Victor E. Caplon when that started I was like wait a second is he gonna date Jill it seems like they make sense to be together. Also is this like a wife swap lol
OP's dad is clearly the real winner, here. Yeah, OP got a wife, and two kids, and a happy life, but OP's dad gets free steak and beer, every Friday, FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
Unearthly Being Well, I would’ve worded it as Clear house But, clean works better with the joke lol Do u get it? More explanation coz why not, To clean the house, = dust it, whatever Clean House, = clear everything away Clear/clean it away It doesn’t rlly make much sense, I didn’t get it when I first looked at it either Hope I helped x
BlackWidow_1642 some guy stole my soccer ball at practice said it was not mine and then in front of 100 kids I scream at him to give me my ball back and he says no I grab it and said it has my name and people from then on called him a thief and I punched him once, but my coaches stopped me
I would have made a EXTRA LARGE bowl of chili with the hottest hot sauce in Walmart in there then the next day leave a box of cookies closed with a note saying “did you like the chili?”
@M Harris yes I know you also don't have to pump on your break. You are entitled to a unpaid lunch break and separate times to pump but i chose to do both at the same time so I could get my hours.
The WORST thing is food theives when you have a restricted diet. The amount of times my sister will use food I’ve brought for myself them she will have the nerve to complain it didn’t taste nice enough for her. Or when I thought I’d treat myself to this brownie box with cost £15 but they were delivered to your house and handmade for 8. Which was understandable. Let’s remember I’m so deprived from sweet chocolately things. And my sister can eat ANYTHING she wants. She ate half of them and keeps asking me when I’m gonna but some more. She’s a 20 year old woman with a full time job. I’m a part time student and have a part time job. I can’t afford to constantly buy things for her and me to use. This isn’t limited to just food. Makeup. Skincare. Hair products. She’ll use them. Break them and then tell you she didn’t like it anyway.
Same issue. I have IBD and food allergies and cant eat a lot of acidic stuff. So i would get special stuff for me. Come back and hubby and former roommate had opened and eaten most of my food. Saying you werent eating it...suffice to say i was very petty and when hubby was sleeping. I brought our corgi into bed and pulled all her loose hair out and put them on his face and pillow so he always would wake up irritated and sneezing. The flatmate...i increased his portion of rent by cost of my food. (100-200 bucks a month...my food was pricy)
That last guy dodged a full dreadnaught broadside! If he hadn't caught his roommate and girlfriend at it, he would have been stuck with 18 to 20 years of paying for a kid who was not his.
my step-dad has a wife named Karen. *that's* rough. (please note: i love my mom... but she tried to tell me that *broccoli* was bad for me the other night because some idiot wrote an article that was the exact opposite of true. probably some honest to gods anti-vax nonsense. "did you know that broccoli is bad for you if you are trying to lose weight or have arthritis?" mom... wtf, that's the exact opposite of the truth, where did you hear this? "oh, it was in an article!" .......and then after i looked up like, 30+ things saying that broccoli is one of the best foods to consume if you are trying to lose weight, or if you are arthritic, she spent the rest of the heckin' night looking for this thing she found and couldn't find it.)
I have a couple friends named Karen but neither one of them do not fit the Karen stereotypes at all. They are unfortunate to be stuck with the name given to them well before Reddit came to life.
Nothing annoys me more than cheaters complaining how their partners are “never around” as a reason for their cheating when they got caught...pathetic. I’m so glad op ended up marrying Jill she seems like such a focused and hard working woman...
*listening to last story* R/: “Karen never helped”. “Jake would stay for 20 minutes then leave and say “I have to make a sale”. Me: He’s sleeping with Karen *a few minutes later* R/:”I walk in to see Karen doing the reverse cowboy-“. “I KNEW IT!!”
Eviscerated Archangel true, but at least in my case I’m only listening to these and I rarely even look at the titles, I’m a simple man, I see a rslash video and I click
Dude that last story, its basically like this :My girlfriend at the time Karen was a lazy bum and I found out she was sleeping with my friend and roommate who already had a gf, so I broke up with her found out Jake was a drug dealer so I left and told the cops, about a year later i start dating Jake's former gf who is now my wife and mother of my two kids
Who’s to say Jill wasn’t crushing on him before the finding out of cheating,she was suspicious and since she was right she wouldn’t feel guilty for crushing on him only for her to be his wife and mother of 2 kids as live a wonderful life
That last one made me crack open the most bear-trap grin I've ever cracked in my lifetime. As soon as Jill was introduced, I knew she'd either burn the OP to ashes or bring him back to life, and boy am I glad it was the later one. Dad still getting his steak and beer is like a gravy on mashed taters. One of the most beautiful stories I've seen in r/.
When the person talks about their allergy and food being twice as expensive, yup that's a gluten allergy. I can relate to that on a personal level as I have it
The end of that last story was so wholesome. Made me happy. I love it when good things end up happening to good people and assholes get what they deserve.
I love how the Dad made out like a freaking bandit in the story. Being generous we'll say a steak dinner and a beer is $22 for a regular customer. Kind of low but the price on steak can vary a lot. This man has been going there once a week for 10 years. That's something like $11,400 he's been paid. Does anyone know how much it would cost to rewire a motel like that? I'm interested to know how the prices compare.
Imagine having such an awesome hard working girlfriend and becomming a drug dealer, cheating on her with some lazy karen and ruining your life. Jake could have had at least three successful bussinesses if he were honest and hard working like OP.
That's a real stand up guy. This guy stole his girlfriend but even after everything that happened, he feels bad about the whole situation and hopes the guy is doing good.
loved the last story. i’m sure there are lots of guys who have been cheated on. including myself. i only wish i could exacted some sweet sweet revenge like that. put a smile on my face.
I love that you upload in the morning for me (central us) so while I’m getting ready in the morning I get a little notification of your new video and I watch it while finishing getting ready! You are now part of my morning routine. Lol
My favourite stories are by far the ones where everything gets resolved and then OP is like: ‘that was 5 years ago and we are now married for 1 year and have 2 kids’
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To add insult to injury, OP should've added some laxatives to her candy. Not only would the janitor make a mess in the nearest bathroom, but he would also likely be made to clean up the mess too before being promptly dismissed. That would've been golden!
That last story was perfect. What could be better than just living your life and finding happiness without ever giving those that wronged you another thought? The best revenge is a life well lived.
Some people get aggressive when you mess with their food... food thieves play a dangerous game and deserve any and everything that befalls them for their crime.
The best part of waking up, there's rslash in your cup. Watching these videos has been a part of daily routine. Edit: and I just loved that last story. Pro-revenge with a cute ending
I'd like to think Karen would use the excuse of "You're not manly enough" or "At least your friend is successful" and once her druggie baby daddy goes on the run and word spreads about how successful OP is with Jill, Karen is just gonna come crawling back
I knew he would end up with Jill, Karen sat back and did nothing to help. The correct people ended up together, Karen and Jake will be miserable together couldn't happen to a more deserving couple.
I had a stupid food thief story from middle school. I tried selling valentines candy in my school to save money for a present for my sis. When I mistakenly went to the bathroom, I returned to see most of my candy gone. All of my classmates were eating it. This girl tried to be nice to me and at first offered to give me money to replace it, but then decided not to because she didn’t take it. When she left the room someone told me how she stole the candy, and started handing it out to everyone.
This remind me of when I was a kid. Grew up in a family of ten when it was your birthday everyone got a nice piece of cake and the leftovers where for the birthday boy or girl. Lets say after 7 siblings took a piece too small to notice there never was much cake leftover after a day. It would have made me more angry if I was not guilty of this too! LOL
One of the biggest problems with cheating on someone that few people ever seem to mention is the fact that once a deep trust has been violated it's very hard for the innocent person to fully trust again. It's hurting that person for years over a piece of pleasure that lasts only a few minutes. I was damaged like this a long time ago. Luckily my lovely and understanding bride has stuck by me since 86.
If anyone takes my food I would put a little bit of laxative and if someone rushes to the bathroom I know they took it. I love the last story; I love that ex-partners of Cheaters get together and have happy ending while the cheaters just run away.
When his dad eventually dies, on the grave it will say: "R ya winnin, son?" His son will remember all he's gone through, with Jake, Karen and Jill and then say: "With a father like you, who raised me to have ideas that will certainly grant me happiness and end a cheaters life, I was always winning, dad. He says as his eyes tear and his wife and kids come to salute the grave. Amen.
5 years for theft of property over 40 thousand usd? That’s crazy. When I was 18 me and a couple friends got picked up smoking weed at a local abandoned factory that turns out had been broken into and we were facing 15 to 20 years for the 5 thousand usd worth of damages/ missing materials, thank the lord the owner had working cameras inside and come forth with evidence that we didn’t break in.
Please try this trick if someone is stealing your food, buy some jelly doughnuts and take a surfing, fill it up with any disgusting mixture you can find and inject it in to your doughnuts and watch the world burn
*"Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer"*
The true winner of the story, without the revenge part, is the father.
Yup! Also gained what sounds to be a lovely daughter in law and a couple of grandkids 😊
and also a part in what looks to be successful buiness ^^ Since they opened a 3rd one
@@blackdemonknight what their ages
Lady of Darkness he also gained a few pounds I’m assuming with that steak and beer😂
@AniUser i was thinking the same lol
I was so anxious that Dad would get screwed out of his steak and beer. Sighed in relief at the end of the story.
:D Yea same at start...and I love that it still continues :)
Yeah, that one had a few solid plot twists, a good build up, an unexpected climax, and a happy ending. Would be a perfect straight-to-video movie.
That was my initial thought too, love a good happy ending.
𝙷𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚊 𝚟𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝; 𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚋 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝟷𝟷 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝
Eesh Meesh Ikr
*Jake:* “I’m gonna steal your girl.”
*OP:* “I’m gonna steal your freedom.”
*Also OP:* “oh, and thanks for the wonderful wife you left me.”
Meanwhile Op's dad: Its free R̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶e̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ steak and beer
@SauberWarrior 205 🤣🤣
@@umar_07w The true winner.
Victor E. Caplon when that started I was like wait a second is he gonna date Jill it seems like they make sense to be together. Also is this like a wife swap lol
@@VictorECaplon and kids
I was hoping op and Jill would end up together at the end. Glad they both found happiness
Most importantly, his dad is still getting his steak and beer. 😄
They did they're married now
@@30kitagreen there's no love truer than a dad and his steak and beer
Niskara me too.
So happy for them, their children, and their thriving business! 😊
Would’ve been funny if OP’s name was Jack.
Him touching her food is probably how she got sick. Gross.
sorry, can't like...
That’s ironic he’s a janitor
Why didn’t she put the food in some kind of safe?
Omg I thought the same thing 🤢
you cant get the flu from touching stuff thats been touched by an infected person a few hours earlier
“Karan wasn’t working”
Rslash: not surprised.
Me: not surprised.
Blackwood Pinetree is anyone tho?
Karen*
Miles Tails Prower true
i want a clip him saying "not surprised"
Not surprised
Person:"I screwed your girl"
Him:"Jokes on you,I screwed your life"
Person:"Wait wha-"
Surprised Pikachu Face
Lol
"and also screwed your girl, just adding that there"
Me: so basically, they swap partners lol
Bld Run I wish he also got revenge in the girl
And then married your girl!
I guess in the end, his friend ended up screwing himself!
_Laughing intensifies_
Ba dum tsssssss
If Chiaki approves, I shall follow
Best girl chiaki approves, I shall follow along with the others
oml chiaki i see u everywhere
Jimmy fallon wants to know your location
Jake: I Screwed your Girl
OP: I Screwed Your Life
OPS DAD: Its free R̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶e̶s̶t̶a̶t̶e̶ Steak And Beer 🍺
It's free real e-steak
OP's dad is clearly the real winner, here. Yeah, OP got a wife, and two kids, and a happy life, but OP's dad gets free steak and beer, every Friday, FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
@@kefkamadman mayb every night :D
"They hired you to clean the house, not clean house. " I thought that the same time you said it! 🤣🤣
Bacon Cat I read this comment the second he said it
ARG I read ur comment as soon as he said it
I honestly don’t really get that can someone explain?
Unearthly Being
Well, I would’ve worded it as
Clear house
But, clean works better with the joke lol
Do u get it?
More explanation coz why not,
To clean the house, = dust it, whatever
Clean House, = clear everything away
Clear/clean it away
It doesn’t rlly make much sense, I didn’t get it when I first looked at it either
Hope I helped x
@@Microwaveswoo I would've said "clean out the house".
"not for my baby, for my snack horde" priorities right there 😂
Surya Narayanan snack horde helps her get money to help her baby
many co-workers i know, would say that exact thing
The snack hoard helped nourish her child, so he wasn't only stealing the mom's food, he was stealing her child's food.
I'm just glad her little 3 year old has manners, not often you see that on reddit
LOK'TAR OGAR!!!
She protecc
she attacc
but most of all...
SHE FIND WHO TAKE SNACC
@Senior Squidoo and then beat the living hell out of them
Injection of sriracha in the Valentine's candy
BlackWidow_1642 some guy stole my soccer ball at practice said it was not mine and then in front of 100 kids I scream at him to give me my ball back and he says no I grab it and said it has my name and people from then on called him a thief and I punched him once, but my coaches stopped me
I would have made a EXTRA LARGE bowl of chili with the hottest hot sauce in Walmart in there then the next day leave a box of cookies closed with a note saying “did you like the chili?”
Carolina reapers
You DO NOT steal a breast feeding mommas food, I also pump at work, had my lunch stolen twice I was livid
RIP aNd teAr uNtiL iT dOne
@M Harris yes I know you also don't have to pump on your break. You are entitled to a unpaid lunch break and separate times to pump but i chose to do both at the same time so I could get my hours.
@@ozeldo7021 a Karen.. I never seen one in the wild before '0'
Solution: capsaicin
@thunderflare59 you don't want to have spicy breast milk
The WORST thing is food theives when you have a restricted diet. The amount of times my sister will use food I’ve brought for myself them she will have the nerve to complain it didn’t taste nice enough for her. Or when I thought I’d treat myself to this brownie box with cost £15 but they were delivered to your house and handmade for 8. Which was understandable. Let’s remember I’m so deprived from sweet chocolately things. And my sister can eat ANYTHING she wants. She ate half of them and keeps asking me when I’m gonna but some more. She’s a 20 year old woman with a full time job. I’m a part time student and have a part time job. I can’t afford to constantly buy things for her and me to use. This isn’t limited to just food. Makeup. Skincare. Hair products. She’ll use them. Break them and then tell you she didn’t like it anyway.
Same issue. I have IBD and food allergies and cant eat a lot of acidic stuff. So i would get special stuff for me. Come back and hubby and former roommate had opened and eaten most of my food. Saying you werent eating it...suffice to say i was very petty and when hubby was sleeping. I brought our corgi into bed and pulled all her loose hair out and put them on his face and pillow so he always would wake up irritated and sneezing. The flatmate...i increased his portion of rent by cost of my food. (100-200 bucks a month...my food was pricy)
Lol you need to make it clear asap . She's a living parasite
Use laxative
Buy Oreos and put hot sauce or toothpaste or ketchup in it.
Time to get out the spices and the laxatives
I love how OP reminded us that after 10 years his dad still got his weekly steak and beer 😂
That last guy dodged a full dreadnaught broadside! If he hadn't caught his roommate and girlfriend at it, he would have been stuck with 18 to 20 years of paying for a kid who was not his.
and to think, all cuz he got sick at a certain time and felt symptoms at that exact time
Rslash: finds out that there where cameras
Also Rslash: I NEEEEEED IT
Having a girlfriend named Karen. Now that ladies and gentlemen is rough.
my step-dad has a wife named Karen. *that's* rough.
(please note: i love my mom... but she tried to tell me that *broccoli* was bad for me the other night because some idiot wrote an article that was the exact opposite of true. probably some honest to gods anti-vax nonsense. "did you know that broccoli is bad for you if you are trying to lose weight or have arthritis?" mom... wtf, that's the exact opposite of the truth, where did you hear this? "oh, it was in an article!" .......and then after i looked up like, 30+ things saying that broccoli is one of the best foods to consume if you are trying to lose weight, or if you are arthritic, she spent the rest of the heckin' night looking for this thing she found and couldn't find it.)
Does she want to see the manager?
I have a couple friends named Karen but neither one of them do not fit the Karen stereotypes at all. They are unfortunate to be stuck with the name given to them well before Reddit came to life.
I had a teacher called Carin ( the Dutch version of 'Karen' ), and if she made a mistake, she would blame the class.
I know two women named Karen and they're both very nice.
OP: (mentions having recorded footage)
Rslash: I'll take your entire stock!
iLl TaKe uR eNtIrE StOcK
Nothing annoys me more than cheaters complaining how their partners are “never around” as a reason for their cheating when they got caught...pathetic. I’m so glad op ended up marrying Jill she seems like such a focused and hard working woman...
Him: "I screwed your girl, what'chu gonna do about it?"
OP: "What am I gonna do? A pro gamer move."
Him: "Wait, what are yo-"
Jill: hi op * kiss op* how was your day honey
@LEGO stormtrooper .-. Dude, what you're doing is really annoying. Please stop, now.
@LEGO stormtrooper .-. Seriously, stop, you're starting to seriously bug me. Please stop.
@LEGO stormtrooper .-. OK
E P I C G A M E R
"...... Karen wasnt working"
Rslash: not surprised.
Me: 🤣
I literally snorted my beer 😂💀
“Jake lives with us and would leave early, Karen isn’t working”
Me: Not surprised
*listening to last story*
R/: “Karen never helped”. “Jake would stay for 20 minutes then leave and say “I have to make a sale”.
Me: He’s sleeping with Karen
*a few minutes later* R/:”I walk in to see Karen doing the reverse cowboy-“. “I KNEW IT!!”
I actually did not see that coming at all lol, I mean, until the part where he clocked out early. That almost never ends well in these stories lmaooo
I mean it's the title of the video
Eviscerated Archangel true, but at least in my case I’m only listening to these and I rarely even look at the titles, I’m a simple man, I see a rslash video and I click
IAmCjcj11 I do this too, but I’ve been listening long enough to know that that’s how it probably would’ve gone
Same, I saw it coming
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not a ducking soul:
rSlash: _passionate hugging_
professionals have standards.
"Dad how are babies made"
"Passionate hugging son, passionate hugging"
Got to obey the god of demonetization
Little five year olds “why did he get arrested he only hugged her “
Awww what a beautiful, twisted love story. I’m so glad OP and Jill found both love AND partnership together.
Dude that last story, its basically like this :My girlfriend at the time Karen was a lazy bum and I found out she was sleeping with my friend and roommate who already had a gf, so I broke up with her found out Jake was a drug dealer so I left and told the cops, about a year later i start dating Jake's former gf who is now my wife and mother of my two kids
Who’s to say Jill wasn’t crushing on him before the finding out of cheating,she was suspicious and since she was right she wouldn’t feel guilty for crushing on him only for her to be his wife and mother of 2 kids as live a wonderful life
And kids, that's how I met your mother.
this is a TL;DR in all shape and forms.
And don't forget: Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer
That’s cause that’s exactly what it is.
Who knew Jill and OP would end up together? Good on them. Y'all hustle and live your best life.
That last one made me crack open the most bear-trap grin I've ever cracked in my lifetime. As soon as Jill was introduced, I knew she'd either burn the OP to ashes or bring him back to life, and boy am I glad it was the later one. Dad still getting his steak and beer is like a gravy on mashed taters.
One of the most beautiful stories I've seen in r/.
R/: “Karen wasn’t working.”
....Not surprised.
Me: Did you actually think a Karen *would* work?!
No, sometimes there’s Karen’s who work. I had one as a boss 🥲
"I live with my GF Karen..."
me: like 'That' kind of Karen?
Starts watching my Bluetooth headphones *LOW BATTERY * scared the shit out of me
I hate when that happens!
I almost fell out of my dang chair the first time that happened to me.
Please, don't bring back the nightmares. Lol
Fizel Shiba especially when you are almost asleep and they freaking SHOUT in your ear
CONNECTED!!!!!!
Your voice is perfect for reading these and the way you censor while reading is literally the best. "Passionate hugging" killed me.
When the person talks about their allergy and food being twice as expensive, yup that's a gluten allergy. I can relate to that on a personal level as I have it
*washes hands and hugs you*
Two of my friends are gluten intolerant, it’s awful. I send best wishes to your villi.
I like how the first comment didnt even care about 1st but just said "Gay" 😂
Last Story; This wasn't pro revenge, it was NUCLEAR.
Get the man arrested and got with his ex.
These videos are posted at 9am here in Canada. I wake up every morning and watch these while getting ready. Best way to start the morning.
The "Solitary Cookie" had me bursting out in laughter
That deadpan "not surprised" at 11:29 got me good.
The end of that last story was so wholesome. Made me happy.
I love it when good things end up happening to good people and assholes get what they deserve.
I love how the Dad made out like a freaking bandit in the story. Being generous we'll say a steak dinner and a beer is $22 for a regular customer. Kind of low but the price on steak can vary a lot. This man has been going there once a week for 10 years. That's something like $11,400 he's been paid. Does anyone know how much it would cost to rewire a motel like that? I'm interested to know how the prices compare.
Dad probably get the weekly dinner in Jill's business though, so maybe it's less than that
Iyaq any bets his name is now part of a special the menu has on it?
Last story was the best "No u" relationship i ever seen.
Imagine having such an awesome hard working girlfriend and becomming a drug dealer, cheating on her with some lazy karen and ruining your life.
Jake could have had at least three successful bussinesses if he were honest and hard working like OP.
"Clean THE house. Not clean house."
😂👌
That's a real stand up guy. This guy stole his girlfriend but even after everything that happened, he feels bad about the whole situation and hopes the guy is doing good.
Who else was expecting the last story to be:
“Girlfriend cheated on me with close friend, I had him arrested and ghosted her!” ?
Nah
Aww that last one was actually a really good one. It was a blessing in disguise and now he's got a beautiful family!
Sound like op's dad got the best outcome: free steak and beer every week, for over 10 years.
There's the office snack thief, and then there's a janitor who doesn't give 3 craps about anyone but himself!
The real winner is the dad with the steak dinner and beer guess he fixed up more then a restaurant.
your clean the house/clean house wordplay was GODLY. i love your little puns at the end of each story
Karen actually preferred OP's bed, just not with him in it.
It has good lumbar support.
loved the last story. i’m sure there are lots of guys who have been cheated on. including myself. i only wish i could exacted some sweet sweet revenge like that. put a smile on my face.
I love that you upload in the morning for me (central us) so while I’m getting ready in the morning I get a little notification of your new video and I watch it while finishing getting ready! You are now part of my morning routine. Lol
My favourite stories are by far the ones where everything gets resolved and then OP is like: ‘that was 5 years ago and we are now married for 1 year and have 2 kids’
Exactly. Good coming out of evil, it gives me the fuzzy feels.
Last time I was this early, we were still calling the channel Arselash.
Arse lash, that's some kinky shit
Whooooooo that last one was a full 180 and it was glorious!
UM EXCUSE ME RSLASH I HAVEN'T RECEIVED PAYMENT FOR MY TIME SPENT WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS YET 😡 i would hate to have to sue you because I do like your channel 😏 I assume this is a misstake so i demand double for my time wasted now send me at least £5000 a video more would be appreciated. DONT MAKE ME TALK TO YOUR RUclips MANAGER
Leon Davies you get paid?
Mugen Okami It’s in EXPOOOSUREEEE!!!!!
I’m glad that the dad is still getting rewarded for his hard work🙌
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To add insult to injury, OP should've added some laxatives to her candy. Not only would the janitor make a mess in the nearest bathroom, but he would also likely be made to clean up the mess too before being promptly dismissed. That would've been golden!
The best thing is that dad still eats his weekly steak and beer
That last story was perfect. What could be better than just living your life and finding happiness without ever giving those that wronged you another thought?
The best revenge is a life well lived.
".. not surprised.."
You made my day.
Some people get aggressive when you mess with their food... food thieves play a dangerous game and deserve any and everything that befalls them for their crime.
Op: not for the baby, for the snack hoard
Me: and the difference?
Glad OP and Jill ended up together.
The best part of waking up, there's rslash in your cup. Watching these videos has been a part of daily routine.
Edit: and I just loved that last story. Pro-revenge with a cute ending
Yes!!! I'm sooo happy op and Jill ended up together in the end and are happy!!! The best one yet and I've heard them all lol
I'd like to think Karen would use the excuse of "You're not manly enough" or "At least your friend is successful" and once her druggie baby daddy goes on the run and word spreads about how successful OP is with Jill, Karen is just gonna come crawling back
Appreciate the longer videos! Lasted my whole lunch period
"My girlfriend Karen"
Me: *oh no. OH NO NO NO*
God I think I laugh harder during your ad libbing than anything left🤣🤣🤣🤣❤🦊
a little suspicious that he can recognize how ecstasy is packed 😂
Ecstasy is one of the easiest drugs to identify. Circular pills with imprinted decoration on it i.e. a smiley face
Man I really wish that last story was real LOL that's amazing
Wow.... I’m new to this channel... These stories are insane, but very satisfying....
yup I’m addicted he post a lot
I knew he would end up with Jill, Karen sat back and did nothing to help. The correct people ended up together, Karen and Jake will be miserable together couldn't happen to a more deserving couple.
Me: trying to sleep
Rslash: I don’t care watch my video
Me: ok Ralash I will watch your video 😔😔😔😴😴😴
Fellow Aussie? =) these are my bedtime stories hah!
How sad, where I live its 6 pm but I've been awake for almost 26 hours so.. 🥴
Ralash? Who else read that in a tired/drunk voice? XD
Gets posted at 9am here in Canada.
I had a stupid food thief story from middle school. I tried selling valentines candy in my school to save money for a present for my sis. When I mistakenly went to the bathroom, I returned to see most of my candy gone. All of my classmates were eating it. This girl tried to be nice to me and at first offered to give me money to replace it, but then decided not to because she didn’t take it. When she left the room someone told me how she stole the candy, and started handing it out to everyone.
I’ve watched every video you’ve made and everyday I try to watch the new one as fast I can thank you for making my day every time
Kids in school were always asking to try my lunch because I brought stuff from home. Solved it with a bag of super hot peanuts.
Never was this early but then again the hour changed either way horray for a new vid
This remind me of when I was a kid. Grew up in a family of ten when it was your birthday everyone got a nice piece of cake and the leftovers where for the birthday boy or girl. Lets say after 7 siblings took a piece too small to notice there never was much cake leftover after a day. It would have made me more angry if I was not guilty of this too! LOL
RIP my sleep schedule. Thanks daylight savings 😢
One of the biggest problems with cheating on someone that few people ever seem to mention is the fact that once a deep trust has been violated it's very hard for the innocent person to fully trust again. It's hurting that person for years over a piece of pleasure that lasts only a few minutes. I was damaged like this a long time ago. Luckily my lovely and understanding bride has stuck by me since 86.
When it says 47 seconds 😁😁😁😁😁😂😂
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I was rooting for op and Jill the whole time, i'm so happy
What happened to puppy bloopers. Is yugo OK???
If anyone takes my food I would put a little bit of laxative and if someone rushes to the bathroom I know they took it.
I love the last story; I love that ex-partners of Cheaters get together and have happy ending while the cheaters just run away.
FINALLY EARLY-
Does that mean I'm an annoying person that says first?
Who else has a tradition of watching this before bed?
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10:50 or the classic food thief deterrent of “Ghost Pepper + Carolina Reaper homemade dark chocolate”
I think all the event took place just to get op and jill together...
They really deserve each other.
God works in mysterious way doesn't he...
When his dad eventually dies, on the grave it will say: "R ya winnin, son?" His son will remember all he's gone through, with Jake, Karen and Jill and then say: "With a father like you, who raised me to have ideas that will certainly grant me happiness and end a cheaters life, I was always winning, dad. He says as his eyes tear and his wife and kids come to salute the grave. Amen.
If the maid hadnt got lazy and had noticed the cameras, OPs story could have been much different with a worse ending
5 years for theft of property over 40 thousand usd? That’s crazy. When I was 18 me and a couple friends got picked up smoking weed at a local abandoned factory that turns out had been broken into and we were facing 15 to 20 years for the 5 thousand usd worth of damages/ missing materials, thank the lord the owner had working cameras inside and come forth with evidence that we didn’t break in.
My wife had a customer BLAME her for changing time........yes time itself because she showed up late after the time change lmao
Please try this trick if someone is stealing your food, buy some jelly doughnuts and take a surfing, fill it up with any disgusting mixture you can find and inject it in to your doughnuts and watch the world burn
For other people who may have candy thieves... sugar-free Haribo gummy bears.
“Dad still gets his weekly steak and beer”
The true ending