everybody else about his paranoia of a wet bottle.
Worked for a HMO in LA in the 1980's. One of my co-workers had been mistreated by a clinic nurse and was in tears at her desk. A couple of days later I went to same clinic and was handed the cup. Went in the bathroom, poured a bottle of apple juice in it, took it back. She made an offhanded remark about how cloudy it was. I turned around, held the cup up to the light and said: "You're right, it is cloudy. Let me run it through again." I drank the entire cup; she ran for the bathroom. Bernie would still be laughing at that.
It’s only funny when it happens to men, laugh about a women and it’s a problem, interesting considering women initiate domestic violence the majority of the time, but no one wants to talk about that
@@theJuicmanisbak yep and I think comics get a pass, unless they go too far. I think Bernie would have been like Dave C. "No One is immune. I'm gonna talk about EVERBODY"!
This is why many men are no longer interested in relationships, keep it casual and make sure she take her daily birth control pills in front of you that you buy and give her. If she dont want it, end the relationship
bernie has always been in my comedy top three, but i cant even front katt reminded me how much this brother deserved every dollar accolade and award and brought me back
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He was truly one of many KINGS!!! I always loved Bernie style, he kept it real rather you wanted to hear or not!!! A great man missed but never forgotten!!!! Thanks for the vid
bernie will always be "uncle Bern" to the black community. becuz he's that funny uncle that every black family has. But also the one we always lose . Dearly missed, especially at the cookout and family reunion.
Specifically the black community. No other community has funny uncles. None. They the only ones with cookouts and that miss family members that passed to
The dude is a walking stereotype - which is why he was easily the best when he was at his best. Nobody ever really nailed that part the way he did, and it's what makes these performances so rich. IMO anyway. I'm not exactly a professional critic.
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I think what set Bernie apart was how he made it feel like a intimate gathering of friends. Like he would make eye contact with individual members of the audience like he was talking to them directly and it made you feel like a small gathering of friends
He is believable in many ways, I feel the same when watching this clip. I think that says a lot about his performance. It reminds me of the good old days.
I miss him so much! He was truly iconic ! There will never be another !
Exactly!!
Trueeeee
Some milk and cookies.....
There already is my boy lol Dave chapelle
I love your statement. Nothing but the truth.
That joke about the lady and the urine got me to tears then, and still does it now! 🤣 RIP big baby!
“The mfer fell out…..F-- em!!”
@@steverogers7601😂
Had a Drug NCO in Germany used to grab me to go witness a urine test everytime I walked past his office. The donor rinsed the bottle off one day before he handed it to me, Drug guy lost his mind......EEWWWWW, Gross why'd you do that to me??? Hey it was just water but it won't be next time I'm stuck doing your job....last collection I was forced to witness for not telling everybody else about his paranoia of a wet bottle.
Had me crying with the apple juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Worked for a HMO in LA in the 1980's. One of my co-workers had been mistreated by a clinic nurse and was in tears at her desk. A couple of days later I went to same clinic and was handed the cup. Went in the bathroom, poured a bottle of apple juice in it, took it back. She made an offhanded remark about how cloudy it was. I turned around, held the cup up to the light and said: "You're right, it is cloudy. Let me run it through again." I drank the entire cup; she ran for the bathroom. Bernie would still be laughing at that.
@@allanbard6048lmaoooooooo let me run it though again is hilarious 😂
@@mightylaser0000 Thanks. True story, one of my better passive/aggressive moves.
@@allanbard6048 I bet she didn't do THAT shit anymore.
@@allanbard6048this is funny. 😂
Only Bernie Mac can talk about spousal abuse... and somehow make it hilarious AF! 😂👍
Exactly
It’s only funny when it happens to men, laugh about a women and it’s a problem, interesting considering women initiate domestic violence the majority of the time, but no one wants to talk about that
@@dandub that is true
“I backed up off her punk ass” 💀
This man was a GOAT, gone too soon.
@@tevinpayne3076 it must have felt good cuz my ass start bouncing. LMMFAO
“It must’ve felt real good cuz I hopped” 🤣🤣🤣
Mf’n pretrial was crazy
His face expressions, body language and speech when he does a black woman are absolute gold.
Few people have “IT”; most people don’t; Bernie had “IT”…he was so talented and is so missed.
He really did. Made people laugh without effort.
"Few people have it, most people dont" when you tryna hit a word count on an essay
Bernie is/was both the BEST and greatest to ever do it. #TakeMeBack
SAME BULLSUGAR
Bernie’s delivery had no equal, absolutely legendary. It’s sad, imagine what he’d do if he was here now
I don't think he would've been able to adapt, sadly. He cared NOTHING about PC 😁 Definitely one of my faves tho!!!
@@tiki2027Screw PC. That ain’t worth adapting to.
Ya'll know he would have been cancelled, quit playing 😆. Sad world we live in
Honestly, he'd probably end up like Dave Chappelle... "cancelled" but still selling shows.
He wouldn't have been phased I don't think
@@theJuicmanisbak yep and I think comics get a pass, unless they go too far. I think Bernie would have been like Dave C. "No One is immune. I'm gonna talk about EVERBODY"!
lmaoo needed this after a stressful day. RIP Bernie!
God bless you and your family 🙏🏾
@@xavierrichardson461 aaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaaaaaà1 afterqq
Yesssss!
Same
This is why many men are no longer interested in relationships, keep it casual and make sure she take her daily birth control pills in front of you that you buy and give her. If she dont want it, end the relationship
I fell out at "I hopped" 😂😂😂 RIP Bernie
I am Hollering 😂😂
That's legit when you punch somebody then you hopped. Got that rhythm in you.😂 RIP Bernie
"Something I wanna tell ya". That face is dead on. Hilarious
I still call him, Uncle Bernie❤️. His stage presence, anecdotes and body language will remain LEGENDARY 🎤
*anecdotes
@@denimchicken104 Thank you sir, I stand to be corrected 🙏🏽
THE APPLE JUICE JOKE WAS HILARIOUS!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Those eyes and those facial expressions get you every time.
Lol here after the Kat Williams podcast with Shannon Sharpe😅
Yep. The true original king of comedy
🤡🤡
thee king@deicide3821
bernie has always been in my comedy top three, but i cant even front katt reminded me how much this brother deserved every dollar accolade and award and brought me back
Wait can any of yiu tell me quickly a summary of how this or that is related, if it is too much to tell, I will just go watch the video, what is the title of the video so I can search it up?
He was truly one of many KINGS!!! I always loved Bernie style, he kept it real rather you wanted to hear or not!!! A great man missed but never forgotten!!!! Thanks for the vid
He is so miss
Whether. Not rather. (I'm on a crusade.)
I wonder how he would do now with cNcel culture crazy mentality.
Today's society will not survive Bernie and I'm glad I got to enjoy this man's experience
Right!!!
Which is funny, because Bernie Mac in my mind was actually the kind of stuff that made everybody feel good back in the day.
I'm glad I was able to enjoy delirious at 6 before this sensitive ass generation came to fruition
Bruh people make riskier jokes these days stawp it
Bernie Mac still makes me laugh. I don’t care how old this video gets I’m always going to come back and laugh my ass off 😂
ME TOO.!!!
Makes my heart soar seeing all them BLK folks laughing together….
I miss Bernie Mac. His TV show was one of the best ever. Always fresh, always funny. And Wanda was so fine.
Wanda was indeed fine.
@@MaalyB26 YES LAWD!
Bernie was raw and unfiltered. Rest in peace King.
Bernie is the legend that paid the price for the other 3 kings. Bernie was the king, not Steve.
FACTS!!!!!
Indeed.
Amen!!
Easily the funniest of the 4
He is the funniest but steve funny too
4:51 “She a shit keeper upper” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
"habitual line stepper"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ArtietheArchon hahaha thats the first thought that came to my mind
I died on that part
Like singing a song ain't "no body fucking with you"😂😂
So much heart and soul. He can have you laughing one minute and crying another. A true artist.
Bernie Mac was savage! He was one of my dad's favorites. Mac was gone too soon!
“Shit keeper upper” 😂😂 Rest up Mac
Didn’t know Bernie on his prime. I was still young but watching his comedy compared to others , he definitely the king , 👑 the goat 🐐
Bernie never lied about the truth, you know auntie is sour
These Kids Gone Tell U About Ur Self No Matter Where U Are Or Who U With 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"It must've felt good cuz I hopped...." 😂😂😂😂 Uncle Bernie you are truly missed!
bernie will always be "uncle Bern" to the black community.
becuz he's that funny uncle that every black family has. But also the one we always lose . Dearly missed, especially at the cookout and family reunion.
I am not black neither american yet Bernie my uncle.
I’m white af but I had an uncle just like this, Eastern European mfs don’t play 😅
Specifically the black community. No other community has funny uncles. None. They the only ones with cookouts and that miss family members that passed to
The dude is a walking stereotype - which is why he was easily the best when he was at his best. Nobody ever really nailed that part the way he did, and it's what makes these performances so rich.
IMO anyway. I'm not exactly a professional critic.
@@RedlineA2Y145 lol you definitely didnt
He never failed!! Laughing bc his facial expressions and gesture. He is/was truly the King of Comedy.
Bernie has his own style of comedy
Whenever I don't feel like going to work I watch me some Bernie Mac and he make the day a little lighter. Miss The Mac Man. The King of Comedy
Me too bruhhhh
We lost him way too soon! Love ya bro!
The true king of comedy 😂RIP big Mack you are the greatest!!!
Who’s here after Katt’s interview on CSS?😎
Me😅
I am.
I AM. 😂😂😂😂 a rap artist.
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You psychic
a true comedian where the jokes dont give a damn where it is its going to land even if you dont like it or not, bernie mac never to be forgotten
Katt William brought me here. Long live legend ✊
Its not the jokes its the delivery Bernie was and still is the king.
“It must’ve felt good cause I hopped” 🤣🤣
Bernie Mac! A TRUE LEGEND!
Gone too soon!!!!!!!
Starting to feel he's still alive..I always watch something new..Long Live Bernie🙏✌️
I admit.......I LAUGHED so damn hard at this, i had tears in my eyes. 😂😂
I need to see the whole show…I love Bernie Mac 🤣😂😂
Like fr
Yessir 😂
I'm SCREAMING...We miss you, Bernie! You will always be known as one of the greatest...🖤👑
yo when he started singing ain't nobody fuccin witchu 🤣 😭 😂 💀
Bernie is definitely in my Top 5 of 10 of greatest comedians of all time. He is truly missed.
I haven’t been rolling weak of laughter like this in long time brought back the 2000s vibe RIP Bernie man
legendary. rip to one of the greatest comedians ever
I had forgotten how hilarious he was. Total genius!
Was only fifty. Could have gotten so much more from him regarding his humor. RIP great one. 🙏
Bernie Mac....one of my favorites of all time. His stand ups had us screamin 🤣. Miss him greatly.
truly legendary, one of the greatest comedians of all times...R.I.P KING 😎🤣🙏🏼
When I'm feeling a bit sideways, Bernie sets me straight! Makes me laugh every time! RIP Bernie!!!!
This is too funny. Not too many comedians can actually make me laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣
One of the only comedians of his time that could just talk to you and have you busting a gut. RIP
My favorite comedian ever! Nobody could make me laugh the way Bernie Mac did. R.I.P. Bernie Mac!
A true legend 😂😂I swear in this day and age you can’t be that honest as a comedian. He did like no other❤
This video was 7:06. That is exactly how long I laughed and had the biggest grin on my face. 😂😂😂
His TV series showed me what a great person he was. He wasn't just acting, he was the real thing. Miss him a lot.
I've heard this Thousand times, but I STILL LAUGH Hard as hell😭😭😭❤❤❤❤RIP TO BERNIE REST IN PEACE
Loved his standup, his tv show and his many cameos. He is sorely missed.
He'll never be forgotten and FOREVER, TRULY missed! I cried like this man was my uncle, he was just that damn good!!‼️💯🎯🥰🥰
Greatest of all time 👑
I think what set Bernie apart was how he made it feel like a intimate gathering of friends. Like he would make eye contact with individual members of the audience like he was talking to them directly and it made you feel like a small gathering of friends
He is believable in many ways, I feel the same when watching this clip.
I think that says a lot about his performance. It reminds me of the good old days.
Some comedians make you smile, chuckle etc but this right here makes you laugh out loud! This was good! 😂
That lil "ain't nobody fuckin witchu" may have been the inspiration for "I don't fuck with you" by big Sean lolol
This is natural funniness.
“It must’ve felt good cos I hopped back” somebody get me off the floor😂😂😂
I love this dude so damn much! Miss him and Robin Harris 👑👑 champions & kings!!
He is the best! If he was still alive I definitely would be at his show
You tube finally had a solid recommendation, we miss you Bernie RIP❤️
A king of comedy for a reason
Truly missed!!! Bernie was the man!!!!
God thank you for giving us Bernie Mac. One of the greatest to have done it. Thanks for the laughs.
The one entertainer that i really miss, have to watch his video every month
The jump back was hilarious 😂 dawg looked like a real boxer
I did audience work for family feud at universal & Steve Harvey said this was his personal favorite comedian to work with
Ironic
Steve Harvey is a backstabbing liar! He was jealous of Bernie Mac & tried to steal his job !
Omg all these years later, and this clip still hits just as hard as when I was a kid😂😂
Damn I miss you Bernie!❤❤❤
Rest in heaven Bernie Mac lord I miss him 😢
I always Laugh out loud at his jokes, he was a master at the craft
It Must've Felt Good Cuz I Hopped 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He Snapped
Miss his comedy. He was one of the best.
bernie might be the inspo for big sean’s “idfwu” song😭
Yo I thought the same thing when I heard that line.
Thought the same thing
The king of comedy
Bernie was truly a King! There is no one who can equal Bernie Mac!
I miss you Sir B Mac
Still making me laugh hard
When life has me down
Blessings to your family
Damn,I miss this man!! 😂😂😂😂
Long live the Mac man 🔥💯❤
Oohhh I needed this. I miss Mac so much. He was awesome!
Legendary, got mad love for him. His art remains an inspiration, a maker of a smile and more . ❤
RIP Comedy G.O.A.T!🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I laughed out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣May Bernie Mac Rest In Peace
One of the best comedians ever
Wishing the KING OF COMEDY, THE BERNIE MAC, a peaceful journey 🙏🙏. We miss you!
6:21 ain’t nobody f**** withcuuu ain’t nobody f**** f**** 😂😂😂😂
This had me WEAK🤣🤣🤣 RIP Bernie Mac!!
I love me some Bernie and I miss him so much RIH Bernie you was the BEST
THE GOAT BERNIE MACK….I MISS HIM… BUT I AM SO HONORED AND HAPPY THAT I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE HIM AS I GREW UP😊