If Christmas Vacation Characters Were Churches

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @johnhebert754
    @johnhebert754 Год назад +78

    The nod to Ray Stevens was top notch. Thank you pastor Keith for all the laughs this year. Merry Christmas to you and yours.

    • @mikedspringstead5974
      @mikedspringstead5974 Год назад +5

      Had me at Pascagoula! 😂

    • @Stephie2007
      @Stephie2007 Год назад +4

      I was not expecting that 😂

    • @JeffMeadowsOutdoors
      @JeffMeadowsOutdoors Год назад +3

      Glad I am old enough to get the joke! 😂

    • @sbeckham9081
      @sbeckham9081 Год назад +3

      Yep - that song put Pascagoula on the map! BTW the First Self Righteous Church has many campuses. 39567 signing off.

  • @laneweaver3775
    @laneweaver3775 Год назад +39

    The squirrel reference was perhaps the best cultural reference of the year. Brilliant. 😂

  • @5points7019
    @5points7019 Год назад +15

    Justin Peters reaction was the cherry on top! hahahaha

  • @andrewl3939
    @andrewl3939 Год назад +35

    From a confessional Lutheran to our favorite Reformed Baptist preacher-man (😜), thank you for slagging all of us so amusingly for the full year. We look forward to more good natured ribbing next year (and your conversion to Lutheranism 😝)

  • @williamstokes3078
    @williamstokes3078 Год назад +21

    This was great as a Southern Baptist 😂 the Justin Peters and Ray Stevens bits were awesome too!

  • @jimmyprice9104
    @jimmyprice9104 Год назад +11

    Doug Wilson during NQN got me so good. Well done, sir!

  • @VinceOlson96
    @VinceOlson96 Год назад +15

    I'm not a Calvinist but I gotta say, I absolutely love your sense of humor.

  • @swordsforthetruth
    @swordsforthetruth Год назад +20

    The First Self-Righteous Church was awesome. Didn't know you listened to Ray Stevens.

  • @laraegieske2465
    @laraegieske2465 Год назад +5

    The Doug Wilson one had me rollin! Thank you!!

    • @charliedontsurf334
      @charliedontsurf334 Год назад

      I’m sure Doug would appreciate it. lol.

    • @kristinazubic9669
      @kristinazubic9669 Год назад +1

      @@charliedontsurf334 I don’t know how the other grandpas compete with him, honestly.

    • @dragonivy4779
      @dragonivy4779 5 месяцев назад

      me too

  • @kristybwv
    @kristybwv Год назад +11

    My husband and I are Presbyterian while my parents are “reformed Baptist,” and I laughed so much at this!

  • @colincraft2765
    @colincraft2765 Год назад +6

    I loved that this ended with a gospel invitation. 😊

  • @douloschristus1475
    @douloschristus1475 Год назад +4

    Like fine wine you just get better and better.
    God bless you my brother!

  • @Bruised-Reed
    @Bruised-Reed Год назад +20

    As an Anglican thank you for accurately representing Anglican and Episcopal as being diverse. Merry Christmas 🥃 😊

  • @trooperkeither
    @trooperkeither Год назад +4

    St. Nicholas & Arius got me. 😂

  • @blakepace
    @blakepace Год назад +16

    Nailed each and every one! Especially Ray Steven's Church!
    And thanks for reminding all about the real Gift in your outro.
    Merry Christmas, Brother!

  • @sbskinner369
    @sbskinner369 Год назад +2

    the reference to Ray Stevens was just perfect! I laughed so hard!

  • @doingthingscheap7911
    @doingthingscheap7911 Год назад +5

    Forgot one… Arthur, “Those little lights are not twinkling.”
    Clark, “I know, thanks for noticing.”

  • @gunsgalore7571
    @gunsgalore7571 Год назад +2

    I love that "Southern Baptist Pastor Trying to Make Any Changes." I'm not Southern Baptist but I live in rural Texas and literally all our churches from non-denominational to Catholic are like that. It's just so true.
    Also the Presbyterian-Reformed Baptist is awesome as well!

  • @hughesda1006
    @hughesda1006 Год назад +1

    The day the squirrel went berserk.... Well done, sir! :)

  • @jnthndyerable
    @jnthndyerable Год назад +8

    Southern Baptist preacher trying to make any changes 💀💀💀

  • @susanwhite2054
    @susanwhite2054 Год назад +12

    Where it says “I did it” you should have put Arminian” 🤣

  • @dawnmichelle4403
    @dawnmichelle4403 Год назад +1

    The Justin Peters eye roll was hilarious!😂

  • @dalekerrigan
    @dalekerrigan Год назад +5

    As a confessional Lutheran, I didn't quite get the Lutheran/Presbyterian joke ("why is the floor wet..."), but the Justin Peters one...😆 I'm picturing him having a chuckle in one of his videos hehe. God bless you Keith and hope you have some well earned and blessed rest over the Christmas period

    • @ConversationswithaCalvinist
      @ConversationswithaCalvinist  Год назад +5

      It wasn’t so much about the floor being wet, just the tone with which they addressed one another. They have a relationship, but it’s strained :-)

    • @concken1
      @concken1 Год назад +3

      yeah, I didn't get the Lutheran one either.

    • @dalekerrigan
      @dalekerrigan Год назад

      @@ConversationswithaCalvinist 😄my mind was thinking "It's wet because God predestined it to be wet!" "And the underlay too?" "Yeah. Double predestined..."

  • @Yezhanium
    @Yezhanium Год назад +7

    Denominations as army specialists (sniper, engineer, drill instructor, etc)

    • @cavemanjoe79
      @cavemanjoe79 11 месяцев назад

      Yes, this must happen.

  • @DeboraKerr
    @DeboraKerr Год назад +2

    Ha! Props for that squirrel reference!

  • @Procedentesinvictoria
    @Procedentesinvictoria Год назад +4

    Anglican! Good one. This is another great humorous video! Love your videos!

  • @johndoe-sx5pv
    @johndoe-sx5pv Год назад

    The Baptist one where she was all frustrated and had to light up a cigarette to relieve the stress was so on point!

  • @thomasprefontaine5023
    @thomasprefontaine5023 Год назад +4

    I think this one had me laughing the most. Great video.

  • @nathankindle282
    @nathankindle282 Год назад +4

    "The day the squirrel went berserk, in the First Self Righteous Church!"

  • @kaleblam5084
    @kaleblam5084 Год назад +2

    One of the best Christmas gifts ever received

  • @Sons.Of.Thunder
    @Sons.Of.Thunder Год назад +1

    no way my boy just shouted out ray stevens no shot hahahahhahhahah me and my buddies shout this song while driving

  • @schwizelled
    @schwizelled Год назад +2

    Well we got the squirrel but we didn't get Sister-Bertha-Better-Than-You confessing to sins that would make a sailor blush with shame.
    Sorry I'm being difficult to please. 😁 This was hilarious.
    Regeneration precedes faith! 💪

  • @thomasprefontaine5023
    @thomasprefontaine5023 Год назад +3

    A Ray Stevens reference! Gold!

  • @caramelcreme777
    @caramelcreme777 Год назад +2

    10/10 Spot on.
    You sir remain my favorite celebrity Baptist.

  • @chincy678
    @chincy678 Год назад +4

    Great way to spread the gospel at the end too!

  • @EarlSinclair97
    @EarlSinclair97 Год назад +2

    Brother Keith, this one was just perfect. "Youth Group" took me back, 7th grade, 1991, and the awkward mid-week parents-making-you-go-to-youth-group-church on Wednesday nights.

  • @TheMaskedBaptist
    @TheMaskedBaptist Год назад

    Thank you for sending this to me, CWAC. 😀

  • @robmc120
    @robmc120 Год назад +2

    I didnt JUST enjoy it, Keith, i was laughing all the way through. The part that really got me was "Justin Peters" & "Reformed X" sulking in the back of the car, ROFL. The Gospel at the end was sweetest icing on the cake! Keep em coming, wish i could support you more! May the triune God bless you always Keith!

  • @negf22
    @negf22 Год назад +5

    This is great! Love your snark! Blessings to you and yours this Christmas and throughout the coming year! Thanks for giving the gospel at the end of the video. Great editing, BTW👍😉

  • @chincy678
    @chincy678 Год назад +2

    You are an absolute genius!!!!
    Bravo to you!!!!
    This is so funny! Please keep up the good work!!!

  • @Ben92912
    @Ben92912 Год назад +5

    I literally laughed out loud at the Methodist one. All in good fun. Merry Christmas everyone 🤙✝️

  • @dissonantcord
    @dissonantcord Год назад

    The Ray Stevens reference made the whole thing. Great stuff.

  • @williammisener2389
    @williammisener2389 Год назад

    I loved the bit about the Reformed Baptists and Presbyterians lol!

  • @MusicfortheAges-ui8eo
    @MusicfortheAges-ui8eo Год назад +2

    Nice, Merry Christmas

  • @tracygardner5976
    @tracygardner5976 Год назад

    So funny! Thanks for sharing!

  • @calebreinhardt1607
    @calebreinhardt1607 Год назад +1

    The Christmas day the squirrel went berserk…🎶

  • @Macsrus5
    @Macsrus5 Год назад +1

    The poor Southern Baptist pastor just wants to make a few changes 😂
    NOPE! He’s getting replaced!😂

  • @agypsychild
    @agypsychild Год назад

    I caught that Ray Stevens reference. “They were jumpin’ pews and shouting Hallelujah!”

  • @lydiamclennan5713
    @lydiamclennan5713 Год назад +5

    This is great! I love Christmas vacation!

  • @patrickc3419
    @patrickc3419 Год назад +3

    Independent Baptist, Southern Baptist, Mega Church Pastor and (as usual) United Methodist killed me 😂😂😂😂😂.
    The Doug Wilson one should have been Steven Anderson.

    • @EarlSinclair97
      @EarlSinclair97 Год назад +3

      Oh yeah, the UM portrayals are always the best. I still say John Wesley is rolling in his grave.

  • @jonathanharwood1255
    @jonathanharwood1255 Год назад +2

    Love it. Would be great to see a "What Predator (1987) character each denomination is".

  • @mandy-maltz
    @mandy-maltz Год назад

    One of your best, Pastor Keith! 👏

  • @gretahoostal8565
    @gretahoostal8565 Год назад +1

    The explosion could be Greek Orthodox if this were Pascha. They launch rockets at each other. Occasionally there are fatalities.

  • @kolmonio
    @kolmonio Год назад

    You did the Pentecostals dirty and I like it 🤣🤣

  • @loganviking3923
    @loganviking3923 Год назад +3

    At the end when Clark says "I did it," I thought you would label that "Pelagian"!

    • @ConversationswithaCalvinist
      @ConversationswithaCalvinist  Год назад +3

      Couple folks have said that, or Arminian. Complete miss on my part. That’s why I love y’all, you fill in the blanks for me :)

  • @Rood67
    @Rood67 Год назад +1

    Since this the year to identify as anything; I identify as Justin Peters, and for the same reason. 😅

  • @RickFoddrill
    @RickFoddrill Год назад

    Maybe your best yet! The parallels are undeniable. I'll never watch it the same

  • @shellygrant4905
    @shellygrant4905 Год назад +2

    Merry Christmas! ❤️

  • @revbharvey5046
    @revbharvey5046 Год назад

    Hahahahaha Brilliant. Well played.

  • @pogveteranar9415
    @pogveteranar9415 Год назад

    Thanks for all the great videos and Merry Christmas.

  • @douglascolquhoun8502
    @douglascolquhoun8502 Год назад

    Brother Keith, thank you for all the laughs and edification. Merry Christmas to you, your family, and congregation.
    Agape,
    A fellow Reformed Baptist and one time Jacksonvillian.

  • @FamilyOfHobbits
    @FamilyOfHobbits Год назад

    I love all your denominations videos! And would love to see the Narnia movies’ characters as churches 🎉

  • @tylercurtis764
    @tylercurtis764 Год назад +4

    I never thought Transubstantiation was very complicated 🤔

    • @OscarNathanael12
      @OscarNathanael12 Месяц назад

      It really isn’t. The bread and wine become the true body and blood of Jesus Christ. We could get into Thomist metaphysics, but that’s the basics.

  • @schuylkillian
    @schuylkillian Год назад

    Guaranteed God has a sense of humor! This was great! And accurate!

  • @billyrayphillips
    @billyrayphillips Год назад +1

    Dude this was great!

  • @theduchessofidaho
    @theduchessofidaho Год назад +1

    Yay! A CREC mention! 😂

  • @joshuasteele4498
    @joshuasteele4498 Год назад

    Awesome with the squirrel nod to Ray Stevens!

  • @bradmiller9993
    @bradmiller9993 Год назад +2

    No Mercy December is here I see !

  • @margohlavac5396
    @margohlavac5396 Год назад

    I'm really Lutheran (WELS) and named Margo! I approve this video! Merry Christmas!

  • @Travtop
    @Travtop 10 месяцев назад

    As a dispensationalist, I laughed so hard I wet myself and forgot who I was for half an hour!

  • @edgleason8918
    @edgleason8918 Год назад

    Another good 'un. Thanks, bro.

  • @Trulyreforming
    @Trulyreforming Год назад

    Outstanding!

  • @nocturne2029
    @nocturne2029 Год назад +1

    Roman Catholic is killing me lmaooo

  • @susanwhite2054
    @susanwhite2054 Год назад +3

    KEITH 😂

  • @Pastor_Grant
    @Pastor_Grant Год назад +3

    Pentecostals lol

  • @kdbrich
    @kdbrich Год назад

    Well done!

  • @srsusansummers3070
    @srsusansummers3070 4 месяца назад

    Favorite Christmas movie ever

  • @smeagolmazurenko5238
    @smeagolmazurenko5238 Год назад +2

    Knew united methodist before the caption even popped up.

  • @dbrianc
    @dbrianc Год назад

    Brilliant!

  • @liemdrake
    @liemdrake Год назад +1

    I remember seeing this movie for the first time in my church youth group.

    • @patrickc3419
      @patrickc3419 Год назад

      For me it was in around 1990 on Thanksgiving night when we were all at my grandparents house. I remember the “can’t see the line” scene being very awkward to watch with my parents 🤦‍♂️😁

    • @zr3755
      @zr3755 Год назад

      What?! 😮 What kind of a church did you grow up in?😮

    • @patrickc3419
      @patrickc3419 Год назад

      @@zr3755
      My guess is one of the mainline Protestants?? 😁😁
      You know the one joke about the mainline Protestant denomination that wanted to remake an old Charlton Heston film? “The Ten Suggestions”.

    • @liemdrake
      @liemdrake Год назад

      @@zr3755 Westminster Presbyterian Church

  • @deniselucasblanchek6357
    @deniselucasblanchek6357 Год назад +1

    😂 explaining transsubstantiation 🤣

  • @johnroznovak4506
    @johnroznovak4506 Год назад

    Love the Nicholas and Arius reference.

    • @floydmorgan6048
      @floydmorgan6048 Год назад

      Don't you think that joke is getting old and is probably historically inaccurate? We should probably stop making it.
      ...No! 😊

  • @chrissanfino761
    @chrissanfino761 Месяц назад

    Total nerd humor on St Nicholas and Arius. Lol

  • @Mulerider4Life
    @Mulerider4Life Год назад

    Doug Wilson could also be Cousin Eddie as well 🤣

  • @srsusansummers3070
    @srsusansummers3070 Год назад +1

    Hilarious again as always

  • @confusedcountry7174
    @confusedcountry7174 Год назад

    As an Independent Baptist you are spot on!

  • @kmullikinfilms
    @kmullikinfilms Год назад +2

    Amazing! 😂

  • @joshuamyers7510
    @joshuamyers7510 Год назад

    "They said the squirrel went beserk..."

  • @lisawillis8227
    @lisawillis8227 Год назад

    Ray Steven's, is that you with the squirrel?

  • @bohunker1
    @bohunker1 Год назад

    Thanks Keith

  • @mariobasketball30
    @mariobasketball30 Год назад +2

    I like your Ray Stevens reference 1:58

  • @Mulerider4Life
    @Mulerider4Life Год назад +1

    2:30 could also be Independent, KJV Baptist as well.

  • @doomerquiet1909
    @doomerquiet1909 Год назад

    CREC was gold😂

  • @typicalshenaniganz
    @typicalshenaniganz Год назад

    2:57 This seems personal...
    😂

  • @notmyrealname5162
    @notmyrealname5162 Год назад +1

    Thanks and amen Jesus is Lord

  • @pitsnipe5559
    @pitsnipe5559 Год назад

    As a Roman Catholic, Presbyterian, Episcopalian, NALC, LCMS Christian, Amen Brother!

  • @oldiesaregoldies3511
    @oldiesaregoldies3511 Год назад

    Is there someone that can explain the CREC one? All I know is that Douglas Wilson is associated with that denomination.

    • @ConversationswithaCalvinist
      @ConversationswithaCalvinist  Год назад +1

      They are known for expressing a sense of rugged masculinity, and I thought the chainsaw fit well.

  • @russelljohnson4527
    @russelljohnson4527 Год назад +1

    Sure liked the Superior Theology!

  • @Dr.__Williams193
    @Dr.__Williams193 Год назад

    When is the episode with Spencer Smith happening?

  • @michelleinchristalone2769
    @michelleinchristalone2769 Год назад +1

    First Self-Righteous church 😂😂😂