If TV Dads were Churches

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @cameronbennett1809
    @cameronbennett1809 5 месяцев назад +84

    "Can't you see you're not making Christianity better you're making rock and roll worse"😂

    • @emmonsterd
      @emmonsterd 5 месяцев назад +10

      It’s so true

    • @noscwoh1
      @noscwoh1 5 месяцев назад +3

      I love me some Hank, I tell ya whut. Mike Judge's major faux pas was making the Hills Methodist. Are there even Methodist churches IN Texas? Or is Arlen a suburb of Austin? 😁

    • @u686st7
      @u686st7 5 месяцев назад +5

      Hank Hill nailed it.

    • @Mojo32
      @Mojo32 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@noscwoh1Yep I've also always thought this same thing 😆

    • @robertmoore2049
      @robertmoore2049 5 месяцев назад

      I always thought Hank was a Baptist! 😮

  • @chanceotter8121
    @chanceotter8121 5 месяцев назад +27

    You missed the greatest TV dad -Andy Taylor of Mayberry. He made sure Opie went to All Souls Church (most likely an independent evangelical church: not quite Baptist or Methodist) every Sunday with him and Aunt Bee. Andy taught Sunday school to the boys, Miss Crump taught the girls. Gomer sang the solo during the service. Afterward, Andy went home and honored the Sabbath by relaxing on his porch, singing psalms, hymns, and spiritual songs with his guitar while Opie and Barney and whoever was invited to join them at table waited on Aunt Bee’s pot roast or fried chicken to be ready for an early supper.😊

  • @LFDNC
    @LFDNC 5 месяцев назад +35

    “I think we should all go KJV. It’s like reading Shakespeare in the original Klingon; it’s just better.”

  • @michellesheppard9253
    @michellesheppard9253 5 месяцев назад +21

    1:29 Considering that I'm a Presbyterian and the fact that we love the Lutherans more than they love us, this resonates quite a bit. Hilarious comparison lol

    • @MansterBear
      @MansterBear 4 месяца назад

      So basically the same as us Reformed Baptist with the Presbys lol

  • @wifeoftim
    @wifeoftim 5 месяцев назад +8

    The Quiverful Church with the Brady Bunch put me out!😆😆😆

  • @velvetant
    @velvetant 5 месяцев назад +16

    I love MANY CHURCHES IN 2020!!!!!

  • @DeboraKerr
    @DeboraKerr 5 месяцев назад +4

    I guess my Pentecostal TV Dad would be Jed Clampett, due to his country roots and fondness for clog dancing 😄

  • @andrewl3939
    @andrewl3939 5 месяцев назад +16

    And knowing the history of Germany/Prussia, that was definitely a horrible marriage between the Reformed and the Lutherans. What contest in hell indeed! :)

  • @but24God
    @but24God 5 месяцев назад +3

    Funny stuff. The "Many churches in 2020" -- sadly on target

  • @Yezhanium
    @Yezhanium 5 месяцев назад +16

    Still hoping to see army specialists as denominations.

  • @BossBattle21
    @BossBattle21 5 месяцев назад +10

    T'was so nice
    I watched it twice

  • @eladiocofresi5202
    @eladiocofresi5202 5 месяцев назад +19

    I wonder if I should feel offended or relieved there is no Pentecostal shown. Lol

  • @trapperjohn7571
    @trapperjohn7571 5 месяцев назад +6

    I got into an argument with my youth minister a long time ago when I said Hank Hill was a good dad. Ironically, that guy would have agreed with Hank in this clip

  • @toolegittoquit_001
    @toolegittoquit_001 5 месяцев назад +8

    That last one was a bit of a zinger 🧐

  • @kaleblam5084
    @kaleblam5084 5 месяцев назад +11

    to put it in the words of Hank Hill "dang it bobby, we're methodists"

    • @88michaelandersen
      @88michaelandersen 5 месяцев назад +2

      I wonder if Hank would still be a Methodist after the last 20 years.

    • @kaleblam5084
      @kaleblam5084 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@88michaelandersen probably not

    • @Amavera
      @Amavera 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@88michaelandersen Methodist, sure. United Methodist, not so much.

    • @JxBx80
      @JxBx80 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@88michaelandersen we will see when the woke re-boot comes out soon

  • @stanksalvala
    @stanksalvala 5 месяцев назад +5

    That is the funniest Married With Children has ever been, lol!

  • @gwdietrich23
    @gwdietrich23 5 месяцев назад +5

    Beaver's dad looks just like a cross of Dean Martin and Richard Nixon.

  • @Menn0knight
    @Menn0knight 5 месяцев назад +5

    Edgy as alwats, Mr. Foskey 🤣🤣🤣

  • @The_Reformed_Confederate
    @The_Reformed_Confederate 5 месяцев назад +26

    I can’t wait to see which tv mom plays the SBC preacher

    • @deaconblooze1
      @deaconblooze1 5 месяцев назад +8

      Too soon.

    • @justinjones2595
      @justinjones2595 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @libertyprime8228
      @libertyprime8228 5 месяцев назад +2

      The SBC is eventually going to split between the feminist, social justice gospel churches and the more fundamental, biblically based churches.

    • @carolyndavis6657
      @carolyndavis6657 5 месяцев назад

      @@libertyprime8228Most will stay as they’ve already become so liberal and have an unbiblical view.

    • @Mulerider4Life
      @Mulerider4Life 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@libertyprime8228they already did. It's called the CBF. Did you not know?

  • @KatieGarcia101
    @KatieGarcia101 5 месяцев назад +3

    Hilarious and convicting! 10/10

  • @matthewv6210
    @matthewv6210 5 месяцев назад +20

    The ending was spot-on. It's disgraceful the Church's response to a now proven government lie (and obvious at the time) and yet a large majority of the church body followed along like cowards. Fortunately I found a church who fears God and follows the Bible more than government and left my previous Sunday social group ( I won't call them a church) behind.

    • @michaelclark2458
      @michaelclark2458 5 месяцев назад +2

      501 c3 is one heck of a drug

    • @mikeymcgee1509
      @mikeymcgee1509 5 месяцев назад

      ​@michaelclark2458 tell me you learned about non profit status from an uneducated tv dad without telling me 😂
      If you can, please explain what's wrong with 501c3. Bonus points if you actually prove it.

    • @michaelclark2458
      @michaelclark2458 5 месяцев назад

      @@mikeymcgee1509 if you choose to remain condescending towards your brother in Christ and don’t agree on this issue so be it. Just saying; most, if not all, of the non 501c3 churches didn’t shut their doors in 2020.

    • @mikeymcgee1509
      @mikeymcgee1509 5 месяцев назад

      @@michaelclark2458 your statement was nonsensical snark, so my response was in kind. If that's too condescending for you then take a long look in the mirror and stay of youtube channels filled with sarcasm.
      If you care to defend your attack on 501c3 churches with some type of substance I'd be happy to read it.

    • @carolyndavis6657
      @carolyndavis6657 5 месяцев назад +3

      I didn’t even know any churches remained open during that time and when I tried to explain to people why we should have stayed open people acted like I was speaking a foreign language. People all over the world risk their lives worshipping the Lord but we feared a virus. Don’t we trust the sovereignty of God? Do we not believe our days are numbered and we can’t add to them? I’m nearly 70 and worked the entire time and no I didn’t get the shot. I don’t have a death wish but when I go I go.

  • @mattfuller651
    @mattfuller651 5 месяцев назад +4

    One of your best!

  • @TheDukeofhazzard86
    @TheDukeofhazzard86 5 месяцев назад +16

    Southern Baptist Carl Winslow FTW.

  • @bebakerus
    @bebakerus 4 месяца назад

    Literally nodding my head through the whole thing...

  • @geraldhill7547
    @geraldhill7547 5 месяцев назад +3

    Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, Space Force 😊

  • @BATTY3459
    @BATTY3459 5 месяцев назад +4

    What about Herman Munster and Gomez Addams? And what is a Quiver Full church?

    • @ConversationswithaCalvinist
      @ConversationswithaCalvinist  5 месяцев назад +4

      Quiver Full movement is one that focuses on having big families and promoting traditional family values

    • @peterweinberger8869
      @peterweinberger8869 5 месяцев назад +4

      Gomez Addams is Catholic. Little morbid, well traveled, passionately in love with his wife. Herman Munster is Anglican superficially similar to the Addams but with none of the spirit.

  • @Rood67
    @Rood67 5 месяцев назад +2

    I’ve been an Independent Fundamental Dispensationalist Baptist my whole life - but after seeing this, I think I identify as a Lutheran.

  • @russelljohnson4527
    @russelljohnson4527 5 месяцев назад +10

    Superior Theology...TWICE!!!

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis 4 месяца назад +1

      Prepare for theology, and make it double!
      To protect the world from devastation
      To unite all peoples in our religion
      To spread the gospel of truth and love
      To extend our reach to the heavens above
      Team Presby, take off at the speed of light!
      Surrender now or prepare to fight!

  • @davidhoffman6980
    @davidhoffman6980 4 месяца назад

    Man that kast one hits hard. Lol😂

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 5 месяцев назад

    Pop is definitely the Hank Hill one!

  • @patrickc3419
    @patrickc3419 5 месяцев назад

    Jack McFarland: Andy Stanley.
    Ward Cleaver: John MacArthur.
    Steve Keaton: Phil Vischer.
    Danny Tanner: Max Lucado
    Archie Bunker: Steven Anderson.
    Scotty from Star Trek: Sinclair Ferguson.
    Simon Cowell: Paul Washer
    RuPaul: David French
    Charlie Harper: Rob Bell
    Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Sarah Young.

  • @kristinazubic9669
    @kristinazubic9669 5 месяцев назад +1

    Uncle Phil has superior theology!

  • @criticalthinkingwjake
    @criticalthinkingwjake 5 месяцев назад

    That ending cut though…

  • @fallenkingdom-zd8xh
    @fallenkingdom-zd8xh 5 месяцев назад

    As a Catholic, I wouldn’t be surprised if my priest talked about St. Joseph in his homily.

  • @BOB_EDC
    @BOB_EDC 6 дней назад

    As a lutheran I approve

  • @Savedbygrace22
    @Savedbygrace22 5 месяцев назад

    Thanks 👍

  • @antoniopinheiro8485
    @antoniopinheiro8485 5 месяцев назад +3

    1:04 Redeemed Zoomer???

  • @NarutoUzumakiofficial
    @NarutoUzumakiofficial 5 месяцев назад +1

    which tv Dad would the church of the Nazarene be?

  • @SantaFe19484
    @SantaFe19484 5 месяцев назад +1

    I don't who any of these characters or TV shows are.

    • @ecv03
      @ecv03 5 месяцев назад

      Your lucky.
      God Bless you brother and don't give the evil one a chance to see some of these. I have cut most of those shows out of my life years ago. I can say that was one of the best decisions ever made.

  • @garrettfornea1088
    @garrettfornea1088 3 месяца назад

    How could you forget Archie Bunker?

  • @DrGero15
    @DrGero15 5 месяцев назад

    Very funny, but no Andy Griffith or Jed Clampett?

    • @ConversationswithaCalvinist
      @ConversationswithaCalvinist  5 месяцев назад

      I was a little pressed for time with this one to get it out for Father’s Day. But yes, those would have been great!

    • @DrGero15
      @DrGero15 5 месяцев назад

      @@ConversationswithaCalvinist Who would they be? I love your videos! Thanks for making them!

  • @doingthingscheap7911
    @doingthingscheap7911 5 месяцев назад

    No Simpsons?

  • @bobstraube9851
    @bobstraube9851 2 месяца назад

    Don't censor Red Foreman

  • @rioujoel3584
    @rioujoel3584 5 месяцев назад

    Where is Hal ??

    • @ConversationswithaCalvinist
      @ConversationswithaCalvinist  5 месяцев назад

      I left out a bunch. Tell me the best Hal church!

    • @rioujoel3584
      @rioujoel3584 5 месяцев назад

      @@ConversationswithaCalvinist I hesitate between big eva because of Hal tendancy to to stupid stuff because he thinks it's cool or feminist/egalitarian/woke churches because he's constantly bossed around by his wife

  • @joshuaslusher3721
    @joshuaslusher3721 3 месяца назад

    Apparently Methodists are the best dads!

  • @cathcolwell2197
    @cathcolwell2197 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂

  • @alexjessalexjess864
    @alexjessalexjess864 2 месяца назад

    But... But... Where is Homer Simpson?

  • @carelotto61
    @carelotto61 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂

  • @cindymonk6994
    @cindymonk6994 5 месяцев назад +1

    You know, I love your stuff, Keith, but the language on this one was a little rough. I could not share it with my whole family like I usually do. Still funny though.

    • @ConversationswithaCalvinist
      @ConversationswithaCalvinist  5 месяцев назад +3

      I appreciate the comment. I thought I censored the only bad word. Did I miss something?

    • @deannaprince7954
      @deannaprince7954 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@ConversationswithaCalvinist I re-listened carefully. My guesses:
      - sarcastic angry characters overall, lending a meaner tone
      (I delighted in it, but it might be too abrasive for kids)
      - "Amazonian master-hood" could be heard wrong?
      - "What contest in h---"

    • @ConversationswithaCalvinist
      @ConversationswithaCalvinist  5 месяцев назад +1

      @@deannaprince7954 thank you for relistening and your input. You are right, he did say hell, but I didn’t bleep that one because I thought it was more being used like the place rather than the curse word. Good thoughts though, again thank you!

    • @deannaprince7954
      @deannaprince7954 5 месяцев назад

      @@ConversationswithaCalvinist you're welcome! I fully agree. I didn't hear it as a curse, but as the actual place. It was the 2nd listen, w/a critical ear, that I heard it. My opinion: DON'T bleep h***, as it's critical to the joke, & being used appropriately. Also: this is a well-done & hilarious skit, but not for young innocent ears. The tone is adult, meaning blunt & rude, in a relationally appropriate way.
      I really enjoy your friendly way of poking fun. I don't know what Harbor Freight is, or who Doug Wilson is, but I get the meaning of the joke, and I like it. Thank you!

  • @michaelclark2458
    @michaelclark2458 5 месяцев назад +1

    Al Bundy for the win!

  • @GldnClaw
    @GldnClaw 5 месяцев назад

    I was hoping to see the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

  • @soundpreacher
    @soundpreacher 5 месяцев назад

    You need to include the church of Christ more often.

  • @beatlesdude3844
    @beatlesdude3844 5 месяцев назад +2

    First comment

    • @Laradoxx
      @Laradoxx 5 месяцев назад +2

      Congratulations

  • @MoStBlEsSeD
    @MoStBlEsSeD 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂