5 More Ancient Mysteries We Still Haven't Solved

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @BellePullman
    @BellePullman 3 года назад +845

    I'd be interested to see the flip side of this - the long-standing mysteries, the theories that came up, and the more recent accepted facts explaining what actually happened. What crazy ideas were believed before a modern answer was found? ... and do those facts then influence how we look at unsolved mysteries?

    • @Trebor74
      @Trebor74 3 года назад +10

      The math Celeste has pretty much been solved.

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 3 года назад +11

      Id imagine that before we knew what luminous plankton floating in the ocean waves at night were, people were super freaked out by it. But thats not much of a mystery i guess.
      I guess one could be one that simon already covered in his hanging gardens of babylon episode which basically talks about how the hanging gardens may have been in an entirely different location than what we assume

    • @stevenanthes5696
      @stevenanthes5696 3 года назад +5

      Yes it's all explained by swamp gas

    • @thelandofnod123
      @thelandofnod123 3 года назад +6

      @Plain Silk Tie I think even today I would be slightly freaked the #*%! out if that happened. Although I don’t know which would be worse, going ashore to find a huge croc or being all alone at sea and suddenly a blue whale just glides up to the surface with its beady little eye right next to you. Shudder.

    • @golddustwoman4993
      @golddustwoman4993 3 года назад +1

      @@stevenanthes5696 also ball lightning

  • @WILD__THINGS
    @WILD__THINGS 3 года назад +1107

    I love how much Simon has loosened up over the years and really lets his personality shine now.

    • @kjsdpgijn
      @kjsdpgijn 3 года назад +32

      Thanks business blaze

    • @112313
      @112313 3 года назад +7

      he needs more blazing moods in his other channels....or maybe not.....need to keep it fresh.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @mulhall72
      @mulhall72 3 года назад +14

      It's called "day drinking" lol

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 3 года назад +1

      @Buzz Killington Ya gotta watch Business Blaze.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +150

    0:55 - Chapter 1 - The death of cyrus the great
    4:00 - Chapter 2 - The disappearance of abu bakr II
    6:30 - Chapter 3 - The voynich manuscript
    8:50 - Chapter 4 - The olmec colossal heads
    11:10 - Chapter 5 - The mary celeste

    • @VincentWolfeye
      @VincentWolfeye 3 года назад +6

      Wasn't the Voynich manuscript confirmed to be an old turkish dialekt written phonetically?
      ruclips.net/video/p6keMgLmFEk/видео.html

    • @Alrion1704
      @Alrion1704 3 года назад +1

      @@VincentWolfeye was about to write the same

    • @acuteoctogon9303
      @acuteoctogon9303 Год назад

      Thanks

    • @jfkassnation5980
      @jfkassnation5980 Год назад

      Ta. (thanks)

    • @linda10989
      @linda10989 4 месяца назад

      Thank you! ❤

  • @butwhataboutdragons7768
    @butwhataboutdragons7768 3 года назад +222

    In reading about the Mary Celeste, I really like Channel 5's experiment. Alcohol CAN burn without actually burning anything around it, and if some fumes went up in an explosion, it's easy to imagine the crew being scared out of their minds and flying into a panic, not knowing they're not actually in real danger since those fumes burn off instantly. All they know is that they hear a huge THOOM sound or whatever, and see a wave of fire, and they run for the lifeboat.

    • @paulwhiting6979
      @paulwhiting6979 Год назад +13

      There's also the fact that when the found the Mary Celeste the lids on many of the vats containing the alcohol were slightly askew as if they had undergone a minor explosion shifting them.

    • @micklee721
      @micklee721 Год назад +2

      Very good!

  • @joseybryant7577
    @joseybryant7577 3 года назад +375

    Gibberish or not, the monk that made it did an exceptional job. The penmanship is beautiful, as are the illustrations.

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 3 года назад +53

      .I thought so too. plus. Around that time it took a lot of time and money to make something like this. So I do not think it's some kind of April Fools joke. and this was written around the time when there was still. Witches were burned. Writing such a book at that time was a very big risk.

    • @stannyb3346
      @stannyb3346 3 года назад +29

      @@gerarduspoppel2831 it was more likely written in code to prevent the church or anyone else to uncover its secrets

    • @alecblunden8615
      @alecblunden8615 3 года назад +15

      The Latin church has a long history of forgery,, witness the 8th century so called Donation of Constantine, demolished by Valla in the 15th century but still being cited in the 18th in support of the extremely iffy claims to papal primacy.

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 3 года назад +4

      @@alecblunden8615 .I thought of something like that at first too. and you are right. but there is no reference to a saint in this book. or something.

    • @matthewbolton4289
      @matthewbolton4289 3 года назад +8

      It was recently transcribed by a father and son

  • @mikes5637
    @mikes5637 3 года назад +349

    Glad to see you, Simon. It's been a couple of hours. I was worried something had happened you.

  • @DungeonDragon18
    @DungeonDragon18 Год назад +89

    The theory I heard about the Mary Celeste is that you're supposed to open the cargo hatches regularly when carrying denatured alcohol, to prevent the fumes from building up. But the weather had been so bad during the voyage that they had to keep all the hatches closed to prevent the rain from flooding the ship, so when they finally had the chance to air out the hold, the fumes were so bad that the crew was having a hard time breathing. So they decided to pile into the life boat, and hang out at the end of the tow line until the fumes cleared out, but then either the line broke or the life boat capsized, and they all drowned.

    • @DonForceFeedback
      @DonForceFeedback Год назад +14

      Saw this theory as well and is the most likely in my opinion. Minor evidence pushes this as the sails were in tatters and if a big wind or storm catches them whilst they were in the lifeboat, they would not be on board to lower the sails and they would’ve inevitably gotten damaged in the storm. Plus large sails would’ve meant that as the wind picked up, it would’ve been too late to catch up to it in a lifeboat.

    • @jeffreyrobinson3555
      @jeffreyrobinson3555 7 месяцев назад +3

      One would think if they were just airing out the hold and they wanted to float in a safe area they would have dropped sail. Even in light winds she would be making four to six knots. If they were becalmed experienced seaman would have know wind can come up pretty fast, again you would think they would drop sail. It would only take a few minutes to let go the halyards and lifts, dropping the sail, let go the braces so the yards would hang free and not hold any wind. Not ten minutes

    • @cait6461
      @cait6461 5 месяцев назад

      That's the one I saw and honestly it makes the most sense

    • @thomasmount3530
      @thomasmount3530 2 месяца назад +1

      To further your excellent theory - let us remember that the Captain was a devout Christian teetotaler (drinks no alcohol), who had his family with him. Furthermore, he is known to have selected every crewman to be Christian teetotalers too. It would have been natural for him to feel responsible for his crew and children becoming inebriated by the fumes, and felt compelled to act. So, they are becalmed, they take the hatches off, but everyone is getting very drunk and they don't want to be drunk because of their religious beliefs. The captain feels he has no choice but to launch the jolly boat so everyone can sit away from the ship on the calm hot day. Then the wind picks up from an unexpected direction and snaps the line, because the topsails were still up - possibly because everyone was too drunk to risk climbing up there to take them down. Maybe the captain was not awake to notice when the weather shifted because they were sleeping off the effects of drunkenness.

  • @cdybft9050
    @cdybft9050 3 года назад +31

    A recent book on Mary Celeste:
    “The topsails were up”.
    That clue there, Solves it.
    The other sails stowed but not the top sails because it was found several caskes were empty and some broken-they were not empty As the alcohol had evaporated. The fumes went up, Thea lightheaded and too lightheaded to risk going to remove the topsails. They got in the lifeboat with one line securing to wait out the evaporation but the line broke.
    Bad luck. They could never catch up with the topsails still up.

    • @hecate235
      @hecate235 Год назад +3

      The fumes would have been strongest (and most dangerous) in the hold and on deck. The farther above, like the topsails, the more the more dispersed. Especially if the ship were moving, there wold have been clearer air above.
      Though I do like the idea that the tow line broke or came loose, and the Mary Celeste sailed away from her crew. As they intended to return to the ship, they would have taken few provisions with them in the lifeboat. Not a good way to die.

  • @JSReaL
    @JSReaL 3 года назад +346

    Simon in most channels: "Second part because you liked the first one"
    Simon in BusinessBlaze: "Second part because I like moneyy"
    Well... Both statements are honest, I guess.

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 3 года назад +23

      Simon's honesty and authentic feel (and humor) is why a lot of people love his youtube channels.

    • @GrandPrixDecals
      @GrandPrixDecals 3 года назад +5

      Except he did talk about the money 30 seconds later

    • @theveryworstluck1894
      @theveryworstluck1894 3 года назад +7

      Both statements are honest... allegedly.

    • @jamesmtucker2283
      @jamesmtucker2283 3 года назад +5

      How many channels does this man have

    • @metgath
      @metgath 3 года назад +3

      @@jamesmtucker2283 Over 9000!!! allegedly... I think it's actually 6.

  • @anthonyowens6446
    @anthonyowens6446 3 года назад +201

    When the cargo of the Mary celest was examined there was one empty barrel, which means that it was leaking. By the time it had drifted to Gibraltar, all the alcohol had evaporated, but you can imagine the powerful stench of alcohol on the ship at the time of its leaking, combined with the fact that it was packed amongst many other alcohol fired barrels, the crew wouldn't have known how many were leaking and would have been terrified that the slightest spark, which is very common, could have caused an explosion. It can be reasonably deduced that the crew decided to leave the main boat given the alcohol leak and the very high risk of fire /explosion. I also think I read that there was a rope attached to the ship trailing behind as if they'd meant to tether themselves on but got detached somehow.

    • @andrewgause6971
      @andrewgause6971 3 года назад +32

      I've heard the same story. Strikes me as logical. Move outside the hazard zone (comparatively speaking, given how hazardous the open ocean would be for a lifeboat of the time) temporarily while you wait for the fumes to dissipate, and once the danger has passed, get back aboard. But maybe they forgot to properly secure the rope in their haste or maybe just bad luck hit them and, well... with the ship more or less at full sail, there would have been absolutely no way to catch back up.

    • @ptolemyglenn79
      @ptolemyglenn79 3 года назад

      The lifeboat was still on board

    • @anthonyowens6446
      @anthonyowens6446 3 года назад +21

      @@ptolemyglenn79 no the lifeboat was missing

    • @0MohawkWarrior0
      @0MohawkWarrior0 3 года назад +6

      This comment needs more attention. The Mary Celeste 'mystery' was solved long ago.

    • @thelandofnod123
      @thelandofnod123 3 года назад +18

      @@0MohawkWarrior0 to a reasonable degree. There were several empty red oak barrels on board that were likely accidentally filled with the alcohol as white oak is used for liquids and red oak for solids such as grains and alike (of which there were a number on board also). The leading plausible theory is that the alcohol had leaked from the barrels either causing a flash event or the captain suspected it could so the crew grabbed navigation equipment and launched the life boat tethered to the ship. They had also opened several hatches for ventilation. The idea being that once the danger had passed they would reboard the ship and continue. Somehow the life board became detached and there was no hope of catching the ship from there. The crew met a watery end somewhere at sea. However we will never truely know exactly what happened.

  • @christinaify
    @christinaify 3 года назад +273

    In my imagination, the Colossus of Rhodes had to-scale, pendulous nads which helped sailors denote the direction of the wind. My imagination is fun.

    • @abbiecamello579
      @abbiecamello579 3 года назад +10

      Lmao pendulous nads eh :)

    • @tomB-A
      @tomB-A 3 года назад +17

      So...any bloke over the age of 40 eh.

    • @darrenbrashaw8409
      @darrenbrashaw8409 3 года назад +41

      A "Windcock" as it were?

    • @tomB-A
      @tomB-A 3 года назад +16

      @@darrenbrashaw8409 You've been waiting for that opportunity haven't you. Lol

    • @lesliefranklin1870
      @lesliefranklin1870 3 года назад +2

      LOL!

  • @sleepassist5745
    @sleepassist5745 3 года назад +23

    The manuscript has always made me chuckle. Awhile back I worked as an Instructor’s Aide in a special needs classroom. There was one student who would do these elaborate drawings and then write his own made up texts talking about his drawing.
    I could see one maybe someone copying ones creations into a nice looking book as a gift.

  • @rabbidrick7533
    @rabbidrick7533 3 года назад +1577

    Arrived so fast I had to help put out chairs for everyone.

    • @isaaclux2128
      @isaaclux2128 3 года назад +97

      Not to complain, but mine was wet before i sat down...

    • @ARIXANDRE
      @ARIXANDRE 3 года назад +15

      Thanks!

    • @zinussan50
      @zinussan50 3 года назад +30

      I'll help sweep the floor 🕺🧹

    • @rabbidrick7533
      @rabbidrick7533 3 года назад +23

      @@isaaclux2128 yeah the rags were a bit damp this time around.

    • @borntoclimb7116
      @borntoclimb7116 3 года назад +5

      Yes

  • @badbiker666
    @badbiker666 3 года назад +27

    I have done some calculations. I input the number of RUclips channels that Simon Whistler hosts, multiplied by the amount of time each video runs, added the number of hours each video takes to prepare, subtracted rehearsal time (because Simon obviously reads his copy cold on camera), and compared the results to the number of hours in a day and came to the conclusion that the only way Mr. Whistler can produce that much content is by using a Time Turner.

    • @j-bob_oreo
      @j-bob_oreo 2 года назад

      HEY ! ! ! SHHHHHHHHH!

    • @DungeonDragon18
      @DungeonDragon18 Год назад

      He probably has staff to do stuff like editing and research, but even just the time he spends on camera is probably equivalent to a full time job.

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu Год назад

      Is this like a Britney Spears situation? Where Simon is forced to work and perform in front of a camera. FreeSimon!!

  • @kinnexion
    @kinnexion 3 года назад +36

    2:50 had me cracking up for some reason. Dunno why. Love how Simon can be so composed and sophisticated one second and then the next he can shout and act really well. Love it

  • @seascape35
    @seascape35 3 года назад +17

    You have not mentioned what I consider one of the the biggest mysteries of the ancient world. What happened to the bodies of Anthony and Cleopatra? Did Octavian bury them together as Cleopatra requested? Or were they cremated in Roman fashion?
    Or lost in the earthquakes of the Mediterranean Sea?
    How great it would be to find their gravesite!

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 2 года назад +2

      I still think Cleopatra fled the Roman Empire and lived out her remaining years somewhere.

    • @red94mr28
      @red94mr28 2 года назад +3

      @@quinnzykir Then you argue against Plutarch, the greatest historian and biographer of that age, who wrote in his "The Life of Antony": "But Caesar, although vexed at the death of [Cleopatra], admired her lofty spirit; and he gave orders that her body should be buried with that of Antony in splendid and regal fashion. Her women also received honorable internment by his orders. When Cleopatra died she was forty years of age save one, and had shared her power with Antony more than fourteen."

  • @seanarthur8392
    @seanarthur8392 3 года назад +251

    Hello Simon and Team. Here is an idea: large artworks or large collections of art lost to history. Not sure if you can find enough to make a Side Project of this topic, but I have been fascinated by the stories of lost art. Big lost art in some cases. In current times we've lost the Buddhas of Bamiyan in 2001. If you include collections and heritage sites, ISIL rampaged across their occupied territory in the Middle East destroying whole heritage sites and looting collections . Another fabled lost piece is a collection, the Amber Room, of 1716. It was stolen by Nazis in WWII and disappeared. Not a panel has been found. Is it somewhere in a vault? 6 tonnes of Amber plus gold leaf and mirrors...got to be somewhere, right? More curiously though is what happened to the last of Rembrandt's works. After his death he was still technically bankrupt and creditors were allowed to possess the contents of his art studio. There were dozens of unfinished paintings, many very large, and no one could make out what they were about. Descriptions make them sound like early attempts at abstract art! And none survive. Presumably the canvases were sold to other artists to be scraped off, cut apart and reused. But are there amateur and professional works from that era that have a ghostly image under them that are Rembrandt's last creative output? Or even on the back, which was the easy way to reuse a canvas, just take out the tacks and flip it around? And then there is the case of John Banvard, the American moving-panorama painter. His painting of the Mississippi river valley was 12 feet high and at least half a mile long. (Yes, 1/2 a MILE). He had a building put up just so he could make it. When he was done touring it all over the States, it was cut into much smaller pieces and sold, and not a single scrap exists today! That we know of. But what happened to the canvas pieces? Were some reused by artists? Is there a roll of canvas in someone's attic that's a chunk of this marvel? In square feet, "Mississippi" was 31,680 which substantially eclipses Sacha Jafri's current (2020) "The Journey of Humanity" of 17,000 sq ft or three basketball courts. Guinness book of records 'certifies' "Journey" as the world's largest painting but I protest. Largest extant painting perhaps. Another travesty is Plymouth Rock. Not artwork, but heritage. Most of it was chipped away by tourists and hucksters and now it's just a small boulder, a fraction of its original size! Not sure if there is other huge art lost to antiquity or stupidity... but you might be able to find more!

    • @amandajones661
      @amandajones661 3 года назад +14

      I would totally watch that.

    • @Lunch_Meat
      @Lunch_Meat 3 года назад +11

      I am so for this. Glad you mentioned the Rembrandt stuff because I have been so interested in that for so long and there's so little out there about it

    • @hungjury7482
      @hungjury7482 3 года назад +11

      Here are some for you: The Mennorah of the Jewish Great Temple, believed by some to be in the Vatican Archives after being looted by the Romans centuries ago. And the great bell of Dhammazedi, which a Portuguese warlord tried looting from Myanmar but sank into a river and hasn't been recovered or even found since

    • @Slaughtermelons99
      @Slaughtermelons99 3 года назад +4

      You guys need to do this. Basically have half a script right here

    • @hungjury7482
      @hungjury7482 3 года назад +1

      @@Slaughtermelons99 sure. @Sean Arthur give me an email or something

  • @spacecadet35
    @spacecadet35 3 года назад +12

    The trouble with the story of the Mary Celeste is that 12 years after the incident a, then unknown, author by the name of Arthur Conan Doyle wrote a short story called "J. Habakuk Jephson's Statement" about finding an abandoned ship called the Marie Celeste. Most of the modern legend/mystery is actually from the short story and not from what actually happened.

    • @red94mr28
      @red94mr28 2 года назад

      "Most of the modern legend/mystery is actually from the short story..." Not really. Maybe in the latter 19th century when it was published (1884) and early 20th century but certainly not in the "modern" era of the '50's to today. His story popularized the real event but he purposely changed the facts in his story.
      o He renamed the ship Marie Celeste instead of "Mary Celeste"
      o The captain was renamed J. W. Tibbs instead of Benjamin Biggs
      o The voyage was from Boston to Lisbon instead of the real New York to Genoa, Italy
      o His vessel carried passengers, among them his protagonist Jephson. The real Mary Celeste only carried cargo and crew
      In the story, a fanatic black man, Goring, with a hatred of the white race has convinced members of the crew to murder Capt. Tibbs and take the vessel to the shores of West Africa. The rest of the ship's company is killed, save for Jephson who is spared because he possesses a magical charm that is venerated by Goring and his accomplices.
      I've never seen or read any of the items from Doyle's story I just listed above in any re-telling or re-visit of the Mary Celeste mystery.

  • @Beryllahawk
    @Beryllahawk 3 года назад +101

    Very intriguing!
    I had a thought about the Manuscript -
    If it was indeed written in the 1400s - paper was NOT cheap. Two hundred forty pages is rather a lot of paper. Perhaps not a lot compared to a copy of the Bible; but this was also highly unlikely to be some noble lady's journal, since such "blank books" generally did not exceed 100 pages, for the simple reason that they became a bit less easy to handle after that. I am thinking too that book binding of that time period, and the thickness of the paper used, made for a pretty heavy tome compared to a book of similar page count maufactured today.
    At any rate, large or not, that's still an Expensive Thing To Use For Gibberish.
    While it's possible that the book was used by someone of high breeding and low sanity - such persons did exist, after all - it seems to me that the family would rather have burned the resulting manuscript, not allowed it into any space where it might be publicly discussed. Mad noblemen (or noblewomen) were cared for by their families, yes, but not without quite a lot of shame and hushing-up involved. Embarrassing, don't you know, to acknowledge that Cousin Bert went off his head and had to be locked up in his own room. (Or whatever.)
    BUT!! Something that seems more plausible: a nobleman (or woman) who was only a little bit of a crack-pot. Someone who could get away with being called "eccentric" rather than "mad." Someone who still had access to the sort of wealth and leisure that allows for writing out such a tome - by hand - on expensive materials. With colored ink, might I add, surely more expensive to procure than the usual black/brown ink made from oak galls. Perhaps the person was a hobbyist dabbling in the use of herbs as medicines, or perhaps they were an alchemist.
    Alchemy in particular makes a lot of sense to me: it wasn't a hated notion, and while no one made fun of it the way we do in this century, it was most certainly a popular hobby among "eccentric" nobility, right? And many alchemists, hobbyists or not, seemed intent on keeping ANY discoveries they made quite to themselves. So they often wrote in riddles, in codes, in obscure languages or the like. And only an idiot would keep his cipher key right with the coded text: in fact, if the author were that sort of genius that seems like a madman to others of his own time...he might have kept the cipher inside his own skull.
    Now of course I have absolutely no idea how one would go about finding evidence and ANY of this. But it just seems very logical to me, that this is some kind of journal.
    I suppose it could still be a hoax, an object created specifically to confuse and infuriate the author's contemporaries. But if so - why preserve it? The folks who got pranked wouldn't want to keep it, certainly. But perhaps one of these days a bit more will be learned about the book and its origins, which would be neat :D

    • @o0260o
      @o0260o 3 года назад +1

      I think it's a "resume" of an aspiring book transcriber and illustrator who was illiterate

    • @andrewj1754
      @andrewj1754 3 года назад +1

      I'm surprised no one has tried to use a computer to decipher it. Hopefully one day!

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 3 года назад +11

      @@andrewj1754 well a computer still needs a basis to work off of. The writing doesnt match any kind of language we know of so it probably wouldnt be of much help

    • @everythingsalright1121
      @everythingsalright1121 3 года назад +11

      I think in all likelihood the book belonged to a rich person like you said who wrote in a coded language to stop others from reading it. Or perhaps the books language is from a secret society or a now long lost people whose language is dead. Who knows

    • @mirandagoldstine8548
      @mirandagoldstine8548 3 года назад +12

      My theory is that it’s an alchemical codex. Alchemists lived in fear of being thrown into jail if they didn’t produce results and they were fiercely protective of the techniques they used in their pursuit for the philosopher’s stone.

  • @pablojones5613
    @pablojones5613 3 года назад +32

    I heard Cyrus died when his mullet got caught in a ceiling fan.
    But then again, I might have been thinking about Billy Ray Cyrus.

    • @wlodell
      @wlodell 3 года назад +4

      One of the better comments on this site!

  • @EllieODaire
    @EllieODaire 3 года назад +91

    "What were these heads carved for?" to insult children as they try to assemble a silver puzzle monkey before a large man in a weird costume catches them

    • @imperfectly-balanced8861
      @imperfectly-balanced8861 3 года назад +4

      Underrated comment and Underrated show! Loved it as a kid

    • @davesmith6059
      @davesmith6059 3 года назад +2

      Sounds terrifying!

    • @pompe221
      @pompe221 3 года назад +3

      Best answer! (Also -- that was a superfun show. Wouldn't mind a reboot.)

    • @steveita2162
      @steveita2162 3 года назад +3

      They're working on a new series

    • @missybarbour6885
      @missybarbour6885 3 года назад

      My thoughts exactly

  • @robertrogers7938
    @robertrogers7938 3 года назад +6

    The best Mary Celeste explanation I've heard was that they went into a life boat because of the alcohol danger but would have tied the life boat to the ship so they could get back to it. But then the knot didn't stay connected and they just floated off. But who knows.

  • @amaccama3267
    @amaccama3267 3 года назад +57

    One can decipher gibberish. It just takes a lot of beer.

    • @owenshebbeare2999
      @owenshebbeare2999 3 года назад +2

      Whisky is faster!

    • @brianarbenz1329
      @brianarbenz1329 3 года назад +1

      My ancestors emigrated from Gibberia, so I bet I could translate gibberish!

    • @gort5583
      @gort5583 3 года назад +1

      No, that's how you speak a lot of gibberish!

    • @anonemoose9130
      @anonemoose9130 3 года назад

      I am gibberish incarnate. Also Scottish.

  • @skaking04
    @skaking04 3 года назад +24

    "When life gives you boulders, make giant heads"
    -Simon Whistler, 2021

    • @toomanyopinions8353
      @toomanyopinions8353 3 года назад

      Reasonable tbh 🤷🏻

    • @t8r507
      @t8r507 3 года назад

      I hear Matt "The Boulder King" has been coveting Whistler's grand round head for his garden.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 2 года назад

      This explanation seems credible to me. Another idea I've heard that seems credible is lead poisoning (food was canned in lead cans back then and a ship probably used a lot of canned food) which can cause delusions.
      It's interesting to speculate but I don't think the causes can ever be conclusively proved (might be different if we still had the ship to analyse)

  • @chriscostello117
    @chriscostello117 3 года назад +42

    My neighbors think i have a British man that yells at me living in my apartment.

  • @hihi-nm3uy
    @hihi-nm3uy 3 года назад +3

    ive never seen simon so energetic before; he legit sounds off his rocker

  • @BigZebraCom
    @BigZebraCom 3 года назад +17

    I was going to solve these ancient mysteries but things are really crazy at work right now.

  • @chicken2jail
    @chicken2jail 3 года назад +39

    The Olmecs obviously quit while they were ahead.

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 3 года назад +2

      I heard one of them became a tv host for a kid's show in the 90's

  • @halsinden
    @halsinden 3 года назад +39

    i shan't lie; simon's reaction to the "...IQ" shade quote did have me laughing.

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 3 года назад

      Then you should really watch business blaze of you haven't yet =)

    • @feekygucker2678
      @feekygucker2678 3 года назад

      As IQ is a 20C thing (1910’s iirc) the shadiest this is the quote itself, though I do appreciate the sentiment.

  • @davidhendershot2380
    @davidhendershot2380 3 года назад +7

    Suggested historical mysteries. I haven't yet seen the first one in this series, so there may be repeats:
    1. Kaspar Hauser.
    2. The third thing that Joan of Arc told the Dauphin.
    3. Richard 3 and the Princes in the Tower.
    4. Vienna Lance.
    5. Who built Great Zimbabwe, and are the Lemba tribe who and what they say they are.
    6. Lost army of Cambyses of Persia.
    7. Disappearance of the Confederate treasury, or rather who stole it.
    8. Count of St. Germain, who he really was and how he did it.
    9. Whether Stalin was murdered by Beria.
    10. Ark of the Covenant.

  • @Megan-xm5nv
    @Megan-xm5nv 2 года назад +4

    Simon you handsome devil. Your personality has really grown through the years. I hope you're having as much fun IRL as it seems on the video. Thanks for making my day fun and informative.

  • @christobalcolon6601
    @christobalcolon6601 3 года назад +1

    Hi Simon, consider and episode on Squanto, the American Indian who travelled down from present-day Maine to greet the English Pilgrims at Plymouth Colony in 1620, with "Hello!" Squanto had been a crewman on Basque fishing boats working the Grand Banks, and he had actually travelled and lived as far away as Malaga, Spain, in Granada, before being returned to North America by a boat captain who respected him.

  • @anarchyantz1564
    @anarchyantz1564 3 года назад +90

    The Blazement is bleeding more and more into Simon's other channels. To keep on the "morally bankrupt theme" can you do Yet another 5 Ancient Mysteries We Still Haven't Solved.

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 3 года назад +3

      I'm waiting for 'Even More Ancient Mysteries we Still Haven't Sold.'

    • @jimc.goodfellas
      @jimc.goodfellas 3 года назад +5

      Consume more of Simon's channels, peasants

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 3 года назад +1

      @@fuzzymeep Simon claims on Business Blaze that he is morally bankrupt a lot when a subject does well, he will do a sequel. Personally I don't agree and just think this is good business and entertainment sense.

  • @Aurelleah
    @Aurelleah 2 года назад +2

    Love your videos, but I feel like you could really use a little bit of compression on your audio (This is done via a compression plugin, not sure how you'd do that in your video editor but it's a staple plugin in digital audtio workstations.) -- It basically reduces the dynamic range of an input signal; making the quieter bits louder and louder bits quieter. Some parts of the videos are really hard to hear and other parts are startlingly loud

  • @CAP198462
    @CAP198462 3 года назад +13

    CuriosityStream has a documentary about the Voynich manuscript called the Voynich code. If they’d sponsored the video you could have suggested it, just a thought.

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 3 года назад +1

      I think the Voynich is the last record of the witches written in secret script during the burning times. I'm not saying witches could do supernatural magic, just that a community of women might have had traditions passed down mostly orally, and sometimes written in a secret script. There was until recently a secret women's script in China, why not the same thing in Europe? The second time the CIA took a crack at the Voynich they said it is a script and not a cypher, though it may include some encryption within the script.
      A large majority of people depicted in the illustrations of the text are women. This is a book for women and likely has a female author.
      Wildest thing about the Voynich is that it includes a section on astrology that includes a heliocentric model with a big triangle that with a little trigonometry would convert it to match the geocentric diagrams in the same text. And all this before Copernicus. Yes, both ancient Iran and Greece considered heliocentric models, and depending on how you interpret Plato, he might even have been a heliocentric supporter. Still, it's pretty wild that the only presentation of a serious heliocentric model in Europe in the 1400s in the Voynich.

    • @terryeasterday580
      @terryeasterday580 3 года назад

      They broke the code, it's on youtube. Some form of ancient turkish or Hungarian. I can't remember. Similar to da vinci's writing.
      ruclips.net/video/p6keMgLmFEk/видео.html

    • @lindsayschmidt2177
      @lindsayschmidt2177 3 года назад +2

      @Terry Easterday a large number of people have claimed to have “cracked the code” of the Voynich manuscript. It never holds up to peer review.

    • @CAP198462
      @CAP198462 3 года назад

      @@lindsayschmidt2177 agreed. Many theories and a page here and there gets translated but not the whole book.

  • @painbow6528
    @painbow6528 24 дня назад +2

    Imagine being on a lifeboat knowing that you're going to starve to death. Imagine being a child. Life can be awful.

  • @pauldominguez6870
    @pauldominguez6870 3 года назад +4

    When you do a “part two” video, could you please link the “part one” video in the description? I often find myself watching a video that has a prior one and can’t find the original. Thanks.

    • @misterflibble6601
      @misterflibble6601 3 года назад

      RUclips _does_ have a search feature, and it works and is easy to use ruclips.net/video/ufSDOHKIjVU/видео.html

  • @sagu1lar
    @sagu1lar 3 года назад +4

    "If life gives you boulders, make giant heads " Is my new mantra.

  • @ellingtonhilligas
    @ellingtonhilligas 3 года назад +23

    An interesting story that you might like to do is about Gilbert Joseph Bland Jr. the most prolific map thief in history!

    • @jondoe406
      @jondoe406 3 года назад +10

      Yes, that scoundrel stole my map as well!!

    • @constipatedinsincity4424
      @constipatedinsincity4424 3 года назад +1

      The History Guy did a story on him I think 2 years at the most!

    • @ClipCoyote
      @ClipCoyote 3 года назад

      Id watch it

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 2 года назад

      "I believe not in England"
      "So just a conspiracy of cartographers then?"

  • @robotswithgunzlol
    @robotswithgunzlol 3 месяца назад

    The joy on Simon's face at the "Rock solid" rimshot was brilliant.

  • @KingOhmni
    @KingOhmni 3 года назад +11

    The historian described a burn that still lingers through the ages about one Frederick Folly - Flood. Bravo sir. Bravo.

  • @StonedtotheBones13
    @StonedtotheBones13 3 года назад +1

    1:30 I wonder what kind of RUclips empire Simon's kids are gonna make

  • @daveclyborne4021
    @daveclyborne4021 3 года назад +6

    Suggested topic (whatever channel is most appropriate):
    The wreck of the Mary Deare. I believe there was a book and one movie about, although rarely seen or discussed today.
    Interesting piece of history and nautical jurisprudence.
    Respectfully submitted

  • @Miner-dyne
    @Miner-dyne 2 дня назад

    I like that you are straight about the ad revenue driving the content. It is refreshing honesty in a world where people seem ashamed to admit they do things for gain. Well done!

  • @randal_gibbons
    @randal_gibbons 3 года назад +13

    I'm a simple chicken. I see historical mysteries, I cluck.

  • @mattvjmeasures
    @mattvjmeasures 3 года назад +9

    I thought the Mary Celeste mystery had been proven to have involved Daleks.

    • @thelandofnod123
      @thelandofnod123 3 года назад +4

      This has been disproven, everyone knows Daleks can’t climb rigging.

  • @tomstark28
    @tomstark28 3 года назад +4

    "5 historical mysteries that Civ 6 players will love" amazing stuff!!

  • @jayebae5362
    @jayebae5362 3 года назад +1

    Dropping a like for that straight up honesty in the beginning of the video, and well I love your content too. Thanks for all your hard work!

  • @goldenboy7888
    @goldenboy7888 3 года назад +4

    "So, I got more money through ad revenue ".
    Like your honesty.
    I'll keep watching.

    • @teleriferchnyfain
      @teleriferchnyfain 2 года назад

      This crew included the captain’s wife & infant daughter

  • @alpurl
    @alpurl 3 года назад +74

    A thousand years from now, there will be more "unsolved ancient mysteries."
    How many channels did Simon actually have?
    Where, when,.and why did he stop creating them?
    How did he manage them?
    How did he keep producing content for all of them?

    • @mica4977
      @mica4977 3 года назад +1

      "Prerecorded videos obscure his time of disappearance so when exactly did it happen?"

    • @jonathansoko5368
      @jonathansoko5368 3 года назад

      It's not hard when other people do all the hard work, he reads a script and others do the work. He doesn't even do a Google search himself

    • @mica4977
      @mica4977 3 года назад +4

      @@jonathansoko5368 As a person with poor verbal skills I'd say his story telling skills, enjoyable voice & likeability in front of a camera are admirable & crucial in fulfill the actor roll on these series, allowing the script writer more time to focus on their own work and get more content out there. Each side has it rough.

    • @jonathansoko5368
      @jonathansoko5368 3 года назад +1

      @@mica4977 for sure he's good at talking. The people wonder how he does so much content and I was just telling them why. He's just the face who reads the script someone wrote then other people edit it. I'm not hating I'm just explaining.

    • @mica4977
      @mica4977 3 года назад

      @@jonathansoko5368 I took Allan's comment as just being silly and going with the topic of the video but yeah XD Can see how others do question it unaware of how the channels are run.

  • @ThePongzilla
    @ThePongzilla 3 года назад +8

    I learned about the Olmec heads because of the Simpsons have one in their basement

  • @douglasmulvihill100
    @douglasmulvihill100 Год назад

    Thanks Simon for making these video. You clearly research your topics well and recite them brilliantly. Keep up the good work!

  • @sophroniel
    @sophroniel 3 года назад +348

    I'm a simple gal, I see historical mysteries, I click
    Edit: why have I gotten more (albeit vague) male attention from this youtube comment than my entire dating history

    • @the902giant
      @the902giant 3 года назад +8

      But... Aren’t we all?

    • @dwraptorgeezus097
      @dwraptorgeezus097 3 года назад +12

      @@the902giant Yes... We are all simple gals..that's why we are here. lmao Even us boys... 🤣

    • @jeremybulfin4295
      @jeremybulfin4295 3 года назад +5

      #metoo

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад +3

      Then you're gonna love me😎

    • @higherlearning1013
      @higherlearning1013 3 года назад +2

      Well then, take a look at B.A.M (building ancient megalithic structures) on Amazon prime itll open your mind to what the ancients were up 2 and make u wonder how once u figure out how perfect some of them are

  • @catherinemckeon8414
    @catherinemckeon8414 6 дней назад +1

    Just under a 3rd of the way in, this vid started looping, like a scratched record on vinyl (do you remember those?).

  • @a_real_jive_turkey7772
    @a_real_jive_turkey7772 3 года назад +12

    I want to know how much Simon makes per day. He's definitely bank rolling

  • @christianmenard9033
    @christianmenard9033 3 года назад

    I love when Simon leaks a little blaze into his professional channels

  • @Pooneil1984
    @Pooneil1984 3 года назад +10

    My understanding of the most likely scenario for the Mary Celeste is the alcohol fumes were gathering in the hold. The captain feared an explosion and opened the hatches to let it ventilate. Simultaneously, they provisioned and launched the lifeboat tethered to the ship. A storm came up and the crew either detached from the ship to keep the tether from capsizing the boat or the tether was broken. This left them adrift and unable to catch up and to their ultimate fate at sea.
    Such an event should have been in the log. but since there was no entry, everything remains speculation. But it is a plausible scenario.

  • @BarerMender
    @BarerMender Год назад +2

    I'm convinced the Voynich manuscript is gibberish: too many of the drawings look just like the doodles I drew as a child when I was supposed to be listening to the teacher.

  • @fozzgeorge
    @fozzgeorge 3 года назад +4

    I love how off the rails Simon goes on the side projects channel 😂 keep it up guys, this is awesome 👏

  • @vennmay2886
    @vennmay2886 Год назад +1

    More honesty like this xD Don't mind being a mini part in what it takes to assure your teams livelihood and ability to continue your work - it's amazing after all

  • @buu88553
    @buu88553 3 года назад +5

    This man knows everything except the meaning of "ancient".

  • @XenomorphRebellion
    @XenomorphRebellion Год назад

    “I made that up” made me chuckle lmaooo, cheers! I listen to your videos on my way to work every morning!

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 3 года назад +7

    More of Simon's true personality exposed. Love you man ❤

  • @Stellra52
    @Stellra52 2 года назад +2

    The fact the navigational instruments were missing off the Mary Celeste suggests that those evacuating at least had the presence of mind to grab the navigational gear so they wouldn't get lost at sea in the lifeboat.
    Aside from that... yeah I got nothing.

  • @theveryworstluck1894
    @theveryworstluck1894 3 года назад +6

    I love when Simon yells at himself for us.

  • @cd5sircoupe
    @cd5sircoupe 2 года назад +2

    The Voynich Manuscript is pretty fascinating. Is it a unique, coded cipher that only the author knew? It was written at a time when alternative ideas were generally frowned upon. It also depicts some weird unknown stuff if I recall correctly. Could it just be an early attempt at fan fiction/fantasy writing? I'm actually not far away from the thing since I live relatively close to Yale, but obviously they don't let the general public see the thing. That would be pretty cool though.

  • @metalpete01
    @metalpete01 3 года назад +4

    Do something about the low mic volume, the commercials are blasting when they pop up!

    • @GremlinSciences
      @GremlinSciences 3 года назад

      The audio throughout the video itself is consistent, and not that low at all. RUclips, however, likes to have deafeningly loud ads.

  • @ilovebaseballcards9334
    @ilovebaseballcards9334 3 года назад

    Suggestion for a future SideProjects video:
    Longest living people in history who should not have lived that long. George Burns comes to mind, smoking cigars but living long. Willie Nelson - lots of drugs but still kicking. Actually many rock stars may fall into this category.

  • @twylanaythias
    @twylanaythias 2 года назад +10

    The Mystery of the Mary Celeste was solved roughly twenty years ago: the accidental ignition of leaking alcohol resulted in a "vaporous pressure explosion". A tremendous fireball would have engulfed the hold with a tremendous roar while increasing waves of pressure blew open doors and hatches. Such explosions follow the path of least resistance, gouting as the flames reached open air and flared up by several orders of magnitude. "Full of sound and fury" but resulting in only incidental damage (or none at all) and leaving no evidence of combustion.
    This can easily be simulated by pouring some isopropyl ('rubbing') alcohol into a plastic soda bottle, laying the bottle on its side, and holding a flame near the opening: a pyrotechnic explosion followed by a brief period of intense flames before extinguishing for lack of oxygen; no soot, no melting of the plastic, and (after a short period of cooling) zero evidence that the fire ever occurred.

  • @davidjams2596
    @davidjams2596 11 месяцев назад +1

    actually the translation for cyrus reads "i conqured the four corners of the earth. spare me but this bare bit of dirt that covers my bones."

  • @Mr123Parka
    @Mr123Parka 3 года назад +14

    This man has a stranglehold on smart historical RUclips channels lmao

    • @sirpsys
      @sirpsys 3 года назад

      Too bad he doesn't understand Marx

    • @Jackaroo.
      @Jackaroo. 3 года назад

      There are plenty of other thriving historical youtube channels...

    • @Mr123Parka
      @Mr123Parka 3 года назад +1

      @@Jackaroo. ... why would you take the time out of your day to comment this? Lmao
      I know that. It’s called sarcasm. Go to those channels

  • @peteganze6416
    @peteganze6416 6 месяцев назад

    It's a travesty that the ancient aliens guys are on the History Channel and not this bearded guy. Thank you, Simon.

  • @jamespuffer2889
    @jamespuffer2889 3 года назад +9

    I’m 100% in the belief that the Voynich Manuscript is just one of the earliest itinerations of a fantasy novel.
    Nothing in it seems to be real or to have ever existed, it seems likely that it was just a piece of entertainment commissioned by a wealthy person in that time period.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 2 года назад

      Well that's a far nicer view than mine. I think it was designed to be a massive and profitable hoax that never managed to get the right PR (probably because not enough people could read when it was written)

  • @DeeplyStill
    @DeeplyStill Год назад +1

    I understood it was potentially the leakage of the alcohol, and subsequent risk of explosion that prompted an abandonment of the ship? Fascinating

  • @InsanityPlea100
    @InsanityPlea100 3 года назад +4

    O hey look, the mary celeste. The story that acted as the root of my deep seated fear of simply 'disapearing' one day when i was like four. Grew up in nova scotia, canada, and heard this story all the time. I have told people, repeatedly, that i want a grave when i die, because now i hate the concept of simply being 'gone'.

  • @sparky30k
    @sparky30k 3 года назад +1

    Thank you. Your videos make me look stuff up, and I really enjoy the learning journey with your channels.
    Keep it up, jumbuck!

  • @randellgribben9772
    @randellgribben9772 3 года назад +6

    i enjoyed what Cyrus The Great asked for upon his passing, very eloquent

  • @reubenparies6678
    @reubenparies6678 3 года назад

    By far the most entertaining thing about this video is Simon.....

  • @EmmaAppleBerry
    @EmmaAppleBerry 3 года назад +3

    Can you do a top 5 indigenous australian monsters or something along those lines of ancient aussie culture. And on the other hand maybe a modern aussie myths or top 5 aussie mysteries as in post europeans. Id like anything australian tbh haha

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 2 года назад

      Are you referring to the carnivorous macropads and things of this nature? Or drop bears?

  • @thanksbob638
    @thanksbob638 3 года назад +1

    If you could solve where my socks go, I would be eternally grateful.

  • @Football__Junkie
    @Football__Junkie 3 года назад +4

    “As you know, there is no way to decider gibberish.”
    Um…. Have you been to Louisiana? People decider their gibberish every day

  • @edstorer4538
    @edstorer4538 2 года назад

    The WHERE IS IT at the start cracked me up, caught me off guard Simon 😂😂😂

  • @Tiberon098
    @Tiberon098 3 года назад +5

    Seems like Business Blaze is bleeding a bit into Simon’s other channels.

  • @3RAN7ON
    @3RAN7ON 3 месяца назад +1

    7:27 those are some really cool glasses! They don't have arms on the side that hang off the ears. Remind me of the glasses Morpheus had in The Matrix

  • @inconvenientfacts58
    @inconvenientfacts58 Год назад +4

    The conspiracy theorists out there solved everything - "it was the aliens!"

  • @jonathancapps1103
    @jonathancapps1103 7 месяцев назад

    I remember reading an article maybe 2-3 years ago, that said that a father/son team in Turkey Identified the script in the Voynich Manuscript as being Middle Turkish. Or maybe Old Turkish. It's been a while.
    Anyway, they claimed that the script used a Turkish alphabet from that time period. They were working on translating some of the book, but it was a slow process.

  • @constipatedinsincity4424
    @constipatedinsincity4424 3 года назад +4

    Gilbert J Bland stole my inheritance from Manso Musa . The map to the woman's G Spot! I just read to the E Spot! So close but yet so far!

  • @AKAyourdad2458
    @AKAyourdad2458 3 года назад

    Legend has it that captain Briggs and his crew are still sailing around in their boats looking for a safe spot to land.

  • @jeremyscungio16
    @jeremyscungio16 3 года назад +25

    Zoroaster is like the kid who told the joke first and Muhammad said it louder

  • @anthonybaransky137
    @anthonybaransky137 2 года назад +2

    Hey Simon🙂 I've heard that the Voinich manuscript is a mix of Hebrew and aramaic and is slowly being deciphered and translated. A small group was working on it the last I heard🙂

  • @chrisjags
    @chrisjags 3 года назад +5

    I see Batman wasn't the first person with nipple armor

  • @joegaylord87
    @joegaylord87 3 года назад +1

    Hi Simon and team. A suggestion: Strange responsibilities for public entities. I worked at the ITU (The part of the UN that governs communications) and they have a little known, but very interesting bit of their rules. In the case of confirmed contact with extraterrestrial intelligence, they have the ability to shut down most/all radio communication in order to understand and process the signal.

  • @SteveLFBO
    @SteveLFBO 3 года назад +7

    The Titanic's lifeboats were perfectly sound. There just wasn't anywhere near enough of them. OK, your writers can invoke poetic license :-P

    • @joshduthie3401
      @joshduthie3401 3 года назад +1

      But that wasn't the problem either. The idea of boats in that age was that they were to transfer people from a sinking ship to another. There *was* another ship a short distance away, but they never came to help. That's why they didn't fill the boats - they expected them to be returning empty in a short period of time.

  • @djMaldoror
    @djMaldoror 3 года назад +1

    I would think many would find a video digging into the AC75 ships designed for the most recent America's Cup to be interesting. The design aspects and how they basically "fly" are pretty cool!

  • @kfeltenberger
    @kfeltenberger 3 года назад +9

    IIRC, the Voynich Manuscript was somewhat decoded by a father/son team (IIRC, it was a father and son) who determined that it was an archaic dialect of Turkish. FWIW.

    • @xWatanukix
      @xWatanukix 3 года назад +2

      There already have been countless alleged decodings of the manuscript but none has been convincing. In my opinion that's because there isn't any real text to decode from the beginning.

    • @terryeasterday580
      @terryeasterday580 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/p6keMgLmFEk/видео.html

    • @kfeltenberger
      @kfeltenberger 3 года назад

      @@terryeasterday580 That's it! Thanks for posting this!

  • @mark.J6708
    @mark.J6708 2 года назад

    Love the effort and presentation style and positive vibes. Thanks for doing these videos.

  • @kevincaldwell9700
    @kevincaldwell9700 3 года назад +4

    I've never heard anyone pronounce "Scythians" that way. It should be a short "i" sound (like in "sit"), not a long "i" (like in, well, "Simon").

    • @arnoldloudly5423
      @arnoldloudly5423 3 года назад +1

      These are the things that set us apart...from the an-eye-mals...

    • @misterflibble6601
      @misterflibble6601 3 года назад

      Grammar police gottta police grammar.

    • @ScarlettSpitfyre
      @ScarlettSpitfyre 3 года назад

      It's not about the grammar. But if you make a history video, you could have the correct pronunciation. Same with Zoroaster. It's ZoroAster, with an "A" like in the word "Arabic", not ZoroEaster.

  • @BountyBoyz
    @BountyBoyz Год назад

    I saw something that was fairly convincing about the Voynich manuscript being a short hand, fertility guide, passed around by women and probably wealthy women because of the way that the drawings were portrayed and it showed servants and they would usually model things for them. I might be screwing up the details, but it made me think of it. Great video. Thank you.

  • @KINGCURTIS_YT
    @KINGCURTIS_YT 3 года назад +7

    The video would do well anyway, content is golden, so Gold in fact it'd make mansu mansa look like a peasant. Haha references

  • @88happiness
    @88happiness 2 года назад

    Syrus asking not to begrudge him the land that covers his bones is the least arrogant thing I have heard in ages.