Homeschool Family Visits Woke Library

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
  • A mother takes her homeschooled children to the public library, only to find it’s changed a lot since she was a kid.
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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  10 месяцев назад +1034

    What books should be banned from the woke library?

    • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
      @ShadowReaper-pu2hx 10 месяцев назад +4

      Biology textbooks (biology was invented by the KKK to steal the 2016 election for Donald Trump).

    • @originalname6372
      @originalname6372 10 месяцев назад +176

      All of them

    • @merinsan
      @merinsan 10 месяцев назад +1

      Books are reinforcing white colonialism...so al of them!

    • @Vortex1x1x1x
      @Vortex1x1x1x 10 месяцев назад +129

      Any book containing the letter e

    • @timmy18135
      @timmy18135 10 месяцев назад +160

      Any book on logic

  • @seth7745
    @seth7745 10 месяцев назад +1087

    “what are your personal pronouns?”
    “I, me and mine”
    Definitely going to use that one from now on. lol

    • @yakityyak8894
      @yakityyak8894 7 месяцев назад +64

      I didn't realize there was a correct answer to the question until this video

    • @BornInTheWrongTimes
      @BornInTheWrongTimes 7 месяцев назад +33

      @@yakityyak8894
      Honestly same. This is a perfect response cause now they have to refer to you as your biological sex or not refer to you at all.
      Which of course paves the road for us to troll them on how they “assumed our gender” 😂

    • @kevintipton4738
      @kevintipton4738 7 месяцев назад

      My pronouns are F U lol. Those idiots are an example of our mental health problems.

    • @TheMomseloc
      @TheMomseloc 7 месяцев назад +17

      I use, "YOU PEOPLE".

    • @kevintipton4738
      @kevintipton4738 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@TheMomseloc I used mentally unstable

  • @AcshualSnotski
    @AcshualSnotski 10 месяцев назад +4441

    The librarian is surprisingly accurate for modern day. I remember when the Bee was satire.

    • @AcshualSnotski
      @AcshualSnotski 10 месяцев назад +98

      In fact, there was a commentor on RUclips today talking about Charlie and The Chocolate factory being phobic...

    • @AcshualSnotski
      @AcshualSnotski 10 месяцев назад +35

      @@Vulture402I guess I'm behind on my modern culture... I wondered why I kept hearing about it.

    • @wherami
      @wherami 10 месяцев назад +8

      Showing facts again

    • @coleens.6212
      @coleens.6212 10 месяцев назад

      @@Vulture402 I sell used children's books online, and I just took photos of 10 Dahl books, including Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Likely they will sell very fast (they usually do).

    • @coleens.6212
      @coleens.6212 10 месяцев назад +29

      Love the unibrow on the librarian.

  • @crosswarrior38
    @crosswarrior38 7 месяцев назад +358

    "Woah, mom just swore!"
    As a previous sheltered homeschooler I can relate lol

    • @bnsyphotography2104
      @bnsyphotography2104 7 месяцев назад +1

      No one cares.

    • @OnGuardYT
      @OnGuardYT 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@bnsyphotography2104 I do

    • @Tekyng_of_Baregan
      @Tekyng_of_Baregan 7 месяцев назад +5

      That's the way I grew up. I still don't say the name of anything that goes into the toilet.

    • @hyrachine8573
      @hyrachine8573 6 месяцев назад +11

      if you don't care then why did you comment rofl

    • @michemash8860
      @michemash8860 6 месяцев назад

      #Triggered 💀

  • @davidw5198
    @davidw5198 10 месяцев назад +2485

    As a librarian, I'm happy to say that my library is nothing like this, although I have been to some that are! We are all pretty conservative, and our community is too.

    • @sIXXIsDesigns
      @sIXXIsDesigns 10 месяцев назад

      you are very fortunate.... every single one of them in the general area here are totally for that crap... clearly they cant even define what a woman is...and the people pushing this shit are completely out of touch with reality... .. and probably pervs... just saying.

    • @evangelicful
      @evangelicful 10 месяцев назад +92

      How do we stop this from happening?! 😢 it is so frustrating just going to a library like back in the 1990s where none of this was even around

    • @sIXXIsDesigns
      @sIXXIsDesigns 10 месяцев назад

      @@evangelicful thats just how i remember it.... then again... most of them were "in the closet"... and Creepy Joe Biden isnt helping anything... he's promoting indoctrination.

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 10 месяцев назад +61

      Library are sanctuaries. No book should be banned or put to undeserved display.

    • @thefunniestfarm4731
      @thefunniestfarm4731 10 месяцев назад

      @@benjaminthibieroz4155 Pedo books aimed at children should always be banned.

  • @samurachi420
    @samurachi420 10 месяцев назад +2821

    My wife is a librarian, she works with these people everyday. It's not really an exaggeration, that literally how it is in a public library

    • @SN00PICUS
      @SN00PICUS 10 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@MalachiWhite-tw7hlThere's a pole at the one near me 😂 I think it was originally a fire exit, but you can imagine how that has been repurposed.

    • @t.mendous7922
      @t.mendous7922 10 месяцев назад +10

      You mean somewhat normal government employees?

    • @aggy5372
      @aggy5372 10 месяцев назад +26

      No it's not. There are woke librarians, yes. But the idea that they wouldn't have Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is ridiculous. They have books of all types--that is the function of the library.

    • @SOContraMundum
      @SOContraMundum 10 месяцев назад +2

      She must be a bold woman!!

    • @Outcast-0033
      @Outcast-0033 10 месяцев назад

      @@aggy5372 apparently you havent seen some of these library's then cause i have discovered that they are selectively excluding certain books.

  • @necasperaterent29386
    @necasperaterent29386 7 месяцев назад +352

    "The Hips on the Drag Queen Go Swish Swish Swish" is an actual book. This exists. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

    • @The.rs.show.youtube
      @The.rs.show.youtube 5 месяцев назад +69

      One of the Amazon reviews is about a father buying it for his kid and when the kid showed interest in the book they said that the kid being interested was proof that the kid was transgender and the kid found another transgender kid in school
      The kid was preschool age
      30 people said the review was helpful
      Im gonna be sick

    • @MelodyBrookstone
      @MelodyBrookstone 3 месяца назад +9

      NO FREAKING WAY

    • @ShaneMiller-if5gt
      @ShaneMiller-if5gt 3 месяца назад +10

      That sounds terrifying. I hope you aren't too traumatized by this revelation.

    • @chrisgrieve9533
      @chrisgrieve9533 3 месяца назад +21

      Don't let the freaks take over. Good always triumphs over evil.

    • @steve-zx5jb
      @steve-zx5jb 2 месяца назад +9

      I am waiting for Christ to return and hoping He asks me to help stomp out the evil.

  • @geobloxmodels1186
    @geobloxmodels1186 10 месяцев назад +697

    A few months ago, my nephew and his wife had a baby. Instead of buying them stuff they don't need, I made up a kind of time capsule box. I got a bunch of books that I thought would be good at different ages. So, each birthday the kid gets to open a new book or sometimes a set of books. It starts out with some Dr. Zeus, and later includes Aesop's fables, Narnia, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, Animal Farm, 1984, Art of War, The Prince, Lord of the Rings, Age of Reason, and other books that are worth reading. In the last packet, to be opened in 18 years, I included a short video of myself in which I explain why physical books are best because they can't be revised once printed. I encouraged the kid to read all kinds of things and to always be willing to learn. I doubt I will be around in 18 years, but I hope those books are and that my message makes it through.

    • @kingbonza
      @kingbonza 10 месяцев назад +6

      WHAT!! No Poor Mans James Bond.

    • @defaultytuser
      @defaultytuser 10 месяцев назад +39

      A lovely idea! Sadly, chances are a leftist relative will eventually find out and the time capsule "goes missing"...

    • @kristenmarie8655
      @kristenmarie8655 10 месяцев назад +38

      This is an awesome idea! Very sweet, sentimental and very thoughtful.

    • @heatherwood2449
      @heatherwood2449 10 месяцев назад +29

      What a beautiful, thoughtful thing for you to do.

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 10 месяцев назад +20

      The Gestapo will raid that home and burn those offensive books 😞 Huckleberry Finn is now Considered Racist and banned 🚫

  • @alliseuss1555
    @alliseuss1555 10 месяцев назад +1226

    The baby's appropriately timed look of distress at 3:02 was hilarious.

    • @John-uo1qf
      @John-uo1qf 10 месяцев назад +47

      And the smirk by the boy at 3:11 when mom asks if there is anything "good"?

    • @dive2drive314
      @dive2drive314 10 месяцев назад +45

      As if the baby was playing along with the skit... too cute

    • @ernestoherreralegorreta137
      @ernestoherreralegorreta137 10 месяцев назад +32

      I died laughing when I saw that too!

    • @minhchaubuingoc8384
      @minhchaubuingoc8384 10 месяцев назад +21

      The baby at 3:27 too

    • @smilemagickthundergrave
      @smilemagickthundergrave 10 месяцев назад +15

      Thank You, I too noticed the baby's reaction to the gender-crank librarian with distress - a truly amusing moment..

  • @lhollman284
    @lhollman284 7 месяцев назад +184

    Im a public school teacher in Brooklyn and man does this ring true. Thanks for this!

    • @waveslayer007
      @waveslayer007 7 месяцев назад

      no it dosnt

    • @coreysparks2311
      @coreysparks2311 7 месяцев назад

      ^ valedictorian class of 2024

    • @DaisySoCrazy6
      @DaisySoCrazy6 2 месяца назад +2

      I go to a VERY conservative public school and it is the best. We got teachers and counselors telling students “There are only two genders” 😄

    • @mazely
      @mazely Месяц назад

      Which ring? Homeschooling?

    • @Hybridknfgrowchannel
      @Hybridknfgrowchannel 10 дней назад

      Its spot on

  • @SJ-fj1cj
    @SJ-fj1cj 10 месяцев назад +904

    This is basically what happened to my family. We came back from living in Indonesia for 2 years to our cute little local library in Idaho. I was shocked and appalled to see on display in the picture book section a book about gay Santa and his husband, among many other books on oppression of blacks by whites and transgender kids. In the section designed for preschoolers!

    • @blabbergasted4380
      @blabbergasted4380 10 месяцев назад +47

      Ja Komrade! U r proof of the catastrophic speed all of our childhoods are being trashed.

    • @evangelicful
      @evangelicful 10 месяцев назад +56

      Opening doors that don't need to be opened

    • @Acousticlystrange
      @Acousticlystrange 10 месяцев назад +72

      Wow 1984 is really happening

    • @C.O._Jones
      @C.O._Jones 10 месяцев назад +56

      This happened in Idaho? We’re doomed.

    • @ChristianWagner888
      @ChristianWagner888 10 месяцев назад +47

      We call that "reverse culture shock", every time we go back to Germany for a furlough from our missionary work in the Philippines. Having our children schooled at Christian schools in the Philippines has been a great blessing.

  • @charlessutherland274
    @charlessutherland274 10 месяцев назад +648

    As a likely soon to be former librarian, this hits hard. I loathe and despise what has become of my profession.

    • @pattyo4703
      @pattyo4703 10 месяцев назад +39

      I feel your pain Charles. When you invest in a career that serves a useful purpose, but see that purpose being eroded, it is disheartening.
      I have wondered what type of people first decided that adult entertainers should come read stories to young children. Hopefully I don't get arrested for wondering.

    • @charlessutherland274
      @charlessutherland274 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@pattyo4703 Thanks, Patty. I really needed that.

    • @pattyo4703
      @pattyo4703 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@charlessutherland274 You are welcome.

    • @MH-lg1iu
      @MH-lg1iu 10 месяцев назад +4

      How do we turn this around?

    • @sheabutter94
      @sheabutter94 10 месяцев назад

      I feel ya, but there’s also part of me that if we allow the left to push us out of our careers, that’s letting them win. That said, I can relate to you because that’s how I feel in academia right now, so I wouldn’t blame you for finding a non-woke job, though those are getting fewer and farther apart as we cede more territory to these jerks.

  • @oberlinerin
    @oberlinerin 7 месяцев назад +174

    Homeschool mom here. This is spot on for my library if you take out the pole and add a mask on and plastic partition in front of the librarian.

  • @RebekahNicole
    @RebekahNicole 10 месяцев назад +1520

    As a homeschooler, I approve of this skit. 🤣

    • @Lawrence_Talbot
      @Lawrence_Talbot 10 месяцев назад +33

      Honestly the mom nailed it. Telling me to watch my mouth while dropping the F bomb in the process

    • @Dimesprodz
      @Dimesprodz 10 месяцев назад +13

      Same 😂 homeschool is awesome

    • @lisarodriguez2926
      @lisarodriguez2926 10 месяцев назад +10

      I hope you include Bravebooks in your homeschooling. In the meantime, I hope to see the communist controlled dept of education dismantled some day. The indoctrination has got to stop!
      Blessings to you and yours❤

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@lisarodriguez2926 Do you just casually throw the word communist around whenever you feel like it?

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Dimesprodz Only if you have adequate teachers. Not all parents are fit to homeschool their children.

  • @nathanembry9245
    @nathanembry9245 10 месяцев назад +622

    Homeschooling must have been awesome. No active shooter drills, standardized testing, sexual predatory teachers, decent lunch everyday, no bullying,etc.

    • @andybray9791
      @andybray9791 10 месяцев назад +34

      Homosexual agenda etc was a slip from morality. I wouldn’t teach about sexuality until people become teenagers

    • @chicbate
      @chicbate 10 месяцев назад +1

      no knowledge it's the best

    • @chicbate
      @chicbate 10 месяцев назад

      dude cancel the Prom then and cancel flower girls and ring bearers and cancel parents because we don't know what they're doing behind closed doors and ban beaches because ... people are there and that's gross to me. @@andybray9791

    • @andybray9791
      @andybray9791 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@chicbate ?

    • @chicbate
      @chicbate 10 месяцев назад

      it's kinda weird parents want to have so much control over a kid that's like a perfect isolation for like grooming and better yet, no one to answer to [bosses/govern/overseers] ask any homeschooled kid how great it was to learn dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark... they're gone go quite far in the real world@@andybray9791

  • @Blahbevava
    @Blahbevava 8 месяцев назад +102

    I work in the public school district in the town of a major University campus in Illinois. The reality of this is not too far off at all! I recall one day I went to help out one of the teachers. When I arrived I found her throwing away 4th grade history books into the trash. I could see that the books were still in good condition so I asked her what was wrong with the books. She said they were "outdated". I said "How so?" She said that history was more than just what a bunch stories of what old white men did! INSANE Doesn't even begin to describe these people!!

    • @waveslayer007
      @waveslayer007 4 месяца назад +1

      the state issues new history books, teachers cant just throw books away einstin

    • @Blahbevava
      @Blahbevava 4 месяца назад +7

      @@waveslayer007 And yet she was tossing them right into the trash!

    • @waveslayer007
      @waveslayer007 4 месяца назад

      @@Blahbevava yes old books that where no longer going to be used

    • @Blahbevava
      @Blahbevava 4 месяца назад

      @@waveslayer007 Many of them were still in like new condition. No reason to throw away perfectly good books that could have been utilized elsewhere if not there! You know book burning is something fascists do. So is history modification to fit a certain narrative and agenda. Got to love all the excuses for it you're trying to make. Teacher even stated her reason for throwing them away making a racist comment "A bunch of old dead white men"

    • @Blahbevava
      @Blahbevava 4 месяца назад +4

      @@waveslayer007 🙄 You just don't get it do you. This country is SO Wasteful today and no longer appreciates where anything came from. The WW2 generation understood. Consecutive generations just don't get it! But You will at some point! Very painfully. We all will!

  • @SethCorbinMusic
    @SethCorbinMusic 10 месяцев назад +747

    “Are they remembering the flood?”
    Amazing

    • @LetMeGetMyShoesOn
      @LetMeGetMyShoesOn 7 месяцев назад +36

      nope, they are just provoking the fire and brimstone which they will kindle like bundles of sticks

    • @undefined69695
      @undefined69695 7 месяцев назад +11

      All the religious crazies can easily be found in comments lmao

    • @clckc
      @clckc 7 месяцев назад

      @@undefined69695 and the woke crazies like you too

    • @SunshineSuperstar
      @SunshineSuperstar 7 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@undefined69695 Yeah, unlike those science crazies. There's none of them around!

    • @undefined69695
      @undefined69695 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@SunshineSuperstar you are comparing a vocation to religion, that’s quite odd. One has a set of cultural values and the other is a job… how can one be “science crazy”?

  • @Travis_Stewart5422
    @Travis_Stewart5422 10 месяцев назад +682

    As a homeschool dad I find this completely hilarious

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 10 месяцев назад +1

      Get out more

    • @richardmahn7589
      @richardmahn7589 10 месяцев назад +41

      @@gingy30 Um, ironically you are the ones that need to get out more. Just because we are homeschooled, doesn't mean we don't get out. In fact, more field trips are done by those of us who are homeschooled than those who are stuck in public schools. We also have a better understanding of humanity, sin, judgement, and the history of mankind and how sin is in all aspects of history and the human life.

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 10 месяцев назад

      @@richardmahn7589 Can't believe I received an "um actually" comment this soon 😳

    • @gingy30
      @gingy30 10 месяцев назад

      @@richardmahn7589 That last sentence doesn't help your cause. Makes you look like a self-righteous dipshit.

    • @Travis_Stewart5422
      @Travis_Stewart5422 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@richardmahn7589 don't worry about gingy, people who talk crap like that for no reason are just jealous. Your response was spot on

  • @offworlder1
    @offworlder1 9 месяцев назад +43

    This is why people with values are becoming more conservative and more right wing.

    • @whspore9534
      @whspore9534 8 дней назад +1

      Like what Elon Musk has explained about himself.

  • @stvbrsn
    @stvbrsn 10 месяцев назад +585

    You see, this is why BB always has the best take. They’re willing to poke fun at the homeschool family as well as the woke library.

    • @szymonbaranowski8184
      @szymonbaranowski8184 10 месяцев назад

      institutions are corrupted and incompetent
      while families are ignorant and equally incompetent
      parents should take parenting courses the same way institutions should be examined but nobody even thinks about doing so
      as if incompetence was granted normalcy to just accept blindly without any accountability
      just in case of parents there is a sense of common fate and direct result, what actually makes these people freak out about question if they doing it right when they actually think about it and often they "try too hard"...
      it's always a South park experience
      that's great side of it
      btw symbolism of the pole is something deserving a full scientific book hahaha
      you can predict pole dancer to have daddy issues in 90% of cases
      the homomarxism side incorporating it as own theme as well is very telling
      "she is dancing for me" "she is dancing around me" is also similar complex on male side of the phoenomenon of course

    • @equipeoutdoors
      @equipeoutdoors 10 месяцев назад +28

      I don’t see how it’s a poke at the home school type of families.

    • @toastedprocastinator
      @toastedprocastinator 10 месяцев назад +62

      ​@@equipeoutdoors
      they can't even use the simplest of words like GOSH of all things 😭☠ not even damn ☠

    • @ultraseggs
      @ultraseggs 10 месяцев назад +14

      "See? Everybody gets shit on this channel here."
      -A former RUclips icon

    • @Purple_Freedom_Ninja
      @Purple_Freedom_Ninja 10 месяцев назад +36

      I'm a homeshooler and I don't feel like this video makes fun of us at all lol. "Look at these silly homeschoolers and their totally reasonable morals!"

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 10 месяцев назад +466

    Home schoolers visit woke library? I have a feeling it's going to be a culture shock!!

    • @markmunroe-hz8rf
      @markmunroe-hz8rf 10 месяцев назад +38

      It'll more like a horror show.

    • @itstimefortim
      @itstimefortim 10 месяцев назад +18

      I mean I'm homeschooled but I don't think anything can shock me at this point

    • @jannerwingfeather
      @jannerwingfeather 10 месяцев назад +14

      More like uncultured shock

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 10 месяцев назад +8

      Sadly, that is one "library" that needs the "Alexandria" treatment. 😒

    • @isaacvanderbilt4505
      @isaacvanderbilt4505 10 месяцев назад +3

      Wait till they find out that 2 years olds can be Transgender as well as sexually active!
      *Mind Blown*

  • @Vil-Slav
    @Vil-Slav 9 месяцев назад +47

    1:55 I guess George Orwell wasn’t wrong about the future in a way

    • @user-tm5st6zt7g
      @user-tm5st6zt7g 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@A_Hylian_is_not_an_elf"The Ministry of Truth" is an obvious reference to "1984".

    • @Roroissearchin
      @Roroissearchin 17 дней назад

      Hhhh😂😂😂

  • @TheNewsInASL
    @TheNewsInASL 10 месяцев назад +344

    What are your "personal pronouns?"
    2:29 - "I, me, mine."
    That shouldn't be so hilarious, but considering how brainwashed the current generation of non-home-schooled children is, all I can say is, "🤣."
    I still miss when Babylon Bee did satire.

    • @rogerwilcojr
      @rogerwilcojr 10 месяцев назад +25

      Then, if you really want to break them, when they say they mean what pronouns do you want people to use when referring to you, say that those would be your pronouns that you use, not mine.

    • @mayamartin7359
      @mayamartin7359 10 месяцев назад +4

      I’m taking these ideas and using them at every possible opportunity. Thank goodness I’m a homeschool mom and entrepreneur myself, with enough control over my own daily life that I rarely have to deal with these crazies 😂 except, ironically enough, at homeschool events 😳

    • @TsukiNaito1
      @TsukiNaito1 10 месяцев назад +5

      I'm remembering that one. Gonna work on my confused face. "I, me, mine?"

    • @joseyoverbigz
      @joseyoverbigz 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yea satire instead of reality.......

    • @myowncomputerstuff
      @myowncomputerstuff 10 месяцев назад +2

      Remind me how I'd sometimes provide thou/thy/thine as my (second-person) pronouns. Please speak to me like it's the Middle Ages, or I don't wanna hear it.

  • @readingtoomuchfiction
    @readingtoomuchfiction 10 месяцев назад +308

    the "gosh darn it!" "woah! mom just SWORE!" had me WHEEZING

    • @rogerwilcojr
      @rogerwilcojr 10 месяцев назад +9

      My mom yelled at me for saying that when I was about 8, lol - memories.

    • @paulis7319
      @paulis7319 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@rogerwilcojr mine too, and for saying "heck" because it supposedly means "h-e-double hockey sticks." Now as an adult I've learned the joy of "professional fanity" and my mom always gets onto me for saying the f-word every other sentence. lol

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 10 месяцев назад +10

      Good mom, no swearing in front of kid

    • @lukebrennan5780
      @lukebrennan5780 10 месяцев назад +5

      I recall us (four kids) reeling in shock when our Mum in fury said "Damn!" - still remember it, 55 years later.

    • @ariannedechateaumichel7777
      @ariannedechateaumichel7777 10 месяцев назад +7

      I can't remember my dad ever swearing, let alone my mom. My boyfriend now thinks it's adorable that I say "bleep" instead of any of the "normal" cuss words, but I really just can't say them.

  • @isabelllash2512
    @isabelllash2512 8 месяцев назад +34

    This is scarily accurate. I used to be a teen volunteer at my local library a couple summers ago. I was in charge of assembling the monthly craft kits for June. The craft was an unpainted flag with a paper showing the numerous lgbt+ flags kids could decorate it with. These kits were meant for k-3rd graders!! I explained that I wasn't comfortable making these kits and the librarian (who was very kind about it, surprisingly) put me in charge or arranging a rainbow display for the teens section. I did do that because I like color coding and had a job to do.

    • @Rosecloudlyrics
      @Rosecloudlyrics 7 месяцев назад +1

      😮😮😮😮

    • @robinac6897
      @robinac6897 Месяц назад

      I hate that the rainbow has been hijacked by perverted misfits.

  • @markmunroe-hz8rf
    @markmunroe-hz8rf 10 месяцев назад +534

    Wow. A critique of the far left and what happens when we shelter children far too much.
    Funny yet all too sad at the same time.
    Another gold for Babylon Bee.

    • @goofyahhslimjackson1942
      @goofyahhslimjackson1942 10 месяцев назад +12

      Quite true lotof conservative satire doesn’t address their sides problems too

    • @markmunroe-hz8rf
      @markmunroe-hz8rf 10 месяцев назад

      @@goofyahhslimjackson1942 The Babylon Bee 🐝 is not afraid to satirize false conservatives also.

    • @SkollTheWerewolf
      @SkollTheWerewolf 10 месяцев назад +29

      @@goofyahhslimjackson1942 It seems this one did just fine at conveying both messages.

    • @goofyahhslimjackson1942
      @goofyahhslimjackson1942 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@SkollTheWerewolf A stellar job indubitably

    • @DonTruman
      @DonTruman 10 месяцев назад +71

      When young it's appropriate to shelter them. They need a Garden of Eden to grow in, and then as they get older, gradually learn how to contend with the ugly realities of the world.

  • @smittysmeee
    @smittysmeee 10 месяцев назад +122

    "Are they remembering the flood?"
    "Yeah. Something like that."
    Oh man, that is painfully true.

    • @rachdarastrix5251
      @rachdarastrix5251 10 месяцев назад +16

      Meanwhile, God regretting his promise that he won't do it again.

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 10 месяцев назад +2

      I have often thought of buying 'dove' stickers and putting them on some of those rainbows. "Peace, dude-of-many-gender-possibilites. Chill out."

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 10 месяцев назад

      The flood of evil

    • @martabachynsky8545
      @martabachynsky8545 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@rachdarastrix5251 He said he wouldn't destroy the world by _flood_ again. He said, the fire next time. 😬

    • @Zaloomination
      @Zaloomination 10 месяцев назад +15

      Makes me so mad that they literally wrap themselves and their pride in their sin around the symbol of God's mercy for sin. Actively spitting in His face.

  • @Skyebright1
    @Skyebright1 7 месяцев назад +45

    ‘ Give me a child till he is seven years old,’ said St Ignatius Loyola, ‘ and I will show you the man.’

  • @DannerBanks
    @DannerBanks 10 месяцев назад +181

    My mom was a librarian. She loved her job. The worst part was the other librarians who had crazy views. And the guys who came in to look at porn on the pubic computers.

    • @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0
      @JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 10 месяцев назад +2

      the drag queen story time person also used the computers for that at my local library.

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 10 месяцев назад

      @@JO3BID3N-is-a-P3D0 Next time it happens, take a video and upload for the whole world to see

    • @TheTruthAlwaysWins169
      @TheTruthAlwaysWins169 10 месяцев назад +23

      "pubic" computers!!! hahaha!

    • @azsunburns
      @azsunburns 10 месяцев назад

      Your pubic slip made my morning❤

    • @JadedJarvis
      @JadedJarvis 10 месяцев назад

      As a guy, I also go to the library to look at porn....................................................................................................................................................just kidding dont arrest me. I do it in the private space of my home.

  • @bobhaugland9822
    @bobhaugland9822 10 месяцев назад +213

    Even the baby was smarter than the librarian. (3:02)

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 10 месяцев назад +14

      I'd bet the family dog and cat are smarter. 😮

    • @klartext2225
      @klartext2225 10 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah, BIG laugh here! Protecting the ears just in time.

    • @occamsshavecream4541
      @occamsshavecream4541 10 месяцев назад +9

      That scene where the baby puts his hands over his ears is honest!

    • @Chinshellbuford
      @Chinshellbuford 10 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @doctorkiro
      @doctorkiro 10 месяцев назад

      To be fair, the librarian wasn't really that stupid. She was just following the institution. Even though it's a skit and stuff, I found quite intrigating that ahmm... they? said: "the library doesn't permit it." rather than a more personal kind of phrase.

  • @Fast_Eddy_Magic
    @Fast_Eddy_Magic 7 месяцев назад +26

    When they were talking to the librarian, the baby covered its ears! 😂

  • @homethatilove4595
    @homethatilove4595 10 месяцев назад +130

    I happened into my library recently and was 😧😕😒 unpleasantly surprised how Woke, masked up & UNcomfortable it was... Its been completely infiltrated!!

    • @LianaFoodie
      @LianaFoodie 10 месяцев назад +4

      what do you mean? woke means that you are aware of modern day issues and masked means taking precautions to not get sick-precautions that do not harm you-,

    • @SlippinnnJimmy
      @SlippinnnJimmy 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@LianaFoodieNot funny.

    • @homethatilove4595
      @homethatilove4595 10 месяцев назад

      @@LianaFoodie 🙄
      Please wear your KN95 very very tightly around your breathimg holes and stay safe & aware of possible marxism

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 10 месяцев назад +7

      Someone obviously took the Jab and is now Contaminated 😮😮😮

    • @tenjou0
      @tenjou0 10 месяцев назад

      @@LianaFoodie To the average person "woke" means that people think in terms of "oppressor" and "oppressed" (and the two roles are assigned to subsets of people and are unchangeable) and will be an absolute cunt to anyone who disagrees with them. Unless they're wearing a professionally fitted N95 mask, those precautions mean nothing and are more a sign that the person wearing it is A) A hypochondriac and B) Going to be an absolute jackass to everyone else.

  • @Walter-wo5sz
    @Walter-wo5sz 10 месяцев назад +41

    Sadly our downtown library is more of a homeless shelter than a woke library. Went to use the restroom and saw an old guy taking a bath in the sink. It's kind of the opposite of a safe place.

    • @all_things_beautiful6905
      @all_things_beautiful6905 10 месяцев назад +8

      This is completely accurate. I worked at a library for a few years and the computers were almost always filled with the homeless people. Or they came just to charge their phones. While most never caused problems, it did turn people off. We also dealt with drugs and alcohol. I had a man overdose in the bathroom, a woman shoot up in the bathroom in the children's department. As for the children's department, we mostly got kids with their support professionals that weren't kept under control. Most evenings it was chaos, so families didn't come because you couldn't enjoy it. Our homeschooling families used the library for what it was, but I was told that they're not coming like before now that our little library is going woke. It's a shame.

    • @daynekudija366
      @daynekudija366 2 месяца назад

      Diabetes is an actual thing that people are forced to use syringes for just saying

    • @3balam3
      @3balam3 Месяц назад +2

      this is the normal way that a library is used in San Francisco

  • @ML-pe7ed
    @ML-pe7ed 8 месяцев назад +97

    This is alarmingly accurate. We homeschool, have been for 20+ years. Our children are not quite this sheltered 😂 however, we no longer go to the library. I just buy every book used that they want to read so we can choose together not to read trash. God help us. And good job, BB!!

    • @bellakim9169
      @bellakim9169 8 месяцев назад

      !!!!!!!!!!!

    • @joedirt3563
      @joedirt3563 5 месяцев назад

      You sound like a rare gem of parents raising kids these days.

  • @Evelyn-zn6td
    @Evelyn-zn6td 10 месяцев назад +123

    Proud homeschool family with a home library of over 3000 books. Never have to worry about Library trash. 🎉

    • @zonzillamagnus5902
      @zonzillamagnus5902 7 месяцев назад +5

      You have 3000 books?

    • @johnmichaels4330
      @johnmichaels4330 7 месяцев назад

      What a strange flex.

    • @zonzillamagnus5902
      @zonzillamagnus5902 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@johnmichaels4330 how so?

    • @johnmichaels4330
      @johnmichaels4330 7 месяцев назад

      @zonzillamagnus5902 3000 books so she doesn't have to worry about seeing something she considers trash. Several leftists brag about the same thing. That's a strange flex. Stranger that I had to explain it to an adult who likely graduated high school at least.

    • @johnmichaels4330
      @johnmichaels4330 7 месяцев назад

      @@zonzillamagnus5902 see above censored reply

  • @ericsfishingadventures4433
    @ericsfishingadventures4433 10 месяцев назад +354

    It's insane what they expose kids to today. Nice cameo by jp! 😂

    • @heypistolero
      @heypistolero 10 месяцев назад +8

      The most un FBI looking FBI agent ever

    • @sIXXIsDesigns
      @sIXXIsDesigns 10 месяцев назад

      its Pure Evil what they are 'trying' to indoctrinate our kids with... nothing but Pure Evil.

    • @Ebh55.
      @Ebh55. 10 месяцев назад +1

      Who?

    • @raspberryflash583
      @raspberryflash583 10 месяцев назад

      He’s another satire guy who is starting to lean towards Christianity @@Ebh55.

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 10 месяцев назад

      @Ebh55 AwakenwithJP

  • @isturbo1984
    @isturbo1984 7 месяцев назад +45

    This pretty much happened to me, no exaggeration. I used to go to my public library until the pandemic (lockdowns). Pretty much transitioned to online reading with kindle. Then one day in a late Spring afternoon, after all the lockdowns were lifted, I decided I really missed the physical experience of the actual book, and went to my local library. They were closed. I said to myself, "What the hell is Juneteenth?" Came back the next day, and it looked like a rainbow bomb exploded inside.

    • @geojjjackson3535
      @geojjjackson3535 7 месяцев назад +1

      You are clueless. Public libraries exist to support ALL in the community. I live in a liberal area and never seen the library collection dramatically outside the interest of the patrons.m

    • @isturbo1984
      @isturbo1984 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@geojjjackson3535 what do you mean i'm clueless? i can tell you the branch and locations. KCLS (King County Library System) in the Seattle Area. I went there myself. nothing i said was false at all. you are clueless, bot.

    • @ivandragokrizanac9429
      @ivandragokrizanac9429 7 месяцев назад +5

      what IS Juneteenth? i genuinely have no idea

    • @isturbo1984
      @isturbo1984 7 месяцев назад

      @@ivandragokrizanac9429 i think its the day blacks got to be us citizens. and they pretend amarica didnt really begin without them or something. even though there were free black men before that. not sure. they like to pretend its the true independence day.

    • @geojjjackson3535
      @geojjjackson3535 7 месяцев назад +1

      Juneteenth & gay pride are one month per yr and the library may promote books related to that. And? You make it sound like they had displayed explicit porn all over the walls.
      That radical conservative group Moms for Library went to a local police station in Florida trying to get a public librarian fired b/c there was a young adult fantasy novel on the shelves. It was a fantasy book with goblins and mystics. And they considered this X rated!
      This is the kind of radical right hysteria that is getting people riled up over nothing. Two Texas state reps demanded to audit a school and public library for what they thought were indecent materials. 2 books were considered questionable & moved to the adult section.
      Again, books that celebrate Juneteenth & lgbt history are not inappropriate and serve a portion of the community just like books that celebrate Asian history & culture.

  • @sussudioharvey9458
    @sussudioharvey9458 10 месяцев назад +68

    Sad to say in My library system this isn’t even satire. I go online to reread Classics like Gone with the Wind and they are literally nonexistent in their system. But instead they Headline all sorts of books on gender identity on their Home Page?🤦‍♀️

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 10 месяцев назад +10

      I've bern ordering the literary classics from Amazon. Probably no longer on the shelves of the local library. I mourn the old ways. 😢

    • @HoneyBadgerF98
      @HoneyBadgerF98 10 месяцев назад +5

      Call the library or go in person to request an interlibrary loan of any physical title you want to read! If you request a book like this, the interlibrary loan system will try to get the book for you. Requesting books like this can also prompt your library system to buy the title for their collection!

    • @jenw8323
      @jenw8323 10 месяцев назад +6

      Same! We homeschool and use the library a ton. We have up to 100 books out at a time. But I had to get Charlotte’s Web through Inter-library loan! I could not believe it! I regularly order books through ILL for homeschool because they don’t have a lot of the good ones. And I made the mistake of taking the kids to the library during June once. I could not believe the crap on display in the childrens room. I took pictures to show my husband because I wanted proof that I wasn’t overreacting. But yet, not one single Johnny the Walrus book. 😂 actually, it might not have been published at the time. But They are into that whole “We carry banned books” trope (I.e inappropriate crap for kids in the name of free speech), and their YA section says “adults not allowed” or something like that. And we live in a small, conservative midwestern town!! So far, no drag queen story hour yet, thank God!

    • @tenjou0
      @tenjou0 10 месяцев назад

      @@lancerevell5979 Thriftbooks is also a good place to go if you're looking for earlier editions.

  • @stealthsamurai8980
    @stealthsamurai8980 10 месяцев назад +303

    Jp is the icing on the gender fluid cake!!

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 10 месяцев назад +12

      Family Guy had an episode once....
      Peter is headed to the restroom.
      A guy asks, "Gender Fluid?"
      Peter says, "Yes, there will be a lot of that!" 😂

    • @sIXXIsDesigns
      @sIXXIsDesigns 10 месяцев назад +6

      although i think JP stands for the 'right things'.... him showing his bulge in nearly every video is VERY disturbing... so much so i had to UnFollow him... he is clearly doing that intentionally... which in itself is wrong.

    • @ImperfectCitizen
      @ImperfectCitizen 10 месяцев назад

      @@sIXXIsDesigns JP is cringe, sus, and likely a larper.

    • @Zaloomination
      @Zaloomination 10 месяцев назад

      ​​@@ImperfectCitizensus? Suspect?...for what? Being an insincere drifter?

    • @terfalicious
      @terfalicious 10 месяцев назад

      @@sIXXIsDesigns ...and yet, here you are....

  • @Annakaydyct
    @Annakaydyct 9 месяцев назад +148

    My son loves Dr Seuss, that's his birthday theme this year. Cancel me

    • @browniewolf6833
      @browniewolf6833 7 месяцев назад +3

      What I don’t understand in this video is that they use the fact that Dr. Seuss is a racist as a joke when he is very much racist??

    • @luizasantos4181
      @luizasantos4181 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@browniewolf6833 ele é racista? Porquê?

    • @Lavenderrose73
      @Lavenderrose73 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@browniewolf6833 How was he a racist?

    • @bldontmatter5319
      @bldontmatter5319 6 месяцев назад

      Stop. ​@@browniewolf6833

    • @ibvghgfvbnbc
      @ibvghgfvbnbc 6 месяцев назад

      TBF Dr Seuss is an adulterer and neglectful husband

  • @cherylsosciacassidy6701
    @cherylsosciacassidy6701 10 месяцев назад +156

    As a homeschool mom......I totally approve of your digs at homeschoolers. Yes, we are a little odd. No, I don't want my children to fit in. I use the library by ordering books online for pick up. When I was a kid my mom turned me loose to browse the stacks and max out my library card. I wish my kids could have the same experience but...we live in Oregon so, no.

    • @rickyspanish9071
      @rickyspanish9071 10 месяцев назад +7

      God bless you and your family!

    • @MrDeano-eu9rg
      @MrDeano-eu9rg 9 месяцев назад +2

      Why don't u want them to fit in? I'm not in favour mediocrity or baseless conforming but your wording is confusing

    • @corybrown8196
      @corybrown8196 9 месяцев назад +13

      because the whole point of home schooling her children is she understands how crazy the society around her has gotten (especially oregon)
      if her kids 'fit in', then that means they would be crazy like the librarian in the skit

    • @amandakuykendall2911
      @amandakuykendall2911 8 месяцев назад

      Cant let the kids go to children's section alone here in smallsville SC either!!!!

    • @MV-wb2cz
      @MV-wb2cz 7 месяцев назад

      @@amandakuykendall2911 Where is Clark Kent when you need him in Smallville?

  • @Fahrenheit451.
    @Fahrenheit451. 10 месяцев назад +68

    Cutest thing is the little baby. Definitely the star of the show ☺️

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 10 месяцев назад

      Realistically, aliens would probably laugh more at conservatives beliefs in anti-science, pseudoscience, made-up stuff, made-up hierachies, "Take from the Poor and give to the Richhhh"" and much more; let alone videos like 'The GOP-led House is embarassing' by SMN

    • @SchweinrichOG
      @SchweinrichOG 7 месяцев назад +7

      Did you notice when he was covering his ears? Great acting!

  • @hollyharpe180
    @hollyharpe180 8 месяцев назад +24

    Our local library has turned into a weird, uncomfortable space for me. They proudly display all the children & young adult lgbtq material on the top of the book shelves. My kids are teenagers now and they no longer care about the library. I use to take them to all the library events like their summer programs. Thank goodness they are old enough to know better.

  • @ExTrumpet
    @ExTrumpet 10 месяцев назад +50

    "Idiocracy" was meant to be a comedy spoof. Turns out, it was a prophetic documentary.

    • @mgratk
      @mgratk 10 месяцев назад +3

      Started as a comedy, became a documentary, and now its actually propaganda, since it shows a world far more sane and wonderful than actually exists right now.

    • @navret1707
      @navret1707 10 месяцев назад +7

      As was 1984 without the comedy spoof.

    • @animebrat76
      @animebrat76 10 месяцев назад

      Damn 😂 I’m now gonna cry in the corner.

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 10 месяцев назад +2

      It was 100% meant to be a satire of the present world and the path we are on. So I have no idea why anyone is shocked that the world is starting to resemble that world. Like what do people think, they were just like "okay let's imagine this totally unrelated world that has nothing to do with present society, and make people do really silly things that they would never do in real life and never will do"? What would be the point in that? The entire point of satire is to emphasize what really does exist by showing a humorously exaggerated version of it, exactly like drawing a caricature of a person. It's pointless if you just draw an imaginary person with some silly features, the humor derives from it being a representation of a real person. So Idiocracy was a caricature of the present world, with the underlying message that "if we stay on this path, this is what the world will actually look like eventually". So no, that shouldn't surprise you. If there is anything to comment on, it's that the writers called it so well. And in ten years you will look back on 2023 as the good old days before it really got bad.

  • @gyllenspetzfamily7993
    @gyllenspetzfamily7993 10 месяцев назад +108

    I work at a library. This is what they push. Get to know the staff that work with the under 18s. I would say 60% are predators.

    • @SN00PICUS
      @SN00PICUS 10 месяцев назад +14

      Yeah, I sorta assumed the predators part when they had the S*x Ed posters "What do you like, and how do you know?" Friggin insanity

    • @gyllenspetzfamily7993
      @gyllenspetzfamily7993 10 месяцев назад

      @@SN00PICUS I am a Christian and it's like working in N@z! Germany. The some of those that aren't predators allow them to creep, but you'd be disgusted by how many YA librarians mostly women are grooming the kids. More a few have been arrested.

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 10 месяцев назад +1

      Predators need to have the Tables turned on them. Phedofilia will be mainstream just like it is now in Hollywood. Real MEN need to stand together and Rid these Vile Monsters from Society. Stop going to local Libraries, just Stop 🛑 Let the trash collect dust. These Freak Shows need audiences to survive, just Boycott everything. These freaks are desperate for attention . We're actually living in the Twilight Zone 😞

    • @mayamartin7359
      @mayamartin7359 10 месяцев назад +4

      I am a mother deadset on protecting against this and I’m taking you seriously. Please elaborate??

    • @lizs8853
      @lizs8853 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@mayamartin7359seriously don't let your kids be alone in the library.

  • @jaminschmitt
    @jaminschmitt 3 месяца назад +8

    When some Dr. Seuss books were banned at the library at the school I worked at threw them away unceremoniously into the trash bins. The librarians didn’t have a second thought about it.

  • @lancerevell5979
    @lancerevell5979 10 месяцев назад +168

    I remember wistfully my high school years in the early 1970s. I was a library rat, devouring books. I'd have several checked out at any one time. I even did two semesters of a credit class called "Library Aid". I loved it.
    So sad to see how things are going nowadays. I was an IT guy in the Florida Dept. Of Education for 24 years. We saw things get progressively worse. A lot of my FlDOE coworkers homeschooled their kids, one parent staying home to teach them. I feel so sorry for today's kids, having the "Rainbow Agenda" shoved down their throats. It's no wonder our children are among the worst educated in the world. Too much indoctrination and propaganda, not enough of the basic "Three Rs".
    In HS, I also had a deep love for history. Now that is being cancelled or rewritten in some bastardized liberal form. 😢

    • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
      @JohnSmith-sb2fp 10 месяцев назад +9

      In the 80s , my mom would drop me and my sister off to watch kids movies from the 1960s &70s. It was awesome. 2 movies back to back and snacks every tuesday and thursday. It's how i found out who don knots was.

    • @belle6219
      @belle6219 10 месяцев назад +10

      I was the same! In the early 70's, my high school library was filled top to bottom with great literature so old that most of them had been rebound. I remember constantly carrying a stack of books to and from that library, working my way through entire genres. Such treasures! I got quite the education through all that reading. Gone now. The contents of those books represented Western Culture and Civilization. That's what they have been systematically eradicating. Young people are so incredibly ignorant of what they've lost. Smartphone dumb.

    • @blabbergasted4380
      @blabbergasted4380 10 месяцев назад +2

      Lots of avid readers back when. Nice story.

    • @michaelmaxim7207
      @michaelmaxim7207 10 месяцев назад +3

      Goes along with destroying the middle class.

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal 10 месяцев назад

      and it was all done by design @@belle6219

  • @geyck
    @geyck 10 месяцев назад +73

    Shoutout to that baby! What a trooper

  • @margaretpickholtz8772
    @margaretpickholtz8772 9 месяцев назад +38

    Homeschoolers always ask the most direct questions, love em

  • @trillium7582
    @trillium7582 10 месяцев назад +159

    Oh man. I just took my toddler to the library for the first time. I'd only ever been to my town library's grown-up section. The children's area had an actual green-haired angry librarian, a display of books about how various disabilities were actually superior, and a new-books section where a third of the books were about how if you like to sometimes wear a cape but sometimes you like to wear a dress, guess what, you ain't a girl! It was depressing to the extreeeeeeme.

    • @Bob-gn8ph
      @Bob-gn8ph 10 месяцев назад +3

      Luke 21,36 KJV ❤

    • @tenjou0
      @tenjou0 10 месяцев назад +2

      I feel lucky that my passing looks at the children's section in my local library doesn't really have that. They do carry the woke books, but they're put in the adult sections. My local library still has all the stuff I read as a kid,

    • @bellakim9169
      @bellakim9169 8 месяцев назад

      !!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sgsrider00
      @sgsrider00 22 дня назад

      And in things that never happened

  • @Christian56-u5m
    @Christian56-u5m 10 месяцев назад +15

    I am glad that my librarian was an old kind hearted grandma that would help us any time. I am glad that I had a good childhood.

  • @Wetdoor
    @Wetdoor 10 месяцев назад +19

    “A boy or a girl”
    “A librarian” 😂 the best way to avoid drama

    • @mailill
      @mailill 7 месяцев назад +1

      As a (former) librarian I found that hilarious.

  • @CarolineMosesComedy
    @CarolineMosesComedy 10 месяцев назад +119

    I've been homeschooled my whole life and the Bee was one of my first exposures to woke culture at the ripe age of 13. 😂

    • @cripto136
      @cripto136 9 месяцев назад

      Lucky! Poor kids nowadays

  • @davidrobertsemail
    @davidrobertsemail 8 месяцев назад +24

    Every public library is woke.
    It’s impossible to check out classic books but there’s always 10 available copies of the latest nonsense.
    I live in Texas and ours are just as bad as California.

  • @JohnSmith-sb2fp
    @JohnSmith-sb2fp 10 месяцев назад +9

    In the 80s , my mom would drop me and my sister off to watch kids movies from the 1960s &70s. It was awesome. 2 movies back to back and snacks every tuesday and thursday. It's how i found out who don knots was. Things have changed. It was covered pro- cop posters" take a bite out of crime" , pro park stuff, " only you could prevent forrest fires" , and anti-drug stuff" just say no to drugs".

  • @FrankBrocato
    @FrankBrocato 10 месяцев назад +36

    I am so happy all of my children are adults now otherwise I would be arrested for assaulting a THING with blue hair.

  • @tb6303
    @tb6303 8 месяцев назад +9

    I love how the mom holds out the baby's hands for the handcuffs at the end. 🤣

  • @minhchaubuingoc8384
    @minhchaubuingoc8384 10 месяцев назад +118

    The baby's expression when the librarian is blabbing on is priceless 😂😂

    • @KB-si5fx
      @KB-si5fx 7 месяцев назад

      *cute lil eeeee*
      *covers ears*

  • @BnORailFan
    @BnORailFan 10 месяцев назад +86

    I didn't realize that certain libraries are now Halloween horror places. That place really creeped me out.

    • @sIXXIsDesigns
      @sIXXIsDesigns 10 месяцев назад

      although clearly exaggerated a bit.. the tranny-hour sessions are a real thing.

    • @SN00PICUS
      @SN00PICUS 10 месяцев назад +3

      Second most likely place for a child to be assaulted in a public school...

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 10 месяцев назад

      This is what the Left has Created. They honor Phedofiles and provide them with safe harbor. The Left destroys everything they touch, the day of Reckoning is very close. This Country won't survive on its current trajectory, it's been on Hyperdrive since Biden was placed in office by Claus Schwab and George Soros. It's been three years of absolute Lunacy, we won't survive another Three years. 😮 This is Self Destruction perpetrated by Politicians who have sold their Souls to the WEF.

  • @pyro5159
    @pyro5159 8 месяцев назад +7

    In an age where Berserk is more kid friendly than what’s available for them. That’s just sad

  • @stephenorourke7005
    @stephenorourke7005 10 месяцев назад +33

    By far their best one was the kid who wanted a tattoo, I've recommended it to about every family member who has kids!! The Bee and J.P. both are fantastic satirists!!

  • @saintamerican6105
    @saintamerican6105 10 месяцев назад +29

    as a black conservative i appreciate this video for showcasing the DOWNFALL OF AMERICA ❤️

  • @CesarJuniorFierro
    @CesarJuniorFierro 3 месяца назад +7

    0:58
    "It doesn't seem to have a structural purpose"😂😂

  • @tedskullhammer
    @tedskullhammer 10 месяцев назад +21

    Yeah, that's damn near what walking into a library in Cambridge, Massachusetts is like.

  • @guriausa
    @guriausa 10 месяцев назад +38

    This was basically our experience recently. I am so disappointed we can't just browse the shelves anymore. Too many pitfalls.

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 10 месяцев назад

      Most libraries for rid of most of their books within the last 20 years anyway. Library science ideas taught in colleges. 🙄

    • @bellakim9169
      @bellakim9169 8 месяцев назад

      !!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zflipside
    @zflipside 7 месяцев назад +10

    When i was a homeschooled kid... I always wanted my country to have lots of public libraries. Books were expensive. As part of a homeschool community we depended on the other homeschooling parents to lend their books. We would photocopy them or we had to save up for a while to buy them... I was so jealous... But After seeing America now... 😅 I'm not so jealous. 😅

  • @georgecooper4502
    @georgecooper4502 10 месяцев назад +27

    God bless JP

  • @chainsawsubtlety9828
    @chainsawsubtlety9828 10 месяцев назад +82

    No one looks less like an FBI agent than JP.

    • @jennifermcneil8349
      @jennifermcneil8349 10 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @Walter-wo5sz
      @Walter-wo5sz 10 месяцев назад +7

      JP looks too intelligent.

    • @ElizabethJones-pv3sj
      @ElizabethJones-pv3sj 10 месяцев назад +2

      That's why he makes such a great undercover agent. He just had to fill in for a uniform colleauge today.

    • @smilemagickthundergrave
      @smilemagickthundergrave 10 месяцев назад +4

      What a fun channel crossover to have (cross-dressing, trans-political) JP Sears on the Bee. 😊

  • @MeThinkThereforeMeIs
    @MeThinkThereforeMeIs 5 месяцев назад +8

    1:50 the ministry of truth
    The world is literally becoming 1984💀

  • @smashley4661
    @smashley4661 10 месяцев назад +11

    I grew up in a Baptist home and school. I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter but it wasn’t because of the witch craft and wizardry. It was because the main characters lied and got away with it. I wasn’t allowed to watch Courage the Cowardly Dog because it was scary. I wasn’t allowed to watch Dragon Ball Z not because it was violent, it was because in the words of my dad, “It’s just a bunch of guys fighting.” The funny thing is I was allowed to watch Avatar the Last Air Bender!

    • @themoroccanball
      @themoroccanball 7 месяцев назад +2

      Bro, you got to watch ATLA? You’re a cultured person

    • @smashley4661
      @smashley4661 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@themoroccanball thank you

    • @themoroccanball
      @themoroccanball 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@smashley4661 I’m just saying, ATLA was the best show I ever watched and I think that’s the case for you too (unless you watched a better show?). ATLA influenced me a lot and left a huge impact on me. To this day I still binge watch it and binge read the comics.

    • @smashley4661
      @smashley4661 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@themoroccanball ATLA is the greatest show I’ve ever watched. Gravity Falls is the second greatest show I’ve ever watched

  • @Laurtew
    @Laurtew 10 месяцев назад +45

    I am a retired librarian because our library system went this direction.

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 10 месяцев назад +4

      💔 thanks for your service. The ladies in my family have been librarians for generations.

  • @drahcirnevarc9152
    @drahcirnevarc9152 8 месяцев назад +14

    The actress playing the librarian with all that they/them ghastliness is absolutely brilliant.

  • @calebleach7988
    @calebleach7988 10 месяцев назад +84

    this feels like a spiritual successor to "woke family visits a Christian college" and I'm all here for it.

  • @Kurgan0822
    @Kurgan0822 10 месяцев назад +39

    The librarian with the flannel shirt with the tie is just way too realistic 😂

  • @nooneofconsequence1586
    @nooneofconsequence1586 10 дней назад +1

    Ministry of Truth indeed! The 1984 nightmare is happening already.

  • @Yoofaloof
    @Yoofaloof 10 месяцев назад +35

    The babies facial expression at 3:03 has been mine this last few years...

  • @onliwankannoli
    @onliwankannoli 10 месяцев назад +8

    You know it’s hit the fan when Mom says “gosh darn it!”

  • @rob4eva
    @rob4eva 7 месяцев назад +26

    It's mental that this is what's happening.

    • @BABS_SEED
      @BABS_SEED 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's really not

    • @sgsrider00
      @sgsrider00 22 дня назад

      It isn’t 😂🤦‍♂️

  • @veganconservative1109
    @veganconservative1109 10 месяцев назад +14

    I used to LIVE (practically) in my public library. Books were amazing passports to knowledge, adventure, and humor. Sanity savers bound in paper.
    Haven't been in since got high speed internet.
    Kind of afraid to go into one now. 😳

    • @nikkisalazar6726
      @nikkisalazar6726 10 месяцев назад +4

      Gutenberg project has books to download for free. Many of which will never be printed again. I don't prefer to read digital copies, but I have been saving some treasures to flash drives.

    • @JP2GiannaT
      @JP2GiannaT 10 месяцев назад +1

      Go in. Fight for what's still good.

  • @kim.ra_bell
    @kim.ra_bell 10 месяцев назад +7

    Fun fact: I work part time as a public reference librarian and all the other time I'm homeschooling my kids. The struggle is real.

  • @michelem7986
    @michelem7986 10 месяцев назад +71

    I don't like how the homeschool mom was portrayed, but good satire on the issues of the day. Thank you 🐝

    • @wifegrant
      @wifegrant 10 месяцев назад +23

      Eh, I remember the over religious, "Harry Potter is from the Devil!" homeschool moms. When I grew up, everything was from the devil. lol

    • @saraz9017
      @saraz9017 10 месяцев назад +5

      @NaNoRarhexactly though

    • @rhshrimpton
      @rhshrimpton 10 месяцев назад +15

      If you can't laugh at yourself, you shouldn't be laughing at others.

    • @jennifermcneil8349
      @jennifermcneil8349 10 месяцев назад

      The Bee hates believers

    • @spindoctor6385
      @spindoctor6385 10 месяцев назад +12

      I think it was excellent, just because one "side" is full of woke idiots does not make everyone on the other flawless. The character obviously loves her children but is a touch of a crackpot aswell.
      It beats a straw man Vs perfect hero with a flame thrower.

  • @bettyroa6903
    @bettyroa6903 10 месяцев назад +38

    As a homeschool mom, I approve. 😂

  • @dryayman1884
    @dryayman1884 7 месяцев назад +2

    I remember my dad took me into a book store when I was like 6 or 7 or something and went straight up the librarian and said "Mornin, you got a boys section?" and she told us exactly where it was. I took my 7 and 8 year old cousins to go get a couple books almost a year ago and asked the same thing and the librarian said "we don't have gendered sections anymore, we have a childrens section so we don't discriminate against those who are not boys or girls." Later I told my cousins that she was out of her mind and not to listen to her because there are only 2 genders and you don't get to choose them.

  • @david8905
    @david8905 10 месяцев назад +87

    My nephew and niece call our local library "the book museum".
    They don't go there to read books, but rather to spend time playing computer games with all the other kids there.
    The library has become more and more a community day-care center where the librarians try their best to manage the little monsters with toys, snacks, and games.

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 10 месяцев назад +11

      Amen. All the libraries have had to promote entertainment events instead of reading. 🙄 Or local one does an annual comic con, and a star wars con. ... Any nerd fest activity they can ... just to stay open and used so they don't lose funding. 💔 My grandma was a librarian. She's probably rolling over on her grave.

    • @easymoney7007
      @easymoney7007 9 месяцев назад +3

      Libraries should never lose funding. If this country can send/waste $Billions of taxpayer $ to other countries than we can keep all libraries open always.

    • @jrclem79
      @jrclem79 8 месяцев назад +2

      I rode my bike to the library as a kid. Never go anymore. Saw parents drive up and drop their kids off then the kids run around yelling like their at a gym. Also scary homeless people camped out at tables. Not a good place to be anymore. So sad.

    • @Shrouded_reaper
      @Shrouded_reaper 7 месяцев назад

      When I visited my friend in Boulder, Colorado we walked past the library and I went to check it out. It was not as bad as this video but uncomfortably close. Oh and there was a 20+ strong homeless encampment under the raised section of the library where they would chop up and disaassemble stolen bikes for parts out in full display.

    • @geojjjackson3535
      @geojjjackson3535 7 месяцев назад

      Instead, they look at porn on your laptop. They love your S&M water sports vids

  • @Imissnormal
    @Imissnormal 10 месяцев назад +11

    As a homeschool mom, ,this is a concern. I live in a rural county and some of the librarians are still pretty sketchy.

  • @btturney
    @btturney 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Woke" people arent the ones seeking to ban books, obviously. Liberalism seeks to maximize personal liberty, thus the desire to let people live how they want, read what they want, and do what they want as long as it doesnt impede on other's freedoms.

  • @FLEXjs
    @FLEXjs 10 месяцев назад +49

    90% hilarious but 10% horrifyingly accurate.

    • @sIXXIsDesigns
      @sIXXIsDesigns 10 месяцев назад +1

      imagine what this shit will do to our kids in 10.... 20 years.... personally the thought is disturbing.

    • @erikfm77
      @erikfm77 10 месяцев назад +1

      @SIXXIsDesigns forget Halloween stuff. This is what scares us.

    • @sIXXIsDesigns
      @sIXXIsDesigns 10 месяцев назад

      @@erikfm77 no doubt these sickos know all too well this shit is not normal.

    • @freedomridermorty4459
      @freedomridermorty4459 10 месяцев назад

      The Future is Doomed. Our own Government has perpetrated this onto our children. Take your kids out of the school system. Go to a Trade School and stay away from any College's. College's today are Communist States.😮

    • @Johnsmith-hp6tw
      @Johnsmith-hp6tw 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@sIXXIsDesignshumanity will go extinct as everyone will have their genitals removed.

  • @casusolivas
    @casusolivas 10 месяцев назад +14

    Both being against harry potter was hilarious...

  • @geoffsutton78
    @geoffsutton78 8 месяцев назад +9

    I love that JP and the Bee are working together now. Great humor (and truth) just got better!

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 10 месяцев назад +9

    That baby is too cute! "Normal kid book!!!"

  • @Sionnach1601
    @Sionnach1601 10 месяцев назад +17

    It would be absolutely hysterical if it wasn't so serious and the situation so dire.
    God help us all.... 😞🙏

  • @kamiken10able
    @kamiken10able 7 месяцев назад +9

    My son asked me the other day when we were at the library if the librarian was a boy or girl (mustache, dyed long hair, skirt, basically what this video showed), I said the exact same thing. “that’s a librarian”. My son side eyed they/them/her/him/mermaid so hard when we left lol.

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 2 месяца назад +1

      I would have said "just some crazy person".

    • @bowlinerailfan
      @bowlinerailfan 2 месяца назад +1

      Having liked mermaids since I was a kid, that's the first time I've known that word to be used as a pronoun. But given all the misused pronouns and made up ones, it shouldn't surprise me if I ever hear "mermaid" used as a pronoun again.

    • @zombifiedpariah7392
      @zombifiedpariah7392 2 месяца назад

      @@bowlinerailfan mermaid/mermaidself 😂
      I like mermaids too btw

    • @bowlinerailfan
      @bowlinerailfan 2 месяца назад

      @@zombifiedpariah7392 And now it seems like interesting timing for our comments. My nieces went to the beach this weekend and a friend of my sister gave them a mermaid tail to share. I just got the pictures of them. They weren't allowed in the ocean with it as they haven't had much swimming lessons yet, but they still had fun with it. If I wasn't several states away, I could've joined them with my merman tail and we could've had a great photo op.

  • @segevstormlord3713
    @segevstormlord3713 10 месяцев назад +56

    Holding up the baby's wrists at the end made me literally laugh out loud. Well played.

  • @Always_Thinking
    @Always_Thinking 10 месяцев назад +5

    Going to the library every week was one of my great joys as a kid! This is so sad!

  • @_expired_milk9312
    @_expired_milk9312 10 месяцев назад +11

    0:19 that genuinely freaked me out

  • @TalkingTreesHere
    @TalkingTreesHere 10 месяцев назад +32

    As a homeschooling mama, this is pretty much my reality when going to local libraries haha

  • @chrishoff402
    @chrishoff402 10 месяцев назад +7

    I fondly remember as a young child in the 1960s attending my small town locale library after being told my family was of Nordic ancestry. In the library doorway on my way to read about Norse Mythology I would pass the adult section book rack. The one that openly displayed 'None Dare Call It Treason" by John Stormer and "Wheels of Terror" by Sven Hassel along with his other literary works. Of course, back then I only needed my parents permission to borrow the adult content. My small town library was deeply influential in shaping my character.

    • @waynelacosse5241
      @waynelacosse5241 10 месяцев назад

      Did you ever read any of the Freddy the Pig kid books? The premise of the series was sort of like Orwell's "Animal Farm" classic except even very much more opposed to communism and all the animals were pals with the farmer. Except the rats, they were viliains

  • @infidel42
    @infidel42 10 месяцев назад +5

    Can't be a librarian. Anyone who's listened to Welcome to Night Vale knows that librarians have sharp claws and thousands of spiny legs. Although this "librarian" is certainly scary too.

    • @jman5949
      @jman5949 10 месяцев назад +2

      Anyone who's familiar with the classics is aware that sometimes a librarian can be an orangutan. Just don't call him anything other than The Librarian..

  • @roccodirico9737
    @roccodirico9737 10 месяцев назад +10

    A great Chinese philosopher once said:
    "Just because you're unattractive and have no friends doesn't mean you are another gender."
    ---- Wing Phat, 12th.Century

  • @WhoIsJaiK
    @WhoIsJaiK 7 месяцев назад +2

    Such a coincidence!!!! I’m standing in my library for the first time in a loooooong time to print out something (I used to come here ALL the time as a hang out spot as a teen. I’m now 23). Luckily, it’s not really “woke”. The only think they changed about this place is the kids side has more kid friendly things (small tables, coloring books, events for kids, etc.), other side is for young adults which is more organized and they have a stand that’s titled “Books by authors born this month” and with a lot of interesting books. I’m also glad the library ladies recognizes me😊💕