The Creation of the SKITARII | Warhammer 40k Lore

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @janiknific8385
    @janiknific8385 6 месяцев назад +320

    When a tech-priest from mars and a toaster love each other very much...

    • @Dinnye01
      @Dinnye01 6 месяцев назад +4

      And you have 69 likes at this point.

    • @richardvaldes3959
      @richardvaldes3959 6 месяцев назад +1

      WHERE ARE THE TOASTERS

    • @hungreebear
      @hungreebear 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂 that got me thinkin the toaster from Red Dwarf. cause that toaster did not get love there 😅😁

    • @Jacobyoung-du2vi
      @Jacobyoung-du2vi 6 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂 very much

    • @Thogrin1988
      @Thogrin1988 6 месяцев назад +1

      After he put his data into her hardware a new programm is created

  • @JollyJohn117
    @JollyJohn117 6 месяцев назад +154

    YES! Loving the level of quality and amount of content you are producing lately. I don't play Warhammer but I love the lore and the way you make these videos as if they were a sermon being delivered to a crew of freshly augmented Marines by one of their battle-brothers just really satisfies on a level like no other. I'm always happy to see one of your sermons in my vox feed.

    • @AnthonyAfrikaans
      @AnthonyAfrikaans 6 месяцев назад +3

      Bot propaganda.

    • @JollyJohn117
      @JollyJohn117 6 месяцев назад +4

      That’s not very democratic of you to say. Thought crimes kill ya know

    • @sambandah6170
      @sambandah6170 6 месяцев назад +3

      Love the comment but I think Space Marines don’t actually follow the ‘the Imperial creed’ or religion of the Imperium- I believe it was established while this channel was still called ‘Attenborough Lore ‘ these sermons are for us, specially selected but regular civilians in the Imperium, given a glimpse of the terrifying reality that we live in. I miss the old threats at the end of sermons to those who would share the secrets we are being given! 😅

    • @kbo8029
      @kbo8029 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@sambandah6170to be fair, it depends on the chapter. Some do worship the imperial creed.
      But yeah even in this video he says "baseline human like you and I"

    • @kbo8029
      @kbo8029 6 месяцев назад

      You should check out some of the novels. Hellsreach is particularly well written and one of the favorites since you're already familiar with the lore.
      I stopped playing and keeping up with the new versions (the first box I bought recently was released in it's beakie helmeted glory as some kind of historical/reto collectors edition) but still love me the lore and novels.

  • @Tampenismall
    @Tampenismall 6 месяцев назад +26

    Nercons: that’s cute
    Tech priest: at least we still have our soul
    Nercons: uggggh

    • @PuReWiReZ
      @PuReWiReZ 5 месяцев назад

      Skitari are just culturally appropriating the necron lifestyle.

  • @morepoppunkthanpizza
    @morepoppunkthanpizza 6 месяцев назад +26

    The more i learn about Warhammer Lore, the more I need to know. Adeptus mechanicus are defs one of my favourite factions in the 40K Universe.

    • @solomondunkley1018
      @solomondunkley1018 6 месяцев назад +1

      Can relate

    • @Scholarslore
      @Scholarslore  6 месяцев назад +5

      Honestly me too. The ad-mech, and the necrons are probably my two favourite factions in 40k. Sometimes the Tyranids venture into the realm of my interests, but primarily I really enjoy the more technological focused of groups.

    • @morepoppunkthanpizza
      @morepoppunkthanpizza 6 месяцев назад

      @@Scholarslore yeah I am also more tech faction inclined. The necrons are another of my top factions.

  • @Hsereal
    @Hsereal 6 месяцев назад +49

    "There is no strength in flesh, only in steel.
    There is no skill in steel, only in flesh.
    There is no constancy in flesh, only in steel.
    There is no vibrancy in steel, only in flesh.
    There is no certainty in flesh but death.
    There is no certainty in steel but stagnation.
    There is no salvation but in Synthesis."
    -Unattributed fragment found among the ruins of the lost colony of Litara 0100. Inquisitorial investigation ongoing.

    • @Scholarslore
      @Scholarslore  6 месяцев назад +10

      Hmmm we'll certainly need the inquisition to have a thorough look into this so called "fragment", sounds a bit too much like heresy to me

  • @robertfreeman6082
    @robertfreeman6082 6 месяцев назад +73

    The Tech Priests and the Skitarii seem to be just one step away of becoming Necron machine warriors

    • @robcanisto8635
      @robcanisto8635 6 месяцев назад +3

      neat, huh?

    • @Mars2519
      @Mars2519 6 месяцев назад +2

      hmm odd but u kinda right... Did you just sad sth. about a Void Dragon? What's that?

    • @Ahriman_362
      @Ahriman_362 6 месяцев назад +1

      I've read that the admech actually admires the necrons because they are what they want to be

    • @alexNicoleWa
      @alexNicoleWa 6 месяцев назад +2

      Silent king should switch places with cawl. Win win.

    • @alexNicoleWa
      @alexNicoleWa 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@Ahriman_362and yet many necrons wish to return to flesh. We need some administratum law-servitors to write up some deal.

  • @JoshuaEFinley
    @JoshuaEFinley 6 месяцев назад +6

    There are also tech preists and various planetary house nobles that choose to become skitari and get to keep their personality while keeping an emotion shut off switch for combat only.
    It is an honour to devote yourself to such unity with the machine.

  • @Stormseer88
    @Stormseer88 6 месяцев назад +26

    What about their legs?
    They don´t need those!
    -Anonymous Tech-priest

    • @freelancerthe2561
      @freelancerthe2561 6 месяцев назад +10

      Request: Transport for Skitarii Legions.
      Request Denied
      Logic: Rad-sands cause irreparable
      damage to lower limbs.
      Request Denied
      Logic: Skitarii mobility will increase.
      Request Denied
      Logic: Skitarii units will reach
      front lines at full strength.
      Request Denied
      Logic: Immediate cessation of
      requests upon delivery.
      ....
      Request Granted

  • @EstradusTheDragon
    @EstradusTheDragon 6 месяцев назад +5

    I feel it should be noted - at 43:05 "Half of the forge worlds betrayed the leadership of the red planet" - Holy Mars itself turned against Terra. The fabricator general of Mars was the most vocal about the stringent requirements of what they were not allowed to research; and during the horus heresy Mars fell in its enterity to the traitors - with those that would become the Adeptus Mechanicus were among the loyalist refugees who fled Mars during the conflict.

  • @wigliff
    @wigliff 6 месяцев назад +22

    skitarri accidentally shedding radiation onto the battlefield. eh?? Ahem, ahem . . . . radium rifles . . . Ahem, Ahem

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 2 месяца назад +1

      Good news: they are exceptionally effective against Tyranid.
      Bad news: any guardsman serving alongside Skitarri vanguard will share their expiration dates, which are much shorter than normal humans lifespan even by 40k standard.

  • @Jimmy-p9n
    @Jimmy-p9n 6 месяцев назад +13

    Interesting that one of the skitari in the early pictures had a cog like emblem on his helmet that looked almost looked a roman centurian helmet. Instead of sideway feathers are sideway cog

    • @Ethazoid19
      @Ethazoid19 6 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah the models for the skitarii alphas, or the sergeants, have a cog crest, two options, either front to back, or left to right 😁

    • @Jimmy-p9n
      @Jimmy-p9n 6 месяцев назад

      @@Ethazoid19 interesting, cheers

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 6 месяцев назад +12

    43:25 wow those Dark Mechanicum turn humans into helpless sentient skulls forced to do their master’s biding? Thank the Emperor we don’t have to deal with that.

  • @mythiclords3175
    @mythiclords3175 6 месяцев назад +7

    There is no strength in flesh, only weakness! Praise be to the Omnissiah and for his gift of comprehension. Glory to the motive force that drives us all. May you all pass the crux mechanicus swiftly.

  • @j_squiggle22
    @j_squiggle22 6 месяцев назад +11

    Seriously it’s time for someone to make you a writer with a movie company and make your sermons into a series… 10/10❤

    • @Thabooka
      @Thabooka 6 месяцев назад +1

      what the AI voice generator?

    • @Scholarslore
      @Scholarslore  6 месяцев назад

      Thank you, that's very kind of you to say. It would be very fun to work with some other people on a project, maybe in the future!

  • @leegibson5469
    @leegibson5469 6 месяцев назад +25

    Aren’t the Skitarii kicking everyone’s ass on the table top now adays?

    • @DeadPigeonAtticus
      @DeadPigeonAtticus 6 месяцев назад +6

      You’re so right, good sir - with wise approach to army building and strategems and even average rolls, skitarii fuck everything that moves on the table, and what is not moving - they move it and fuck it anyways 😅
      Mechanicus are of my favs armies to play with - others are Grey Knights and Deathwatch (more from a lore perspective, but still fun)

    • @justarandomtechpriest1578
      @justarandomtechpriest1578 6 месяцев назад +3

      kinda? its mostly because spamming skitarii is like, the only remotely viable strategy that wont cost you a kidney

    • @AliceBowie
      @AliceBowie 5 месяцев назад +2

      I've sort of been waiting for Dark Mechanicum rules, so I can kitbash an army of Hereteks, but GW doesn't make rules for anything that doesn't have models. There's a few Dark Mechanicum characters with models, and it would make sense to release models to go with Vastorr, they don't have much, but I think it would be fun to add chaos spikes and bits to Mechanicus models.

  • @nedelchoivanov2817
    @nedelchoivanov2817 6 месяцев назад +7

    Glad to see this channel is still booming, great content, amazing lore breakdown and the AI Narrator still hits the spot.

  • @dimanosov5393
    @dimanosov5393 6 месяцев назад +12

    I love the idea that the cybernetics from a dead skitarii are handed down to the next one. It's a lot like how Franciscan monks cloaks are taken from a deceased monk and given to a new one to be their clothing for the rest of their life.

    • @Scholarslore
      @Scholarslore  6 месяцев назад +3

      Same here, it's one of my favourite parts of mechanicus lore. I like the idea of servitor or skitarii augments being seen as more valuable than the lives of who they are attached to, it just fits the grimdark aesthetic so well. I didn't know that part about the monks, very interesting!

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 6 месяцев назад +3

      I hope they clean the parts, even if it’s purely for practical reasons

  • @erasmusluares6097
    @erasmusluares6097 6 месяцев назад +5

    Meanwhile the Necron trying to go back to flesh.

  • @jamesolson5133
    @jamesolson5133 6 месяцев назад +4

    I would like to state for posterity that skitarii is plural. I believe skitarius is the singular.
    Love the video

    • @Scholarslore
      @Scholarslore  6 месяцев назад

      Ooo you may very well be correct, apologies for the grammatical error!

  • @MyschaCannon
    @MyschaCannon 6 месяцев назад +8

    In the grim dar¡kness of the dark future, there is only utterly...

  • @PeetsfleetBMWYoungtimer
    @PeetsfleetBMWYoungtimer 6 месяцев назад +17

    "precise aim" - Yes, on a D6 4+.... :D

    • @legitplayin6977
      @legitplayin6977 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nobody cares about tabletop

    • @coldgarden_
      @coldgarden_ 6 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@legitplayin6977There are plenty of us that do care. Everything is owed to the tabletop.

    • @rictusmetallicus
      @rictusmetallicus 6 месяцев назад +4

      The game rules often have nothing to do with the lore. Otherwise, all wars in the galaxy would be long over.

    • @MrTerryToughNutts
      @MrTerryToughNutts 6 месяцев назад

      @@coldgarden_wow almost 10,000 players world wide …. You guys are really everywhere. And mostly 40 year old fat dudes who still live at home with mum… I don’t know if I should be ashamed , or just feel embarrassed for the TableTop players

    • @Humuhumunukunukuapaa
      @Humuhumunukunukuapaa 6 месяцев назад +6

      The lore exist to sell the miniatures

  • @alexstan414
    @alexstan414 6 месяцев назад +18

    Professor, it's very warm here, and the Geiger Counter broke...

    • @Scholarslore
      @Scholarslore  6 месяцев назад +3

      My Geiger counter only reads 3.5 Rontgen, not bad for a sermon.

    • @alexstan414
      @alexstan414 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Scholarslore Ah! Not great, not terrible. I'll get back to my notes.

  • @MrMacavity
    @MrMacavity 6 месяцев назад +10

    Nice work as always 👍

  • @free_at_last8141
    @free_at_last8141 6 месяцев назад +6

    I really enjoy this aspect of the Lore of this Universe. An intentionally technologically hindered species which worships technology. Very fun, please keep up the great work!

  • @GhoulishAdventure
    @GhoulishAdventure 5 месяцев назад +3

    Imperial iterator wishes he was on your level 💯

  • @Forgotten_bubs
    @Forgotten_bubs 6 месяцев назад

    I’m feeling really in the dumps and I love chill videos like this. It helps to lift the soul, Praise the Omissiah

  • @philistineswine
    @philistineswine 5 месяцев назад +1

    Playing as the Mechanicus in Gladius rn, appreciate the immersion

  • @HappyMealPlusTax
    @HappyMealPlusTax 6 месяцев назад +5

    really happy with this operation you have going. you’re uploading often and the quality in the AI voice is excellent, the writing is too. hope you’re happy with how this channel has grown!

    • @Scholarslore
      @Scholarslore  6 месяцев назад +2

      I am indeed, thank you!
      I personally think that AI generated content can really detract from the overall quality of things, so when I do the voice for this stuff, I always try to make it as indistinguishable from a real person as I possibly can. But I'm happy to look at how everything has come along, and how people seem to be enjoying things!

    • @cchadwick7529
      @cchadwick7529 6 месяцев назад

      @@Scholarslorewhat software do you use for narration it’s really impressive

    • @HappyMealPlusTax
      @HappyMealPlusTax 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Scholarslore I agree with the AI content thing, which is what makes your content so impressive. I've seen plenty of other channels, even other AI-voiced channels discussing 40k lore, and none of their voices hold a candle to yours. Great job

  • @tar-mairo
    @tar-mairo 6 месяцев назад

    New subscriber, but a longtime lurker! Best sermon/video so far, I fondly remember the old voice but it seems this one fits so much better - especially with this content! And Skitarii truly have a special place in the crude organ that pumps my blood, ever since playing _Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus_ ages ago. Looking forward to the next sermon!

  • @yourbuddyunit
    @yourbuddyunit 6 месяцев назад +1

    I literally LOVE this channel!
    It's up there with oculus, luetin, vox in the void, ab prince and baldermort.
    Another blessed sermon from The High Lords of RUclips.

    • @maxstr
      @maxstr 6 месяцев назад

      The difference is all those channels you listed are real people, not text to speech.

    • @crimesguy
      @crimesguy 6 месяцев назад

      @@maxstrIt’s hilarious to see a Luddite lash out at a nice compliment. Seek help

    • @maxstr
      @maxstr 6 месяцев назад

      @@crimesguy Because I have a problem with these new lore channels that don't disclose they use AI voice and writing. This channel has nothing on those others he listed

    • @crimesguy
      @crimesguy 6 месяцев назад

      @@maxstr So we’re ignoring the anti-AI comments on a video about technology and life in a fictional universe over 38,000 years in the future, no problem. We’ll also ignore your repeated comments on this same subject on this channel (which we can all see on the mobile app).
      For the sake of argument, do you know of how this channel’s content is created yourself to make claims beyond the voice? How much is the work of others versus the work of the author alone, or AI? Your main claim is this channel doesn’t hold a candle to non-AI channels, with no compelling argument why or evidence of a majority AI ownership/usage. You also assume AI = no work or originality involved, but I’ve played with Stable Diffusion just trying to make realistic beaches and it does take significant effort to do well. Longer subscribers to this channel also know that the voice needed to be modified several times until it got to where it was. That doesn’t even address the scripting and imagery, which are very likely (majority) not AI based on the language used and art being traced easily to the respective authors.
      Again, you are a Luddite, commenting on a video about fictional future technology that too much technology is being used in their production. My main question to you is this: what are you gaining from your comments? Attention? A release of emotions? Because the content surely isn’t changing based on your responses.

    • @crimesguy
      @crimesguy 6 месяцев назад

      Also, why is a disclosure of AI so important to you? It seems as if it’s a reason not to watch the content, yet you repeatedly do. Sorry it’s just too much of a low hanging fruit to ignore that you keep coming here to comment anyways!

  • @SmokeySeas
    @SmokeySeas 5 месяцев назад

    Dude I love your work. It scratches the itch I felt that Luetin09 nor Baldermort were able to scratch for my 40k obsession 😂. Def subscribing

  • @benrayner9813
    @benrayner9813 5 месяцев назад

    The level of detail is awesome💯 in this! I was expecting the video to end after the cohorts part 😂

  • @InfamousUber
    @InfamousUber 6 месяцев назад +6

    I just finished playing Mechanicus so this is perfect timing.

  • @Paid2Win
    @Paid2Win 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wild to think with their new organs, they're potentially healthier than they were as peasants on Mars.
    Whatever is left of them, of course.

  • @The-Apothekari
    @The-Apothekari 4 месяца назад

    your mechanicus videos get me in the mindset to make my own admech force for tabletop, so fun~ ❤

  • @Adam.godson
    @Adam.godson 6 месяцев назад +10

    Oh awesome. I love mechanicus and didn't think this was something I wanted to know until I read it ❤

    • @Adam.godson
      @Adam.godson 6 месяцев назад

      I just watched it, absolutely love the voice! I haven't had the time to watch any since the first few after the original voice. I'm not sure if this is the only voice, but I think you've done an outstanding job with it

  • @peterga3658
    @peterga3658 6 месяцев назад +15

    ok 51 min . saved for my playlists love long format videos use them to listen and enjoyu ,,sleep,work,,training gym,gaming, those lore videos are part of my daily life for the past 4 years i think +-

    • @Ontheregz
      @Ontheregz 6 месяцев назад +1

      Awesome roadtrip vids for me, help the miles fly by.

    • @EDDJOECORR
      @EDDJOECORR 6 месяцев назад +2

      I use them to sleep. 😅

  • @coldgarden_
    @coldgarden_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wonderful content! Subscribed!

  • @AsmodeusMictian
    @AsmodeusMictian 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you for your wisdom. I am enlightened.

  • @Jordan_C_Wilde
    @Jordan_C_Wilde 6 месяцев назад

    20:35 "The tird route to bolster the ranks of the Skitarii is rather inhumane"
    Damn son, what the hell where those other two then?!

  • @Tyranzor64
    @Tyranzor64 6 месяцев назад +17

    By the time I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me..

    • @SpriteAndSmite
      @SpriteAndSmite 6 месяцев назад +6

      I craved the strength and certainty of steel

    • @jaymeVos
      @jaymeVos 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nice.
      If you don't want it, I'll eat it?

  • @MagicMonkeyMelodies
    @MagicMonkeyMelodies 6 месяцев назад +1

    Have you ever thought about also posting your content on Spotify as a podcast? I personally would love to

  • @oriusnex
    @oriusnex 6 месяцев назад +2

    Tiny correction: the singular of skitarii is skitarius

    • @ceejay310
      @ceejay310 6 месяцев назад +2

      ... And its dark mechanicuM not cus

  • @brianbarrett2487
    @brianbarrett2487 6 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the content. Makes painting the shame pile easier :P

  • @Pfasma5
    @Pfasma5 6 месяцев назад

    Very cool!! Never knew all of this stuff….thanks!

  • @ChesterSam89
    @ChesterSam89 6 месяцев назад

    I read somewhere that within the vast amount of data the mechanicus gathers from battles is the knowledge to overcome the tyranids. The problem is, it’s not possible to process the infinite data from battles with the tryanids to analyze the trends to determine an effective strategy.

  • @Erebusdidnothingwrongish
    @Erebusdidnothingwrongish 6 месяцев назад +1

    Downloading this brother. Praise be 💯❤️😈🤖🫡🫶

  • @jellejoe9356
    @jellejoe9356 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you lore master! I wish to learn about the Death Guard/ Mortarion next, if so possible

  • @Keddeadkedemption
    @Keddeadkedemption 6 месяцев назад

    Excellent stuff as always

  • @pillepolle3122
    @pillepolle3122 6 месяцев назад +1

    Welcome Brothers and sisters to this holy ceremony. Let us abandon our inferior flesh and welcome the machine.

  • @nicholasgraveline7384
    @nicholasgraveline7384 6 месяцев назад

    Stunning work!

  • @Roachr1661
    @Roachr1661 5 месяцев назад

    He curses sometimes I love it.

  • @kenny7943
    @kenny7943 6 месяцев назад +8

    So basically the skitarrii's moto is: good soldiers follow orders

    • @chasjetty8729
      @chasjetty8729 6 месяцев назад +2

      Useful engines follow orders.

  • @christianleocastelo342
    @christianleocastelo342 6 месяцев назад +1

    I need to bring along brother Santodes for this one

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 6 месяцев назад

    33:09 mechanicallvalry, very cool

  • @davidesacco7511
    @davidesacco7511 6 месяцев назад

    Little suggestion for the next ones: servitors, legiones titanica and some powerful necron lord like the infinite or the stormlord

  • @Adam.godson
    @Adam.godson 6 месяцев назад

    Since you're asking, I'd love to see a video about the daemon/soul forge, the dark mechanicus and what they build there

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 6 месяцев назад

      They build rubix cubes

  • @mikeolsen2578
    @mikeolsen2578 6 месяцев назад

    Well done, very cool !

  • @Bulgarian021
    @Bulgarian021 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hi all.
    Now some noob questions from me , please answer and do not wonder why I ask (I am relatively new to WH 40000 even though I have played the RTS games on PC more than 10 y ago... )
    1. in the warhammer world most planets seem full of : A/ huge cities and tech B/ ruins C/ battle fields with bodies and more battlefields D/ destruction Well, that said, one has a simple question : who grows all the food and where ?? The Emperor probably didnot have to eat, when he was alive but what about the trillions of common people ????
    I have never seen a farm in any materials connected to WH 40000 so I had to ask...
    2. how come there are no oceans on earth ?? Did not understand that one...Wes said it.
    And if all of the planet is full of polution and is really overpopulated -- then how do common people breathe ??
    3. why are humans usually at the centre of the smaller stories and larger events in warhammer _?? Why not make more content from the point of view of xenos ?
    4. is there any warhammer story with a happy end ? Most of the things I read or anime I watched does follow the very grim atmosphere of the warhammer world ... I imagine fans might be interested if someone writes a book with a very unexpected happy ending and less dead characters in the end LOL

    • @BigBex
      @BigBex 6 месяцев назад +1

      I'll do my best to answer you:
      1) Every Hive World will have it's own dedicated spaces in which food is grown, and individual hive cities, or even individual levels/sectors of hive cities manage their own food production indipendently. Moreover there exist Agri-worlds which are entre planets dedicated to the production of foodstuffs for their star system or sector.
      2) Terra has no oceans anymore because they all evaporated during the many wars that happened on the surface. The remaining water is filtered many times or it exist in the atmosphere as clouds. People breath air normally, but purified air is preferred.
      3) Warhammer is a Human-centric setting and canonically everything that we know of it is seen or reported by the various records of the Administratum. There are some Xeno books and amongst them are some of the best WH40k has to offer but GW makes to sell and Xeno books have never been as popular as Imperial books.
      4)... There is a reason why the catchphrase of the settting is "there is only war". While happy endings are not unheard of, they are very rare, usually bittersweet and costly. Peace and harmony are rare and can be found in the every day life scenes depicted in many books. The setting is grim and dark but there are moments in which humanity shines through.

    • @Bulgarian021
      @Bulgarian021 6 месяцев назад

      @@BigBex thanks man! I appreciate it

    • @freelancerthe2561
      @freelancerthe2561 6 месяцев назад

      @@Bulgarian021 also 1. If you're bold enough..... read up on Corpse Starch.

  • @lukelim5094
    @lukelim5094 5 месяцев назад +1

    Skibidi skitarii gasp

  • @grazedpets2414
    @grazedpets2414 6 месяцев назад

    Ah another wonderful lecture

  • @TIBlocker
    @TIBlocker 6 месяцев назад

    If only the rules made them as badass as this video makes them sound.

  • @Jilktube
    @Jilktube 6 месяцев назад

    A Dark Mek storyline is long overdue; get on it GW!

    • @freelancerthe2561
      @freelancerthe2561 6 месяцев назад

      TL;DR - Scammers tricked Grandpa into giving them remote desktop access, and now his shuffle board mailing list is now part of a massive geriatric botnet.

  • @RustyPawz
    @RustyPawz 5 месяцев назад

    You crave the strength and sanctity of steel, dont you Squidward?

  • @victortatevosyan4001
    @victortatevosyan4001 6 месяцев назад

    just a thought, wouldn't it be interesting to make a Kreige guardsmen into a Skitarrie

  • @ChylieDartwright
    @ChylieDartwright 6 месяцев назад +2

    Anyone else notice that there were a few points/statements repeated 2 or 3 times close together? Kinda wigged me out.

    • @freelancerthe2561
      @freelancerthe2561 6 месяцев назад +2

      "I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point..."

    • @sunnyztmoney
      @sunnyztmoney 6 месяцев назад

      Say something once, why say it again?- talking heads

  • @ottomatix3397
    @ottomatix3397 6 месяцев назад

    Do rhey thirst for Transference or is that considered heresy toward the Omnisiah.

    • @Awesomotron2k
      @Awesomotron2k 6 месяцев назад +2

      Heresy. Anima Sillica is haram.

    • @Awesomotron2k
      @Awesomotron2k 6 месяцев назад +1

      Heresy. Anima Sillica is haram.

    • @Awesomotron2k
      @Awesomotron2k 6 месяцев назад +1

      Heresy. Anima Sillica is haram.

    • @Awesomotron2k
      @Awesomotron2k 6 месяцев назад +1

      Heresy. Anima Sillica is haram.

    • @ottomatix3397
      @ottomatix3397 6 месяцев назад

      @@Awesomotron2k okay so that's bad ...got it

  • @antonybullock2240
    @antonybullock2240 6 месяцев назад

    How are they made. Well when a mummy tech priest and a daddy tech priest really really love each other they 3D print a skitarii.

  • @kingkevinthethird
    @kingkevinthethird 6 месяцев назад

    Please make a second playlist with newest on top!

  • @jonathanstempleton7864
    @jonathanstempleton7864 6 месяцев назад

    Replace all body parts with augmented cybernetics and never have to get old or sick but lose your soul?
    Every Californian billionaire: "Where do I sign up? 😀"

  • @nicholas1173
    @nicholas1173 4 месяца назад

    Very nice

  • @Jilktube
    @Jilktube 6 месяцев назад

    ~26:00 Hip and knee replacements for everyone!😃

  • @helloidharbl6753
    @helloidharbl6753 6 месяцев назад +1

    Very cool. The voice cadence is off at parts.

  • @JohnDoe-oz9vz
    @JohnDoe-oz9vz 2 месяца назад +1

    17:04

  • @citricdemon
    @citricdemon 6 месяцев назад

    the creation of the skibidi. all hail the rizz

  • @Optionvideo209
    @Optionvideo209 6 месяцев назад

    The red light in the sky!... that definitely is not something anyone can land on.

  • @paulheinrich1214
    @paulheinrich1214 6 месяцев назад

    Im loving your videos.
    Do you think its possible that you make your videos available at youtube music? Would be a blessing.

  • @traceface7001
    @traceface7001 5 месяцев назад

    maybe one day i'll even play 40k.

  • @judyfps5059
    @judyfps5059 6 месяцев назад

    Are you live recording your voice or is this AI? This is great content

  • @serpentscore
    @serpentscore 6 месяцев назад

    Not all skitarii are drones, it all depends from techpriest to techpriest

  • @jasonbale4437
    @jasonbale4437 6 месяцев назад +1

    How are Skitarri made?
    Like everything else in the Imperium of Mankind in the 41st millennium. In the most grim dark way you can imagine 😂

  • @lfakroll
    @lfakroll 6 месяцев назад

    Can space marines become skitari?

  • @realDubb
    @realDubb 6 месяцев назад

    Ratarii! Yes-yes!

  • @relicvault1515
    @relicvault1515 2 месяца назад

    “ACCESS DENIED”

  • @emanflores8983
    @emanflores8983 6 месяцев назад

    THE SCHOLAR HAS RETURNED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @diddlysquater
    @diddlysquater 6 месяцев назад +5

    NO MACHINE COMPARES TO THE GREATNESS OF THE HUMAN BODY

    • @robcanisto8635
      @robcanisto8635 6 месяцев назад

      I agree with this dude. Hey. You. Dude. join my humanist militia.

    • @pietrosigismondodelvalenti6371
      @pietrosigismondodelvalenti6371 6 месяцев назад

      IDK, if you separate the brain from the body. I'd prefer a gorilla body, maybe get a shark body when I retire.

  • @GargamelTheGreat
    @GargamelTheGreat 5 месяцев назад

    Even though this is AI generated, its fucking awesome

  • @Thyranel
    @Thyranel 6 месяцев назад

    When are you getting a job for game workshop as a writer your storys and lore are among the best 🙏🙏🙏 for the machine god

  • @ancogaming
    @ancogaming 6 месяцев назад

    What happens to the females born on forge worlds of the Mechanicus?

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 2 месяца назад

      They'll serve the Onmissiah regardless of their choice. They can keep staying as workers and contribute to the production of forges. If they have children they'll also contribute to the forge worlds in the future. The Cult mechanicus actually encourage techpriests to have children because that would add more members to the church of the machine God.

  • @heirwolf6929
    @heirwolf6929 6 месяцев назад +1

    "Recruited"

  • @J05HY06
    @J05HY06 6 месяцев назад +2

    Why is there no machine god in the warp if they are so religious, is it just that games workshop dont want to cus it seems like the machine god should manifest to me

    • @solomondunkley1018
      @solomondunkley1018 6 месяцев назад

      Exceedingly valid question.

    • @berndbernd3464
      @berndbernd3464 6 месяцев назад

      Its inside mars

    • @skaff7807
      @skaff7807 6 месяцев назад

      There are not that many tech priests compared to the whole population of humans.

    • @Schattennebel
      @Schattennebel 5 месяцев назад

      There is Vashtorr a demi-god of inventors, engineers, scientists, and artisans who wants to become the fifth chaos god.
      Also there is the Shard of the Void Dragon who is burried deep in Mars and believed by some to actually beeing the "Machine God".

    • @minhducnguyen9276
      @minhducnguyen9276 2 месяца назад

      But it's also never implied that the Machine God doesn't exist. That's why the lore never clearly explained what machine spirits exactly are. Because they want to keep it vague.

  • @FieldDay-cj3tv
    @FieldDay-cj3tv 6 месяцев назад

    Cool

  • @John.S92
    @John.S92 6 месяцев назад

    Eng>Swedish; "skit" = "shit", so with a bit of letter jumbling we get "shit are i"

  • @JohnDoe-oz9vz
    @JohnDoe-oz9vz 2 месяца назад

    29:12

  • @mattias969
    @mattias969 5 месяцев назад

    Ok so you take as human and then you replace the brain with a microwave oven and alot of duct tape toasters and an old pentium computer and bobs your uncle theres your skitarii

  • @jameslawrence8734
    @jameslawrence8734 5 месяцев назад

    I understand this is AI content. It is still far better than Leutin has become.

  • @josephfarrell6978
    @josephfarrell6978 6 месяцев назад

    So basiclly cybermen?

  • @DutchsMked
    @DutchsMked 2 месяца назад

    So why are these skitari accepted or normal adaptus mechnicus but a necron thats basiclly the same idea is not ?? 😂

  • @pacman10182
    @pacman10182 6 месяцев назад

    today on how it's made: warcrimes

  • @Polaf3456
    @Polaf3456 4 месяца назад

    Imagine being a hardcore gamer and just literally never having to blink because you have no eyelids and you wear goggles full of blue raspberry juice.
    That would be bretty sweet my dudes.
    Except for the part where you don't have the free will to play games to begin with, thats pretty lame.