There are a million documentaries about what the pandemic was all about factually, but these RLM Quarantine Catch-up videos are the onlyy ones that actually remind me of what it was and felt like.
Reading the F-man’s emails and coverup is pretty wild. He was lying very hard on the hot seat in front of congress. Pretty sad what Americans will swallow (or inject), and what they will now down to. This whole crises showed the country was already gone. Probably was gone nearly 20 years ago now. Clipper away hit but bit be the small hat tribe, just like they clip gold and silver off a coin.
Reading the F-man’s emails and coverup is pretty wild. He was lying very hard on the hot seat in front of congress. Pretty sad what Americans will swallow (or inject), and what they will now down to. This whole crises showed the country was already gone. Probably was gone nearly 20 years ago now. Clipper away bit by bit be the small hat folks, just like they clip gold and silver off a coin.
My parents haven't called me once since this whole thing happened. I know they made it clear that they don't consider me their child and don't want anything to do with me but I just thought maybe they would reach out.
@@Blandco have you thought about maybe reaching out to them? I don't pretend to know your exact situation. But sometimes it helps to be the one to try to make contact. Much love.
Hearing Jay call Joe Exotic a scumbag brought such a big smile to my face. These lovable idiots are the heroes nobody wants nor needs, but we're stuck with them regardless.
You're a hero if you call Joe Exotic a scumbag? Well I picked a candy wrapper off the ground and threw it in the garbage the other day, I'll send you a life size cutout of myself for you to admire.
@@lordoshower3478 What poll are you referring to that says that 99% of Americans thinks Joe Exotic is a "kooky guy"? Also, how do you know that people don't think he's a piece of shit? Who's worse Joe Exotic or Donald Trump?HahahHhahaha
@Redresseny Honestly, with the fact that reality seems to be more and more resembling the horrific comedy that Half In The Bag was and is, I think they've been trying to step up their game in terms of weird, horrific shit in order to stay ahead of things. That moment where they both spontaneously put guns to their heads was the first time I was legitimately disturbed by something in quite some time.
potaterjim Haha! Off screen he’s truly a scholar and a saint. The second coming of Christ. And on screen his true self, his Plinketness, spills out as he progressively intoxicates throughout each video.
I like how every main character of Tiger King thinks the documentary is being made from their point of views. So they all think they're the heroes of this story, when they're all villains
@@euphan123 From what I've heard, the directors told them all different stories for what the documentary was about. Pretty much lied to them all. Doesn't make any of the them good people but it does make me question the truth of the documentary. If they really cared about the animals they would have focused on that rather than on the zany people involved. Not to mention that both Carole and Doc Antle have come out and said that there were a lot of facts fudged in their episodes to paint a certain picture. I don't know why everyone believes the documentary wholesale and thinks everyone else is lying. It was definitely entertaining though.
@@Pencilman246 Oh man, the guy ousted for running a cult of underage women and the woman who abuses unpaid labor and masquerades their zoo as a sanctuary say that facts were fudged? I can't imagine what motive they would have for disputing the documentary.
Rich Evans is an article of faith. The religious don't need to see God to know he is there. Rich Evans is always there, and when I close my eyes and focus I hear his soothing laughter.
"You don't have a spirital attachment to these animals. They're wild animals, they're going to eat you. And then they do." Thank you RLM, I needed a happy ending in this trying time.
I remember reading of a man who went to live with a grizzly bear out in a forest. It worked for a while until the bear just decided to eat him because IT'S A FUCKING BEAR, not a friend. I would also take this attitude with my dogs if they weren't completely reliant on me for food. Edit: Oh that's exactly what your quote was from, I should just watch the video.
@@GramLikesBread "Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.” ― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
The response to Tiger King has been somewhat weird to me too. I ended up watching it after seeing all the fuss and was just blown away at how tragic it kind of is.
It starts off hilarious but gets more and more disturbing as it unfolds. After watching the last episode, I felt exhausted and needed a shower. Not at all what I was told it would be like.
@@Sapsche For me, I was excited because I thought it was going to be a gaming channel. "Jack Black is going to be a gamer in his free time?! Oh, hell yeah, that sounds dope! He's going to a pinball hall of fame?! That's incredible!" But since then, it's been about, "Look at me and my celebrity friends behind the scenes of our movies!" So...yeah, that's why I don't really like his channel. I don't even know if I'm subscribed to it anymore!
Tiger king! Tiger king! Where are you Tiger king! Oh I just love tigers! Tigers! Tigers! Tigers! I just gotta have my tigers! Oh tiger king won't you please come and bring me some tigers!
I'm so glad Jay brought this up. I'm so annoyed with people making Tiger King memes or worse dressing their kids up as the people in them because all they think is that these are some crazy, wacky characters doing crazy, stupid things. They are missing the big picture. In the end the big cats are suffering and no one seems to care.
It’s like when people shit on Starship Troopers for being pro-fascist. Ironically, in 2020 it would have been praised for this same misconception. Not sure which is worse, the widespread stupidity back then or the widespread fascism now. Although these are not mutually exclusive and are in fact statistically correlated.
I have yet to watch it but have read a lot about it, the people involved, and get the overall synopsis. I was SO confused by the general public response -- I thought I was losing my mind or missing something (which is possible since I haven't watched it tbf) because everyone is treating the people like heroes or like it's just a quirky little documentary about a complex group of people and their exotic pets. And now they're getting a ton of money and attention after the fact. I get that we're all in quarantine and the 'new normal' is taking its toll, but the memes and worship are kinda surreal
I think part of it comes from how ridiculous the entire thing is, my friends came to the conclusion the most normal person on that show was the guy who said "Well ye my guys killed a cop so what was I meant to do? NOT hide the body?" I mean when that is your standard of sanity the bar is so low it enters the realms of surrealness. Edit: Just remembered that part of it is also how the people don't realise how scummy they are almost makes it funny, especially when some of the editing. Like when I think Baskin is saying about how Joe doesn't pay his staff much and they need to eat the best of the meat for the animals, they then edit to her saying about how she has free volunteers... and completely doesn't get that she isn't on the morale high-ground.
I didn't make it through the first episode before I was disgusted with everyone involved in the show. And now I just find it funny how we've got a lot of people who are effectively saying: "You gotta wear 3 masks and get the vaccine! But look at this silly goofy haha funny Tiger King show!"
Alex Kurtzman is the living definition of 'failing up'. Despite being a complete hack he somehow has enough connections to undeservingly keep getting jobs and ruin story ideas.
This comment aged remarkably well, since these guys turned out to be Mike and Jay’s clones and after being shot and killed, the real Mike and Jay were still alive.
"Let's talk about movies though, that's why we're here Jay... that's our show Half in the Bag." Wait, what? I thought for sure this was a reality tv show about the seedy underworld of VCR repairmen exploiting the elderly and their social security checks.
Marketing trying to push their product as a "fad" that no one save for the paid actors are using. and only because they are paid to say it it is in the script the script that actors are paid money to say THEY DON'T USE IT IN THEIR REAL LIVES!
All the things about x detail were being laughed about by her because it was the same as any other murder. She most likely had her father do it and dispose of the body.
@@MegaZeta Maybe she found his chopped-up corpse after the _Guatemalan Smuggling Gang_ was finished with him and had just gotten her nails done, so fuck it, why not let him return to the earth via tiger shit. Circle of life, and all that.
Someone else said it best: everyone in Tiger King deserves to be thrown in a dungeon. The only question is how deep each one get's tossed. (The park staff were cool though)
Joe exotic deserves to be in prison, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Jeff Lowe has used Alan as a hitman to murder people in the past. I bet no one will do business with Jeff Lowe after Tiger King came out lol.
I wonder, is a lot of the hero worship of Joe done ironically? Do you think the people calling for Joe Exotic to be freed genuinely want him to be freed or did he just sort of become a meme?
It's wild how Carole got all the hate when you've got Joe being just as bad or even worst in almost every single way, Jeff being somehow worse than them both and Doc Antle just straight up being the zoo's world R Kelly
I mean, there's a reason why the guy has got such loyal employees, and 2 fucking husbands. He's very charismatic, very manipulative. You watch him talk shit about Carol or doing something funny or crazy for a while and you almost start to like him, but then you stop for a second and remember what a horrible scumbag he is, lol.
Jay looks like a supporting character in the 90s that's been homeless for a while and shows the main character, who's recently lost everything, the ropes. And Mike looks like he's lost everything.
@@edsantoss what's even weirder is on 23:12-23:26 Jay praised the wider shot scene in the invisible man I thought they where using the same method in their review video which made me rewatch it to look for Rich... I dunno I'm probably just over thinking it lol.
The reason why Elizabeth Moss is so great portraying that character, is because she is imagining her escape from Scientology ...which is basically the same thing! 🤣
I was on board with Joe Exotic's crazy shit as just being eccentricity until that last episode where shaggy and crew testify against him. I don't understand why people would want to free him after the shit he did behind the scenes.
Tiger Kings produceres really had weird prioritie. They left out a ton of animal abuse and other shit Joe did because "people wouldn't watch that", but decided to included some vague allegations against Carol.
Seeing as he might have been involved with the murder for hire plot and was the guy who actually knew the hitman definitely used Joe Exotic as the fall guy to cover his own criminal activity yeah he MIGHT be the creepiest guy depending on what the truth is which we will never know. Doc Antle is definitely the biggest creep though.
@@HickoryChip0 it's nice to see someone be relatable right now. Not like that hollywood shmuck Rich Evans. I'm so sick of seeing videos of him drinking Coke in his Olympic sized indoor swimming pool.
Their imaginary phone conversations are eerily similar to my imaginary phone conversations as well. It's nice to feel connected to hack frauds...well, the ones that are still alive, anyway. RIP Rich Evans.
This could be the optimal time to bring back drive-in theaters. There are like 3 in our whole state and the closest one is almost 2 hours away but it seems like a great way to get out of the house without ever having to talk to anyone. They can be run with minimal employee interaction. If fast food drive-thrus can stay open... then drive-in theaters should be good to go. And yeah... Mike with quarantine beard... can totally get some. I’d waste my prime baby making years financially supporting a piece of that.
That could be neat... but I doubt they're going to clear and pave entire commercial lots in population centers for something that will disappear with the vaccine. Keep the buildings up and you can just rent them out again when it's over
I think one of the best aspects of The Invisible Man was how it felt like a good old fashioned story. No sequel bait. No Dark Universe nonsense tucked away anywhere. It was just a solid story with an ending. It was refreshing.
@@georgemoua7349 If you look at the suit as Chekhov's Gun then by the end of the film it would have fulfilled it's purpose in the narrative. My initial point is that this film told a complete story. I'm not saying a sequel can't be made, but the film itself didn't set anything up. Especially not in relation to the Dark Universe. Sure, the suit still exists, but that alone doesn't exactly scream "obvious sequel".
@@twmcg7057 I meant her having the suit at the end of the movie is the Chekhov's gun for the Dark Universe. You've just introduced a character with a superhero suit.
@@georgemoua7349 The suit can be utilized again, sure, but I don't really think it has to be seen as set up for something else just because it exists. The film can have sequels, but as it is it's a standalone film that doesn't overtly set anything up.
Every new half in the bag looks more and more like a clip from the lighthouse
Lol
FAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!
But,where are the farts ?
The question is: Mike like jay's lobster?
Don’t you like my lobster, Jay?!
when I saw starring Rich Evans in the credits I was confused until i realised he was in the invisible suit the whole time.
He was happily watching Night Court videos on Jay's TV, at the back somewhere.
He was in the toilet roll suit
Rich Evans can cloak himself like Predator
Rich Evans broke new ground!
@@brianmahoney4156 What does this have to do with the comment you replied to?
There are a million documentaries about what the pandemic was all about factually, but these RLM Quarantine Catch-up videos are the onlyy ones that actually remind me of what it was and felt like.
That’s what it is! I watched a couple last week and couldn’t put my finger on it. It’s not depressed/chaotic/hallucinatory enough. 😂
You normies are insane. Nothing changed for me. If anything, everything was better. "WAH I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE WAH!" Embarrassing.
Reading the F-man’s emails and coverup is pretty wild. He was lying very hard on the hot seat in front of congress. Pretty sad what Americans will swallow (or inject), and what they will now down to. This whole crises showed the country was already gone. Probably was gone nearly 20 years ago now. Clipper away hit but bit be the small hat tribe, just like they clip gold and silver off a coin.
Reading the F-man’s emails and coverup is pretty wild. He was lying very hard on the hot seat in front of congress. Pretty sad what Americans will swallow (or inject), and what they will now down to. This whole crises showed the country was already gone. Probably was gone nearly 20 years ago now. Clipper away bit by bit be the small hat folks, just like they clip gold and silver off a coin.
Jay out here shaping up to play Obi-Wan.
And Mike looking like Dexter Jettster
Jay: hey! there you go!
He looks like a discount Ben Affleck
Corona Virus can’t reach the High Ground
Hello there
It's so good to see Mike get closure with his perents. So moving.
It was stunning and brave!
That's what's so powerful about it.
My parents haven't called me once since this whole thing happened. I know they made it clear that they don't consider me their child and don't want anything to do with me but I just thought maybe they would reach out.
I cried
@@Blandco have you thought about maybe reaching out to them? I don't pretend to know your exact situation. But sometimes it helps to be the one to try to make contact. Much love.
Hearing Jay call Joe Exotic a scumbag brought such a big smile to my face. These lovable idiots are the heroes nobody wants nor needs, but we're stuck with them regardless.
You're a hero if you call Joe Exotic a scumbag? Well I picked a candy wrapper off the ground and threw it in the garbage the other day, I'll send you a life size cutout of myself for you to admire.
@@scottbrown9156 hey twerking nurses are heroes too
Scott Brown Look who missed the point. 99% of American public thinks Joe Exotic is a kooky guy. Nice to hear someone notice he’s a piece of shit.
@@lordoshower3478 What poll are you referring to that says that 99% of Americans thinks Joe Exotic is a "kooky guy"? Also, how do you know that people don't think he's a piece of shit? Who's worse Joe Exotic or Donald Trump?HahahHhahaha
I want them as the heroes D; They're the heros not wanted or acknowledged
“There are indeed injustices in the world, but Hollywood celebrities feel none of them”- Mike Stoklasa 2020
100% true
Jay: hey! there you go!
What episode did he say this on?
@@smashbrothers2032 Parasite and Doctor Sleep
I would like to say in front of God and man not all of them are aware of the propaedutic influence they have on the evolution of man
With each passing episode, Half In The Bag more and more becomes a horrifying insight into the human condition.
@Redresseny Honestly, with the fact that reality seems to be more and more resembling the horrific comedy that Half In The Bag was and is, I think they've been trying to step up their game in terms of weird, horrific shit in order to stay ahead of things. That moment where they both spontaneously put guns to their heads was the first time I was legitimately disturbed by something in quite some time.
Special guest producer Werner Hertzog
* CUE SLIDE WHISTLE*
@@CaptainPRESIDENT Nothing but darkness...
It took 12 days to make!
Coronavirus hasn't done this to Mike, Picard has done this to Mike.
Oh
Whatever it was, his acting is making me enjoy the show more and more with each episode
I'm just glad star trek fans are getting shit on as bad as star wars fans are by the new visions the franchises are taking
@@julesbrett7913 Wow, that's petty shit.
@@julesbrett7913 Jeez that's pretty vicious.
I don't think Mike is acting anymore...
Was he ever?
The mike that’s _offscreen_ is the act
This is the only place he can tell us how he really feels
potaterjim
Haha! Off screen he’s truly a scholar and a saint. The second coming of Christ. And on screen his true self, his Plinketness, spills out as he progressively intoxicates throughout each video.
@@potaterjim It's like the Asian guy in the Prestige, such dedication to the craft.
You don't? wow
Jay's turning into Revenge Of The Sith Ewan McGregor.
It's over Mike. I've got the high ground!
Jay: Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Mike: That's why I deal in Absolut.
Um, it's Ewan McDonald, sir.
Would smash 10/10
He has the high ground !
The quibi joke before the ad break is so brilliant, I didn’t even get a quibi ad but SOMONE had to
I'm more worried about the ads I'm going to get after the first 5 minutes of this video.
I stay ad free but sometimes I feel like I'm missing out on terrible products and services.
I got an hour long ad for some kinda miracle diet or something, I wish it was quibi.
Ha! You non-premium plebeians! I laugh at you...1 day after leaving a negative yt app review asking why I pay for this shit... ☹
@@nibblitman KNOWLEDGE
Why aren't these guys repairing VCR's? I thought that was an essential service.
I like how every main character of Tiger King thinks the documentary is being made from their point of views. So they all think they're the heroes of this story, when they're all villains
@@euphan123 From what I've heard, the directors told them all different stories for what the documentary was about. Pretty much lied to them all. Doesn't make any of the them good people but it does make me question the truth of the documentary. If they really cared about the animals they would have focused on that rather than on the zany people involved. Not to mention that both Carole and Doc Antle have come out and said that there were a lot of facts fudged in their episodes to paint a certain picture. I don't know why everyone believes the documentary wholesale and thinks everyone else is lying. It was definitely entertaining though.
the long haired guy and the guy with no legs were alright
@@itsokay7989 That bitch Carole Baskins...
@@Pencilman246 Oh man, the guy ousted for running a cult of underage women and the woman who abuses unpaid labor and masquerades their zoo as a sanctuary say that facts were fudged? I can't imagine what motive they would have for disputing the documentary.
But enough about congress
I'm in California right now. Can confirm, everyone including myself is dead.
Better off
VideoBakery Films
I'm in California as well, except I'm a... oh dear.
@@cakestalker homeless
@@cakestalker That's most of the U.S.A. you just described.
Ingen Ting I mean LA yeah but like, it’s a really really big state ya know
I love how committed they are to looking scraggly and disheveled.
Its amazing isn't it! AND they've been shaping up to be elderly for years in prep for these specific videos!
Committed?
I can't believe they became alcoholics for the role. That's some Christen Bale-level shit!
"We'll just not shower for sixteen hours"
I don’t understand. They always look like this.
Hey it's young Obi-Wan and the bartender from the new hope who refused to serve C3PO!
On meth!
Was Mike a bad allegory for racism this whole time?
I don't like you. My friend doesn't like you.
AlternativeExplosion can I wear me wig!?
@@ohfuvk8968 Dexter Jettster's 1950's diner is closed due to coronavirus :(
“The only certainty we have is that Quibi will flop.” October 23, RIP Quibi.
man it really died in a quibi didn't it
So what happens to all their content? Did it get sold to another brand and released physically, or is it just in media limbo forever?
@@KizaruB Sold off piecemeal to different brands.
Mike is slowly turning into John Goodman from 10 cloverfield lane
Or Dan Bell.
oh my god
and Jay kind of looks like the other guy.
The fact that all the toilet paper is on Jay's side of the house raises many questions.
It's a well known fact that Mike does not shit
just buy extra pants
Mike only gets his nutrients from alcohol, so as long as he keeps the bottles he’ll be fine.
Mike's developing a tactic using empty alcohol bottles. It's going about as well as if Paul Feig had directed it.
I clapped when I saw “starring Rich Evans” at the end - he was mesmerising in this
/r/thathappened
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!!
I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED; I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!!!
THEY BROKE NEW GROOOOOUND
Rich Evans is an article of faith. The religious don't need to see God to know he is there. Rich Evans is always there, and when I close my eyes and focus I hear his soothing laughter.
Mike’s beard finally caught up with Mike’s alcoholism.
What a time to be alive!
It's a sprint to the finish!
"You don't have a spirital attachment to these animals. They're wild animals, they're going to eat you. And then they do."
Thank you RLM, I needed a happy ending in this trying time.
I remember reading of a man who went to live with a grizzly bear out in a forest. It worked for a while until the bear just decided to eat him because IT'S A FUCKING BEAR, not a friend.
I would also take this attitude with my dogs if they weren't completely reliant on me for food.
Edit: Oh that's exactly what your quote was from, I should just watch the video.
@@GramLikesBread "Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.” ― Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
The response to Tiger King has been somewhat weird to me too. I ended up watching it after seeing all the fuss and was just blown away at how tragic it kind of is.
It starts off hilarious but gets more and more disturbing as it unfolds. After watching the last episode, I felt exhausted and needed a shower. Not at all what I was told it would be like.
Alternate Title;
“Bridge troll converses with Obi Wan Kenobi about films”
Union construction worker talks about movies with indie horror film maker
Obi Wan pays the troll toll to get into Rich Evans' hole
Me personally, I clapped.
I'm definitely a fan of Mike's homeless beard. Stay sane, guys.
powerpc127
When were they ever sane?
jay definitely looks different.
Relief when Mike breaks character and you realise we haven't lost him yet.
@@guillermoelnino Jay's gonna end up looking like such a hippy.
@@have_a_good_day420 Come to think of it...
>Flashback to Plinkett's basement.
Stay deranged, guys! Just don't go full mental.
1:27 Let's be fair here. Jack Black has _always_ done things like this...
@@Sapsche For me, I was excited because I thought it was going to be a gaming channel. "Jack Black is going to be a gamer in his free time?! Oh, hell yeah, that sounds dope! He's going to a pinball hall of fame?! That's incredible!" But since then, it's been about, "Look at me and my celebrity friends behind the scenes of our movies!" So...yeah, that's why I don't really like his channel. I don't even know if I'm subscribed to it anymore!
@@Sapsche so what you're saying is, Jack Black is a fake gamer girl?
@@lulucalliope713 Well he has been consistently playing RDR2 over the past few videos
When every home had a vcr, there was no Coronavirus. Please do the right thing and fix Plinket's vcr before we lose anyone else.
Except Coronavirus can be the common cold, this is just a very specific type of Coronavirus
WWII broke out before VCRs were invented, further giving credence to your theory.
@@RoshDroz VCRs prevent pandemics/holocaust. Get yours TODAY!
@@jnnx Rogal Dorn? Is it really you!?
Plinkett is a high-risk immune compromised citizen. Not sure how they can go about that.
Wow so this is it. The last movie I'll ever get to watch in a theater is Sonic the Hedgehog....
Could have been worse. Could have been Harley's Quinn
Mine was The Invisible Man
Last movie I say was Episode 9, sigh.
PuzzL Fucking hell... Jesus Christ
Lucky me. I got _Portrait of a Lady on Fire._
The Invisible, Mostly Weightless, Mostly Silent, Strength-Augmented Man.
Tiger King sounds like a John Waters film, but like, real.
Exactly
Cat people have always been fucking weird.
Miau Wuff You think the cats were the weirdest part about these people?
Tiger king! Tiger king! Where are you Tiger king! Oh I just love tigers! Tigers! Tigers! Tigers! I just gotta have my tigers! Oh tiger king won't you please come and bring me some tigers!
It's Rob Zombie characters, but real.
RLM budget through the roof. Those toilet rolls are all paid actors.
it's probably because the actors are cheaper than actual toilet paper.
Like most billionaires, Rich Evans can't help but want to flaunt his unimaginable wealth.
I'm so glad Jay brought this up. I'm so annoyed with people making Tiger King memes or worse dressing their kids up as the people in them because all they think is that these are some crazy, wacky characters doing crazy, stupid things. They are missing the big picture. In the end the big cats are suffering and no one seems to care.
I'm 100% sure a whole bunch of people know and care and took that obvious message away from the show
I'm more annoyed that so many people still think a.d. stands for after death
How Americans consume media in a nutshell.
It’s like when people shit on Starship Troopers for being pro-fascist. Ironically, in 2020 it would have been praised for this same misconception. Not sure which is worse, the widespread stupidity back then or the widespread fascism now. Although these are not mutually exclusive and are in fact statistically correlated.
This would be funnier if Mike didn’t really look like he’s broken inside.
It makes it even funnier.
He looks no different than he did during the Half in the Bag featuring The Rise of Skywalker--
Okay, I concede the point.
Then in that case, there are a LOT of unfunny RLM videos
Star Trek:Picard does that to people
he looks nothing like rich evans.
RLM are the only media personalities with a good take on tiger king.
I dunno, I've seen a video of two British drag queens watching it that was pretty choice.
@@janeeyre1990 You can't drop a bomb like that and not provide a source.
thought Louis Theroux had his number ages ago
Good take without even watching half of it, yeah, sure...
I have yet to watch it but have read a lot about it, the people involved, and get the overall synopsis. I was SO confused by the general public response -- I thought I was losing my mind or missing something (which is possible since I haven't watched it tbf) because everyone is treating the people like heroes or like it's just a quirky little documentary about a complex group of people and their exotic pets. And now they're getting a ton of money and attention after the fact.
I get that we're all in quarantine and the 'new normal' is taking its toll, but the memes and worship are kinda surreal
THANK YOU! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who finds the memes & joviality around Tiger King unsettling
The Tiger King Subreddit basically became entirely suicide jokes
I knew Joe when I was younger, he’s not a joke
I live in Tampa and the actually cat sanctuary is humane. But Carole is nuts so I wish someone healthy and normal bought it from her.
I think part of it comes from how ridiculous the entire thing is, my friends came to the conclusion the most normal person on that show was the guy who said "Well ye my guys killed a cop so what was I meant to do? NOT hide the body?"
I mean when that is your standard of sanity the bar is so low it enters the realms of surrealness.
Edit: Just remembered that part of it is also how the people don't realise how scummy they are almost makes it funny, especially when some of the editing. Like when I think Baskin is saying about how Joe doesn't pay his staff much and they need to eat the best of the meat for the animals, they then edit to her saying about how she has free volunteers... and completely doesn't get that she isn't on the morale high-ground.
I didn't make it through the first episode before I was disgusted with everyone involved in the show. And now I just find it funny how we've got a lot of people who are effectively saying: "You gotta wear 3 masks and get the vaccine! But look at this silly goofy haha funny Tiger King show!"
Mike Stoklasa is slowly starting to look more like his Desmond character.
Imagine a Psychicpebbles BOTW!
Implying the Smiling Friends pilot wasn't the origin story to Mr. Plinkett...which in turn is Mike's autobiography
While Jay seems to be wearing Leon Kennedy cosplay.
He has more characters than Mr Plinket and science man, who's just him acting vacant?
Mike looks more sane the more insane he wants to look like....Is he...SOBER???!?!?!?
jay's hair deserves its own re:view because damn that's a instant classic
Yeah and it would be Colin from Canada and Macaulay Culkin talking about it. For some reason.
The real question is: how did he get that while in quarantine?
The only Hollywood celebrity stuck inside their own giant mansion I feel any sympathy for is Rich Evan's from the ellen show
Jack Black is cool
@@brokefun7545
Explain.
Rich Evans, truly a tragic figure.
Who's Rich Evan?
@@RickMyBalls he's a god amongst men
Alex Kurtzman is the living definition of 'failing up'.
Despite being a complete hack he somehow has enough connections to undeservingly keep getting jobs and ruin story ideas.
Who is his dad? Only rich kids are allowed to fail up.
Hollywood is like 90% nepotism/cronysm. Is like most of these talentless frauds are someone else's son/nephew/cousin/whatever.
@@petrolak ...they're all men!
His father-in-law was Nick Counter.
What if people quit watching his programs? Isn't that an insane thought?
I love how much Mike hates celebrities.
Which is so weird, given how his best friend is Rich Evans, star of Ellen
I'm a celebrity and I hate Mike, so it all evens out.
@@TodReynard43 But Mike really hates Rich, that's why he made him watch Picard.
CranesNotSkyHooks which is weird since Macaulay Culkin is in half their videos now
Tod Reynard do you think Ellen was mean to Rich too?
"What's that? You're proud of me? I'm not an embarrassing failure?"
Mike, you were in a cartoon with Zach Hadel, you're a _legend._
I seriously love these guys' dedication to the atmosphere of their sets
Me too, it's severely underappreciated. The subtle storytelling is so palpable.
DID RICH EVANS DIE? WHERES PICARD FINALE
Plinkett is doing it
@@whodatninja439 i know, but i wanna see rich suffer ONE LAST TIME
What a foolish question. Rich Evans is clearly immortal due to his diet, which consists exclusively of tums and anti-depressants.
That’s what I’m really looking forward to
for real! I keep refreshing my RUclips since the trailer waiting for that video to heal my soul...
Don't worry about coronavirus guys. No one's ever really gone.
Oh
Oh that's the front of his face
This comment aged remarkably well, since these guys turned out to be Mike and Jay’s clones and after being shot and killed, the real Mike and Jay were still alive.
No one's ever really gone
No one? Oh no, that means Hitler is still around here somewhere 😮
"Let's talk about movies though, that's why we're here Jay... that's our show Half in the Bag."
Wait, what? I thought for sure this was a reality tv show about the seedy underworld of VCR repairmen exploiting the elderly and their social security checks.
I'm looking forward to the next season of VCR King with Rich Exotic.
They're committed to their cover story.
Can't it be both man......
I'm so glad Mike and Jay are essential employees
Tu shay
You had me at "Alex Kurtzman is not involved in this film."
I hope acting in "The Invisible Man" helps Elizabeth Moss escape Scientology.
You're telling me that the Presidents daughter is a Scientologist!
God damnit I didn’t know she was turnt
That wasn't Elizabeth Moss, that was her tethered clone.
Oh
Oof
"QUIBI!"
The ad for Quibi popped up immediately after this moment and I shit my pants laughing
Marketing trying to push their product as a "fad" that no one save for the paid actors are using.
and only because they are paid to say it
it is in the script
the script that actors are paid money to say
THEY DON'T USE IT IN THEIR REAL LIVES!
I feel bad for your washing machine...
@@Marinealver Yeah, totally ridiculous man
@@Sys-Edit0r-1995 My washing machine is filling a lawsuit against me
@Clippy Hey, thanks Clippy!
I love these hack frauds
also my apt is looking disturbingly a lot like the plinkett set
But do you have pizza rolls?
No wonder the guys make their vids in such a dilapidated house: they spend $3 million dollars every episode on digitally removing Mike’s beard
@@fattiger6957 By quarter you mean 25 cents.
i just remembered canonically this isn't even their house, so they just completely took over the old man's house lol
Amberwing Tundrawing Plinkett got got macarenavirus
There seem to be two types of Blumhouse movies: smart, disturbing, academy award tier masterpieces or dogshit schlocky low budget horror trash.
Both are essentials to my survival
Mike is eventually going to become his character in Smiling Friends.
Nick Catanzaro “I’m gonna fucking shoot myself and make RUclips watch”
The two people who know what Smiling Friends is just nodded in approval. Everyone else just liked the comment assuming it was true.
@@luckyspurs hey, I watched Smiling Friends! off of a pirate site, but I saw it...
But he's actually going to die since the smiling friends can not come over and help him due to the virus.
@@TozWozEar I mean... you can watch it free anyway on the adult swim website.
When Rich Evans becomes tiger king mike and jay are gonna be his husbands.
Apparently all it takes is a few Tigers and a lot of meth 😅
Nate Lightning And gay cake mix
Too late, they already married Plinkett for the tax credits and inheritance 😄
"gonna be"
“May have fed her husband to tigers”
All the things about x detail were being laughed about by her because it was the same as any other murder. She most likely had her father do it and dispose of the body.
I guess he was actually a pretty bigtime drug dealer, so it's not the weird that he would be disappeared /shrug ...........or she fed him to tigers
To be fair, it's not as bad as it sounds. She's accused of murdering him, painstakingly chopping up his corpse, and feeding the _pieces_ to tigers
@@MegaZeta Maybe she found his chopped-up corpse after the _Guatemalan Smuggling Gang_ was finished with him and had just gotten her nails done, so fuck it, why not let him return to the earth via tiger shit. Circle of life, and all that.
Legal Eagle shed some light on the suspicious nature of that situation that made me like 10% less sure that she killed her husband, so there's that.
Someone else said it best: everyone in Tiger King deserves to be thrown in a dungeon. The only question is how deep each one get's tossed.
(The park staff were cool though)
Joe exotic deserves to be in prison, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Jeff Lowe has used Alan as a hitman to murder people in the past. I bet no one will do business with Jeff Lowe after Tiger King came out lol.
DangerDan yeah I would assume that everyone in the show who still has any power or control is kinda fucked now
They look like dollar store versions Kurt Russell and Keith David at the end of The Thing.
And like that ending, maybe the world's safer if neither of them survive.
"I don't know what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off whatever it is"
Oh, that's just Mike.
Which one's the black guy?
If we have any surprises for each other, I doubt we have the strength to do anything about it.
Why don’t we just sit here for a while. See what happens
Ye Old Willem Dafoe not receiving a nomination for supporting actor on The Lighthouse was a damn shame too. Horror? as well
Mike considers Jeff Lowe a legitimate source because he didn’t finish the series
Jay and Rich are constantly having to stop Mike from signing over RLM to weird old men in affliction shirts.
I gave up on hype after Bird Box so I have no idea what that even means.
Jay nailed it. There's an odd hero worship of Joe Exotic on Facebook. People hate Carole, deservedly, but Carole bad doesn't mean Joe good.
I wonder, is a lot of the hero worship of Joe done ironically? Do you think the people calling for Joe Exotic to be freed genuinely want him to be freed or did he just sort of become a meme?
There’s also a lot of anti-vaccine bullshit being passed around on Facebook, in America at least. Lots of stupid people on Facebook
It's wild how Carole got all the hate when you've got Joe being just as bad or even worst in almost every single way, Jeff being somehow worse than them both and Doc Antle just straight up being the zoo's world R Kelly
I mean, there's a reason why the guy has got such loyal employees, and 2 fucking husbands. He's very charismatic, very manipulative. You watch him talk shit about Carol or doing something funny or crazy for a while and you almost start to like him, but then you stop for a second and remember what a horrible scumbag he is, lol.
Matthew Cleary it’s a meme. He is the lesser of evils but still evil
After watching these skits I have concluded that the Light House wasn't just a movie, but a warning about living in isolation.
Jay looks like a supporting character in the 90s that's been homeless for a while and shows the main character, who's recently lost everything, the ropes. And Mike looks like he's lost everything.
I'm looking for a montage....
10 BUCKS FOR A HANDY!
Mike has lost everything except weight.
Mike is slowly starting to look like an unhinged John Goodman
Looking like the Death Sentence John Goodman...
@gatheringoflight I understand your confusion but that was Mike Stoklasa in 10 cloverfield lane
He's starting to look more and more like me, which is worse.
So much worse.
Slowly?
UltimateGun314 I was thinking more like unhinged Jon Hamm
A movie with a budget of less than 10 million. Is that even allowed in Hollywood these days?
Some in Hollywood might consider it... unnatural
Star Trek Picard: "Look how nostalgic you've become"
Star Wars: "Something far worse has happened to you"
SerNoddicusTheGallant I was literally thinking how Jay looks like Ewan McGregor in Doctor Sleep
"What are you doing over there? I can't see you through this fence..."
*MAKES EYE CONTACT*
This new epidemic plotline is one of the best you've come up with for Half in the Bag. What inspired you?
Mike and Jay, where do you get your ideas from?
"also starring Rich Evans?"
Was he sleeping in the box behind Jay or did he become the invisible man?
Yes
He is Mike's mom
exactly, weird how they just threw that into the credits lol
It will be in part 2
@@edsantoss what's even weirder is on 23:12-23:26 Jay praised the wider shot scene in the invisible man I thought they where using the same method in their review video which made me rewatch it to look for Rich... I dunno I'm probably just over thinking it lol.
cant believe mike and jay invented the coronavirus just to make it a part of their channel lore
in that case were they really abducted by aliens that one time?
The reason why Elizabeth Moss is so great portraying that character, is because she is imagining her escape from Scientology ...which is basically the same thing! 🤣
You laughed a t your own joke. You are worse than scientology.
_~extremely slow air-rimshot~_
Your so bad 😄
No wonder she is getting a bunch of roles right now. Explains everything
@@MrBartman002 She's good, though.
5:47 Tiger King
14:26 Movie Theaters and VOD
18:50 The Invisible Man
Dihydrousoxide thanks!
@@sneedsfeedandseed420 Welcome to Half in the Bag
What....youre just watching this for objective reviews? Who skips around? lol
I hate how people want to free Joe Exotic, like Jay and Mike said he's an awful, awful man who deserves to be in prison!
He can be the fall guy and guilty as fuck at the same time people!
Free joe exotic
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
He's an awful person, but definitely got framed. The hitman he supposedly hired is obviously lying.
I was on board with Joe Exotic's crazy shit as just being eccentricity until that last episode where shaggy and crew testify against him. I don't understand why people would want to free him after the shit he did behind the scenes.
Tiger Kings produceres really had weird prioritie. They left out a ton of animal abuse and other shit Joe did because "people wouldn't watch that", but decided to included some vague allegations against Carol.
Jeff Lowe might be the creepiest guy in Tiger King, so I'm not sure I'd believe any quote by him. Then again, they're all very creepy.
Jeff Lowe is an asshole, sure, but Doc Antle is definitely the creepiest
Seeing as he might have been involved with the murder for hire plot and was the guy who actually knew the hitman definitely used Joe Exotic as the fall guy to cover his own criminal activity yeah he MIGHT be the creepiest guy depending on what the truth is which we will never know. Doc Antle is definitely the biggest creep though.
@@prathapkutty7407 Probably his immaculate fashion sense
“Chicken wires, medical grade” must have been the craziest thing Mike said this episode.
it sounds normal
This series has become an amazing time capsule.
Thank you for this.
"Jay... just let me have this"
I've never seen Mike so sad.
Azeitona '84 you could really see the pain there.
I’m so glad that I can turn to RLM for factual, unbiased reporting during times when misinformation spreads like a virus!
I already OWN enough movies that I can't imagine paying $20 to rent one. If I am going to pay that much for a film, I expect to keep it.
Jay looking more and more like Chris Evans by the minute
Thin Thor
Did you mean RICH Evans?
I’m thinking ewan mcgregor
That captain America action figure
Zack Snyder
Give a man a bottle of rum, he'll stay drunk for a day. Teach a man to build his own still and he'll stay nicely drunk for the rest of his life.
Amen brother.
Teach a man to fish, .he'll kill you afterwards
Build a man a fire, and he'll stay warm for the evening.
Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
@@Amateur0Visionary Exactly. Fire is the key to all this. So is family. It's all about family. And rum. I need more rum.
@@Amateur0Visionary No one ever really burns away...
Mike's happy little "Fuck yeah" at 10:19 when he hears about Cheers being remastered is the most wholesome thing ever.
Mike groaning into his alcohol is such a comfort in these trying times
He is all of us
@@HickoryChip0 it's nice to see someone be relatable right now. Not like that hollywood shmuck Rich Evans. I'm so sick of seeing videos of him drinking Coke in his Olympic sized indoor swimming pool.
Maybe the real Quarantine was the friends we made along the way.
LOL
makes u think
o o f
Hats off to you guys for putting that clip from Freddy got fingered on that families TV. I spit up my morning plague beer all over myself.
Their imaginary phone conversations are eerily similar to my imaginary phone conversations as well. It's nice to feel connected to hack frauds...well, the ones that are still alive, anyway. RIP Rich Evans.
No, he got the macarenas
“All these people are horrible” thank you Jay, thank you SO hard
Thank You internent superstar Jay Baumann , don't bond with wild animals .. who knew .
This could be the optimal time to bring back drive-in theaters. There are like 3 in our whole state and the closest one is almost 2 hours away but it seems like a great way to get out of the house without ever having to talk to anyone. They can be run with minimal employee interaction. If fast food drive-thrus can stay open... then drive-in theaters should be good to go. And yeah... Mike with quarantine beard... can totally get some. I’d waste my prime baby making years financially supporting a piece of that.
Govina Taylor wow what a good idea! i actually wonder if theyll start opening drive ins soon...
That could be neat... but I doubt they're going to clear and pave entire commercial lots in population centers for something that will disappear with the vaccine. Keep the buildings up and you can just rent them out again when it's over
I'm kinda diggin Jay's quarantine hair. Looks like a regular Zachary Taylor Thomas
Very old school presidential!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve never seen Mike like this before. Really is breaking new ground.
Ethan Hillberg *Laughs in Rich Evans*
It is stunning and brave! I clapped because I knew what that was!
“Remember BEFORE quarantine when we drank AFTER 3 pm?” I feel that
DESMOND IS POINTING HIS GUN AT HIS HEAD AGAIN.
Call the Smiling Friends
We need to help him take control
\
BLIBLEY CONTROL!!!
*DESMOND*
when you said "Dr Pimple Popper", i looked away from the screen for a bit just in case you showed a clip.
Same, I'm eating oatmeal over here and I almost projectile vomited just from hearing the name..
I love it when the puss shoots out like a snake
I think one of the best aspects of The Invisible Man was how it felt like a good old fashioned story. No sequel bait. No Dark Universe nonsense tucked away anywhere. It was just a solid story with an ending. It was refreshing.
The ending sets up a sequel and the Dark Universe. The invisible suit is Chekhov's gun.
@@georgemoua7349 If you look at the suit as Chekhov's Gun then by the end of the film it would have fulfilled it's purpose in the narrative. My initial point is that this film told a complete story. I'm not saying a sequel can't be made, but the film itself didn't set anything up. Especially not in relation to the Dark Universe. Sure, the suit still exists, but that alone doesn't exactly scream "obvious sequel".
@@twmcg7057 I meant her having the suit at the end of the movie is the Chekhov's gun for the Dark Universe. You've just introduced a character with a superhero suit.
@@georgemoua7349 The suit can be utilized again, sure, but I don't really think it has to be seen as set up for something else just because it exists. The film can have sequels, but as it is it's a standalone film that doesn't overtly set anything up.
@@twmcg7057 That's fair.
They would've filmed this three weeks ago but they had to grow real beards for the joke
Christian Bale just nodded in stoic approval.
I would have loved for them to film just a little bit of this every day, and each shot has their beards grow longer.
The quarantine is proof that jay can put in literally zero effort and I will still have an inexplicable crush on him.
I used to daydream that Jay and I would be perfect together, until I realised he doesn't like Dr Pimple Popper :/
Ehhh I got some bad news for you
@@StrikeWarlock was Exploding Varmints simulated gore?
@@StrikeWarlock fair enough
He'll be putting in literally zero effort when he's a virus-ridden corpse! HIIIIYOOOOO
" I'm out, Imma just gonna watch Cheers.. "😂 yeh, I feel that. And Mike's drunken Cheers rant is effing brilliant 👌
Lol as a " essential worker" in California I appreciate the laughs while I inhale everyones infected air.
Humans are expendable. Must make red line go up.
Need fourth jet and bigger yacht. old yacht doesn't even have a pool.😢
Cry me a river coward
Do you work at a gamestop?