Omg🤣 I literally just laughed out loud so hard. This is so true. Extended families are CRAZY!!! If you don't agree then you are the screwed up ones. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish my relatives were like this, we are always tripping over each other like "Oh! Oh, it's ok, it's totally fine, don't worry about it...." Never forget about favors, if you owe us, you better not forget, you will feel the steely eyes of everyone who's been talking shit about you when you sit down.. after walking into the room... After closing the door... Just be real and bring out the knives and the shotgun, be rid from all this hidden resentment and faking feelings.
***** - This brought back such a good memory for me, my Dad had just had heart surgery and was recovering at home, and was having a really tough day. This must have been late 1997 or so, this skit came on TV and he laughed so hard, for so long, he almost tore his sternum back open from surgery :) You cheered him up and he thought you were the funniest guy. RIP Dad, and thanks for making him laugh. God bless brother Steve :)
it's a liberal agenda to divide an conquer. it's a marxist tactic to distract so government can grow. marixists like obama get everyone fighting, convincing one group problems is another groups fault and you need government to fix it for you.. since you asked.
@@jasonf4071 he is right nowadays people would call you racist if your white making a joke about black and they call you sexist if you make a joke about women that's just how today's folks are.
Right?? I saw the title and was concerned.. Until I realized it was Steve. Then I knew it wasn't going to be with malice or hate. It was just going to poke fun at everyone, emphasis on the fun part.. so rare anymore. And he doesn't need to be a "clean" comedian either, he's just a legit dude telling jokes that everyone can laugh together with. Steve is great at pointing out differences and making them hilarious without any undertones or implication of malice or judgement. Comedy including everyone, but not at the expense of anyone from a hard working genuinely funny nice person. A rare national treasure. I'm a younger dude who wasn't really around for this era of his stand-up, but starting to recognize the brilliance and genius of this hometown hero the more I see. Go get em, Steve!
True story: My husband and I are (white) recreational paraglider pilots and love to fly during the weekends. How we discovered the sport is we were hiking in Alaska and watched a black paraglider pilot launch off the mountain. We were so inspired when we returned from vacation we began lessons right away and bought equipment. Just proves that black people do wonderful things on weekends too! Haha!
I love when comics talk about the differences between cultures and people. We need to celebrate what makes us different, while embracing what also makes us the same. If we can figure this out as a society, we will be okay.
DNA Science says we each have 40,000 Genes. Only SIX of them relate to Skin Color. As the Late Great George Carlin would say: "That's SOME Ratio: 39,994 to SIX. We have more in Common than we think. BTW, I am a White, Italian_American Male, FWIW.
ladev91 I lived that roller coaster experience. My keys fell out of my shorts pockets. The amusement park was outside of the state that I reside in...it was getting dark and worse...my date and I had to check out of a hotel the next morning. Luckily...I got my keys back at the lost and found just before the park closed.
😂 based on what he said about cooking and doing things and weekends I might be also idk anymore. He could leave out the race stuff he would be hilarious. Some don’t understand it’s a joke and they believe all white people have it like that.. I’ve seen more black people have more money then whites. But never stop trying in life always move forward
This is 100% true. I was surfing one weekend and there was a guy on the beach watching. When I got out to walk back up the beach to paddle back out he said “that looks cool but you’re nuts” I asked why “he said going out in that water is crazy, there are sharks in there”. I reassured him that I had only seen one shark in 20 years then asked if he wanted to try. He put his hands up and said “no way, I’m not steppin in that water past my knees” then added “I like to watch it but like I said you’re nuts” I liked that dude.
My days off (I work weekends) are for doing laundry, housework, running errands and (when I can) resting my poor, tired behind...I never knew I was black! Thanks for the heads up Steve! 😂
So true. I live in boofoo Wisconsin and my coworker was telling me how her family rented a pontoon on the lake this weekend. All I can think about is not having to eat on the run, laying in bed, and watching Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo for the 1000th time....with my cat. 😂
Yes but I'm confused. I'm white and work construction and leave me the fuck alone on the weekend. All I wanna do is get high and relax because I know Monday is back to the bullshit.
I’m dying that’s so accurate I really haven’t been on a roller coaster since I turned 18 and I know for a fact I used the excuse my money might fall out my bag as way to get out of getting on one 😂🤣😂🤣💀
Nope, nothing has changed. Kevin Hart and Dave Chapelle doing the same jokes. What's changed is the same people back there, now have social media. Other than that, everything is the same.
@@farledj3461 Agreed. People seem to forget that there were plenty of permanently offended types back then too. Remember the PMRC? I'm old enough to remember when saying ass on TV was controversial. I'm not really surprised because people tend to look at their childhood with rose colored glasses.
Think so? Like every other black comedian, it's just about making fun of other people, usually white people. Comedy is how they brain wash the blacks against the white. They just use inflections in their voice, there is no thinking in their jokes and a lot of cuss words.
This is some funny sh_t. I love it when Black Comedians tell White jokes. As a white person, I think it's freaking hilarious because most of it's true. It's good to laugh at yourself.
Thing is to steve is 100% right tho its really like that. But what made it amazing the fact you had both white and black people in there laughing and having a great time. Comedy is about laughing having a good time you might had a bad day watching this will have you rolling or being there.
Easily one of the best things about being White: you get to have a healthy sense of humor about your racial quirks. Even when someone is trying really hard to racially insult you, it's usually just funny and at least half-true.
As a poor white dude from east Texas I can say I've been fishing wing this entire time. I have however upgraded the bucket to a fold out camping chair. Makes watching that bobber for hours so much more comfortable. To my black brothers get ya a camping chair.
When he's describing black people fishing, sounds like me when I was a little blue-eyed kid down at the local lake tying a string to anything straight. But he nailed it when he mentioned that 'little red and white thing' floating in the water. I had one of those! I've heard most of Harvey's clips from this tour. He was just killing it out there.
I grew up doing the same. Sitting on the bank in the hot sun watching a bobber. Pawpaw was sitting right next to me in his overalls chewing Redman. lol
Facts about the roller coasters. Before 18 it was fun as all hell. Watched a few traumatizing videos, grew a couple of feet, gained a bunch of pounds, aged a bit, now it’s a different story. I am scared as all hell to get on a roller coaster. Never again! 😂🤣
This is so true I remember at my first job It be Friday and i'm in the elevator with these white folk they talking about "What are you doing this weekend" "Me and the family are going skiing how about you" "Me and my wife are going scuba diving then we're going out for night on the town" I be standing there thinking damn my ass going be stuck in the Bronx this weekend
Christopher Williams But this is true as fuck. At least the black people part with most of my family. I'm the only one that don't give a shit about heights. They swear I'm white in a light skin black boys body
So if a white comedian came up and said "on the wknd, ya know some black guy somewhere is doing crack in some back alley with three or four extra pipes waitin' for some friends" y'all wouldn't git offended? (the place would get torched). White people have exactly same troubles as black people. I have bad white and black co-workers, I've been subjected to police brutality in my younger days OVER NOTHING. Black comedians brain wash you guys into thinking white people have it so much better than black people.
I'm white from the South, living in the Midwest and I said "nem" As in "Ron nem" Ron the black supervisor didn't get it, but Cliff whose creole from Louisiana, knew I meant "and them"
That's the way to go. People forget how stupid fish are and that the fish doesn't care how expensive your pole is. The only thing they give a damn about is what's on the hook. Expensive rods like that are only supposed to be used for deep sea fishing or river monsters that got some strength to em. That's the only time I can see having an expensive rod like that so it doesn't break pulling in a strong big fish. But if you're just fishing in your local pond, lake, or river then it doesn't matter
Steve is thinking of RICH white people. The last time I went fishing I literally picked up a piece of heavy, thin metal pipe, tied a string on the end of it with a hook and a worm. I had gone with some friends who actually had fishing equipment. We were there all day. What was funny was that I was the only person who caught a fish that day and my picture ended up on the front page of the sunday edition of the local newspaper. Fish are dumb. They don't care if you have a thousand dollar rod n reel, a bamboo rod or a steel pipe with a string. I was maybe 11 or 12 years old when I did that and haven't bothered to buy fishing lures, poles or other gadgets since. Try it out. Sometimes I didn't even use a pole of any sort, just a line, hook and worm. Catching a fish like that is far better than using a bunch of fishing gear- and it really pisses off the people who've invested a lot of money in their gear. After all, what is the value of a dumb fish if you have to invest a thousand dollars in gear to catch it? Save that for the monsters. I just want to eat.
issa JOKE! whites are the only people who ever get triggered over race related jokes. black comedians talk shit about their OWN race yet black people still find it HILARIOUS!! why cant you do the same!?
I am in love with u Steve Harvey!!!! U r completely awesome. I laugh my ass off every time I watch ur videos!!!! Best wishes! Hope u r happy and r living a complete and satisfying life! I love you!
lawrence campbell I agree! And I’ve met those white folks at work.They have asked me “Got any plans this weekend”?And I say no not really while they preceded to tell me that their friend has a cabin and they’re going camping,”Tom and I are going to this nice little Bed and Breakfast that a friend of friend told them about”Yeah,Many of them do shit on the weekends while many of us clean up our houses and wash clothes over the weekend😉
@burnaguy2453 I wouldn't mind you making a white joke about me. Shit I'd laugh as I didn't realize I do it haha. People just need to find humor these days not something to be offended by
Приколы
Flashback to when all races could laugh at all races😔😂
@@dividedperceptions6626 Go away you crackhead, I work for a logistics company that delivers milk
How old are you ?
Laciano Albeeto
Nah, the good ol’ days where people weren’t offended by every damn thing.
Jett K. Exactly
@@lacianoalbeeto9080 ..what?
Damn thats a big suit. Enough material in that thing to make a tent.
PorterPickUp lmfaooo
He always wears a big suit
Zoot suit its a black urban thing...😒✊
Was the old curtains from the white house.
Wahahahahahah!!!
The way he exaggerates the “wh” in white lol
Some hwere 😅
Stewie Griffin would be proud
Not as good as Jared taylor from amren
@@Purple_911 Ain't that the truth
Mans is taking notes from Stewie
As a white person who fishes on the weekend.. this is HILARIOUS 😭😭
"A QQQQWWWHITE man!"
+Brandon Rivers LOL!
Brandon Rivers lmao
Guess we like the same video bro!
"A QQQQWWHITE MAN, SOMEQQQWWHERE"
Lol he pissing me off with that
So... That means mixed people have pleasent weekends.
Lol
Afonso Lucas Nooooooo. I'm weak
Yes
I guess It depends on which side of family they live with
No... they have ok weekends....
The way he lifted his leg when he said white folks have spectacular weekends
"A hwhite man somhwhere" that made me laugh
The h in front of the w is sooo real😅
That's a black person's first mistake right there - associating with your extended family on the weekend! :D White man knows better to do that!!
Anthony Peterson uhm no? Our extended family don’t consist of criminals...
Omg🤣 I literally just laughed out loud so hard. This is so true. Extended families are CRAZY!!! If you don't agree then you are the screwed up ones. HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Natasha Williams Ha ha ;D
😂 I ghost my family on the weekends. Weekdays I pretend to be busy at work😎
Lol 😀😀 😀
Pookie got a lot of shit to answer for!
Haha he's the target of the faimly, they jumping his ass
R.I.P Pookie.
Next time he show up, it's the knife for him.
I wish my relatives were like this, we are always tripping over each other like "Oh! Oh, it's ok, it's totally fine, don't worry about it...."
Never forget about favors, if you owe us, you better not forget, you will feel the steely eyes of everyone who's been talking shit about you when you sit down.. after walking into the room... After closing the door...
Just be real and bring out the knives and the shotgun, be rid from all this hidden resentment and faking feelings.
POOKIE " NEM"
When race related jokes are done right they can be great, and Steve is a master at race related jokes!
Facts
Spot on man
I love stereotype jokes, they are usually spot on.
Yes, Steve, Richard Pryor,Redd Foxx and Eddie Murphy are the best at it imo.
Tbh I make entertaining vids just like STEVE. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me
I asked black friends go hiking she’s like 👀 you know black folk ain’t hiking in no damn woods!!!
Lol
True dat
Facts!
You got that right!
YEP, dated a sweet white man for awhile and said this exact same thing when he asked me to go hiking in the mountains....lol
***** - This brought back such a good memory for me, my Dad had just had heart surgery and was recovering at home, and was having a really tough day. This must have been late 1997 or so, this skit came on TV and he laughed so hard, for so long, he almost tore his sternum back open from surgery :) You cheered him up and he thought you were the funniest guy. RIP Dad, and thanks for making him laugh. God bless brother Steve :)
R
bless 🙏
god bless your dad
Good memory. Thanks for sharing! your dad had a kind heart.
A lovly story...rip to dad
He hates hang-gliding but he's wearing a parachute
😂😂😂 damn you got no chill
😭
😭💀
😂😂
Lawd
"And step strrraight, the FUCK off a mountain!" will always make me laugh my ass off
Extra rods and reels in case some friends come along…😂😂😂😂 I’m dying!
So true.
Race jokes are so good! If you are offended by them you need to lighten up.Why is everyone so soft now?!?!?
it's a liberal agenda to divide an conquer. it's a marxist tactic to distract so government can grow. marixists like obama get everyone fighting, convincing one group problems is another groups fault and you need government to fix it for you.. since you asked.
icarus and baba yaga: how about minstrel shows? Are they good in your book? The racial jokes here don't cross the line. I'm a liberal.
@MAGA murica You're a crybaby bitch
@@jasonf4071 he is right nowadays people would call you racist if your white making a joke about black and they call you sexist if you make a joke about women that's just how today's folks are.
SAWFT
Didn’t the Mask wear that suit?
Jeff Anderson 😂😂 yes
😂😂😂😂
No you I'diot
😂😂😂
Maybe a couple of times
As a white Dutchman, I absolutely love this. We should be able to make jokes like this again.
Agreed
Your people body type would be perfect for hang gliding
People still do.
We still do. Nothing wrong with it unless people take it too seriously.
Dutch are not white, idiot. They're Latino with Latin English accents.
This is how every rookie in the NBA used to dress back in the day on Draft Night lol.
Yup.
“You ain’t fishin’, you’re hoping.” I lost my shit😂
"ignat" makes me lough every time, my granny used to say it just like that 😂😂
Jasmine Simmons what does ignat means
Ignorant=ignant
Your beautiful jasmine !
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm loughing too.
Steve Harvey does the whole racial humor thing with pure class and genuine respect for all. Always hilarious and you can tell he loves everyone. ❤
Right?? I saw the title and was concerned.. Until I realized it was Steve. Then I knew it wasn't going to be with malice or hate. It was just going to poke fun at everyone, emphasis on the fun part.. so rare anymore. And he doesn't need to be a "clean" comedian either, he's just a legit dude telling jokes that everyone can laugh together with.
Steve is great at pointing out differences and making them hilarious without any undertones or implication of malice or judgement. Comedy including everyone, but not at the expense of anyone from a hard working genuinely funny nice person. A rare national treasure.
I'm a younger dude who wasn't really around for this era of his stand-up, but starting to recognize the brilliance and genius of this hometown hero the more I see. Go get em, Steve!
True story: My husband and I are (white) recreational paraglider pilots and love to fly during the weekends. How we discovered the sport is we were hiking in Alaska and watched a black paraglider pilot launch off the mountain. We were so inspired when we returned from vacation we began lessons right away and bought equipment. Just proves that black people do wonderful things on weekends too! Haha!
U do realize this is old like 20 years old
We like to be comfortable
☺️ Nice!
Probably pushed off by a white person. 🤣
@@harryl7946 Lol more likely by a green haired, gender non conforming, feminist liberal! They hate black people 😂
He never lying. Everytime the family get together, its some bullshit just waiting to happen. 😂
Every family has its idiosyncrasies
Yup! 😂
😂😂😂
i love his pajamas
Why is this so funny to me lol
Big bird lookin ass 😂
PJ'S 4sure😂😂😂😂😂😂
lol
lol
I love when comics talk about the differences between cultures and people. We need to celebrate what makes us different, while embracing what also makes us the same.
If we can figure this out as a society, we will be okay.
and the fact this comment has only 20 likes is the reason we're fucked
Simply said and quite true.
DNA Science says we each have 40,000 Genes.
Only SIX of them relate to Skin Color.
As the Late Great George Carlin would say:
"That's SOME Ratio:
39,994 to SIX.
We have more in Common than we think.
BTW, I am a White, Italian_American Male, FWIW.
Nice comment❤
Tbh I make entertaining vids just like STEVE. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me
I love how he talks about race without making it offensive, at least to me.
Joke are meant to be funny. Not to offend you.
man, i aint goin on no damn roller coster
I came back for that line lmao
MrBon3sz it's hilarious haha
Shieeeet, have all my money fall outa my pocket???
ladev91 I lived that roller coaster experience. My keys fell out of my shorts pockets. The amusement park was outside of the state that I reside in...it was getting dark and worse...my date and I had to check out of a hotel the next morning. Luckily...I got my keys back at the lost and found just before the park closed.
James Johnson lmao I'm sorry to hear that bro, and I'm glad you got your keys lol
The way he describing the weekends for the Black Folk it's a lot like my weekends but I'm white
Kmsl 😂😂
im white to and my weekends are just like thoes of the black folks, except i dont have no one call pookie😂
😹😹😹
Right?!
🍪
Based on his description of weekends, I'm starting to think I might be black
Nah we just poor white people lmao
Introvert white people
Now remember the white guy paid about $100 for hang gliding and the black guy spent $100 on Pookie. The way I see it they spent about the same.
😂 based on what he said about cooking and doing things and weekends I might be also idk anymore. He could leave out the race stuff he would be hilarious. Some don’t understand it’s a joke and they believe all white people have it like that.. I’ve seen more black people have more money then whites. But never stop trying in life always move forward
This is 100% true. I was surfing one weekend and there was a guy on the beach watching. When I got out to walk back up the beach to paddle back out he said “that looks cool but you’re nuts” I asked why “he said going out in that water is crazy, there are sharks in there”. I reassured him that I had only seen one shark in 20 years then asked if he wanted to try. He put his hands up and said “no way, I’m not steppin in that water past my knees” then added “I like to watch it but like I said you’re nuts” I liked that dude.
I like how he screams
Had me fuckin' dyin' ! XD
My days off (I work weekends) are for doing laundry, housework, running errands and (when I can) resting my poor, tired behind...I never knew I was black! Thanks for the heads up Steve! 😂
That's just because you work weekends lol.
Yep...maybe soon poor & even working class whites will realize that rich white folks see them as being a black person, beneath them
Blanche Konieczka you’re not.
shut yo ignant ass up. fuck outta here with a name like blanche
@@brownie3454 why you racist
This skit never gets old with me 😂😂
So true. I live in boofoo Wisconsin and my coworker was telling me how her family rented a pontoon on the lake this weekend. All I can think about is not having to eat on the run, laying in bed, and watching Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo for the 1000th time....with my cat. 😂
Yep...Just a couple days off cuz Monday morning it's back to the bull!!!
Yes but I'm confused. I'm white and work construction and leave me the fuck alone on the weekend. All I wanna do is get high and relax because I know Monday is back to the bullshit.
Im crying about the fishing😂😂😂😂
The older I get, the more I appreciate Steve’s jokes. This man is funny 😄.
I grew up in the hood. I’ll tell you right now everyday is the weekend lmfao
STEVE ROCKIN A ZOOT SUIT, LOOKING LIKE JANET JACKSON IN THE "ALRIGHT" MUSIC VIDEO, Lol.
All he needs is a chain and a feather hat!
Get him
reminded me of the Mask with Jim Carrey
Q
He has one somewhere in his house
@CaapriceTube - One of the best music videos I've ever seen, and he does look like that in his suit!
😭😭😭😭 I do got a cousin pookie
Heaven Owens & I do have a cousin named Pumpkin 🎃 😂😂😂😂
Heaven Owens Same!!
Me too
Same i got cousin name peanut
@@heavenred8058 and Peaches
I’m dying that’s so accurate I really haven’t been on a roller coaster since I turned 18 and I know for a fact I used the excuse my money might fall out my bag as way to get out of getting on one 😂🤣😂🤣💀
He’s way funnier than Kevin Hart
Kevin ain't shit
@@kwenamedia right
Fax
Truth.
@Pleoryo the whole 5mins of this vid is Steve yelling his lungs out lmao. Not saying kevin is better but they both scream alot
What a way to start the day. Steve had my white ass Rollin. 🤣
😂😂😂
I never knew Steve was this good. This is hilarious!!!
‘Because we know Monday it’s back to the bullshit’ - sums up my job!
Back before folks were so offended. When comedy was just comedy. I love Steve Harvey, he is so damn funny.
Nope, nothing has changed. Kevin Hart and Dave Chapelle doing the same jokes. What's changed is the same people back there, now have social media. Other than that, everything is the same.
@@farledj3461 Except for the fact that people get offended and force people like Kevin Hart to apologize.
@@farledj3461 Agreed. People seem to forget that there were plenty of permanently offended types back then too. Remember the PMRC? I'm old enough to remember when saying ass on TV was controversial. I'm not really surprised because people tend to look at their childhood with rose colored glasses.
Don't stop preaching !!!
Think so? Like every other black comedian, it's just about making fun of other people, usually white people. Comedy is how they brain wash the blacks against the white. They just use inflections in their voice, there is no thinking in their jokes and a lot of cuss words.
This is some funny sh_t.
I love it when Black Comedians tell White jokes.
As a white person, I think it's freaking hilarious because most of it's true.
It's good to laugh at yourself.
Good attitude
Vise versa also, race jokes just funny in general
Thing is to steve is 100% right tho its really like that. But what made it amazing the fact you had both white and black people in there laughing and having a great time. Comedy is about laughing having a good time you might had a bad day watching this will have you rolling or being there.
Easily one of the best things about being White: you get to have a healthy sense of humor about your racial quirks. Even when someone is trying really hard to racially insult you, it's usually just funny and at least half-true.
Yeah obviously not true for everyone but the more stereotypical the funnier the joke is🤣
I went on a coaster this year, and I'm 43. I handled it better then my 15 year old son. Lol.
You're 43? You look like you're 23
Extra rods and reels, just in case some extra friends come along. 😂😅🤣😆😜😝
He's makes me laugh. God Bless you Steve Harvey.
He's got so much material! enough about the suit though the jokes were good too
Its a damn shame hes not as funny as he used to be
As a poor white dude from east Texas I can say I've been fishing wing this entire time. I have however upgraded the bucket to a fold out camping chair. Makes watching that bobber for hours so much more comfortable. To my black brothers get ya a camping chair.
I'm new to Steve Harvey, and I never realised how funny the dude is. I'm wiping my eyes as I write this. Proper belly laughs.
The visual of the fish to parking lot and him getting down looking for it just made it so great
Couldn't stop laughing. Great vid.
Poor Pookie :-(
do you know what the name of this stand up is?
Jason Lindsay No I don't.
😂😂 this clip cracks me up EVERY TIME!!! "I hate to break it to you, That ain't fishing.. your ass is hoping" 😂😂
I’m white and I have one day off. Haven’t had a wonderful weekend since college 🤣
pshhh... I aint goin on no damn rollercoaster...
your profile picture is perfect for your comment! XD ahahahahah
lml... i just noticed that. XD
sophie belzberg How so?...
Steve a damn fool, but truth be told, waiting on grease and cornbread back at the house🤣🤣🤣
The first bit about rejuvenating your soul on the weekend got me, it’s true🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he's describing black people fishing, sounds like me when I was a little blue-eyed kid down at the local lake tying a string to anything straight. But he nailed it when he mentioned that 'little red and white thing' floating in the water. I had one of those!
I've heard most of Harvey's clips from this tour. He was just killing it out there.
I grew up doing the same. Sitting on the bank in the hot sun watching a bobber. Pawpaw was sitting right next to me in his overalls chewing Redman. lol
Lol I'm black and my great grandfather had one of those too. This joke was so funny.
He doesn't prepare the material, he is just natural. He can speak of anything and be as funny
This is truly one of the Kings of comedy. I hope he'll live more than regrettably Bernie Mac.
Facts about the roller coasters. Before 18 it was fun as all hell. Watched a few traumatizing videos, grew a couple of feet, gained a bunch of pounds, aged a bit, now it’s a different story. I am scared as all hell to get on a roller coaster. Never again! 😂🤣
That moment when he screams 🤣
Back when Steve had hair! It feels so weird seeing him with hair.
Holy heck I almost cried, I miss this kind of comedy.
Whoever sold him that suit had a wonderful sense of humor
This is so true I remember at my first job It be Friday and i'm in the elevator with these white folk they talking about
"What are you doing this weekend"
"Me and the family are going skiing how about you"
"Me and my wife are going scuba diving then we're going out for night on the town"
I be standing there thinking damn my ass going be stuck in the Bronx this weekend
This is more like rich vs poor, I'm very white, and can relate to the "black ass" more than the white guy
It's a damn comedy show y'all.
Christopher Williams But this is true as fuck. At least the black people part with most of my family. I'm the only one that don't give a shit about heights. They swear I'm white in a light skin black boys body
*getting
So if a white comedian came up and said "on the wknd, ya know some black guy somewhere is doing crack in some back alley with three or four extra pipes waitin' for some friends" y'all wouldn't git offended? (the place would get torched). White people have exactly same troubles as black people. I have bad white and black co-workers, I've been subjected to police brutality in my younger days OVER NOTHING. Black comedians brain wash you guys into thinking white people have it so much better than black people.
Everytime the crowd laughs I hear the person that sounds like a goose everytime
I'm white from the South, living in the Midwest and I said "nem" As in "Ron nem" Ron the black supervisor didn't get it, but Cliff whose creole from Louisiana, knew I meant "and them"
hahaha.. have my money falling out my pockets.
He's so on point with that, I only been on a roller coaster once and long b4 18... Ive never even considered it as an adult.
What money
Fool look he done wore a banana peel for Halloween.
I just got hooked on Steve Harvey while at home with the flu and I like the comedy shows better than the talk show and the game show! Thank you Steve!
Steve: “I ain’t going on no damn roller coaster”
Me: “me neither.... I’ve seen final destination” 😳
pookie nem, hahahahahaha
I fish from the bank with a raggity ass pole. But I've found that fish love smelly cheese much more than worms.
That's the way to go. People forget how stupid fish are and that the fish doesn't care how expensive your pole is. The only thing they give a damn about is what's on the hook. Expensive rods like that are only supposed to be used for deep sea fishing or river monsters that got some strength to em. That's the only time I can see having an expensive rod like that so it doesn't break pulling in a strong big fish. But if you're just fishing in your local pond, lake, or river then it doesn't matter
This is getting a little personal. I uh... Need to go hang-gliding.
I love how at 5:36 those two are shaking hands like they’re reliving their childhood
“YO STEVE SAID THE CORNMEAL XDDDD”
That banana suit is the shit
It's part of the kite act
Steve is thinking of RICH white people. The last time I went fishing I literally picked up a piece of heavy, thin metal pipe, tied a string on the end of it with a hook and a worm. I had gone with some friends who actually had fishing equipment. We were there all day. What was funny was that I was the only person who caught a fish that day and my picture ended up on the front page of the sunday edition of the local newspaper.
Fish are dumb. They don't care if you have a thousand dollar rod n reel, a bamboo rod or a steel pipe with a string. I was maybe 11 or 12 years old when I did that and haven't bothered to buy fishing lures, poles or other gadgets since. Try it out. Sometimes I didn't even use a pole of any sort, just a line, hook and worm. Catching a fish like that is far better than using a bunch of fishing gear- and it really pisses off the people who've invested a lot of money in their gear. After all, what is the value of a dumb fish if you have to invest a thousand dollars in gear to catch it? Save that for the monsters. I just want to eat.
Great points. Especially investing too much money in fishing.
TedBronson1918 Not rich. White people.
issa JOKE! whites are the only people who ever get triggered over race related jokes. black comedians talk shit about their OWN race yet black people still find it HILARIOUS!! why cant you do the same!?
Jason Headden yea ok trump jr. white people riot over sports but you don’t see black people complaining 🤷🏾♀️ foh triggered saltine American 😂
Jessey Boe you don’t have Instagram do you making a black or white joke in todays time is just asking for trouble people can’t take a joke
Can confirm I do enjoy a nice skydive on the weekends.
2:48 that scream! LOL
I am in love with u Steve Harvey!!!! U r completely awesome. I laugh my ass off every time I watch ur videos!!!! Best wishes! Hope u r happy and r living a complete and satisfying life! I love you!
lmao!! Much Respect Steve Harvey !!! And why do I see so much hate in these comments ? Grow the hell up ,We all bleed the same Color..
lawrence campbell idk bout u, but i bleed green, and if you dab/vape it, you'll get lit as fuck... lol
South-East asian have black blood
lawrence campbell I agree! And I’ve met those white folks at work.They have asked me “Got any plans this weekend”?And I say no not really while they preceded to tell me that their friend has a cabin and they’re going camping,”Tom and I are going to this nice little Bed and Breakfast that a friend of friend told them about”Yeah,Many of them do shit on the weekends while many of us clean up our houses and wash clothes over the weekend😉
I'd rather do washing & clean than camp @ Bed&Breakfast
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The golden era 😂 I'm so glad I was apart of it and got to witness greatness like this
This is so true 😂😂😂 Everybodys going on the rollercoaster but me 😂
" ignant ass " love steve Harvey for keepin it real 😍😍😘
He actually is describing the difference between poor and upper middle glass.
I wish we could all just make fun of each other like this again. This shit had me dying haha.
We could if we stood up against the race hustlers, race baiters and the woke.
i wouldnt mind , im 15 and afro/american and i gotta say our generation is kinda soft
@burnaguy2453 I wouldn't mind you making a white joke about me. Shit I'd laugh as I didn't realize I do it haha. People just need to find humor these days not something to be offended by
I remember my Granddad and Pops and Uncles on Buckets fishing 😂😂😂
2019 Nd my ribs still hurt😂😂
This makes me cry with laughter and what a comedian !
When he started screaming, I literally just almost died from laughter because if that ain't what we do, you ain't got no damn soul 🤣
Jokes aside that fishing joke was probably true story of his considering he would go fishing when he was homeless.
Where's my incredible weekend at tho?