5 Ancient Mysteries We Still Haven't Solved

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @tchoupitoulos
    @tchoupitoulos 3 года назад +12569

    Don't forget the oldest mystery: How does one get a job without experience, and how does one get experience without a job?

    • @whazzuphere
      @whazzuphere 3 года назад +1554

      Simple: Just lie on your resume. Then, if they find out later and fire you, you will at least then have some experience.

    • @fisharepeopletoo9653
      @fisharepeopletoo9653 3 года назад +141

      Sometimes one must look out of country to find jobs and get experience, then come back after leveling up to work in murica

    • @TheFaro2011
      @TheFaro2011 3 года назад +200

      Like we all
      , Lie and get a friend to be a 'reference,

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy 3 года назад +130

      Experience is overrated in those jobs where they require you to have prior experience. They dont accept novel ideas usually and as such they are doomed to fail eventually. Stay clear from those wishy washy companies

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy 3 года назад +66

      Or...
      "It's simple we uh... Don't play the game"

  • @Between_Scylla_and_Kharybdis
    @Between_Scylla_and_Kharybdis 3 года назад +9690

    I'm convinced that Simon's ultimate goal is host ALL the channels on RUclips

    • @hackjob7687
      @hackjob7687 3 года назад +170

      I'm waiting for the 'Simon wants a Ferrari' channel

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy 3 года назад +193

      A true Brit then

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy 3 года назад +294

      @@hackjob7687 And I'm waiting for a "Simon says" channel

    • @benmartin8321
      @benmartin8321 3 года назад +86

      @@Annathroy someone's got bad memories of the east India trading company... 😂

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy 3 года назад +14

      @@benmartin8321 perhaps :D

  • @sibis4608
    @sibis4608 3 года назад +1006

    2:00 1) Zaroaster
    4:32 2) Bronze Age
    6:57 3) Genghis Khan
    9:14 4) Ninth Legion
    12:30 5) Nazca Lines

  • @ChrisStafford-vj8ou
    @ChrisStafford-vj8ou Год назад +29

    the nazca lines were created for the same reason that islanders of Easter Island started carving giant heads. One guy does it, then another guy wants to outdo him, next thing you know carving heads or digging lines becomes a competition, and then it takes on religious significance and eventually becomes all consuming, and then they all die from exhaustion.

    • @Ickie71
      @Ickie71 6 месяцев назад +1

      lol The End!

    • @robinminn271
      @robinminn271 4 месяца назад

      Weren't Giant heads the full size bodies are buried in the dirt. Why is a mystery though.

    • @tsubadaikhan6332
      @tsubadaikhan6332 Месяц назад

      Easter Island is porous, and has no permanent Rivers, like Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula. But, at low tide, fresh water comes out of the base of the rock cliffs surrounding the island. Possibly where the heads are located. It may have been the locals way of marking where to go to get fresh water. (?Unproven?).

  • @edwardblair4096
    @edwardblair4096 3 года назад +2357

    You could also do a video on ancient mysteries that HAVE been solved within the last 5 to 10 years. First set up the background, i.e. why it was a "great mystery", and explain why we previously didn't know the answer. Then explain the breakthrough that solved the mystery and the current understanding.
    What would be interesting about such a video is that the spark or inspiration that leads to the answer could come from random unexpected sources.

    • @sunshinestate510
      @sunshinestate510 3 года назад +49

      Great idea, hope we see it come to life.

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 3 года назад +91

      @T. N. I'd definitely click on a video titled "Greatest Mysteries - Now Solved!"

    • @mountainmangames3613
      @mountainmangames3613 3 года назад +29

      @T. N. definitely can.
      Plus, it’s not really clickbait if you get what’s in the title is it?

    • @adecadeofpoetry4831
      @adecadeofpoetry4831 3 года назад +31

      Wow, you should take initiative and start that type of channel yourself, my man! No sarcasm here! I’m serious. That was a great layout for the delivery! I’d totally watch that. Also, this might be shocking and unbelievable, but I actually don’t just click on shit for the title (clickbait) I search my videos up daily because somehow I always know what I want to watch.

    • @dwhite8997
      @dwhite8997 3 года назад +2

      Just make it Edward

  • @savagecupcakes
    @savagecupcakes 3 года назад +2939

    the real mystery is how simon manages to be married, narrate 27 RUclips channels, and 6 podcasts.

    • @caridadchang7895
      @caridadchang7895 3 года назад +493

      theory: there's 3 Simons, they are all triplets, identical, and we've been fooled

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 3 года назад +132

      He has a double. Vsauce

    • @FoxyDynamite009
      @FoxyDynamite009 3 года назад +74

      AND be a Dad

    • @joecary3586
      @joecary3586 3 года назад +165

      He has other people research the subjects and write the scripts. Narrating these videos is his full time job, and I'd bet it takes him less than 40 hours per week.

    • @ThatSockmonkey
      @ThatSockmonkey 3 года назад +44

      My money is on time travel.

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 3 года назад +904

    Now, when you say "worst serial killer in history" are you implying he killed the most, or he just hilariously bad at it?

    • @Suprahampton
      @Suprahampton 3 года назад +36

      The most, estimates are around 200 victims

    • @just-dl
      @just-dl 3 года назад +48

      My quick review indicates that he wasn't all that bad at killing....I am, of course, merely a student of such things.....

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 3 года назад +71

      @@just-dl I believe this is what the kids might call... sus.

    • @PharmDNader
      @PharmDNader 3 года назад +8

      😂

    • @Kimdracula1983
      @Kimdracula1983 3 года назад +1

      Finally a laughable comment! cause is like a paradox i call Bundy cause people overrated him so bad a master mind... he was so inteligent he defended hilmself (got death penalty) Geoge Constanza could be his lawyer he wouldn´t fuck as bad.... charming ok in the serial killers club Ed Gein, Wayne Gasey, ed Kemper in that circle maybe he was a 3.... escaped jail.... main door was open no guards... hes such an idiot i have to make a video on him

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +289

    1:50 - Chapter 1 - Zororaster
    4:35 - Chapter 2 - The bronze age collapse
    7:00 - Chapter 3 - The tomb of genghis khan
    9:20 - Chapter 4 - Legio IX Hispania
    12:35 - Chapter 5 - The nazca lines

    • @ANDROLOMA
      @ANDROLOMA 3 года назад +24

      You just saved me from wasting 16 minutes. Thank you!

    • @gh8447
      @gh8447 3 года назад +5

      @@ANDROLOMA No, he didn't. You've just missed out, that's all.

    • @ANDROLOMA
      @ANDROLOMA 3 года назад +9

      @@gh8447 I had to use that time to dig out from this year's March blizzard. My trees in the back yard are bowed over. And my kitty cat needs petting. She can't pet herself. 😺

    • @spinnymathingy3149
      @spinnymathingy3149 3 года назад

      Do you want a medal?

    • @ANDROLOMA
      @ANDROLOMA 3 года назад +11

      @@spinnymathingy3149 Sure. It'll go with the three I was awarded when I was on active duty.

  • @dominusetdeus060644
    @dominusetdeus060644 3 года назад +1832

    6th mystery: when future historians will wonder why 97% of the internet was simon videos

    • @abbofun9022
      @abbofun9022 3 года назад +70

      No doubt he will be assumed to be a deity. 😄

    • @ColinRichards1
      @ColinRichards1 3 года назад +36

      They just haven't watched the other 2% he also made yet.

    • @jtcash2005
      @jtcash2005 3 года назад +9

      I think more than 3% are people that claimed they escaped from North Korea.

    • @shookings
      @shookings 3 года назад +20

      Simon is a medern Herodotus. Allegedly.

    • @MrWizeazz
      @MrWizeazz 3 года назад +10

      His beard will no doubt be epic in the retellings 🦦

  • @nugsymalone1247
    @nugsymalone1247 2 года назад +564

    The fact that its been this long and no one can still find Genghis Khans grave is very impressive. It makes me wonder how many other things have been hidden underground that no one knows about, treasures and what not.

    • @guylocation9823
      @guylocation9823 2 года назад +15

      What r u talking about Genghis khan has a location..
      Ask any Mongolian ..

    • @SharmaForLlama
      @SharmaForLlama 2 года назад +13

      Alexander The Great as well

    • @thegto8535
      @thegto8535 2 года назад +19

      @@SharmaForLlama The story is actually quite known, it was in Alexandria for a very very long time and probably ended up suffering the same fate previous french kings tombs suffered during the revolution and simply went back to dust after another change of civilisation in the region.

    • @victordecastro7221
      @victordecastro7221 2 года назад +1

      _ but they keep digging out gold and boring for oil - never know, really !?!

    • @cratecruncher6687
      @cratecruncher6687 2 года назад +16

      James Cameron and Bob Ballard have found more history in the last 30 years at the bottom of the seafloor than we've found on land in the last 300. Lucky for them they had a pile of money at the very moment technology became feasible for private exploration. There is still a lot out there too.

  • @MarkYaklich-fm3ty
    @MarkYaklich-fm3ty 5 месяцев назад +16

    Greatest ancient mystery is how to fold a fitted bed sheet

    • @Ben-iz9ud
      @Ben-iz9ud 13 дней назад

      Theres a video on how to do it. She makes it look easy. Its not easy still.

  • @MKahn84
    @MKahn84 2 года назад +293

    The 9th Legion is fascinating. The Romans were record-keepers. The fate of the 9th must have been recorded. Given that Julius Caesar had disbanded it, perhaps it was simply disbanded and those records are lost.

    • @gabriellashimone6546
      @gabriellashimone6546 2 года назад

      It's possible that they sustained enough deaths that it would have been inefficient for their numbers to be replenished effectively so, like any wise military leader, their remaining numbers were reassigned to other legions. That would be the logical explanation but, as we know, history is rarely logical.

    • @ryanmybutler
      @ryanmybutler 2 года назад +21

      Considering the 9th's eagle was found in Britain it's safe to say that the 9th ended up having a last stand battle around calleva/ modern day silchester and lost.

    • @SuzysRedStripes
      @SuzysRedStripes 2 года назад +12

      I wonder if the records were intentionally destroyed.

    • @TheBooban
      @TheBooban 2 года назад +16

      @@SuzysRedStripes Rome fell. Much was destroyed. Dark ages.
      But, what about the other legions? We know exactly where they went? Why is it a mystery when a fighting unit dissolves but we only care about the 9th?

    • @nigl2807
      @nigl2807 Год назад +8

      @@TheBooban Because Caesar commanded them and they were mentioned in roman records. (there is a youtube channel which talks about different famous(infamous ) army units through the ages..)

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 3 года назад +211

    Lesson from the Ninth Legion: if you retire a bunch of veterans to farms and then recall them years later, don’t expect them to do well.

    • @decruzyserao6994
      @decruzyserao6994 3 года назад +4

      😂Thanks for the laugh man!!
      great comment

    • @shaftdrive7567
      @shaftdrive7567 3 года назад +4

      @hognoxious 'soldiers' are just regular people forced by circumstance to join some army and fight. They're farmers, labourers etc etc. Noone is born a soldier. Noone wants to be a soldier. Noone needs soldiers.

    • @stevenpaddybwoy
      @stevenpaddybwoy 3 года назад +17

      Shaft drive are you demented? Any nation that doesn’t have soldiers gets annihilated by those that do. Humans have had men at arms since the Bronze Age because of this simple fact....but you don’t get it...because you’re demented

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 3 года назад +3

      @@stevenpaddybwoy Wow, that's a lot of rage in response to a historically accurate observation.

    • @OGT4204
      @OGT4204 3 года назад +13

      @@andrewjohnson6716 naw that dude was an idiot, soldiers were imperative in those times, it would be more likely that they were destroyed by the highlanders or integrated into those societies, lots of Scott’s with black hair out there, like my dad, jet black hair but Scottish.. just my thoughts

  • @dragonpjb
    @dragonpjb 3 года назад +1516

    "Religious purposes" is archeologist for "I have no idea."

    • @amyshafer187
      @amyshafer187 3 года назад +96

      Yep... that and ‘ritual purposes’.

    • @imaginethat9757
      @imaginethat9757 3 года назад +15

      @@amyshafer187 equally plausible: " imma skeeer'd to go there; i might discover some Truth i can't measure with these here scientific instruments"

    • @ericanorton71
      @ericanorton71 3 года назад +37

      As an Anthropologist, I wholeheartedly agree. It's SOOOOOOOOOOO annoying!

    • @vinoveritas757
      @vinoveritas757 3 года назад +26

      It’s the same as a meteorologist saying there’s a 50% chance of rain... 🤷🏼‍♀️ Who knows!?!?

    • @Mephitinae
      @Mephitinae 3 года назад +64

      When chefs say some weird local food is considered a "delicacy", it means the food is super gross but is eaten anyway because the locals are poor.

  • @BettyWells-i1r
    @BettyWells-i1r Год назад +67

    Simon has the most informative videos on RUclips.. Simon, you magnificent bastard. Single greatest personality/teacher/guide on RUclips. Huge props.

    • @Stumpybear7640
      @Stumpybear7640 6 месяцев назад +1

      Steady on😂

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 5 месяцев назад +7

      Please don't forget that he does have a team behind him that writes all the scripts and does the research... ^^;

    • @dancooperish
      @dancooperish 5 месяцев назад +1

      There are a lot of great, informative channels on RUclips.

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@dancooperish Honestly while Simon has a lot of great and informative channels, this also means there's a lot more mistakes and over-simplifications in his videos. For a general understanding of things Simon and his team are great. For more accurate and detailed information it's better to go to other channels that are fronted/ran by actual experts in the fields.
      PBS Space Time for astrophysics related stuff for instance.

    • @louismartinez4467
      @louismartinez4467 2 месяца назад +1

      Another mystery, how did this NOT break my snooze meter...

  • @enlightenmentanime604
    @enlightenmentanime604 3 года назад +301

    Ancient people trying to expand their empires across the world
    Simon trying to expand his own empire across RUclips

    • @ABCD-xe4pb
      @ABCD-xe4pb 3 года назад

      thats what yomoma said!

    • @obelic71
      @obelic71 3 года назад

      simon tube

    • @marchofthepigs36
      @marchofthepigs36 3 года назад

      Is Simon the Romans or the Mongols

    • @nora__
      @nora__ 3 года назад

      Now he’s coming for podcasts. You cannot convince me that there are not at least 5 of him.

  • @hashtag415
    @hashtag415 3 года назад +540

    I'm still trying to solve the mystery of how my clothes dryer can make socks disappear.

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 3 года назад +19

      Sock it to them for I believe that each month there is a meeting held for those who wish to run away, and leave their partners behind.

    • @gordonlawrence1448
      @gordonlawrence1448 3 года назад +25

      Are you sure it's not the sock monster that lives down the pipes in the washing machine?

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 3 года назад +11

      @@gordonlawrence1448 Some years ago there was footage taken of socks walking around, on another planet. The socks were termed The Clangers, I suppose it was because they dropped a clanger in walking out from their mate.

    • @oliviagreen7423
      @oliviagreen7423 3 года назад +8

      Same. It loves to gobble my small no-show socks I wear with my flats

    • @oliviagreen7423
      @oliviagreen7423 3 года назад +2

      @@collincovid6950 Automatic legend status for making a Laugh In reference

  • @TimDyck
    @TimDyck 3 года назад +382

    When we visited Nazca we were able to spend time with some of the locals and I asked one lady why she thought the lines were made. She replied that it was far lost ancestors and knowing the people of Nazca they were probably drinking one night and someone said “someday people will fly, let’s do something to mess with their minds.”
    I have no way of disproving her theory so it is just as viable as any other theory.

    • @arutka2000
      @arutka2000 3 года назад +50

      So basically.....ancient South American trolls?

    • @PandorasFolly
      @PandorasFolly 3 года назад +15

      Beautiful

    • @andljoy
      @andljoy 3 года назад +16

      If that is true , does that make them the first troll ?

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 года назад +40

      Remember, ancient people were literally no more mature than we are today.

    • @PandorasFolly
      @PandorasFolly 3 года назад +36

      @@rhov-anion also no dumber. Buuuut a lot more bored.
      I can imagine a bunch of teenagers carving a giant dong in the desert landscape as a dig against a neighboring tribe. Lol

  • @timerover4633
    @timerover4633 Год назад +73

    As a military historian, I suspect that the 9th Legion was broken up into detachments following Agricola's campaign in Scotland as a consequence of the heavy losses. Replacements from Rome would have been hard to come by in Britain, and small detachments were always needed in the more distant parts of the Empire. My guess would be that some of the ended up on the Rhine frontier, which would account for the limited evidence from the Netherlands.

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF Год назад +8

      Yeah, well... that's just, like, your opinion, man.

    • @lifuranph.d.9440
      @lifuranph.d.9440 Год назад

      This has some potential answers.

    • @scottapache5041
      @scottapache5041 Год назад +1

      My thought exactly.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Год назад

      You'd think Agricola's nephew and hagiographer Tacitus would have said something about the IX Hispana being a retired Eagle, like how Houston doesn't use "42" on jerseys anymore in respect for Hakeem Olajuwon.'
      Tacitus' silence implies that IX Hispana was still around in his days.

    • @theotherside8258
      @theotherside8258 6 месяцев назад

      @@zimriel he may have mentioned it in one of his lost books

  • @chriswhooley9007
    @chriswhooley9007 3 года назад +251

    Two points to ponder: (1) Herodotus, being a Greek would certainly not have had anything nice to say about their enemy, Persia; and (2) if the sea people referred to were the ancient Phoenicians, they were the first to discover the major advantage of iron weaponry over bronze, plus the fact that iron was easier to locate and use.

    • @idlehands1864
      @idlehands1864 3 года назад +30

      Ramses III had much more harsh words for the sea people's than Herodotus who was
      speaking as a historian 500 years later based on contemporary knowledge on their identity. The contemporaries of the sea people all regarded them as brutal savages.

    • @danielgautreau161
      @danielgautreau161 3 года назад +36

      The Hittites had been using iron for quite some time before the coming of the sea people. The difficulty with iron is its high melting point. An ancient smelter for tin or copper will not separate iron from from rock

    • @talisikid1618
      @talisikid1618 3 года назад +28

      @@danielgautreau161 bingo. People turned to iron because tin became scarce & bronze couldn’t be made in sufficient quantities.

    • @talisikid1618
      @talisikid1618 3 года назад +4

      Compared to Greece, the Persians probably were more tyrannical.

    • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
      @yourdadsotherfamily3530 3 года назад +7

      I would look into the Ioelei / Iolei I believe is how it’s spelt. Or the sherdan. They were off the coasts/mountains of Bronze Age Sardinia. They built Ugurhrits idk how to spell it but these circular tower mounds as storage or structure like a fort would do and manyyyyyy are found built along the path of the Sea Raiders dating to that time and seemingly when all other civilizations collapsed the Sardinian Bronze Age culture carried on. It didn’t develop much past raising and a Marshall/ pottery culture but they lasted till the Roman’s and maybe even past the Carthaginians lol
      Edit: notably also the the Sherdan raiders that were in Sardinia and the tribes there frequently used helmets with Horns and a Sun in tandem which match a lot of the depictions of the sea raiders. A lot points to them taking a trip over to where they have traded before with the Italians and Greeks and African coast some of their artifacts depicting warriors and suns/horns can be found there too. Very interesting to me as someone who loves bronze age

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 3 года назад +16

    I can't hear "Zoroastrianism" without thinking of Freddie Mercury. When Simon mentioned him, it brought a huge smile to my face.

  • @tecumsehcristero
    @tecumsehcristero 3 года назад +315

    Greatest mysteries are why pens and pennies are always around except when you need one then they're unfindable

    • @ryanhogan4743
      @ryanhogan4743 3 года назад +10

      They're simply not dePENable, are they?

    • @drjtk76
      @drjtk76 3 года назад +3

      And odd socks

    • @thedwightguy
      @thedwightguy 3 года назад +1

      @@ryanhogan4743 Canada got rid of pennies. Problem solved. Now, about "pens". .......

    • @lindaterrell5535
      @lindaterrell5535 3 года назад +1

      @@thedwightguy
      The pens are on the bureau of my Uncle.

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 3 года назад +3

      The opposite of cops;
      Never one around when some guy slams across 5 lanes without signaling and forces a bus full of children off the road but, if you do 2 miles per hour over the sign speed who's on your back door?

  • @salt1956
    @salt1956 2 года назад +13

    "If you want any more we're going to have to go to Iran, so...we're probably not going to do that." Absolutely priceless! Well said.

  • @lexxstrum
    @lexxstrum 3 года назад +48

    There's a great moment in an X-Men comic where they're talking about the end of civilization at a diner party. Someone mentions that we have no idea what caused the Bronze Age collapse.
    Someone mentions that Apocalypse was old enough to know what happened, and they ask him.
    He looks up from his drink, and dryly comments, "I Happened. It was me."

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Год назад +1

      @MacLevistein Robert Drews did make that claim back in 1992. But it wasn't much of a tech leap; the Sea Peoples were still using bronze too.

  • @ianmurphy9955
    @ianmurphy9955 3 года назад +138

    I love that Simon is slowly but surely developing Whistlernet, like the internet but filled with awesomeness and genuinely knowledgable and funny content

    • @keithp6699
      @keithp6699 3 года назад +2

      He strikes me as a hell of a hard worker!

  • @thomasbernecky2078
    @thomasbernecky2078 3 года назад +623

    Yes, Simon, whenever I want a bit of light entertainment, I go to YT and type in the Late Bronze Age Collapse.

    • @Casey-bw7lc
      @Casey-bw7lc 3 года назад +53

      Well, I do :(

    • @sfjarhead4062
      @sfjarhead4062 3 года назад +31

      Me too :/

    • @anatolyalperovich9069
      @anatolyalperovich9069 3 года назад +20

      I do. There is no mystery . Santorini event , as in exodus, and the collapse of the civilization. The second after the flood . Means, when black sea united with mediterranean

    • @trishafoster8019
      @trishafoster8019 3 года назад +7

      I haven't, but i sure as hell am going to!

    • @RedneckBarStoriesRonVincent
      @RedneckBarStoriesRonVincent 3 года назад +5

      Scholars give so many guesses that the subtext is “ we do not know.”

  • @RolloTonéBrownTown
    @RolloTonéBrownTown 2 года назад +19

    Loved the transition from Bronze Age to Gengis Kahn. It was so abrupt, for a second I thought he was blaming him for the Bronze Age collapse xD

  • @LTBudd
    @LTBudd 3 года назад +107

    Greek Fire is another interesting ancient mystery. Being that the formulation was kept secret, no one knows what Greek Fire consisted of.

    • @TeroHal
      @TeroHal 3 года назад +24

      "Some sticky napalm-like liquid" is good enough for me.

    • @joejonas6816
      @joejonas6816 3 года назад +20

      Magnesium also burns underwater so..... napalm magnesium ish????

    • @GeoTunes01
      @GeoTunes01 3 года назад +29

      @@joejonas6816 this is why I like reading comments... today I learnt that magnesium burns underwater 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

    • @Mellisa026
      @Mellisa026 3 года назад +4

      Rebranded Persian Fire

    • @cynthiaahern9081
      @cynthiaahern9081 3 года назад

      @frankeb1980 Lol!😂😂

  • @richardrose7382
    @richardrose7382 2 года назад +404

    A thought; sometime ago I read a book by an English fellow who was convinced that the ancient people of Nazca, had the use of “smoke balloons” capable of carrying men up high enough to see these lines. He got Raven Industries (recreational hot-air ballon manufacturers) to make a smoke ballon out of the type of cloth available to the Nazca people of former times (known because of funeral cloth on the mummies from the area) and modeled after some illustrations on pottery shards. The craft was successfully flown in the area and as far as I know, was promptly forgotten by historical authorities. The idea presented was that natives of the Amazon for a very long time, had sent prayers to the gods in much smaller hot air balloon’s, not only that, but one such Amazon native went back to Europe with missionaries and worked with the Montgolfier brothers on their hot air balloons. Interesting if true. A good read as I recall, though I can’t recall the name of the author

    • @russelledwards001
      @russelledwards001 2 года назад +23

      The author was Colin convenient.

    • @charlessanders
      @charlessanders 2 года назад +10

      Yeah this is a cool historical theory. I saw a documentary on this a while ago.

    • @gloriamontgomery6900
      @gloriamontgomery6900 2 года назад +37

      I love that idea. However, a German archeologist who studied the Nazca lines found small scale versions of the drawings. Not at all difficult to simply scale them up-not a modern idea.

    • @andrewcooney2387
      @andrewcooney2387 2 года назад +2

      Too many adds so I will not be watching.

    • @jeffmattes5446
      @jeffmattes5446 2 года назад +3

      The real answer is a alien with a twisted sense of humor.

  • @jefffiore7869
    @jefffiore7869 3 года назад +318

    "Religious significance" - stock answer for when scholars have no idea...

    • @FurryMetalFerretVT
      @FurryMetalFerretVT 3 года назад +23

      right. as if people just didnt have a articial urge so long ago. imagine if society just collapsed and history washed on the sea today, 20,000 year from now, they find some pictures of an anime con and just think they worshipped many many gods XD lol

    • @Oleandra-13
      @Oleandra-13 3 года назад +3

      Francis from Time Team suddenly appears...

    • @pacefactor
      @pacefactor 3 года назад +22

      There is also "funerary rights" and "ritualistic importance" as stock answers as well. One assumes because they found it in a tomb, it MUST be about their death and/or belief structure - which is not entirely wrong to think, but sometimes you have to remember that humans can be just plain weird, and have generally acted the same through most of history. Just look at the messages left on the walls of Pompeii, you'd think it was Twitter or a gas station bathroom in the 80's. It really opens you eyes on how much that human behavior has pretty much stayed the same despite technology and better living standards.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 3 года назад

      Abso-freakin'-lutely!

    • @Annathroy
      @Annathroy 3 года назад +4

      Or the classic "possibly from a fall off a horse" conclusion whenever they find anything broken or damaged on a skeleton

  • @mothmagic1
    @mothmagic1 Год назад +10

    I was always interested in history at school and your videos remind me why I have never lost that interest.

  • @littlenothing1068
    @littlenothing1068 3 года назад +18

    “Although as how terms go, the Persians were ‘quite chill’”
    That gave me a good giggle lolol

  • @dat2ra
    @dat2ra 3 года назад +180

    After their defeat in Scotland, the 9th fought so successfully with the Sea Peoples that Gengis Kahn recruited them to build intaglios in Peru in his honor.

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 3 года назад +11

      Your math checks out.

    • @АлександрДараган-з8ц
      @АлександрДараган-з8ц 3 года назад +6

      Brilliant!
      Our domestic historian freaks Nosovsky and Fomenko would die of envy)

    • @chriskelly3481
      @chriskelly3481 3 года назад +3

      Game. Set. Match.
      😆👍

    • @PazHussain
      @PazHussain 2 года назад +1

      By using zarosta time machine

    • @NotChefCook
      @NotChefCook 2 года назад +1

      Right ! And flew them TO Peru on that flying fella from Hindu mythology ! Or possibly aliens .

  • @roadtoad7704
    @roadtoad7704 3 года назад +505

    He forgot the greatest mystery: The missing 10mm socket.

    • @Sciguy95
      @Sciguy95 3 года назад +9

      Lol, I literally just needed one of those today to change my oil filter.

    • @acchaladka
      @acchaladka 3 года назад +11

      13mm - I owned a classic German car for a while.

    • @cubworx7397
      @cubworx7397 3 года назад +22

      I store mine in a special place. Which I can never recall. It's there with the 7mm and the 13mm.

    • @matt54321100
      @matt54321100 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-VspJkkr7_0/видео.html

    • @barniestormer6698
      @barniestormer6698 3 года назад +7

      Its in your pocket..

  • @debbiemoore2747
    @debbiemoore2747 2 года назад +45

    This had me chuckling. The "thinking of you Gengis Khan" and "still waiting on that scientists" about immortality are comedy gold 👌

    • @andrewcooney2387
      @andrewcooney2387 2 года назад

      Adds adds, adds. I can't watch this video anymore.

    • @itatube7594
      @itatube7594 4 месяца назад

      If this is comedy gold, then your sense of humor is pretty bad

    • @debbiemoore2747
      @debbiemoore2747 4 месяца назад

      @itatube7594 thank you for your opinion, have a great day 🧡

  • @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts
    @RidinDirtyRollinBurnouts 3 года назад +121

    Video suggestion: what about the history of surgery? Like each historical period's approach to it starting from the very beginning all the way to the birth of modern surgery.

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 3 года назад +5

      Might be important to mention regional anomalies. Like the Chinese had quite advanced medicine for some time. IIRC they even did surgery long before medicine really took off in Europe or the Middle East.

    • @michaelsmyth6296
      @michaelsmyth6296 3 года назад +5

      Good choice. A Roman field doctor of 100BC, had better knowledge of triage than a 1860s 🇺🇸 field doctor. So much was lost after Nycea.

    • @CaliforniaCarpenter7
      @CaliforniaCarpenter7 3 года назад +4

      The Edwin Smith Papyrus can be found in its entirety online, and Ancient Egyptians discussed surgery. In addition, they were using antibiotics and suggesting molded bread be placed on wounds, they also used colloidal metals, and this text comes from 4,000 years ago.

    • @lewisdunn1487
      @lewisdunn1487 3 года назад +3

      @@kaltaron1284 Asia was way ahead of the west for the majority of history.

    • @CareelBay
      @CareelBay 3 года назад +2

      I would love this. Great suggestion

  • @andytaylor6267
    @andytaylor6267 3 года назад +392

    The Nazca lines are such a compelling head-scratcher of a mystery! Literally in the middle of nowhere, dug by hand, without a ton of footprints or really any signs of civilization nearby, on a bafflingly humongous scale, for no reason we can identify. It's almost like a bored God was on a telephone call and needed to doodle for concentration or something.

    • @dat2ra
      @dat2ra 3 года назад +8

      There are intaglios in other parts of the world too. Like in southern California.

    • @nlwilson4892
      @nlwilson4892 3 года назад +49

      The fact that most are one continuous line would be a clue to the lack of footprints. They probably walked along the lines digging behind them. They were probably marked by counting steps and degrees of turn (I don't mean 360 degrees probably more like 8 points) if you've ever programmed in logo it is a relatively simple concept. Although that complexity does require a good degree of planning.

    • @winnifredforbes1114
      @winnifredforbes1114 3 года назад +4

      Amen!

    • @jonathansoko5368
      @jonathansoko5368 3 года назад +14

      It's not that crazy though and is quite common throughout the world. You just want to believe it's crazy

    • @another3997
      @another3997 3 года назад +59

      The amazing part of the Nazca lines construction is that at ground level, nobody can actually see the shapes, even from the nearby hills. There is no vantage point high enough. The shapes are so big that they simply couldn't see what they were creating . The only way to see them is from the air. Whoever created them certainly had some impressive engineering skills. Planning and laying out such giant, complex shapes, with no point of reference is no easy task. And only the Gods could see the finished designs.

  • @LcHR21212
    @LcHR21212 3 года назад +82

    Everyone: why did they make the glyphs??
    one guy to his mates: let's make giant animals for the hell of it

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 3 года назад +1

      Graffiti today might be seen in a different light if it was discovered in a thousand years.

    • @BatkoNashBandera774
      @BatkoNashBandera774 2 месяца назад

      and you just know that guys' name is Randy.

    • @danielmitchell6940
      @danielmitchell6940 2 месяца назад

      yep, like cave drawings, scientists think it was telling stories or written history but it is actually just kids drawing on bedroom walls!

  • @fazbell
    @fazbell Год назад +7

    Simon has the most informative videos on RUclips.

  • @johnlee5423
    @johnlee5423 3 года назад +452

    The Loch Less monster destroyed the 9th Legion, everyone in Scotland know this.

  • @doggald3025
    @doggald3025 3 года назад +76

    Something interesting about the Nazca Lines, they’ve drawn a whale. Whales can only be seen from the north coast of Peru, 2000 kilometres away from where the lines are situated.

    • @e-curb
      @e-curb 3 года назад +10

      TODAY

    • @practicalskeptic4774
      @practicalskeptic4774 3 года назад +7

      Sure, "whale". Look up the actual drawings. They just look like a child made up an animal. People just see what they want in it

    • @HeilwoodBeagles
      @HeilwoodBeagles 3 года назад +4

      @@practicalskeptic4774 you're so wrong! I bet you couldn't do the same thing right now.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 3 года назад +2

      @@HeilwoodBeagles Grey couldn't do what? Look up the actual drawings? Make up an animal? Those are the only things he stated. Note he said nothing about making the Nazca lines. So what is it that you think he couldn't do the same right now FROM what he actually stated?

    • @sackettfamily4685
      @sackettfamily4685 3 года назад +2

      One theory that seems logical is that they were landing strips, like an airport. But in order to find that possible, you'd have to throw out the myth(assumptions) that they were primitive. Look the nazca line of the special spider, and it's leg.

  • @malfaro3l
    @malfaro3l 3 года назад +160

    Sounds like the Ninth Legion went back in time to 1200 BCE and decided to clean house, before finding Genghis Khan”s tomb and burying him with Zoroaster.

    • @seanallerdings8147
      @seanallerdings8147 3 года назад +17

      and then afterwards making it all the way to South America where they decided to draw all the things they saw along their conquest in the ground by making giant pictures.

    • @craiganderson7986
      @craiganderson7986 3 года назад +5

      I’ll tell you the biggest mystery: How did Simon manage to get the ads to air during the chapter headings and not in the middle of a sentence?

  • @miinyoo
    @miinyoo Год назад +5

    The glyphs at the end are amazing. Hadn't seen that before. The fact that the lines are so straight. Solid work.

  • @joycejames8461
    @joycejames8461 3 года назад +185

    According to the Systems Collapse Theory, if Simon doesn't upload at least five videos every day RUclips will disappear.

    • @Sideprojects
      @Sideprojects  3 года назад +75

      I'm not willing to test that theory, the risk is too high

    • @onepiecepedia
      @onepiecepedia 3 года назад +6

      hahahaha!!! 😂😂

    • @SwanRonsonDonnyJepp
      @SwanRonsonDonnyJepp 3 года назад +4

      I like that 😅

    • @needaman66
      @needaman66 3 года назад +2

      Heres hoping he takes a week off

    • @pipengerandpartnersllp5771
      @pipengerandpartnersllp5771 3 года назад +1

      But the REAL question would be? Given the law of conservation of matter, WHERE would it go?

  • @onepiecepedia
    @onepiecepedia 3 года назад +317

    You know it's a backlogged video when Simon's beard just tripled in length in between 2 videos 😂😂🧔🏻

    • @collincovid6950
      @collincovid6950 3 года назад +3

      Is he going to audition for a Harry Potter character with that beard? Would not be surprised if a cuckoo was not heard

    • @russellmarra8520
      @russellmarra8520 3 года назад +3

      however that may be, it is a great beard... especially for a bald guy!

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 3 года назад +3

      Which makes you think...Simon just released 4 videos today and these were backlogs...how clogged is that pipe?

    • @onepiecepedia
      @onepiecepedia 3 года назад +2

      @@jayhom5385 Not all of them. Business Blaze always seems to be the one shot closest in date (2~3 weeks before release?) and obviously The Casual Criminalist because it's new

    • @frankgesuele6298
      @frankgesuele6298 3 года назад

      @@russellmarra8520 I wonder if he'll let it grow down to the 3rd button?

  • @Calintares
    @Calintares 3 года назад +45

    One of my favorite ancient mysteries is the Antikythera Mechanism. who made it, how, why, what else did they make?

    • @cherryclarke4704
      @cherryclarke4704 3 года назад +2

      That's a very apt question!

    • @tonyfriendly4409
      @tonyfriendly4409 3 года назад +18

      What is it: a mechanical computer that calculates the position of the planets visible to the human eye.
      Why: Hellenic Pagans believed astrology influenced every aspect of their lives.
      How: An in depth understanding of astronomy and gear ratios.
      The real question is how the Greek polymaths invented things like mechanical computers or steam engines and fail to see any kind of useful applications such wonders could have been used for instead of viewing them as religious curiosities. I blame the technological stagnation caused by the Roman Empire's reliance on slavery.

    • @apaijmans
      @apaijmans 3 года назад +5

      Who made it? It was not a computer but a calculator of astronomical data. Where would humans be now if that technology had not been lost? We tend to not give ancient peoples the credit they deserve. All those great monuments all over the world? The great pyramid is full of mathematical knowledge. I am sure the first cities were build before the end of the last ice age 12.000 years ago. But unfortunately lost to time.

    • @ccilie7956
      @ccilie7956 3 года назад +2

      I have always been thinking exactly this: we are as clever as we ever were. Yes development, genes etcetera. But just because people lived ten thousand years ago, doesn’t mean they hadn’t developed societies in some form of intellectual way. I mean; this is the dumbest think to think that just because something is ancient, it means dumber. It does not. Very intelligent people live all over the world today, they may live very different. And last, but not least, if our ancestors were dumber than us, then who invented the airplane you use today.

    • @tonyfriendly4409
      @tonyfriendly4409 3 года назад +5

      @@ccilie7956 They might have known fewer things, but they were just as intelligent as we are today.

  • @mortalclown3812
    @mortalclown3812 2 года назад +48

    Simon, you magnificent bastard. Single greatest personality/teacher/guide on RUclips. Huge props

    • @drew-shourd
      @drew-shourd 8 месяцев назад

      Too bad he never reads the comments, cause this is worthy mate...

  • @joshdavis6556
    @joshdavis6556 3 года назад +138

    I have a theory about Simon's channels. There are different levels of his followers, much the same as in the Roman Army. First, you have the entire army (the Whistlers?), then you have the consul (Simon himself, of course) the Tribunes (us Blazers), followed by the Centurions (Mega Projects/Side Projects or Geographics/Biographics fans), and finally the legionares (sp? The Today I Found Out normies). Danny and Sam are the body slaves commanded by the Consul himself.

    • @zaranea7920
      @zaranea7920 3 года назад +7

      I like that. I really like that :D!

    • @jakobburton-sundman8549
      @jakobburton-sundman8549 3 года назад +5

      Can you go up in rank?

    • @Combustible681
      @Combustible681 3 года назад +7

      Yes, allegedly

    • @HFFCANADA
      @HFFCANADA 3 года назад +2

      I like that.
      Business blaze by far, who doesn't enjoy cocaine? Honestly

    • @joshdavis6556
      @joshdavis6556 3 года назад +2

      @@jakobburton-sundman8549 allegedly, if you are not a Blazer and become one, Consul Simon will grant you the title of "Certified Legend," and you will become a Tribune. Allegedly.

  • @tigerspirit1917
    @tigerspirit1917 3 года назад +112

    The Roman 9th Legion was wiped out when the Roman Emperor activated Order 66.

  • @Michaelengelmann
    @Michaelengelmann 3 года назад +52

    *when talking about the sea people “we don’t know for…. Shore” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephanieunterharnscheidt
    @stephanieunterharnscheidt Год назад +1

    Don’t you just love all things Simon Whistler? I do!

  • @ExplodingConsole
    @ExplodingConsole 3 года назад +162

    What we need is for someone to invent an Assassin's Creed style Animus, then we just need to find someone with the right DNA.

    • @tristanlasley8030
      @tristanlasley8030 3 года назад +2

      Ar gaming, we bout their

    • @youknowiaintworried
      @youknowiaintworried 3 года назад +1

      Yes yes 🙌 will have it on Monday and.......... I def didn’t write this.

    • @josephhall2748
      @josephhall2748 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @liamenglish5632
      @liamenglish5632 3 года назад +2

      Im distantly related to the Earl of Sandwich

    • @grahamwillox
      @grahamwillox 3 года назад +1

      Not wanting much there...... I’m sure it’ll happen. Lol.

  • @philipocarroll
    @philipocarroll 3 года назад +58

    I think Alexander's tomb should be on this list and it ought to be easier to find than the tomb of Genghis Khan. For one, we have a lot more records and know where to look. Secondly, he had three different tombs as his remains were fought over and moved around. Not one of the tombs has been found.

    • @andrewcooney2387
      @andrewcooney2387 2 года назад +2

      I thought all the adds were wonderful I enjoyed the adds so much and we must have hundreds more adds yes indeed I have so much time to watch adds , it's time to unsubscribe Beacuse of all of the adds

    • @sandy-quimsrus
      @sandy-quimsrus Год назад

      ​@@andrewcooney2387I get you bro.

    • @charlescatt4607
      @charlescatt4607 Год назад

      Why would they have buried him in a tomb? By all accounts he was despised by his friends and commanders. They wanted power and killed all his releatives. Why would they honor him with a tomb

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Год назад +1

      ​@@charlescatt4607Politics and power. Alexander's remains were a powerful symbol for those desiring to succeed him.
      So the Ptolemy's building ostentatious tombs was a smart political move

  • @patrickmcdonald8513
    @patrickmcdonald8513 3 года назад +94

    Kahn was buried in a proton torpedo container, his body set adrift in space.

  • @devilsnetwork4212
    @devilsnetwork4212 Месяц назад +1

    I'm not a Christian, but when you use the Christian calendar, use BC and AD. There are many different calendars you can use if you don't want to use the Christian one.

  • @cameron1737
    @cameron1737 3 года назад +82

    Simon has basically come full circle: this channel is just Today I Found Out

    • @bernhardkrickl3567
      @bernhardkrickl3567 3 года назад +6

      Well, in this case more like "Up until today we haven't found out"

    • @phunkmunkified
      @phunkmunkified 3 года назад +6

      I just found out that I wasn't watching the Today I Found Out channel.

    • @robert.m4676
      @robert.m4676 3 года назад +1

      He sucks and his voice is major league annoying!🤪

    • @coulierscouliers1913
      @coulierscouliers1913 3 года назад

      Noup :) these are side projects (some older stuff). The other channel is about very fresh side projects, developed just today ;)

  • @maxlu9373
    @maxlu9373 3 года назад +101

    Why did the Bronze Age collapse?
    Historians: Idk what if everything just stopped working all at once

    • @ericsmith1801
      @ericsmith1801 3 года назад +6

      The Bronze Age people were slaughtered by people of the Iron Age ?

    • @rodofiron1583
      @rodofiron1583 3 года назад +5

      The 6 fingered, double dentition giant Annunaki fallen angels came back for their regular human snacks? 😵‍💫🤷‍♀️🤐

    • @elram2649
      @elram2649 3 года назад

      @@rodofiron1583
      😂

    • @dinoschachten
      @dinoschachten 3 года назад +5

      Not just all at once. All at once *everywhere*. Superb explanation.

    • @jaydale9097
      @jaydale9097 3 года назад +2

      Oh , you mean like Americans now. Everywhere I go, is help wanted or restricted hours or lobby is closed due to lack of employees.

  • @LordMcKrakenVonLittleBits
    @LordMcKrakenVonLittleBits 3 года назад +43

    I've learned more from Simon in the past few years than I've learned in the 40 years before that. Thank you.

    • @Sideprojects
      @Sideprojects  3 года назад +13

      legend

    • @SwanRonsonDonnyJepp
      @SwanRonsonDonnyJepp 3 года назад +3

      I agree....Simon is the best teacher I've ever had

    • @needaman66
      @needaman66 3 года назад +1

      I find inaccuacies in s oll me of the information

    • @lifeunderthestarstv
      @lifeunderthestarstv 2 года назад +1

      Simon doesn't research or write, he's just the voice

    • @LordMcKrakenVonLittleBits
      @LordMcKrakenVonLittleBits 2 года назад

      @@lifeunderthestarstv A great teacher doesn't always have to know everything. They just have to be good at delivering the message.

  • @smallk20
    @smallk20 Месяц назад +1

    Ancient mystery #6: how Simon hosts 1000 RUclips channels

  • @johnc1014
    @johnc1014 3 года назад +64

    The more I learn about history, the more it seems like we really know so little. Even what we think we know could easily be completely off.

    • @funkyjbass7762
      @funkyjbass7762 2 года назад +1

      Yip. Most historians couldn't agree and write accurately about what happened last week. Nor could I . . . what did I have for dinner last Wednesday . . . bugger.

    • @Deeplycloseted435
      @Deeplycloseted435 2 года назад +1

      It has changed dramatically just in my lifetime of 40 years.....the entire history of our species, that is.

    • @κεηγση
      @κεηγση 2 года назад +2

      Big sad about book burnings and the Library of Alexandria...imagine the things we'd know today

    • @TheDeadlyTikka
      @TheDeadlyTikka Год назад +4

      Yep, we know so much but in reality so little. Like we have around a 5000 year gap in known civilisation history from gobekli tepe to sumar and Mesopotamia

  • @danielabbey7726
    @danielabbey7726 3 года назад +48

    My theory about the 9th Legion: they discovered whisky, then they made peace with the Scots and moved to Caledonia!

    • @2msvalkyrie529
      @2msvalkyrie529 3 года назад +1

      They are loads of Haggis and
      suffered the consequences ?

    • @wulfrigjones9765
      @wulfrigjones9765 3 года назад +1

      Discovered Hot Chocolate And.........Boom

    • @kiabvaj5656
      @kiabvaj5656 3 года назад +1

      Satan took them and made them his own legion. What is thy name? My name is Legion, for we are many!!!

  • @TheReCampo
    @TheReCampo 3 года назад +53

    the greatest mystery of mankind is how many channels does this man have

    • @jahmd8377
      @jahmd8377 3 года назад

      What other channels is he on?

    • @TheReCampo
      @TheReCampo 3 года назад +5

      @@jahmd8377 According to his twitter bio: TodayIFoundOut/TopTenz/Biographics/Geographics/BusinessBlaze/Megaprojects/Sideprojects/HighlightHistory/xplrd/CasualCriminalist

    • @dr.lonnie3588
      @dr.lonnie3588 3 года назад +5

      Binging with babish

    • @TheReCampo
      @TheReCampo 3 года назад +3

      @@dr.lonnie3588 johnny sins also

    • @Cloud-og1qo
      @Cloud-og1qo 3 года назад

      @@TheReCampo top kek

  • @pauls5745
    @pauls5745 2 года назад +36

    I'm a firm believer if the public were allowed to see what's in the Vatican archives, a whole lot of things'll be discovered

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 2 года назад +2

      Why do you believe that?

    • @jamesrosemary2932
      @jamesrosemary2932 2 года назад

      Well, I firmly believe that in the Vatican archives there is nothing but false writings, edited writings, things we already knew and many things of no value whatsoever.

    • @hervedavidh4117
      @hervedavidh4117 2 года назад +8

      It is restricted because they are precious but Scholars are allowed, even those who are not catholic.

    • @bobdrooples
      @bobdrooples Год назад +6

      The public would be disappointed.
      Accounting historians on the other hand .

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel Год назад

      @@hervedavidh4117 This. The Vatican has digitised and permitted access to a wide variety of material. They WANT everyone to know about the Apostolic Fathers; 1 Clement and Ignatius support Catholic arguments.
      If they had copies of the "gospel of Thomas" etc, that cat is already out of the bag in Coptic form, so they'd have little problem publishing any of that, if they actually had it.

  • @JoshuaGoudreau
    @JoshuaGoudreau 3 года назад +40

    The REAL greatest mystery is how the hell Simon can turn out so much content

    • @judithgockel1001
      @judithgockel1001 3 года назад +4

      By speaking so rapidly one needs undivided attention to understand him , and a phenomenal memory to have a clue what he said 10 minutes afterwards.

    • @alzychoze6591
      @alzychoze6591 3 года назад +2

      I think there is a research teamwork

    • @michaelbeard4883
      @michaelbeard4883 3 года назад +2

      Massive channels that make a lot
      Of money and a team of people that researches,writes,and edits his narration videos

    • @alamo350
      @alamo350 3 года назад +3

      Aliens, or magic, or magical aliens

    • @lucasoheyze4597
      @lucasoheyze4597 3 года назад

      Lack of any real care for any subject.

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner596 3 года назад +24

    Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view!"
    Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam."
    Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
    Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..."
    Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
    Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
    Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
    Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?

    • @trob1731
      @trob1731 3 года назад +2

      John Cleese was at his best on Fawlty Towers.

    • @teleriferchnyfain
      @teleriferchnyfain 2 года назад +1

      Fawlty Towers 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @fredflintstoner596
      @fredflintstoner596 2 года назад +1

      @@teleriferchnyfain WHAT IS WIT NIT ?

  • @FreeFallingAir
    @FreeFallingAir 3 года назад +66

    I find the Bronze Age collapse very fascinating. Damn "Sea People"

    • @QrazyQuarian
      @QrazyQuarian 3 года назад +5

      I know they're just people on boats, but I can't get like... Mermaids, or Atlanteans with flying fish cars n' shit out of my head when they say, "Sea People".

    • @roboparks
      @roboparks 3 года назад +1

      @ That's part of It , Early Latinas and Sothern Italic Tribes ? Maybe?

    • @linhhoang1363
      @linhhoang1363 3 года назад +2

      The Vikings!

    • @lukedavies4321
      @lukedavies4321 2 года назад

      @@linhhoang1363 Aryans

    • @bandit6272
      @bandit6272 2 года назад

      I read that it was also a shortage of tin, which is needed to make bronze. If you can't make bronze anymore, you can't really continue the bronze age, now can you?

  • @jossypoo
    @jossypoo 2 года назад +22

    I definitely expected "The Sea Peoples" to be their own entry.
    Yeah the Bronze Age Collapse is interesting thematically, but we do know many of the important factors!
    As far as I know, The Sea Peoples were powerful people supposedly from a place that also had excellent record-keeping, but they've somewhat disappeared from existence?
    That's pretty compelling!

    • @jessmorris3080
      @jessmorris3080 2 года назад +3

      Read The End of the Bronze Age..., by Robert Drews. His arguments about the sea peoples (plural) is compelling.

    • @CristiNeagu
      @CristiNeagu 2 года назад +2

      Well, history has a habit of repeating itself, so we might get to witness it first hand.

    • @C666O
      @C666O 2 года назад +4

      What"s interesting is that the only empire that defeated these sea people was ancient egypt but at the cost of half their army.

    • @jessmorris3080
      @jessmorris3080 2 года назад +2

      @@C666O the Assyrian empire also survived thr catastrophe.

    • @toxxedgaming3885
      @toxxedgaming3885 Год назад +1

      There are many references in the ancient writings that they knew them. Gonna butcher these...but the Wechesh, the Peleset, and many others were mentioned. They were tribes like the Etruscans, Thrace, Cyprus, Sardinia, Libya, Numidia, and a few Central European tribes that I forgot the name of. We just don't know why they all banded together, brought their families, and destroyed the civilizations, though to me it is not too hard to guess.
      BTW the Peleset became the Peleshet and settled in the Levant, became later known as the Philistines

  • @dillongage
    @dillongage 3 года назад +68

    Nah we know Ghengis Khans intention. He knew that someone as feared and respected as he was would be a prime target for grave robbing. He lived a long and hard life.. He just wanted to rest in peace.

  • @username65585
    @username65585 3 года назад +15

    There is a 110 meter long picture of a horse on a hill in the UK called the Uffington White Horse. It is made of crushed chalk and been maintained for nearly 3000 years.

    • @rcknbob1
      @rcknbob1 3 года назад +4

      And Tom Scott did a video where he was helping to refresh the Horse.

    • @adamcarreras-neal4697
      @adamcarreras-neal4697 3 года назад +3

      don't forget the Dragon hill opposite where no grass grows where Dragon's blood was split by St George

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад +1

      Allegedly

    • @masonwillis708
      @masonwillis708 3 года назад

      No way! I’ve seen this so many times and assumed it was no more than 20 or so years old. Do you have a source?

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 3 года назад

      It's not what a horse is, but what a horse be

  • @just-dl
    @just-dl 3 года назад +29

    "further evidence is needed before more can be said." That has never stopped me!

    • @ABCD-xe4pb
      @ABCD-xe4pb 3 года назад

      it has been said too much lacking the evidence

    • @jnunya5940
      @jnunya5940 3 года назад

      Simon how many flipping channels do you have?🤣

  • @AbigailGerlach-zt1sh
    @AbigailGerlach-zt1sh Месяц назад +6

    How about the 9th legion just disbanded, became farmers, settled down, married, had kids and became, eventually, good Englishmen?

  • @MezThorbonizer
    @MezThorbonizer 3 года назад +66

    Freddy Mercury is probably the world's most famous Zoroastrian from Zanzibar

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 года назад +2

      Never knew that🤔

    • @Maliique
      @Maliique 3 года назад +4

      Freddy Mercure is probably the worlds most famous Zoroastrian from Zanzibar that is a male leadsinger on a wordlfamous English Rockband with a royal bandname.

    • @jyvben1520
      @jyvben1520 3 года назад +2

      Born: Farrokh Bulsara, September 05, 1946, Stone Town, Sultanate of Zanzibar

    • @innosanto
      @innosanto 3 года назад +1

      His case ia typical for Zoroastrians. They migrated frim Iran-Persia to India and Zanzibar because were facing perswcution from muslims.

  • @endtimespreaching8872
    @endtimespreaching8872 3 года назад +53

    "History is a lie agreed upon". Napoleon Bonaparte.

    • @WoWUndad
      @WoWUndad 3 года назад +1

      "Smoke ass eat grass". Jesus Christ.

    • @trevorwilliams6362
      @trevorwilliams6362 3 года назад

      Is it wise to align our thoughts with fascist dictators?

    • @endtimespreaching8872
      @endtimespreaching8872 3 года назад

      @@trevorwilliams6362 He was neither facsist nor a dictator. Facsism wasn't even instituted among men until 128 years after his death.

    • @trevorwilliams6362
      @trevorwilliams6362 3 года назад

      @@endtimespreaching8872 oh my bad I forget that I need to be outrageously specific on the internet. Oppressive Emperor? Or did oppression not exist among men yet?

    • @lovecraftianwalrus4490
      @lovecraftianwalrus4490 Год назад

      “History is a lie agreed upon by the victors”*

  • @BigZebraCom
    @BigZebraCom 3 года назад +138

    I was going to solve these mysteries, but then things got really busy at work.

    • @pallehansen1145
      @pallehansen1145 3 года назад +5

      Yeah right, u just got high..

    • @BigZebraCom
      @BigZebraCom 3 года назад +4

      @@pallehansen1145 Yes, I work at a marijuana dispensary.

    • @mindfulnessbytheocean
      @mindfulnessbytheocean 3 года назад +7

      I’ve solved all of these mysteries and hundreds more. I’d share the results but I don’t wanna.

    • @BigZebraCom
      @BigZebraCom 3 года назад +1

      @@mindfulnessbytheocean I know how you feel! Or I would know if I wasn't so dang busy at work.

    • @MrPig40
      @MrPig40 3 года назад +4

      Stupid work ruining our dang quest for truth.

  • @openskies11
    @openskies11 Год назад +5

    The tomb of Alexander the Great still hasn't been found. Personally, I hope it's never found.

  • @milyoti01
    @milyoti01 3 года назад +120

    Another mystery is the origin of the Basque and their language.

    • @alwayscensored6871
      @alwayscensored6871 3 года назад +11

      Atlantian

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 3 года назад +18

      One weekend and a truck load of wine...

    • @AmyMichelleMosier
      @AmyMichelleMosier 3 года назад

      And Arberescht ...

    • @j.s.l4652
      @j.s.l4652 3 года назад +11

      @@AmyMichelleMosier Basque and Hungarian are not Indo-European but Albanian is, so is Arbëresh. It is related to Proto-Indo-European, like Germanic, Old-Greek, Sanskrit, Celtic, Latin, but not related with Arabic or Basque or Chinese. Maybe Basque descends from a native european tribe which resisted celtic and roman influece and also got not assimilated earlier by the proto-indo-european migrants in the early Bronze Age. Somehow they kept their native language apart from the indoeuropean language tree. Albanian is exotic but it is part of the tree. ruclips.net/video/enFqiJ08bdo/видео.html

    • @druid139
      @druid139 3 года назад +6

      They say the word for 'knife' in Basque is from the words 'cutting stone', indicating Neolithic origins.
      Also, unlike Indo-European languages, it is Agglunitive, which means you can add word bits together to make a word, sorta.

  • @NateJ1
    @NateJ1 3 года назад +31

    Simon: HISTORY IS THE WORST!
    Also Simon: HISTORY PAYS MY BILLS

    • @andrewcooney2387
      @andrewcooney2387 2 года назад

      Too many adds so I will not be watching indeed the film is destroyed by the adds I used to enjoy the videos but not anymore due to the massive number of adds it is impossible to follow the video.

  • @elderofzion
    @elderofzion 3 года назад +82

    if history channel has thought me anything it's that ancient aliens are to blame for everything

    • @robertcarpenter8738
      @robertcarpenter8738 3 года назад +3

      If youtube has showed me anything, its showed me Simon hosts 1/3 of the vidz on youtube lol

    • @mikequinn2000
      @mikequinn2000 3 года назад

      Lol @"thought me anything" ... It's too early to still be drunk from yesterday. Speaking for myself right now 🤣🤣🤣

    • @thefacelessquestion3333
      @thefacelessquestion3333 3 года назад

      That show is really something... Lol,still watch it tho.

    • @df5295
      @df5295 3 года назад

      Anything that modern society can't do or understand about ancient society is due to aliens! Or maybe it's just because we lost the knowledge! 🤣

    • @almostrox7270
      @almostrox7270 3 года назад

      Maybe the aliens where the original people who got to a technological point that they explored space, found our planet, and engineered the apes already here......

  • @Michael-dy2lb
    @Michael-dy2lb Месяц назад +2

    Genghis Khan died quite naturally from eating too many Twinkies. The excellent sugar rush killed him.

  • @TheLooterArmy
    @TheLooterArmy 3 года назад +46

    If Simon ever delves into The SCP Foundation my brain would die of a joygasm.

    • @ngedye
      @ngedye 3 года назад +3

      OMG! Just imagine it *imagining it* OMG!

    • @gundamheavyarms4879
      @gundamheavyarms4879 3 года назад +4

      I could see him as a member of the 05 Council.

    • @thekommisarfirstsecretary
      @thekommisarfirstsecretary 3 года назад +8

      Sane , clown , Posse?

    • @redbarchetta5620
      @redbarchetta5620 3 года назад +2

      Maybe he already did one on SCP-055

    • @mohnjarx7801
      @mohnjarx7801 3 года назад +1

      You ever watch "wendigoon"? I'm pretty sure he just started SCP vids and his iceberg videos are bangers

  • @sophierobinson2738
    @sophierobinson2738 3 года назад +41

    The 9th got tired of fighting and married whoever was available and settled down.

    • @tealwraith9045
      @tealwraith9045 3 года назад +11

      And changed their names. Marsippius Consus? No, I'm old Bede, me and muh wife Maab been here all our lives.

    • @JordanGrant92
      @JordanGrant92 3 года назад +9

      Marsippius Consus? I wonder if you mean Old Ben Consus

    • @monolith94
      @monolith94 3 года назад

      I’d like to believe that was true

  • @chinabiden7761
    @chinabiden7761 3 года назад +52

    The 9th Legion was probably just a victim of budget cuts.

    • @whazzuphere
      @whazzuphere 3 года назад +8

      There's probably some undiscovered historical evidence of a "Defund The Ninth" social movement in the empire.

    • @ANDROLOMA
      @ANDROLOMA 3 года назад

      Russia Trump notwithstanding?

  • @stuckerfam
    @stuckerfam 2 года назад +1

    Simon, you are always killing it, teaching us so much cool info. I would encourage you to know that you are free to use BC instead of BCE and AD instead of CE. You have no university forcing you to use secularized dating schemes. Remember that regardless of whether you use the Christian (Gregorian) dating method or the secularized name of the same method, it is still (loosely) based on the date of the birth of Christ. It is funny that many academics make a big deal of changing the name of the calendaring method, but they still use the existing method. So, does stealing an overtly religious method of dating yet changing its name make any sense? If secularists don't want to properly use the BC/AD (Gregorian) method, then let them create their own method. They insult the roots, history, and faith of the calendaring method by appropriating it while refusing to use its terms. (Recall that secularists are the ones that taught us that cultural appropriation is a very bad thing.) Feel free to use it properly. Don't feel the pressure to wash away the history of the Gregorian calendar while you teach us history. Tell the secular universities to create their own calendar if they don't want to use the Gregorian one properly. They can kick rocks. Be free, my friend. Teach on, O teacher!

  • @TopFix
    @TopFix 3 года назад +41

    Genghis Khan wasn't buried. He left the world's atmosphere and went on to conquer Mars & Friends. He is waiting for us.

    • @timjohnson1199
      @timjohnson1199 3 года назад

      What with all the other billions having died and "left the world's atmosphere " it's getting a bit crowded on Mars.

    • @kiabvaj5656
      @kiabvaj5656 3 года назад +1

      He was the Asian Jesus and he ascended up to the heavens. Amen 🙏

    • @timjohnson1199
      @timjohnson1199 3 года назад +4

      @@kiabvaj5656 He was pretty evil. A mass murderer and slaver. If there's any direction he's going it's down.

    • @cshairydude
      @cshairydude 3 года назад +1

      Reminds me of a throwaway line from Men in Black: "Elvis is not dead. He just went home."

    • @Himmyjewett
      @Himmyjewett 3 года назад +1

      @@timjohnson1199 well Solomon cut a baby in half and he is fine

  • @elizabethperez5694
    @elizabethperez5694 3 года назад +53

    Thank you, Simon, for explaining so well the reasons we should all be interested in history!!

  • @25Erix
    @25Erix 3 года назад +48

    I remember that for a while, the Hittites were considered a fiction only found in the Old Testament by historians because of the lack of evidence at the time. Only for those historians to get embarrassed when the evidence surfaced.

    • @adamloverin231
      @adamloverin231 3 года назад +8

      Embarrassed? As historians I imagine they would be excited at new archeological finds and historical knowledge.

    • @friendlyone2706
      @friendlyone2706 3 года назад +2

      @@adamloverin231 should be

    • @AloisWeimar
      @AloisWeimar 3 года назад +5

      Yeah that’s some anti historian/archeology bias right there. Tell me of the vast evidence of King David while we are at it

    • @25Erix
      @25Erix 3 года назад +3

      @@AloisWeimar The historical evidence is there. Go look for it instead of relying on me to hold your hand. And don't put words in my mouth. I never said I was anti-historian/archeology. History happens to be one of my favorite past times. Most of the worldbuilding I do for my own writings happens to be history (thanks, Tolkien, for inspiring me a great deal). Planning on delving a bit further into the Faction Wars as well as First Epoch history.

    • @25Erix
      @25Erix 3 года назад +14

      @@adamloverin231 Trust me, there are a number of historians dead-set on proving the Bible's recorded history wrong. I'll also take the time to remind people the Bible is more than just religion. Aside from history, there's genealogies, songs, poems, parables, and science (if you know where to look and I can name a few examples). It's a more well-rounded book than people care to give it credit for. They just focus on the religious aspects, making them as narrow-minded as over-the-top Christians.

  • @beaniepig8615
    @beaniepig8615 Год назад

    Honestly I have so much respect for this guy like he is like really goood at talking it’s impressive as hell it’s so fast and easy to listen to while still being smart sounding

  • @maxxor-overworldhero6730
    @maxxor-overworldhero6730 3 года назад +58

    The 9th Legion: went through a wormhole and ended up on a far distant planet, where they established the Empire of Alera.

    • @julietfischer5056
      @julietfischer5056 3 года назад +6

      According to _Doctor Who_ they're allied with Picts and battling extradimensional invaders inside a portal.

    • @wadecrawford6445
      @wadecrawford6445 3 года назад +4

      That series was actually written as a challenge from a fan to write a series that included two overdone tropes in media culture, Pokémon and The 9th legion. Such a great result.

    • @maxxor-overworldhero6730
      @maxxor-overworldhero6730 3 года назад

      @@wadecrawford6445 Indeed.

    • @williamblack4006
      @williamblack4006 3 года назад

      Otherwise known as: The Expanse, season 5 cliffhanger ending. Saw that. Excellent show.

  • @NinjaNezumi
    @NinjaNezumi 3 года назад +22

    Regarding the 9th Legion:
    Legions were all largely comprised of the populace from local areas mixed with Roman citizens. They weren't standing armies in the modern sense of the term. Once their tours of duty were up the soldiers in a legion who were foreigners typically gained Roman citizenship (at least up until the 400AD which is what led to the sacking of Rome and the conflict with King Aelric, because Caesar thought it was a good idea to give all of its slaves weapons but refuse to pay them).
    Since the 9th Legion lasted for about 150 years (1st Century BC to 120 AD), I bet you dimes to doughnuts that the legionnaires in the 9th were mostly up for citizenship, and it was too costly to afford supporting them with aux units, so the Caesar at the time just said: "Ok, folks! Good job, and all! But since times are tight, and most of you are retiring, I'm just going to go ahead and decommission this legion, move those of you who are left to other legions, and to the others: chop chop, cheer-io, let's have you go home and make some babies!"
    The entire idea that a branch of the military would be "decommissioned" because "they died" is such a ludicrous Victorian idea I can't fathom anyone giving it credit.
    Most soldiers, especially in the Roman Army, only serve for 3 years. Maybe some are lifers, but they sure as hell don't stay in just 1 legion for their entire adult life (not outside of a commanding officer). So let's pretend that the average officer int he 9th stayed in the 9th for 5-10 years.
    We're talking just around 5,000 soldiers.
    5,000.
    5,000 who are replaced every 3-5 years.
    That's over 150,000 soldiers were part of the 9th Legion from Julius Caesar's inception to the last record of the 9th existing. That's not counting the aux soldiers required to support the standing legionnaires.
    Rome's entire army went through MULTIPLE massive re-organizations from Augustus on through 200ad. Dozens of legions were cut from the books, split off, and streamlined into other branches. When he first took power he reduced the count from 33-28, that fell again from 28 to 25 after the massive battle with the Gothic Tribes in 9CE. The Romans were absolutely not afraid to record their losses and use those records to take horrific revenge on people who wiped out entire legions. The fact no such revenge took place suggests that it was more time and cost effective to phase the 9th legion out of use. Let everyone go home and make babies, while reinforcing other legions with the remaining soldiers who had to finish their tours of duty.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself 3 года назад +5

      "Go home and make babies!"
      "Aye-aye, _SIR!!!"_

    • @coboltblue75
      @coboltblue75 3 года назад +4

      They are guarding a dimensional rift stopping a dragon from entering our world. Lol

    • @edl617
      @edl617 3 года назад +1

      9th legion was in Britain

    • @NinjaNezumi
      @NinjaNezumi 3 года назад +1

      @@edl617 The 9th Legion wasn't a singular group of people like the A-Team. It was a division of the Roman Military which existed since Julius Caesar and stationed throughout the world, one such place they were stationed for a short period of time was Britain. I just told you, because I actually LOOKED IT UP before typing that entire paragraph of well researched information you just dismissed by saying "it was in Britain".

    • @NinjaNezumi
      @NinjaNezumi 3 года назад

      @@coboltblue75 I'll accept your reality.

  • @paulpiazza3748
    @paulpiazza3748 3 года назад +38

    The 9th legion. Maybe they got old and retired. And because they were legendary, the Romans decided to honor them by not replacing them. Became gentlemen farmers.

    • @friendlyone2706
      @friendlyone2706 3 года назад +2

      Plus Rome grew less militaristcally ambitious.

    • @StonedtotheBones13
      @StonedtotheBones13 3 года назад +4

      Like retiring jersey numbers 😂

    • @paulpiazza3748
      @paulpiazza3748 3 года назад +1

      @@StonedtotheBones13 without the golf cart once around the field action.

  • @traqueliacooper5132
    @traqueliacooper5132 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for sharing your knowledge with others such as myself and you have a blessed and happy day.

  • @bradley163
    @bradley163 3 года назад +51

    The beard game is on point yet again.

    • @fukkyoutube
      @fukkyoutube 3 года назад

      needs a little bit of a trim them it'd be proper

    • @charlesbowen532
      @charlesbowen532 3 года назад +1

      True story

    • @misterfeola9268
      @misterfeola9268 3 года назад +1

      Bruthah has a BEAST BEAR JAW !!

    • @rhark25
      @rhark25 3 года назад +1

      The beard is strong with this one!

    • @martins.4240
      @martins.4240 3 года назад

      Let's see how far it can go.

  • @UncleManuel
    @UncleManuel 3 года назад +28

    Another mystery to solve: how many channels & sideprojects can Simon archive in his lifetime?🤪😁😁😁

    • @rbeforme
      @rbeforme 3 года назад

      With the amount of talent he has, the explanation is literally only limited by how much time and dedication he has in order to commit himself to the endeavor. Clearly it is enormous, yes.

    • @andrewcooney2387
      @andrewcooney2387 2 года назад

      Too many adds so I will not be watching

  • @mrichards7935
    @mrichards7935 3 года назад +74

    Hi Simon could you do a show on the canals of Baghdad, before the year 1260 i've heard that they were more advanced then they were in the early 1900s is that true? Also thank you for all the awsome info you put out there for us.

    • @juliusceasar8987
      @juliusceasar8987 3 года назад +17

      I have heard Baghdad was a learned centre, rivalling Alexandria, but was sacked and destroyed, if so one more for Baghdad.

    • @bretthess6376
      @bretthess6376 3 года назад +18

      The canals of Iraq and Afghanistan were systematically destroyed by the Mongols. They were a vast system with great efficiency and sophistication. Only a few percent survived or were rebuilt.

    • @joshuahanger9915
      @joshuahanger9915 3 года назад +8

      This would be so cool! I really hope he does this.

    • @mattimoe6
      @mattimoe6 3 года назад +5

      This sounds like an interesting fact

    • @MrMoose-wi9fj
      @MrMoose-wi9fj 3 года назад +5

      This is a very interesting idea and I would very much like to hear about it.

  • @abeddani992
    @abeddani992 2 года назад +1

    Simon, you shine in all your projects..love from lebanon 🇱🇧

  • @northernzeus768
    @northernzeus768 3 года назад +41

    Simons mighty beard of knowledge is turning into something glorious.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 3 года назад +2

      They should put labels on pre-beard Simon vids

    • @JustPlayTheGame76
      @JustPlayTheGame76 3 года назад

      An oracle once told him, "to gain fame and fortune one must have the proper hair." Thus we have this.

    • @Lily_of_the_Forest
      @Lily_of_the_Forest 3 года назад

      Was thinking the same thing. It was meh before, but glorious now.

  • @tyrannicpuppy
    @tyrannicpuppy 3 года назад +222

    I can watch Simon host videos all day long. He's just so good at imparting knowledge to us.
    PS, it would be fantastic if the Nazca Lines were some bored dudes life's work. Just something he did day to day for no other reason than he could, and now he's got us all scratching our heads looking for significance in something he did simply because he could.

    • @SB-jn8cw
      @SB-jn8cw 3 года назад +6

      Like Forrest Gump's run across America

    • @michaelnesbitt1630
      @michaelnesbitt1630 3 года назад +1

      @@SB-jn8cw a

    • @geraltoftrivia7654
      @geraltoftrivia7654 3 года назад +26

      Down by the river near my house theres a massive 100 foot wide stone spiral that looks kinda like the milky way. People think it was made by ancient Indians but its not it was made by an 80 year old dude named harold who walks his dogs and has been making it for the last 10 years why? Cause hes bored. Everyday he adds a few more rocks to it 😀

    • @feargal2433
      @feargal2433 3 года назад +3

      Or James Joyce's "Ulysses".

    • @jackgibsxxx0750
      @jackgibsxxx0750 2 года назад +1

      If you want to watch all his content you just about have to watch him all day.

  • @PandorasFolly
    @PandorasFolly 3 года назад +95

    9th legion. We're tired of fighting and dont want to be recalled again. Then "Disappears"

    • @jennicasalyards6277
      @jennicasalyards6277 3 года назад +6

      Maybe they were "retired with honors".

    • @mkvv5687
      @mkvv5687 3 года назад +7

      In the USN, AWOL is also called going "over the hill". With all the hills in Scotland, er, Caledonia, not a problem!

    • @stephanieyee9784
      @stephanieyee9784 3 года назад +6

      I think they were retired and just went about their lives. They'd done an awful lot during their service and deserved to be left in peace.

    • @lilymarinovic1644
      @lilymarinovic1644 3 года назад +3

      @@jennicasalyards6277 or "retired with extreme prejudice by the Caledonians"

    • @QrazyQuarian
      @QrazyQuarian 3 года назад +1

      Being dead is a popular tax dodge.

  • @bunnycurley1581
    @bunnycurley1581 Год назад +2

    You’re fun to listen too!!!! Thank you Simon

  • @frankiethebear
    @frankiethebear 3 года назад +13

    Simon is like one of your best mates that really irritates you and gets into loads of trouble in the Pub with his catty comments, but you just can't help loving him.