r/Prorevenge He Screwed My Girlfriend, So I Got Him Arrested

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  • @aniusers
    @aniusers 4 года назад +2910

    *"Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer"*
    The true winner of the story, without the revenge part, is the father.

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 4 года назад +146

      Yup! Also gained what sounds to be a lovely daughter in law and a couple of grandkids 😊

    • @blackdemonknight
      @blackdemonknight 4 года назад +88

      and also a part in what looks to be successful buiness ^^ Since they opened a 3rd one

    • @stingchameleoncomeback4728
      @stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 года назад +2

      @@blackdemonknight what their ages

    • @urmumshroom6969
      @urmumshroom6969 4 года назад +33

      Lady of Darkness he also gained a few pounds I’m assuming with that steak and beer😂

    • @DwayneTheClock
      @DwayneTheClock 4 года назад +5

      @AniUser i was thinking the same lol

  • @eeshmeesh465
    @eeshmeesh465 4 года назад +2016

    I was so anxious that Dad would get screwed out of his steak and beer. Sighed in relief at the end of the story.

    • @filipendris3641
      @filipendris3641 4 года назад +26

      :D Yea same at start...and I love that it still continues :)

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 4 года назад +39

      Yeah, that one had a few solid plot twists, a good build up, an unexpected climax, and a happy ending. Would be a perfect straight-to-video movie.

    • @jennifersantoro3716
      @jennifersantoro3716 4 года назад +7

      That was my initial thought too, love a good happy ending.

    • @masterbeta1089
      @masterbeta1089 4 года назад +5

      𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝; 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚋 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝟷𝟷 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝

    • @calebbaisden2142
      @calebbaisden2142 4 года назад +1

      Eesh Meesh Ikr

  • @VictorECaplon
    @VictorECaplon 4 года назад +1056

    *Jake:* “I’m gonna steal your girl.”
    *OP:* “I’m gonna steal your freedom.”
    *Also OP:* “oh, and thanks for the wonderful wife you left me.”

    • @umar_07w
      @umar_07w 4 года назад +117

      Meanwhile Op's dad: Its free R̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶e̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ steak and beer

    • @VictorECaplon
      @VictorECaplon 4 года назад +8

      @SauberWarrior 205 🤣🤣

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 года назад +27

      @@umar_07w The true winner.

    • @bullshark3771
      @bullshark3771 4 года назад +18

      Victor E. Caplon when that started I was like wait a second is he gonna date Jill it seems like they make sense to be together. Also is this like a wife swap lol

    • @stingchameleoncomeback4728
      @stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 года назад +3

      @@VictorECaplon and kids

  • @Niskara
    @Niskara 4 года назад +1497

    I was hoping op and Jill would end up together at the end. Glad they both found happiness

    • @30kitagreen
      @30kitagreen 4 года назад +181

      Most importantly, his dad is still getting his steak and beer. 😄

    • @sarahdevlinmulqueen586
      @sarahdevlinmulqueen586 4 года назад +44

      They did they're married now

    • @Marpurrsa
      @Marpurrsa 4 года назад +110

      @@30kitagreen there's no love truer than a dad and his steak and beer

    • @dmf1301
      @dmf1301 4 года назад +13

      Niskara me too.
      So happy for them, their children, and their thriving business! 😊

    • @HikaruKun20
      @HikaruKun20 4 года назад +6

      Would’ve been funny if OP’s name was Jack.

  • @wednesdaysalem2807
    @wednesdaysalem2807 4 года назад +889

    Him touching her food is probably how she got sick. Gross.

    • @Noobmau
      @Noobmau 4 года назад +5

      sorry, can't like...

    • @rileymcgowan6490
      @rileymcgowan6490 4 года назад +58

      That’s ironic he’s a janitor

    • @pandoratheclay
      @pandoratheclay 4 года назад +3

      Why didn’t she put the food in some kind of safe?

    • @robyngemelle5160
      @robyngemelle5160 4 года назад +7

      Omg I thought the same thing 🤢

    • @derguenter6257
      @derguenter6257 4 года назад +5

      you cant get the flu from touching stuff thats been touched by an infected person a few hours earlier

  • @contentlobby3824
    @contentlobby3824 4 года назад +2337

    “Karan wasn’t working”
    Rslash: not surprised.
    Me: not surprised.

  • @bldrun1504
    @bldrun1504 4 года назад +1528

    Person:"I screwed your girl"
    Him:"Jokes on you,I screwed your life"
    Person:"Wait wha-"

    • @Voltamatum
      @Voltamatum 4 года назад +27

      Surprised Pikachu Face

    • @ChaoticAngelKitten
      @ChaoticAngelKitten 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @villiamanimelover
      @villiamanimelover 4 года назад +30

      "and also screwed your girl, just adding that there"
      Me: so basically, they swap partners lol

    • @bullshark3771
      @bullshark3771 4 года назад +5

      Bld Run I wish he also got revenge in the girl

    • @matankesselman456
      @matankesselman456 4 года назад +6

      And then married your girl!

  • @AtChiaPet
    @AtChiaPet 4 года назад +836

    I guess in the end, his friend ended up screwing himself!
    _Laughing intensifies_

    • @HussamxCraft
      @HussamxCraft 4 года назад +7

      Ba dum tsssssss

    • @needacuppa1898
      @needacuppa1898 4 года назад +11

      If Chiaki approves, I shall follow

    • @Sauce_Reaper
      @Sauce_Reaper 4 года назад +4

      Best girl chiaki approves, I shall follow along with the others

    • @furret8113
      @furret8113 4 года назад

      oml chiaki i see u everywhere

    • @Destin5258
      @Destin5258 4 года назад

      Jimmy fallon wants to know your location

  • @umar_07w
    @umar_07w 4 года назад +363

    Jake: I Screwed your Girl
    OP: I Screwed Your Life
    OPS DAD: Its free R̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶e̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ Steak And Beer 🍺

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 4 года назад +26

      It's free real e-steak

    • @kefkamadman
      @kefkamadman 4 года назад +21

      OP's dad is clearly the real winner, here. Yeah, OP got a wife, and two kids, and a happy life, but OP's dad gets free steak and beer, every Friday, FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.

    • @chrislanglois8275
      @chrislanglois8275 3 года назад +1

      @@kefkamadman mayb every night :D

  • @baconcatsizzle
    @baconcatsizzle 4 года назад +608

    "They hired you to clean the house, not clean house. " I thought that the same time you said it! 🤣🤣

    • @arg9919
      @arg9919 4 года назад +3

      Bacon Cat I read this comment the second he said it

    • @Microwaveswoo
      @Microwaveswoo 4 года назад +3

      ARG I read ur comment as soon as he said it

    • @Theimmure
      @Theimmure 4 года назад

      I honestly don’t really get that can someone explain?

    • @Microwaveswoo
      @Microwaveswoo 4 года назад +1

      Unearthly Being
      Well, I would’ve worded it as
      Clear house
      But, clean works better with the joke lol
      Do u get it?
      More explanation coz why not,
      To clean the house, = dust it, whatever
      Clean House, = clear everything away
      Clear/clean it away
      It doesn’t rlly make much sense, I didn’t get it when I first looked at it either
      Hope I helped x

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 4 года назад +3

      @@Microwaveswoo I would've said "clean out the house".

  • @suryanarayanan7103
    @suryanarayanan7103 4 года назад +337

    "not for my baby, for my snack horde" priorities right there 😂

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 4 года назад +5

      Surya Narayanan snack horde helps her get money to help her baby

    • @Lneti_VT
      @Lneti_VT 4 года назад +2

      many co-workers i know, would say that exact thing

    • @paden1865able
      @paden1865able 4 года назад +11

      The snack hoard helped nourish her child, so he wasn't only stealing the mom's food, he was stealing her child's food.

    • @destinysphinx27
      @destinysphinx27 3 года назад +2

      I'm just glad her little 3 year old has manners, not often you see that on reddit

    • @coadacatalin4510
      @coadacatalin4510 3 года назад

      LOK'TAR OGAR!!!

  • @ashgopal
    @ashgopal 4 года назад +928

    She protecc
    she attacc
    but most of all...
    SHE FIND WHO TAKE SNACC

    • @xx_aziex_xx937
      @xx_aziex_xx937 4 года назад +16

      @Senior Squidoo and then beat the living hell out of them

    • @YadaYadaonsteam
      @YadaYadaonsteam 4 года назад +10

      Injection of sriracha in the Valentine's candy

    • @seju9959
      @seju9959 4 года назад +9

      BlackWidow_1642 some guy stole my soccer ball at practice said it was not mine and then in front of 100 kids I scream at him to give me my ball back and he says no I grab it and said it has my name and people from then on called him a thief and I punched him once, but my coaches stopped me

    • @masterchief673
      @masterchief673 4 года назад +9

      I would have made a EXTRA LARGE bowl of chili with the hottest hot sauce in Walmart in there then the next day leave a box of cookies closed with a note saying “did you like the chili?”

    • @charlesmclain6558
      @charlesmclain6558 4 года назад +3

      Carolina reapers

  • @clumsysmurf16
    @clumsysmurf16 4 года назад +115

    You DO NOT steal a breast feeding mommas food, I also pump at work, had my lunch stolen twice I was livid

    • @ozeldo7021
      @ozeldo7021 4 года назад +4

      RIP aNd teAr uNtiL iT dOne

    • @clumsysmurf16
      @clumsysmurf16 4 года назад +1

      @M Harris yes I know you also don't have to pump on your break. You are entitled to a unpaid lunch break and separate times to pump but i chose to do both at the same time so I could get my hours.

    • @35joannecoleman
      @35joannecoleman 3 года назад

      @@ozeldo7021 a Karen.. I never seen one in the wild before '0'

    • @thunderflare59
      @thunderflare59 3 года назад +1

      Solution: capsaicin

    • @lulolie
      @lulolie 25 дней назад

      ​@thunderflare59 you don't want to have spicy breast milk

  • @abbiel9866
    @abbiel9866 4 года назад +282

    The WORST thing is food theives when you have a restricted diet. The amount of times my sister will use food I’ve brought for myself them she will have the nerve to complain it didn’t taste nice enough for her. Or when I thought I’d treat myself to this brownie box with cost £15 but they were delivered to your house and handmade for 8. Which was understandable. Let’s remember I’m so deprived from sweet chocolately things. And my sister can eat ANYTHING she wants. She ate half of them and keeps asking me when I’m gonna but some more. She’s a 20 year old woman with a full time job. I’m a part time student and have a part time job. I can’t afford to constantly buy things for her and me to use. This isn’t limited to just food. Makeup. Skincare. Hair products. She’ll use them. Break them and then tell you she didn’t like it anyway.

    • @Melissa-rv1fl
      @Melissa-rv1fl 4 года назад +29

      Same issue. I have IBD and food allergies and cant eat a lot of acidic stuff. So i would get special stuff for me. Come back and hubby and former roommate had opened and eaten most of my food. Saying you werent eating it...suffice to say i was very petty and when hubby was sleeping. I brought our corgi into bed and pulled all her loose hair out and put them on his face and pillow so he always would wake up irritated and sneezing. The flatmate...i increased his portion of rent by cost of my food. (100-200 bucks a month...my food was pricy)

    • @thelatentgamer4374
      @thelatentgamer4374 4 года назад +36

      Lol you need to make it clear asap . She's a living parasite

    • @stingchameleoncomeback4728
      @stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 года назад +28

      Use laxative

    • @riggsm4203
      @riggsm4203 4 года назад +14

      Buy Oreos and put hot sauce or toothpaste or ketchup in it.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 года назад +15

      Time to get out the spices and the laxatives

  • @guyw2thumbs
    @guyw2thumbs 4 года назад +32

    I love how OP reminded us that after 10 years his dad still got his weekly steak and beer 😂

  • @Merlin012001
    @Merlin012001 4 года назад +48

    That last guy dodged a full dreadnaught broadside! If he hadn't caught his roommate and girlfriend at it, he would have been stuck with 18 to 20 years of paying for a kid who was not his.

    • @rowanjonez
      @rowanjonez 2 года назад +7

      and to think, all cuz he got sick at a certain time and felt symptoms at that exact time

  • @vymston5918
    @vymston5918 4 года назад +63

    Rslash: finds out that there where cameras
    Also Rslash: I NEEEEEED IT

  • @isaacschrader3160
    @isaacschrader3160 4 года назад +363

    Having a girlfriend named Karen. Now that ladies and gentlemen is rough.

    • @RenAsterion
      @RenAsterion 4 года назад +19

      my step-dad has a wife named Karen. *that's* rough.
      (please note: i love my mom... but she tried to tell me that *broccoli* was bad for me the other night because some idiot wrote an article that was the exact opposite of true. probably some honest to gods anti-vax nonsense. "did you know that broccoli is bad for you if you are trying to lose weight or have arthritis?" mom... wtf, that's the exact opposite of the truth, where did you hear this? "oh, it was in an article!" .......and then after i looked up like, 30+ things saying that broccoli is one of the best foods to consume if you are trying to lose weight, or if you are arthritic, she spent the rest of the heckin' night looking for this thing she found and couldn't find it.)

    • @krennopher1269
      @krennopher1269 4 года назад +4

      Does she want to see the manager?

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 4 года назад +12

      I have a couple friends named Karen but neither one of them do not fit the Karen stereotypes at all. They are unfortunate to be stuck with the name given to them well before Reddit came to life.

    • @Pyro-sl3rq
      @Pyro-sl3rq 4 года назад +2

      I had a teacher called Carin ( the Dutch version of 'Karen' ), and if she made a mistake, she would blame the class.

    • @DrPeterLankton381
      @DrPeterLankton381 3 года назад +2

      I know two women named Karen and they're both very nice.

  • @SuperNintendoGameboy
    @SuperNintendoGameboy 4 года назад +55

    OP: (mentions having recorded footage)
    Rslash: I'll take your entire stock!

  • @cleoglover3572
    @cleoglover3572 4 года назад +42

    Nothing annoys me more than cheaters complaining how their partners are “never around” as a reason for their cheating when they got caught...pathetic. I’m so glad op ended up marrying Jill she seems like such a focused and hard working woman...

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 4 года назад +113

    Him: "I screwed your girl, what'chu gonna do about it?"
    OP: "What am I gonna do? A pro gamer move."
    Him: "Wait, what are yo-"

    • @stingchameleoncomeback4728
      @stingchameleoncomeback4728 4 года назад +3

      Jill: hi op * kiss op* how was your day honey

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 4 года назад

      @LEGO stormtrooper .-. Dude, what you're doing is really annoying. Please stop, now.

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 4 года назад

      @LEGO stormtrooper .-. Seriously, stop, you're starting to seriously bug me. Please stop.

    • @dracko158
      @dracko158 4 года назад

      @LEGO stormtrooper .-. OK

    • @MrWalk-cz3ft
      @MrWalk-cz3ft 3 года назад

      E P I C G A M E R

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian 4 года назад +206

    "...... Karen wasnt working"
    Rslash: not surprised.
    Me: 🤣

    • @AestheticWaif
      @AestheticWaif 4 года назад +1

      I literally snorted my beer 😂💀

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 2 года назад

      “Jake lives with us and would leave early, Karen isn’t working”
      Me: Not surprised

  • @Jay-fb1dg
    @Jay-fb1dg 4 года назад +305

    *listening to last story*
    R/: “Karen never helped”. “Jake would stay for 20 minutes then leave and say “I have to make a sale”.
    Me: He’s sleeping with Karen
    *a few minutes later* R/:”I walk in to see Karen doing the reverse cowboy-“. “I KNEW IT!!”

    • @IAmCjcj11
      @IAmCjcj11 4 года назад +21

      I actually did not see that coming at all lol, I mean, until the part where he clocked out early. That almost never ends well in these stories lmaooo

    • @Caprineki
      @Caprineki 4 года назад +6

      I mean it's the title of the video

    • @IAmCjcj11
      @IAmCjcj11 4 года назад +15

      Eviscerated Archangel true, but at least in my case I’m only listening to these and I rarely even look at the titles, I’m a simple man, I see a rslash video and I click

    • @Jay-fb1dg
      @Jay-fb1dg 4 года назад +2

      IAmCjcj11 I do this too, but I’ve been listening long enough to know that that’s how it probably would’ve gone

    • @PNDasa
      @PNDasa 4 года назад +2

      Same, I saw it coming

  • @piedpiper1185
    @piedpiper1185 4 года назад +109

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Not a ducking soul:
    rSlash: _passionate hugging_

    • @BenSmith-vd2jf
      @BenSmith-vd2jf 4 года назад +5

      professionals have standards.

    • @TheHaloVoyager
      @TheHaloVoyager 4 года назад +12

      "Dad how are babies made"
      "Passionate hugging son, passionate hugging"

    • @joshuajoe1419
      @joshuajoe1419 4 года назад +2

      Got to obey the god of demonetization

    • @MrWalk-cz3ft
      @MrWalk-cz3ft 3 года назад

      Little five year olds “why did he get arrested he only hugged her “

  • @robyngemelle5160
    @robyngemelle5160 4 года назад +6

    Awww what a beautiful, twisted love story. I’m so glad OP and Jill found both love AND partnership together.

  • @leohunter801
    @leohunter801 4 года назад +243

    Dude that last story, its basically like this :My girlfriend at the time Karen was a lazy bum and I found out she was sleeping with my friend and roommate who already had a gf, so I broke up with her found out Jake was a drug dealer so I left and told the cops, about a year later i start dating Jake's former gf who is now my wife and mother of my two kids

    • @DragonKirby
      @DragonKirby 4 года назад +18

      Who’s to say Jill wasn’t crushing on him before the finding out of cheating,she was suspicious and since she was right she wouldn’t feel guilty for crushing on him only for her to be his wife and mother of 2 kids as live a wonderful life

    • @gmenos6252
      @gmenos6252 4 года назад +45

      And kids, that's how I met your mother.

    • @aniusers
      @aniusers 4 года назад +9

      this is a TL;DR in all shape and forms.

    • @hayamakaily9059
      @hayamakaily9059 4 года назад +19

      And don't forget: Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 4 года назад

      That’s cause that’s exactly what it is.

  • @fancydeer
    @fancydeer 4 года назад +13

    Who knew Jill and OP would end up together? Good on them. Y'all hustle and live your best life.

  • @helcaraxe301
    @helcaraxe301 4 года назад +9

    That last one made me crack open the most bear-trap grin I've ever cracked in my lifetime. As soon as Jill was introduced, I knew she'd either burn the OP to ashes or bring him back to life, and boy am I glad it was the later one. Dad still getting his steak and beer is like a gravy on mashed taters.
    One of the most beautiful stories I've seen in r/.

  • @Beth_The_Bored
    @Beth_The_Bored 4 года назад +42

    R/: “Karen wasn’t working.”
    ....Not surprised.
    Me: Did you actually think a Karen *would* work?!

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 года назад

      No, sometimes there’s Karen’s who work. I had one as a boss 🥲

  • @kageseiryuu8675
    @kageseiryuu8675 4 года назад +29

    "I live with my GF Karen..."
    me: like 'That' kind of Karen?

  • @steel-dragon4783
    @steel-dragon4783 4 года назад +136

    Starts watching my Bluetooth headphones *LOW BATTERY * scared the shit out of me

    • @samskelton1441
      @samskelton1441 4 года назад +6

      I hate when that happens!

    • @_Fizel_
      @_Fizel_ 4 года назад +3

      I almost fell out of my dang chair the first time that happened to me.

    • @starvr
      @starvr 4 года назад +4

      Please, don't bring back the nightmares. Lol

    • @samskelton1441
      @samskelton1441 4 года назад +4

      Fizel Shiba especially when you are almost asleep and they freaking SHOUT in your ear

    • @bacunboy
      @bacunboy 4 года назад

      CONNECTED!!!!!!

  • @thedovahkiin666
    @thedovahkiin666 4 года назад +6

    Your voice is perfect for reading these and the way you censor while reading is literally the best. "Passionate hugging" killed me.

  • @skylar8598
    @skylar8598 4 года назад +18

    When the person talks about their allergy and food being twice as expensive, yup that's a gluten allergy. I can relate to that on a personal level as I have it

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 года назад

      *washes hands and hugs you*
      Two of my friends are gluten intolerant, it’s awful. I send best wishes to your villi.

  • @captincrisspantssayshi3221
    @captincrisspantssayshi3221 4 года назад +40

    I like how the first comment didnt even care about 1st but just said "Gay" 😂

  • @quietblake6997
    @quietblake6997 4 года назад +20

    Last Story; This wasn't pro revenge, it was NUCLEAR.
    Get the man arrested and got with his ex.

  • @brittanypage1706
    @brittanypage1706 4 года назад +2

    These videos are posted at 9am here in Canada. I wake up every morning and watch these while getting ready. Best way to start the morning.

  • @Will___iam
    @Will___iam 4 года назад +29

    The "Solitary Cookie" had me bursting out in laughter

  • @stepgamerdad
    @stepgamerdad 4 года назад +9

    That deadpan "not surprised" at 11:29 got me good.

  • @rogthepirate4593
    @rogthepirate4593 4 года назад +4

    The end of that last story was so wholesome. Made me happy.
    I love it when good things end up happening to good people and assholes get what they deserve.

  • @Purin1023
    @Purin1023 4 года назад +30

    I love how the Dad made out like a freaking bandit in the story. Being generous we'll say a steak dinner and a beer is $22 for a regular customer. Kind of low but the price on steak can vary a lot. This man has been going there once a week for 10 years. That's something like $11,400 he's been paid. Does anyone know how much it would cost to rewire a motel like that? I'm interested to know how the prices compare.

    • @iyaq8659
      @iyaq8659 4 года назад +4

      Dad probably get the weekly dinner in Jill's business though, so maybe it's less than that

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 4 года назад +2

      Iyaq any bets his name is now part of a special the menu has on it?

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 года назад +11

    Last story was the best "No u" relationship i ever seen.

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 2 года назад +2

    Imagine having such an awesome hard working girlfriend and becomming a drug dealer, cheating on her with some lazy karen and ruining your life.
    Jake could have had at least three successful bussinesses if he were honest and hard working like OP.

  • @littleylvis
    @littleylvis 4 года назад +7

    "Clean THE house. Not clean house."
    😂👌

  • @timfangrad5173
    @timfangrad5173 3 года назад +2

    That's a real stand up guy. This guy stole his girlfriend but even after everything that happened, he feels bad about the whole situation and hopes the guy is doing good.

  • @kingmaxiejacobforever7816
    @kingmaxiejacobforever7816 4 года назад +62

    Who else was expecting the last story to be:
    “Girlfriend cheated on me with close friend, I had him arrested and ghosted her!” ?

  • @JM-ij1om
    @JM-ij1om 4 года назад +1

    Aww that last one was actually a really good one. It was a blessing in disguise and now he's got a beautiful family!

  • @fatboyslim458
    @fatboyslim458 4 года назад +8

    Sound like op's dad got the best outcome: free steak and beer every week, for over 10 years.

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 3 года назад +1

    There's the office snack thief, and then there's a janitor who doesn't give 3 craps about anyone but himself!

  • @TazoLatte
    @TazoLatte 4 года назад +5

    The real winner is the dad with the steak dinner and beer guess he fixed up more then a restaurant.

  • @yarraidalg
    @yarraidalg 4 года назад

    your clean the house/clean house wordplay was GODLY. i love your little puns at the end of each story

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 года назад +11

    Karen actually preferred OP's bed, just not with him in it.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 года назад

      It has good lumbar support.

  • @addicted2anger53
    @addicted2anger53 4 года назад +1

    loved the last story. i’m sure there are lots of guys who have been cheated on. including myself. i only wish i could exacted some sweet sweet revenge like that. put a smile on my face.

  • @SkyKiller63
    @SkyKiller63 4 года назад +5

    I love that you upload in the morning for me (central us) so while I’m getting ready in the morning I get a little notification of your new video and I watch it while finishing getting ready! You are now part of my morning routine. Lol

  • @mjpalmerr
    @mjpalmerr 4 года назад +8

    My favourite stories are by far the ones where everything gets resolved and then OP is like: ‘that was 5 years ago and we are now married for 1 year and have 2 kids’

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 года назад

      Exactly. Good coming out of evil, it gives me the fuzzy feels.

  • @victorian_da
    @victorian_da 4 года назад +43

    Last time I was this early, we were still calling the channel Arselash.

  • @NebulositySTW
    @NebulositySTW 4 года назад +1

    Whooooooo that last one was a full 180 and it was glorious!

  • @leondavies3398
    @leondavies3398 4 года назад +48

    UM EXCUSE ME RSLASH I HAVEN'T RECEIVED PAYMENT FOR MY TIME SPENT WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS YET 😡 i would hate to have to sue you because I do like your channel 😏 I assume this is a misstake so i demand double for my time wasted now send me at least £5000 a video more would be appreciated. DONT MAKE ME TALK TO YOUR RUclips MANAGER

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes 4 года назад +1

    I’m glad that the dad is still getting rewarded for his hard work🙌

  • @Garouwerks
    @Garouwerks 4 года назад +33

    This is a RUclips comment for the "Almighty Algorithm". It contains words like: terrific, outstanding, incredible and brilliant! to satiate the Algorithm's need and insane hunger for engagement.

  • @Ragehunger
    @Ragehunger 4 года назад

    To add insult to injury, OP should've added some laxatives to her candy. Not only would the janitor make a mess in the nearest bathroom, but he would also likely be made to clean up the mess too before being promptly dismissed. That would've been golden!

  • @YTM100
    @YTM100 4 года назад +4

    The best thing is that dad still eats his weekly steak and beer

  • @nikkilevales9038
    @nikkilevales9038 4 года назад

    That last story was perfect. What could be better than just living your life and finding happiness without ever giving those that wronged you another thought?
    The best revenge is a life well lived.

  • @nekonata4721
    @nekonata4721 4 года назад +3

    ".. not surprised.."
    You made my day.

  • @toportime
    @toportime 3 года назад +1

    Some people get aggressive when you mess with their food... food thieves play a dangerous game and deserve any and everything that befalls them for their crime.

  • @thegreeenmnm
    @thegreeenmnm 4 года назад +3

    Op: not for the baby, for the snack hoard
    Me: and the difference?

  • @catandogclone7880
    @catandogclone7880 4 года назад +1

    Glad OP and Jill ended up together.

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 4 года назад +4

    The best part of waking up, there's rslash in your cup. Watching these videos has been a part of daily routine.
    Edit: and I just loved that last story. Pro-revenge with a cute ending

  • @kaykanut8778
    @kaykanut8778 4 года назад

    Yes!!! I'm sooo happy op and Jill ended up together in the end and are happy!!! The best one yet and I've heard them all lol

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 4 года назад +4

    I'd like to think Karen would use the excuse of "You're not manly enough" or "At least your friend is successful" and once her druggie baby daddy goes on the run and word spreads about how successful OP is with Jill, Karen is just gonna come crawling back

  • @legitsting4774
    @legitsting4774 4 года назад +2

    Appreciate the longer videos! Lasted my whole lunch period

  • @mochacino6198
    @mochacino6198 4 года назад +5

    "My girlfriend Karen"
    Me: *oh no. OH NO NO NO*

  • @jennifermartinez6223
    @jennifermartinez6223 4 года назад +1

    God I think I laugh harder during your ad libbing than anything left🤣🤣🤣🤣❤🦊

  • @udhayk27
    @udhayk27 4 года назад +3

    a little suspicious that he can recognize how ecstasy is packed 😂

    • @JamesSmith-qc6sp
      @JamesSmith-qc6sp 4 года назад +1

      Ecstasy is one of the easiest drugs to identify. Circular pills with imprinted decoration on it i.e. a smiley face

  • @luvely1062
    @luvely1062 4 года назад +1

    Man I really wish that last story was real LOL that's amazing

  • @superhonorablenephew3079
    @superhonorablenephew3079 4 года назад +4

    Wow.... I’m new to this channel... These stories are insane, but very satisfying....

    • @MrWalk-cz3ft
      @MrWalk-cz3ft 3 года назад

      yup I’m addicted he post a lot

  • @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244
    @thorgrootsweetrabbit2244 3 года назад +1

    I knew he would end up with Jill, Karen sat back and did nothing to help. The correct people ended up together, Karen and Jake will be miserable together couldn't happen to a more deserving couple.

  • @In_Bread
    @In_Bread 4 года назад +20

    Me: trying to sleep
    Rslash: I don’t care watch my video
    Me: ok Ralash I will watch your video 😔😔😔😴😴😴

    • @Azuraion
      @Azuraion 4 года назад

      Fellow Aussie? =) these are my bedtime stories hah!

    • @joyayaa_
      @joyayaa_ 4 года назад

      How sad, where I live its 6 pm but I've been awake for almost 26 hours so.. 🥴

    • @BloodThirstyAvengers
      @BloodThirstyAvengers 4 года назад

      Ralash? Who else read that in a tired/drunk voice? XD

    • @brittanypage1706
      @brittanypage1706 4 года назад

      Gets posted at 9am here in Canada.

  • @Just_Me_Alex
    @Just_Me_Alex 4 года назад

    I had a stupid food thief story from middle school. I tried selling valentines candy in my school to save money for a present for my sis. When I mistakenly went to the bathroom, I returned to see most of my candy gone. All of my classmates were eating it. This girl tried to be nice to me and at first offered to give me money to replace it, but then decided not to because she didn’t take it. When she left the room someone told me how she stole the candy, and started handing it out to everyone.

  • @meg-aneletang13
    @meg-aneletang13 4 года назад +8

    I’ve watched every video you’ve made and everyday I try to watch the new one as fast I can thank you for making my day every time

  • @user-eh2jk6mf9s
    @user-eh2jk6mf9s 4 года назад +1

    Kids in school were always asking to try my lunch because I brought stuff from home. Solved it with a bag of super hot peanuts.

  • @anothercasualcreator282
    @anothercasualcreator282 4 года назад +14

    Never was this early but then again the hour changed either way horray for a new vid

  • @lilbrickhome8361
    @lilbrickhome8361 4 года назад +1

    This remind me of when I was a kid. Grew up in a family of ten when it was your birthday everyone got a nice piece of cake and the leftovers where for the birthday boy or girl. Lets say after 7 siblings took a piece too small to notice there never was much cake leftover after a day. It would have made me more angry if I was not guilty of this too! LOL

  • @Racecar2024
    @Racecar2024 4 года назад +3

    RIP my sleep schedule. Thanks daylight savings 😢

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 4 года назад

    One of the biggest problems with cheating on someone that few people ever seem to mention is the fact that once a deep trust has been violated it's very hard for the innocent person to fully trust again. It's hurting that person for years over a piece of pleasure that lasts only a few minutes. I was damaged like this a long time ago. Luckily my lovely and understanding bride has stuck by me since 86.

  • @mizzeve9354
    @mizzeve9354 4 года назад +12

    When it says 47 seconds 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂

  • @laurenblake659
    @laurenblake659 4 года назад +1

    I was rooting for op and Jill the whole time, i'm so happy

  • @CarPark16
    @CarPark16 4 года назад +3

    What happened to puppy bloopers. Is yugo OK???

  • @hunnykun101
    @hunnykun101 4 года назад +1

    If anyone takes my food I would put a little bit of laxative and if someone rushes to the bathroom I know they took it.
    I love the last story; I love that ex-partners of Cheaters get together and have happy ending while the cheaters just run away.

  • @lefter243
    @lefter243 4 года назад +3

    FINALLY EARLY-
    Does that mean I'm an annoying person that says first?

  • @RunLego
    @RunLego 4 года назад +3

    Who else has a tradition of watching this before bed?

  • @neversoart
    @neversoart 4 года назад +3

    *69 comments*

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 4 года назад +2

    10:50 or the classic food thief deterrent of “Ghost Pepper + Carolina Reaper homemade dark chocolate”

  • @dingo4601
    @dingo4601 4 года назад +2

    I think all the event took place just to get op and jill together...
    They really deserve each other.
    God works in mysterious way doesn't he...

  • @H4ri4n
    @H4ri4n 4 года назад +2

    When his dad eventually dies, on the grave it will say: "R ya winnin, son?" His son will remember all he's gone through, with Jake, Karen and Jill and then say: "With a father like you, who raised me to have ideas that will certainly grant me happiness and end a cheaters life, I was always winning, dad. He says as his eyes tear and his wife and kids come to salute the grave. Amen.

  • @lpg5355
    @lpg5355 4 года назад +1

    If the maid hadnt got lazy and had noticed the cameras, OPs story could have been much different with a worse ending

  • @chriscalhoun75
    @chriscalhoun75 4 года назад

    5 years for theft of property over 40 thousand usd? That’s crazy. When I was 18 me and a couple friends got picked up smoking weed at a local abandoned factory that turns out had been broken into and we were facing 15 to 20 years for the 5 thousand usd worth of damages/ missing materials, thank the lord the owner had working cameras inside and come forth with evidence that we didn’t break in.

  • @dustinbemis9543
    @dustinbemis9543 4 года назад +1

    My wife had a customer BLAME her for changing time........yes time itself because she showed up late after the time change lmao

  • @MrWhite-bk8uy
    @MrWhite-bk8uy 4 года назад +1

    Please try this trick if someone is stealing your food, buy some jelly doughnuts and take a surfing, fill it up with any disgusting mixture you can find and inject it in to your doughnuts and watch the world burn

  • @tkokesh
    @tkokesh 4 года назад +1

    For other people who may have candy thieves... sugar-free Haribo gummy bears.

  • @cfq1018
    @cfq1018 3 года назад +1

    “Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer”
    The true ending