r/Prorevenge I Exposed a Cheater and His Pr****tute to His Wife!

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    r/Prorevenge This entitled jerk comes into OP's casino every week with a woman and acts like a complete douchebag. OP is patient and clever, and waits for the perfect opportunity for revenge. That opportunity finally comes when the cheater accidentally reveals his true identity, which gives OP a chance to track down his wife and expose his double life!
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Комментарии • 1,9 тыс.

  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 года назад +2739

    I looooove stories of cheaters getting what's coming to them!

  • @sin5451
    @sin5451 4 года назад +2549

    Imagine cheating on your wife and getting mad when someone exposed you

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +114

      I remember some years ago a rapper made a song about his notifications exposing his cheating and getting mad at the cellphone...
      Can't remember what it's called tho.
      That might have been satire, but some people are just incapable of admitting they've done something wrong.
      Sometimes it's an actual mental disorder.

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 4 года назад +4

      Yeah

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 4 года назад +68

      I mean... that isn't hard to imagine. I don't think people who cheat on their wives are emotionally secure enough to accept someone ratting them out.

    • @haveaniceday8882
      @haveaniceday8882 4 года назад +12

      Imagine not liking snitches? Impossible to imagine

    • @zhanazhelqzkova6257
      @zhanazhelqzkova6257 4 года назад +2

      That's why my dad left our family

  • @sentinelhd9964
    @sentinelhd9964 4 года назад +1117

    I read the title as “I exposed a cheater and prostituted his wife”, I thought damn that sounds more like nuclear revenge XD.

  • @mrmemepad4986
    @mrmemepad4986 4 года назад +4165

    I’m saying it again but better: Petition for RSlash to make 1 hour and 30 minutes of subreddits for 1.50 million subscribers

    • @yeet-bix4538
      @yeet-bix4538 4 года назад +87

      I'm not usually one to comment on a comment but I can 100% support this. @rSLASH best idea I've seen in your comments section to be honest.

    • @gimmetheplant
      @gimmetheplant 4 года назад +15

      30 minutes for 1 subreddit

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 4 года назад +7

      You have my support

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 4 года назад +13

      Not an hour 50 minutes?

    • @amahlaka
      @amahlaka 4 года назад +29

      Better yet: 150 minutes (2:30hours)

  • @Crysta_mchenry
    @Crysta_mchenry 4 года назад +1045

    “Who told my wife?!”
    Sir we don’t even know your name, much less your wife’s

  • @dalayneejo
    @dalayneejo 4 года назад +386

    i fell asleep with an rSlash video playing last night… woke up with an rSlash video playing this morning.
    now all i’m recommended is rSlash.
    and i’m not complaining.

  • @umbragon2814
    @umbragon2814 4 года назад +739

    "Get me a coffee."
    "Sure, that'll be £800,000."

    • @yublockme
      @yublockme 4 года назад +4

      R. Persson you’re fired!

    • @ghostlywolfgames361
      @ghostlywolfgames361 4 года назад +12

      For anyone who doesn't know by now £800k is equivalent to 1,034,748.00 US dollars. Wow...holy f***ing sh*t

    • @JADubs_
      @JADubs_ 4 года назад +3

      “And I’m not getting your coffee”

    • @mikeangelo2373
      @mikeangelo2373 4 года назад +1

      Hey buddy can you please link me to 1st story for this one. Thanks

    • @dimsufferer9951
      @dimsufferer9951 4 года назад

      “Sure, that’ll be £800,000. Also criminal charges. Also you’ve irrevocably destroyed a piece of history.”

  • @giraffe2630
    @giraffe2630 4 года назад +319

    I love that you can hear in his voice when Rslash becomes excited over good revenge and smiles. It’s incredible. You can hear him smile. That’s what I love about this guy

    • @karenkey8710
      @karenkey8710 4 года назад +4

      ...how do you not know he just chugged three quarts of hot chocolate?

  • @RashBold
    @RashBold 4 года назад +226

    Update on the "David" story. The user "MostlyGruntled" died in May 2020 due to injuries resulting from an auto accident, but his widow gave an update. These are her words:
    Site Manager.
    He started as planned in the new position on a building project for a distribution centre. Mark had already said what Site Manager and David were unhappy about. Being on a fixed 18 month contract as a self employed person was a disadvantage compared to being an employee. But that was before the coronavirus. After the virus hit most of the employees were laid off, some were furloughed, but because of the contract the company had to keep paying the Site Manager in full. What he thought was a bad thing turned out to be his saviour.
    Noisy Gobshite.
    The last that David could tell me about Noisy Gobshite was that he has been forced to divest his share of the business so he no longer owns a third. He had to sign a personal liability agreement regarding his assets in the event of total liabilities being greater than the value of the company. The way I understand that is that if, for example, the total bills for Noisy Gobshite's mistakes are more than the company can pay, then Noisy Gobshite must pay the extra even if that means he loses his house. He had to give up his share of the business because they couldn't keep trading if he was involved. He needs them to keep going to pay the lawyers. He hasn't been charged with a crime yet but it's certain that he will. They take a long time investigating and preparing before they charge him. Something to do with needing to be ready to go to court once he is charged. It also came to light that he had a warning for similar but much more minor damage to a listed building in 2011. David has been told that during the investigation some "irregularities" we're discovered by the local authority and were referred to HMRC (the tax man) and Noisy is also being investigated for VAT fraud. One of the earliest comments on Mark's story said "expensive cup of coffee". An understatement if ever I've seen one. The big news was going to be about Noisy Gobshite and the sexual assault/rape of one of the P.A.s in the ACC offices in 2017 and sexual harassment of other staff too. The rape/assault did happen but wasn't Noisy Gobshite. It was a former Finance Director. Stories about sexual harassment of female staff have not developed and turned out to be just rumour.
    David.
    Financially and workwise he is probably one of the few people who were not affected by the covid19 outbreak. Because he works on his own and has no social distancing issues he has continued almost as usual. He said work is easier because, in his words "the usual plonkers are not there to trip on my equipment or stick plank ends into my finished work". Personally, David is not doing so well. Outside of family David took Mark's death worse than anybody. He tries not to show it in front of me. When he is with me he is a rock. He has saved me from myself. He is one of three people where I feel I can really let go about Mark. Or so I thought. I spoke to David's wife last week and she was so sweet and sympathetic about it but she had to tell me to hold back a little with David. He looks strong to me but his wife says it's shattering him. I knew he and Mark were good friends. She says he has taken Mark's death very badly. She says in all their marriage she only saw him cry once when their dog died. She didn't see him cry when his parents passed. She says he seems lost now and has cried quite a few times. The worst thing to hear is that the time he cries is after he has been to see me. I feel terrible. It's obvious that he was grieving but I didn't know I was putting so much on him. I'm going to be more careful and stop using him to vent all my pain. I wish she had spoken sooner. Or maybe I should have been aware of it instead of being so selfishly focused on my own grief. That's as much as I know about the updates. They are waiting to see what Noisy gets charged with. If he is guilty of damage to listed buildings he might go to prison. If he is guilty of VAT fraud he'll almost definitely go to prison. Either way the fine will e six figures. David said he wondered if he'd like prison coffee. He's got evil sense of humour.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад +16

      thank you for that

    • @CesarHernandez-wd4pz
      @CesarHernandez-wd4pz 2 года назад +27

      What a shame, condolences and thanks for the update.

    • @TheMarie2000
      @TheMarie2000 2 года назад +21

      Thank you for the update. Best wishes to David and hope your grief transitions to the lovely memories you had with Mark. RIP Mark

    • @russs7574
      @russs7574 2 года назад +6

      Thanks for the update. Sorry for your loss. It will get better for both of you....really it will.

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 4 года назад +579

    that was probably the most expensive request for coffee I'll ever see

    • @mikeangelo2373
      @mikeangelo2373 4 года назад +1

      Hey buddy can you link me to the video on the 1st story. Please and thank you.

    • @sounddrone8
      @sounddrone8 4 года назад +3

      For that money you might aswel go to Starbucks

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 4 года назад +2

      @@sounddrone8 yeah.....Starbucks........on the other side of the world

    • @massacrecore8737
      @massacrecore8737 4 года назад

      Hey is there a part 3 to this if there is can u send me a link to it

    • @caseyo5524
      @caseyo5524 4 года назад +1

      Aesthia thanks for posting the link! I have been listening to the videos and I had heard the first one but I never bothered to look it up on reddit. I’ll finish reading it later just in case I don’t get to the update here first!

  • @BeanSproot
    @BeanSproot 4 года назад +379

    The word 'cockwomble' is the most aggressively british thing I've ever heard.

    • @lsolasagna642
      @lsolasagna642 3 года назад +3

      same lmao

    • @katierobertson1682
      @katierobertson1682 3 года назад +23

      Usually people say that about "wanker". Or "knobhead".

    • @nicky-su4uo
      @nicky-su4uo 3 года назад +4

      Google the word

    • @IlyaLavendae
      @IlyaLavendae 3 года назад +3

      saaame

    • @hpvrstuff3659
      @hpvrstuff3659 3 года назад +8

      im british and the next time someone pisses me off im gonna call them a cockwomble

  • @Shenesy1
    @Shenesy1 4 года назад +285

    Dude, you said 800k dollars near the end of the story when it's pounds. Converted from pounds... it's just over a million dollars!!! That's an expensive apology.

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 4 года назад +2

      If the dude wait's long enough that much due to the inflation caused by a no deal brexit, January next year will just be around 1 dollar. ;)

    • @OnlyTheQuack
      @OnlyTheQuack 4 года назад +7

      @@ecos889 oof someone didn't pay attention in economics class.

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 4 года назад +4

      @@OnlyTheQuack Someone is unaware of what a joke is.

    • @OnlyTheQuack
      @OnlyTheQuack 4 года назад +3

      @@ecos889 your making a joke about the wrong thing. Brexkt wownt do anything because it will never happen. Maybe 'the US will no longer have any people alive after corona' or idk.

    • @ecos889
      @ecos889 4 года назад +1

      @@OnlyTheQuack It already happened

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 года назад +448

    A cockwomble, according to the Urban Dictionary:
    “An overly officious oaf or spiteful person. Someone who takes great delight in the misery of others by being deliberately obtuse and ignorant.”
    "I couldn't get into the nightclub. That cockwomble on the door said I didn't look like the photo on my ID card!"
    "That cockwomble neighbour has let his dog shit on my lawn again!"

    • @ramroller
      @ramroller 4 года назад +15

      Wow, with the examples? Dedication

    • @peggypenguin4268
      @peggypenguin4268 4 года назад +9

      Good to know!!! I'll add this to my list of wonderful things to say to assholes that'll have no idea what I'm talking about!!! 😂😂

    • @anxiousali3681
      @anxiousali3681 4 года назад +10

      Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.
      So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.

    • @lisamiller1349
      @lisamiller1349 4 года назад +4

      So a male Karen? 🤔

    • @grindeyyyyy
      @grindeyyyyy 4 года назад +1

      Or a dick head

  • @reddoxrage
    @reddoxrage 4 года назад +433

    "J": hA iDiOtS!! I gEt To ScReAm At DeAlErS aNd ChEaT On My WiFe!!! NoThInG CaN StOp Me!
    Dealer: Hold My Beer

  • @jewelotable8710
    @jewelotable8710 4 года назад +711

    A person as horrible as the first guy totally deserves the revenge 😁😁

    • @xBumblebee7x
      @xBumblebee7x 4 года назад +12

      The sad thing is, theres a whole app of men that do this. Millions of men

    • @thatdudethecommenter1012
      @thatdudethecommenter1012 4 года назад

      @@xBumblebee7x oh shit

    • @rai1879
      @rai1879 4 года назад

      @@xBumblebee7x wasn't that hacked and the names exposed?

    • @xBumblebee7x
      @xBumblebee7x 4 года назад +1

      @@rai1879 that was backpage.com, not Seeking Arrangements, its still going strong

    • @rai1879
      @rai1879 4 года назад +1

      @@xBumblebee7x damn!

  • @SoulmongerV2
    @SoulmongerV2 4 года назад +21

    "The house always wins." Twas a good one.

  • @gaiusquintilliuslupus8786
    @gaiusquintilliuslupus8786 4 года назад +608

    Ahhh, as always, on cue, my daily dose of rslash.

  • @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767
    @sea-bassisabottlecapco3767 4 года назад +125

    “The House always wins”
    Not if you’re NCR

  • @mapletreepower7038
    @mapletreepower7038 4 года назад +391

    “The house always wins”
    Cold

    • @Cythan
      @Cythan 4 года назад

      that reminds me of billy the kid cus he fought against a group called the house

    • @YokomichiSilver
      @YokomichiSilver 4 года назад +7

      Well except for Mr. House from Fallout New Vegas. Voice actor passed away some time ago. Like last week if I recall.

    • @trublaze
      @trublaze 4 года назад +1

      This is the way.

    • @wheeliebin18
      @wheeliebin18 4 года назад +1

      Heard that and was like, "Niiiiiiiiiice!"

    • @warpstone_addict
      @warpstone_addict 4 года назад

      @@YokomichiSilver guess the house gone bust

  • @maikati2320
    @maikati2320 4 года назад +50

    Op: Stefan (The Bulgarian)
    Me, a Bulgarian: *sweats intensly*

    • @alaskagriffin2734
      @alaskagriffin2734 4 года назад +2

      What did they dig up on us now😭😂😂😂

    • @Didi-nh2dt
      @Didi-nh2dt 3 года назад

      I am still stressing ab this.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад

      poor guy is a victim of doing his job and doing it well, but it’s not the job that was required

  • @ttsreadsredditstories2923
    @ttsreadsredditstories2923 4 года назад +52

    If people were just relatively honest and respectful, they won't have to worry about these issues.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +4

      You just have to PRETEND to be honest and respectful, not actually be it.
      That's just basic self-interest .... I don't understand humans.

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 4 года назад +1

      Pretty much. People will be less likely to want to screw you over if you're nice to them. A lot less likely.

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 3 года назад +1

    I’m so happy to have an update on David’s story!

  • @Thesupersaiyanlord
    @Thesupersaiyanlord 4 года назад +82

    So this is what I found
    Cockwomble: (noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

  • @gaviitamiiwiratma4831
    @gaviitamiiwiratma4831 4 года назад +3

    As someone who has also worked at the casino as a dealer, i totally understand this person. i had some dude who would come drunk, drink a lot more there and then flirt with every woman that walked past him, whether it was staff or guests. i hated the dude. what was fun was when someone told his wife where he went every end of the month. she came in, asked to see him and then when she saw wat he was doing, she just told him that she was gonna divorce him. his face was priceless!!! i understand later on he was also cheating with her bff and that everything he "owned" was actually on her name. after the divorce, even the "bff" left him for another rich dude

  • @potato-rp2bf
    @potato-rp2bf 4 года назад +67

    Hey, you forgot to link to all the stories in the description. I like reading the discussion around the posts occasionally and was disappointed I couldn’t follow links to get them

    • @Daiyokai_kun
      @Daiyokai_kun 4 года назад

      Agreed..

    • @oricrux3137
      @oricrux3137 4 года назад +1

      Its r/idontworkerelady "your fired!" "I dont work here lol"

    • @amatayboutte134
      @amatayboutte134 4 года назад +2

      Its not that video, its this one ruclips.net/video/q7cAtJ268vo/видео.html
      Starting at 5:07

  • @hellishotdontbeathot211
    @hellishotdontbeathot211 4 года назад

    Im really in love withthis david guy. He is so freaking smart that i cant even yall and the fact that he is *oNE OF THE SMART PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY TAKE REVENGE ON PEOPLE LIKE THOSE* is one of the best things ever.

  • @neilprice513
    @neilprice513 4 года назад +172

    Well I can only guess to what exactly a "Cockwomble" is BUT:
    +There was an old BBC puppet animated show called The Wombles. The intro song explains everything about them (which I will put at the end of the post)
    +A Womble is also an obscure London slang term for someone who picks up someone for "rough sex", gay or straight, for public sex acts on Wimbledon Common.
    THE WOMBLING SONG
    From The Wombles - British TV Series
    (Mike Batt)
    Underground, overground, wombling free,
    The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
    Making good use of the things that we find,
    Things that the everyday folks leave behind.
    Uncle Bulgaria,
    He can remember the days when he wasn? behind the times,
    With his map of the world.
    Pick up the papers and take them to Tobermory!
    Wombles are organised, work as a team.
    Wombles are tidy and Wombles are clean.
    Underground, overground, wombling free,
    The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we!
    People don't notice us, they never see,
    Under their noses a Womble may be.
    We womble by night and we womble by day,
    Looking for litter to trundle away.
    We're so incredibly, utterly devious
    Making the most of everything.
    Even bottles and tins.
    Pick up the pieces and make them into something new,
    Is what we do!
    Underground, overground, wombling free,
    The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
    Making good use of the things that we find,
    Things that the everyday folks leave behind.

    • @lucklei4665
      @lucklei4665 4 года назад +2

      Ohhh i remember that show noice

    • @heather3037
      @heather3037 4 года назад

      Just means someone that’s stupid. That’s it

    • @squirrelthe1940
      @squirrelthe1940 4 года назад +2

      Neil Price you hella smart

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 4 года назад +3

      Neil Price
      No no it’s what Sovietwomble is called by people when he posts every year instead or monthly or weekly

    • @mysticgalaxy670
      @mysticgalaxy670 4 года назад +1

      Kinda sounds like “the mob” on a budget lol

  • @beverage7110
    @beverage7110 3 года назад +9

    RSlash: "says fallout reference"
    Me: "Ah I see your a man of culture as well"
    5:11

    • @eddykidplayzyt
      @eddykidplayzyt 3 года назад +1

      Idek if it’s a fallout nv reference or just a common phrase but I’m gonna imagine rslash doing a fallout nv play through anyway

  • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
    @captincrisspantssayshi3221 4 года назад +76

    Im trying to get my sis to post on this subreddit. She raised a case againt her old boss and they almost settled for 3,000$ but her lawyer said that it was worth up to 20,000$!!! shed fit right in

    • @BlueRayofLight
      @BlueRayofLight 4 года назад +2

      post a link if she posts on the subreddit

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 4 года назад

      You need to have 50 karma to post there now, so if she just made the account it won't be possible immediately

    • @BlueRayofLight
      @BlueRayofLight 4 года назад

      @@Proserpira 50 karma is kinda easy to get

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 4 года назад

      @@BlueRayofLight Yeah but as in, you can't make an account and immediately post there.

    • @RinCooks
      @RinCooks 4 года назад

      Chidera Divine Onyebuchi it’s basically the combined amount of likes you have on your account. Not sure if dislikes count too.

  • @heavenlance7833
    @heavenlance7833 4 года назад +1

    Oh if you could’ve SEEN my face when you described the post you had an update for. Dude i was ecstatic I remember listening to that one and dying - this was just awesome

  • @starguardianneo7813
    @starguardianneo7813 4 года назад +38

    Ahh cheaters got caught i need my coffee for this sweet revenge

    • @jide7765
      @jide7765 4 года назад +1

      May I advise a nice Indonesian Kopi Luwat? ;)

    • @Fexghadi
      @Fexghadi 4 года назад +2

      Make sure you don't order someone to get you your coffee...

  • @kittycat9496
    @kittycat9496 4 года назад +1

    I love this channel so much! I’m sorry about the demonetizations from RUclips

  • @niyantpawar8447
    @niyantpawar8447 4 года назад +16

    I want to see more
    r/nuclearrevenge

  • @adisappointment2698
    @adisappointment2698 4 года назад +11

    Rslash: The House Always Wins
    Me: Did he- did he just make a New Vegas referrence?

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 4 года назад +5

      He made a generic casino reference.

    • @poseidon2363
      @poseidon2363 4 года назад +3

      @@davidmcgill1000 i rather imagine him referencing New Vegas that normal, bland casinos. Lucky 38 is better than most casinos today.

    • @oliviaroseink
      @oliviaroseink 6 месяцев назад

      When my dad taught me how to play cards, the #1 rule was that the house always wins.

  • @abdusima7517
    @abdusima7517 4 года назад +18

    This is my second coffee of the day it's called rSlash prorevenge wow this the first time I got any likes

  • @indie.horror72
    @indie.horror72 4 года назад +2

    I love these stories but that joke made my day where the house always wins

  • @aggelosstavridis5377
    @aggelosstavridis5377 4 года назад +5

    I really liked that Fallout New Vegas reference

  • @sinisteroblivion6420
    @sinisteroblivion6420 4 года назад

    I love that ive been here long enough to remember stories enough for updates😂

  • @RainbowDemon
    @RainbowDemon 4 года назад +5

    What always upsets me about these sexual revenge stories, is no amount of revenge can undo the horrible sexual behaviours anybody went through.

  • @fealubryne
    @fealubryne 4 года назад

    Oh gosh, the historic building one kills me inside. I'm a huge history nerd, and the idea of losing part of a building that has been there for hundreds of years just because some jackass is cheap is agonizing.

  • @slaymyface1357
    @slaymyface1357 4 года назад +18

    Idk why...but im like "J" on gta in the casino

    • @rayansayeh9605
      @rayansayeh9605 4 года назад

      When I play gta5 o kill for fun whit my dead bike

  • @gigamut11b86
    @gigamut11b86 4 года назад

    Oh boy...what an update...love it...lol
    Thank you for that update.

  • @pascaleelliott63
    @pascaleelliott63 3 года назад +9

    "All you have to do is say sorry for treating me like garbage and firing me for it"
    "No!"
    "Fine, that'll cost you 800,000 pounds."

    • @pegalexis7008
      @pegalexis7008 2 года назад

      cockwomble means A little/short man that has a very high opinion of himself.

  • @sethraelthebard5459
    @sethraelthebard5459 4 года назад

    This casino worker in the first story should go into private investigations. Awesome work!

  • @needforspeednoob2816
    @needforspeednoob2816 4 года назад +19

    “The house always wins” looks like a NFS payback reference

  • @clues_quirks
    @clues_quirks 4 года назад +1

    Whenever the rslash logo comes up between stories my phone turned into a macarena
    it's so entertaining for me how the logo looks like it wobbles like jelly lol

  • @leviphilippines5588
    @leviphilippines5588 4 года назад +13

    Ah, Lovely, if people weren't entitled, this would all be easier.

  • @caboose012
    @caboose012 4 года назад +1

    The construction job kinda reminds me of the story about Noisy Gobshite!!🤣🤣 HAHAHA!! Just realized what you were blurring out!! It IS!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE THIS STORY!!!♾💓

  • @weedmaster1236
    @weedmaster1236 4 года назад +4

    Op: J :it is wensday my dealer

  • @sccoops9703
    @sccoops9703 4 года назад

    nice job keeping it family friendly! keep the stories coming

  • @joshuaholmes7929
    @joshuaholmes7929 4 года назад +4

    I guess you could say “J” was given the royal flush.

  • @andy9118
    @andy9118 4 года назад

    I absolutely LOVE rslash I watch it every morning and most of the day and night

  • @MK-rr7cg
    @MK-rr7cg 4 года назад +13

    Cockwomble, ah, I love being British, it means "obnoxious (and whatever else you want to call them)".

  • @fandomweebsvsmemes9803
    @fandomweebsvsmemes9803 4 года назад

    "the house always wins" just made my day

  • @Xbk716X
    @Xbk716X 4 года назад +4

    5:27 you mean like the Reddit links you seem to forgot for quite a while lmao

  • @thatguyhalo9224
    @thatguyhalo9224 4 года назад +2

    You need a compilation of puppy bloopers

  • @mrwhiteway
    @mrwhiteway 4 года назад +28

    “Cockwomble” read: Boris Johnson

  • @manicfreeman8861
    @manicfreeman8861 4 года назад

    Time for my daily r/slash content on my way home from work

  • @Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme
    @Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowme 4 года назад +4

    Did he forget the link, or am I just not finding it.

  • @phane00
    @phane00 4 года назад +1

    I do so love David's story. Too bad we can't get pics because this sounds like an impressive mistake.

  • @PanZerV
    @PanZerV 4 года назад +7

    And i dont even have 800$

  • @torn_de
    @torn_de 4 года назад

    thanks for the restoration update!

  • @cornilious_noir1357
    @cornilious_noir1357 4 года назад +4

    "....can honestly say that i've nEver been so anxoius...."
    👌 best voice crack

  • @drewd9985
    @drewd9985 2 года назад +1

    What you left out of that last revenge was that even though the money from the chattel execution was returned to the landlord, the good seized and sold at auction would have been sold at a lower amount than they were worth new (or possibly even second hand as the bidders are likely trying to turn a profit on the goods they are bidding on). Therefore, to replace the amount of goods seized in the chattel execution would cost more than the payment would have. Extra bonus on the revenge.

  • @theleafsbloodyflash
    @theleafsbloodyflash 4 года назад +6

    Ah the greatest word to have ever been used: cockwomble. Brings a tear to my eye, everytime

  • @welcometopornhubbaby6632
    @welcometopornhubbaby6632 4 года назад

    I love watching your vids because I can do something else whilst also listening to your voice.

  • @creepergamerkid8031
    @creepergamerkid8031 4 года назад +127

    YOu asked: "what is a cockwomble". Me: Not a clue.

    • @nickburton3919
      @nickburton3919 4 года назад +6

      It mean a very obnoxious person

    • @X3H3X
      @X3H3X 4 года назад +9

      The dickhead version of Sovietwomble. Or what his friends call him

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +9

      "(UK,slang,derogatory) A foolish or obnoxious person"

    • @horaja2266
      @horaja2266 4 года назад +5

      @@X3H3X Cyanide will be pleased by this comment :D

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 4 года назад +1

      Agent Kansas632
      Said the same thing in a different comment

  • @aliahasselman6596
    @aliahasselman6596 4 года назад +2

    That last case? The landlord deserves a payment for negligence (not informing the court that the payment took place), and in fact, the tenant is a scumbag!

  • @thepovdweller
    @thepovdweller 4 года назад +12

    I see you more than my own father

    • @aaronoconnor4392
      @aaronoconnor4392 4 года назад +2

      Same man. He is still getting the milk we needed about 8 years ago

    • @shanearsinay6096
      @shanearsinay6096 4 года назад

      @@aaronoconnor4392 that's a nice long walk

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 4 года назад

      @@aaronoconnor4392 i dont understand the "dad went to the store to buy random object and never came back" can someone like explain it to me

    • @charlesbennett5819
      @charlesbennett5819 4 года назад

      @@Aptezo he never went to buy anything. He just isn't coming back. That's how parents tell kids their father walked out in them

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 4 года назад

      @@charlesbennett5819 so basically its just the dad ditching the family

  • @Ace_Unic0rn
    @Ace_Unic0rn 4 года назад +1

    For anyone who doesn't quite get the building stuff for the UK, part. It's called "Grey Listed" meaning that it has historical meaning, can't be torn down but only fixed. Look at places like Burton (a place that made beers) or some bridges that can from the time where knights were around. These things are practically untouchable

  • @curseditem8354
    @curseditem8354 4 года назад +19

    Not all heroes wear condoms

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +2

      I certainly don't.
      Just ask your mother!

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 4 года назад +4

      @@Nerobyrne Some have babies!

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +2

      @@desiterdane4286 wanna have some more?
      ☚ (

    • @desiterdane4286
      @desiterdane4286 4 года назад +1

      @@Nerobyrne Uhhhhh....

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад

      @@desiterdane4286 haha relax I'm joking ^.^

  • @ness1107
    @ness1107 4 года назад +1

    Surely the clerk would have informed OP when handing them the form that they should inform the court if their cheque was paid? And the bailiff at the time of collection would have been able to check if the money had been paid. It seems a little unbelievable...

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 4 года назад +3

    I understand why "Gobshite" is blurred, but why "Noisy?"
    Noisy Gobshite.

    • @Proserpira
      @Proserpira 4 года назад +3

      rslash doesn't have his Noisy liscence and using it without one is a criminal offence

    • @rai1578
      @rai1578 4 года назад +1

      Oh god I was worried about what it might say under that blur. I came to the comments to see if anyone knew. Thank god it's just Noisy Gobshite.

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 4 года назад

      @@rai1578 Ikr? Even I was worried and I've read the whole saga to date.

  • @cya9316
    @cya9316 3 года назад

    bro when he said "the house always wins" i almost started screaming, if he would've said that to "j" it would've made me scream even more

  • @gink456
    @gink456 4 года назад +3

    Anyone have any clue about which building he's talking about ?

    • @theholyest
      @theholyest 4 года назад

      www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/01/historic-england-hits-roof-400-year-old-ceiling-torn-day-inspectors/
      i'm assuming its this one.

  • @Shadoboy
    @Shadoboy 4 года назад +2

    The cup of coffee that destroyed a historical building.

  • @hannahscott1633
    @hannahscott1633 4 года назад +16

    All of the dislikes are the offended cheaters

  • @shyhrk
    @shyhrk 4 года назад +5

    The House always wins: reminds me a lot to Fallout New Vegas Mr.House.

  • @FelisTerras
    @FelisTerras 4 года назад

    I can understand David; in my area, there are plenty of houses dating as far back as the eightteenth century. Particularly the victorian-styled buildings are particularly pretty. Sadly, whenever they're restored, the owners/architects can't be bothered to restore the wrought iron balcony rails and replace them with straight, modern pols that are a complete eyesore.

  • @heelalisall4130
    @heelalisall4130 4 года назад +8

    Story #1: So, is OP going to 'ProRevenge' EVERY "douchey" gambler; since any & everyone who spends/gambles a substantial amount of money has carte blanche to act and treat staff in any manner as they deem fit?

  • @alexgrant1415
    @alexgrant1415 4 года назад

    Another great rslash video, these things always crack me up 💯

  • @enderkittygaming2348
    @enderkittygaming2348 4 года назад +4

    There is a legal liability in the end of that last story somewhere, maybe withholding information pertinent to the course of legal actions or something.

  • @harumiaamirah7767
    @harumiaamirah7767 3 года назад

    Wow. As someone who adore classic architecture my heart just sank when heard they replaced the 400+ year old wood.

  • @vickywithay6115
    @vickywithay6115 4 года назад +4

    cockwomble is an english way to say dickhead, but we also use the word dickhead, cockwomble just gives your insult a little more pizazz

  • @jblonar
    @jblonar 4 года назад

    I can attest to the casino story - I work security for a casino and I've seen people like this. People get so upset when things don't go their way - being denied a drink, being asked not to smoke at a non smoking game, even going off when told kids can't be on the gaming floor.

  • @rronquillo1521
    @rronquillo1521 4 года назад +5

    Theres 1 dislike its been 5 minutes and 1 dislike

  • @tristanpatterson2817
    @tristanpatterson2817 4 года назад

    Just got out of school and you know its time to watch rSash

  • @ginathecookie
    @ginathecookie 4 года назад

    Ah, I read all the updates of David on Reddit itself. Was awesome.

  • @marysteinmuller5952
    @marysteinmuller5952 4 года назад +1

    That last one tho man lmao

  • @haydeeruiz863
    @haydeeruiz863 3 года назад

    Aaahh yes daily dose. Listen to you while making breakfast everyday 🤸‍♀️

  • @andonova6541
    @andonova6541 4 года назад

    As a Bulgarian ....from Bulgaria, living in Bulgaria, taking shower and listening r/slash in my Bulgarian shower.....I am happy to hear about Bulgaria!!! Happpyyyyy! But still...we mess up everything Haha. Love you r/slash. You are welcome in our small and crazy country. Haha

  • @JokeShinet
    @JokeShinet 2 года назад

    One of the most frustrating things in life is when you an experienced person has to put up with the incompetence and illogical, irrational attitude of an inexperienced people

  • @justdenks
    @justdenks 4 года назад +3

    Person: **loses $800,000**
    Casino owners: What that's Tuesday

    • @skechyassmofo
      @skechyassmofo 4 года назад

      £800,000 is actually over a million dollars

    • @justdenks
      @justdenks 4 года назад +1

      Ok but did I ask

  • @flynna
    @flynna 4 года назад

    I live in a somewhat rural market town in south west england and a couple years ago we had windows replaced in our edwardian era house. We were meant only to have them reframed and replaced with new glass etc (we had double glazed but it was falling apart a bit).
    So my mum being smart and having been effed about before by construction workers had every decision made over recorded phone calls, emails, recorded and transcripted conversations etc to cover her back. Basically one day nobody was able to be in the house during one of the working days where they were removing material and putting windows in my mums room and they literally cut out a structural support that was holding the wall up above the window (obviously originally the window was put in first but it's an old house with weird archways and overhangings). She had thankfully taken photos beforehand as with everything else, took them to court they eventually settled covering all our legal fees, full refund and they had to finish the job and pay for the extra costs of repairing the broken wall, broken stone brick wall. Was very stressful for my parents but shows them not to make decisions without clients permissions. Ps we did try and settle before going to court they tried to negate any responsibility naturally

  • @liz12276
    @liz12276 4 года назад

    Could we have a whole video of Hugo and his sweet puppy bloopers?

  • @TinyFoxTom
    @TinyFoxTom 4 года назад

    "The house always wins."
    Is it too late to make a CSI Miami reference?
    Everyone in the world: "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"

  • @MomoDollie
    @MomoDollie 4 года назад +1

    Okay but seriously that OP from the cheater story had no right to bud in and snoop on his private information. Not a good employee. Its not your life and Karma will get them.

  • @indie.horror72
    @indie.horror72 4 года назад +1

    Because it's so true😂😂

  • @2wheeleddemon999
    @2wheeleddemon999 4 года назад +1

    We need a pizza delivery revenge. Like the used car lot one 😂

  • @PiersDJackson
    @PiersDJackson 4 года назад

    For some context "Listed Buildings" are on a heritage order by local authorities, everything is listed for its significance so you can actually have atleast two architects, one historical and your official architect. So traditionally if something happens, like a wall collapses or when removing a non-original piece other structures are revealed, that means a reassessment, and there is usually regular inspections for compliance.