Half in the Bag: Blumhouse's Dirty Secret

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

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  • @ToyInsanity
    @ToyInsanity 4 года назад +3099

    The Macarena virus was 1996 and the Chumbawumba outbreak was 1997. I remember it well because I got infected pretty badly. I got knocked down, but I got up again.

    • @jokerz7936
      @jokerz7936 4 года назад +225

      I Got through it with a Whiskey Drink, a Vodka Drink, a Lager Drink, and a Cider Drink.

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 4 года назад +87

      Yeah, Chumbawumba wasn't that bad because it couldn't keep anyone down. Turns out all you needed to cure it was whisky or vodka.

    • @ethicalcheeze1407
      @ethicalcheeze1407 4 года назад +29

      YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M IN.

    • @niclennox2555
      @niclennox2555 4 года назад +63

      It was never gonna keep me down.

    • @mrredherring2900
      @mrredherring2900 4 года назад +44

      We Europeans also had the Asereje outbreak in 2002. A year later, there was a "Dragostea din tei" Virus here in Central Europe, although that one lasted rather shortly.

  • @Alex_Moldovan_
    @Alex_Moldovan_ 4 года назад +6978

    It's a good thing that the RLM guys are staying home to avoid the Corona virus since, as we all know, the elderly are a high risk population.

    • @michaelcoburn2975
      @michaelcoburn2975 4 года назад +283

      very true and with Rich's crippling diabetes, he is even more at risk

    • @JimmyCaravan
      @JimmyCaravan 4 года назад +276

      @@michaelcoburn2975 not to mention the AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSSS

    • @CorndogNinja
      @CorndogNinja 4 года назад +118

      It's more important than ever to keep these elderly drivers off the road.

    • @ShawnWeeded510
      @ShawnWeeded510 4 года назад +56

      We must respect and protect our old pieces of shit.

    • @Sheridan2LT
      @Sheridan2LT 4 года назад +9

      YOU BASTARDDDDD /s

  • @kaptainKrill
    @kaptainKrill 4 года назад +2993

    RLM is exposing themselves to Rich and his horrible diseases for our entertainment.
    We don’t deserve these heroes.

    • @rtyui136
      @rtyui136 4 года назад +8

      @@SuperDevolution I've never seen someone be so wrong.

    • @Boarbatrice
      @Boarbatrice 4 года назад +33

      SuperDevolution You’re asking the impossible. Being in a room with Rich Evans and NOT wanting to have sex with him is just straight up impossible. The man could end a war by saying he’d have a threesome with the two countries’s leaders

    • @Eagle45678910
      @Eagle45678910 4 года назад +15

      Who is Rich Evans? I only saw Mr. Plinkett.

    • @GREGGHUD
      @GREGGHUD 4 года назад +6

      That's not Rich....that's Mr Pinkett.

    • @wizardpatch9405
      @wizardpatch9405 4 года назад +10

      He mostly comes at night. Mostly.

  • @TsharpInfinity
    @TsharpInfinity 4 года назад +3571

    "This movie looks like Space Cop" - possibly the most scathing critique Mike has ever given a movie

    • @discomfort5760
      @discomfort5760 4 года назад +152

      It was vicious and called for.

    • @MichaelBallif
      @MichaelBallif 4 года назад +60

      Yes. Rich’s crippling diabetes certainly stands no chance.

    • @averyjackblack7420
      @averyjackblack7420 4 года назад +5

      @@MichaelBallif 😢

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 года назад +5

      ​@@viscountrainbows6452 Ecce Spacecop

    • @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme
      @howareyoumoreofaclownthanme 4 года назад +23

      @En ki This is how you make everyone stay away from a video and channel.

  • @Fuzzira
    @Fuzzira 4 года назад +671

    "A dirty clam peddler", sounds like what a brothel owner would be called from The Little Mermaid.

    • @FanboyFilms
      @FanboyFilms 4 года назад +56

      The question is, is he a dirty peddler of clams or a peddler of dirty clams?

    • @Avocado11
      @Avocado11 4 года назад +17

      @@FanboyFilms Or just an unwashed clam on his bike.

    • @comradesockpuppet6476
      @comradesockpuppet6476 4 года назад +14

      Coincidentally, 'the clam' used to be slang for syphilis

    • @chucky187
      @chucky187 4 года назад +21

      @@FanboyFilms Dirty clams need love too. But, be careful where you put it boys, or you'll end up with clam chowder.

    • @sarosp9330
      @sarosp9330 4 года назад +5

      @@FanboyFilms or a dirty peddler of dirty clams?

  • @Doctor3E
    @Doctor3E 4 года назад +2000

    You're laughing, Rich Evans has the Macarena Virus and you're laughing.

  • @BLaiaiprincess
    @BLaiaiprincess 4 года назад +441

    i'm glad Mike is as pissed about Hulu's interface as i am

    • @royblekman8186
      @royblekman8186 4 года назад +24

      Why don’t they simply copy Netflix interface.
      The Netflix interface is probably the best you can make a interface for a streaming service.

    • @JamesonWilde
      @JamesonWilde 4 года назад +11

      I honestly canceled my subscription because I couldn't be bothered with their shitty UI

    • @sleepymandragora1392
      @sleepymandragora1392 4 года назад +19

      Amazon Prime also sucks and they have even more Budget. Boggles my mind, one Design Student could so a better Job.

    • @JamesonWilde
      @JamesonWilde 4 года назад +5

      @@sleepymandragora1392 it's not as bad on the firestick but whenever I go to use it on my smart TV or console I'm disgusted lol. And yeah I don't understand how neither company can figure it out.

    • @trickster721
      @trickster721 4 года назад +23

      They do it on purpose, the theory is that most people will give up trying to browse and watch whatever stupid crap the algorithm tells them to. It's like taking a buffet and putting it in a hall of mirrors.

  • @jamesmack9598
    @jamesmack9598 4 года назад +1353

    I'm beginning to think these 'Lightning Fast' VCR repair guys aren't very fast at all

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +56

      "Fast" refers to them never eating, just drinking endless bottles of Dan Aykroyd's Vodka.

    • @FutBoy281
      @FutBoy281 4 года назад +25

      I'm beginning to think they're not even VCR repair guys at all

    • @MegLovesCute
      @MegLovesCute 4 года назад +7

      james mack This was a very Norm Macdonald joke👍

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 4 года назад +11

      @@LastHazzerd tell me about it...I'm STILL trying to program the clock on this VCR.

    • @happyface7836
      @happyface7836 4 года назад +7

      Tyler Dobbs I’ve been calling these hacks for 26 yrs. not once have they fixed my laser disk or vcr. I paid good money for this. 257 dollars and 56 cents. I’ve even called my friend tamm tamm who knows these boys but no answer. I’ve even resorted to petty pranks like filling their building with tailpipe fumes and hacking their accounts and buying dildos on them. Nothing comes to fruition just random taco recipes. Absolutely terrible service.

  • @Essexstreet1
    @Essexstreet1 4 года назад +603

    I think Mike might actually be sick. He didn't mention Star Trek at all.

    • @brohymn2620
      @brohymn2620 3 года назад +5

      well they talked about kurtzman

    • @periwinkle2486
      @periwinkle2486 9 месяцев назад +1

      i didnt even know he was sick....

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 7 месяцев назад

      @@brohymn2620 As Essexstreets said: Didn't mention Star Trek at all.

  • @grahmpetersen5317
    @grahmpetersen5317 4 года назад +344

    "Blumhouse is keeping the buffet of Hulu stocked with food." -- easily the best quote of 2020 so far.

    • @noelmurphy8008
      @noelmurphy8008 4 года назад +14

      I disagree, Jay following up the buffet metaphor with 'We got a big plate of lukewarm Blumhouse' is the quote of the century

  • @cricket-dp6it
    @cricket-dp6it 4 года назад +631

    Mike trying to explain Los Angeles to confused Jay is the highlight of my day

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 года назад +28

      Given their respective interests, I'd have bet every last dollar to my name that it would've been Jay explaining it to Mike. Zero point five dollars

    • @CasLee
      @CasLee 2 года назад +11

      @@MegaZeta hey you could afford to make the next big blumhouse film

  • @Dittoritos
    @Dittoritos 4 года назад +452

    A Nasty Piece of Work joins the ever-expanding "old lady in the wall" genre

    • @Sp4mMe
      @Sp4mMe 4 года назад +45

      Now a real horror movie would take place in a house with walls made of old ladies.

  • @PatrickBoyda
    @PatrickBoyda 4 года назад +329

    I'm convinced they'll take any opportunity to play that "Here's Moosey" clip

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 4 года назад +31

      “Moose is in the house!”

  • @redsgrave2003
    @redsgrave2003 4 года назад +2022

    The Macarena dance is the most exercise Rich Evans has gotten ever.

    • @Tiamat4
      @Tiamat4 4 года назад +36

      I was actually surprised at how fit Rich looks

    • @redsgrave2003
      @redsgrave2003 4 года назад +80

      @@Tiamat4 He does seem healthy for a 90 year old morbidly obese diabetic man hours away from death

    • @darkstar932
      @darkstar932 4 года назад +31

      I don't know. I'm pretty sure climbing the ladder for the Plinketto board is his Everest. Tough to compare.

    • @redsgrave2003
      @redsgrave2003 4 года назад +12

      @@darkstar932 You bring a good point, I rewatched an episode of Best of the Worst where he walked down some stairs. He was in great pain but it still counts as exercise

    • @ThatDanHalen
      @ThatDanHalen 4 года назад +13

      Mr. Plinkett is not Rich Evans. How dare you compare Mr. Plinkett to that sad sack Rich Evans.

  • @maccatt7274
    @maccatt7274 4 года назад +850

    Blumhouse, securing the longevity of future Best of the Worst for years to come, for our children....

    • @scarymonsters524
      @scarymonsters524 4 года назад +28

      Is this a dog whistle? This feels like a dog whistle.

    • @Mossadstein69
      @Mossadstein69 4 года назад +27

      By then we will probably have to have an actual CGI Rich Evans

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 года назад +11

      I got the Blumhouse blues,
      Said the Blumhouse blues,
      When that jarring shift in quality, gives you Whiplash down to Happy Death Day 3, probably,
      You got them Blumhouse blues

    • @boodadeadclown
      @boodadeadclown 4 года назад +5

      May my children never know the atrocities that I know so well

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 4 года назад +8

      The best Best-of-the-Worsts are the passion projects of severely misguided people. Reviewing factory-produced schlock like this can become wearying.

  • @thomasbicknell175
    @thomasbicknell175 4 года назад +371

    It took me 20 minutes to realize this is just an episode of best of the worst without Rich or Josh.

    • @NemesisMKIII
      @NemesisMKIII 4 года назад +20

      Screw Josh, Culkin is the new Josh

    • @andrewdutcher8722
      @andrewdutcher8722 4 года назад +15

      @@NemesisMKIII screw culkin, we want Colin from Canada!

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 4 года назад +5

      @@andrewdutcher8722 - Josh and Canada's Jim > Jack, Culkin, Canada's Colin

    • @borbafet9206
      @borbafet9206 4 года назад +13

      @@DanArnets1492 jim from canada is the most underrated quest

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 4 года назад +2

      @@borbafet9206 - He doesn't speak much but what he says is really good

  • @archiedebaldo5963
    @archiedebaldo5963 4 года назад +299

    I think I remember PLINKETT suggesting JJ direct Star Wars films... not sure why Mike is always trying to take credit for the idea. Must be cos he's jealous.

  • @jp22887
    @jp22887 4 года назад +604

    Jay's hair is getting more and more David Lynch-ey every day

    • @MrPatters
      @MrPatters 4 года назад +74

      He showed me this thing called a Wookie

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 4 года назад +29

      @@MrPatters The restaurant only served salad. It gave me a headache.

    • @GatorDunnAZ
      @GatorDunnAZ 4 года назад +7

      Mike has a grandpa haircut.

    • @NobodyCaresALot
      @NobodyCaresALot 4 года назад +10

      "BULLSHIT"

    • @NobodyCaresALot
      @NobodyCaresALot 4 года назад

      @@janesmith1840 exactly.

  • @llcoolray3000
    @llcoolray3000 4 года назад +185

    Jay: So obviously "Pooka!" is the best of the worst. What's your choice, Mike?
    Mike: "My Valentine."

    • @GamerHammer
      @GamerHammer 2 года назад +17

      He’s never seen anything like it, it’s new to the palate

  • @Jaspertine
    @Jaspertine 4 года назад +244

    If anyone's curious, Poppy has also split up with Titanic Sinclair, citing abuse and manipulation. In her statement, she heavily implied, but stopped short of confirming, that Mars Argo's allegations were true.

  • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
    @EnsignRedshirtRicky 4 года назад +826

    "From the producers of a successful movie" always means it sucks.

    • @BloodfelX
      @BloodfelX 4 года назад +113

      "This movie has no merits, so here's some movie names you have probably heard to get you curious."

    • @KeyBladeMaster-Dan
      @KeyBladeMaster-Dan 4 года назад +37

      I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!

    • @rowan631
      @rowan631 4 года назад +20

      They only ever say that when it's made by an awful director

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 4 года назад +3

      Word

    • @KynMites
      @KynMites 4 года назад +34

      "Paid for by the people who paid for these better movies"

  • @sanamsam4223
    @sanamsam4223 4 года назад +500

    When I went to see “Invisible Man” literally every single trailer that played was for a Blumhouse movie...

    • @Yoyoitsyoji
      @Yoyoitsyoji 4 года назад +48

      Not even disease can stop Blumhouse

    • @MrChoobsabre
      @MrChoobsabre 4 года назад +16

      @@Umkarz I read this and I clapped

    • @terranceporter2644
      @terranceporter2644 4 года назад +3

      But 'Saint Maud' is an A24 joint.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 4 года назад +3

      @@MrChoobsabre I READ YOUR COMMENT REFERENCING THE CLAPPING IN-JOKE AND I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED BECAUSE I RECOGNIZED THE CLAPPING IN-JOKE

    • @RamnaViaz
      @RamnaViaz 4 года назад +3

      Why would you go see invisible man? Why do you hate yourself? Who hurt you?

  • @DamianBartolacci
    @DamianBartolacci 4 года назад +260

    “I’m still waiting for my check for suggesting JJ Abrams direct Star Wars.”
    “Oh, they’re not asking for their refund yet?”
    I love you guys.

    • @15389
      @15389 3 года назад +19

      "Im getting sued!" hahah

  • @nickjudson7695
    @nickjudson7695 4 года назад +522

    I worked on that first one, actually they shot it at the office for the location company. Which is even more lazy and probably cheaper than using Jason Blum’s house lol.
    For the record it’s next to MacArthur Park in a bad neighborhood but it has a nice skyline view above the crackheads. You’d be shocked to know how many things it has been in. Most locations are used over and over and over to a ridiculous degree and I can’t seem to watch anything shot in Southern California without recognizing that exact spot no matter how brief. After many long shoot days these places are burned into my brain especially as the location was my area of responsibility.

    • @matiasmendoza9274
      @matiasmendoza9274 4 года назад +23

      Thanks for the insight! I've watched some of the episodes of this series recently

    • @delta-9969
      @delta-9969 3 года назад +2

      Was it in Heat?

    • @cacaotocacao
      @cacaotocacao 3 года назад +27

      "but it has a nice skyline view above the crackheads" lmao

    • @sunilKumar-sy9pm
      @sunilKumar-sy9pm 3 года назад +3

      Occupational hazard

    • @jarelllevingston7882
      @jarelllevingston7882 Год назад

      How long did it take to make?

  • @DeflatingAtheism
    @DeflatingAtheism 4 года назад +337

    "It's a film about female empowerment, where the female can't find the exit to a building."
    I would watch 45 minutes just of Mike trying to describe the layout of Los Angeles.

  • @noochvader7577
    @noochvader7577 4 года назад +455

    "I prefer to see a real dog going through a living hell to make a terrible movie." Haha

    • @xylin3683
      @xylin3683 4 года назад +4

      I wonder if that was a dig at Stuckman...

    • @KaiUchiha15
      @KaiUchiha15 4 года назад +8

      mattlines I’m sure it was just a joke

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 года назад

      @@xylin3683 nah because he doesn't like that stuff either

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +49

      Guess that dog just didn't want the Oscar as badly as Leonardo Di Caprio did.

    • @whocares435-z9v
      @whocares435-z9v 4 года назад +3

      I clapped because I saw a thing from the video I just watched!

  • @johncadden202
    @johncadden202 4 года назад +291

    Who needs friends when you have Mike Jay and Rich.

  • @aftertheshowmoviepodcast
    @aftertheshowmoviepodcast 4 года назад +260

    The VCR repair store looks like it's the safest place to be during these difficult times.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 года назад +11

      *Coronavirus Found To Flourish On Magnetic Tape*
      _'Susan's' dying words: "We're all outta Nukie"_

    • @kimbee23
      @kimbee23 4 года назад +8

      They’re at Mr.Plinket’s house.

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 4 года назад +1

      @@kimbee23 Well, yeah, that's why they got corona'd… _never_ leave the VCR repair shop

    • @aftertheshowmoviepodcast
      @aftertheshowmoviepodcast 4 года назад +1

      @@kimbee23 Yeah I get that, but it would be safer in the VCR shop without Plinkett coughing all over them.

  • @Donjuggaxote
    @Donjuggaxote 4 года назад +133

    Everyone talks about The Simpsons predicting everything... Rich, Mike, and Jay are basically prophets

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 года назад +10

      "Who?" --Mike, in one or two years

  • @gogogonzozo
    @gogogonzozo 4 года назад +66

    When Jay was talking about the Poppy situation, I was left thinking "How does this man knows everything about every thing?"

    • @MrHendrix17
      @MrHendrix17 4 года назад +26

      The fact that the word "Lynchian" was used explains it all I feel

    • @delta-9969
      @delta-9969 3 года назад +29

      It's almost as if he has a secret magical box that allows him to search for any word or phrase and then retrieve all the salient details about that particular topic. I just wish the rest of us could benefit from this technology

  • @Skelentor
    @Skelentor 4 года назад +177

    45:31 This comment made me really think about the progression of this series as they've gone on so long that they don't even try to scam Plinkett any more they just hang out at his house for no reason.

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 4 года назад +26

      As usual, Mike and Jay are sheltering in place

    • @gelraldoldo5152
      @gelraldoldo5152 4 года назад +6

      Gotta hang/squat somewhere

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 4 года назад +12

      Plinkett forgot why they're even there.

  • @TurboBlaze244
    @TurboBlaze244 4 года назад +496

    Please, I beg of you, show me as much Rich Evans dancing as you wish, but never, ever make me watch Big Mouth footage.

    • @sully2932
      @sully2932 4 года назад +53

      How can a comedic genius like Mike sit through flaming trash like Big Mouth

    • @Tiamat4
      @Tiamat4 4 года назад +5

      @En ki big mouth is a cartoon

  • @manfulify
    @manfulify 4 года назад +305

    THE GODS HAVE RETURNED TO US
    WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS QUARANTINE AFTER ALL

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 4 года назад +9

      Time to watch every Best of the Worst a couple of times.

  • @kreggur2864
    @kreggur2864 4 года назад +415

    inb4 Rich actually has the coronavirus and this is where he spread it to Jay and Mike

    • @darthdj31
      @darthdj31 4 года назад +39

      @@TerraHv1 it could be some nba shit...

    • @petecamacho3513
      @petecamacho3513 4 года назад +2

      Jay was a carrier in the nerd crew episode. And rich is a boomer. Nuff said.

    • @juliacassiano4499
      @juliacassiano4499 4 года назад +5

      I lowkey am kind of worried that, if they did get the virus, they could potentially die. Cause, ya know, they arent that old, but arent healthy young men either. Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die if RLM were to end.

    • @Cr3zant
      @Cr3zant 4 года назад +3

      @@juliacassiano4499 The mortality rate doesn't really start becoming much of a worry until around late 60s onward, so outside any potentially very unhealthy habits that could compromise their immune systems they should be fine. Hopefully they don't have to take even the miniscule risk regardless though.

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 4 года назад +5

      @@Cr3zant Does watching bad movies count???

  • @linusdn2777
    @linusdn2777 4 года назад +400

    Never thought I'd see Jay talk about Poppy lmao.

  • @Kurdtzdopelgangr
    @Kurdtzdopelgangr 4 года назад +316

    The dancing plague was actually a real life thing. It's so sad to see Mr. Plinkett catch it at such an advanced old age.

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 4 года назад +22

      It was in 1518.

    • @ByronLewis
      @ByronLewis 4 года назад +1

      Just CK2 things

    • @Emrod82
      @Emrod82 4 года назад +9

      Oh, is it that plague which look like people dancing, but it was more like your nervous system fucking dying and you were shaking like a fish under water until death ?

    • @dublinjake
      @dublinjake 4 года назад +6

      @@Emrod82 I thought it was someone cracking from stress and starting to dance for an unreasonable amount of time, prompting everyone else to watch nervously and eventually join their nervous breakdown until eventually a mass hysteria of dancing broke out.

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 3 года назад +9

      @@dublinjake, the dancing plague has been attributed to mass hysteria / stress.
      Constant viral and bacterial epidemics from the 14th to 17th centuries may have played an indirect role in that.
      Knowing that you or anyone you care about was at constant threat of catching a deadly and little understood illness.
      I have been anticipating something similar in the wake of COVID. You can't tell me the devious licks trend in public schools isn't a sign of young people cracking under pressure.

  • @Around_blax_dont_relax
    @Around_blax_dont_relax 4 года назад +551

    Oh, a new redlettermedia video, let me turn off the redlettermedia video i was watching to now watch a new one

    • @MartianSantas
      @MartianSantas 4 года назад +18

      I was just about to watch an old wheel of the worst when I refreshed and this popped up in my sub box. Happy day

    • @GatorDunnAZ
      @GatorDunnAZ 4 года назад +10

      Are you me? I was watching a half in the bag episode from 2011.

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 4 года назад +6

      @@GatorDunnAZ i was watching the geteven/parole violators episode

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 4 года назад +14

      @@GatorDunnAZ LOYALTY TO REDLETTERMEDIA, LOYALTY TO THE BRAND

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +7

      That's right Jay.

  • @AndrewSkatesBadly
    @AndrewSkatesBadly 4 года назад +965

    Very insensitive fellas, you can't talk about the virus that way it's too soon. My grandfather DIED doing the macarena!

  • @insignia9989
    @insignia9989 4 года назад +358

    It is a sin to have Rich Evans out of frame while wearing a 90's style turtleneck tracksuit and dancing the Macarena. Unsubbed.

    • @DangerLevel10
      @DangerLevel10 4 года назад +15

      It was stylistically designed to be that way...Is it time for my Pom Far?

  • @treysonsherk5356
    @treysonsherk5356 4 года назад +46

    The editing of the girl falling off the roof is the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever seen. That was pure art. Tears are rolling down my face I laughed so hard.

  • @DanCGe
    @DanCGe 4 года назад +340

    Rich is wearing Corey Feldman’s track suit

    • @ventarfield7115
      @ventarfield7115 4 года назад +17

      It's crazy what these Rich celebrities find to waste their money on! Original angelic 2 da core track suit must be worth a lot o $$$.

    • @TheDrugOfTheNation
      @TheDrugOfTheNation 4 года назад +7

      He also has two Gremlin arms.

    • @Necron1999
      @Necron1999 4 года назад +6

      Mark Boyes I know Rich’s arms are scrawny and gross, but there’s no need for hurtful comparisons!

  • @Estorium
    @Estorium 4 года назад +71

    "I expected more from a GeoCities website" killed me.

  • @SinCitizenGent
    @SinCitizenGent 9 месяцев назад +9

    Blumhouse is what people should want. We ALL complain about the formulatic blockbuster that costs 100 million dollars, has tons of producer/ director/ big ego celeb battles and resorts that never comes close to making its money back. The 5-7 million Roger Corman method: put it out there w new talent that could eventually become big stars is the way to go. We all go back to look at underrated early work of our favorite stars

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 4 года назад +1073

    I remember when you used to fix VCR's jay, I need a conclusion of that story line please

    • @KaiserMattTygore927
      @KaiserMattTygore927 4 года назад +65

      I'm waiting for the DVD/VHS Dual Player Story Arc.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 4 года назад +26

      @@KaiserMattTygore927 that already happnd whe Mr PLinkett was being romanced by the rich lady that refurbished his entire house with current date movie stuff.

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 4 года назад +10

      I'd like to see the end before the Corona kills me

    • @scotcheggable
      @scotcheggable 4 года назад +1

      @@westerling8436 join the club

    • @pasteghost428
      @pasteghost428 4 года назад +5

      Blumhaus

  • @steffen_k
    @steffen_k 4 года назад +142

    "Mike: Grown-ass adults don't do that."
    YES THEY DO, MIKE! PEOPLE ARE NASTY!

    • @3guysandcamera
      @3guysandcamera 4 года назад +13

      Jay: "mmm"

    • @Drewbie176
      @Drewbie176 3 года назад +8

      Honestly lol. The things I’ve done in a car in a dirty alley are frankly appalling.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs 3 года назад +4

      @@Drewbie176 You had a car to do things in?!? We just had the dirty alley, and we loved it!

    • @RandyHawkeye
      @RandyHawkeye 3 года назад +3

      Sad oral sex? Yes!
      In a car? No, it'll fuck up my back.

  • @HeyitsTom999
    @HeyitsTom999 4 года назад +468

    I appreciate a joke in these uncertain times, but I do hope Rich got tested before they filmed that coughing scene. Otherwise Mike and Jay could have caught AAAAAAAIIIIIIIDS.

  • @ParadoxapocalypSatan
    @ParadoxapocalypSatan 4 года назад +183

    Mike saying "it's the worst thing I ever saw" should always be answered with: So it's your pick for best of the worst?"

    • @theonewiththeeyeoftruth884
      @theonewiththeeyeoftruth884 4 года назад +5

      Isn't the Best Of The Worst the _least_ shitty movie of the bunch?

    • @zmaztermind8303
      @zmaztermind8303 4 года назад +12

      @@theonewiththeeyeoftruth884 i think you vote based off of enjoyment. they've had some arguments behind picking BOTWs but theyve always agreed it's the movie you enjoyed the most, regardless of quality.

    • @gamethingstuff
      @gamethingstuff 4 года назад +12

      We need a supercut of Mike saying "it's the worst thing I ever saw"

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 4 года назад +2

      Z MaZtermind no, Mike only chooses based on what’s the most contrarian

    • @scott-mercer
      @scott-mercer 4 года назад

      @@Kaanfight No he doesn't.

  • @Drumboardist
    @Drumboardist 4 года назад +51

    Worked many buffets in my time. There's always a large trough of french fries, that get infrequently bothered by children, then tossed out by the bushel every night. They're low-quality, not good, not good FOR you, and stupid children are the only ones interested in it.
    French fries, Mike.

  • @tigers3748
    @tigers3748 4 года назад +92

    The day when Rich Evans ACTUALLY coughed on his two friends in the middle of a global pandemic.

  • @vinnye930
    @vinnye930 4 года назад +103

    Mike and jay watching these movies is the equivalent of the buffet donating the uneaten food to a homeless shelter

    • @delta-9969
      @delta-9969 3 года назад +11

      The buffet makes money even when people don't eat the food... then we dig it out of the trash and review it

  • @oily.4608
    @oily.4608 4 года назад +52

    The beloved legend that is Mr. Plinkett has returned

  • @luckyspurs
    @luckyspurs 4 года назад +82

    Blimey, I was watching 5 year old Best of the Worst episodes and this popped up.

  • @TheAlexDivision
    @TheAlexDivision 4 года назад +31

    Loved Mike's ramblings of the LA city planning

    • @Neitenth
      @Neitenth 4 года назад +5

      That office wasn't higher than downtown, though. I worked somewhere in Bel Air with a completely unobstructed cliffside view of downtown and it wasn't anything like these clips.

  • @foxorian
    @foxorian 4 года назад +39

    In Nasty Piece of Work that "corporate headquarters" is actually the same building I work in. 2404 Wilshire Blvd, aka "The American Cement Building". It's part company offices (tech/design) and industrial residential lofts. It borders Macarthur Park and filming at this building happens **all the time.** The parking garage of this building was used in Kill Bill.

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 4 года назад +4

      Yeah, if the movie was filmed in the Hollywood Hills, downtown would be way off in the distance.

  • @bobturner7112
    @bobturner7112 4 года назад +40

    It was a good Half in the Bag in these troubled times.

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 4 года назад +1

      _AIDS in the Time of Corona_ (2020)

    • @sully2932
      @sully2932 4 года назад +1

      They’re trying to help us be optimistic and see the bag as half in :’)

  • @RustyMuck
    @RustyMuck 4 года назад +43

    3:35 - “I never thought I’d hear the words ‘disaster’ and ‘Alex Kurtzman’ used in the same sentence!”
    Reminds me of that one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation...

  • @martinfahy1711
    @martinfahy1711 3 года назад +8

    The line delivery of "Must have put his drum set away " is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

  • @Draconyx13
    @Draconyx13 4 года назад +17

    "So that's Jason Blum, a dirty clam peddler" might just be the funniest thing I've ever heard Mike say.

  • @Orangestar1
    @Orangestar1 4 года назад +89

    The sad thing is a Blumhouse anthology TV series sounds like a great idea. Cut down the running time and budgets to make tight Twilight Zone style episodes. Black Mirror's success proved there's a market for anthology serieses. Then they wouldn't be either horrible flops or huge hits.

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 4 года назад +6

      A Blumhouse anthology series would be _Night Visions_ at best! At _best,_ Daniel O.!

    • @delta-9969
      @delta-9969 3 года назад +7

      As they point out though, for these things to make money it's not necessary that they're good or even that anybody actually watch them. Like a buffet, money is being made at the door regardless if any of the content is consumed

  • @bryonjackson3209
    @bryonjackson3209 4 года назад +52

    Sounds like Blumhouse is the Hallmark Channel of horror now.

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 4 года назад +37

    Seeing Rich do the macarena cracked me up. Such a simple gag, but so effective.

  • @AlisterTate
    @AlisterTate 4 года назад +50

    2017: *"THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE"*
    2020: *_"THAT'S A LOTTA NAMESS"_*

    • @MrDemomanman
      @MrDemomanman 4 года назад +5

      The new meme is much better considering it didnt come from a white supremacist

    • @Bluvoo
      @Bluvoo 4 года назад +16

      @@MrDemomanman Oh i didn't realize people were still stupid enough to believe that Jontron is a white supremacist but here we are

    • @TheHunter2199
      @TheHunter2199 4 года назад +7

      @@MrDemomanman I'm guessing you think pewdiepie is an ethno nationalist too?

    • @OurBenefactors
      @OurBenefactors 4 года назад +2

      2002: "THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS"

    • @AlisterTate
      @AlisterTate 4 года назад +2

      man why yall gotta bring dumb shit up im literally just making jokes.

  • @MrThebadger200
    @MrThebadger200 4 года назад +54

    I love when they do business breakdowns on the industry. These frauds are great teachers. The jack and Jill videos are still all timers

  • @MegaSam777
    @MegaSam777 4 года назад +59

    Last time I was this early, Mike hadn’t finished his bottle of Crystal Skull Vodka yet.

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 4 года назад +10

    I was in one of the Into the Darks as an extra; worked for about 6 days on set. Everyone from the extras to the actors to the crew were pissed at the "Ultra Low Budget." Good director, though; he took the time to talk to his extras and got to know our names (SUPER rare).

  • @CharlieKraken
    @CharlieKraken 4 года назад +326

    Why does Mike have a pathological need to let everyone know he watches Big Mouth?

    • @Awesomesufff
      @Awesomesufff 4 года назад +6

      Hamburger Helper Rin he just likes the show

    • @gabbyprincip1575
      @gabbyprincip1575 4 года назад +125

      Big Mouth is going to be his next Star Trek

    • @kyubii972
      @kyubii972 4 года назад +8

      It's only happened twice

    • @gabbyprincip1575
      @gabbyprincip1575 4 года назад +58

      @@kyubii972 in the last two videos

    • @Bibitybopitybacon
      @Bibitybopitybacon 4 года назад +34

      Everything Mike does is pathological.
      And I love him for it.

  • @penguixyt3246
    @penguixyt3246 4 года назад +7

    "Must've put his drumset away..." oh my god im so glad i discovered this channel 😂 ive found my new thing to binge watch.

  • @Jess-gl9ev
    @Jess-gl9ev Год назад +19

    RIP Julian Sands. 😞

  • @lwzeis
    @lwzeis 4 года назад +13

    I caught the Macarenavirus back in the 90s from some enchiladas that I bought at Rich Evans’ Diabetes Cafe. I complained to Rich and he said I was never allowed back there again.

  • @tyjay6752
    @tyjay6752 4 года назад +92

    Call me crazy, but I think that I would be more upset to learn that the RLM crew had corona than I would be to learn that I personally had corona.

    • @authmastasly
      @authmastasly 4 года назад +8

      It's probably because you're the one who has sure odds of survival...

    • @casbyness
      @casbyness 4 года назад +8

      It's. The. Flu. The only people you should be upset about having it are the very elderly or seriously ill. This is not the plague.

    • @authmastasly
      @authmastasly 4 года назад +20

      Yes, exactly, Mr Plinkett is both very elderly and seriously ill.

    • @casbyness
      @casbyness 4 года назад +14

      @@authmastasly He survived Polio and has lived to over 150 years old I'm sure he'll be fine :)

    • @thebigenchilada678
      @thebigenchilada678 4 года назад +4

      casbyness you should take a vacation to Italy , just make sure you get vaccinated!

  • @terrible-vision8352
    @terrible-vision8352 4 года назад +23

    The buffet anology is brilliant way to describe blumhouse

  • @SirMorNo
    @SirMorNo 4 года назад +4

    just noticed the server with rails on its side with a crtv cord shoved into the side disguised as a computer...oh and dull blade made a cameo appearance on the wall, so much detail!

  • @andrewgwilliam4831
    @andrewgwilliam4831 4 года назад +119

    "Julian Sands is terrible in this." Well, duh.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +20

      Julian Sands being terrible has been a running joke in Britain for years. Check out Mark Kermode reviews from 15 years ago.

    • @manicallydepressedclown
      @manicallydepressedclown 4 года назад +3

      I just realized that 2005 was 15 years ago holy shit.

  • @arronphelps4291
    @arronphelps4291 4 года назад +41

    At 5:50 rich jumps to face the left but in the next cut he's facing right.
    What kind of hack fraud production is this?!

    • @brajuhani
      @brajuhani 4 года назад +4

      yea unsubscribed

    • @briansmithwins
      @briansmithwins 4 года назад +3

      The kind of hacks that made Space Cop

  • @Llirik_Kuynorov
    @Llirik_Kuynorov 4 года назад +34

    it's like the Macarena virus has actually helped Plinkett get in shape. He's looking livelier

  • @timothybayliss6680
    @timothybayliss6680 4 года назад +23

    I actually laughed out loud when Plinkett announced his Macarena Virus. One more laugh than watching two hours of Ghostbusters

  • @olivernottingham
    @olivernottingham 4 года назад +92

    I really can't believe Mike is a fan of big mouth

    • @Senilek
      @Senilek 4 года назад +10

      i think it’s possible to like parts from the show that aren’t really inherent with the rest of the show- i personally think the shame wizard and horny monster were done really well. the other main characters and jokes are just atrocious tho and i would believe mike just groans through most of it like i did

    • @gebs123
      @gebs123 4 года назад +7

      I don't know. I am pretty sure Mike was the one who wrote "The Grawboskis".

  • @pacsmaniac5589
    @pacsmaniac5589 Год назад +3

    lmao I thought the title "Blumhouse's Dirty Secret was a new blumhouse movie that I had no interest in, but Finally gave the video a chance for jay and mike, and I thoroughly enjoyed the video😄😄😄

  • @kaprelesartware
    @kaprelesartware 4 года назад +36

    'The Invisible Man' was the last movie that I saw before cinemas were closed in Belgium because of the macarenavirus.
    Quite ironic: seeing a movie about an invisible threat, then cinemas close because of an invisible threat. Ah! 2020 will be some year! WW3 almost (kinda) happened, forest fires in Australia, storm Ciara in Europe, Macarenavirus ... And it's only march!

    • @chriscorben-green2640
      @chriscorben-green2640 4 года назад +15

      2020:The year Bad Boys 3 was the most successful film of the year.

  • @SrSacaninha
    @SrSacaninha 4 года назад +23

    I'm surprised Jay didn't say "Julian Sands from Boxing Helena".

  • @jonofja
    @jonofja 4 года назад +14

    The first movie is a copy of "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?", a well known play from 1962, when it comes to setup and characters. Even with wholes sentences of dialouge.

  • @TheDegradingSeeker
    @TheDegradingSeeker 4 года назад +9

    I never thought in a million years this channel would reference Poppy

  • @sebastiandefrietas
    @sebastiandefrietas 4 года назад +13

    22:41 As a person who've never been to the states, it's mind blowing how familiar that location looks due to GTA V.
    Sorry if that doesn't make sanse. Also a little drunk atm... Corona isolation and all...

  • @ngopro
    @ngopro 4 года назад +41

    stock footage? Did Rich Evans finance this ep.?

  • @KneelB4Bacon
    @KneelB4Bacon 4 года назад +22

    15:20 _"In this circle, nobody is consuming this product."_
    It's the Circle of Suck!

  • @TheBitBlock
    @TheBitBlock 4 года назад +71

    Pretty sure the sound effect from 1:05 is from the movie The Burbs when the Klopek's basement burns bodies in the furnace. Adding to this, they were talking about Corey Feldman's website so it's even more likely. I'll see myself out.

    • @sirjonsnow
      @sirjonsnow 4 года назад +14

      It's older than that - it's also used in The Empire Strikes Back when the Falcon first can't jump into hyperspace.

    • @rifath8152
      @rifath8152 3 года назад +9

      @@sirjonsnow It's also in Robocop.

  • @GuyVeto
    @GuyVeto 2 года назад +1

    1:08 - That subtle Falcon hyperspace engine fail sound effect was pretty cool 👍🏻

  • @brothersgalore
    @brothersgalore 4 года назад +11

    This was literally before the world ended .. I can still sense “ optimism “ in their voices .. little did we know......

  • @dfreid8951
    @dfreid8951 4 года назад +17

    For those wondering poppy ditched titanic, and warped the persona to a unique thing thats now also hard rock

  • @BERTMARCH
    @BERTMARCH 4 года назад +5

    It just amazes me there is this whole underworld of movies that are maybe seen by hundreds of people - not really low budget films but certainly not high, you can see where the short cuts taken on the screen, etc, sometimes starring actors who are at least sort of recognizable.

  • @NT2k6
    @NT2k6 4 года назад +11

    It's nice to see that the director from Tales From Genesis Space got to refine his idea into Pooka.

  • @dm6182696
    @dm6182696 4 года назад +51

    I died laughing when Rich Evans coughed the Coronavirus on Jay and Mike. I didn't expect to see that today but i'm glad I did.

  • @Casmaniac
    @Casmaniac 4 года назад +8

    "bc the movie needs the happen" appears to be Jay's favourite catchphrase

  • @dt35591
    @dt35591 4 года назад +7

    That buffet analogy is brilliant. Thought he was just going for a "shitty movies = shitty food" thing but it actually all fits together.

  • @sportsnut198
    @sportsnut198 4 года назад +9

    Idk why but the “ah fuck” Mike let out when the site got hacked fucking killed me.

  • @channelname5345
    @channelname5345 3 года назад +9

    Mr. Plinkett's drip is unmatched this episode

  • @nickcarter4006
    @nickcarter4006 Год назад +9

    Remember when Corey Feldman stole my $20? VERY COOL!!!

  • @yohojones
    @yohojones 4 года назад +7

    Honestly laughed out loud at the "That's a lot of names." Give this man an Oscar.

  • @LootandScoot
    @LootandScoot 4 года назад +68

    You think Jay has to wake up 2 hours early just to do his hair and beard

    • @taylorwest6986
      @taylorwest6986 4 года назад +20

      Well, he has to make up for the rest of them.

    • @tallmunchkin868
      @tallmunchkin868 4 года назад +4

      Man, even if he does it’s worth it. It takes him from hopelessly nerdy to unnervingly handsome and charming.

  • @greenhandskelly5580
    @greenhandskelly5580 4 года назад +40

    Púca (pronounced Pooka) is the Irish word for ghost.....
    Mike believes in them