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  • Опубликовано: 12 авг 2020
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  • @Thevigofamily
    @Thevigofamily 4 года назад +496

    God bless who is reading this

  • @takudzwamakopa1657
    @takudzwamakopa1657 3 года назад +55

    "Leave us up there"🔥🤣

  • @highkey_steeze
    @highkey_steeze 3 года назад +45

    The “Coca Cola” part took me OUT 🤣🤣🤣

  • @melhardy203
    @melhardy203 3 года назад +45

    Hands down,the funniest human on the planet. God bless Mr Steve Harvey.

  • @Fleetwood_coda
    @Fleetwood_coda 4 года назад +76

    I love steve Harvey jokes because its the truth and people could relate to that

  • @nguyenhuong6646
    @nguyenhuong6646 3 года назад +114

    Damn I didn't even know that jokes about piss can be so powerful. This Mr. is a genius

  • @Kingofcasamere
    @Kingofcasamere 3 года назад +38

    I swear to god , he’s the funniest man alive!

  • @arielgonzalez5296
    @arielgonzalez5296 4 года назад +114

    I wish, and praying to be a standup comedy like him. He's the greatest icon man.
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leeroymrulekana5427
      @leeroymrulekana5427 3 года назад +7

      Don't stop believing
      If u can imagine it you can see it and if u see it u can make it come true

    • @pinkhdolphin
      @pinkhdolphin 3 года назад +5

      Keep the dream alive, it will happen

    • @demonwizard2162
      @demonwizard2162 3 года назад

      @@leeroymrulekana5427 its not ganna happen.

    • @ariesomega5787
      @ariesomega5787 Год назад

      @@demonwizard2162😂😂

    • @rolltide_rhiannon
      @rolltide_rhiannon Год назад +1

      @@demonwizard2162 Don't kill his dream just because you're still at Mama's house.

  • @kylejantjies7280
    @kylejantjies7280 2 года назад +12

    "It's got Hennessey in it!"

  • @jerrysimpson4562
    @jerrysimpson4562 2 года назад +12

    Steve Harvey is one of my favorite artists, actor and people. I don't care what he says, I listen to it.

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 2 года назад +11

    "This is URINE" 😭 this shit had me rolling istg

  • @kimsmith819
    @kimsmith819 4 года назад +221

    That astronaut story was the craziest thing I ever heard lmao

    • @robind.bullock3459
      @robind.bullock3459 3 года назад +2

      Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2348157407144) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you..... ..... ...... ... .... .........

    • @eileeneclark9011
      @eileeneclark9011 2 года назад +4

      4/30/22...That was a true story about an obsessed woman who was stalking her ex-boyfriend who was also in military 🪖/space program + his new girlfriend also.

  • @lavillaechannele8989
    @lavillaechannele8989 4 года назад +27

    😅😅😅... He is so damn good, God bless him

  • @Brenda12911
    @Brenda12911 2 года назад +25

    Lol the mom saying ," you better have clean underwear on in case you gotta go to the hospital!" I don't know if that's a black women thing or not but I believe it must be southern thing I'm white and my momma told me that shit every time I left the house lol 😂

    • @lore6608
      @lore6608 2 года назад +2

      My mom did too and would say that when we would take a flight or something. If something happens you don’t want to be found in dirty underwear. OMG I swear she still says that. I just tell her don’t worry I don’t wear any. She just looks at me lol.

    • @correioanacabral
      @correioanacabral Год назад +1

      Me too! and I'm portuguese and white lol

    • @quintonmiller8266
      @quintonmiller8266 Год назад

      It's all over the USA for blacks.

    • @ida.yjohnson9713
      @ida.yjohnson9713 Год назад +2

      I feel it's a PARENT THING BECAUSE I THINK I'VE HEARD THAT PHRASE 1 MILLION TIMES!! STILL FUNNY THOUGH!!

  • @sherongordon-dilnassa6193
    @sherongordon-dilnassa6193 4 года назад +23

    Darn Steve, you're awesome. You have me cracking up here. Greetings from Jamaica.

  • @davidgeschke4247
    @davidgeschke4247 3 года назад +33

    No one:
    The password on my WiFi router: 3:08

  • @temitopeolubunmi8398
    @temitopeolubunmi8398 4 года назад +32

    God bless you Steve

    • @robind.bullock3459
      @robind.bullock3459 3 года назад

      Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (Godstime MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2348157407144) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might nor by in power but of the spirit saith the lord (zechariah 4:6). You shall testify to the Glory of God in your life. God bless you..... ..... ...... ... .... .........

  • @Citricut2
    @Citricut2 2 года назад +4

    4 a.m. can’t sleep and I’m laughing like a maniac in bed

  • @saundragordon-grant6088
    @saundragordon-grant6088 4 года назад +41

    He has a funny way of putting it, but it's true! He will make you laugh until tears are running down your face.

    • @kimsmith819
      @kimsmith819 3 года назад

      And sometimes, tears running down your legs to

  • @carolcole570
    @carolcole570 Месяц назад +1

    EXACTLY. “ Make sure your underwear is clean and doesn’t have any holes in it, in case you end up in the hospital”. I am white, turning 80 this summer, and can CLEARLY hear my grandmama giving those instructions over and over and over again !

  • @user-pi7qc3yn5q
    @user-pi7qc3yn5q 4 года назад +16

    Steve ,,you are just a kind responsible man ,,I saw your daughter wedding video ,,and i saw how much you take care of your family and love them ,,you cried coz you dont want your daughter leave your eyes,,you gave a big lesson to any father who is selfish and unresponsible ,,thank you sir and i wish you and family long,happy life together as one heart❤️🙏🖐️

  • @decaytred9500
    @decaytred9500 2 года назад +5

    My cheeks are hurting because this is too damn funny

  • @gsbgsb9514
    @gsbgsb9514 2 года назад +5

    🤣 so funny and true!

  • @arielgonzalez5296
    @arielgonzalez5296 4 года назад +5

    Oh god. Almost felling. 5:58
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zillafact
    @zillafact 3 года назад +6

    cornstarch instead of johnsons hahaha, you murdered me there

  • @kben101
    @kben101 Год назад +2

    1:33
    Steve:We just want a house in the suburbs a nice house with a yard

  • @ronlawray1563
    @ronlawray1563 2 года назад +5

    You had me at "cornstarch" Steve

    • @rosegombos2120
      @rosegombos2120 2 года назад

      What is cornstarch regarding on Steve Harvey funny story lines

  • @soneetathomas743
    @soneetathomas743 Год назад +4

    "You forgot you put it on"
    You try to be sexy, you step out your draws.
    She see all that white (Steve screams) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @valeriegarcia6081
    @valeriegarcia6081 2 года назад +6

    Who the he'll puts thumbs down?? This shit soooooo funny!! your the best Steve Harvey

  • @skeeterstanley1272
    @skeeterstanley1272 3 года назад +8

    im busting laughing so hard i do love ya Brother Steve

  • @lovelycherokee_2616
    @lovelycherokee_2616 4 года назад +17

    🤗🤗🤗Mr Steve Harvey ❗❗❗you constantly have me crying laughing when I'm having a not good day🤗🤗🤗I love you ♥️So true ❗❗❗Our patents would say make sure your underclothes Clean🤗🤗🤗. Take care of yourself 😊 Blessings CONTINUOUSLY 🙏🏼to you & your beautiful family 💜✌🏼🙏🏼

  • @joz7577
    @joz7577 4 года назад +25

    Packed the corn 🌽 starch on you, you ain't always had Johnson & Johnson baby powder, 😭🤣😅😂, well!

  • @thadofalltrades
    @thadofalltrades 2 года назад +5

    I nearly had to pull over listening to this. Couldn't see the road

  • @rashidashabazz7319
    @rashidashabazz7319 Год назад +2

    STEVE is outta his mind....🤣😂😅😆🤣💯‼️‼️‼️

  • @samuelnicholaswamp558
    @samuelnicholaswamp558 3 года назад +7

    I don't care about your opinion but Steve Harvey is the king of Comedy

  • @ingridb6190
    @ingridb6190 4 года назад +8

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😄😅Steve u r so crazy, love it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @susielampkin3108
    @susielampkin3108 3 года назад +4

    Lol 😂 this man crazy I bet like I don't know what that marjorie be in 😭 tears

  • @junecampbell3466
    @junecampbell3466 Месяц назад +1

    It’s the inflection of his voice and his murdering English and his cussing as he spins a story that is so infectious 😂😂😂😂

  • @okeoke5950
    @okeoke5950 4 года назад +5

    Tie tie😂

  • @denisesutherland5400
    @denisesutherland5400 4 года назад +7

    🥰🥰🥰 love you Steve Harvey ❤

  • @lsubandtrumpet2014
    @lsubandtrumpet2014 2 года назад +4

    "WHAT IS I DONE DONE?!" I AM 30 RIGHT NOW!

  • @allenlawrence5376
    @allenlawrence5376 8 месяцев назад +1

    Love 💘 his work

  • @kevinmurphy5506
    @kevinmurphy5506 3 года назад +4

    Thanks for the laughs Steve.

  • @tamaraphillips434
    @tamaraphillips434 3 года назад +2

    😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    #2:56-4:45😩🤣🤣🤣🤣
    #4:25 i STILLLL CAN🤣
    #6:51😩🤣 that holler🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iiabdullahf1699
    @iiabdullahf1699 4 года назад +5

    I am Big fan. from Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦

  • @1GLDNLDY
    @1GLDNLDY Месяц назад +1

    Alright now! This is the first time, ever- that I've heard anyone talk publicly about POT LIQUOR (a.k.a.- "collard green juice"). Good and healthy stuff!

  • @ben_kaiser
    @ben_kaiser 2 месяца назад

    push a coke can down the street had me rolling

  • @En-of5oh
    @En-of5oh 4 года назад +4

    they leave themselves there, and they don't care whoever comes across that, smart comedy from Mr, Stieve

  • @deanpapadopoulos3314
    @deanpapadopoulos3314 2 года назад +2

    The funniest man in America.

  • @gastonneal724
    @gastonneal724 Год назад +2

    What was the name of this show. I was just telling my European co workers about this. The funniest Steve Harvey stand up.

  • @SleepyGeoCave-di2qb
    @SleepyGeoCave-di2qb 6 месяцев назад

    It seems like I've kowm Steve for years and he is one actor that is down to earth and love god

  • @bankait_rex1860
    @bankait_rex1860 3 года назад

    OH sht LMFAO bruhhhh!! when he licked it, I flipped !!!

  • @michaellazzeri9439
    @michaellazzeri9439 2 года назад +1

    Ohhhhhhhhhh, Steve ! Raisin hell as usual.

  • @cherylmaynard5657
    @cherylmaynard5657 2 года назад

    Thank you for your blessings because I am watching this

  • @charitymagwaza6921
    @charitymagwaza6921 2 года назад

    WOW im in tears .

  • @arielgonzalez5296
    @arielgonzalez5296 4 года назад +6

    Is that a urine??? 6:05
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @4SEOBangsata
    @4SEOBangsata 4 года назад +5

    God Bless You Boss...
    A W E S O M E

  • @dianeoxendine7619
    @dianeoxendine7619 2 года назад +3

    All the females agreeing with the clean underwear.

  • @MrBabylon
    @MrBabylon 3 года назад +6

    one of the few american comedians that are genuinely funny, beyond the first 5 minutes!
    although that bit about black americans not being interested in the space program was depressing, true but depressing, to think all that potential talent wasted because some people cant see past the first few millimeters of a person's skin!

  • @pinkycherry5938
    @pinkycherry5938 2 года назад +1

    Loll...pisssssss.... urine ..... loll

  • @allisonhill2986
    @allisonhill2986 3 года назад +3

    HILARIOUS!!!

  • @deborahfromdcspetersoncity9213
    @deborahfromdcspetersoncity9213 4 года назад +3

    Way to funny 😂

  • @marionallen7899
    @marionallen7899 10 месяцев назад

    I love Harvey, may it be comedy Family Feud or motivational speaking, i find him funny knowledgeable , competent and motivational . ♥

  • @gracerennie
    @gracerennie Год назад

    Hahaha this made me laugh 😂

  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus 2 года назад +2

    5:57

  • @ejjkejjejej8346
    @ejjkejjejej8346 3 года назад

    God bless everyone,.

  • @lamarfrazier4357
    @lamarfrazier4357 4 месяца назад

    Its the scream 4 me!

  • @alsammak71
    @alsammak71 4 года назад +1

    god bless you too 🙏🙋‍♂️😘

  • @williamkluttz5443
    @williamkluttz5443 Год назад

    Wow, I'm laughing and now everything hurts, lol

  • @faithmatters761
    @faithmatters761 4 года назад +18

    Steve STOP YOU WRONG FOR THAT!! YOU KNOW WE GOT SWEET PEE" 😆

  • @scorpiolady2503
    @scorpiolady2503 3 года назад

    Thank you😁

  • @marydeherrera8757
    @marydeherrera8757 Год назад

    Sharp suit that tie is the best

  • @josephlascola6592
    @josephlascola6592 3 года назад

    Crisco corn starch lmao.

  • @onthespotshow8186
    @onthespotshow8186 4 года назад +1

    LoL 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dabigbaby7193
    @dabigbaby7193 3 года назад +2

    he a foooooooooooooooool😆😆😆😆

  • @debrahuddleston1310
    @debrahuddleston1310 4 года назад

    So true! Viva la difference!

  • @charlesleeiii
    @charlesleeiii 4 года назад +3

    That kickback will have u tryna dodge it like The Matrix.

  • @helidude3502
    @helidude3502 2 года назад +2

    The reactions were as good as his material
    👍😎

  • @coolluetv6587
    @coolluetv6587 4 года назад

    From facebook swipe up 😂

  • @nellyparra4810
    @nellyparra4810 Год назад

    My mom use to tell same. About the underwear now I tell my 32 daughter still. Your the best ❤

  • @m3rcy743
    @m3rcy743 Год назад

    It’s got Hennessy in it!!!!

  • @olvisguerrero8284
    @olvisguerrero8284 2 года назад +1

    Lmao 🤣😆

  • @Xcuseme-
    @Xcuseme- 4 года назад +7

    I want the animated version 😑

  • @heidichrist4000
    @heidichrist4000 4 года назад +1

    ducktales moon intensifies to a billion.

  • @Dragoon91786
    @Dragoon91786 10 месяцев назад

    That cornstarch that didn't rot your legs up from under you! 😅 At least, not without the pesticides and GMO! 😅 When you dun found out that J&J powder had asbestos in it, your grandmother's remedy suddenly seemed downright cutting edge science! 😜🤣💯

  • @leograham8477
    @leograham8477 4 года назад

    LMAO!!!

  • @sammylacks4937
    @sammylacks4937 4 часа назад

    I'm white and not going either.
    Damn the moon.

  • @aminanamoyo83
    @aminanamoyo83 4 года назад +1

    🤣🤐🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my god Steve ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @annaleevalfig1119
    @annaleevalfig1119 3 года назад +1

    The cornstarch 💯 deff better than Johnson & Johnson baby powder

  • @Ivy-girl
    @Ivy-girl 4 года назад +2

    Why is it censured though?

  • @jackiebooker6495
    @jackiebooker6495 2 года назад

    Hilarious

  • @kittylarue8120
    @kittylarue8120 2 года назад

    "Its that URINE!"

  • @aarongoldsten2913
    @aarongoldsten2913 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • @wood8715
    @wood8715 3 года назад +2

    I'm white and hate wasting money on the space program!!!! 4 trillion on going to mars!!!

  • @kialljacobs8331
    @kialljacobs8331 Год назад +1

    Corn starch

  • @charitybrown7649
    @charitybrown7649 3 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elsarain8126
    @elsarain8126 3 года назад

    😂😂😂

  • @HossSwayerpr
    @HossSwayerpr 3 года назад +1

    🤣

  • @bernardwilliams9294
    @bernardwilliams9294 3 года назад +2

    Steve a fool bro

  • @DelaCroix94
    @DelaCroix94 3 года назад +1

    Hey America’s Best.