The Most Dangerous Experiments in History

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  Год назад +21

    Thank you Squarespace for sponsoring this video. Check out Squarespace: squarespace.com/blaze for 10% off on your first purchase.

    • @nicolaj9510
      @nicolaj9510 Год назад +10

      Hey Simon you forgot to include a link to the Discord server. Honestly I didn't even know you had one.

    • @DeaDGoD_XIV
      @DeaDGoD_XIV Год назад +4

      Yeah, where's the link?

    • @BadEngineering
      @BadEngineering Год назад +3

      Whistle boy, we need the linky!!

    • @BadEngineering
      @BadEngineering Год назад

      I did post the link? But got deleted?

    • @michaelmayhem350
      @michaelmayhem350 Год назад

      Simon do I put them on the list if they say Grey or Gray you weren't clear and I don't want to blacklist the wrong crazy

  • @NoelleTakestheSky
    @NoelleTakestheSky Год назад +342

    That “Staying Alive” bit over that clip of DPRK soldiers marching is so much funnier than it should be. Give a raise to whoever came up with that! Not on your staff? I don’t care. RAISE!

    • @Julia-uh4li
      @Julia-uh4li Год назад +37

      But Lorelei put it in there, so kudos definately go out to her as well, even if she didn't create it. That had me laughing hard, too!

    • @AldrickExGladius
      @AldrickExGladius Год назад +14

      Brain Blaze gets all the best editors!

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 Год назад +27

      It's been around for a long time but it's never not funny. Props to (presumably) Lorelei for hitting it out of the park as usual

    • @clubjed6276
      @clubjed6276 Год назад +7

      ​@@cleverusername9369heck yea that's been great forever!!

    • @twocvbloke
      @twocvbloke Год назад +8

      The better one is when Bill Bailey put the film of "those arseholes from 1930s to mid 1940s" frogmarching to the theme from Match of the Day, I think it was in one of his live shows, but it's oh so funny... :P

  • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 Год назад +340

    Some day in the future, once the AI has learnt from all the Blaze material, Simon's experiments in the basement will make this list.

    • @victoriahunter4684
      @victoriahunter4684 Год назад +11

      An interesting topic. Please continue

    • @james8449100
      @james8449100 Год назад +19

      I like the idea of getting a clean copy of chat gpt and only give it bb scripts

    • @andrewg7576
      @andrewg7576 Год назад +9

      ​@james8449100 so much cocaine!

    • @BigZebraCom
      @BigZebraCom Год назад +4

      You are definitely on to something there.

    • @sjeune4555
      @sjeune4555 Год назад +10

      Calling the writers in the basement “Simon’s experiments” feels a bit harsh😅

  • @grsfhhytff
    @grsfhhytff Год назад +119

    "Now is a Better Time to be Weird Than Ever Before"
    That's a t-shirt right there, Simon.

    • @bendingoverandpickingthingsup
      @bendingoverandpickingthingsup Год назад +7

      Simon, this is a fantastic merch opportunity. I am STILL awaiting the unique bouquet of rotting turtles. Let’s get on that famed Whistler entrepreneurial game with this one, yeah?

    • @seananon4893
      @seananon4893 11 месяцев назад +1

      Its actually a false statement. What he actually means was "the are more psychologically unhinged people roaming free these days, due to most government ran psychological hospitals being shut down in the late 90's." Would have actually been a more accurate statement.

    • @grsfhhytff
      @grsfhhytff 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@seananon4893 that's not as catchy though

    • @seananon4893
      @seananon4893 11 месяцев назад

      True...@@grsfhhytff

    • @annieinwonderland
      @annieinwonderland 5 месяцев назад +1

      As a person who lives with disabilities and in a group home I would really where it.

  • @funtechu
    @funtechu Год назад +239

    This channel is the perfect combination of absurd writers, an ADHD zany host, and an editor that is mental, hilarious, and contrarian all wrapped into one.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +54

      Oh behalf of us all (and especially the editor, who is me), thank you!

    • @emilyc8958
      @emilyc8958 Год назад +15

      Wondering when Simon will finally realise he has ADHD

    • @Chris.Pontius
      @Chris.Pontius Год назад +8

      It was even better back in the standing, script slapping days.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Год назад +2

      @Chris.Pontius Even better in the cocaine days

    • @8203105208088
      @8203105208088 Год назад +5

      ​@Chris.Pontius I still live in hope that one day Simon will get so excited that he slaps down his tablet he sometimes uses 🤞🏼
      AM I RITE PETER!

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius Год назад +54

    The "Dave" and "Lorelei" clip over Simon's RAGE was perfect!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +14

      Dave pissed him off! It was Dave! Not me! All Dave!

  • @christianZaal
    @christianZaal Год назад +25

    Special shout out to the editor, Lorelei. Somehow finding humour in the darkest places. Amazing.

  • @bluebelle8823
    @bluebelle8823 Год назад +36

    Lorelei, your sense of humour is brilliant. Even before you just confirmed it, I already guessed you are Australian. It's a perfect match for this channel.
    Dave and Simon fantastic work as always. Dave you are right there is no better time to be different. Or what is considered other.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Год назад +58

    2:00 - Chapter 1 - Guatemalan STD study
    4:35 - Mid roll ads
    5:40 - Back to the video
    8:05 - Chapter 2 - The monster study
    12:15 - Chapter 3 - The aversion project
    18:30 - Chapter 4 - The trinity experiment

  • @midnite_rambler
    @midnite_rambler Год назад +21

    I love this channel for adding Lorelei. The use of Aussie memes is just so cherry on top. The choice of music is also so on-point.

    • @meshellno
      @meshellno Год назад +3

      I absolutely lost it when Pauline Hanson popped up. I will be waiting for a please explain in future videos when Simon gets confused or misses a joke

    • @breahzelbubkunda
      @breahzelbubkunda 5 месяцев назад

      Pauline pants down!!

  • @michellecoleman5577
    @michellecoleman5577 Год назад +17

    2:01 whooooooo Disturbed!
    Is it weird how happy that made me?

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +4

      Not weird. Good music makes the world happier. 🤘

  • @JK-gm6kk
    @JK-gm6kk Год назад +18

    That footage of NK soldiers marching with the Bee Gees overdubbed is just too good

    • @seananon4893
      @seananon4893 11 месяцев назад +1

      North Korea BEST KOREA!

  • @terabiman
    @terabiman Год назад +82

    The mesothelioma gag never gets old. Would suck if Simon actually gets it. But also, how predictive!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +17

      I was worried at first I was overdoing it, but I'm glad people enjoy it!

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 Год назад +8

      ​@@EveryFairyDiesIf Caillou died of mesothelioma after falling on an extremely rare asbestos stalagmite, I think Simon should be fine. Asbestos stalagmites are extremely rare, after all. Though... They are both bald.

  • @devious187
    @devious187 Год назад +111

    I tell ya... "rubbing gonorrhea in peoples' anuses" is definitely not a phrase I expected to hear today

    • @richardcheeseman6330
      @richardcheeseman6330 Год назад +1

      Yeah, probably about 7 billion other folks that didn't have that expectation either...

    • @Spooky_Platypus
      @Spooky_Platypus Год назад +4

      It was on my bingo card tho 🤔

    • @Hilaryous25
      @Hilaryous25 Год назад +1

      Especially since it was actually in their eyes and Simon just changed it for some reason.

    • @lauriejones4507
      @lauriejones4507 Год назад +1

      He mentioned the eyes​@@Hilaryous25

    • @digigalbytes2445
      @digigalbytes2445 Год назад +1

      Well, hearing it once or twice is only to be expected, but Simon's repetition of the lovely phrase threw me off a bit.

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George Год назад +11

    1:48 "You can't get hurt through the screen". Hold my beer, you underestimate my clumsiness!

  • @SaulG88
    @SaulG88 Год назад +62

    As a heavy stutterer, the stuttering experiment really horrifies me to my core 😫

    • @fariesz6786
      @fariesz6786 Год назад +6

      somehow i feel the urge to say sorry even though i never made fun of stutterers 😶

    • @WarblesOnALot
      @WarblesOnALot Год назад +8

      G'day,
      In the 19th century someone invented a Spoon which could only be used with one's right hand, in order to "cure" Infants of
      Left-handedness...;
      And given the choice of starvation or forcing themselves to use their non- dominant hand, lots of kids were thus modified...
      And in every one of the "successful" cases, the children developed a profound Stutter...!
      I have a voluminous trivia-file...(!).
      Such is life,
      Have a good one...
      Stay safe.
      ;-p
      Ciao !

    • @CaseyBDook
      @CaseyBDook Год назад +6

      We taught people who stuttered to sing. It's a different part of the brain or something. It was very effective for a lot of people.

    • @Julia-uh4li
      @Julia-uh4li Год назад +8

      That was a very sick experiment. I stuttered as a child, but my grandfather took much time and, with great patience, was able to help me to stop. I'm sorry you've still got this. My husband does this when he becomes very overwhelmed and it hurts my heart.
      All the best and Happy New Year🎉

  • @elnombre91
    @elnombre91 Год назад +22

    As a chemist by trade, I'm now on team Dave.
    Dave, I'll try and get you some new mushroom wine-making supplies in the basement.
    Also, the rare full mesothelioma can-can? What a treat.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +3

      You're welcome! I wanted to change it up a bit.

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@EveryFairyDies Based on your reply, I'm assuming you're Dave, so first, thank you for your great writing! Second, the mention of mushrooms in OP's comment has motivated me to let you know that if you ever need or want any ideas for potential subjects to write about for Simon I can clue you into some of the many interesting stories, facts, and research subjects regarding the world of fungi as someone that taught themselves about mushrooms/fungi foraging and cooking by connecting with tons of mycology Facebook groups and gradually learning from reputable members about the fascinating world of mycology.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies 7 месяцев назад

      @@moogle68 Hi Moogle! I'm actually Lorelei, one of the editors here at BB, but I'm open to any ideas you wanna share for potential fungi-related videos!

  • @gaylegoodman9097
    @gaylegoodman9097 Год назад +9

    Proudly, the slogan for the city I live in, Portland, Oregon, USA, is “Keep Portland Weird”!
    😁 😁

    • @seananon4893
      @seananon4893 11 месяцев назад

      Gross..... before Portland stole that slogan from the city I lived in, it was actually a cool slogan. Now its just a red flag that someone is a commie.

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog Год назад +17

    Finally a channel that gives our DPRK the respect it deserves. And yes, I'm the one guy in North Korea who has internet.

    • @darthtac
      @darthtac Год назад +2

      It must be great knowing that your Dear Leader is the son of the man who invented the Question mark.

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah 9 месяцев назад

      I keep meaning to learn the juche calender. Been on a massive binge learning about North Korea lately.

  • @JeeVeeHaych
    @JeeVeeHaych Год назад +7

    15:39 "Not anymore". Damn, savage Lorelei 😆

  • @jingowarrior4285
    @jingowarrior4285 Год назад +11

    That FarScape bit at 6:48 was just gold 👍😂

  • @a.robertson730
    @a.robertson730 Год назад +29

    Funeral earlier, Blazing it up now. Thank you, Simon. Your teams timing is perfect. Now, make me laugh

    • @KarrierBag
      @KarrierBag Год назад +4

      sorry to read that, good ol simon will help, yes his timing is always spot on

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +8

      Hope we were able to inject some lightness into a tough day. Love from Australia! ❤

  • @hummy19
    @hummy19 Год назад +4

    Lorelei, please never stop with the mesothelioma bit, it makes my day every time
    As well as your lady of culture editing
    Thank you❤

  • @Laurakicksbackside
    @Laurakicksbackside Год назад +8

    Aubrey Levin was my court ordered psychiatrist. I'm not crazy this is something that really happened!!! He had moved to Canada and was still practicing in calgary. He was the most disorganized psycho mess of a person. I had a rough childhood and was a very angry young person who didn't have any insight into my mental health. I made some bad decisions and ended up with court ordered psychiatric care. As a person who had already survived pray away the gay camp I was pretty messed up about who I am. He said lithium would keep my "nature" steady, which in hindsight is pretty disturbing

  • @terrioestreich4007
    @terrioestreich4007 Год назад +52

    The more I hear about the messed up things that my government has done, still are doing, it makes me feel like my past pride in my country was just misguided and ignorant. They did so much stuff like this, it's insane. It's unforgivable

    • @rodericktimbs-pj2ky
      @rodericktimbs-pj2ky Год назад +20

      I feel as though, you can love your country while not being approving of your government’s actions towards others.

    • @rodziegman
      @rodziegman Год назад

      There isn't a government that hasn't done horrific shit. You just get to hear about yours. In others, they just kill everyone involved, and then those who knew about it, and those who took care of them.

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas Год назад +11

      It's called propaganda. And most never figure it out.

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas Год назад

      ​@@rodericktimbs-pj2kyyeah as long as you pretend the millions murdered for us don't matter. And yes. I said millions. And I meant within the past 20 years. But yay oil profits are really good, right?

    • @MichaelDeHaven
      @MichaelDeHaven Год назад +20

      Holding our own government to account, can be a form of love for country. It helps sort those who truly care about the lofty values and ideals from those that just want power and one-sided loyalty.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Год назад +3

    "Jolly rumpus" is the most British phrase yet that I've heard Simon utter.

  • @sleepytiger78
    @sleepytiger78 Год назад +7

    "the older people get, the more like, they die" thank you Simon, I did a little there as well 😂💀

  • @gaylegoodman9097
    @gaylegoodman9097 Год назад +8

    Thank you so much, Lorelei, for such wonderful editing! Although this was a horrific subject, you really helped me get through it. 😊

  • @diyeana
    @diyeana Год назад +4

    Lorelei, the DPRK Staying Alive clip cracked me up. 😂 Thank you.

  • @ceg8677
    @ceg8677 Год назад +1

    16:26 OMG the Pauline Hanson “I don’t like it” skit!!! What an old, niche Australian reference! Impeccable *chef’s kiss*

  • @spamuel98
    @spamuel98 Год назад +21

    Simon should revisit the sugar free gummy bear reviews whenever he needs a palate cleanser.

    • @dlo111
      @dlo111 Год назад +6

      OMG! Legendary reviews! 😂😂

  • @tobiashieta1442
    @tobiashieta1442 Год назад +15

    Extra gold star to the editor for including Nightwish there! The song is Weak Fantasy, a song that is basically a complete denouncement of organised religion so it fits Simon's channel very well :)

    • @Tears_Of_Bl00d
      @Tears_Of_Bl00d Год назад

      The nightwish and cattle decap clips made the video even better 😂

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 Год назад +3

    When I was in kindergarten, some one decided that being near sighted was a weakness in the eye muscles. So every day the kids who wore glasses had to gather on stage and we were lead through a series of eye exercises. They were so frustrated that none of our vision improved and they decided that we were just doing the exercises wrong. So we'd sit in a circle and do the exercises and a teacher with a flashlight would come around and point it at our eyes to make sure we were doing the exercises correctly. We also weren't allowed to complain about the light in our eyes. I seriously hope those teachers led a crap life in the nursing home

  • @Rifter-
    @Rifter- Год назад +7

    Man the Simon explosion meme never gets old.

  • @amemooress6291
    @amemooress6291 Год назад +5

    Fuckin killed me with the soldiers marching to "stayin alive" 😂😂😂😂

  • @GandalfTheFat
    @GandalfTheFat Год назад +4

    Why is the mesothelioma song so damn catchy. Every time I watch a Brain Blaze video I find myself humming it for the rest of the day :D

  • @Timmycoo
    @Timmycoo Год назад +3

    Lmao I did not expect the Pauline Hanson "I don't like it" reference. Made me laugh.

  • @vexvoltage6456
    @vexvoltage6456 Год назад +14

    I was not allowed to take chemistry II or physics because of my awful dyslexia. It pushed me into biology and I absolutely crushed it.

  • @jscotthatcher380
    @jscotthatcher380 Год назад +6

    when i was a kid the family piano was routinely tuned by a blind man. he was really nice.

  • @jessica_in_japan
    @jessica_in_japan Год назад +3

    Loved the editing in this video. The comedic timing was fantastic.

  • @Papa_Nurgle360
    @Papa_Nurgle360 Год назад +4

    you absolute legends, thank you for the masterful editing, the wonderul research and writing, and the generic bald blaze boy!

  • @magicdinsmore3107
    @magicdinsmore3107 Год назад +3

    DPRK marching to _Staying Alive_ had me cracked up, but I lost it after kok rot.

  • @xionmemoria
    @xionmemoria Год назад +3

    The editing on this is glorious. Thank you Simon and associates!

  • @jackvos8047
    @jackvos8047 Год назад +12

    Thanks to Lorelei's editing for giving me my first proper laugh of the year.

    • @jordanr.4150
      @jordanr.4150 10 месяцев назад +1

      ikr she’s savage😂

  • @kimberlyrose1812
    @kimberlyrose1812 Год назад +10

    My grandma is 70 and had no problem when I told her im bisexual or with my foreign, Muslim or my handicapped exboyfriend. Not all old people are narrow minded.

  • @ChrisBlackLabel90
    @ChrisBlackLabel90 Год назад +4

    Didn’t expect to hear the Cattle Decapitation clip even though I was thinking of that exact song just before the clip played.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад

      it was about the only part of the song I could get away with, but damn if I wasn't gonna use it!

    • @muffinatordlux
      @muffinatordlux Год назад +1

      ​@@EveryFairyDiessong title?

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад

      @@muffinatordlux Forced Gender Reassignment.

  • @That-Dude
    @That-Dude Год назад +1

    The BeeGees segment got me, fantastic edit! 🤣👍

  • @shaunneal9981
    @shaunneal9981 Год назад +3

    The editing was amazing once again and great to see Pauline Pantsdown make an appearance!!

    • @midnite_rambler
      @midnite_rambler Год назад

      I came here to say that, but knew in my heart some-one already had.

    • @digigalbytes2445
      @digigalbytes2445 Год назад +1

      Pauline might not have liked it, but I did!

  • @daverapp
    @daverapp Год назад +1

    6:53 wow, out of all the random memes and references, for some reason a sudden clip from Farscape was like the last thing I expected.

  • @Julia-uh4li
    @Julia-uh4li Год назад +13

    The editing by Lorelei Brown is top notch! Well done, gal!
    And Happy New Year🎉

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +3

      Thanks! And Happy New Year to you too!🤘

    • @Julia-uh4li
      @Julia-uh4li Год назад

      @@EveryFairyDies
      Stupid RUclips finally shows me this notification 7 days after you posted 😒
      Not impressed.
      Thank you Lorelei.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +1

      @@Julia-uh4li Happens to me all the time, too. I have to go looking for my own videos! But thank you!

  • @enragedares5992
    @enragedares5992 Год назад +2

    Editing and memes were ON POINT !! 🎉😂 GJ

  • @stuballingerart
    @stuballingerart Год назад +4

    Massive respect to the editor for somehow slipping Forced Gender Reassignmen by Cattle Decapitation into a Brain Blaze video (15:24)

  • @ry2thepoint
    @ry2thepoint Год назад +2

    This video is 4 minutes in and I’ve already laughed 5 times. Why does Simon not have an international television show, like Mr. Roger’s

  • @canaanval
    @canaanval Год назад +5

    Never thought I'd hear any Cattle Decapitation on here! Humanure is an awesome album

    • @areiahibbitt9124
      @areiahibbitt9124 Год назад +1

      Hello fellow metal head😎🤘 always nice to find your people out in the wild🤣

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +1

      You have no. idea. how excited I was that I finally found a place to use a Cattle Decapitation song! 🤘

    • @canaanval
      @canaanval Год назад +1

      @@EveryFairyDiesmore more more!!

  • @sassanada
    @sassanada Год назад

    ‘Allo ‘Allo, Mr Bean, Farscape, Ghostbusters…..this may be my favorite editing job of any episode ever. 😂

  • @ThEnlightnd1
    @ThEnlightnd1 Год назад +10

    Imagine the marriages, family, and relationships destroyed when one or the other swears faithfulness and fidelity after testing + for an STD

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 Год назад

      There was a guy on Casual Criminalist that kept cheating on his wife and gave her STDs. He eventually killed her and their kids. Poor family.

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@christinebenson518did he have tertiary late stage syphilis? That makes people a bit crazy. I feel he would need to have been crazy, cos like... Murder and things. Ya know.

  • @thatoneguyt
    @thatoneguyt Год назад +6

    The allo allo reference. I love it

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +1

      I always say 'good moaning' to people.

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism Год назад +1

    LMAO the beginning killed me right away!

  • @Caberbalschnit
    @Caberbalschnit Год назад +1

    Love the disturbed/sound of silence reference.

  • @noirenya-nya9632
    @noirenya-nya9632 Год назад +13

    Not sure how I feel about already having heard of all of these and more… 🙃 cheery video!
    Edit: Correction, I had not heard of Dave’s little toilet experiment.

  • @terryenby2304
    @terryenby2304 Год назад +4

    Dave, brillant job as always!

  • @skaerup
    @skaerup Год назад +5

    Undoubtedly the best version of Sound of Silence, and that DPRK / Staying Alive bit 🫶 Perfect editing on this one!

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +5

      Disturbed are a personal favourite band, and I love their cover of Sound of Silence, so Imma use wherever possible! Thank you!

    • @MnementhBronze
      @MnementhBronze Год назад +1

      @@EveryFairyDies @skaerup I don't know how far "metal" you fine folks enjoy your music, but the band Nevermore also does an awesome cover of "The Sound of Silence" imho

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +1

      @@MnementhBronze I didn’t know Nevermore had done a cover, I’ll have to check it out!

    • @digigalbytes2445
      @digigalbytes2445 Год назад +1

      @@EveryFairyDies Yep, I think Disturbed's cover is the best version by far.

  • @davidmoore8741
    @davidmoore8741 Год назад +1

    Simon sipping that mug sounded like he took a rip from a water bong lmfao

  • @AndrewMitchell123
    @AndrewMitchell123 Год назад +2

    0:02 Simon out of context is the best xD

  • @christiangauthier727
    @christiangauthier727 Год назад +2

    Simon's never gonna get rid of his "Death Cough"! And he's getting Trolled to death for it by our Legendary Editors!

  • @GeoffC19
    @GeoffC19 Год назад +2

    I was not expecting Rowan Atkinson doing standup during this vid lmao

  • @leahosullivan1057
    @leahosullivan1057 Год назад +1

    The editing on this was top tier!

  • @andrewplunkett9494
    @andrewplunkett9494 Год назад +1

    I never thought I'd see a cattle decapitation music video in a brain blaze video! Awesome editing 😂😂😂

  • @stephencrabtree4256
    @stephencrabtree4256 Год назад +4

    Love the unexpected Farscape meme inserted.

    • @EveryFairyDies
      @EveryFairyDies Год назад +1

      Perfectly timed, as always. I love my job. 😁

  • @lazylazerrsp8781
    @lazylazerrsp8781 Год назад +2

    My favorite color is grey...and purple but that was because my crush was crazy about that and I just pavloved myself into getting happy at the color because it reminded me of them. I like grey because it's an easy to find clothing option that somehow always looks nice. It also helps that my eyes gradually became extra sensitive to light and it's hard for grey to become too bright to look at when well lit. I went from a dumb kid that could stare at the sun without batting an eyelid to not being able look away from the ground when outside due to buildings and cars. Can't even look into the sky away from the sun without shielding some of the light.
    So yeah, hard to not make grey your favorite when it's the most abundant color that doesn't fry your eyeballs.

  • @dieorkin
    @dieorkin Год назад +5

    without the memes I could never have made it through all this information.

  • @0o0ification
    @0o0ification Год назад +1

    That disco DPRK goose step clip floored me XD

  • @Foxiz
    @Foxiz Год назад +6

    Simon: "You can't get hurt through the screen. You can only be hurt by words... Like the comments..."
    Also Simon: Has a job he likes, a ton of successfull channels, earn plenty of money (one would assume), has looks 9/10, has a wife and kids, are loved by a huge audience, provides knowledge to the people...
    Priorities, Simon - *priorities!* 😆

  • @elizabethparker2017
    @elizabethparker2017 Год назад +1

    Thank you so much for the DPRK meme to Staying Alive. I haven't laughed so hard in ages!

  • @davidbennettracing538
    @davidbennettracing538 Год назад +4

    Good grief, this episode went of the rails early and kept going didn’t it..! 😮😂

  • @jbird7782
    @jbird7782 Год назад +2

    As fucked up as the subject matter is, this is one of the funniest/best episodes I've seen on one of Simon's 2,159 channels. Couple laugh out loud moments 😂

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Год назад +1

    Dave: Breaking a CasCrim rule: Don't talk about crimes you committed as a schoolboy in scripts for one of Fact Boi's many, many channels.

  • @thedorklordsauronnie3157
    @thedorklordsauronnie3157 Год назад +1

    I JUST changed my phone wallpaper to a Cattle Decapitation picture.
    Dope reference. 15:25🤘🤘

  • @cazarilolsen4630
    @cazarilolsen4630 Год назад +1

    Love the Farscape clip!

  • @addicted2monster88
    @addicted2monster88 Год назад

    Loved the editing Lorelei!

  • @Intabih
    @Intabih Год назад +5

    GD the editor is brutal. Love it.

  • @Triple_Blessings
    @Triple_Blessings Год назад +13

    Meme-ologist today was a solid 10/10 👌

  • @jasonjuneau2948
    @jasonjuneau2948 Год назад +1

    Nice faracape insert. I havnt watched that show in about 20 years lol

  • @matsimmo6208
    @matsimmo6208 Год назад +1

    That Pauline Pantsdown “i don’t like it” clip was wildly unexpected for me

  • @BruceBoyde
    @BruceBoyde Год назад +11

    "Look, I'm not saying that it's great that my grandparents are dead, but it IS good for society!'
    I totally know what you mean, but I was laughing so hard at that.

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism Год назад +1

    13:23 LMAO are you sure your favorite color is not gray?

  • @lylerolleman1564
    @lylerolleman1564 Год назад +3

    To answer the question on whether blind people have better hearing, it's only sort of true. It's not like blind people's ears are any different, there is no increase in auditory signals or anything. That being said, blind people get far more practice at simply paying attention to what they are hearing (helped by the fact a greater portion of the brain gets devoted to auditory processing as vision drops to 0)
    As a simple example that anyone can try, walk down a sidewalk that is adjacent a fairly busy road that has a number of large objects in between the sidewalk and the road (ex. bus shelters, greater than head height vehicles that kind of thing). Walk along the sidewalk with your eyes closed (if the sidewalk isn't clear, get a friend to help so you don't hurt yourself) and pay attention to the traffic sound and how it changes. Besides the usual doppler shift, you should fairly easily be able to pick out the momentary interruptions in volume as the cars pass on the other side of the object. Congrats, you now know an object is present without sight or touch. This "auditory shadow" can be observed with any sufficiently large object in between yourself and any sufficiently predictable source of sound.
    It sounds like the simplest thing (and really it is), but people who are fully sighted almost never pay attention to it, even though they technically hear it.

  • @terryenby2304
    @terryenby2304 Год назад +1

    I love the Farscape reference Lorelei!!
    Dark topics need jokes.

  • @VormirBlas
    @VormirBlas Год назад +3

    I was listening to Simon’s releases today as basically podcasts as I shopped and when anti-biotic resistance from Into the Shadows transitioned seamlessly to “I Hate Cock!” My laugh caught some strange looks.

  • @n.8883
    @n.8883 Год назад +2

    Number one - dying at the paraody of the very racist Pauline Hanson
    Number two - I agree with Dave - best time to be weird. I do wish people would stop asking me how I work after working with me for two years and THEN finding out I'm autistic though. Do you all think I'm bad at my job?

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey Год назад +1

    Synchronized goosestepping to Staying Alive...
    I'm dead.

  • @KarrierBag
    @KarrierBag Год назад +2

    6:50 I couldn't put it into better words than that...... OMG

  • @patrickdix772
    @patrickdix772 Месяц назад

    In many cases, a control group for a medical study isn't not treating them. The goal is usually to show the new treatment is better than the old treatment, so the control is a group given standard care. The main exception is if the risks to the patients are minimal (like the common cold) or there's no current treatment (like rabies post symptoms, since the only treatment that was thought to work has since been shown to be ineffective).

  • @kennybevan11
    @kennybevan11 Год назад +1

    11:05 Nightwish 🤟. Lorelei you legend!

  • @mcguckin13
    @mcguckin13 Год назад

    *flees to Canada*
    🎶 Oh Canada! Oh Canada!🎶
    Oh, Canada, wait, didn't you make a "fruit machine"?
    There you go Simon, that's a freebie for your creatively-bankrupt follow up video

  • @-xxMelissaxx-
    @-xxMelissaxx- Год назад +9

    Super surprised that the involuntary radiation experiments on Albert Stevens (and others! ) was not on the list! He horrifyingly holds the title of the most radioactive human. He survived the highest known accumulated radiation dose in any human being ever.
    Looks like there will be a sequel to this video!

  • @NICE-NG163
    @NICE-NG163 Год назад +8

    We must never forget when they coerced the children for use as shields to temporarily and marginally "protect" adults.,

  • @DasGav
    @DasGav 11 месяцев назад

    "No Dave, No.. slluurrrrpp, Nobody likes Cockrot Dave" now I have to use a RUclips to MP3 downloader for that sound bite, to be my mate Dave's ringtone LOL!

  • @Static-ash
    @Static-ash Год назад +3

    This whole episode is like death metal lyrics lol

  • @humanbeingfromearth
    @humanbeingfromearth Год назад

    This was an awesome edit!