What If The Weight Joke Never Happened? - Soprano Theories

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • #TheSopranos #JohnSacrimoni #TonySoprano
    "Oh! Speaking of 98 pounds, I hear Ginny Sacs getting a 98 pound mole taken off her ass!"
    Looking back on the Ginny Sacrimoni controversy, it was so stupid and blown way out of proportion. To think that two made members of the mafia were going to get whacked all over a stupid joke is comical. But what if the joke about Ginny never happened? Of course we can't take back what Ralph said, but what if he still said it and nothing ever got back to John? How would The Sopranos and Lupertazzis be today? This is "The Weight" Revisited.
    Comment down below your thoughts about the infamous weight joke episode and your thoughts on what would have happened had the joke never gotten out?! 👇🏻
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    Throughout The Sopranos, Tony certainly has his fare share of enemies and antagonists that we see throughout the series. From the toxic mother had to deal with for a majority of his life, to the plethora of nagging girlfriends, to his wife Carmela, the FBI, and even the multiple rats that try and take down Tony and his family, Tony certainly has to watch his back at all times. But there';s no enemy that causes Tony more stress than his close friends in New York in The Lupertazzi Crime Family. No matter who their boss was, from Phil, Johnny, to even Carmine Lupertazzi Sr., they always costed Tony millions of dollars.

Комментарии • 245

  • @SopranoTheories
    @SopranoTheories  5 месяцев назад +62

    “All due respect but this is bullshit. Somebody in my family is talking out of school and you’re not at liberty to say who? I should be making the beef here!”

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 5 месяцев назад +12

      He did have a point.

    • @A_real_Ha_So
      @A_real_Ha_So 5 месяцев назад +2

      My thirty third, male, 19 to 34 age group Sopranos favorite RUclipsr is right.

    • @sabataskull9661
      @sabataskull9661 5 месяцев назад +6

      Junior soprano: My nephew is right ( eating olives intesifies)😂

    • @chadmcdaniel1374
      @chadmcdaniel1374 5 месяцев назад

      You do have a point.

    • @johnofmalta
      @johnofmalta 5 месяцев назад +1

      This is very hurtful. Borko might have something to say.

  • @RichieAprilesmansonlamps
    @RichieAprilesmansonlamps 5 месяцев назад +238

    Next do if my kid brother Jackie never died of cancer.

    • @mohamedelmsllati4021
      @mohamedelmsllati4021 5 месяцев назад +17

      you got any blow?

    • @TheShockVox
      @TheShockVox 5 месяцев назад +17

      Alright, Richie, relax. I’ll buy you a cup of coffee.

    • @denialma
      @denialma 5 месяцев назад +26

      Richie when you gonna build that ramp for Beansie?

    • @wyldhowl2821
      @wyldhowl2821 5 месяцев назад +5

      After that do "what if you kept yourself zen, and never popped Janice on the mouth".

    • @darknes2742
      @darknes2742 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@TheShockVox For now. Get him a nice veal parm sandwich, and be fuckin quick about it huh?

  • @John-Sacrimoni
    @John-Sacrimoni 5 месяцев назад +137

    No more weight remarks, Their hurtful and their destructive.

    • @DH-xh3pg
      @DH-xh3pg 5 месяцев назад +11

      Oh I agree …

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap 5 месяцев назад +12

      They’re

    • @CollaredConsulting
      @CollaredConsulting 5 месяцев назад +5

      But still not as offensive as your grammar

    • @nonytknocker
      @nonytknocker 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@CollaredConsulting again with the grammar

    • @williamgass9242
      @williamgass9242 5 месяцев назад

      They're*

  • @rumplestilskin5776
    @rumplestilskin5776 5 месяцев назад +57

    At least Ginny was nice lady, she never said or did anything nasty.

    • @t99155
      @t99155 5 месяцев назад

      Nasty in the sheets tho BBW style

    • @InsaneCopePosse
      @InsaneCopePosse 5 месяцев назад +6

      She lied about her sugar stash. That's not honorable

    • @AegonTheUnlikely
      @AegonTheUnlikely 5 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah Ginny really was just a sweet lady. The jokes were hilariously savage tho😂

  • @briankrosky3567
    @briankrosky3567 5 месяцев назад +39

    Johnny Sack was definitely standing in the hallway listening to them tell jokes about her at the bing. That’s why he was so upset over it all because he knew it was more than just Ralph. But he wanted to sacrifice him as an example.

    • @ryankeefe2102
      @ryankeefe2102 5 месяцев назад +11

      That was guys bullshitting in a strip club. Ralph's joke was in a dinner and he heard it from paulie who's in jail so that means (at least in John's mind) its a joke that's circulating

    • @EGHawk7683
      @EGHawk7683 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yep Said This Before

  • @murraymclean9072
    @murraymclean9072 5 месяцев назад +67

    Ralph has all the traits of a sociopath, especially that lack of understanding and lack of empathy..

    • @jesusdiaz8794
      @jesusdiaz8794 5 месяцев назад +14

      I like to think he understands empathy but chooses not to

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 5 месяцев назад +18

      Sigmund Freud ova here.

    • @SagaciousSage777
      @SagaciousSage777 5 месяцев назад

      Hur hur hur hur​@@goodyeoman4534

    • @mistersonnen848
      @mistersonnen848 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@goodyeoman4534 more like Sigmund Futon

    • @chrisxavier3147
      @chrisxavier3147 5 месяцев назад +1

      Most people in the mob do IRL, but yeah it's pretty prominent with Ralph

  • @tobin2.0
    @tobin2.0 5 месяцев назад +67

    Its like a weight loss commercial
    Before
    Wayyy Before
    and Wayyyyyyy Before

    • @redlion45
      @redlion45 5 месяцев назад +2

      Heheheheheheheheh

    • @Immortalangel14
      @Immortalangel14 5 месяцев назад +5

      This guy, you ever stop breaking bawls?

    • @PaulieWalnuts42
      @PaulieWalnuts42 4 месяца назад +2

      Can you believe this? This guy is stealing my joke! Don't show your face round here no more, capiche?🤟

  • @phil-Leotardo.171
    @phil-Leotardo.171 5 месяцев назад +115

    Next do if my kid brudda Billy never got killed by dat animal Blundetto

    • @Dominus564
      @Dominus564 5 месяцев назад +17

      Don't do to yourself, Phil

    • @JakeandElwoodBlues
      @JakeandElwoodBlues 5 месяцев назад +2

      Still compromising Uncle Philly?

    • @shabba3450
      @shabba3450 5 месяцев назад +3

      Eat a grill cheese of the radiator and relax Philly

    • @srf8788
      @srf8788 5 месяцев назад +1

      U gotta compromise philly

    • @NickDude2251
      @NickDude2251 5 месяцев назад +2

      How many years did you do in the can again? I forget

  • @TheWhippingPost
    @TheWhippingPost 5 месяцев назад +23

    We repeatedly see in the Sopranos that loose words and "breaking balls" turns violent. It's part of what Tony says in the first episode, that the Mafia is falling apart

    • @molasorrosalom4846
      @molasorrosalom4846 5 месяцев назад +2

      It was always falling apart though.
      Think of every mob boss throughout history.
      Majority end up dead, or in prison.

    • @yeahwhateva419
      @yeahwhateva419 5 месяцев назад

      It's always been inner conflict in the mafia. Most of the LCNs biggest wars has been internal.

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 21 день назад

      At least the sopranos glorified crew

  • @TheWhippingPost
    @TheWhippingPost 5 месяцев назад +18

    Tony also mocked Ginny's weight to John's face when they were in the Maserati, a notoriously small car that Tony himself had trouble getting into

    • @ChicagoBulls1984
      @ChicagoBulls1984 5 месяцев назад +5

      The little smirk on Tony's face after he says "how's Ginny like the car?"!!!!!

    • @sabataskull9661
      @sabataskull9661 5 месяцев назад +2

      If Johhny Sacks see that well: As far as I concerned, Tony , you must wait in the car FOREVER!!!😂 WW3 in Jersey begins 😅

  • @wyldhowl2821
    @wyldhowl2821 5 месяцев назад +17

    The thing is: It was not even the worst joke Ralph ever told, and not even the worst joke told about Ginny.
    It's just that these mobsters are greedy, nasty, paranoid, and petty as fuck. They often die for stupid reasons (not some Michael Corleone-like grand strategy). Laugh at a guy's pratfall on the stairs and you die; imply a guy might enjoy a taste of the sweet kitty & you die; make a joke about someone's wife or daughter being a good lay and you are at least going to get a world class beat down.
    Ralph was the kind of guy that was just irritating, and never understood (or cared?) that he was pissing other people off. He was one of those disrespectful guys who is not going to understand what "taking things too far" means, and does not have enough goodwill around the table to defend him when he gets in trouble. Money kept him alive, and only temporarily.
    If it was not John or Tony, it was gonna one day be a guy like Paulie, or Christopher, or Phil, or even Bobby Baccala (if he could take down Tony over an insult over Tony's sister, imagine what he would do to a guy like Ralph).

    • @sander2723
      @sander2723 5 месяцев назад +3

      This take on Ralph is 👏🏼

  • @adamweisshaup
    @adamweisshaup 5 месяцев назад +22

    Tony gets a bad rap for sleeping with half the girls on the show. But he showed Ginny nothing but respect!

    • @manuelestevez3982
      @manuelestevez3982 5 месяцев назад +9

      That’s right. And his crew knew better than to make a remark like that when he was around.

    • @wyldhowl2821
      @wyldhowl2821 5 месяцев назад +1

      She was just too much woman for him. She was like 2 Irinas. Johnny Sack always felt like he had a threesome.

    • @davidshamiri1448
      @davidshamiri1448 5 месяцев назад

      When Tony got a piece of Ginnys ass, he took two trips

    • @davidshamiri1448
      @davidshamiri1448 5 месяцев назад

      When Tony got a piece of ass from Ginny, he has leftovers

    • @Evan-qt3ep
      @Evan-qt3ep 17 дней назад

      @@manuelestevez3982haha

  • @RIPMrAlwaysFirst
    @RIPMrAlwaysFirst 5 месяцев назад +35

    RIP Denise Borino-Quinn (1964-2010). 46 years old. Just a kid.

    • @jordil6152
      @jordil6152 5 месяцев назад +2

      Jeez. Liver cancer. Fucking horrible.

  • @brendanmccabe1923
    @brendanmccabe1923 5 месяцев назад +59

    Jersey's a small state. If she moves in, she could tip it over

    • @williamgass9242
      @williamgass9242 5 месяцев назад

      Why is jersey tippy?

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 21 день назад

      No more weight remarks. They’re harmful and offensive!

  • @Buford_T_Justice1
    @Buford_T_Justice1 5 месяцев назад +19

    Obesity played a HUGE role in The Sopranos. It was a BIG deal.

    • @JustinSeizure
      @JustinSeizure 4 месяца назад

      Made in America

    • @tobin2.0
      @tobin2.0 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JustinSeizure someone had to compromise and order those Onion rings

    • @quaysteffan9648
      @quaysteffan9648 2 месяца назад +1

      It really fattened up the plot!!

  • @Jch79
    @Jch79 5 месяцев назад +4

    When Johnny found Ginny sneaking those candy bars not only had she lied to him, but he knew she never had the makings of a varsity athlete 😢

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames 5 месяцев назад

      Not for nothing - but these “varsity athlete” jokes are getting a little boring and unoriginal. All due respect.

  • @sponk2112
    @sponk2112 5 месяцев назад +31

    Indeed, what if Ginny's blood type wasn't Ragu? Points to ponder...

  • @somethingsomething8511
    @somethingsomething8511 5 месяцев назад +4

    Anyone else noticed that Tony always says he wishes everyone was old school, but most of the trouble he runs into is from old school mobsters or old traditions

  • @thealleys
    @thealleys 5 месяцев назад +61

    she was Reubenesque.

    • @sander2723
      @sander2723 5 месяцев назад

      She was bbw

    • @yeahwhateva419
      @yeahwhateva419 5 месяцев назад +6

      My boy Furio loves them bbws.

    • @JohnMoog-ug6bk
      @JohnMoog-ug6bk 5 месяцев назад +1

      Reubens, heros, patty melts

    • @JustinSeizure
      @JustinSeizure 4 месяца назад +1

      @@yeahwhateva419 Like to grab onto something

  • @BillyBoucher-ql3pw
    @BillyBoucher-ql3pw 5 месяцев назад +6

    What if Philly never ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead?

  • @BrokenHomePoets
    @BrokenHomePoets 5 месяцев назад +11

    When Ginny Sack goes camping the bears hide THEIR food

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 5 месяцев назад

      Ginny? She's so fat her blood type is ragu

    • @mistersonnen848
      @mistersonnen848 5 месяцев назад

      Thanks for repeating the joke

    • @PaulieWalnuts42
      @PaulieWalnuts42 4 месяца назад

      ​​@@mistersonnen848 Hey T, you hear that? I said when Ginny Sack goes camping the bears have to hide THEIR food! Hehehe.

  • @alejandrocrespo7633
    @alejandrocrespo7633 5 месяцев назад +6

    Donnie wasn't a made man, he was an associate

    • @tenzztv10
      @tenzztv10 5 месяцев назад +2

      In a glorified crew, I might add.

    • @AegonTheUnlikely
      @AegonTheUnlikely 5 месяцев назад +1

      Hmm, I thought he was at least made. That would have been a bit of a plot hole if John got away with so viciously beating another made guy without provocation over an alleged joke that someone else told

    • @IrishYobbo07
      @IrishYobbo07 3 месяца назад

      ​@AegonTheUnlikely Pretty certain they mentioned Donnie wasn't made in the episode? Otherwise it would have definitely caused more issues for John.

  • @phil-Leotardo.171
    @phil-Leotardo.171 5 месяцев назад +19

    Who do you think is keeping Ginny in Butter Brickle

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap 5 месяцев назад +2

      Ralph kept her in Devil Dogs. But, hey. Philly did his duty. Bought that Puerto Rican lady a couple a three sundaes.

    • @Moltisantiproductions
      @Moltisantiproductions 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@zplapplapshe was a huwah

  • @jordil6152
    @jordil6152 5 месяцев назад +5

    Johnny gets whacked, then no NY war when Carmine Sr. dies. That animal Blundetto didn't do whatever happened there, and the Shah doesn't have to turn into a house. Johnny whacks Ralphie, Carmine Sr. still gives the nod, wash, rinse repeat.

  • @rosario508
    @rosario508 5 месяцев назад +7

    "I should be makin' da beef here!!!"

  • @StevenEatsAlone
    @StevenEatsAlone 5 месяцев назад +5

    Next do what if Tony did have the makings of a varsity athlete

  • @diviningrod2671
    @diviningrod2671 5 месяцев назад +3

    RIP Queen Denise Borino ,regardless of candy stash
    You'll always be rubenesque to me .

  • @Ddanielgonzalez
    @Ddanielgonzalez 5 месяцев назад +12

    The jokes, whatever happened there

  • @TheShahofBaltimore
    @TheShahofBaltimore 5 месяцев назад +5

    Do what if my kid brother survived the shooting!

  • @davidortega3393
    @davidortega3393 5 месяцев назад

    One of my favourite things about The Sopranos is that so many major beefs that spark multi-season long storylines stem from one character make a slight remark or gesture towards another. Tony joking about Junior going south on his GF. Ritchie finding out Tony gave away his jacket to his maids husband. Tony having Phil Parisi wacked for gossiping about him going to therapy. They really drove home how much little things can snowball.

  • @smellsuperb1
    @smellsuperb1 5 месяцев назад +2

    Little Pauly told the joke to Paulie walnuts directly, he in turn relayed the joke to Johnny sack over the phone.

  • @darknes2742
    @darknes2742 5 месяцев назад +2

    2:18 "Drank" ? You wanna talk like those old Tarzan movies, I'll send you to slip n fall school.

  • @erics362
    @erics362 5 месяцев назад +4

    Ginny can be heavy. -JS

  • @formulahank1250
    @formulahank1250 5 месяцев назад +7

    Good video, but Donnie K was not a made guy. He lived with his muddah for christ’s sakes

  • @Bakstrp
    @Bakstrp 5 месяцев назад +2

    Those Goddamn Deal-A-Meal cards

  • @CallofFreaky
    @CallofFreaky 21 день назад

    Another important thing about the joke is Tony prying at Paulie to admit he told John when they’re on the boat and Tony is considering whacking him

  • @criticalmass527
    @criticalmass527 5 месяцев назад +3

    We never found out if Ginny liked the car

  • @7305Djwhatif
    @7305Djwhatif 5 месяцев назад +4

    I thought she was on the Akins ?

  • @mistersonnen848
    @mistersonnen848 5 месяцев назад +1

    Paul absolutely told johnny the actual joke. How else would johnny be able to repeat it otherwise

  • @NX6.2
    @NX6.2 5 месяцев назад +2

    "What's next? He gets tafuck'ah for a million?!"

  • @sole__doubt
    @sole__doubt 5 месяцев назад +3

    Whos he think he is Sir Walter Raleigh? ;)

  • @tobin2.0
    @tobin2.0 4 месяца назад +1

    Ginny Sack clearly had her fair share of compromises given how many grilled cheeses she ate

  • @wingedwolfx8004
    @wingedwolfx8004 5 месяцев назад +1

    If Ginny wanted to pursue that lifestyle, she should have done so quietly!

  • @robhill4352
    @robhill4352 5 месяцев назад +2

    ...always with the scenarios

  • @rickyandreou
    @rickyandreou 2 месяца назад

    1:58 The scene changes before we see Paulie repeating the joke to John but we later see John repeating the joke pretty much verbatim to Carmine Sr. so Paulie definitely told him everything. 20:18 I don't think it was ever explicitly stated one way or the other but I was always under the impression that Donny K was an "associate" rather than a made guy, otherwise what Johnny did to him would have been a huge deal instead of casually glossed over the way it was. The dude also still lived with his mom.

  • @tucko11
    @tucko11 4 месяца назад

    When Ginny sack goes camping the bears have to hide their food

  • @dr3dg352
    @dr3dg352 5 месяцев назад

    The Weight is now one of my favorite episodes. Top shelf mob politics throughout! 😍 Also the scene with the Atwell Avenue Boys is so surreally nightmarish. Peak Sopranos imo.

  • @xxczerxx
    @xxczerxx 5 месяцев назад +1

    What if Chrissy and Paulie stopped at Roy Rogers?

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 5 месяцев назад

    Notice when Ralph is on the phone with Johnny he has the cord wrapped around his neck, instead of the more comfortable, usual position against his right ear.

  • @SuperGrimupnorth
    @SuperGrimupnorth 5 месяцев назад +1

    it started out as a 95 pound mole, yet when John ever referred to it he called it a 90 pound mole.. he obviously shaved some off the top, almost 5%

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 16 дней назад

    I always found it funny they all made jokes about Ginny but it all got blamed on Ralph 😂
    Paulie made way more jokes than anyone

  • @FreedomLovingFox
    @FreedomLovingFox 5 месяцев назад

    Happy to see that we as a community are still weighing in on how we feel about this classic arc

  • @erics362
    @erics362 5 месяцев назад +3

    What would've happened had Ralph made the joke when John was boss?

    • @jamesmorant1406
      @jamesmorant1406 5 месяцев назад +1

      He would have been dead

    • @erics362
      @erics362 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@jamesmorant1406 Agreed. But I wonder if Johnny being boss at that time would have resulted in Ralphie not making that joke.

    • @jamesmorant1406
      @jamesmorant1406 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@erics362 Probably not

    • @erics362
      @erics362 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jamesmorant1406 agreed.

  • @tenzztv10
    @tenzztv10 5 месяцев назад

    He "allegedly" said what he said to a group of people: "friends of ours".

  • @1994CPK
    @1994CPK 5 месяцев назад

    If I was in the mob of the Sopranos crew I wouldn't say a word other than strictly business talk. These people cant be trusted to take a joke or not misinterpret anything you say. I would be afraid of dying just breathing wrong in front of those people.

  • @schweinhund9205
    @schweinhund9205 5 месяцев назад +1

    i don't get the part where you said chrsitopher discovered the joke at 1:45?

    • @schweinhund9205
      @schweinhund9205 5 месяцев назад

      Can someone like actually explain it what am I missing?😂

  • @sabbath1136
    @sabbath1136 5 месяцев назад +2

    Count chocoula

  • @Moltisantiproductions
    @Moltisantiproductions 5 месяцев назад

    Great video man. You should do more what if videos from the sopranos massive potential

  • @blacki4268
    @blacki4268 5 месяцев назад

    @4:30 you cut out the best part! hahah

  • @Gotaperuviannecktie
    @Gotaperuviannecktie 5 месяцев назад

    You know? “What if” is the second lowest form of conversation! …but this video is good!

  • @TearFaceOff
    @TearFaceOff 5 месяцев назад

    i think its so insane how one little joke hurt relations between new york and new jersey really shows how fragile the mob world really is

  • @vinnncennnt8382
    @vinnncennnt8382 3 месяца назад

    This fat joke story arc felt like a high school gossip drama among girls

  • @mehmetsar5287
    @mehmetsar5287 5 месяцев назад +5

    For me she is beatiful 🍯

    • @emmakarlsson4426
      @emmakarlsson4426 5 месяцев назад +1

      You grab into Ginny Sack, you're fucking hands will disappear!

  • @Dragonfury3000
    @Dragonfury3000 5 месяцев назад +2

    This wouldn't happen if Paulies mother got some attention.Paulie didn't felt respected at 1st this why everything happened.

  • @patrickboian8545
    @patrickboian8545 5 месяцев назад

    Im gonna be honest season 4 really bored me to tears and it made me put this show on the shelf for the last couple years. I really gotta finish it.

  • @josephringling769
    @josephringling769 5 месяцев назад

    All Ginny Sack had to do to solve her weight problems was go on an all you can eat Gabbagool diet. Its a proven game changer.

  • @rSmokingFiendProductions
    @rSmokingFiendProductions Месяц назад

    Anyone remember the episode when Jenny got that 50-pound mole removed from her butt?

  • @ZomegJ
    @ZomegJ 5 месяцев назад

    Next do what if John had told Tony and Jr that Paulie told him about the joke.

  • @Bakstrp
    @Bakstrp 5 месяцев назад

    The box of candy and snacks, whatever happened there

  • @jbach7274
    @jbach7274 5 месяцев назад

    Tony needed Johnny
    He had him in his pocket, and was essentially the wall between NJ and New York. Carmine wanted to sweep New Jersey continuously throughout his reign, but Johnny was the one who would always vouch for them.
    Once Johnny is gone, the REAL problems began. And Tony's reign was short lived after he was gone

  • @tontowtoronto5733
    @tontowtoronto5733 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love how Carmine handled it! Back to the money😊

  • @Mikesthatguy
    @Mikesthatguy 5 месяцев назад

    What if That Animal never had his foot run over

  • @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw
    @HarupertBeagleton-dz5gw 5 месяцев назад

    Paulie was upset about certain things and would have caused damage another way. The weight joke wasn't a problem until Paulie made it a problem.

  • @josephringling769
    @josephringling769 5 месяцев назад

    Little Pauly is such an underrated little weasel. The only time i ever remember him doing any gangster shit is when him and Glass Joe AKA Benny the bull walked into JTs writers guild class and whacked him over the head with a laptop then procedeed to beat his ass and drag him down to Chrissys car.
    Other than that he got thrown out of a window and got pimp slapped with a bottle of Snapple by Eugene 😆😆😆 Lil Paully was fairly worthless when you think about it.
    He even got caught by Chrissys father in law when they were robbing his store. 😂 Dude was a terrible gangster.
    "Lil Paully grab a bucket and scrub my tires before the dog shit sets in."

  • @Cazz8203
    @Cazz8203 5 месяцев назад

    I love this storyline but I will never understand why John chose to let it go after catching jenny eating some candy

  • @davidshamiri1448
    @davidshamiri1448 5 месяцев назад

    Ginnys wheat field could feed a small village

  • @vapecatgaming476
    @vapecatgaming476 5 месяцев назад +1

    The fact that this is a video made me piss myself laughing

  • @segagamecast5954
    @segagamecast5954 5 месяцев назад

    Tony would still have to eventually deal with Phil Leotardo.

  • @kingoneil4644
    @kingoneil4644 5 месяцев назад

    What if Phil leotardo had mentioned where he was for an undetermined amount of time

  • @nancyvillines4552
    @nancyvillines4552 5 месяцев назад

    What if little Paulie never told Paulie the joke? And what if someone made a joke about Carmela? 🤔

  • @joetzzo1
    @joetzzo1 5 месяцев назад

    This video was more creative than Spielberg

  • @Rick_Riff
    @Rick_Riff 5 месяцев назад +2

    Its not worth repeating. Let's just agree it was unkind.

  • @Prayingforehead
    @Prayingforehead 5 месяцев назад +1

    ayyy 🤘that's some guys wife!! come on!

  • @alexvanzandt8517
    @alexvanzandt8517 5 месяцев назад

    What if that animal blundetto didn't kill that little kid Billy. Whatever happened there

  • @thegoodfella2045
    @thegoodfella2045 5 месяцев назад

    DAVID SCATINO APPROVED THIS

  • @taotaostrong
    @taotaostrong 5 месяцев назад

    Without the joke, Paulie still would have found a way to sow the seeds of chaos. Paulie really is a trash dude and an asset to no one. Habitual troublemaker.

  • @cootriley6
    @cootriley6 5 месяцев назад

    What if Ralphie joked- 'Did you hear about Carmela Soprano's Nose' ...?

    • @tenzztv10
      @tenzztv10 5 месяцев назад

      That nose is like a natural canopy.

  • @tay2944
    @tay2944 5 месяцев назад

    I felt bad for her, she seemed nice and genuinely loved her family

  • @Soprano_661
    @Soprano_661 5 месяцев назад

    Always with the scenarios

  • @W3althy_Burrito
    @W3althy_Burrito 5 месяцев назад

    I'm not surprised that john took the joke worse than everyone else would've. He's shown to be the only character who never cheats on his wife and genuinely loves her. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @zplapplap
      @zplapplap 5 месяцев назад

      Mikey Palmice genuinely loved his wife. She said so herself when recounting his last words to her for the local television news.

  • @tacticalpossum7090
    @tacticalpossum7090 5 месяцев назад

    So "what would have happened if this huge rift didn't happen" is "Things would have been normal and there would not have been a rift"? Thanks, never would have guessed lol

  • @angelhernandezrivera6195
    @angelhernandezrivera6195 5 месяцев назад

    Joke or not, Ralphie still ends up dead due to Pie O My

  • @jamesrussell2051
    @jamesrussell2051 5 месяцев назад

    Don't let all this distract yous from the fact that Phil Leotardo did 20 years in the can.

  • @lordsaladman9819
    @lordsaladman9819 5 месяцев назад

    Truly a marvel level what if right here

  • @johnlewisbrooks
    @johnlewisbrooks 5 месяцев назад

    If Tony knew all the shit Paulie caused him he wouldn't have even made it through the seventies by the skin of his nuts lol.

  • @Fudelagem
    @Fudelagem 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ralph would still die tho

  • @nostalgicflamingosproducti6597
    @nostalgicflamingosproducti6597 5 месяцев назад

    What if The Sopranos was part of the breaking bad universe

  • @Sureokay
    @Sureokay 5 месяцев назад +1

    I lost all respect for Pauly after this situation. Such a let down. Specially after the lost of Big P.

    • @sabataskull9661
      @sabataskull9661 5 месяцев назад

      Hey! Ralph attacks him with a chainsaw, Paulie has to defend himself!

    • @Sureokay
      @Sureokay 5 месяцев назад

      @@sabataskull9661 back stabbing Tony to get in good with New York has nothing to do with Ralph friendo! But yes, Ralph was scum of the highest caliber.

  • @openmythirdeye
    @openmythirdeye 5 месяцев назад

    If no joke happened, then the doctors wouldn't have found the 90 # mole on Ginny's ass. He might have saved her life. 😊 Not even a thanks

  • @simonpierre8283
    @simonpierre8283 5 месяцев назад

    Do a video about how you see future of Sopranos after tony death like his family diemo crew New York new boss