You shouldn’t post any video or pictures with your keys in it. People could decode them based off of the relative heights of the notches and then make duplicates.
ruclips.net/video/8HzIlKe--NU/видео.htmlsi=0ZDl6HSBDG8Sblz8 Theres something not quite right with the very familiar sounding naration on this Vid, sounds like a deep fake budget Whistler bot....
"If life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades. Then throw them at your enemies and watch them explode into a cloud of citrusy doom. It's the Aperture Science way!"
If life gives you lemons, create a new serious RUclips channel dedicated to the life cycle/facts of lemons and then a fun one for when you're hopped up on lemon sugar and willing to rage against the world!
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your d*** lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!”
@@thareelhelloagain G'day, Thanks. Interrogative... Do ye know the Definitive factor separatin' Poetry from Prose ? Prosaiacally squeaking, the first word of a sentence is "Capitalised"..., as are names & propper nouns. Poetically squeaking, One may rhyme All, or some, of the time Or nyet at all... But the way a Printer distinguishes Betwixt & between The Genres...; Is that with Poetry The first word Of every line Is capitalises every time... Welcome to Free Verse & Blank Verse... (To see my published Poetry, most of which rhymes, Please feel free to backtrack moi, To my "Warbles In The Wilderness..." Playlist.. Have fun, and Enjoy... Such is life, Have a good one... Stay safe. ;-p Ciao!
More citations can mean more prestige, but it can also mean that your paper is so bad that people feel the need to correct it and then they have to cite it.
Yeah, I recall a PhD student I knew kept looking at how many people cited a paper. It had to be repeatedly pointed out that he needed to check what the papers citing it were actually about to see if that was a good or bad thing.
@zechrussell4938 yes, but that is only a small part of anaesthetics. The whole thing is a complex area. Anaesthesia really is the tricky line between sleep and death.
I can speak from experience. Anesthesiologist put me to sleep prior to an operation once and the drugs made so relaxed, I stopped breathing and my heart stopped. Spent a week in ICU. Fun times.
Quick note, retracted papers arent all necessarily fraudulent. Many get retracted because of mistakes, later identified data/test procedures issues, legal complications preventing further publication, and many other reasons. But yes, fraud is, of course, one reason.
Yeah, but being unsble to duplicate the resukts typically is *not* causd fir retraction. That's just something that happens. Papers aren't geverally retracted for good-faith errors.
My PI was known for writing response papers to published articles with bad or fraudulent data. My personal favorite that he showed me was a table that had negative volume and STILL got published.
@@TabletopWorms I recall reading a paper about 10 years ago that was an attempt to make a more mobile gait study system. The normal method to track how weight is distributed as you walk is a limited number of stationary, high precision scales. This paper had an in shoe system. The tested their in shoe system on a standard stationary system. They had a section that basically said any discrepancies between their system and the standard were negligible, when they really weren't. Like normal gait has a large amount of side to side force, which the standard system showed while their system showed basically none. No idea if it was ever retracted, but it was a terrible idea for what they were trying to do for multiple reasons.
It astounds me that some people disparage science in general. My grandmother thinks going to the moon was a huge waste of time and money and I'm like, "okay, but you like velcro... right?" The other evening I was watching a docuseries on remote island volcanoes and my mother couldn't understand why scientists wanted to investigate them because "we wouldn't be able to build societies there anyway." Neither of them can think laterally :(
@@izzy4bitney The idea that going to the moon was a huge waste of money is pretty common. NASA struggled for a long time with funding following the space race because people thought it was pointless, hence the emergence of private space comapnies
Don't entirely blame her after learning about these shenanigans. If you want to really curl your hair, check out Simon's post about the fentanyl epidemic.
Yeah I've encountered too many people like this. Ones who believe if something doesn't benefit them _directly_ then that thing isn't worth the time or money spent on it. And almost all of them without fail have no idea that they _have_ had direct benefits from such things or how they are beneficial to everyone. For example the effort to measure the magnetic properties of various nuclei including hydrogen, deuterium, and lithium directly lead to the invention of the MRI machine. The list of inventions created specifically to assist in space exploration that went on to benefit us all is incredibly large. Memory foam for better mattresses, scratch-resistant lenses, shoe insoles, cordless tools, tap water filters and smoke detectors are just some of those inventions. Oh yeah, and the technology behind phone cameras and how they are able to be so small is also thanks to efforts to make cameras for spacecraft small enough yet with good enough quality to gain "scientific quality data" from.
I swear these days half the reason I watch these videos is to see if Lorelei edited them (can usually tell by the Doctor Who clips lol) and I can normally tell before the end... she's become my favourite editor on RUclips because she's hilarious. Hope you're enjoying the specials Lorelei! Great work on the video as always.
The anesthesiologist is literally the guy keeping you alive and not screaming in pain while the surgeon does the cutting and sewing. He's the guy who monitors your vitals, the master of all the drugs involved in the operation, the one who does all the procedures involved in reanimation if your heart stops beating (yes he's the guy who does the chest compressions and electric shock stuff), the one who pumps blood back in your body if you're bleeding profusely (while the surgeon does everything to stop the bleeding), the one who puts you to sleep before the surgery and wakes you up after etc... People tend to think surgery is all about the surgeon, but a surgeon is as useless without the anesthesiologist as without the nurses. The anesthesiologist also has at least one anesthesiologist nurse assisting him at all times. There's always at least two doctors in an operating room: the anesthesiologist and as many surgeons as needed, usually one.
@@BullScrapPracEff Which part? To each country its practices but that's pretty much the way it goes here in France, yeah maybe it's a bit different in the US but I'm pretty sure it's not that different in most developed countries...
Kevin, you have rapidly become my favorite writer. you have the best topics, seasoned with just the right amount of sarcasm and hate. thank you for what you do, and braving so many watch lists for our education and entertainment
What a better way to start off the week than with a fresh Brain Blaze! And as a reminder, I can provide you access to all of my complete scripts, unedited and uncensored!
G'day, Yes, Indeed...; But, Execution via Injection involves Strapping the Patient/Victim down, ideally after having been already sedated (technically, "pre-medicated"), and rendering them unconscious, usually with an overdose of Sodium Pentabarbitone - which is, when used in smaller doses, used to induce rapid loss of consciousness for Surgical Anaesthetics... I dunno if the Executioners use a Curare-type Muscle-Relaxant (Al-Curonium or Pan-Curonium...?) as well - for a sort of Belt & Braces Effect, in that if the Pentabarb atop the Valium or Pethidine/Morphine doesn't immediately kill..., Then paralysing their Diaphragm & Intercostals surely WILL... So, my guess is that they were probably BOTH Correct...(?) ! Such is life, Have a good one... Stay safe, ;-p Ciao!
It's a question of dosage. Just right - anaesthesia. Too much - execution. I have had the triple crown for a shoulder operation and an eye operation, so third ones the charm!
Anesthesiologists also a mixture of pain medication, sedatives and a paralytic for intubation. Paramedics and nurses will use the same for rapid sequence intubation. So you are correct that some nurses can give them. Prison guards will give the same drugs for execution as well.
Everytime I hear about fake research winding up in journal articles, I have to wonder what's going on at the journals. I was faculty for years. Every year, I had to submit where my work had been cited. Every year, I did unpaid service (as most faculty do) reviewing articles submitted for publication. You're supposed to be an expert in your field.If something doesn't sound right, it's not that it's so new you don't understand it, it probably isn't right. There are also multiple reviewers per article. You look at the works cited in the article; do they say what the submitted article authors think they say? Is there a misinterpretation? Are the 'right' articles even cited? That is, there should be a traceable line from previous research to the one being reviewed. If there are a bunch of articles that don't make sense, the reviewer should be suspicious. You don't have to read each cited work, but you should darned well be familiar with most of them. You're not just given an article to review because you're a professor, but because your research is in the same field and/or you're published in the same area. So, long professor story short, for all these unsupported articles to be published in what I assume are authoritative journals (there are scams out there called 'predatory journals; another story), lots of people had to be asleep at the wheel.
@9:28 that is exactly what happened to a couple of lawyers in the USA this year, they went with what chat GPT gave them verbatim and it gave them the wrong info.
When I had my gallbladder out, the hospital billed more for the anesthesiologist than the surgeon. I’m fine with that. If the surgeon screws up, I get an infection. If the anesthesiologist screws up, I either wake up screaming or I don’t wake up at all.
How was that surgery and recovery? I've been told by my primary care physician that I need my Gall Bladder removed, but referred me to a more specialized doctor so I could get a second opinion from someone that knew more. I missed the appointment and never rescheduled because the issue I had that caused me to get some tests done, which gave that result, hasn't happened since that first time, and it's been at least a year and a half. I may be told that I really should get it removed in the future, so I'm curious how serious it is.
@@moogle68 I spent a full night in the hospital rather than being released, ambulatory, and I think I was out of work for a week. (It’s an office job, a more active job might be different.) I was able to get around my house OK, and I ordered food and groceries from Uber and Instacart. I only used about half the pain meds they prescribed for me.
@@annieinwonderland you ended up with brain damage from the surgery or from waiting so long to get the surgery? Or was it just an unrelated issue that made the surgery more complicated?
Can you elaborate on that a bit? I know that what vets have to learn is many times more difficult than human doctors because they usually have to learn the same types of things, but for dozens of different anatomies, and that is likely a big part of why you are saying it's so complicated, but is it not mostly a matter of ruling out allergies to medication, factoring dosage and duration based on gender, weight, height, tolerance, genetics, and the specific areas that will be affected by the surgery being done? (I realize that's a lot of factors, but a lot of that info is required as standard when seeing pretty much any medical professional)
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Anesthesia can be given/managed, at least in the US, by both an Anesthesiologist, who is a medical doctor, or a Nurse Anesthetist, a Registered Professional Nurse, a level equivalent to a Nurse Practitioner; you can even have both practicing at the same procedure at the same time.
I think the arsenic bacteria one actually got a lot more interest in how bacteria actually survive around arsenic which would probably have been pretty common in early habitats for ancient life.
That last one is a good reminder of how we can put on blinders when we want something to be true. Always question your findings before declaring it as truth. It will save you from embarrassment, and worse.
Yes, anesthesia often includes a paralytic. For many surgeries, it would be awfully inconvenient if the patient started moving around in a sedated state. Its correct that in the hospital, it's the anesthesiologist and never the nurse that puts the patient under. Paramedics, outside of the hospital, are also able induce patients in circumstances where a conscious patient needs to have a endotracheal (breathing) tube placed immediately. Other than that, I believe critical care nurses are also able to induce patients, although I haven't asked anyone to confirm that.
Lorelei continues to be my favorite editor! The source content is just so perfect and the variety of clips is superb. Master-class! It makes an already very interesting video that much more fun.
I haven’t seen this kind of Simon before- I’ve just seen him following the script perfectly. I love this kind of Simon so much! And the video is scary as someone who relies heavily on medication 😞
Anesthesiologist keep you in a delicate state between consciousness and death. It's easy when things are going well, more technical when someone trends towards death, exceptionally more difficult when someone is nearing death before the anesthesia even begins (life saving surgies)
Academic here, each journal has an "impact factor". For example nature (one of the top journals) is ~64 PNAS (a good journal) ~11 and you have journals that are basically pay to publish with little review with much lower impact. The higher the impact factor the better. The impact factor is how many times a journal is cited divided by the total number of articles. So a study published in nature on average will be cited 64 times for a reference. This calculation can be done for a researcher or lab or single study and the more curtains the more impactful it is in the community.
I spend way to much time in hospital thanks to far too many health problems to get into. But anaesthesiologists are some of my favourite doctors I've been awake for quite a few surgeries but obviously on a lot meds so I didn't feel anything. Me and the doctor were just jamming to unwritten and punk rocker to a point the main surgeon told us to shut up cause he hated those songs. It was great
@@EveryFairyDies haha well you have the tough job of making sure each episode doesn’t turn into an epic blaze because of Simon’s tangents😂(although, I don’t think anyone would mind if every video was an hour long!)
I'm the same with coffee but not so much with coke or RB. Guess it's just what you like. I've trouble reading coffee in a book without feeling the need to put the kettle on.
The 5HT3 antagonists (Ondansetron, Granisetron principally) are pretty OK as anti-nauseants, however for those chemotherapies that are particularly emetogenic (HEVC - anything containing Platinum, also Dacarbazine, high-dose cyclophosphamide, and most anthracycline combinations) the current gold standard is a 5HT3 antagonist (Palonosetron) and Substance P antagonist / Neurokinin antagonist Netupitant combination (Akinzeo). The neurokinin antagonists were originally developed as potentially useful analgesics (back in the day when we thought Substance P was central to the pain pathways), but have found a completely different although excellent role as very potent anti-emetics. P.s. - if you are in the cell radiolabelling business, Dextran 70 provides a faster degree of RBC sedimentation than hydroxyethyl starch, especially using Heparin rather than ACD as an anticoagulant.
Just for the record: an anaesthesiologist is a doctor, then you have a technician, who can be diploma level, or a nurse with an extra bit of study. And you nailed it - it’s the “putting you to sleep” triangle: paralytics, amnesiacs, and analgesia. 😅 sorry edit: an anaesthetic tech is not normally degree level, but they need specific papers, so nurses can do those to do that job. In ICU, we use a lot of the same drugs they use in surgery to keep you sedated and monitor the ventilator, so we actually do some of the same functions of the anaesthesiologist.
I received an anesthesiologists report as part of a sheaf of documents regarding a medical procedure that I had undergone. A teeny bit of fentenyl was in the cocktail. Now, I'm onnit full-time and you know what ? It feels great !
An anesthesiologist's work is never done. It often begins in the prep for surgery phase when the IV is stuck in your amr. some chemicals in the drip prepare your body for the anestesia process. Well, actually, it began well before when your height and weight were taken and Dosimitry went to work calculationg how much of what would be needed. After you are wheeleed in and hooked up. you are put under. Next things to maintain that state of affairs over the course of surghery are done, sometimes for ovef 4 hours. This itself is more than one process that requires constant monitoring. Then you are prepared for recovery, which may include an amnestic and the process for bringing you back to conciousness. If it is done right, you don't even know you were out and are often quite lucid. When I had my bypass, I was told it would be a triple. When I came around I was told it was a quad. I said "What is this; by 3 get one free?"
Joachim is approximately pronounced like Yo ach(much like Scottish) im (like in limit). And Wikipedia doesn't seem to mention a criminal investigation, I suspect someone got confused by the word "investigation", he was investigated by academic institutions, lost his title "professor", got lots of papers retracted, that kind of stuff.
Memes leaning into simon's bionic abilities. I wonder if it's Sam or Lorelei Editing today. (edit) Definitely Lorelei. Keeep up the good work! Love the memes an in-jokes!
Editor: Lorelei Brown? Lorelei Brown was the name of a character in the TV sitcom My Favorite Martian (1963 to 1966) played by Pamela Britton. She was the ditzy landlady.
I’m honestly impressed. I’ve been trying to get multiple papers published for three years and they’ve all been rejected except for 1 but they’ve kinda gone dark on me after approving me. Here’s hoping I hear back soon
I’ve had brain cancer twice and Kytril was the best anti nausea medication for me while on chemo. You can only take it every 12 hours though so I did have to take Phenegran in between.
Project Panda is a bit of a wild story in its own right. The samples they tested were gathered by flying jets with catchment devices mounted on them through the mushroom cloud from the nuclear bomb, and then just high tailing it across the ocean to Berkley where there was a lab that could detect these elements....looking for something that might have a half life in the realm of a few hours.
I just watched that documentary about Paolo Macchiarini and his fake windpipes, and OMG I felt sick in my stomach watching, the science world is so messed up it's insane. I have no ideia how someone manages to go as far as killing 5 people until someone is like "ok, maybe we should read the papers and test his findings" 🙃🙃🙃 (and to be honest, quite shocking the other doctors be like "ok it makes no scientific sense but who knows" like dude, aren't u a doctor?)
0:58 So, people say to poop downstream and drink the water from upstream. However, what about the person living upstream of you? Or the person living upstream of that person? Or the person living upstream of that other person? 🤢🤢
Simon, I love you're reaction to you're own statements, the long pauses after you say something is hilarious, especially when you say... I'm pretty sure I'm right😂
I vividly remember the Victor Ninov fiasco. I was studying experimental and radiation/particle physics at the time and a couple of my professors dedicated lectures to it. It was a very big deal. Everyone's research, specifically experimental data was being scrutinized and even leaving out outlier data might get you brought before a board and asked about it.
12:45 Sam showing why he is the ultimate editor: utilizing a scene from the MUCH more entertaining Buffy movie. He’s earned additional time out of the Blazement for a month.
You’re right, anesthesiology is pretty complicated. A lethal injection is basically just an overdose of anesthesia, which is why it’s such a highly paid job. You have to crunch the numbers to find out how much to give someone to put them under without killing them, you also have to monitor vitals the entire time.
heard about Ninov from a different youtuber so when i heard goosey mentioned i had an inkling about what was coming up. bobby broccoli does fantastic essays about science and the business that sometimes goes with it.
As someone that has some experience in operating rooms: the idea that an anesthesiologist puts you to sleep and administers pain killers is ludicrous. The true magic is that they essentially you and bring you back to life no worse for the experience. Not that the killing is the noteworthy part...
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You shouldn’t post any video or pictures with your keys in it. People could decode them based off of the relative heights of the notches and then make duplicates.
Maybe anesthesiologists don't have the most fraud. Maybe they have the most fraud caught, thanks to more vigilant and rigorous colleagues. 🤔
ruclips.net/video/8HzIlKe--NU/видео.htmlsi=0ZDl6HSBDG8Sblz8 Theres something not quite right with the very familiar sounding naration on this Vid, sounds like a deep fake budget Whistler bot....
Ridge should make phone wallets or nah?
"If life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades. Then throw them at your enemies and watch them explode into a cloud of citrusy doom. It's the Aperture Science way!"
Lemon-Nades
The best "science" quote to date
COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!
If life gives you lemons, create a new serious RUclips channel dedicated to the life cycle/facts of lemons and then a fun one for when you're hopped up on lemon sugar and willing to rage against the world!
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your d*** lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!”
Simon: “I have friends who are academics!”
Simon’s academic friends: “Yeah, he’s our token “semi”-intelligent friend.”
🤣🤣🤣
G'day,
We're ye
Reachin' for,
"Pseudo-Intellectual..." ?
One wonders...(!).
Such is life,
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao !
@@WarblesOnALot Were you reaching for a needlessly quirky comment structure? One wonders.
@@thareelhelloagain Everyone knows if you type a bunch of words, everyone'll think you're really smart
@@thareelhelloagain
G'day,
Thanks.
Interrogative...
Do ye know the
Definitive factor separatin'
Poetry from
Prose ?
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Poetically squeaking,
One may rhyme
All, or some, of the time
Or nyet at all...
But the way a
Printer distinguishes
Betwixt & between
The Genres...;
Is that with
Poetry
The first word
Of every line
Is capitalises every time...
Welcome to
Free Verse
&
Blank
Verse...
(To see my published
Poetry, most of which rhymes,
Please feel free to backtrack moi,
To my
"Warbles In The Wilderness..."
Playlist..
Have fun, and
Enjoy...
Such is life,
Have a good one...
Stay safe.
;-p
Ciao!
@@WarblesOnALot Wasn't a compliment. Oof.
More citations can mean more prestige, but it can also mean that your paper is so bad that people feel the need to correct it and then they have to cite it.
Excellent point!
Well a paper and a retraction equals two papers. In the world of "Publish or perish" one sometimes gets by.
Yeah, I recall a PhD student I knew kept looking at how many people cited a paper. It had to be repeatedly pointed out that he needed to check what the papers citing it were actually about to see if that was a good or bad thing.
At 2:25, the difference between anesthesia and execution is a very thin line. Anyone can put people to sleep. The trick is having them wake up again!
That's not true. There's stuff you can anesthesize yourself with and come back when it wears off.
I mean just wake up.
@zechrussell4938 yes, but that is only a small part of anaesthetics. The whole thing is a complex area. Anaesthesia really is the tricky line between sleep and death.
I can speak from experience. Anesthesiologist put me to sleep prior to an operation once and the drugs made so relaxed, I stopped breathing and my heart stopped. Spent a week in ICU. Fun times.
Airway management. Also with anaesthesia they don’t generally deliberately administer high dose potassium to put you into cardiac arrest.
Quick note, retracted papers arent all necessarily fraudulent. Many get retracted because of mistakes, later identified data/test procedures issues, legal complications preventing further publication, and many other reasons. But yes, fraud is, of course, one reason.
Yeah, but being unsble to duplicate the resukts typically is *not* causd fir retraction. That's just something that happens. Papers aren't geverally retracted for good-faith errors.
@@vic5015 Often they are, if they can't be fixed. But it's usually a decision by the authors.
My PI was known for writing response papers to published articles with bad or fraudulent data. My personal favorite that he showed me was a table that had negative volume and STILL got published.
@@TabletopWorms I recall reading a paper about 10 years ago that was an attempt to make a more mobile gait study system. The normal method to track how weight is distributed as you walk is a limited number of stationary, high precision scales. This paper had an in shoe system. The tested their in shoe system on a standard stationary system. They had a section that basically said any discrepancies between their system and the standard were negligible, when they really weren't. Like normal gait has a large amount of side to side force, which the standard system showed while their system showed basically none. No idea if it was ever retracted, but it was a terrible idea for what they were trying to do for multiple reasons.
Every time a writer makes Simon say the name Joaquin, an angel gets its wings.
A tank gets it's treads. 9:55
@TerroristPenguin a beautiful moment, it brings a tear to the eye of the metal machine.
the best thing is that he misspelled the actuall name twice :D
@@TerroristPenguin what an irony terrorist is happy when another terrorist picture is shown
I think he needs to know that Joaquin (wah-keen) and Joachim (yo-uh-kim) are different names.
Mad respect for the cliff Burton shout out
I've been waiting for the perfect moment to feature Metallica, and this was it. ❤🤘
The fact that I had to scroll pretty far it find someone shouting this out is a shame 🤘
It astounds me that some people disparage science in general. My grandmother thinks going to the moon was a huge waste of time and money and I'm like, "okay, but you like velcro... right?" The other evening I was watching a docuseries on remote island volcanoes and my mother couldn't understand why scientists wanted to investigate them because "we wouldn't be able to build societies there anyway." Neither of them can think laterally :(
I take my family for granted it seems.
I would love a family I could discuss these topics with. As it stands... I cannot. So yeah, appreciate them :)@@Psilomuscimol
@@izzy4bitney The idea that going to the moon was a huge waste of money is pretty common. NASA struggled for a long time with funding following the space race because people thought it was pointless, hence the emergence of private space comapnies
Don't entirely blame her after learning about these shenanigans. If you want to really curl your hair, check out Simon's post about the fentanyl epidemic.
Yeah I've encountered too many people like this. Ones who believe if something doesn't benefit them _directly_ then that thing isn't worth the time or money spent on it. And almost all of them without fail have no idea that they _have_ had direct benefits from such things or how they are beneficial to everyone. For example the effort to measure the magnetic properties of various nuclei including hydrogen, deuterium, and lithium directly lead to the invention of the MRI machine. The list of inventions created specifically to assist in space exploration that went on to benefit us all is incredibly large. Memory foam for better mattresses, scratch-resistant lenses, shoe insoles, cordless tools, tap water filters and smoke detectors are just some of those inventions. Oh yeah, and the technology behind phone cameras and how they are able to be so small is also thanks to efforts to make cameras for spacecraft small enough yet with good enough quality to gain "scientific quality data" from.
I swear these days half the reason I watch these videos is to see if Lorelei edited them (can usually tell by the Doctor Who clips lol) and I can normally tell before the end... she's become my favourite editor on RUclips because she's hilarious. Hope you're enjoying the specials Lorelei! Great work on the video as always.
Shoutout to the Metallica reference.
I love her clips, so much!
Based on the “Lower Decks” clip @ 25:12, I'm assuming she’s a Star Trek fan, too!
The Simpsons' "No you won't!" Was hilarious
I like all the metal references she gets in.
Thanks great video I reiterate Simon should do an entire video, having a Q&A with GPT.
While I disagree that an entire video of GPT would be entertaining, you're welcome to thank not only the channel but the writer as well!
(I'd tell you how, but RUclips keeps deleting my comments when I try lol)
In my opinion Kevin is deliberately trying to send Simon to a speech therapist.
Really thought the magic box would be about Theranos because they tried to sell a magic box 😂
The anesthesiologist is literally the guy keeping you alive and not screaming in pain while the surgeon does the cutting and sewing. He's the guy who monitors your vitals, the master of all the drugs involved in the operation, the one who does all the procedures involved in reanimation if your heart stops beating (yes he's the guy who does the chest compressions and electric shock stuff), the one who pumps blood back in your body if you're bleeding profusely (while the surgeon does everything to stop the bleeding), the one who puts you to sleep before the surgery and wakes you up after etc... People tend to think surgery is all about the surgeon, but a surgeon is as useless without the anesthesiologist as without the nurses. The anesthesiologist also has at least one anesthesiologist nurse assisting him at all times. There's always at least two doctors in an operating room: the anesthesiologist and as many surgeons as needed, usually one.
Nice sentiment even if it's not exactly true.
@@BullScrapPracEff Which part? To each country its practices but that's pretty much the way it goes here in France, yeah maybe it's a bit different in the US but I'm pretty sure it's not that different in most developed countries...
This might be the best ever Simon! Mixing up surgery and executions.
Please don't ever change Simon.
In every case, your commentary makes my day!
Technically both put people to sleep
To be fair, a bad day for one would be a normal day for the other
He didn’t really mix the two up, they’re basically different sides of the same coin.
Kevin, you have rapidly become my favorite writer. you have the best topics, seasoned with just the right amount of sarcasm and hate. thank you for what you do, and braving so many watch lists for our education and entertainment
👏👏👏
There can be only one. And that one is Danny! #freedanny
@@ericstamps4717 👏👏👏 It is great Simon has enough work for both to entertain and inform us ❤
What a better way to start off the week than with a fresh Brain Blaze! And as a reminder, I can provide you access to all of my complete scripts, unedited and uncensored!
Props to Lorelei on the editing. The memes were on point. The "we're all fucked" with Simon drinking a coke got me harder than i like to admit.
Lorelei: Absolute legend.
To correct the editor, Simon was not thinking about execution. There are three parts to general anesthesia.
G'day,
Yes,
Indeed...;
But,
Execution via Injection involves
Strapping the Patient/Victim down, ideally after having been already sedated (technically, "pre-medicated"), and rendering them unconscious, usually with an overdose of Sodium Pentabarbitone - which is, when used in smaller doses, used to induce rapid loss of consciousness for Surgical Anaesthetics...
I dunno if the
Executioners use a Curare-type Muscle-Relaxant
(Al-Curonium or Pan-Curonium...?) as well - for a sort of Belt & Braces Effect, in that if the Pentabarb atop the Valium or Pethidine/Morphine doesn't immediately kill...,
Then paralysing their Diaphragm & Intercostals surely WILL...
So, my guess is that they were probably
BOTH
Correct...(?) !
Such is life,
Have a good one...
Stay safe,
;-p
Ciao!
It's a question of dosage. Just right - anaesthesia. Too much - execution. I have had the triple crown for a shoulder operation and an eye operation, so third ones the charm!
I did Google it, but the opportunity for memeage was too great to resist.
@@WarblesOnALotwow that's a LOT of knowledge!!!
Says a Simon-level person!
There are also three parts to lethal injection, the exact same three that are involved in anesthesia
Simon I’m in need of an OGBB visual to make sure Peter is okay
Anesthesiologists also a mixture of pain medication, sedatives and a paralytic for intubation. Paramedics and nurses will use the same for rapid sequence intubation. So you are correct that some nurses can give them. Prison guards will give the same drugs for execution as well.
Yep, yep those are definitely words. Some of them I recognise, a few I even know the meaning of.
Everytime I hear about fake research winding up in journal articles, I have to wonder what's going on at the journals. I was faculty for years. Every year, I had to submit where my work had been cited. Every year, I did unpaid service (as most faculty do) reviewing articles submitted for publication. You're supposed to be an expert in your field.If something doesn't sound right, it's not that it's so new you don't understand it, it probably isn't right. There are also multiple reviewers per article. You look at the works cited in the article; do they say what the submitted article authors think they say? Is there a misinterpretation? Are the 'right' articles even cited? That is, there should be a traceable line from previous research to the one being reviewed. If there are a bunch of articles that don't make sense, the reviewer should be suspicious. You don't have to read each cited work, but you should darned well be familiar with most of them. You're not just given an article to review because you're a professor, but because your research is in the same field and/or you're published in the same area. So, long professor story short, for all these unsupported articles to be published in what I assume are authoritative journals (there are scams out there called 'predatory journals; another story), lots of people had to be asleep at the wheel.
Fake research? For money?... 🤔 Like "cov*d" and the "vaccines"?..... Got it.
Cracks me up everytime Simon does a dumb and has that silent moment of reflection 😆 🤣
@9:28 that is exactly what happened to a couple of lawyers in the USA this year, they went with what chat GPT gave them verbatim and it gave them the wrong info.
When I had my gallbladder out, the hospital billed more for the anesthesiologist than the surgeon. I’m fine with that. If the surgeon screws up, I get an infection. If the anesthesiologist screws up, I either wake up screaming or I don’t wake up at all.
How was that surgery and recovery? I've been told by my primary care physician that I need my Gall Bladder removed, but referred me to a more specialized doctor so I could get a second opinion from someone that knew more. I missed the appointment and never rescheduled because the issue I had that caused me to get some tests done, which gave that result, hasn't happened since that first time, and it's been at least a year and a half. I may be told that I really should get it removed in the future, so I'm curious how serious it is.
@@moogle68 I spent a full night in the hospital rather than being released, ambulatory, and I think I was out of work for a week. (It’s an office job, a more active job might be different.) I was able to get around my house OK, and I ordered food and groceries from Uber and Instacart. I only used about half the pain meds they prescribed for me.
I'm also interested in knowing how the surgery went.
Or like me you need care as you end up with mild brain damage
@@annieinwonderland you ended up with brain damage from the surgery or from waiting so long to get the surgery? Or was it just an unrelated issue that made the surgery more complicated?
I run anesthesia on animals. It's terrifying. Anesthesia is very complicated and I'm constantly learning new things.
Can you elaborate on that a bit? I know that what vets have to learn is many times more difficult than human doctors because they usually have to learn the same types of things, but for dozens of different anatomies, and that is likely a big part of why you are saying it's so complicated, but is it not mostly a matter of ruling out allergies to medication, factoring dosage and duration based on gender, weight, height, tolerance, genetics, and the specific areas that will be affected by the surgery being done? (I realize that's a lot of factors, but a lot of that info is required as standard when seeing pretty much any medical professional)
15:20 made me literally lol. You can do it, Danny!
He lives in hope.
1:40 - Chapter 1 - Top of the leaderboard
2:45 - Mid roll ads
4:35 - Back to the video
12:40 - Chapter 2 - Getting loosey with the goosey
20:10 - Chapter 3 - Arsenic life
The Danny escape attempt counter made me laugh 😂
Anesthesia can be given/managed, at least in the US, by both an Anesthesiologist, who is a medical doctor, or a Nurse Anesthetist, a Registered Professional Nurse, a level equivalent to a Nurse Practitioner; you can even have both practicing at the same procedure at the same time.
I think the arsenic bacteria one actually got a lot more interest in how bacteria actually survive around arsenic which would probably have been pretty common in early habitats for ancient life.
That last one is a good reminder of how we can put on blinders when we want something to be true. Always question your findings before declaring it as truth. It will save you from embarrassment, and worse.
Yes, anesthesia often includes a paralytic. For many surgeries, it would be awfully inconvenient if the patient started moving around in a sedated state. Its correct that in the hospital, it's the anesthesiologist and never the nurse that puts the patient under. Paramedics, outside of the hospital, are also able induce patients in circumstances where a conscious patient needs to have a endotracheal (breathing) tube placed immediately.
Other than that, I believe critical care nurses are also able to induce patients, although I haven't asked anyone to confirm that.
Lorelei continues to be my favorite editor! The source content is just so perfect and the variety of clips is superb. Master-class! It makes an already very interesting video that much more fun.
Kevin needs a Xmas bonus down in the basement maybe a Xmas pudding and a Christmas dinner 😂😂
I haven’t seen this kind of Simon before- I’ve just seen him following the script perfectly. I love this kind of Simon so much! And the video is scary as someone who relies heavily on medication 😞
Anesthesiologist keep you in a delicate state between consciousness and death. It's easy when things are going well, more technical when someone trends towards death, exceptionally more difficult when someone is nearing death before the anesthesia even begins (life saving surgies)
Academic here, each journal has an "impact factor". For example nature (one of the top journals) is ~64 PNAS (a good journal) ~11 and you have journals that are basically pay to publish with little review with much lower impact. The higher the impact factor the better. The impact factor is how many times a journal is cited divided by the total number of articles. So a study published in nature on average will be cited 64 times for a reference. This calculation can be done for a researcher or lab or single study and the more curtains the more impactful it is in the community.
What if someone else is shitting in the river up stream to where you are living??? Why are we living in the woods again?
To get away from technology and other people. Those upstream upstarts have got to go.
I spend way to much time in hospital thanks to far too many health problems to get into. But anaesthesiologists are some of my favourite doctors I've been awake for quite a few surgeries but obviously on a lot meds so I didn't feel anything. Me and the doctor were just jamming to unwritten and punk rocker to a point the main surgeon told us to shut up cause he hated those songs. It was great
I have tea in my sinuses now thanks to the “We’re all f@#ked’”
Well done😂
Omfg love the Cliff Burton clip🥺❤️I play guitar and bas and just started getting into Cliff. One of the best there ever was
Cliff is awesome and he was an amazing bassist. So glad I got to feature him here. 🤘
@@EveryFairyDies you did great, always love the editing and going along with Factboi’s tangents! Thank you for helping make this channel possible😌
@@HyBr1dRaNg3r Thank you for watching and enjoying my work!
@@EveryFairyDies haha well you have the tough job of making sure each episode doesn’t turn into an epic blaze because of Simon’s tangents😂(although, I don’t think anyone would mind if every video was an hour long!)
Its funny, everytime Simon has a coke, i want a coke. But its only coke. Like if he has a coffee or a red bull i dont want any of those.
I'm the same with coffee but not so much with coke or RB. Guess it's just what you like. I've trouble reading coffee in a book without feeling the need to put the kettle on.
Lorelei … I’m sure you’ve gotten flack for it but … the mesothelioma but will always, ALWAYS, make me laugh.
You don't want to make anesthesiologist angry they can paralyze you but make sure you can still feel everything!
The 5HT3 antagonists (Ondansetron, Granisetron principally) are pretty OK as anti-nauseants, however for those chemotherapies that are particularly emetogenic (HEVC - anything containing Platinum, also Dacarbazine, high-dose cyclophosphamide, and most anthracycline combinations) the current gold standard is a 5HT3 antagonist (Palonosetron) and Substance P antagonist / Neurokinin antagonist Netupitant combination (Akinzeo). The neurokinin antagonists were originally developed as potentially useful analgesics (back in the day when we thought Substance P was central to the pain pathways), but have found a completely different although excellent role as very potent anti-emetics.
P.s. - if you are in the cell radiolabelling business, Dextran 70 provides a faster degree of RBC sedimentation than hydroxyethyl starch, especially using Heparin rather than ACD as an anticoagulant.
Two of my alltime favorites 'i don't understand' and 'mesothelioma'. Keep up the great work! ❤
another great script and great editing.... simon wasnt bad either
Just for the record: an anaesthesiologist is a doctor, then you have a technician, who can be diploma level, or a nurse with an extra bit of study. And you nailed it - it’s the “putting you to sleep” triangle: paralytics, amnesiacs, and analgesia. 😅 sorry edit: an anaesthetic tech is not normally degree level, but they need specific papers, so nurses can do those to do that job. In ICU, we use a lot of the same drugs they use in surgery to keep you sedated and monitor the ventilator, so we actually do some of the same functions of the anaesthesiologist.
2:00 Cliff Burton, Metallica, playing bass solo: “Anastasia, Pulling Teeth”. *chef’s kiss* 👍
I received an anesthesiologists report as part of a sheaf of documents regarding a medical procedure that I had undergone. A teeny bit of fentenyl was in the cocktail. Now, I'm onnit full-time and you know what ? It feels great !
An anesthesiologist's work is never done. It often begins in the prep for surgery phase when the IV is stuck in your amr. some chemicals in the drip prepare your body for the anestesia process. Well, actually, it began well before when your height and weight were taken and Dosimitry went to work calculationg how much of what would be needed. After you are wheeleed in and hooked up. you are put under. Next things to maintain that state of affairs over the course of surghery are done, sometimes for ovef 4 hours. This itself is more than one process that requires constant monitoring. Then you are prepared for recovery, which may include an amnestic and the process for bringing you back to conciousness. If it is done right, you don't even know you were out and are often quite lucid. When I had my bypass, I was told it would be a triple. When I came around I was told it was a quad. I said "What is this; by 3 get one free?"
Joachim is approximately pronounced like Yo ach(much like Scottish) im (like in limit). And Wikipedia doesn't seem to mention a criminal investigation, I suspect someone got confused by the word "investigation", he was investigated by academic institutions, lost his title "professor", got lots of papers retracted, that kind of stuff.
Missed opportunity for a Terminator 1 select a response/insult joke.
I'm loving the added throwback memes that are being added more and more.
Memes leaning into simon's bionic abilities. I wonder if it's Sam or Lorelei Editing today. (edit) Definitely Lorelei. Keeep up the good work! Love the memes an in-jokes!
Thank you!
Editor: Lorelei Brown? Lorelei Brown was the name of a character in the TV sitcom My Favorite Martian (1963 to 1966) played by Pamela Britton. She was the ditzy landlady.
I'll have to watch it! I promise you I am neither ditzy nor a landlady. 😆
She had a thing for Martin ( the martian ) while also having a cop boyfriend.
I love the picture popping up of the lead singer of Sabaton at 9:54 haha
The gaslighting worked, as today was the day I realized that I'd forgotten that this was ever called Business Blaze! 💼🔥
Phenomenal memes today, they made me smile!
Excellent! Love making people smile.
I have never seen a better placement for the JJJ laughing meme, great job Sam!
I’m honestly impressed. I’ve been trying to get multiple papers published for three years and they’ve all been rejected except for 1 but they’ve kinda gone dark on me after approving me. Here’s hoping I hear back soon
The Cliff Burton clip was epic, Sam you are a legend.
"searching insult database..." 🤣🤣🤣
1:57 All hail Cliff Burton! The song is (Anesthesia) - Pulling Teeth if anyone is unaware and curious. :)
I’ve had brain cancer twice and Kytril was the best anti nausea medication for me while on chemo. You can only take it every 12 hours though so I did have to take Phenegran in between.
Thumbs up OG Business Blaze Legions!!!
Also Simon you are talking about impact factor
Project Panda is a bit of a wild story in its own right. The samples they tested were gathered by flying jets with catchment devices mounted on them through the mushroom cloud from the nuclear bomb, and then just high tailing it across the ocean to Berkley where there was a lab that could detect these elements....looking for something that might have a half life in the realm of a few hours.
This video gets a bonus for the Norm Macdonald reference. Great job!
Every time I clear my throat the mesothelioma jingle goes through my mind now. 😂
~cackles evilly~
I just watched that documentary about Paolo Macchiarini and his fake windpipes, and OMG I felt sick in my stomach watching, the science world is so messed up it's insane. I have no ideia how someone manages to go as far as killing 5 people until someone is like "ok, maybe we should read the papers and test his findings" 🙃🙃🙃 (and to be honest, quite shocking the other doctors be like "ok it makes no scientific sense but who knows" like dude, aren't u a doctor?)
I think a lot of it is wishful thinking. Plenty of major discoveries have been made serendipitously, with very little research to back it up.
0:58 So, people say to poop downstream and drink the water from upstream. However, what about the person living upstream of you? Or the person living upstream of that person? Or the person living upstream of that other person? 🤢🤢
Keep trying Danny!
You'll make it out soon, I'm sure
2:37
You can hear in that silence, simon realising what he just said.
Simon, I love you're reaction to you're own statements, the long pauses after you say something is hilarious, especially when you say... I'm pretty sure I'm right😂
It feels like I discover another Simon channel every week
Informative with hilarious edits!
Perfect use of skeletor😂
For anyone wondering, the bass solo Cliff is playing is called Anesthesia.
Acronym...
Please please please never stop Simon ♥️
Loving the Doctor Who call-outs! And, yes, the guy you mentioned is objectively a bell-end.
and the Blackadder ones!!!
We already have that word, Simon. "Notoriety" is derivative of "notorious," or notable for negative reasons.
Except that the list Simon is speaking about is for influential people. They can be obscure as long as they are influential.
I vividly remember the Victor Ninov fiasco. I was studying experimental and radiation/particle physics at the time and a couple of my professors dedicated lectures to it. It was a very big deal. Everyone's research, specifically experimental data was being scrutinized and even leaving out outlier data might get you brought before a board and asked about it.
12:45 Sam showing why he is the ultimate editor: utilizing a scene from the MUCH more entertaining Buffy movie. He’s earned additional time out of the Blazement for a month.
I like it when you put the a bit of fry and Laurie parts in
Do more of these and include Diederik Stapel!
Spectacular editing "Not Sam."
I love how sassy the memes are in this video 😁😂
I was feeling spicy while editing this! 😂
@@EveryFairyDies I can absolutely tell LMAO 🤣
Simon trying to say "this is impressive!" but accidentally sounding like he's insulting two entire careers is deeply relatable
the clip of cliff burton playing ANESTHESIA- PULLING TEETH at 1:56 .... editor LORELEI BROWN great clip hell yeah such a good song.
You’re right, anesthesiology is pretty complicated. A lethal injection is basically just an overdose of anesthesia, which is why it’s such a highly paid job. You have to crunch the numbers to find out how much to give someone to put them under without killing them, you also have to monitor vitals the entire time.
heard about Ninov from a different youtuber so when i heard goosey mentioned i had an inkling about what was coming up. bobby broccoli does fantastic essays about science and the business that sometimes goes with it.
Joakim spotted :D
Thank you Lorelei for keeping the metal memes coming \m/
Ayyyy the return of the don't understand clip, it has been missed.
love how simon went on a rant about joachim not being pronunced like its written fully unaware that in german it is
Andrew Wakefield, definite bell-end.
No question
Finally!!!! "I DON'T UNDERSTAND" meme has returned !!!!!!!!!!!!
As someone that has some experience in operating rooms: the idea that an anesthesiologist puts you to sleep and administers pain killers is ludicrous. The true magic is that they essentially you and bring you back to life no worse for the experience. Not that the killing is the noteworthy part...
My dad's a nurse anesthetist and he's described it as a balancing act.
Good morning world. It's 9am here in New Zealand 🇳🇿