Half in the Bag: Borat 2 and The Haunting of Bly Manor

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • Half in the Bag is back! Since they're not going to the theater to see the 1.5 movies that have actually been released recently, Mike and Jay instead talk about a couple of popular streaming options, the Borat sequel and The Haunting of Bly Manor. RIP Movie Theaters.

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  • @seanmcternan7485
    @seanmcternan7485 3 года назад +5035

    "I didn't care about Tenet either way" - There it is Jay, the cleverest pun based movie joke you've ever made, and you didn't even realize you made it.

    • @beybladeguru101
      @beybladeguru101 3 года назад +242

      "Way, either Tenet about care, didn't I."

    • @asifexisted
      @asifexisted 3 года назад +56

      could you please explain for the uninitiated ( foreigner) .. I don't get it...

    • @cryptophasia8511
      @cryptophasia8511 3 года назад +376

      @@asifexisted "tenet" is a palindrome, meaning it is the same read forwards and backwards, so either way.

    • @mrleedra
      @mrleedra 3 года назад +61

      It’s also a Simpsons reference, from the episode Two Bad Neighbors.

    • @jimd385
      @jimd385 3 года назад +69

      I haven’t seen TENET yet, but it’ll be out on disc shortly so not long now. Love Chris Nolan’s films, but at this point, I’m kinda hoping he’ll drop the non linear-puzzle box style of storytelling that he’s become known for. M.Night Shyamalan went to that well once too often and look how that turned out for him.

  • @LeSensuel
    @LeSensuel 3 года назад +679

    This is the best intro sketch to a Half in the Bag episode ever. I’ve never felt this tense before. Glad Mike is safe until age finally catches up to him.

  • @ArchHippy
    @ArchHippy 3 года назад +1400

    "It's much like that episode of Star Trek." *looks into camera*
    My god. He's becoming self aware.

    • @princexizor5151
      @princexizor5151 3 года назад +42

      And it totally was like that episode of Star Trek

    • @Mausso
      @Mausso 3 года назад +23

      The world will end when he inevitably says, "It's much like that episode of Half in the Bag when I brought up this one episode of Star Trek."

  • @Laizerdisk
    @Laizerdisk 3 года назад +786

    In under 6 minutes we had Mike make a movie idea out of thin air AND compare it to a Star Trek reference. It's like they're speedrunning a Half In The Bag episode.

  • @corbinmarkey466
    @corbinmarkey466 3 года назад +577

    These frauds need to admit that they only reviewed Borat 2 because Tutar, his daughter, was majoring in VCR Repair.

    • @heyyoitsmebrian
      @heyyoitsmebrian 3 года назад +62

      that was a hilarious "coincidence" and i immediately thought of Lighting Fast when that happened

    • @theguardian8317
      @theguardian8317 3 года назад +10

      hahaha good catch

  • @rithessa
    @rithessa 3 года назад +680

    I'm just waiting for:
    "Half in the Baaaag"
    "It's like that episode of Star Trek"

    • @pantalaemon
      @pantalaemon 3 года назад +40

      i clapped when it happened

    • @Lottofatto
      @Lottofatto 3 года назад +13

      @@pantalaemon very cool. Very cool

    • @Snorlink
      @Snorlink 3 года назад +8

      Look at today's video! (Half in the Bag: Censor)

    • @jampersand0
      @jampersand0 3 года назад +4

      Wish granted.

  • @RedundantSquash
    @RedundantSquash 3 года назад +496

    "And then I fell asleep because I had too much rum" I feel like this could be added to the end of any of Mikes sentences for instant comedic effect.

    • @ChristianTheChicken
      @ChristianTheChicken 3 года назад +6

      "and then I farted"

    • @darrenthetuber743
      @darrenthetuber743 3 года назад +2

      It's hard to judge a bad episode of half in the bag.....cuz they don't really exist. But this one feels really off. It's usually because mike's rambling about his love of haunted house movies is just long winded and boring

  • @theocan
    @theocan 3 года назад +471

    After watching that beginning ramble, this is the first Half in the Bag where I genuinely believe that Mike and Jay have been truly broken by 2020.

    • @nathanrisley430
      @nathanrisley430 3 года назад +19

      I loved it. They have so much polished content and this is a reflection of the time. Leaving it in will harken back to absurdity that is these times.

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 3 года назад +11

      I live for Mike Stoklasa Movie Ideas.

    • @chrisjernigan1912
      @chrisjernigan1912 3 года назад +9

      Yeah but it's the main reason I watch RLM. They go off on great tangents. Thank you 2020

  • @ejflor1313
    @ejflor1313 3 года назад +707

    Had no idea Mike was a TNG fan! It was nice for him to pull on that obscure show for reference.

    • @cacophonousantiquarian8803
      @cacophonousantiquarian8803 3 года назад +8

      He is the biggest TNG fan.

    • @BoomiestBomb
      @BoomiestBomb 3 года назад +30

      @@cacophonousantiquarian8803 no

    • @iusegentoobtw
      @iusegentoobtw 3 года назад +21

      @@cacophonousantiquarian8803 no

    • @toxico299
      @toxico299 3 года назад +17

      @@cacophonousantiquarian8803 no

    • @y0bc0
      @y0bc0 3 года назад +13

      @@cacophonousantiquarian8803 no

  • @rokulus7910
    @rokulus7910 3 года назад +428

    Every time Mike says ghost in a Wisconsin accent an angel gets its wings.

    • @Bobojanglesbo
      @Bobojanglesbo 3 года назад +23

      Go-ohst

    • @cecaloather8701
      @cecaloather8701 3 года назад +1

      Thought he lived in Arizona in his youth. So did he pick up the accent or was he originally from Wisconsin?

    • @crunchii891
      @crunchii891 3 года назад +3

      @@cecaloather8701 I heard he was originally from Illinois but I could be wrong

    • @cecaloather8701
      @cecaloather8701 3 года назад +3

      @@crunchii891 Redlettermedia was founded in Arizona so I thought he was from there. But if he has a northern accent then you might be right

    • @richardtheconquerer
      @richardtheconquerer 3 года назад +8

      @@cecaloather8701 he and Rich are from Chicaaaaago area but I think he exaggerates the way he says "ghost" on purpose

  • @nitrodubs8966
    @nitrodubs8966 3 года назад +701

    I saw Mike Stoklasa at the gas station. He was stuffing Reese's fast breaks in his pocket and threatened me not to inform the cashier. Scary!

    • @forteerick937
      @forteerick937 3 года назад +67

      If he didn't mention Star Trek to you at least 10 times it wasn't him

    • @darrenthetuber743
      @darrenthetuber743 3 года назад +43

      I'm guessing most of the population of Wisconsin looks like Mike, it could've been anyone

    • @milkitea669
      @milkitea669 3 года назад +37

      That's the shortest version of this Copypasta I've ever seen

    • @CthulhuRogers
      @CthulhuRogers 3 года назад +9

      Sad!

    • @TactlessHog
      @TactlessHog 3 года назад +7

      did he get in a soccer mom van afterwards with his grandma

  • @laserbeamlightning
    @laserbeamlightning 3 года назад +674

    I would love for Borat’s daughter to be in an episode of half in the bag after she gets her degree in VCR repair

    • @dsrsp
      @dsrsp 3 года назад +48

      My god I laughed so hard when they were walking down that hall and the introduction guy announced them lol VCR Repair.. funny stuff

  • @mrwires232
    @mrwires232 3 года назад +345

    That look Mike gives the camera when he realises he's referenced Star Trek before the ten minute mark

    • @darrenthetuber743
      @darrenthetuber743 3 года назад +2

      Where's the alarm sound they used for Civil War

  • @gooberweevil
    @gooberweevil 3 года назад +209

    I worked on Chopped and it's completely true. once we spent a good half hour dropping a raw turkey in a bathroom to record the sound since we missed it in the actual shoot. Editors can make anyone look bad with a few evil genius cuts.

    • @rogerthecat929
      @rogerthecat929 3 года назад +5

      As a big Chopped fan how does Ted Allen smell?

    • @beaublondeau
      @beaublondeau 3 года назад +9

      @@rogerthecat929 Like whatever's in the mystery basket that day.

    • @RandyHawkeye
      @RandyHawkeye 3 года назад +7

      @@rogerthecat929 He smells with his nose.

  • @Jasontyo
    @Jasontyo 3 года назад +757

    Mike never sounds more Wisconsin than when he says "Ghost" .

    • @mikeblock48
      @mikeblock48 3 года назад +17

      He's from Arizona.

    • @mfenn7325
      @mfenn7325 3 года назад +74

      @@mikeblock48 accents are contagious, especially how long he's been in Wisconsin

    • @johnsonxochil4359
      @johnsonxochil4359 3 года назад +2

      Coast

    • @HieronymousLex
      @HieronymousLex 3 года назад +38

      @@mfenn7325 I can attest to this, I was born and raised in California, moved to Wisconsin for 15 years and when I moved back people would ask me where I was from

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 3 года назад +3

      Nobody "sounds Wisconsin"...

  • @lazlow9640
    @lazlow9640 3 года назад +826

    Mike: It's like that episode of Star Trek, The One wi.....
    Jay: OKAY

    • @silverschannel8578
      @silverschannel8578 3 года назад +9

      The One with the Scottish Sex Ghost

    • @halfmoon4163
      @halfmoon4163 3 года назад +1

      @@silverschannel8578 excusE ME WHAT

    • @silverschannel8578
      @silverschannel8578 3 года назад +11

      @@halfmoon4163 i wanted to reference some TNG episode that has anything to do with ghosts/hauntings so I chose "Sub Rosa." And "Scottish Sex Ghost" is not even an exaggeration or anything like that, it's exactly what happens in the episode lol

    • @joerig96
      @joerig96 3 года назад +2

      Jay had 'them' enough 😄😄

  • @peepers20001
    @peepers20001 3 года назад +1024

    I took my father to the original Borat movie, and usually he liked history or more dramatic films, I figured something funny as a break.
    (My father was at time a Eastern European immigrant from the post WW2 era)
    The funny part is after the movie I asked him what he thought and he said; "Y'know after the cold war ended i figured Kazakhstan would be doing alot better...they're not doing well at all"
    I still think this is the funniest thing he's ever said.
    Hahaha

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 3 года назад +32

      If just reading the story you mention is funny enough I can't imagine how funny it was to actually witnessing as it unfolded in real life.

    • @dracowar6
      @dracowar6 3 года назад +21

      how did he not catch that the gypsies at the start of Borat were all speaking Romanian ? maybe he didn't pay attention, because i've yet to meet a Romanian that didn't get a little pissed about that part.
      i assume your father is/was Romanian, since you have the most popular Romanian last name, that's why i'm asking

    • @peepers20001
      @peepers20001 3 года назад +18

      @@dracowar6 He is, he might have heard that part but ignored it, the part I thought was funny was his misunderstanding of the parody and also ignoring the naked male wrestling.
      He wasn't a dumb guy, maybe the Borat character is actually close to people he's met or something.
      Lol

    • @ishmaelambrosine6458
      @ishmaelambrosine6458 3 года назад

      Hey you should let your farther know that now, Kazakhstan is actullay doing rather well. Hope he's plesantly suprised

    • @VadimPakhutkin
      @VadimPakhutkin 3 года назад +2

      @@peepers20001 no, I assure you, he's quite ignorant - unless he was sarcastic. That's exactly the kind of people Borat is meant to expose as ignorant. And there are plenty of those in Europe too, not just the US.
      Hopefully he was just making a joke (a good one, btw).

  • @AshPragasam
    @AshPragasam 3 года назад +322

    Mike: As editors ourselves we know you can make people look terrible
    Rich Evans:

    • @HEAVYDIAPER
      @HEAVYDIAPER Год назад +9

      Which is sad because Rich Evans is the Brad Pitt of Milwaukee.

  • @ericvenne9217
    @ericvenne9217 3 года назад +301

    Mikes half-assed ideas are better than most netflix originals.

  • @DA5T
    @DA5T 3 года назад +314

    This literally has turned into Jay listening to the ramblings of a madman and I love it

  • @RicAdbur
    @RicAdbur 3 года назад +147

    I knew Jay edited this one as soon as a picture of Discovery popped up labeled "Next Generation." I hope Mike was furious.

  • @BestEverFoodReviewShow
    @BestEverFoodReviewShow 3 года назад +2513

    Amazon won’t let me watch borat cause I live in Vietnam. They’re super smart and good at running a steaming service.

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 3 года назад +1015

    I see rich's complex assassination attempt failed.

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 3 года назад +40

      You just know Rich is currently in his evil lair coming up with new methods to take down Mike. Most likely he’s working on a massive ShowBiz Pizza Bear Army that injects it’s enemies with AIDDDSSSSSS

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 3 года назад +26

      @@TheFallofTheEleventh He's already broken Mike's spirit by getting William Shatner to publicly mock him now he needs to break the body.

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 3 года назад +6

      @@macrussell78 Thats when the good work begins

    • @TheThoker
      @TheThoker 3 года назад +3

      Or did it fail? Maybe it was just another one of Rich’s distractions for the real plan. Rich Evans is just on another level. A real master mind.

    • @TheComixkid2099
      @TheComixkid2099 3 года назад +2

      Who do you think killed Jay?

  • @rubberduckyjr8527
    @rubberduckyjr8527 3 года назад +213

    As a Bulgarian person it was genuinely funny you said 'Bulgaria' 12 times in the first half and then said the actress in Borat was Romanian when she is in fact.. Bulgarian

    • @beershits9340
      @beershits9340 Год назад

      In America y'all all Russian lol we know even less about eastern Europe than we do Asians who are all either Chinese or Japanese lol

    • @rubberduckyjr8527
      @rubberduckyjr8527 Год назад

      @@beershits9340 Then let me be the first easern european to let you know that Russia is shit and we don't want to be confused with them

  • @scoobyk3425
    @scoobyk3425 3 года назад +690

    Mike "Peter Dinklage would be good in the circus" Stoklasa

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 года назад +16

      I need Dinklage as master in my ring!

    • @sboinkthelegday3892
      @sboinkthelegday3892 3 года назад +15

      Me: "Littler Peter? What the heck is this man talking about?
      Jay: "Peter Dinklage?"
      ...must have been a contextual thing between close friends.

    • @jackthome554
      @jackthome554 3 года назад +13

      season 8 is a circus and he was alright

    • @naturesquad9174
      @naturesquad9174 3 года назад +35

      @Quick Dry that Cohen is considered a "far left radical" really just shows how far to the extreme right American political discourse has moved since 2006

    • @sboinkthelegday3892
      @sboinkthelegday3892 3 года назад +14

      @@naturesquad9174 Left means censorship, mass blanket censorship like he suggested makes it far, and radical just means adherence to the root ideology. You might consider anything right of doublespeak "extreme right", but that's not insulting to people who don't do doublespeak. Without doublespeak "extreme" doesn't mean "extremist" like in your vocabulary. Burning buildings is extremist, "extreme discourse" is a fake excuse to burn buildings.

  • @janpawedwa4590
    @janpawedwa4590 3 года назад +228

    5:53 Jay finally found a way to deal with Mike constantly bringing up Star Trek: just ignore it, do not engage in conversation, and the problem will go away.
    Brilliant!

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 года назад +31

      Exactly. Unfortunately Jay isn't quite as big of a Trekie as internet celeb and dyslexia advocate Rich Evans!

    • @jimd385
      @jimd385 3 года назад +12

      @Craton ...that reminds me of an episode of ‘Re-View’, where Mike and Rich talk about an episode of TNG where everyone ignores Geordie and Ro.

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 года назад

      @Andrew Hogan Thanks that's one of my best.

    • @Cyromantik
      @Cyromantik 3 года назад +1

      Maybe he was already dead at the time of that comment and only looks like he's living while having a lively discussion with Mike through editing magic.

  • @umbasamufasa9676
    @umbasamufasa9676 3 года назад +148

    Came for a Borat review, left with an introductory course in film editing

  • @ivayloivanov2462
    @ivayloivanov2462 3 года назад +244

    As a Bulgarian, I feel pretty amazed with the fact that these two hacks talked about a Bulgarian circus for 15 minutes, but failed to acknowledge the fact that the actress that plays Borat's daughter is Bulgarian and not Romanian.

    • @RottweilerRage
      @RottweilerRage 3 года назад +16

      I was about to write this exact comment but I came across yours so I upvoted instead.

    • @pauliegualtieri733
      @pauliegualtieri733 3 года назад +44

      I was about to write the same comment but I realized that no one else gives a shit if she's Bulgarian or Romanian.

    • @RottweilerRage
      @RottweilerRage 3 года назад +9

      @@hihi-sj8wd No, she's not putting on an accent. That is her normal Bulgarian accent.

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 3 года назад +3

      @@bezahltersystemtroll5055 Less gypsies in Bulgaria maybe?

    • @SDallstar
      @SDallstar 3 года назад +3

      Or that she was majoring in VCR repair.

  • @cam897
    @cam897 3 года назад +639

    Jay talking about annoying Borat impressions and then hard cutting to Mike’s Borat impression almost made me spit out my cereal

    • @cam897
      @cam897 3 года назад +7

      @@feist__ 52:05

    • @HughMansonMD
      @HughMansonMD 3 года назад +14

      I don't care what anyone says, Borat impressions are always tasteful and have never gone out of style

    • @domdellamorte
      @domdellamorte 3 года назад +7

      Jonny It’s definitely a good thing you don’t care what anyone else says.

  • @MisterDantastic
    @MisterDantastic 3 года назад +853

    Mike describing the cinema
    "sitting next to a fatso eating nachos in your ear"
    I mean, you could go without Rich.

    • @thedumbdog1964
      @thedumbdog1964 3 года назад +68

      No you can’t!

    • @MrMinima86
      @MrMinima86 3 года назад +30

      Mike is that fatso eating nachos...he was talking about jays cinema experience

    • @MilanousMedia
      @MilanousMedia 3 года назад +5

      Savage

  • @weedwin7356
    @weedwin7356 3 года назад +215

    The upload rate recently has been nuts, mad respect.

    • @dirktheodale7066
      @dirktheodale7066 3 года назад +22

      True... but in fairness, the VCR repair shop pretty much runs itself...

    • @RakastanPorkkanakakkua
      @RakastanPorkkanakakkua 3 года назад +1

      if you enjoy Mike talking about Star Trek...
      This is the first Half in The Bag in a long time

  • @justaguy12345
    @justaguy12345 3 года назад +251

    When Mike mentioned editing I actually was thinking a lot of the first Borat. If you watch him sing the national anthem at the rodeo, there are cuts periodically to people loudly booing. Then there are cuts back to him singing, and you can see the audience behind him, and they are NOT visibly booing... they are kinda just standing there. Definitely filmed at different times (maybe from later in the song?). I agree that there was more editing/ADR in the sequel, but I think the first movie had a bunch too.

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, that movie ruled.

    • @Tamacat388
      @Tamacat388 3 года назад +30

      I have a feeling none of these hidden camera movies would work without extensive fibbing like that.

    • @timc9806
      @timc9806 3 года назад +7

      Here's another thought. Borat isn't making fun of stupid people. He's actually showing just how polite people are and how much silliness and rudeness normal people will put up with so THEY aren't rude. Kind of skewers most of it when you realise that...

  • @carlsagan856
    @carlsagan856 3 года назад +444

    SPOILERS:
    So amused at how Mike, by ad-libbing an overly convoluted plot to ‘Tent’, actually nailed the climax to ‘Tenet’ in which a crack team of soldiers have to penetrate an underground bunker in order to control the reversal of time

    • @milfordmilfordmilford
      @milfordmilfordmilford 3 года назад +44

      Oh, so that was what the hell was happening. I couldn't even figure out who the parts of that conflict were, much less what the objectives were.

    • @Kamibandit
      @Kamibandit 3 года назад +23

      He can’t keep getting away with it!!

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 3 года назад +17

      @@milfordmilfordmilford I keep hearing this from everyone. That the movie was a convoluted mess, but instead of that they keep saying it's "complex", it "really makes you think" and that it requires "some knowledge about time travel before you can start making sense of this new representation of the concept". Just sounds like nobody got it but they don't want to admit it.

    • @olive985
      @olive985 3 года назад +9

      @@DarkAngelEU ok so basically tenet doesnt actually make sense if you think about it. Most time travel movies dont

    • @Mindboggles
      @Mindboggles 3 года назад +7

      @@DarkAngelEU the movie is nonsense, but it's definitely not hard to understand. It's like nobody ever watched a time travel movie in their life before.

  • @IceeFenix
    @IceeFenix 3 года назад +300

    Long haired Jay is the evil alternate universe counterpart we've always needed.

    • @TheNightmoose
      @TheNightmoose 3 года назад +19

      darkest timeline Jay

    • @IceeFenix
      @IceeFenix 3 года назад +27

      Punished Jay: A Critic Denied his Releases

    • @daletonello8965
      @daletonello8965 3 года назад +1

      Mirror mirror Jay

    • @nerdiestmaximus
      @nerdiestmaximus 3 года назад +2

      @@IceeFenix why are we still here? Just to repair vcrs?

  • @Anwelei
    @Anwelei 3 года назад +257

    Re: about the toilet thing. Back when i was a kid, we knew several immigrants from very poor countries or were just from poor areas in their countries. After we found poopy tp mounds in our bathroom trash, my parents explained to us kids our plumbing is good enough to flush TP to theirs back home didnt or simply didnt have plumbing. And my parents knew this because they have visited some really poor areas in other countries. I remember the poopy trash stopped so apparently my parents bothered to explain.
    The fact that one lady cared enough to explain how to use the toilet was literally just accepting Borat was from a different place. It wasnt looking down on the guy. If anything you guys are looking down on her for simply believing a man was a from a really foreign place she didnt understand but helped out.

    • @CoercedJab
      @CoercedJab 3 года назад +46

      Anwelei yes it also ignores a trend back then before the borat release where the US had programs on stuff like PBS showing people from really poor countries escaping to the US. I remember watching them freak out about light inside of rooms and flushing toilets so that lady was jus5 being nice but the point mike was making was also still good. Just wrong example

    • @acaustik8763
      @acaustik8763 3 года назад +66

      I also did not understand how they skewed it to be the ladies fault.

    • @TheEnoEtile
      @TheEnoEtile 3 года назад +30

      Hell even in fairly prosperous countries they don't flush TP. I live in South Korea and you're not supposed to flush TP here. I mean I do, because fuck it. But most South Koreans don't.

    • @mryan89
      @mryan89 3 года назад +19

      @@TrekBeatTK no, it really isn’t

    • @Saint_Cuthbert
      @Saint_Cuthbert 3 года назад +33

      Yeah this was not a good take from them. Such a bizarre interpretation of her trying to help. It's still funny!

  • @scrawls101
    @scrawls101 3 года назад +406

    When they were talking about how easy it would be to manipulate the rudy giuliani scene I was hoping mike would mention the simpsons episode where homer is accused of sexually harassing a girl and the news totally recuts his interview

    • @paulconrad6220
      @paulconrad6220 3 года назад +70

      Sweet caaaaan...

    • @rokulus7910
      @rokulus7910 3 года назад +62

      Dramatization. May not have happened.

    • @Aaron-yc2eq
      @Aaron-yc2eq 3 года назад +57

      Homer was falsely accused.
      Rudy was probably erect.

    • @bobsnob3073
      @bobsnob3073 3 года назад +81

      @@Aaron-yc2eq An older man being turned on by a 24 year old woman? Say it isn't so!!!!!!

    • @serberus5233
      @serberus5233 3 года назад +22

      Your silence will only incriminate you further.

  • @obi-onekenerdi
    @obi-onekenerdi 3 года назад +145

    Did it take them almost 8 straight minutes to get to the even remotely talking about the first movie? Yes, yes it did. And every second of the journey was magical.

  • @buzzybuzzbuzz760
    @buzzybuzzbuzz760 3 года назад +236

    Jay might be dead, but Chris Evans is right there to take his place.

    • @aftermarkgaming
      @aftermarkgaming 3 года назад +13

      People watch this show to see Mike Stoklasa and the other guy. Not to see Mike and the other other guy!

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 3 года назад

      America's Ass 2.0

  • @borispeshev
    @borispeshev 3 года назад +201

    The daughter is a Bulgarian actress, same as the circus that almost killed hitler

    • @retardedfishfrogs1
      @retardedfishfrogs1 3 года назад +11

      Seeing you're also Bulgarian, it seems we're the only ones to catch that.

    • @thevangov
      @thevangov 3 года назад +4

      Nobody cares which Romanian city, she's from...

  • @ThatBulgarian
    @ThatBulgarian 3 года назад +199

    Fun fact: the daughter was speaking in full bulgarian and not ad-libbing. 95% of the subs were what she was saying in Bulgarian

    • @Aaron-yc2eq
      @Aaron-yc2eq 3 года назад +50

      Username checks out

    • @EskimoCreamKing
      @EskimoCreamKing 3 года назад +1

      I thought they were speaking hebrew

    • @ThatBulgarian
      @ThatBulgarian 3 года назад +2

      @@EskimoCreamKing Borat is which I didn't know at the time but the girl is speaking Bulgarian

  • @wint956
    @wint956 3 года назад +284

    The real Jay is trapped in the black lodge. We are seeing the evil Jay

  • @cookiesontoast9981
    @cookiesontoast9981 3 года назад +100

    That intro with the mug chip in the drink was legitimately entertaining. I don't know why.

    • @eddiem4268
      @eddiem4268 3 года назад +39

      introduction of conflict (chip in the mug) heightening of stakes (he might have already eaten it) and a satisfying conclusion (he finds the chip). full story

    • @AlmightyCouchPotato
      @AlmightyCouchPotato 3 года назад +11

      Because it was something differant. Breaking cultural norms. I laughed. Very cool, very cool.

    • @ogolthorp
      @ogolthorp 2 года назад

      Natural drunken charisma

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 3 года назад +517

    So "Tenet" was _thissss close_ to being named "Racecar". Such a shame.

    • @Wackamole56
      @Wackamole56 3 года назад +59

      In an alternative universe, we got: "Stunt Nuts". This truly is the worst timeline.

    • @nunchuckfilms
      @nunchuckfilms 3 года назад +30

      I am so slow I had to read that joke 10 times to get it.
      I heard it was going to be called
      A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA
      But I could be totally wrong.

    • @Laizerdisk
      @Laizerdisk 3 года назад +20

      @@Wackamole56 working title: "Bob"

    • @speedracer8433
      @speedracer8433 3 года назад +9

      Or Yo banana boy!

    • @tanookigt
      @tanookigt 3 года назад +1

      Rise to vote, sir!

  • @Edzhik
    @Edzhik 3 года назад +472

    Hey, hacks! Did you know, that Disney actually stole your brilliant Star Wars time travel plot idea from your Rise of Skywalker's Pants Predictions video?! And are now making it in a Lego themed holliday special! I advise your legal team to look into it!

    • @lilpilatesvevo4493
      @lilpilatesvevo4493 3 года назад +74

      Give Macaulay Culkin some time, he's doing his best.

    • @Shooopdawooooop
      @Shooopdawooooop 3 года назад +39

      Pretty hilarious that they don’t just give these guy some writing gig instead of just blatantly ripping off their half baked ideas they did for an internet video for films they were mocking/milking for views. RLM is very talented at writing they should just give mike and rich writing credits for Star Wars. Then they’ll have proof they can write and they’ll save us from Kurtztrek

    • @gowankommando
      @gowankommando 3 года назад +25

      @@Shooopdawooooop They aren't woke enough for Disney

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 3 года назад +23

      Wait until they "take inspiration" from this episode and make their own version of TENT.

    • @Prof_Tickles92
      @Prof_Tickles92 3 года назад +13

      Right because time travel is a completely original idea and not a staple of science and fantasy fiction. There was no chance of it ever coming up in Star Wars?

  • @BryanWolfe12
    @BryanWolfe12 3 года назад +193

    When Mike says "ghost", his Wisconsin really shines.

    • @shelbyvillerules9962
      @shelbyvillerules9962 3 года назад +4

      He just has a fascination with the paranormal that’s all.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 3 года назад +9

      That and 'Winnebago' XD

    • @rmtaillefer
      @rmtaillefer 3 года назад +1

      @Sheev Palpatine cool, I had never heard that before.

    • @rmtaillefer
      @rmtaillefer 3 года назад +1

      @Sheev Palpatine absolutely, I’ve had friends and family members pick up accents and dialects even after only a year or so in another country/region! Hell I remember about a decade ago I binged Torchwood one summer, and noticed that on some words I had a Welsh lilt for a couple weeks 😂

  • @MartinPittBradley
    @MartinPittBradley 3 года назад +376

    I think Mike has a very neutral accent... and then he says “go-ohhst“

    • @paulmooney4654
      @paulmooney4654 3 года назад +25

      It's the same way the old scottish guy in Sub Rosa says it. Sub Rosa is the episode of TNG with the candle and the space ghost.

    • @matthewbowen5841
      @matthewbowen5841 3 года назад +1

      When he says "no" it reminds me of that African politician messing up the metaphor... "no no no"

    • @alexcohen700
      @alexcohen700 3 года назад

      It's how I say ghost now. It's infected me

    • @Trevin_Taylor
      @Trevin_Taylor 3 года назад

      @@alexcohen700 I hate to admit I think I’m doing it too.

    • @wabznasm9660
      @wabznasm9660 3 года назад +2

      They boahhth do it

  • @unkellgrga9223
    @unkellgrga9223 3 года назад +65

    The innocents from 1961 is an overlooked gothic yet subtle masterpiece based on turn of the screw but sadly these remakes are getting way more recognition , highly recommended movie for any horror fan out there

    • @bigjakenstuff
      @bigjakenstuff 3 года назад +16

      Nobody needs to watch any of the other movies they mentioned, just watch this one.

    • @FenderUsa
      @FenderUsa 3 года назад +4

      @@bigjakenstuff i'm honestly shocked they didn't mention the innocents, especially Jay

    • @askewfilms1705
      @askewfilms1705 3 года назад +4

      The Innocents is amazing. I'm disappointed that neither of them brought it up, but I don't think either of them are big classic movie fans.

    • @astroblast2325
      @astroblast2325 3 года назад

      I've seldom heard it mentioned but recognize the name, thank you for the recommendation, I want to get into old horror/gothic!

    • @unkellgrga9223
      @unkellgrga9223 3 года назад +2

      @@astroblast2325 you're welcome , It's one of my all time favourite films any genre and works seemingly to this day even , o willow waly Will be echoing through your head constantly after you've seen it

  • @ThingstoWatch37
    @ThingstoWatch37 3 года назад +584

    The most disturbing thing here: The color of Mike's coffee.. You know you can have more than one coffee bean per cup right?

    • @carbonhazard
      @carbonhazard 3 года назад +74

      spoiler: it wasn't coffee

    • @tinyturnip7676
      @tinyturnip7676 3 года назад +42

      I assumed that was rum or something

    • @MmmKayHuuNay
      @MmmKayHuuNay 3 года назад +34

      That isn't coffee...lmao.

    • @TheBackOfTheClassroom
      @TheBackOfTheClassroom 3 года назад +24

      Looked like sweet tea or whiskey

    • @dsrsp
      @dsrsp 3 года назад +19

      In Brazil we have a nickname to that kind of coffee. Chafé. In portuguese coffee = café and tea = chá, there you have it chafé. Lol

  • @bennyharvey6710
    @bennyharvey6710 3 года назад +118

    Mike looks so tired in this one, I'm genuinely starting to believe the idea that Jay is stealing his youth somehow

  • @ironwolf56
    @ironwolf56 3 года назад +32

    I love how so much of RLM's content just randomly segues into other conversations about other things; watched this episode never thinking I'd see them perfectly sum up why so many reality show cooking episodes feel exactly the same but they did.

  • @anthonywilson2335
    @anthonywilson2335 3 года назад +40

    I punch the wall every time I hear of Lost. My house is now an open space concept

  • @kay4944
    @kay4944 3 года назад +295

    Never realized Mike's Wisconsin accent till he kept saying Ghost lol

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 3 года назад +41

      Winnebago and ghost are the code words to unleash his Wisconsin spirit...

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 3 года назад +28

      @Crow That doesn't sound remotely right yet its true.

    • @jessicazimmer8910
      @jessicazimmer8910 3 года назад +12

      @Crow I think depending on where exactly you're from, Chicago/Wiscconsin/Minnesota accents can blur. I live on the border of IL/WI and know mine can shift at times.

    • @LavishButtocks
      @LavishButtocks 3 года назад +7

      I knew someone from Indiana that said ghost like that too, might be a general midwest thing or a "some people just pronounce some words in a goofy manner"

    • @lisaann2556
      @lisaann2556 3 года назад +4

      I say it the same way and I’m from Illinois. So probably just a Midwest thing. Lol

  • @mord3030
    @mord3030 3 года назад +200

    I'd love to hear you guys talk more about deceptive editing tricks in shitty shows and movies. The US Kitchen Nightmares show absolutely bombards you with forced fake emotions.

    • @Jabba094
      @Jabba094 3 года назад +37

      The UK version however, no censors and dramatic music. Leagues above

    • @Condud1
      @Condud1 3 года назад +28

      Very similar editing to US Hell's Kitchen, which contains my favourite editing blunder. In season six, one chef shows up in the background of a shot despite being eliminated three episodes prior

    • @jetydosa1
      @jetydosa1 3 года назад +2

      oh boy did you nail it. it's embarrasing to watch

    • @mord3030
      @mord3030 3 года назад +3

      @@Jabba094 the UK version is some of the greatest TV to watch. It's crazy what the contrasts in competent editors can do.

    • @harrisonwestphall2381
      @harrisonwestphall2381 3 года назад +2

      Also Mystery Diners.

  • @ArchibaldClumpy
    @ArchibaldClumpy 3 года назад +36

    Half in the Bag now has the vibe of Jay visiting Mike at the nursing home and nodding politely until his hour is up.

  • @biffodio
    @biffodio 3 года назад +29

    That moonflower scene perfectly illustrates one of the main problems with modern television writing: "I am a character with a backstory, a handful of deep truths that explain all of my motivations. Let me now tell you in detail what I'm feeling and why, on a subconscious level that I wouldn't be able to readily explicate if I were written like a human being."

    • @batwingsoda
      @batwingsoda 3 года назад +3

      it feels like they’re pandering to the less intelligent ppl in the audience bc some ppl are rly that stupid

  • @jaknadle6635
    @jaknadle6635 3 года назад +166

    The movie that mike described sounds like a good idea for a sequel to The Prestige.

  • @frankthetank2550
    @frankthetank2550 3 года назад +80

    The woman who was trying to teach Borat how to use a toilet doesn't teach him because she assumed that Kazakhstan doesn't have indoor plumbing, she was teaching him because he definitely did not use the toilet correctly
    If anything, she's awesome for caring enough to endure teaching someone like him how to use one

    • @badcontent7812
      @badcontent7812 2 года назад +23

      That's how I feel about it. The dude came down with his shit in a bag. The first thought someone would have is "...this dude either has never used a toilet or has serious brain damage"

  • @Frey_2026
    @Frey_2026 3 года назад +141

    Jay: "People keep asking if I'm back, but until right now I didn't really have an answer, but yes, I'm thinking I'm back"

  • @PsykoPupMedia
    @PsykoPupMedia 3 года назад +67

    I just discovered red letter media and I think I'm addicted to this channel already. The cool thing is I have about 200 episodes to watch!

    • @sangvang9789
      @sangvang9789 3 года назад +7

      Have fun!

    • @arranboon1
      @arranboon1 3 года назад +14

      Welcome to your new life of cynicism and long-term depression :D At least there’s alcohol!

    • @JihadNinja
      @JihadNinja 3 года назад +5

      Watch the plinkett star wars videos immediately

    • @randomcharacter6501
      @randomcharacter6501 3 года назад +3

      Check out their Nerd Crew videos, they're spoofs of the fandom shows like Collider and Screen Junkies!

    • @hwykng82
      @hwykng82 3 года назад +3

      I was you 5 years ago, took months to catch up back then

  • @kpe727
    @kpe727 3 года назад +71

    No joke: I would be first in line opening day for Mike's Killing Hitler with a Time-Traveling Elephant Accident movie. That sounds completely, unironically amazing.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 3 года назад +3

      If only this were the plot of Tenet, but instead we got this _superserial_ time travel movie.
      *sighs*
      I wish we were back in the 90's.

  • @brandthecattle
    @brandthecattle 3 года назад +152

    Well, I hope the next "The Haunting of..." in the series is, "The Haunting of Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum"

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 3 года назад +9

      Will it have Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson?

    • @zubrhero5270
      @zubrhero5270 3 года назад +1

      Please God let this be true.
      You can never have enough Ghost Adventures in your life.

  • @ToumalRakesh
    @ToumalRakesh 3 года назад +77

    5:52 "Much like that episode of Star Trek..." *looks straight at the camera*
    We understand each other, Mike ;)

  • @theyurireviewer
    @theyurireviewer Год назад +7

    The way Flanagan uses match cuts so effortlessly…unbelievable. Just…perfection.

  • @corneliusapplebaum
    @corneliusapplebaum 3 года назад +228

    My life is total shit right now but at least I'll get 54 min. and 13 sec of respite. Thanks, RLM!

    • @agachill5000
      @agachill5000 3 года назад +3

      Reach out to God bro

    • @jeremysiron9622
      @jeremysiron9622 3 года назад +3

      I can relate, i’m in recovery and my life is complete crap along with my mental health..but yeah God is the answer for sure...I know what it’s like to walk with Christ and I know what it’s like to walk without him, the second one sucks

    • @mcedizulu5311
      @mcedizulu5311 3 года назад +1

      I feel this.

    • @jeremysiron9622
      @jeremysiron9622 3 года назад +1

      @bleepehdeepdoop That’s just my experience and I believe in Him....And you know the Bible calls him Lord and Savior therefore if he is my savior and I’m walking without him that is way worse than if he is my savior and I’m walking with him

    • @jeremysiron9622
      @jeremysiron9622 3 года назад +1

      @bleepehdeepdoop I hope that made sense

  • @Zant5976
    @Zant5976 3 года назад +197

    "If you need to use the restroom" i'm already on the throne.

    • @chrishulse3381
      @chrishulse3381 3 года назад +17

      For real! Do they think that I stream this shit on my tv!?!? 95% of RLM is consumed while shitting

    • @Sleepytime_Gaming
      @Sleepytime_Gaming 3 года назад +3

      timed it absolutely perfect, freaked me out

    • @CaptainPRESIDENT
      @CaptainPRESIDENT 3 года назад +5

      "You think you own the restroom but you only adopted it. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't exit the toilet until I was in my teens."

  • @PhilipKaskela
    @PhilipKaskela 3 года назад +93

    The coco elephant movie is currently being made by Terry Gilliam. However due to Corona, it's almost perpetually delayed, for at least 25 years. It'll eventually come out and be just OK.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 3 года назад +15

      "Brazil Director Postpones Death for Circus Time Travel Adaptation"

  • @mikeymegamega
    @mikeymegamega 3 года назад +1129

    Last time I was this early, I recognised the cast! ...oh no wait, this isn't CollegeHumour - Who are these terrible miserable people!?

    • @fro_e
      @fro_e 3 года назад +47

      You are slowly going insane.

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 3 года назад +28

      This is 2020 everything is terrible and miserable

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 года назад +10

      Well CollegeHumor Is dead but LowBrow is still alive and they're trying to get a new season of both Morty Kombat and Sonic for Hire out!

    • @sol7967
      @sol7967 3 года назад +9

      Mike and Jay anime gurls when?

    • @heeheehawhawheehee
      @heeheehawhawheehee 3 года назад +3

      Clicked on your channel and just see FINAL FANTASY 7 BADDIES

  • @TheGeekWithTheFro
    @TheGeekWithTheFro 3 года назад +67

    Early HitB Mike would have shattered that Jabba mug. He's gettin' old.

  • @Thanatos2k
    @Thanatos2k 3 года назад +111

    I'm fairly sure Jay shot himself around the time Mike said "This reminds me of a Star Trek episode" and the rest of the episode was Mike's drunken delusion

    • @sinisterteaser4464
      @sinisterteaser4464 3 года назад +12

      And his family was given $1K Compensation

    • @zyncra3965
      @zyncra3965 3 года назад +1

      Jay has been a digital actor for over 2 years at this point. That's why he looks so uncanny

    • @jeffjensen8
      @jeffjensen8 3 года назад +1

      @@sinisterteaser4464 It was actually $1000 worth of value in coupons.

    • @omrivanpeer9041
      @omrivanpeer9041 3 года назад

      Illuminati confirmed! just like in that TNG episode where... (fill in the blank)

  • @thealmightymexi
    @thealmightymexi 3 года назад +51

    I always thought borat 2 and the haunting of bly manor is the scariest borat yet

  • @Gergich257
    @Gergich257 3 года назад +44

    Mike's Midwestern pronunciation of Ghost gives me life, reminds me of every adult from my childhood

    • @deathsheadknight2137
      @deathsheadknight2137 3 года назад +2

      it's the same way the principal in South Park made Cartman his ghost costume

  • @themerote
    @themerote 3 года назад +87

    Kazakhstan is nothing like it is portrait in Borat, it's actually quite a beautiful country.

    • @themerote
      @themerote 3 года назад +12

      @Vinluv Handesbukia It I was you I would stop sniffing glue

    • @themerote
      @themerote 3 года назад +5

      When I say beautiful I do mean scenery, I know nothing about the culture or anything else.

    • @themerote
      @themerote 3 года назад +13

      @@jimjam7928 A lot of people do believe that the portrayal of Kazakhstan through Borat is 100% accurate, its just lack of knowledge.

    • @spinhozag.3972
      @spinhozag.3972 3 года назад +1

      They’re doing well economically

    • @sgshaday
      @sgshaday 3 года назад +2

      @@themerote Has to do with his depiction of it all. The same way he tricks people into camera shots. While there are aspects of people being, just awful people, there is also that idea that it portrays people trying to be accommodating to what Borat believes, thinks, etc...

  • @RichardDEvans
    @RichardDEvans 3 года назад +262

    The only thing that can save 2020 is a Plinkett Rise of Skywalker review

    • @simmsyboyminecraft
      @simmsyboyminecraft 3 года назад +42

      No point, everyone on earth already knows everything that's wrong with it

    • @michaelburke7978
      @michaelburke7978 3 года назад +8

      I wouldn't mind seeing it, but I think Mike is done with the Plinkett character.

    • @peasley9
      @peasley9 3 года назад +1

      Everyone has already forgotten about that movie, there's no point. They've said it all already

    • @roflcopter117
      @roflcopter117 3 года назад +5

      I don't think Mike is done with Plinkett but there is no need for any more Star Wars. If you are a fan of SW with any sense and any taste you fucking hate Star Wars and you are completely exhausted by it. I'm surprised Mike didn't throw the Jabba mug against the wall behind him.

    • @jackarcher3955
      @jackarcher3955 3 года назад

      Didn't they already do that !

  • @jordanfreytag893
    @jordanfreytag893 3 года назад +41

    As 2020 continues, Jay and Mike are slowly transforming into Ren and Stimpy.

  • @brimone1982
    @brimone1982 3 года назад +54

    I'm surprised Mike didn't mention the TNG episode in which Beverly Crusher falls in love with a ghost...

    • @MyLittleFranky
      @MyLittleFranky 3 года назад +5

      Is that the episode where they go to a funeral on space Ireland

    • @rmtaillefer
      @rmtaillefer 3 года назад +2

      @@MyLittleFranky Space Scotland laddie! 😉

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley 3 года назад +109

    I love the fact that when they mention Cuties, they show the much more tame French version instead. They won't even SHOW the Netflix cover.

    • @7superdaimajin
      @7superdaimajin 3 года назад +53

      Good for them. I wouldn't show it either.

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 года назад +6

      Netflix changed it to that cover

    • @dbpaperclip
      @dbpaperclip 3 года назад +4

      @@athenajaxon2397 Shame they corrected that AFTER the 2.1 million downvotes on the films trailer xD

    • @neil2451
      @neil2451 3 года назад +12

      @@dbpaperclip I guess it's a shame... I wouldn't even know the dumb ass movie existed without the stupid online circlejerk of anger going on about it. It probably ended up giving the movie a lot more exposure than it would have gotten otherwise, a little counterproductive if you ask me.

    • @ericg1100
      @ericg1100 3 года назад +24

      Wiener Person okay cuties apologist. I guess you think we should have just let child sexualization go eh

  • @Xspurr
    @Xspurr 3 года назад +54

    31:42 We literally have to put signs on the toilets at work to show how you use them. People from some countries genuinely don't get that you SIT in them, so the brake them.

    • @AnishChari
      @AnishChari 3 года назад +46

      Ya... I don't really get his point that it makes people look bigoted if they are trying to explain to a foreigner how US customs work, especially if that foreigner is literally telling you they don't get it.
      Isn't Borat more at fault for making people from Kazakhstan look so backward? I don't get Hollywood sometimes, I thought we weren't allowed to portray cultures and races that weren't our own.

    • @Xspurr
      @Xspurr 3 года назад +6

      @@AnishChari If I'd be guessing I think the "point" is that the act should be so weird that the people should get that it is fake but when the don't it's a sign that they look down on foreigners.
      I do NOT agree with it, but I think the idea is "if you think foks from other countries don't know how to use a toilet you're a r-cist".

    • @bradgregory6995
      @bradgregory6995 3 года назад +3

      @@Xspurr Yeah, that's a really stupid idea, unless you're desperately trying to prove a stupid point. So...stupid either way.

    • @Xspurr
      @Xspurr 3 года назад +1

      @@bradgregory6995 It's the only thing I got (not that I gave it a lot of time) but from only this video I really don't see what's bad about showing the toilet.

  • @Tinkering902
    @Tinkering902 3 года назад +382

    They didn't assume he couldn't use a toilet because he was from a 3rd world country, they assumed he couldn't because he brought his poop downstairs in a bag.

    • @dsrsp
      @dsrsp 3 года назад +4

      Lol true

    • @epiphany271
      @epiphany271 3 года назад +86

      Yeah I don't understand that at all. So if someone says something outrageous to me, I should just assume they are tricking me? Are we really supposed to be that paranoid?
      I think her reaction was actually pretty good considering: who the hell would go that far for a joke? And then to do it deadpan while they have their own people recording them do it? Silly take on RLM's end.

    • @DarkAngelEU
      @DarkAngelEU 3 года назад +72

      @@epiphany271 Was thinking the same thing. The whole situation is absurd, which is why it's funny. But the classy lady actually doesn't berate him or have this typical reaction of being disgusted. She keeps calm, acts very motherly and explains to Borat how to use this toilet.
      Believe it or not, but we had a Chinese exchange program a couple of years ago and one of them was squatting ON TOP of the toilet like they would in China, because there they mainly still have French toilets aka just a hole in the floor. We knew because he told us it was so difficult to balance on our kind of toilets and then asked us why they're shaped like that lol

    • @RandyHawkeye
      @RandyHawkeye 3 года назад +18

      Yes. The moment he did that, there are two possible conclusions: this is a fucking joke or this guy really doesn't know how toilets work and someone needs to explain it RIGHT NOW to him.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 года назад +11

      @@gnomeam They did put that one together. What is surprising is that you can't put together that the point is that people would easily realize the dude is trolling them and it's an act if it wasn't a foreigner that they assume is uneducated and dumb, which is what they're actually saying.

  • @claudekaneiii2283
    @claudekaneiii2283 3 года назад +87

    Tent 2: Space Cop & The Time Magician - Law & Magic!
    “One partner plays by their own rules... and the other is a cop!”

  • @visitor48
    @visitor48 3 года назад +22

    "Memories...zey exist in moments". - French philosopher Michel Stoklasá

  • @danthewolf1997
    @danthewolf1997 3 года назад +99

    I enjoy that Mike only has a Wisconsin accent for the word "ghost"
    10:22
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  • @miss-nomer
    @miss-nomer 3 года назад +63

    The babysitter and her church actually thought the girl was being trafficked. They were really worried about her.

    • @badlaamaurukehu
      @badlaamaurukehu 3 года назад +1

      No such thing, CNN told me it's just a conspiracy theory.

  • @ProvidusVir
    @ProvidusVir 3 года назад +150

    "The mere fact that they feel like they have to explain that to a grown adult from a foreign country shows their opinion of people who live in foreign countries. That they're so unsophisticated that they can't even wipe their own butt."
    I donno that's a bit of a stretch. I don't think she was explaining how to poop and wipe purely because he was from a foreign country. She was doing it because he just demonstrated that he didn't know how to poop and wipe by bringing her a bag of his own poop. If anything it goes to show how nice and accommodating Americans are towards foreigners. The lady probably didn't think she would be teaching a grown adult how to use the toilet. But she did it because she wanted to help out what was, from her perspective, a naive foreigner who didn't understand how society works in America.

    • @realityisenough
      @realityisenough 3 года назад +34

      Reminder that Mike and Jay are Wisconsin versions of hipsters so...

    • @ciknay547
      @ciknay547 3 года назад +17

      I think Mike and Jay were coming from the angle of "You should really know this is a joke, and that foreigners know that putting your poop in a bag isn't normal in any part of the world"

    • @dillonwalker3359
      @dillonwalker3359 3 года назад +38

      @@ciknay547 In that case I would say that Mike and Jay are pretty ignorant to the cultures and customs of the world where people have different standards and contexts for dealing with bodily functions.

    • @PhilipKaskela
      @PhilipKaskela 3 года назад +2

      @@Wolf_ManJack where do people act like this? I've lived in a few countries and I've never seen or even heard second hand of anyone needing such help.

    • @Redmanticore
      @Redmanticore 3 года назад +6

      @@PhilipKaskela we´ve had volunteer people teaching how toilets work, how microwaves work, that you should not flood the floor with water when cleaning, to refugees from Africa. but I think sanitation and knowledge of sanitation would be presumed to know in anywhere in Europe and near Europe. - finland
      ​but yeah it was the shock of this man carrying poop with him, likely. its not like its in any culture to carry shit with you.

  • @JurgMudveins
    @JurgMudveins 3 года назад +51

    "And then I fell asleep, because I had too much rum." This is the relatable 2020 experience we subscribe for.

  • @voightk7895
    @voightk7895 3 года назад +303

    "The lady then takes him upstairs, and is like OK the poop goes in the toilet... and the mere fact that someone feels they have to explain that to a grown adult to someone from a foreign country shows their opinion of people from a foreign country that they are so unsophisticated that they can't even wipe their own butt"
    Seems a little harsh on the lady. A foreign man returns to her dinner table with a fresh bag of shit and asks her what to do with it. You see the initial look of disbelief on her face, but then for the sake of her guest, collects herself, decides this is real, decides not to make a big deal out of it, and then graciously takes her guest upstairs and shows him how to use the toilet. I imagine not many people would have reacted with such class. Hats off to her imo. By the way, in Europe signs have been put up showing people how to use toilets. Because some foreign people didn't know what to do with them. They were standing on the toilets. They were shitting in the showers. They were putting shitty paper in the bins instead of the toilets. So maybe the lady isn't an ignorant person who deserves to be sneered at.

    • @swirlingabyss
      @swirlingabyss 3 года назад +85

      We have problems in Texas with Mexicans putting used toilet paper in the trash. Conversely, Mexico has trouble with Americans constantly clogging their toilets by trying to flush toilet paper.

    • @krawieck
      @krawieck 3 года назад +10

      Bruh in what part of europe?

    • @PistolSlinginMothMan
      @PistolSlinginMothMan 3 года назад +8

      That's what I was thinking. I probably would have made the same assumption that Borat had no idea what a toilet was.

    • @timeflys3248
      @timeflys3248 3 года назад +17

      Wait....isnt he the one that came down with the shit in the bag and then she explained to him how the toilet works. Wow way to rant about that didnt actually happen the way you say. Maybe you have some of those judgemental values that you project on others i feel.

    • @sqaudseven
      @sqaudseven 3 года назад +14

      I think the point he's making is that it is so absurd that she shouldn't believe Borat's ignorance. And the only reason she does is because she can believe that in some places abroad that they don't understand how to wipe their own butt.

  • @RandomAutist
    @RandomAutist 3 года назад +26

    for half in the bag connosieurs. this intro was even more tense than that whole mr plinkett marriage fraud.

  • @stz128
    @stz128 3 года назад +20

    Rich Evans's off screen outbursts of maniacal laughter are now the most entertaining thing about RLM videos.

  • @bitspirit3
    @bitspirit3 3 года назад +22

    It's actually a Bulgarian actress that plays Borat's daughter, ties in nicely with that Bulgarian circus from the start of the show :D

  • @chillinoutmaxin6437
    @chillinoutmaxin6437 3 года назад +160

    I’m surprised they didn’t mention “The Innocents”. By far, the best adaptation of “The Turn of the Screw”

    • @JoshuaSutlive
      @JoshuaSutlive 3 года назад +22

      Exactly! I was wondering the same thing. The Innocents is easily one of the best horror films out there in my opinion. And when it comes to turn of the screw adaptations, it’s on another level!

    • @dogfishrulez
      @dogfishrulez 3 года назад +9

      I know! Shame on them! A very creepy movie that still holds up today and Deborah Kerr is

    • @Batinthebelfry7
      @Batinthebelfry7 3 года назад +7

      Yeah I was disappointed by that. Truly they are hack frauds

    • @lolitstim
      @lolitstim 3 года назад +4

      Exactly! Some of the scares in Bly Manor were actually taken directly from The Innocents, and there were a bunch of other references too.

    • @festivitycat
      @festivitycat 3 года назад +1

      Quite right! I also searched for this comment in comment with these 5 other people

  • @cloudofthought
    @cloudofthought 3 года назад +15

    I zoned out for like 8 seconds and am completely lost when I come back to Mike rambling for 5 minutes about Hitler being crushed by an elephant...

  • @matthewsenn
    @matthewsenn 3 года назад +26

    "That reminds me of this episode of Star Trek!"
    *Looks at camera*

  • @broadsword6650
    @broadsword6650 3 года назад +64

    In Bly Manor, the guy playing the local cop who visits to investigate sightings of the missing P.A. gave a performance that was so affected, wooden and out of kilter with the rest of the show that he seemed to have wandered in from the Borat movie.

    • @marks6928
      @marks6928 3 года назад +4

      That policeman was the absolute worst thing in the show.
      I’m English and his accent was like nails down a chalkboard to me.
      Absolutely awful.

    • @bryannepeguero4953
      @bryannepeguero4953 3 года назад +2

      @@marks6928 ehh, wasn’t that bad

    • @marks6928
      @marks6928 3 года назад

      @@bryannepeguero4953 maybe you’re not from there area where it’s supposed to be set, whereas I am, so it sounds worse to me? I thought it was caricaturish and awful.

  • @Persephone01
    @Persephone01 3 года назад +8

    Mike knowing alot about the titanic, ghost adventures and star trek just makes my day.

  • @KnowsFilms
    @KnowsFilms 3 года назад +62

    If Mike can't relate a Star Trek episode to a film they are talking about he just invents one on the spot.

    • @FleshNFaith
      @FleshNFaith 3 года назад +5

      @@JallenMeodia Remember in Season 4 of TNG when Spock's force ghost fell through a time rift and landed in Troy's body and they went back in time to help Rasputin deliver the soul of a child from the 20th century back to its human body in time for the big game? The episode was called Rising Time and there was a scene in this shitty movie we're talking about that's very similar to Rising Time where Froshmup Diddlingkids (played by Christopher Lee) always wants to go fast, but has to learn that sometimes slowing down makes you faster, because Jordie taught him that with a metaphor.

  • @joep.k.2953
    @joep.k.2953 3 года назад +357

    Borat was a wholly different era. Nowadays we are inundated with performance after performance trying to be more zany, ridiculous, and offensive as the last, that Borat as a character no longer feels like anything special. Mike Pence just staring at Cohen at the convention perfectly encapsulates this; it’s literally the far more out there reality of the modern era scoffing at the limp attempts of outdated outrage comedy.

    • @Oak__
      @Oak__ 3 года назад +61

      On top of that, the character’s anonymity prior to the release of Borat 1 allowed Cohen to get more genuine and unscripted reactions from people he interacted with.

    • @brwi1
      @brwi1 3 года назад +22

      Just before the RUclips “it’s a prank bro!” Era

    • @DaArcaneNinja
      @DaArcaneNinja 3 года назад +11

      Pence's reaction was expected, he's a politician and they're trained in a sense to keep their cool in public/TV just like that Trump clip with Ali G and understand where you're coming from that Sasha had to be more grounded because of expectations

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 3 года назад +40

      @@DaArcaneNinja several people who attended that speech confirmed there was no Borat in sight (even dressed as a Drumpf). Soooo, the sequence is spliced AF. Crowd and Security officers on Sasha were most likely paid actors.

    • @Skellotronix
      @Skellotronix 3 года назад +15

      @@SuperFlawless2010 Trump is still your President. Trump 2020 🇺🇸

  • @fakebrainclub
    @fakebrainclub 3 года назад +15

    Halfway through the "Tent" pitch, I forgot what Mike was talking about and was just enjoying the yarn

  • @brianfitzhugh4515
    @brianfitzhugh4515 3 года назад +79

    Nice! Perfect start to my day

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 3 года назад +5

      Dont you mean ....VERY NICE start to your day? Il see myself out.

    • @larrylaffer3246
      @larrylaffer3246 3 года назад +2

      A RLM hits the spot in the morning just as much as a cup of Maxwell House Coffee. Both are good till the last drop.

  • @samuelstephens6904
    @samuelstephens6904 3 года назад +6

    I liked how the “tucked away” mechanic in _Bly Manor_ was used as a way to deliver flashbacks or present the story non-linearly. The uncle’s episode is both a series of flashbacks and, in a very subtle way, a flashfoward since the whole episode is concurrent with the final episode where he is briefly dead. Very clever. It’s a show that rewards people who pay attention without making the setups and payoffs too obvious.

  • @Morgan_BC
    @Morgan_BC 3 года назад +18

    6 minutes in and they haven’t even mentioned either movie and they keep making Star Trek references. God I love this show

  • @Fredoindallas
    @Fredoindallas 3 года назад +42

    Mike is literally my favorite human being in the history of ever. We must save him from ceramic mug chips at all costs.

    • @Cyromantik
      @Cyromantik 3 года назад

      I read that in the Borat voice. :)