I got terminated one time from a temp position in 2014. Wife didn’t have a job at the time, 3 year old at the house. They let me go, my wife cried, and I told her “it’s ok, we are going to survive this.” Life is so good y’all. I completely turned that thing around, and God Almighty was with me the whole time. Be blessed.
I saw someone else tell this joke, don't remember who or what year. While its possible they might have took it from SH its unlikely given he was already a big name.
This hits different as an adult today😂. It was funny as a kid but hilarious now. My supervisor walks & talks just like Tom. I’m only hear again because I got that call to the office & thought I was going to have to act like Willie 😂
A black guy I work with told me the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Another black guy quit his job. I asked Anthony about it and asked if he put in his two weeks notice. He laughed and said, “hell naw that’s a white thang... black folks don’t give a two weeks notice.” I asked why and he said, “do they give you a two weeks notice when they fire yo ass?” 😂😂😂
Honestly tho I was gonna quit this telemarketing job I fucking hated like an hour before I quit my manager Calls me back and says yeah we can’t afford you anymore so you gotta scram cat. Shit pisssssed me off i honestly don’t know why I fucking hated that place.
The real nerdy oversized ones with glasses; yeah. But mine was a f'n drill sergeant from Vietnam. I wish I could see Steve Harvey do a skit about that one 😂
In May 2008, I was told by my Supervisor that the big boss suggested I find another job, and the Supervisor said it with kind of a smirky smile on his face, expecting me to be all shocked and saddened, but I wasn't. I simply said "OK, I'll start looking." Two hours later I had a job interview. Three days later I had the job. My old job was a government contractor position. The new job was a Government Contractual Evaluator, directly over the contractor company that had just let me go. When they found out, the former big boss called my new Govt Boss and said; "Oh, you don't want him." to which my new Govt Boss replied, "Well, that's exactly why we hired him." I am still there today, July 2021, evaluating the same contract work. And the former big boss, and the Supervisor? Both were let go about a year later for inappropriate comments on the job, fired by their bosses. Two Morals of the story: Never give up, and Don't be a dick. :0)
At one of my past jobs a buddy of mine there caught me as I was coming in to work and pulled me to the side to tell me the boss was going to fire me that day. I knew it was coming so it was no surprise. But immediately after he told me I went into my boss office and gave him my two weeks notice with his secretary as a witness. He said I can't give him a two weeks notice he was going to fire me at the end of the day. Well I told him it's still morning and here is my two weeks notice. It was perfect I got an extra 2 weeks pay even though I wasn't allowed at the office. I got paid to sit home for 2 weeks which was perfect because I was able to find a new job during that time. And the buddy that gave me a heads up I treated him to wings and beer.
That’s awesome. The only thing is if this is in the states keep in mind you forfeited unemployment benefits if you had needed them by quitting instead of being fired.
E A Same in Australia but if you wanna work, 2 weeks is enough time to get a job. Tough shit if you wanna sit on ur ass on the dole (unemployment benefits) so yes, ya need to get sacked (fired). Personally I’d rather have a job & self respect.
Rule one: whenever you fire someone, don't ever do it in front of their peers. Do it after work, when it's just the manager and the fired employee and security if you need it. Let the person fired walk out the door with respect.
I got fired over the phone once, my manager told me to bring my keys in the next day. Then they wouldn't even let me inside, like I was going to shoot the place up. I laughed and thanked them for letting me go.
@@elithegifted9389 love these American being fired stories, in Ireland you just work up the hours left and you don't waste your energy on anything else, just take your last payment and go, all the drama isn't worth it 🤣🤣🤣
@@irishcountrygirl78 the thing is they made it more then it was by humiliating you in front of everyone like you some child, it's really pathetic, and the reason they fire you is bull shit on top of itself
@@elithegifted9389 yes l get that, that rarely happened here, usually a crappy boss got walked out on and found it harder and harder to get employees, word travels fast "he's a hard man to stomach" people would say etc.. People avoided a bad boss and so it backfired to humiliate workers, because they went ejse where, but these bosses sadly still exist and take pleasure in embarrassing an employee. It is pathetic. They must be very unhappy people.
I've done that too! Got called into a meeting and was just like "you might as well fire me now..." I didnt get fired, but the same day of the meeting, I walked out afterwards lol
Getting Fired is one of the most embarrassing, depressing, and denigrating experiences that this life has to offer. Whether in the sanitized offices of a hospital or the putrid grounds of the city dump, it is demoralizing.
You nailed it it can be very crippling depending on the situation I walked into my job one day after 24 years with the same company was fired never saw it coming and that's what made it worse I remember when they told me the whole world stopped spinning for a minute I was at a loss I couldn't process what I was hearing afterwards I went into about a depression for a while what's slowly but surely I started to realize there's life outside of what I had
I was being severely harassed at work by my head of department for sometime, without being able to defend myself. All I could do was to ensure that I gave him no reason to pick on the quality of my work and so I became meticulously proficient at all aspects of my job. Still the harassment continued and my stress levels shot to the roof with direct consequences on my physical and mental health. I finally decided to use two weeks of my holidays entitlement just to look for another job. I started on Monday and by Wednesday, just two days later, I had an interview and was offered a Job in a Well known company that offered me a starting salary of twice as much as I was getting in my current job. Nedless to say that by Thursday I have handed over my notice, while still on leave, which gave me Much Pleasure. On my last day at work, when my hypocrit on a manader and the rest of the department gathered to make a fuss and give a present, I finished my job and unbeknownst to them I exited the building, leaving them all standing there waiting for me for a good half an hour or so until they finally realised that I had long gone. The best thing is that, the entire company got to know about it and they became the but of all jokes for a long time. I stayed in my new job for 16 good years, before cordially moving on to do even better.
Yeah, someone might start thinking the his current job is very important, but the thing is, when you change work, you learn different ways of doing things, which is a skill by itself.
When they fired my co-worker Dajuan, they had security here. Keep in mind WE DONT HAVE SECURITY. i guess they called a security company for just that one day....LOL
Yeah. It’s because his name was fuckin Dajuan. You can always tell how easily someone is gonna go down by their name. Malcolm, Jim and Tyrone grew up with fathers and a sense of shame...they’ll have a new job next week. Teshawn, Dajuan and 6969paul grew up in a single room with their one single aunt and they’re alllll comin back with their cousins
I got fired yesterday. The only person that did not steal equipment or material from the workplace. Fired because of lack of liquidity in these hard times here in Italy. My employer's son got hired after me and he has no experience at all and he Is staying. Life is not fair sometimes. Whatever, I'll find another job. Great stuff I laughed a lot. Three months later edit: I moved to Milan with my woman. I have found a new job. It Is not easy but I don't give in. Good luck everybody and thank you for your kind words!!
I got fired and was walked off the premises. I stopped at a red light in Tampa and it hit me like lightning. I will never again have to deal with these people ever again in my life. It made all thr shame and guilt instantly disappear.
Don Juan El Californio There is no political correctness in comedy...How we act in certain situations is freakin' hilarious...Picture us apologizing for THAT😂😂😂
The one time I got fired, I was actually mind blown… I was a deliver driver for an Italian restaurant, and I was the best driver by far. Delivered the most delivery’s, the fastest, at the end of the day I now only had the most delivered in the shortest amount of times made the most money for the restaurant. But there was this phone girl(the ones who hand the drivers the delivery) and she randomly just had an issue with me. They are suppose to hand out the deliveries I order, what driver was waiting next gets them. But she would literally skipped over me to give the biggest deliveries for the most money to one driver she liked, and would give me the bullshit ones, the farthest away, it was so obvious she was doing it on purpose: even the driver she favored(who was my boy) noticed it, all the drivers noticed it. So finally I told the managent. I normally don’t snitch, but you messing with my money, my livelihood. I told them twice, they never did anything. Then one day boss walks in, and in front of everyone goes “yea we won’t be needing you anymore” I was like “are you fucking kidding me? 1 month later they call me asking if I could come back, they fired the phone girl because of all the complaints… I told them to eat a bag of dicks
Workplace ninja. You show up, you nod, you disappear into the crowd. Nobody see you clock in or out, but the system says you're there when you there. Fired? No, that just means leaving work early for day, come back next shift sneakier.
I smiled and told the manager "I should've taken the other offer instead of yours." I had two job offers at the same time. I literally was happy for no reason that day. Hated that manager. Should've sued or got unemployed from that witch.
As a white guy named Willie, I thought Willie being the black guy was hilarious. Made sense though, all the other people I’ve met named Willie have been black.
My issue is you knew you were going to fire me before the workday even started. You could have told me that on the phone, then I wouldn't have wasted the gas coming over there.
Yea that kind of shit I hate. I've had a job where it was a contract and they decided to end it without notice (which is legal as long as you pay in lieu of working notice) anyways I drive 30+ minutes, park in the parking garage (thankfully they paid for that as a perk of being employed there) go in and sit down. Start work and take my first call of the day. As soon as I'm done that I'm taken into a back office and terminated. The only thing I will say is that they paid me in lieu of notice and let me at least go get my car then return the parking pass but Jesus you could have phoned me that morning so I didn't waste an hour total driving there and back.
@@ICONBEAST97 yea and then businesses wonder why former employees will slam them on social media, glassdoor etc. You do things like you just described and it's asking to get dragged for being an asshole business owner
My friend lost his job under the same manner.....he was so livid about it until he watched this clip...Steve had a way of making everyone laugh no matter the circumstance
Absolutely a comedy genius! After what we've been through over the last number of years, its way past time for us to laugh again. Thank you Steve Harvey. Laughter is the best medicine.
I have seen 3 people fired in my lifetime 1 white person 2 black. The HR director and security escorted them off the property 10 min after they were let go. The sad part is they were all tiny women and one of them was elderly. I assume to be fair they treat all the same...but it was hard to see.
Deese Nuts affirmative action requires diversity in the work place. Even if the black guy isn’t qualified he has to get the job. But white People are privileged???
I got fired three years ago because they had me doing everything the supervisor was supposed to do without the pay. Although they didn’t have a supervisor they wouldn’t give me the raise. I was making $14/hr and asked for a $2/hr raised they denied it and fired me because I refused to keep doing the supervisor work. I decided to go back to school and last year I made over 100,000 as a Registered Nurse. Sometimes it’s a blessing in disguise.
"That's bull-SHIT! AYEET, FUCK IT-gimme my check. Gimme my check. Give me my check. Gimme my check. Give. Me. My. Check." That shift from furious to serious... Too perfect 😂😂😂😂
I agree completely. Nowadays people are such sensitive crybabies. The funny thing about race when it comes to comedy is that you could say almost anything to any comic regardless of race, and they would get the joke and laugh. Real comedy transcends race and black comedians get that better than any other.
I had to fire a lady who was smoking crack in the bathroom. She had the nerve to ask if she could continue to work there until she found another job. I felt bad bc I knew she had a young child to take care of, but I couldn't let her stay and continue to smoke crack in the bathroom. Mind you we worked in a small deli AND the attorney general's office was directly next door as well as superior court 2 blocks down. Judges, clerks, and police frequented the deli almost everyday. I hope she got help for her problem.
Sounds like a slap on the wrist, next time you're gone scenario. I mean... she's making sandwiches. Lol and if it was crack she was probably damn good at it. At least for that hour. 😆
@@blakehansen8284Lol! I caught her licking sauce off her fingers after making a pizza cheesesteak sub!!! The owner was standing right beside me, I was totally mortified! I told her dont you EVER do that again!!! Then the owner scolded me saying I was too hard on her and made me apologize. I have hundreds of stories of stupid stuff employees have done, but licking your fingers behind the counter... in full view of customers and smoking crack in the bathroom takes the cake. My boss was a disgusting old pig too!!! (Tons of stories about him too.) I'm glad I abandoned ship, bc his deli's should have been called The Titanic. Have a great day!! :)
@@hookbeak3516 thank you! The deli is no longer in business. First, his bank accounts were frozen for tax evasion, he lost everything including a huge house that he had just built. It's quite sad how his story ended, his adopted daughter, son in law and granddaughter were killed in a car accident. His youngest granddaughter survived, they were good decent people and I'm still heart sick over their passing. His youngest son died of a heroin overdose. The last I heard, he was a dishwasher in a high school cafeteria. I had always hoped his sweet wife Dolores had divorced him for all his infidelity, but I think she stuck it out with him. I hope you have a wonderful holiday hook beak!
I'm white, and when my boss asked me "Can I see you in my office in about 10?" I literally replied; "Can you make it 15? I have a lot to pack." I know this we pre-millennial times but much has changed.
Chelo Mejias that isn’t a joke though. That’s a threat. The only joke here is your comprehension. If someone said something about one of my dead relatives that they thought was funny that’s on them. I don’t get offended by things like that because I’m not easily offended.
You know what's crazy. One time I asked the boss for a raise, and this man said I had to take a drug test cause he though I was high asking for a raise 🤣🤣🤣
The difference is so many jobs are now remote post-Covid. A lot of those firings are now virtual, and bosses have a much easier time knowing they can just chill in their pad, open up a zoom with HR and be on their way. At my last job which went full-remote post Covid, I got the separation form from HR right before the team huddle, and was asked to join an HR zoom chat where my boss was wearing a tank top and didn't say a word other than "hang in there".
@@josefino72 "back when comedians" Comedian *S* Implying that it was more of a norm and prevalent among the majority or large portion of comedians.... I wasn't talking about one guy. Exceptions to everything always exists at least one or two
@@IsraelCountryCube Dark humor has no limit, the limit to dark humor is the level that keeps you the most sane. If you think I'll kill you kids tom is bad, Ive got way worse that has made First Responders of all walks nearly piss themselves.
@@masterenos yeah, humor has no limits. It is to make you laugh, not to be respectable. That’s what people don’t understand, the fact that you can make a joke out of a dark topic and make someone laugh shows that it is still humor.
Here's an ugly truth: Those people that you assume deserve respect, that earned everything they have, well they often don't and didn't. Probably three quarters of the people you meet are incompetent, narcissistic, have no concerns other than themselves, and generally suck. The rest are good people and you can trust them.
Bruh I hate the security thing though because they are not consistently thorough about the fact that you're permanently parting ways - they only care about getting their equipment back if anything but not about ensuring you don't leave anything behind of yours. When I had to get terminated from a position, by the time we walked from the manager's office in the back of the basement and made it all the way out the front door of the building, I realized I'd still left my lunch in the staff refrigerator which was also back down in the basement. They let me go just before it was about to be my lunch break. I still think about that philly cheesesteak to this day, especially because I'd legitimately gotten it from Philly and I was in NY. After that day, it made sense to me why I noticed the staff fridge had accumulated so many unclaimed food items over time that were simply holding up space. It was obviously all meals belonging to people who'd been let go before being able to finally eat that day. I usually don't even get comfortable enough anywhere for it to be possible that anything is left behind - I never get a permanent locker and always try to keep all personal belongings on my person at all times wherever I go in life - but I'd been at this job for over a year and its unique circumstances were such that it was better to bring your own food from home and keep it in their refrigerator than to try to find something to eat when you're already there.
I watched multiple people get fired from a job, no security... the day i got fired 2 security escorted me to the office, then to my locker, then to my car, and followed me off the property. I was cool as a cucumber, and definitely saw it coming. Lol didn't understand the security detail though, still don't.
Its all about vocal delivery, timing, audience response time, some have it, many don't yet still they clutter up the comedy circuit. It's strange they'll survive 20-30 years treading the boards.
@Fullashit Ministries that can't be it . Wearing a mask doesn't stop the spread. It's like wearing nothing. That's been documented and verified. Even that jerk Fauci said it.
That's how they wore it. Original Kings Of Comedy. Steve Cedric Bernie DL. I think Bernie Steve and Cedric were all trying to one up each other on the suits. DL was a little more reserved.
The most important thing that should be on everyone mind currently should be to invest in different sources of income that doesn't depend on the government. Especially with the current economic crisis around the word. This is still a good time to invest in various stocks, Gold, silver and digital currencies.
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I was thinking the same thing when I came to your reply. I truly hope we can return to a mindset where we realize we have much more in common with one another than we’re led to believe.
I got fired from my job this past July, I cried for maybe like 5 minutes and then got over it cuz I was like “thanks the Gods I don’t have to go back there” getting fired really sucks and hits hard when you’re not financially comfortable, but sometimes it’s really a blessing in disguise…
The Holy Trinity is God alone. There never has and never will be another god. God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are God. Not three gods but One. God bless and just letting you know
@@lboysaidy2219 well God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are One. I know it can be confusing but try to understand. They are 3 Divine Persons in One God. That is why They are called the Trinity. Because they together are God but they are all equal
@@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch anything that's confusing has nothing to do with God because God is not the author of confusion. It doesn't make any sense. Come something with logic.
@@lboysaidy2219 Well said, God is not the author of confusion. Christian logic makes three persons "gods" be counted as one "god". Lol. God is not a person, God is not three persons. God is One, there is no other.
I dont mind being fired. What I mind is being fired out of the blue. If my performance has been bad for a while, why the hell am I only hearing it about it at the last minute?
I think when you're gonna get fired it start to rot both ways. Like in a relationship, things start to smell fishy in all directions and when u are actually out you see signs all over the place. Its a two way street
Hey Willie! Can I see you in my office for a moment please? WHAT PHO??? WHAT DA HELL WE GOIN THE OFFICE PHO TOM??? U GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME, U TELL ME RIGHT HERE!!!
I got terminated one time from a temp position in 2014. Wife didn’t have a job at the time, 3 year old at the house. They let me go, my wife cried, and I told her “it’s ok, we are going to survive this.” Life is so good y’all. I completely turned that thing around, and God Almighty was with me the whole time. Be blessed.
Amen!!! Our God will never fail us or leave us it's only us whoever leaves him
Glory to God
sometimes termination isn't the end...it's a new beginning. the job could be holding you back from another career which needs you...
THE NINJACAT certainly in that case. They did me a favor 😂😂😂
🙏🏾🙏🏾
“Can I see you in my office?” has the same vibe as your girlfriend saying, “We...need to talk.”
Nope more like getting called to see the principle. You know that whole walk there you're screwed.
@@masterenos If you're in school but not as an adult.
Facts 😂😭
In your case it would be same vibe as your boyfriend saying, "we need to talk".
I feel em both equally
When he said "I've had 10-11 jobs and been fired 10-11 times"
I felt that
I ain’t black and I felt that lol
I thought he was going to say he's been fired 11teen times 😂😂
😂😂😂
@@Dre_98 neither am I 😂
@@acpfullsends5190 I haven't been fired but got a written warning 2x. 6 months later I dipped with no notice
“They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead . I can’t stop laughing even to this day .
I saw someone else tell this joke, don't remember who or what year. While its possible they might have took it from SH its unlikely given he was already a big name.
This hits different as an adult today😂. It was funny as a kid but hilarious now. My supervisor walks & talks just like Tom. I’m only hear again because I got that call to the office & thought I was going to have to act like Willie 😂
Steve Urkel walk
A black guy I work with told me the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Another black guy quit his job. I asked Anthony about it and asked if he put in his two weeks notice. He laughed and said, “hell naw that’s a white thang... black folks don’t give a two weeks notice.” I asked why and he said, “do they give you a two weeks notice when they fire yo ass?” 😂😂😂
That's exactly why I don't give one.
🤣🤣
It's actually factual and only used for places you want to be hired again with honestly. Fuck allat two week shit
So true lol
I don't quit I just get myself firef
the one time I got fired I never saw it coming, I actually thought the boss was gonna give me praise for a job well done lol
Have you ever worked yourself into getting fired? I ran out of stuff to do after a week... they were expecting it to take a month plus at least. 🥲
@@rachels.9984 People have told me "it's better to look busy, than to finish all your work"
@@romariomejia5396 Wish I'd known that then! XD Very true!
LOL oh shit. that's funny.
@@rachels.9984 That sounds like my security dispatch job! Don't rush, just keep at a steady pace and look busy.
Crazy right?
Getting fired hurts. Even if you hated the job and everyone that worked there, you still feel like shedding a tear when it happens
Nah I’ll be like I’m free
Nah
Honestly tho I was gonna quit this telemarketing job I fucking hated like an hour before I quit my manager Calls me back and says yeah we can’t afford you anymore so you gotta scram cat. Shit pisssssed me off i honestly don’t know why I fucking hated that place.
Everyone wants to leave on their own terms
Lol depends how many times you’ve been around the block
That white boss walk with his ass pinched was ON POINT! 😂😂😂
Fr, the manager at the store I work at always speed walks around the store, he looks like he found a bomb in the store and is trying not to panic
That was a good one 🤣
@@revengeofthenerds4415😂😂😂
The real nerdy oversized ones with glasses; yeah. But mine was a f'n drill sergeant from Vietnam. I wish I could see Steve Harvey do a skit about that one 😂
That’s how people walk when they have a cob up their ass.
In May 2008, I was told by my Supervisor that the big boss suggested I find another job, and the Supervisor said it with kind of a smirky smile on his face, expecting me to be all shocked and saddened, but I wasn't. I simply said "OK, I'll start looking." Two hours later I had a job interview. Three days later I had the job. My old job was a government contractor position. The new job was a Government Contractual Evaluator, directly over the contractor company that had just let me go. When they found out, the former big boss called my new Govt Boss and said; "Oh, you don't want him." to which my new Govt Boss replied, "Well, that's exactly why we hired him." I am still there today, July 2021, evaluating the same contract work. And the former big boss, and the Supervisor? Both were let go about a year later for inappropriate comments on the job, fired by their bosses. Two Morals of the story: Never give up, and Don't be a dick. :0)
Truth Indeed. This is how you do it.
I like your attitude brother. Karma will always deliver
Be nice to people on the way up, because it may bite you on the way down.
That's incredible
Stick it to em! Way to go man.
At one of my past jobs a buddy of mine there caught me as I was coming in to work and pulled me to the side to tell me the boss was going to fire me that day. I knew it was coming so it was no surprise. But immediately after he told me I went into my boss office and gave him my two weeks notice with his secretary as a witness. He said I can't give him a two weeks notice he was going to fire me at the end of the day. Well I told him it's still morning and here is my two weeks notice. It was perfect I got an extra 2 weeks pay even though I wasn't allowed at the office. I got paid to sit home for 2 weeks which was perfect because I was able to find a new job during that time. And the buddy that gave me a heads up I treated him to wings and beer.
Love this! Sometimes you got to play the player!
That’s awesome. The only thing is if this is in the states keep in mind you forfeited unemployment benefits if you had needed them by quitting instead of being fired.
This is the real shit; made me LoL
Nice!
E A Same in Australia but if you wanna work, 2 weeks is enough time to get a job. Tough shit if you wanna sit on ur ass on the dole (unemployment benefits) so yes, ya need to get sacked (fired). Personally I’d rather have a job & self respect.
I nearly forgot Steve Harvey used to have hair on top of his head.
Rite!!!!
@@nicki4905 right *
It was an hair piece not his hair that's why he's bald now
@@ethershakur4768 That was his hair lol
Lmao u shady 😂
Steve rocking Jim Carrey’s suit from The Mask. *”Ssssssmokin’!”* 😂
At least, Steve Harvey ain't wearing the hat nor the green paint on his face to make it look like that.
I though the same.! Exactly
🤣💀♥️
Rule one: whenever you fire someone, don't ever do it in front of their peers. Do it after work, when it's just the manager and the fired employee and security if you need it. Let the person fired walk out the door with respect.
I got fired at home depot in a middle of a shift and my manager had to walk close by me all the way to the exit, was some bullshit
I got fired over the phone once, my manager told me to bring my keys in the next day. Then they wouldn't even let me inside, like I was going to shoot the place up. I laughed and thanked them for letting me go.
@@elithegifted9389 love these American being fired stories, in Ireland you just work up the hours left and you don't waste your energy on anything else, just take your last payment and go, all the drama isn't worth it 🤣🤣🤣
@@irishcountrygirl78 the thing is they made it more then it was by humiliating you in front of everyone like you some child, it's really pathetic, and the reason they fire you is bull shit on top of itself
@@elithegifted9389 yes l get that, that rarely happened here, usually a crappy boss got walked out on and found it harder and harder to get employees, word travels fast "he's a hard man to stomach" people would say etc.. People avoided a bad boss and so it backfired to humiliate workers, because they went ejse where, but these bosses sadly still exist and take pleasure in embarrassing an employee. It is pathetic. They must be very unhappy people.
"What Fo?!?!" *Intensely stares* 😂😂😂
Shyyyyyiiitttt!
😂😂😂😂😂 what fo
Lmao!!!
I've done that too! Got called into a meeting and was just like "you might as well fire me now..." I didnt get fired, but the same day of the meeting, I walked out afterwards lol
I’ve replayed that part about six times 🤣
“Oh Tom, what am I gonna do? What about the mortgage” 😂😂
the kids college funds, 😭😭😅🤣😂💀💀💀💀
Oh Father God
Tamira Knight I'd rather have a mortgage then pay rent
That was funny
@THE TRUTH MATTERS She doesn't have to pay rent. She's got subsidized housing and food stamps.
Getting Fired is one of the most embarrassing, depressing, and denigrating experiences that this life has to offer. Whether in the sanitized offices of a hospital or the putrid grounds of the city dump, it is demoralizing.
It’s also tough for the boss that will deliver the message.
You nailed it it can be very crippling depending on the situation I walked into my job one day after 24 years with the same company was fired never saw it coming and that's what made it worse I remember when they told me the whole world stopped spinning for a minute I was at a loss I couldn't process what I was hearing afterwards I went into about a depression for a while what's slowly but surely I started to realize there's life outside of what I had
@TheLegend-uq1gz True but some could care less.
De... What?!?? I think I need to read that again 👀
It really is.
When I got fired from my first job I asked my boss for a ride home and she ACTUALLY gave me a ride home 😃
Ahh you seem so proud
Was it an akward ride home?
@@anthonyzivalich4962 The answer to that is pretty Obvious, Captain.
@@petrx30 LMAOOOOOOOO
Did you ask her in for coffee ??
Idk how this came in my recommend, but it was worth it. 😂😂
Same
Same
Mee too.
Same
Family Feud maybe ?
“They always walk like somebody pushing them” that had me dead 💀😂😂
So many similarities between 'Willie' and Milton from office space
Katie pelrine I know this
Green31 where u from😘
Green31 Boston
🤣🤣
I was being severely harassed at work by my head of department for sometime, without being able to defend myself. All I could do was to ensure that I gave him no reason to pick on the quality of my work and so I became meticulously proficient at all aspects of my job. Still the harassment continued and my stress levels shot to the roof with direct consequences on my physical and mental health. I finally decided to use two weeks of my holidays entitlement just to look for another job. I started on Monday and by Wednesday, just two days later, I had an interview and was offered a Job in a Well known company that offered me a starting salary of twice as much as I was getting in my current job. Nedless to say that by Thursday I have handed over my notice, while still on leave, which gave me Much Pleasure. On my last day at work, when my hypocrit on a manader and the rest of the department gathered to make a fuss and give a present, I finished my job and unbeknownst to them I exited the building, leaving them all standing there waiting for me for a good half an hour or so until they finally realised that I had long gone. The best thing is that, the entire company got to know about it and they became the but of all jokes for a long time. I stayed in my new job for 16 good years, before cordially moving on to do even better.
Yeah, someone might start thinking the his current job is very important, but the thing is, when you change work, you learn different ways of doing things, which is a skill by itself.
To think he was actually fitted for that suit.
Bruh lmaooo
Looks like a banana
Its what we call now the 'super loose baggy fit dont fit fit'
Idk man I really like that look
Yup 80’s and 90’s had a lot of that, it was the style
It starts with "close the door behind you."
Michael Mud-Dragon Or, have a seat..
@@stephaniemac4637 Take a seat, Young Skywalker
Yep.
It ends with, but we wish you nothing but the best of luck in your future endeavors...
Haha..yup!
When they fired my co-worker Dajuan, they had security here. Keep in mind WE DONT HAVE SECURITY. i guess they called a security company for just that one day....LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂That's crazy😂😂😂
WOW!
Yeah. It’s because his name was fuckin Dajuan.
You can always tell how easily someone is gonna go down by their name. Malcolm, Jim and Tyrone grew up with fathers and a sense of shame...they’ll have a new job next week. Teshawn, Dajuan and 6969paul grew up in a single room with their one single aunt and they’re alllll comin back with their cousins
Kevin Hall did he show out
Yall must have had some sort of security. No one hires security for a day.
"This ain't about no Willimina. This is about Willie Turner!" This was the best line ever! lol.
Looking at the audience, firing Bob was more like a Ted talk, but firing Willie was an Evangelist Meeting.
a Ted talk.... LOL. You are correct in your observation!
I got fired from one job and they said "However, you can finish the day..."
I looked at them and was "I'd like to, BUT I HAVE TO GO JOB HUNTING."
The nerve! 🙉🤦♂️🤷♂️😂
Lol
That’s like your girl breaking up with you in the middle of dinner, and saying you can finish the meal before you go.
@@chadkincham and then asking you to pay the bill lol
lolllll
I got fired yesterday.
The only person that did not steal equipment or material from the workplace.
Fired because of lack of liquidity in these hard times here in Italy.
My employer's son got hired after me and he has no experience at all and he Is staying.
Life is not fair sometimes.
Whatever, I'll find another job.
Great stuff I laughed a lot.
Three months later edit:
I moved to Milan with my woman. I have found a new job.
It Is not easy but I don't give in.
Good luck everybody and thank you for your kind words!!
Hope you found a job or are real close to getting one my dude/dudette
Stay strong. Nepotism is the biggest evil. I have 3 degrees, including a masters and still cannot get a job because they only hire people they know.
Don't know your age, but it may be firing because of age discrimination.
You can always get another. Good luck
Dang. You do know that this was a scene in "The Godfather", yes?
First Steve Harvey stand-up I've ever seen. I've got a warm glow inside me from laughing so much. Show me the rabbit hole.
Steve Harvey wearing Jim Carrey the Mask suit.... Smokin lol
He just need the hat😂😂😂
And he was gonna P A R T Y! Why because he gotta!!! 😂
I would want to check the dates but Jim Carrey in the Mask might have been wearing a Steve Harvey suit.
Bryce Looney 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dead 😂😂
I got fired and was walked off the premises. I stopped at a red light in Tampa and it hit me like lightning. I will never again have to deal with these people ever again in my life. It made all thr shame and guilt instantly disappear.
That’s beautiful
@@SouthsideSTA Thank you. God bless.
Bet you smiled too when that eureka moment happened
I LOVE that feeling.
blessing in disguise
“What valuation...I ain't seen no valuation"...I CANNOT🙌🏾😂🤣😂🤣😂
Don Juan El Californio Omg, I die EVERY time cuz it's TRUE🙌🏾😂🤣😂😂🤣
Don Juan El Californio There is no political correctness in comedy...How we act in certain situations is freakin' hilarious...Picture us apologizing for THAT😂😂😂
Just funny. Love the kings of comedy, I miss the days when we all got along an could laugh at ourselves before everyone got so sensitive
Browns family 🙌🏾Talk about it...I miss those days as well, smh
Don Juan El Californio Exactly
The one time I got fired, I was actually mind blown… I was a deliver driver for an Italian restaurant, and I was the best driver by far. Delivered the most delivery’s, the fastest, at the end of the day I now only had the most delivered in the shortest amount of times made the most money for the restaurant. But there was this phone girl(the ones who hand the drivers the delivery) and she randomly just had an issue with me. They are suppose to hand out the deliveries I order, what driver was waiting next gets them. But she would literally skipped over me to give the biggest deliveries for the most money to one driver she liked, and would give me the bullshit ones, the farthest away, it was so obvious she was doing it on purpose: even the driver she favored(who was my boy) noticed it, all the drivers noticed it. So finally I told the managent. I normally don’t snitch, but you messing with my money, my livelihood. I told them twice, they never did anything. Then one day boss walks in, and in front of everyone goes “yea we won’t be needing you anymore” I was like “are you fucking kidding me?
1 month later they call me asking if I could come back, they fired the phone girl because of all the complaints… I told them to eat a bag of dicks
And we Asian don't even know what being fired is. We still be coming into the work the next day like nothing happened.
Workplace ninja. You show up, you nod, you disappear into the crowd. Nobody see you clock in or out, but the system says you're there when you there. Fired? No, that just means leaving work early for day, come back next shift sneakier.
@@williamfalls that's definitely a asian lmaoo
🤣😂
Lol
Asians talk like black people now?
I was fired once and all I said was OK.
I smiled and told the manager "I should've taken the other offer instead of yours." I had two job offers at the same time. I literally was happy for no reason that day. Hated that manager. Should've sued or got unemployed from that witch.
Me too.
That's literally what I said when I got fired from Ruby Tuesday. I literally said "ok that's fine." The assistant manager just started laughing.
😂🤣😆
Ok
"Bob, I don't know how we would ever get along without you, but starting tomorrow, were going to try".
That;s usually about me. "Mark, you're the best part-time worker we have! Unfortunately, we hired you full-time. Turn in you ID at the door...."
Mark I’m ready for you
Legends says it that Willie still waiting for his check.
“Willie, can I see you in my office?l
“What fo!?” XD
That's actually, "Whuffo'?"
As a white guy named Willie, I thought Willie being the black guy was hilarious. Made sense though, all the other people I’ve met named Willie have been black.
@@willieearles3151 That's funny cause the only Willie I've ever met in my life was white
@@willieearles3151 Willie Nelson.Lol.
Steve Harvey's hair quit because it knew it was about to be fired.
😂😂😂😂
Nooooooo 😭😭, I'm weak 😂😂💀💀
We were going over your hairlines evaluation..... And you're not cutting it. We're gonna have to let you go.
XD
you win
“I’ll tell you right now. I ain’t signing sh*t!!!” 😂😂😂😂
Truth
ROFLOL I heard that and cracked up.
This is so dead on balls accurate. Love it!
I just got fired today…when everyone in the world right now is quitting🤣🤣 Just the laugh I needed.
God bless you man. Hope you get secured financially asap.
Wishing you well!!
I hope you find a job that embraces your ethic!!
Damn what you do ???? They paying people to work. On a good note....There are plenty of places hiring. You will be fine.
Can you tell us more? It may not be funny....but we'd like to be the judge of that.
The best is yet to come for you ❤️
Pretty classy of Jim Carrey to loan Steve his suit from The Mask.
Ha!
Was thinking hey the same thing 😂
sssssssssmokin
Lol, nice
Lmao lol 😂
"What valuation??!!!! I aint seen no got damn valuation!!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😩
"I ain't signing shit" the gace he made when he said that too. 😂😂😂😂
Steve with the zoot suits!!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
My issue is you knew you were going to fire me before the workday even started. You could have told me that on the phone, then I wouldn't have wasted the gas coming over there.
Yea that kind of shit I hate. I've had a job where it was a contract and they decided to end it without notice (which is legal as long as you pay in lieu of working notice) anyways I drive 30+ minutes, park in the parking garage (thankfully they paid for that as a perk of being employed there) go in and sit down. Start work and take my first call of the day. As soon as I'm done that I'm taken into a back office and terminated. The only thing I will say is that they paid me in lieu of notice and let me at least go get my car then return the parking pass but Jesus you could have phoned me that morning so I didn't waste an hour total driving there and back.
PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same thing where I work. If they want to fire someone they let them work all week then fire them on Friday afternoon. It’s some messed up shit
@@ICONBEAST97 yea and then businesses wonder why former employees will slam them on social media, glassdoor etc. You do things like you just described and it's asking to get dragged for being an asshole business owner
Same!!! Bitch I catch the bus, I could have stayed home and slept for this shit!!!
My friend lost his job under the same manner.....he was so livid about it until he watched this clip...Steve had a way of making everyone laugh no matter the circumstance
Hello how are you doing?
@@gregethan8328You are reported to RUclips for spamming harassment of females in the comment columns.
Awww yeahhh...the 90’s....back when you wear clothes 17 sizes bigger.
They was really doing that in the 2000s too
@@tkkirkland8376 The guys were
@COVID-19 me neither but wearing XXXXL when you are really a medium is just stupid.
@COVID-19 I agree with that. Relax fit is what I like. When guys wear those skinny jeans is also a crime.
It will come back
Absolutely a comedy genius! After what we've been through over the last number of years, its way past time for us to laugh again. Thank you Steve Harvey. Laughter is the best medicine.
Steve Harvey looks like a black Jim Carrey from the Mask.
😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Andrew Guerra lmao
Thicck
Sssssssssmokin!
Andrew Guerra 🤣
Willie went 0 to 10000 real quick.
Dee Dish Sad. smh admitting your prejudice because of race and a "few bad apples"
I have seen 3 people fired in my lifetime 1 white person 2 black. The HR director and security escorted them off the property 10 min after they were let go. The sad part is they were all tiny women and one of them was elderly. I assume to be fair they treat all the same...but it was hard to see.
@Dee Dish I do hope you're joking. I mean, Steve Harvey is joking
Deese Nuts affirmative action requires diversity in the work place. Even if the black guy isn’t qualified he has to get the job. But white People are privileged???
@@andrewrhodes8932 In case you haven't googled it since last week, that's not how affirmative action works.
I fired a Latina once and we had to call the cops lmao.
Lmfao
Holy shit
What type of job?
Yeah,..that's them womens for sure.
Wow! For real for real? LMAO
I swear, the best crowd are the black folks at a really good comedy show or church service. Their energy when they truly enjoy something is insane.
I got fired three years ago because they had me doing everything the supervisor was supposed to do without the pay. Although they didn’t have a supervisor they wouldn’t give me the raise. I was making $14/hr and asked for a $2/hr raised they denied it and fired me because I refused to keep doing the supervisor work. I decided to go back to school and last year I made over 100,000 as a Registered Nurse. Sometimes it’s a blessing in disguise.
Good for you 👏👏👏👏
Yay brag about being a nurse for the $ rather than to help people 👍
@@sertic1 I love helping people the point of my response was to talk about how being fired can be a blessing in disguise go hate somewhere else.
@@sertic1 bro think he knows how to virtue signal.
I bet is was a blessing for the company as well.
He wearing enough material to make a sheet for a king-sized bed.
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Your comment had me dying
fit for a King of Comedy
He has enough bread to make a bed too so🤷♂️ he can make at least 5 California king sized mattresses 😂😂😂 it was the 90’s this was hip as shit
"That's bull-SHIT! AYEET, FUCK IT-gimme my check. Gimme my check. Give me my check. Gimme my check. Give. Me. My. Check." That shift from furious to serious... Too perfect 😂😂😂😂
It sure enough was the fast track from denial to acceptance, lol
IM HOLLERING🤣😭💀
He was a really funny standup comic with a lot of movement and energy.
Lol he ain’t lying I did the same exact thing “I ain’t leaving with out my check!!! “
Lol luv you funny I would had pulled a willie myself I ain’t sighing shit🤔😒👀
NEVER leave without your check
jovidah Chatelain you turned into Wilma Turner lol
😂😂😂😂
That's how you supposes to do it
“Willie finna show his whole ass!”💀🤣🤣🤣 Now THIS is comedy! 💯Back when it was just about telling jokes. 🤣👍
When you can't laugh at jokes about your race or yourself then your life is too serious to enjoy!
Now it's more about emojis, right?
Willie is gonna shut everything down!!!😂
Ikr
I agree completely. Nowadays people are such sensitive crybabies. The funny thing about race when it comes to comedy is that you could say almost anything to any comic regardless of race, and they would get the joke and laugh. Real comedy transcends race and black comedians get that better than any other.
"Willy bout to show his whole ASS!" LMAO Kills me every time.
I can’t stop laughing even to this day 😂
Thank you RUclips for putting this on my playlist. This caught me off guard and had me in stitches.
In the whitest voice ever: Tom what are ya sayin? Lmaooooo
I'm white... I can confirm that's true 😂😂
Dat is een goeie
Oh for Pete’s sake
Don’t quit your day job buddy. That’s if you even have one.
@@nofawkesgiven3170 original
I had to fire a lady who was smoking crack in the bathroom. She had the nerve to ask if she could continue to work there until she found another job. I felt bad bc I knew she had a young child to take care of, but I couldn't let her stay and continue to smoke crack in the bathroom. Mind you we worked in a small deli AND the attorney general's office was directly next door as well as superior court 2 blocks down. Judges, clerks, and police frequented the deli almost everyday. I hope she got help for her problem.
Sounds like a slap on the wrist, next time you're gone scenario. I mean... she's making sandwiches. Lol and if it was crack she was probably damn good at it. At least for that hour. 😆
@@blakehansen8284Lol! I caught her licking sauce off her fingers after making a pizza cheesesteak sub!!! The owner was standing right beside me, I was totally mortified! I told her dont you EVER do that again!!! Then the owner scolded me saying I was too hard on her and made me apologize. I have hundreds of stories of stupid stuff employees have done, but licking your fingers behind the counter... in full view of customers and smoking crack in the bathroom takes the cake. My boss was a disgusting old pig too!!! (Tons of stories about him too.) I'm glad I abandoned ship, bc his deli's should have been called The Titanic. Have a great day!! :)
@@delmarvarailproduction2.058 So is this awful place still in business? Your stories are well conveyed, & funny to read.
@@hookbeak3516 thank you! The deli is no longer in business. First, his bank accounts were frozen for tax evasion, he lost everything including a huge house that he had just built. It's quite sad how his story ended, his adopted daughter, son in law and granddaughter were killed in a car accident. His youngest granddaughter survived, they were good decent people and I'm still heart sick over their passing. His youngest son died of a heroin overdose. The last I heard, he was a dishwasher in a high school cafeteria. I had always hoped his sweet wife Dolores had divorced him for all his infidelity, but I think she stuck it out with him. I hope you have a wonderful holiday hook beak!
@@delmarvarailproduction2.058 wow what a story!
Tailor: How much drape would you like?
Harvey: *yes*
I'm white, and when my boss asked me "Can I see you in my office in about 10?" I literally replied; "Can you make it 15? I have a lot to pack." I know this we pre-millennial times but much has changed.
Lol. I remember blasting my personal email with my documents, W2, paycheck stubs lol. Knowing I was able to be fired.
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn
I knew when they said that it was the beginning of the end
Im white, been fired several times...knew it was coming...
This ain’t about no Wilhemena. This about Willy Turner😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀
Classic
Comedy should never have boundaries . Even if some people get offended or if everyone gets offended .
Only reason people get offended is that joke hits too close to home. Nobody likes looking in the mirror when they aren't pretty.
Someone should joke about your dead relatives, don’t be offended either...jus jokes!
@@chelomejias676 just because people say things that are offensive to some people doesn't mean you have to be offended. Just words man.
Chelo Mejias that isn’t a joke though. That’s a threat. The only joke here is your comprehension. If someone said something about one of my dead relatives that they thought was funny that’s on them. I don’t get offended by things like that because I’m not easily offended.
Never Give An Inch
It’s only words, remember?
Pure comedy!!! This is truly a classic!!! 😂 And check out his fit! The suite, shoes, suspenders...Mr. Harvey is always sharp!!!!
You know what's crazy. One time I asked the boss for a raise, and this man said I had to take a drug test cause he though I was high asking for a raise 🤣🤣🤣
That's too funny.
Your boss is stupid. Only people who are low ask for a raise.
That is hilarious!
😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@janassyjoachim1623 Thats Genius! who wants to ask for a raise NOW!
I’d like to believe that Willy and Willameena are still happily married to this day.
🤣
Deontay Wilder has joined the chat
She said the exact same thing to Willy that he said to Tom, lol.
Comedic genius
So are Bob and Becky Lol
His standup totally still holds up to this day.
7:32 Got me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's rumours he's gonna be the next host of Family Feud. Worth a watch
The difference is so many jobs are now remote post-Covid. A lot of those firings are now virtual, and bosses have a much easier time knowing they can just chill in their pad, open up a zoom with HR and be on their way.
At my last job which went full-remote post Covid, I got the separation form from HR right before the team huddle, and was asked to join an HR zoom chat where my boss was wearing a tank top and didn't say a word other than "hang in there".
Should have said his stand up still stand till this day
After my first verbal warning I'm job hunting. Not sitting around waiting to get canned.
"WHAT FOR????" 😳
*Dead* Lol. 😂💀
This is classic Steve Harvey. 👊👌💯
Back when comedians told stories that lasted more than 2 minutes 🤣
People had longer attention spans before smartphones.
I was legit thinking “damn this a long joke”
Watch Dara O'Briain
Never seen Chappelle’s stand-up act?
@@josefino72 "back when comedians"
Comedian *S*
Implying that it was more of a norm and prevalent among the majority or large portion of comedians.... I wasn't talking about one guy.
Exceptions to everything always exists at least one or two
"I'll kill yo kids, Tom, I'll kill yo kids"... I'M DEAD😂
You must’ve been one of Tom’s kids then.
Dark humor.......isnt that degenerate. Cause im pretty sure theres a limit
@@IsraelCountryCube Dark humor has no limit, the limit to dark humor is the level that keeps you the most sane. If you think I'll kill you kids tom is bad, Ive got way worse that has made First Responders of all walks nearly piss themselves.
@@masterenos yeah, humor has no limits. It is to make you laugh, not to be respectable. That’s what people don’t understand, the fact that you can make a joke out of a dark topic and make someone laugh shows that it is still humor.
Amen " open eyes"!!!!! Epic!!!
Boss: "You're fired."
Me: "K."
I had a boss tell me how great I was at my job and fired me the next day. I thought, what kind of sick power play did this man just pull on me.
He finessed you...evil😂😂
Here's an ugly truth: Those people that you assume deserve respect, that earned everything they have, well they often don't and didn't. Probably three quarters of the people you meet are incompetent, narcissistic, have no concerns other than themselves, and generally suck. The rest are good people and you can trust them.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's like hiding a knife behind your back, petting the lamb telling him he's beautiful before you shank him.
Damn he broke your heart lol traumatic
Tom: Willy, could I see you in my office?
Willy: What fo?!
Hahaha
Steve and Dave Chapelle are some of the best to control the pace, the stage, and the audience’s emotions during a storytelling skit
Sebastian maniscalco 2!
Agree 👏💯💯
"Keepin' it real" doesn't have to go bad, often complacency does
I agree, but you also need Jim Jefferies in there
all true but the godfather was my man richard pryor
This shit is gold. This man deserves to be exactly where he is in life. He’s funny as fuck 💯
Willie is the reason most offices have security waiting nearby when they get fired to escort them out the building.
Bruh I hate the security thing though because they are not consistently thorough about the fact that you're permanently parting ways - they only care about getting their equipment back if anything but not about ensuring you don't leave anything behind of yours. When I had to get terminated from a position, by the time we walked from the manager's office in the back of the basement and made it all the way out the front door of the building, I realized I'd still left my lunch in the staff refrigerator which was also back down in the basement. They let me go just before it was about to be my lunch break. I still think about that philly cheesesteak to this day, especially because I'd legitimately gotten it from Philly and I was in NY. After that day, it made sense to me why I noticed the staff fridge had accumulated so many unclaimed food items over time that were simply holding up space. It was obviously all meals belonging to people who'd been let go before being able to finally eat that day. I usually don't even get comfortable enough anywhere for it to be possible that anything is left behind - I never get a permanent locker and always try to keep all personal belongings on my person at all times wherever I go in life - but I'd been at this job for over a year and its unique circumstances were such that it was better to bring your own food from home and keep it in their refrigerator than to try to find something to eat when you're already there.
Truth
@@1eDITORcHRIS R.I.P Philly cheesesteak 😢
I watched multiple people get fired from a job, no security... the day i got fired 2 security escorted me to the office, then to my locker, then to my car, and followed me off the property. I was cool as a cucumber, and definitely saw it coming. Lol didn't understand the security detail though, still don't.
Came here to read comments, ended up reading an essay.
I quit my last job, I told my boss there was a reason she had been divorced 3 times and I couldn't put up with her either
😂😂😂😂💯
Lmaoo
AHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣 gold
Ohhhh yeah. That's for real how it is sometimes.
I quit my last job and my boss acted like I wouldn't have another one. Got another job 3 days later. Some bosses are just prideful jerks.
It's so crazy how people can make living simply pointing out known truths.
@Chicken It would be good, if those truths ever changed...
Its all about vocal delivery, timing, audience response time, some have it, many don't yet still they clutter up the comedy circuit. It's strange they'll survive 20-30 years treading the boards.
It’s funny because it is true. I think those are some of the best jokes.
Cuz everybody be lying all the time to be "polite" so people think you're different when you're just not an idiot lmao
It's the how
Love it!! Hilarious 😂 Love Steve Harvey! So proud of him and his success!! Keep growing!😊❤🙏🏾
I got fired once...😂😂🤣 Production dropped 75% for months. I still smile to this day.
Sign flipper?
😭🤣🤣🤣
Dropped for one day or weeks? If you were so productive why would they have fired you? 🤔
@Fullashit Ministries that can't be it . Wearing a mask doesn't stop the spread. It's like wearing nothing. That's been documented and verified. Even that jerk Fauci said it.
@Fullashit Ministries 🤣🤣🤣
RAY CHARLES can see that suit😆😆😆😆
Probably even now, having been deceased for some years... :-)
That's how he lost his sight to begin with.
This is one white girl that loves a yellow suit, not a red suit though. It would be nice if men's suit fashions could step up and catch on.
Are you kidding? Lou Ferigno can *hear* that suit.
When he was with us
That suit looks like about 20 yards of cloth
Lol, you silly 😂😂😂
@@southlondon86 what??? actually enough to cover that stretched out hole in your face called a mouth
He looks like the black version of The Mask.
No body knows what a yard is. Must be American
That's how they wore it. Original Kings Of Comedy. Steve Cedric Bernie DL. I think Bernie Steve and Cedric were all trying to one up each other on the suits. DL was a little more reserved.
The most important thing that should be on everyone mind currently should be to invest in different sources of income that doesn't depend on the government. Especially with the current economic crisis around the word. This is still a good time to invest in various stocks, Gold, silver and digital currencies.
I keep wondering how people earn money in financial markets, i tried trading bitcoin on my own made a huge loss and now I'm scared of investing more.
@@jeantaylor6079 That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like *Mr Gary Mason Brooks* my coach, you may have come across him on interviews relating to bitcoin. He trades, manage trading account and offer mentorship program for clients who wish to become professional investors.
@@thamad311 You allow people to trade for you? that's interesting, I would love to learn, hope it’s safe?
Wow I can't believe you guys are discussing about *Gary Mason Brooks* , I once met him at a conference in California 2019, just before the pandemic. I can testify that he’s very good in trading..Highly recommended…
@Peter Moore Yes i do, I've known him for couple of years, I'm still using his services, His management team is quite impressive so far.... with my $15,000 deposit, I made over $288,000 profit with just 10% charge.
I died when he said "you wanted to see me?" What do you mean!
Me too
People in this comments section can take jokes and laugh at themselves, that needs to happen with a lot more people nowadays.
This comment has aged well.
I was thinking the same thing when I came to your reply.
I truly hope we can return to a mindset where we realize we have much more in common with one another than we’re led to believe.
Right on honey 💗🤘🏼
I used to sit and watch my parents laugh like they were about to die. I'm 30 now and watched this, this shit hilarious😂
Aww!!
🤭😄😂😂
This is a completely different Steve Harvey!
“This ain’t bout no Wilhemina...this bout WILLIE TURNER” screaming atm hahaha
When he's doing his "white person" voice, he sounds a lot like Dave Chappelle
Dave was actually funny.
U mean Dave sounds like Steve
The other way around actually
I thought that too man they sound the exact same
Maybe that is where Dave got some of his ideas.
I got fired from my job this past July, I cried for maybe like 5 minutes and then got over it cuz I was like “thanks the Gods I don’t have to go back there” getting fired really sucks and hits hard when you’re not financially comfortable, but sometimes it’s really a blessing in disguise…
The Holy Trinity is God alone. There never has and never will be another god. God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are God. Not three gods but One. God bless and just letting you know
@@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch this 3 in 1 don't make any sense 😂
@@lboysaidy2219 well God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit are One. I know it can be confusing but try to understand. They are 3 Divine Persons in One God. That is why They are called the Trinity. Because they together are God but they are all equal
@@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch anything that's confusing has nothing to do with God because God is not the author of confusion. It doesn't make any sense. Come something with logic.
@@lboysaidy2219 Well said, God is not the author of confusion. Christian logic makes three persons "gods" be counted as one "god". Lol. God is not a person, God is not three persons. God is One, there is no other.
I am crying laughing, not as extreme, but something like this happened to me!🤣🤣🤣
Steve Harvey stand-up is low key underrated
Facts
He's alright....not funny as Bernie Mac.
What's low key ?
@@lazdo20 He's not getting g the recognition that he should be getting
@@misscocobrown376 ok gotcha
I miss the 80's and 90's.
Lord Demonoss those were the decades to be alive! To be YOUNG!!!! TO BE FREEEEEEE
@@jacktheripper6889 (tears) so true!
I dont mind being fired. What I mind is being fired out of the blue. If my performance has been bad for a while, why the hell am I only hearing it about it at the last minute?
exactly!
They usually build a case against you first. It's machiavellian, letting you dig your own grave. It's lawyers, guns and money that turn the world.
I think when you're gonna get fired it start to rot both ways. Like in a relationship, things start to smell fishy in all directions and when u are actually out you see signs all over the place. Its a two way street
Or what about that maggot-move Trump made on Comey? Plus if you are being fired you should know before everyone else on the job.
@COVID-19 why did you turn the world upside down?
Hey Willie! Can I see you in my office for a moment please?
WHAT PHO???
WHAT DA HELL WE GOIN THE OFFICE PHO TOM???
U GOT SOMETHING TO TELL ME, U TELL ME RIGHT HERE!!!