Wait..if oil is what they release when they get excited.....does that mean the fabricator general is in his room pounding the toaster just to provide the Martian populace with oil margaritas? Idk if I should feel bad or impressed tbh.
Well, the admechs are known to replace their blood with some mysterious, black, oil-like substance that somehow works better than real blood. Not completely outside the realm of possibility that might apply to other bodily fluids.
From the thumbnail and my lack of WH40K knowledge i thought this would be someone's pet kitten walking all over their miniatures as they were being set up for a battle. On a side note this was very good.
@@NeSeeger you can still get into TTS! It's well worth a watch even without knowledge beforehand. Though a lot of the lore mentioned in it is not canon. Which doesn't affect you since you do not want to get into 40K. Trust me. The thermic reactor is just the beginning.
@@SympatheticStrawmanVA My cousin likes him... if he used more shovels we'd love him. The inqiusitors nice, pychers alright and the captain is... interesting have a copy of his book... it's nice and ACTUALLY has some good tips and information
@@KingLich451 load bolter with malicious intent "set away from the toaster fuckers or get a express appointment with the emperor, note it will not be a physical appointment"
So who else started this video expecting them to encounter an actual kitten but was equally satisfied by the result? On an unrelated note, who else needs about 5-10 minutes of privacy?
@@StudMuffin750 "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device" is the title of the series this is from considered to be *The* fan-series of warhammer 40k by many, though Astartes is another held in high regard while a lot of the jokes and references will fly over your head without the knowledge, it's still a decent entry point for getting into the 41st millennium
This is from the greatest Warhammer 40K fan animated creation called "What If The Emperor had Text-To-Speech Device". And it is a bit of a comedy and some lore dumps that are easy to understand. On top of have some some great meme moments. Plus, Kitten is the best and should be officially canon. He is a real badass. Though he doesn't flaunt or walks around "half" naked.
This is from _"If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device",_ a parody of the Warhammer 40 Thousand (W40K) game universe. The Custodes - the Emperor's palace guard - led by their Captain-General (nicknamed "Kitten"; don't ask) have gone on a mission to confront the Fabricator-General of Mars in the hope of retrieving a piece of technology to aid the Emperor. The Fabricator-General is the leader of the Mechanicum; a faction devoted to the manufacture and maintenance of technology to a zealous, religious degree. Despite the Emperor being the absolute ruler of the Imperium of Man, the Mechanicum of Mars was granted a degree of autonomy in exchange for them producing all the weapons and war machines for the Emperor. Thus the stand-off as the Martians consider themselves not entirely beholden to the Emperor. The Martians, despite heavy techno-augmentation of their bodies, are still technically human. The Custodes are also human; albeit hand-crafted by the Emperor as genetically engineered super-humans. Santodes is a super-human Custodes who - felled in previous battle - has had the shattered remnants of his body interred in a mechanical construct known as a Dreadnought. As the Martian Mechanicum revere all things technological, they are easily seduced by Santodes' extraordinarily rare and advanced battle frame reserved only for the Custodes (there's like only two in existence).
I would help in explaining this, but my great great grandfather died in the attempt. So. It is forbidden. Kitten has done so much shit. You just look at Warhammer 40K and point at every other Battle the Emperor was there and just go: Yep!That is a part of his name. Soon followed by winning, most likely every other Blood Games and those achievements added to his name. Kitten is a badass and a lot more capable. On top of beating Tzeentch......uh...as to how. I won't spoil it, but that is added to his name. Kitten's name would take generations to go through.
Not a game, it's from teh youtube series "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" by Bruva Alfabusa. The series is currently on indefinite hiatus due to Games Workshop, the company who owns Warhammer, being assholes.
I love how whenever Kittens full name is mentioned its either "Screw that" or "Is your name really that long?"
He's the Captain General of the Custodians, his actual name would be the length of a novel and yes he knows the whole thing.
@@jessenielsen7218 The one time he was told to recite it he was told to stop after a couple of hours.
@@jessenielsen7218 *Flashbacks of the Monty Python skit*
every event he participates in, adds to his official name. Every. Single. Battle. To his name.
So.. Kitten is like this? K.I.T.T.E.N.
"You. Do. Realize. That. Access. Denied" has to be one of the most iconic quotes to come out of TTS.
Second only to "OHHHHH Marsy boys."
(To me)
@@Archibaldh1pp0 YES?
"Brother Santodes, convince them." Had like the exact same energy as "Alucard, go for a walk."
Agreeed LOL
Yes.
Holy hell i didn't realize that because i saw those in that order but they totally do!
Lmao, also “Asmodai, make them repent”
Santodes and Alucard share a voice actor, so there's a good chance it was deliberate.
"If reason cannot be applied, Unreasonable means shall be taken."
-Sun tzu, Art of war~
~ 39 999 AD
In other words: "I Reject Your Reality and Substitute My Own." ~Savage (Millennium 02)
@@mouseblackcat5263 hey! Adam Savage!!!
@@kuyagab4444 Yusness. 👍
Was that before or after he beat up two of every animal on the boat he won with his fight money?
Wait..if oil is what they release when they get excited.....does that mean the fabricator general is in his room pounding the toaster just to provide the Martian populace with oil margaritas? Idk if I should feel bad or impressed tbh.
Coom
@@Neo2266. holy sheit, I get it, I see it now. Alfa was a comedic genius. The Admech really are just TechnoCoomers
Well, the admechs are known to replace their blood with some mysterious, black, oil-like substance that somehow works better than real blood. Not completely outside the realm of possibility that might apply to other bodily fluids.
@@Athetos_Admech The things you people do for the Ohmnissiah....
oh... oh no..
I love how Santodes uses fucking charisma to get his way.
Well, when you max out your charisma, it'd be a shame not to abuse the hell out of it
Charisma and Luck, breaking RPGs and society alike.
@@nobodyfromnowwhere7510 I just love turning a fucking titain against the poor fucking bandit with my charisma
Let’s all give thanks to the Omnissiah for allowing this most holy of scenes to appear in our recommended videos. HAIL THE Omnissiah!!
ALL HAIL THE OMNISSIAH!!!
YOUR EMPERROR IS WEAK. HAIL THE SILENT KING
From the thumbnail and my lack of WH40K knowledge i thought this would be someone's pet kitten walking all over their miniatures as they were being set up for a battle. On a side note this was very good.
Watch the full series, it’s amazingly made and full of fun sized lore.
Just look for what If the emperor had a texto to speach, its a great series and one of the reasons i got into 40k
Wait tell he realizes that GW killed the series
@@warcat7156 I know they killed the series. How GW treats the fan creators is one of the reasons i've not got into WH40K
@@NeSeeger you can still get into TTS! It's well worth a watch even without knowledge beforehand. Though a lot of the lore mentioned in it is not canon. Which doesn't affect you since you do not want to get into 40K.
Trust me. The thermic reactor is just the beginning.
Wait, wait, waitwaitwait.
Are they using voice synthesizers from a *SPEAK AND SPELL?!*
a text to speech device, but essentially, yes
it's about as complex as they can make without an stc. That or they found an stc for a speak and spell.
It's called 'Archeotech' and it's very holy!
Basically
Your ability to aquire that knowledge... *ACCESS DENIED!"
1:28 This Is True.
Ok Rogal
He is not rogal dorn. He is Xardas80.
@@halostormx7827 This is True.
@@juliusweinhold4135 Ok Rogal
@@llamazilla8712 He is not Rogal Dorn, he is Julius Weinhold.
"Meat. Detected."
This is what I say whenever somebody enters my room.
Brother Santodes Armstronging his way in
When the Warforged bard crits a diplomacy check.
Knowing that these guys and Pi Braine exist in the same universe is oddly perplexing.
welcome to 40k
Pi Braine would probably just do the same thing except with a lot more screaming and rambling
@@alexanderthegreat6682 by far my favorite Warhams character
@@SympatheticStrawmanVA My cousin likes him... if he used more shovels we'd love him. The inqiusitors nice, pychers alright and the captain is... interesting have a copy of his book... it's nice and ACTUALLY has some good tips and information
i see that the algorithm has *ACCESS GRANTED*
this is the best depiction of skitarii
"Beep" 😂😂
The muffled “Awaken my Masters” in the background is…nice.
I love the depth of the 40k lore! This is Earth shakingly awesome
Seduce the Skitarii. Never thought i'd see the day
you cut out some of the best parts! I WANNA HEAR MY OILY BOIS GETTN AS EXCITED AS I AM!
2:34
Anyone else's notice the "oil" stain on the skitarii?
Thanks i hate it.
The skitarii are leaking, there components are subpar
I love the pillarmen theme in the background. You know when
As far as I remember, the Fabricator-General wasn't actually serving oil margaritas despite everyone in the series saying that's what he was up to.
Still among my top 3 tts scenes
I only just realized that Santodes is apparently rubbing the haft of his lance against his... chassis while seducing the Skitarii.
Lost it at Sexy Bloated Containergh🤣
Same here 🤣🤣🤣
I feel sullied and unusual seeing that. But that is okay.
Merry Slaaneshmas
Skitarii are giving me half life 1 soldier vibes.
Beeeep
So this is the might Kitten? I heard so many good things about him.
Mmmmm MAAAAAAaarsy boys
BIONIC BABIES...
HUUUUUUUUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIEEEES
@@KingLich451 never use that Inflexion to The word daddy again.
@@KingLich451 OGRYNS?!
@@KingLich451 load bolter with malicious intent "set away from the toaster fuckers or get a express appointment with the emperor, note it will not be a physical appointment"
the only thing I took away from this video was “sexy bloated containerggh”
What did I just randomly stumble into...
I too say the seductive 'beep' to my partner.
i have no idea who any of these people(?) are, but this is an S-tier video. time to learn Warhammmer!
Well that wen't slaaneshy quickly.
We really need to hurry on finding a way to heal and wake up the emperor.
So who else started this video expecting them to encounter an actual kitten but was equally satisfied by the result?
On an unrelated note, who else needs about 5-10 minutes of privacy?
I don't know where this is from or what this is so yes very much so yea
@@StudMuffin750 "If the Emperor had a text-to-speech device" is the title of the series this is from
considered to be *The* fan-series of warhammer 40k by many, though Astartes is another held in high regard
while a lot of the jokes and references will fly over your head without the knowledge, it's still a decent entry point for getting into the 41st millennium
2:24 - I WANT YO ENTER YOUR TEMPLE
0:29 😂😂
You can feel the sass of the machine spirit speaking directly through them.
I take it this was just recommended to people
I like how the skitari talks
They later say "ACCESS OVERRIDDEN" when some other people barge in and just knock them down instead.
What in the name of the God Emperor's golden spatula did I just witness?!
And thats the tale of the one time a skitarii climaxed…
This is from episode 28, I think.
That was strangely genius...
I'm about to question my sanity, if there's even some of that left.
Brother Santones is the pure definition of the term "peak sigma male performance"
My favourite scene in entire TTS!
I literally know nothing about Warhammer and that was still pretty funny. lol
Your fate is access denied.
Yo momma is so fat she got access deneied by a skitari
1:31 This is correct.
...See, this pretty much how my conversation with my college account when I try ro access it. XD
I'm stealing this.....hey bro wanna play some Halo infinite campaign? 343 employees: access D D DD DENIED.
I am Tau, why am i here...
*ACCESS DENIED*
"You do realise Access Denied"
Damm that's neat he convinced robots by using the the sex drive.
Sorry, i meant "material for research purpose".
Yess
*B e e p .*
I have no idea on what i just watched
*seductive beeping*
A clip of this just got the “for kids” stamp by the algorithm…
Beep
Beep~
When a toaster won't due...
BEEP!!!
Skitarrii skRrRrRttt
M A R S Y
B O I S
MARSY-BOYS!
Sexy Bloated Container is definitely going to be a thing
access denyed!
How is no one commenting about santodes saying “ skitari I want to enter your temple”
You do realise that *Access denied*
M A R S Y B O Y S
(exhilaration unbound)
So gross, but:
Custodes: Behold my Dark Age Tech! Unf!
Adept: 🥒💦
The nozzle
1:52 Wait I know this theme AWAKEN MY MASTERS
You mean AWAKEN MY QIUVERING ABBS
What the hell did I just watch... I don't think I've ever been more confused on youtube and that's *saying something*.
Heresy of the best kind :)
This is from the greatest Warhammer 40K fan animated creation called "What If The Emperor had Text-To-Speech Device". And it is a bit of a comedy and some lore dumps that are easy to understand. On top of have some some great meme moments.
Plus, Kitten is the best and should be officially canon. He is a real badass. Though he doesn't flaunt or walks around "half" naked.
Beep.
I don't know what this is, but I wanna know now.
*MARSY BOIIIS*
Why didn't he just offer them toasters?
BeEeEeep..
santodes ftw
Oh man xD
Can someone explain who these people are. And with what Little I know about about 40k I thought they didn't allow anything but humans
This is from _"If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device",_ a parody of the Warhammer 40 Thousand (W40K) game universe.
The Custodes - the Emperor's palace guard - led by their Captain-General (nicknamed "Kitten"; don't ask) have gone on a mission to confront the Fabricator-General of Mars in the hope of retrieving a piece of technology to aid the Emperor.
The Fabricator-General is the leader of the Mechanicum; a faction devoted to the manufacture and maintenance of technology to a zealous, religious degree. Despite the Emperor being the absolute ruler of the Imperium of Man, the Mechanicum of Mars was granted a degree of autonomy in exchange for them producing all the weapons and war machines for the Emperor. Thus the stand-off as the Martians consider themselves not entirely beholden to the Emperor.
The Martians, despite heavy techno-augmentation of their bodies, are still technically human. The Custodes are also human; albeit hand-crafted by the Emperor as genetically engineered super-humans. Santodes is a super-human Custodes who - felled in previous battle - has had the shattered remnants of his body interred in a mechanical construct known as a Dreadnought.
As the Martian Mechanicum revere all things technological, they are easily seduced by Santodes' extraordinarily rare and advanced battle frame reserved only for the Custodes (there's like only two in existence).
What's this from? Looking at their other videos this is clearly not from this RUclipsr.
Bruva Alfabusa. If the Emperor had a text to speech device
@@falscher2 which has, sadly been canceled, due through Game Workshops recent policies...alfabusa though has begun on a new series, recently
Coom
BEEP
... WHAT THE FUCK???
My question, what IS kittens full name
There's a character limit on comments, so ... just take a stack of dictionaries and try to get the words in the right order
I would help in explaining this, but my great great grandfather died in the attempt. So. It is forbidden. Kitten has done so much shit. You just look at Warhammer 40K and point at every other Battle the Emperor was there and just go: Yep!That is a part of his name. Soon followed by winning, most likely every other Blood Games and those achievements added to his name. Kitten is a badass and a lot more capable. On top of beating Tzeentch......uh...as to how. I won't spoil it, but that is added to his name.
Kitten's name would take generations to go through.
It's been little while, but the Custodes' names take up a bunch of scrolls.
SCREW THAT!
wtf
😂
me?
What game is this from? Interesting indeed!
Not a game, it's from teh youtube series "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" by Bruva Alfabusa. The series is currently on indefinite hiatus due to Games Workshop, the company who owns Warhammer, being assholes.
Yeah. You get a like just from how immensely disturbing this was. You brought the internet a new level of shame. Bravo.
You. Do. Realize. Deez. Nuts.
British
WTF did I watch