When Joey Diaz dosed Tom Segura

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  • @tstclips3980
    @tstclips3980  4 года назад +333

    What would you do if Joey did this to you?

    • @ltenshu1354
      @ltenshu1354 4 года назад +109

      Ride the ride baby

    • @maize_thatsme
      @maize_thatsme 4 года назад +35

      Take a long walk in the woods

    • @dexterg90
      @dexterg90 4 года назад +26

      Just smile and laugh

    • @HaxelStranger
      @HaxelStranger 3 года назад +32

      Thank him

    • @MrSub132
      @MrSub132 3 года назад +84

      Take a baby xannax to take the edge off, tremendous!

  • @ELfabio5
    @ELfabio5 4 года назад +3404

    The only thing better than joey Diaz’s stories are stories about Joey díaz

  • @ktothec24
    @ktothec24 4 года назад +3328

    Segura got a sliver of what it’s felt like to be Lee syatt for the last 6 years

    • @MoroccosModernLifePSN
      @MoroccosModernLifePSN 4 года назад +117

      Bruh a sliver is an understatement lmao

    • @conorkelly4953
      @conorkelly4953 4 года назад +39

      Slither

    • @joshvanallen6265
      @joshvanallen6265 4 года назад +66

      @@conorkelly4953 slither? You got a snake or something bro?

    • @conorkelly4953
      @conorkelly4953 4 года назад +58

      @@joshvanallen6265 ssssssssssss

    • @jeffreycollins7297
      @jeffreycollins7297 4 года назад +8

      OMG did you see the episode with Luis J Gomez where he took a full 3Grams of the stars. Holy Moly!

  • @xcesarxramosx
    @xcesarxramosx 4 года назад +2550

    Tremendous

  • @DarkLegonAir
    @DarkLegonAir 3 года назад +1549

    “If you’re gonna dance with the devil you might as well lead”-Joey “Co Co” Diaz

    • @marcelocantillano4544
      @marcelocantillano4544 3 года назад +18

      I thought it was Ralphie May

    • @DarkLegonAir
      @DarkLegonAir 3 года назад +22

      @@marcelocantillano4544 Him and Joey, they were basically brothers

    • @bevin5488
      @bevin5488 3 года назад +48

      If you're gonna walk on ice might as well dance and one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel are joeys. The devil quote is ralphies

    • @feYslYa
      @feYslYa 3 года назад

      that is a great line though

    • @patrciaclemons8183
      @patrciaclemons8183 2 года назад +2

      If the devil ask to dance you better say never because a dance with the devil could last you forever

  • @Cody9603
    @Cody9603 4 года назад +447

    Tom's impersonation of Joey is funny as hell everytime

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 4 года назад +1219

    *That is such criminal logic* 😂😂😂Tom has such a way with words I swear lmao

    • @benitofranklyn4237
      @benitofranklyn4237 3 года назад +4

      Really? He literally just copied a sentence, didn't even make up his own expression. Also what Joey said was 100% true, but of course a square like Tom would never get that.

    • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
      @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 3 года назад +1

      “That’s tremendous.” 😂

    • @eatass5627
      @eatass5627 3 года назад +15

      @@benitofranklyn4237 u hate ur life and it shows

    • @matty55890
      @matty55890 3 года назад +15

      @@benitofranklyn4237 L

    • @nicholascage9186
      @nicholascage9186 3 года назад +2

      @@benitofranklyn4237 homie heated

  • @biguprochester
    @biguprochester 4 года назад +495

    Like a doctah

  • @jpeezie3192
    @jpeezie3192 4 года назад +665

    You good? You with your family? You home now?
    -So what’s the problem 🤷🏻‍♂️ LMFAO

    • @toolivekhii5607
      @toolivekhii5607 4 года назад +41

      This had me rolling cuz he not wrong 😂

    • @jeff-tq5qk
      @jeff-tq5qk 4 года назад +14

      Criminal logic.

    • @larryhoover2541
      @larryhoover2541 3 года назад +8

      @@toolivekhii5607 Hahaha good point, still kinda fucked up to do but when uncle Joey doses you, you gotta ride it out.

    • @clarencethomas01
      @clarencethomas01 2 года назад +1

      @@larryhoover2541 if the edibles induce psychosis there's about a 25% you'll get future episodes and be "riding it out" the rest of your life lol 😂 edibles can fk ppl up mentally, even just a bong made a person who'd never smoked have a psychotic break right in front of me. I still love weed but it is stronger than some people realize, especially on those with little tolerance

    • @cartman2dk
      @cartman2dk 2 года назад +4

      @@clarencethomas01 did you read that on facebook?

  • @aydomac
    @aydomac 4 года назад +204

    1:05 “I’m out of my mind I’m having a panic attack” way too relatable💀😂

  • @T_P21
    @T_P21 3 года назад +19

    I'm not sure what I love more, Joey Diaz telling storie. Or people telling Joey Diaz stories

  • @danalexander2149
    @danalexander2149 4 года назад +75

    “I reset you.” - Joey Diaz

    • @hahandroo
      @hahandroo 3 года назад +4

      I didn’t ask to be resetted 😂

  • @HoldenMcRoin69
    @HoldenMcRoin69 2 года назад +11

    “That’s a dangerous friend right there, someone who thinks their right and has chemicals” 😂😂

  • @Joelontugs
    @Joelontugs 4 года назад +749

    If you think Joey Diaz would buy something that's 10mg you fell on your head lmao

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 3 года назад +8

      Mg limit in califorina for recreational is 100mgs max. 100mgs is absolutely nothing and guaranteed to not effect me or joey diaz. Hed need to take least 15 or 20 to feel anything. Before we could buy 1000ms chocolate bars for cheap and those would last me about 2 or 3 days when i first started activly getting high of thc everyday. This was 2016

    • @PhilGillisDoctor
      @PhilGillisDoctor 3 года назад +11

      @@veryfrozen3271 I just don’t believe that. At least not from a dispensary. They aren’t legally allowed to sell anything more than 100mg thc total in a edible product. And any 1000mg edible off the street is no where near 1000mg. Go eat a half gram of 90% thc RSO and try to tell me that street edible hit you harder. LOL

    • @veryfrozen3271
      @veryfrozen3271 3 года назад +6

      @@PhilGillisDoctor i get rso tables edibles 1000mg from my dispensary in California, takes me over 200 mgs to feel anything wtf are you talking about street edibles

    • @PRICEX
      @PRICEX 3 года назад +9

      @@PhilGillisDoctor not defending that guy, but you used to be able to buy 1000mg chocolate bars. They recently capped it at 100mg total

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 3 года назад +5

      @@PRICEX I'm in CO so I'm sure laws are at least a bit different, but I think you're talking recreational sales, while medical sales got a MUCH MUCH higher cap.

  • @SpadeAce
    @SpadeAce 2 года назад +11

    love his natural way of comedy. "I don't think that anyone approaches life like this." Fucking love it.

  • @fastmclaren71
    @fastmclaren71 3 года назад +6

    Just discovered Tom in 2021 and he has just become even more awesome.

  • @rthfalconer1306
    @rthfalconer1306 2 года назад +1

    Fellow cuban immigrant just like diaz here...I grew up with a bunch of hustlers just like Joey (but in Miami, not Jersey). Joey Diaz is the truth

  • @ryanblue2133
    @ryanblue2133 3 года назад +9

    "I reset you" 😂😂😂

  • @hotlavamanjpg
    @hotlavamanjpg 4 года назад +432

    hearing this made me sweat “profuciously”

    • @jeffreycollins7297
      @jeffreycollins7297 4 года назад +8

      it's another one of HIS words. if you hear another guy say that in public, there's an 80% chance you found another member of the church.

    • @thecarnivorecanoe5167
      @thecarnivorecanoe5167 2 года назад +2

      Profusely

    • @joeldukes303
      @joeldukes303 2 года назад +1

      @@thecarnivorecanoe5167 no

    • @txxvictorious4120
      @txxvictorious4120 2 года назад +1

      @@thecarnivorecanoe5167 no

  • @LANGI902
    @LANGI902 4 года назад +433

    Baby Xanax 😅 only a matter of time until you hear that name in the rap charts

    • @larry557
      @larry557 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ChrisJackle
      @ChrisJackle 4 года назад +28

      We unfortunately have Lil Xan already! Baby Xanax sounds much better!!!

    • @Sleepydill
      @Sleepydill 4 года назад +1

      I guarantee no one with that name will make it

    • @larry557
      @larry557 4 года назад +8

      @@Sleepydill nowadays, I wouldn’t be so surprised lol

    • @hydroggz
      @hydroggz 4 года назад +3

      Xanax already made it's wave through hip hop its not coming back

  • @xix8165
    @xix8165 3 года назад +10

    “I don’t think anyone approaches life like this” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MP-mz1vu
    @MP-mz1vu 4 года назад +75

    I know the window feeling lol weird when you get too high like you cannot comprehend your own consciousness

  • @hookandjet
    @hookandjet 2 года назад +42

    Joey is such a good father to all of his crazy kids: Tom, Burt, Joe, and Theo.

  • @lobso123
    @lobso123 4 года назад +5

    All of joeys friends do great Joey impressions

  • @thomasbobinski4127
    @thomasbobinski4127 3 года назад +1

    "You needed a reset"😂😂

  • @finished6267
    @finished6267 2 года назад +185

    I'm glad that Uncle Joey found edibles. I really think they saved his life. Let's hope we get to have him around for another decade or two.

    • @natenate2280
      @natenate2280 2 года назад +16

      @KIKU talking a .5 with your edibles wont kill you tbh there are people on 2+ mg's a day as their daily dosage from a real doctor lol

    • @NickC-Ohio
      @NickC-Ohio 2 года назад

      @@natenate2280 yeah but that's as dangerous as taking opiates daily... & any physician expecting a user like Joey to be so continuously moderate is the same doctor who would prescribe opiates by the month for growing pains. Benzos are so dangerous.

    • @coreyrich420
      @coreyrich420 2 года назад +6

      @@natenate2280 and slowly killing them

    • @natenate2280
      @natenate2280 2 года назад

      @@coreyrich420 yes but you wonder overdose

    • @zheretxc
      @zheretxc 2 года назад

      @@coreyrich420 taking a xanax won’t kill you, abusing it and taking several a day everyday definitely will though

  • @FauxStalgia
    @FauxStalgia 3 года назад +11

    I love how his apology sounded more like a "hey, you didn't die or damage your family's emotions? So what's wrong?" Lmfao

  • @cecerojas3424
    @cecerojas3424 4 года назад +8

    I love joey diaz whenever he talks about his life

  • @jimmy2thymes916
    @jimmy2thymes916 2 года назад +1

    Diaz calling Tom to make sure his family was ok, then asking him what his fucking problem is. Priceless.

  • @carfish
    @carfish 2 года назад +15

    Joey feeling guilty and asking about his family is hilarious 😂

  • @jordanasalvemini1465
    @jordanasalvemini1465 2 года назад +3

    Hearing him tell this story in his latest standup bit was actually f*cking hilarious

  • @kyleweaver1930
    @kyleweaver1930 4 года назад +14

    I can relate to that. My first time was like 75mg and I did not smoke much at all. Absolutely obliterated and still high for like 2 days. I couldn't believe it

    • @swamp-yankee
      @swamp-yankee 2 года назад

      Brutal. A friend’s grandmother and her friends who had never smoked pot decided to try edibles and when they asked the idiot stoner behind the counter about how many gummies to take and he said he usually eats 2 to mellow out and 4 when he wants to really feel it, so they started with 2 each each. Well, they were 25mg gummies & they ended up terrified and obliterated for days. One had her stomach pumped. I don’t know if he was being cruel or just negligent, but they’re never getting high again, and they warned their friends.

    • @thisismyrealname2860
      @thisismyrealname2860 2 года назад +1

      @@swamp-yankee I'd probably be tracking that guy down after hours, that's ridiculous

    • @SabbathPriest33
      @SabbathPriest33 2 года назад +1

      @@thisismyrealname2860 That’s not the guys fault, they willingly took the drugs. That’s their own responsibility, I’m tired of grown adults trying to blame others for a decision they made. You took the drugs on your own, don’t blame the person you got them from. Have personal accountability for fucks sake.

    • @thisismyrealname2860
      @thisismyrealname2860 2 года назад +3

      @@SabbathPriest33 i agree with personal accountability, that's why the douche should take some for selling an intoxicating product to elderly newbies without giving them a simple fast warning/explanation about dosages. If that old lady had walked into a bar and asked for a drink recommendation because she had never drank before, you should rightfully call the bartender a negligent asshole for telling her to chug a Long Island iced tea.

  • @HDitzzDH
    @HDitzzDH 4 месяца назад +2

    ”You needed a reset” 😂

  • @07serda
    @07serda 4 года назад +387

    To be FAIR...what close comedic friend of Joey’s is DUMB enough to take edibles from Diaz? Has Tom NEVER seen what he does to Lee?🤣

    • @joeelkmeatrogan3224
      @joeelkmeatrogan3224 4 года назад +5

      Lee is always dead XD he must have lived his life with edibles

    • @LShinn
      @LShinn 4 года назад +37

      "Did I tell you about the time I gave Lee 500mg?"

    • @Lvwl3ss
      @Lvwl3ss 4 года назад +3

      What do you think about what ari did to Bert ?

    • @07serda
      @07serda 4 года назад +16

      @@Lvwl3ss given bert’s known health status, his unknown mental well being during all this 2020 shit, the fact that he has a family, AND it’s a psychedelic that acts for hours that was a “deal breaker” IMO.
      Ari has no idea what it is to have kids and be responsible for their future after your death. This could have kill Bert literally, ended his career had he done/posted the wrong joke, or got someone hurt and put him in jail or got his kids taken. Even if unlikely, all were a possibility. You don’t take risks with a man’s family.

    • @LShinn
      @LShinn 4 года назад +13

      @@Lvwl3ss that was a piece of shit move. Highly illegal. Offer some, don't dose people. All because he was mad he had to do sober october. Just say I'm not doing it this year, and go about your day.

  • @jtroy1016
    @jtroy1016 16 дней назад

    He tells this story every damn day

  • @dustinlarkin8582
    @dustinlarkin8582 3 года назад +3

    He said "I'm out of my mind I'm having a panic attack right now" 😂

  • @zodinero2622
    @zodinero2622 4 года назад +2

    Bro I’m fucking dying 😂😂

  • @climbingjohn
    @climbingjohn 4 года назад +59

    Time to see the devil, tom segura

  • @JakesSoCal420
    @JakesSoCal420 2 года назад

    “Hippie speedball”😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rictoectol9814
    @rictoectol9814 4 года назад +30

    Hearing that Joey can still get buzzed or stoned from Cannibus lets me know it’s still possible.

  • @tonyjenkins272
    @tonyjenkins272 4 года назад +5

    Uncle Joey the Man!! 🔥🔥🔥

  • @richp.1234
    @richp.1234 4 года назад +31

    I can't smoke or ingest weed any more. I had a few blissful years then the anxiety and introversion swooped in. Every time.

    • @DoughBoy45
      @DoughBoy45 4 года назад +3

      That happened to me but I took small hits of a 1 thc : 2 CBD ratio vape pen and now I rarely feel panic attacks

    • @richp.1234
      @richp.1234 4 года назад +13

      @@DoughBoy45 it's good that you can relate. It's the worst feeling. The last time I got stoned I spent the night in bed not wanting to see anything, mentally beating myself up about every last little thing I'd ever done, my insecurities. It was hell on earth.

    • @jodydolphin79
      @jodydolphin79 4 года назад +5

      @@richp.1234 that's awesome, maybe you should make some changes in your life.. weed is just telling you some truths about the real you..

    • @richp.1234
      @richp.1234 4 года назад +5

      @@jodydolphin79 Thank you for your wise words. Maybe you're right. It is definitely reflective of my mental state in adulthood. Insecurity, worry and a preoccupation with what other people think of me always come to the forefront of my mind when I'm stoned. I wasn't always like this.

    • @81ghale
      @81ghale 4 года назад +6

      @@richp.1234 exact same thing here my dude you ain’t alone in that. I stayed stoned for over 10 years with no issue, then what seemed like the next day it spun me out every time. Now anytime I try I stay in a constant state of dread with full body anxiety locked inside my own head afraid I’ll forget to breath or I’ll stop my own heart or some other dumb shit that makes no sense lol. It’s a horrible feeling for sure. 1 out of maybe 10 times I’ll have a decent experience. Total bummer.

  • @eddiebernays514
    @eddiebernays514 4 года назад +24

    i agree with joey. everyone needs to go over their limit every once in awhile.

    • @whatevervideos542635
      @whatevervideos542635 2 года назад +3

      You need to see the devil sometimes to ground you 😂

    • @SabbathPriest33
      @SabbathPriest33 2 года назад

      @@whatevervideos542635 People from normal backgrounds just won’t understand that😂😂 going through some mentally challenging shit builds character. And like bro, it’s just weed. He’s not dosing people with LSD actually freaking them out.

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 Год назад

      @@SabbathPriest33 you need therapy. Totally demented

  • @FearlessJo
    @FearlessJo 2 года назад

    3:56
    When tom said "so what's the problem", it sounded just like joey

  • @alexdarren8432
    @alexdarren8432 4 года назад +35

    “So what’s the problem?” 😂😂😂

  • @cameronbosshart1130
    @cameronbosshart1130 4 года назад +6

    Damn Tom's Diaz impression is on point

  • @jazmingutierrez861
    @jazmingutierrez861 3 года назад

    Joey is the cool uncle to every comedian I swear.

  • @joeydiaz8548
    @joeydiaz8548 3 года назад +7

    Tremendous
    Edit: My name is literally Joey Diaz
    I found Joey Diaz by searching my name. Never looked back

  • @OptimusSatanas
    @OptimusSatanas 3 года назад +5

    Its 100% true about the vallum etc... with psychadelics! One of the best drug experience I have had was mushrooms and vallum.

  • @213byron
    @213byron 4 года назад +10

    Hippie speedball 😂

  • @caspertms8543
    @caspertms8543 2 года назад +2

    it's simply a tolerance. I stopped smoking for almost ten years. I recently started again and for the first few months I would get so loaded off a couple small hits that I had to steer clear of people for the first 30-60 min cuz my heart was beating so hard. now it's just a couple months later and I smoke 3 gram joints a day and barely get lit. I ate a 100mg Medible gummy all at once the other day and was feeling it so little that I was questioning if it was just placebo effect. after a few hours I said fuck it and proceeded to smoke a j and then smoked my other 2 later and barely got high....
    so now each week on my off day I only smoke 1 time on that day (I'll do 2 days in a row like that if I can ).and that seems to reset my tolerance just enough to get a reasonably satisfying feeling from smoking...... also, yes I'm smoking the best dispensary bud you can get around here so please don't suggest it's the quality .😆

  • @rocketoil
    @rocketoil 2 года назад +5

    Ari: it's cool when they do it, it's a problem when I do it

    • @jeffbettencourt6263
      @jeffbettencourt6263 Год назад

      Oh please you’re gonna compare Molly with weed. Fuck outta here. Ari is a douche bag

  • @baulzzzzzzz2278
    @baulzzzzzzz2278 3 года назад

    Fucking love when Joey doses people it cracks me up, I love eddies 500mg full bodily eddies are the shit they hit so fucking good

  • @SunG0D936
    @SunG0D936 4 года назад +223

    I ate 750mg of the Cali gold pen gummy bears and holyyyy shit. I couldn't stop thinking about death, my girlfriend was psychically sensing it and hugging me but also uncomfortable, I thought god had sent an asteroid because I figured out the meaning of life, the tv was talking to me directly, the bed was floating thru space and time at the end of all things. Amazing haha would do again

  • @danielmcfaden2782
    @danielmcfaden2782 3 года назад

    Joey Diaz is the goat

  • @Sal-si-puedes33
    @Sal-si-puedes33 4 года назад +190

    Tom on getting dosed: "Yeah totally not cool to put someone through something they didn't sign up for."
    Tom on YMH: "Anyways unsuspecting guest, here's a video of someone getting their head chopped off. Watch it while I laugh at your horrified reaction."

    • @DragonTigerBoss
      @DragonTigerBoss 4 года назад +25

      Honestly, he should get his guests on waking nightmare levels of edibles, and THEN show them the heavy shit.

    • @georgegardner7091
      @georgegardner7091 4 года назад

      Show me where it spits

    • @Marklennon
      @Marklennon 2 года назад +1

      @Theo P there’s a market for it

    • @Evan-pt8nr
      @Evan-pt8nr Год назад

      A video last 5/10 minutes an edible trip can last a day of panic attacks if its heavy dose 🤣

  • @hollarforadollar9244
    @hollarforadollar9244 4 года назад +12

    Classic Joey Diaz dosing. Wish I had a friend who keeps me on my toes

  • @caynecartoons
    @caynecartoons 3 года назад +11

    everyone needs a friend like Joey Diaz

  • @DRAK720
    @DRAK720 2 года назад

    That is the key. Same goes with pain meds. Take just enough to take the edge off the pain.

  • @213byron
    @213byron 4 года назад +4

    I almost broke my leg because I passed out on top of my leg and when I woke upI tried standing up I immediately fell to the ground

  • @pocketgrim4942
    @pocketgrim4942 2 года назад

    How high you have to be to think you have to convince yourself to not jump out of a window is fuckin absurd lmaoooo

  • @discobiscuits4251
    @discobiscuits4251 4 года назад +7

    That really is the key, if you overload on edibles take a little benzo and you’ll be on your A game

  • @masterxXx77
    @masterxXx77 3 года назад

    Its like wolf of wall street lol 😆 him talking about what he takes in a day lol

  • @convexsix
    @convexsix 3 года назад +5

    I took 100mg by accident once and had a shamanic experience in my bedroom for several hours. My eyes were laser pink and my thoughts were gibberish.

  • @fortafied
    @fortafied 3 года назад

    A day or two fuck I been missing out.

  • @AmericanDeen777
    @AmericanDeen777 2 года назад

    joey and ari are the best friends to have

  • @RhettJH
    @RhettJH 3 года назад +2

    Yeah but nobody wants to compare this to Ari dosing Bert.

  • @IrLosin
    @IrLosin 2 года назад

    I love how the Exit route of the office is the Nurburgring.

  • @armandking8326
    @armandking8326 4 года назад +7

    Honestly put Tom, Joey and a couple other comedians in a hangover type movie. Everyone's getting fucked up cause a Joey haha

  • @thomashartmann3466
    @thomashartmann3466 3 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 I give myself fucking panic attacks on the dialy

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis 3 года назад +17

    It is actually pretty sad that Joey takes a lot of xanax. That is going to cause a lot of problems later on on top of the insane amount of weed.
    Just take a beta blocker instead. It reduces the fear response and doesn't destroy your CNS

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 2 года назад

      @@LWLProductions oh lol xanax is definitely giving him more anxiety. Take that shit two days in a row and the third day you will feel awful

    • @bucknasty69
      @bucknasty69 2 года назад +1

      It’s sad to see him get off the blow and replace it with another drug.

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 2 года назад +1

      @@bucknasty69 least weed is better to do often since it is safer.
      Cocaine obviously comes with so many demons.

    • @bucknasty69
      @bucknasty69 2 года назад

      @@XenoTravis It’s not the weed I’m worried about it’s the xanax. Benzos can mess you up.

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 2 года назад

      @@bucknasty69 oh yeah that stuff gives you more anxiety than it helps. Doctors still give it out like candy.

  • @toorealworld
    @toorealworld 4 года назад

    Why is this in 480p? Are we filming on a Motorola razor from 2005?

  • @williamcole60
    @williamcole60 4 года назад +4

    I'm from Jersey and have the joey tolerance

  • @josev7417
    @josev7417 2 года назад

    Joey Diaz is like the hulk, instead of him saying the secret is I'm always angry. Joey says I'm always high as fuck 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hassanalzaabi771
    @hassanalzaabi771 4 года назад +11

    Please Matt bring on Uncle Joey it would be tremendous

  • @pzkpfw2310
    @pzkpfw2310 2 года назад

    Ugh I know the exact feeling they describe

  • @buffjesus9386
    @buffjesus9386 4 года назад +4

    Lmao some people act like bud is gonna take them on the same trip as acid

    • @wxll5385
      @wxll5385 4 года назад +5

      They talking about edibles, I've had more anxiety attacks on edibles then shrooms or lucy.

    • @seangrabowski3142
      @seangrabowski3142 3 года назад

      Hahaha exactly “dosed”? Hahaha dorks

  • @kryptikknowledge1501
    @kryptikknowledge1501 2 года назад

    A friend in need is a friend indeed a friend with weed is better.

  • @erikhuerta2759
    @erikhuerta2759 2 года назад +4

    I love how it annoyed him, but ultimately, it's water under the bridge and just another amusing story to tell on a pod lol.

  • @BayAreaMike99
    @BayAreaMike99 Год назад

    It would be great to get Joey diaz on the show talking about selling cars, Car stories and other stuff

  • @Poonslayer42
    @Poonslayer42 4 года назад +37

    Nowhere near as bad as when Ari dosed bert with Molly

    • @johongo
      @johongo 3 года назад +8

      I dunno fam I’d rather be happy than anxious

    • @AliHussein-br4ye
      @AliHussein-br4ye 3 года назад +1

      @@johongo you're a weirdo 😂

    • @flavorytub
      @flavorytub 3 года назад

      @@AliHussein-br4ye its not that weird I live in nc and a lot of people do molly out here and only like 10% of them got addicted or had a bad time it’s only a bad time when you don’t expect it so let me be clear I am not defending ari I’m just saying it’s not weird to like molly there are plenty worse drugs you could do

    • @JimmyR83
      @JimmyR83 3 года назад

      Omg classic

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 3 года назад

      @@johongo exactly

  • @800gaming-y2k
    @800gaming-y2k Год назад

    😂😂😂 that is literally crazy criminal logic

  • @tiktaktikka
    @tiktaktikka 3 года назад +13

    Kinda sad at Joey's age. Hope he lives a long life. Pill's hopefully at a minimum, hes a big dude and stuff takes a toll. At-least he does jiu jitsu

    • @toooes
      @toooes 3 года назад

      Being fat’ll take out the cardiovascular system before pharmaceuticals do any damage ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @emilypops132
    @emilypops132 2 года назад

    Love uncle joey

  • @Andrew-wo7ng
    @Andrew-wo7ng 2 года назад +5

    I can’t imagine why ari thought it was ok to drug Bert

    • @nathanieljames7462
      @nathanieljames7462 Год назад

      ari is not okay
      at all

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie Год назад

      ari is and always has been a piece of shit. that was just another big piece showing up.

  • @jaysoddfutr1136
    @jaysoddfutr1136 3 года назад

    Bahaha I’m dying. “So what’s the problem??” “I reset ya.”

  • @guccimane623
    @guccimane623 4 года назад +17

    I took a 100mg cheeba chew in Denver about 5 years ago. It was so small I thought whats the worst that could happen. 15 min later I became constipated because I didn’t shit right away and a freight train came barreling into my forehead. All day I was gone

  • @eduardocalderon2413
    @eduardocalderon2413 Год назад

    UNCLE FUCKING JOEY 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @BurnedJello
    @BurnedJello 3 года назад +4

    Here's the difference between Uncle Joey and Ari. At least it wasn't Molly and he called to check up on you

    • @tonymuir4715
      @tonymuir4715 3 года назад

      And it wasnt in front of his kids either

  • @Wizardboz
    @Wizardboz 2 года назад

    I love Joey Diaz

  • @jasonmoore3980
    @jasonmoore3980 4 года назад +10

    I wish edibles effected me that way. I’ve taken 500mg and never felt anything.

    • @WhoBoogaloo
      @WhoBoogaloo 4 года назад

      @The Fashion Cold Wars daywalkers! lol

    • @cousin_ryan
      @cousin_ryan 4 года назад +2

      bruh 😂 I ate a 500mg brownie once and thought I was dying

    • @MountMonty
      @MountMonty 4 года назад +2

      You may have gotten a bad batch. Try it again. Bring a seatbelt.

    • @jesuscamebackandyoumissedh599
      @jesuscamebackandyoumissedh599 4 года назад +1

      This might sound odd but if you ever wanna try it one last time take two or three tums with some water a minute before taking the actual edible. Edibles used to work on me just fine and then for about two years they didn't, tried this method on accident as I had eaten OJ and milk in the same meal. It works for me at least!

    • @brandenbran
      @brandenbran 4 года назад +2

      Some people’s biology is different and it won’t allow them to get high through eating weed. I have two friends like this who have tried them with me many times with no effect whatsoever, meanwhile on the same dose my eyes feel like they are melting out of my head

  • @damonseldon22
    @damonseldon22 3 года назад

    He said I reset you 😂

  • @EdwardAlcala
    @EdwardAlcala 4 года назад +3

    Of course the video talking about Joey Diaz has 30k in the channel and the others have less than 30 views

  • @Daniel-Lonsdale
    @Daniel-Lonsdale 4 года назад +1

    Tommy man he's a great story teller...

  • @fraudabiad637
    @fraudabiad637 3 года назад +3

    I wonder if Joey Diaz calls Owen Benjamin to check up on how hes doing, lmao

  • @ayoitzgrillo
    @ayoitzgrillo 2 года назад

    Ahh I love hearing Joey bucket stories. What a legend

  • @TheThepurpelstuff
    @TheThepurpelstuff 4 года назад +4

    Dam I’ve bin popin a Xan an smoking a hole blunt to the face an boom best chill relaxed mood ever, even till this day still my go to choice of vice’s

    • @fogh1886
      @fogh1886 3 года назад

      Stop the xans they ain’t good brotha

    • @TheThepurpelstuff
      @TheThepurpelstuff 2 года назад

      @Devon Hæbermän let me guess your a oxy fan smh 🤦‍♂️ good luck with that brother man

  • @gawdlyinhale4203
    @gawdlyinhale4203 3 года назад

    its just a superhuman tolerance we got XD

  • @oussamaokbi
    @oussamaokbi 4 года назад +16

    You smoke enough weed in your life you end up having a panic attack all the time so you get used to it :D

    • @dravensdraven4905
      @dravensdraven4905 4 года назад +8

      its like routine, u feel ur forehead go cold back start sweating heart starts pounding u just take a minute compose urself and everythings gravy

    • @Christian-xo8hu
      @Christian-xo8hu 4 года назад +1

      @@dravensdraven4905 HAHA RITE

    • @livingminimumwage6359
      @livingminimumwage6359 3 года назад

      The worst is forgetting how to breathe. Eventually it feels great beating the Devil.

    • @skyscraper908
      @skyscraper908 3 года назад +1

      Yea that's called tolerance

  • @NicholasPaulArnold
    @NicholasPaulArnold 5 месяцев назад

    Joey Diaz is a menace! 😂😂