-Increased 20 meter radius of the emerald splash to 25 -Buffed Killer Queen by adding Bites The Dust skill -Greatly decreased base intelligence stat for The Hand
@@CODA96 Dio flying away across the street, with beaten up so bad, and yet gloating about how all of this is his plan.....this is what is supposed to be funny
I mean, Dio did say more than once that counting how much time passes when he stops time using normal time is a tricky thing and very hard to describe. And that kinda makes sense
For those who don’t know, the reason why dio’s time stop seems to last longer than it’s supposed to is because araki had so much detail in the original manga that couldn’t be captured in the actual timeframe.
I love the modern adaptation of Jojo, but this makes me think of how well the old OVA handled Dio's timestops. Dude would literally just disappear mid-frame, and pop up somewhere else. The way it was portrayed was legit scary at times.
I often think about how that the ova was the best adaptation of the fight because of how scary dio is portrayed like you say. He moves mid dialogue appearing somewhere else shows he is good with the ability.
Is Dio supposed to be scary, though? He's an over the top, fabulous~, body builder in spandex, with an orange coat and baggy pants, covered in green hearts.
@@SakuraAvalon is a creature that feeds on blood whose only weakness is sunlight or the destruction of his physical fighting spirit not inherently scary
@@kirby89000 In a world where people can catch bullets at point blank range, punch trucks into submission, strike down a guy moving at the speed of light, turn anything into a bomb and heal a person blown up into pieces by punching them rapidly? No, not really.
@@SakuraAvalon Everyone can't do that in Jojo, Jotaro is indeed terrifying to normal people and even to other stand users. He had the strongest and fastest stand up to that point. And it's not like any of this was easy, Jotaro had to go all out to get this fight in his favor and then by sheer luck it was he could also control time or he'd be dead.
I love the idea of Dio constantly wasting his time stop seconds and getting stomped throughout the fight, but never learning and repeating the same mistake again and again.
@@thexatronantch basically if dio doesnt attack with hes stand time doesnt count thats why he was counting while throwing knifes he was attackıng but if he wasnt attackıng only walkıng talking it doesnt count its not for flex or anything being cool its just facts dio was throwing knifes and counting time everytime the world opens and closses and stops counting and starts again ı thınk only if hes stand out hes time starts counting thats my theory
DIO is like that one kid in school who believes he can stop time and everyone freezes for 4 seconds to make fun of him, and jotaro is that one kid who has no patience for him
Dio dramatically taking off his cape only to get fucking annihilated by Emerald Splash in the first thirty seconds is the funniest shit I have ever seen
Not trying to ruin the joke but I think dio moves faster when time is stopped. He can do 5 minutes worth of things in 10 seconds. That or he can’t count
I believe that in anime logic, them talking to themselves actually realistically only lasts for less than a second as they're actually just thinking to themselves aloud, and the talking is so the audience can also hear it.
I mean, his ego is partially how he amassed a bevy of Stand users, so it worked up until he kept shoving them into the Stardust Crusaders’s faces and made it possible for them to kill him.
Plot twist: DIO was still disoriented from being in a coffin for 100 years, and so he lost all sense of time and nobody's corrected him about the length of seconds.
@Ult Divine Spinning Soft Tusk Over Heaven Requiem he did crack his skull once though, Dio couldn't even do that and it's impossible Jotaro would survive it
"I barely have enough time to get to kira" *timestops* "Koichi you really area reliable guy we should go on a date some time wait nevermind you're like 14 ok maybe i should kill kira now nah nevermind imma just eat dinner first what should i get to eat maybe thaf new italian place no i think I'll just cook oh yeah gotta kill kira" a summary of the end of the Bites the Dust arc
@@everburnerfish that feel when Jotaro’s time stop in part 4 is shorter because he’s barely used it in 10 years and something something difference between a 17 year old body and a 27 year old body but it took him like an hour to learn time stop and he didn’t even try to train it to get back up to where he was
Literally any anime character: * gets stabbed in the heart and is about to die * Also them: h-how c-could it happen like this my daughter and wife are waiting for me also they probably made dinner, hmm my wife's food is so good like that time she make that Curry, wait did I leave my oven on? Well I guess that doesn't matter now that I'm going to die... Wait I didn't even hit the ground yet.
Dio: Stops time for 9 seconds, actually takes 9 seconds. Jotaro: Stops time for 5 seconds, actually takes 10 seconds Dio: *Bruh* Edit: This comment became a warzone cause of my joke being inconsistent lmao.
@@pluggothesluggo5509 that’s not the case. He didn’t have control over time. He could just stop it. He even said himself he doesn’t know how long for, he’s just guessing.
@@hondaaccord1399 That's a long time just reading the words: -Spiral staircase -Rhinoceros beetle -Desolation Row -Fig tart -Rhinoceros beetle -Via Dolorosa -Rhinoceros beetle -Singularity point -Giotto -Angel -Hydrangea -Rhinoceros beetle -Singularity point -Secret emperor
Dio is the type of person who would stop time just to check himself in the mirror and fix his makeup instead of actually destroying the joestar bloodline
If The World had realistic time stops, then DIO would still be a pretty powerful opponent, having Jotaros strength along with vamp abilities, but he would get folded if everyone jumped him.
I would actually love a version of Dio where he just dicks around in stopped time and gets absolutely nothing done or starts monologues and gets cut off in the middle of them.
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no
But yes Dio can stop times only for 5 second
But... When times is stopped times stop
So 5 second actually can be 10 minutes
気になったんだけどkakyoinじゃなくてkekyoinなのには何か意味があるの？
"- Removed a glitch where DIO's Time Stop could last as long as a dialogue is played."
-Increased 20 meter radius of the emerald splash to 25
-Buffed Killer Queen by adding Bites The Dust skill
-Greatly decreased base intelligence stat for The Hand
@@moment-zj5qt -increased Jotaro damage from 50% death to 200% death
-Patched a glitch where Jotaro could stop time for 5 seconds.
- Buffed Rohan by letting him draw in the air
-Kakion can now be reused
*Earth's Balance Changes:*
-Nerfed hamon
-Nerfed vampires resistance
-Nerfed time stopping abilities
- GoldenExperience Requiem patched out
- GER patched back in
- Programmer in purgatory
@@paperbackwriter1111 more like data reset
@@Matthew-gj6jf update : deleted game and working on a second version with no vampires no hamon and no time stoping
Nerf muscle growth.
Buff lip size
-Removed Diavolo
-Removed Diavolo
-Removed Diavolo
-Removed Diavolo
Dio flying in a T-pose while being mangled to pieces screaming about how he's won will never not be fucking hilarious.
Lol
*”I’M BLEEDING! THAT MEANS I’VE WON!”*
Why is the T-pose so funny? Never really thought about how funny this scene looked.
@@CODA96 Dio flying away across the street, with beaten up so bad, and yet gloating about how all of this is his plan.....this is what is supposed to be funny
Lol same! I always imagined a what-if situation where he flew passed Joseph, which makes it even funnier. XD
That one where Dio was laughing so long he wasted his time felt a little _too_ in character.
LOL ya, dude...😅😆😆😆
@@rahadianaryo5979 That he did
@@lolcode9443 01:17
@@lolcode9443
01:21 - 01:23 Well then, and now *it's ON* ...👊💥🍩!
Not only he wastes time talking, his enemies don't even hear his gloating.
"This is a test."
*skip*
"Wouldn't you agree, Jean Pierre Polnarref?"
Well.. Jotaro does
“Did... Did you just skip your own monologue?” - one confused French man.
Dio is just monologuing to himself as a self esteem boost
His therapist told him it would be good for him after he told him his traumatic past experiences with 'his body'
Logic: *exists*
DIO: we don’t do that here.
Logic: exists
Araki:
I mean, Dio did say more than once that counting how much time passes when he stops time using normal time is a tricky thing and very hard to describe. And that kinda makes sense
@@gustavosanches3454 another person misspelled DIO's name? bruh moment
@@slookipos8907 Literally no cares cares about a spelling error on the internet. Unless you pick on those for a living then what can i say
It was once stated that JoJo's has different logic
From our world
So I guess that explains it
I love how Jotaro's 1 second lasts longer than Dio's 5 seconds lol
Nah. It just felt like an eternity to Dio.
13 seconds in total
5 seconds was around the time he could stop time for (in part 3)
he could stop time for 1-2 seconds in part 4 because of lacks of training
@@BloxxyMemesno, it was because he hadn’t stopped time in ten years
@@tyranttensai same thing tbh, he didnt train his TS in 10 years
I love how 2:27 implies that his failure caused him to just permanently have an aura of sadness around him
“Dio is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness”
@@bluesyrupgc4224STOP NOT KURAPIKA
Poor, poor Dio
@@T1DAL-RUSH Some parts of Hunter x Hunter really reminded me of Jojo lol
Jotaro: **ORa!** *I WAS TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR Kars EXTENDED WARRANTY EXPIRING!*
Jotaro: *literally just walks away*
DIO who spent ages looking for a road roller just to miss
HFTF vibes right there
What about the construction workers the next day?
@@bestpriest2224 they're fine.
well roadrollers would crush human for sure
A road roller huh? I've only heard of a roada rolaaaa da
DIO: Stops time and laughs for 5 seconds
Jotaro: attacks after 5 seconds
DIO. N A N I ?!?!?!
He thought he could stop the clock. Now look at what has become of him. Memento mori.
Unus Annus
@@roserazor4807 Anus?
Fellow UA fan memento mori
@@Mechagodzilla128 you won’t get it
For those who don’t know, the reason why dio’s time stop seems to last longer than it’s supposed to is because araki had so much detail in the original manga that couldn’t be captured in the actual timeframe.
Ye, it's hard to represent stopped Time in static drawings
Also we are seeing this from their perspective
Nah, it's because talking is a free action
In universe reason I think is that it’s just for shits and giggles and it’s actually MINUTES not seconds but Im pretty sure that’s wrong
@@crisscross2844 if it was minutes pucci… and jotaro would destroy the entire part 4
I love the modern adaptation of Jojo, but this makes me think of how well the old OVA handled Dio's timestops. Dude would literally just disappear mid-frame, and pop up somewhere else. The way it was portrayed was legit scary at times.
I often think about how that the ova was the best adaptation of the fight because of how scary dio is portrayed like you say. He moves mid dialogue appearing somewhere else shows he is good with the ability.
Is Dio supposed to be scary, though? He's an over the top, fabulous~, body builder in spandex, with an orange coat and baggy pants, covered in green hearts.
@@SakuraAvalon is a creature that feeds on blood whose only weakness is sunlight or the destruction of his physical fighting spirit not inherently scary
@@kirby89000 In a world where people can catch bullets at point blank range, punch trucks into submission, strike down a guy moving at the speed of light, turn anything into a bomb and heal a person blown up into pieces by punching them rapidly?
No, not really.
@@SakuraAvalon Everyone can't do that in Jojo, Jotaro is indeed terrifying to normal people and even to other stand users. He had the strongest and fastest stand up to that point. And it's not like any of this was easy, Jotaro had to go all out to get this fight in his favor and then by sheer luck it was he could also control time or he'd be dead.
Giorno: *Are you winning dad?*
DIO: **Literally gets Oblirated**
628 likes with no comment damn
homie needs more likes
@@am-cz2tf and replies
*Obliterated
The dad is losing,bu the son
kept winning infinite time
plot twist: DIO couldn't actually stop time and everyone just stopped moving to humor him
Nice
Our group of normal people create a little bit of social teasing in this point of time
Even bullets
Even bystanders
Even kakyoin who let dio come close enough to punch a hole in his stomach!
I love the idea of Dio constantly wasting his time stop seconds and getting stomped throughout the fight, but never learning and repeating the same mistake again and again.
He only ever wins one fight and it's in Eyes of Heaven in the Jojo Multiverse 💀
I like how talking doesn’t pause time for DIO, but when Jotaro does it it works, and then he actually does beat DIO in less than a second.
tbf the video was if THE WORLD was in real time not if TIME STOPS were in real time
@@thexatronantchwhenever jotaro uses time stop in part 4 he says “Star platinum: The world!” Implying that it is, fact, covered by “the world”
@@stargazer1998 what if Jotaro casted Star Platinum: Bites the Dust 🤔
@@thexatronantch basically if dio doesnt attack with hes stand time doesnt count thats why he was counting while throwing knifes he was attackıng but if he wasnt attackıng only walkıng talking it doesnt count its not for flex or anything being cool its just facts dio was throwing knifes and counting time everytime the world opens and closses and stops counting and starts again ı thınk only if hes stand out hes time starts counting thats my theory
@@stargazer1998 This fight is from Part 3 tho.
DIO wasting The World by laughing the entire time is such a DIO thing to do.
He could kill jotaro because he had no time movement left, but he seduced jotaro mentaly
agreed
The other idiot thing
Why kill the others
WHEN YOUR TARGET IS THE JOESTARS AND WHY DIDNT YOU RUN TO THEM TO SAVE REAL TIME
are u going to ignore the fact that while trying to kill kakyoin, he stopped time just to take off his fucking cape
@@No_maidens29 U call I, DIO, an idiot?
This is like watching one of those “Every Failed Quick time event” compilations
@CHRISTOPHER TRAN There is only fail
Every failed stop time event compilation
@CHRISTOPHER TRAN lmao
Bro this is such a good analogy
You mean speedrun?
DIO is like that one kid in school who believes he can stop time and everyone freezes for 4 seconds to make fun of him, and jotaro is that one kid who has no patience for him
Oddly specific. I take it such a thing happened to you?
@@genericedgyinternetuser4930Fr, no way this never happened
i like when people do unbelievably specific "oh guys remember when X happened" and it has never happened to *anyone*
Dude if I were that kid and everyone played along like that, I wouldn't feel made fun of, I'd feel like the coolest kid in the class
Dio dramatically taking off his cape only to get fucking annihilated by Emerald Splash in the first thirty seconds is the funniest shit I have ever seen
My favorite part too 😂 he definitely didn’t deflect that Emerald Splash
DIO's logic
1 second has past...
1 min later
*2 S E C O N D S*
@jacknom 21 lol
Not trying to ruin the joke but I think dio moves faster when time is stopped. He can do 5 minutes worth of things in 10 seconds.
That or he can’t count
I believe that in anime logic, them talking to themselves actually realistically only lasts for less than a second as they're actually just thinking to themselves aloud, and the talking is so the audience can also hear it.
@@Snavels hmm that actually makes sense
@@phantomkg4869 this makes a lot of sense too
Alternative Title: Dio failing every QTE since he ain't using cheated controllers.
yes you have 105 likes :D
holy shi-
Alternate alternate title: dio dies because his ts is bad
tdetect not aveileble
@@shinchanthebest 3.2K
教訓:皆さん、時間を大切にしましょう♥️無駄使いは駄目♥️
キミの敗因は
時間の無駄遣い❤
Facts
muda muda
DIOの「無駄無駄！」は時間の無駄遣いを楽しんでるセリフだったのか
ヒソカですか？
This makes dio’s screaming much more pathetic and crazy-looking, instead of cool and threatening. Very interesting!
This whole video is an immortal vampire forgetting he can't count
So you’re saying if The Count from Sesame Street was the villain, Jotaro would’ve lost?
Duh
Lmao
@@AsuraBoss probably
@@diobrando666
You should had never skipped Kindergarden
When you unlock a boss as a playble character:
When the boss that has 20 semi health bars get to be an unlockable character and is weaker than the starting character:
When the Playable Boss has a totally different move set.
Lego games in a nutshell
@Player i was looking for this and im not disappointed lmao
@Charlie Juan yes I umlocked it
1:45 by far my favorite moment 😂
I was hoping I wasn’t the only one it had me dying😭😂
What's the music name tho
We all lost at least one taxi in our lifetime so it's relatable
😂😂
Hahahaha 😂😂
The most powerful thing about about Dio isnt his stand, or his fighting prowess.... its his ginormous ego.
I mean, his ego is partially how he amassed a bevy of Stand users, so it worked up until he kept shoving them into the Stardust Crusaders’s faces and made it possible for them to kill him.
Eyes of Heaven increased his ego so much it shot Over Heaven and into Existence Erasure. 🤣
Alternate title: The world but if talking wasn't a free action
A d&d player or pathfinder?
@@liamassassingaming922 why not both?
Dio would be dead right there and then
Both here. Technically both are free
LOL this is gold!!
Dio like:
What? Actual logic??? My worst enemy!
ah yes yes
@@Jason10101 a yes bomb reverse go brr
If the where able to have a full 5 second conversation about killing eachother in real time they be talking damm fast
Hm
Nah nah, must be:
Actual logic? My only weakness!!!
3:15 is hilarious to me, it's as if Dio had a voice crack out of sheer shock XD
Dio using his entire time stop just to laugh is so in character
Imagine this:
Polnereff is at the stairs, Dio only has five seconds, *time begins to move again and Dio is just holding Polnereff like -_-*
Someone pls make this!
@@caustic5131 pow ruclips.net/video/F22-sB65O8I/видео.html i made it
I’m the 69th like of this comment
@@cursedbutter *nice*
@@nen5356 well done!
"Dio fucks up the quicktime events in cutscenes."
Lmao
Take my like u bastard
@@sharavy6851 Wait I messed up because I was looking at thi-
i was the 690 like praise me fuckers
Fake dio..
I love how it looks like one of those old video games when you aren’t fast enough in timed situations
0:31 I appreciate that you even help Dio out by removing wasteful shots here.
The world: DIO QUICKLY YOU ONLY HAVE 5 SECO-
DIO: I need talk
And muahahahaha and wryyyy
The World: wow you iDIOt
*let's sta platjina win*
@@discharm210 oh? Your approaching me?
The World: Okay, now you can stop time for 8 second, use it wisely and kill Jotaro quickly
DIO: Well, let me search for a roadroller first
At least he got to kill a cat
Dio: *stops time and laughs for 5 seconds
Jotaro: *attacks right after 5 seconds
Dio: *N A N I??!!!!*
Jotaro: can't handle the laughing of dio
Thats the Most Funny Part of it XD
Za bruh moment
I’d think he’d attack after 4 seconds cause he can move in time stop 😳
Yeah
2:15 this is hilarious 😂
I honestly like how dio isn't really worried about killing the jojos....but was more focused on flexing Jonathan's body with his vampire blood
Plot twist: DIO was still disoriented from being in a coffin for 100 years, and so he lost all sense of time and nobody's corrected him about the length of seconds.
That should be cannon
Jack Haunt it IS brother
Maybe.
True
@@Charles-zl1ue Interesting
DIO must stop wasting his time.
Actually he is not wasting any time because he stops time
DIO must stop wasting his stopped time.
@@lens_the_martyr ZA WARUDO
@@Eren-ki1dc you're Genius👍
@@lens_the_martyr he cant waste any time in stopped time because there no time in stopped time
i like how you cut certain parts to be forgiving but DIO still took too much time
2:48 Dio looking like Giorno's hairstyle.
Imao this where he got inspiration from
💀
He looks like nothing
@@jerome464 his body is full of holes
I love how Dio wastes his 5-9 seconds every time with useless dialogue while Jotaro literally speed kicks his butt in literally less than a second.
@Ult Divine Spinning Soft Tusk Over Heaven Requiem he did crack his skull once though, Dio couldn't even do that and it's impossible Jotaro would survive it
"I barely have enough time to get to kira" *timestops* "Koichi you really area reliable guy we should go on a date some time wait nevermind you're like 14 ok maybe i should kill kira now nah nevermind imma just eat dinner first what should i get to eat maybe thaf new italian place no i think I'll just cook oh yeah gotta kill kira" a summary of the end of the Bites the Dust arc
Speedrun tactics
@@everburnerfish that feel when Jotaro’s time stop in part 4 is shorter because he’s barely used it in 10 years and something something difference between a 17 year old body and a 27 year old body but it took him like an hour to learn time stop and he didn’t even try to train it to get back up to where he was
Fax no printer🖨
Dio might be a vampire, but he’s no Count.
Have my like and get the hell out
wow
Lmao
Ba dum tss
Lol
DIO: "I can stop time for even longer!"
The creator: "5 Seconds"
0:45 is the most underrated part imo. Home boi just rolls up and floors him!
"it wont even take a second to finish you off"
-accelerates time
Star Platinum: Made in Heaven!!
@@Johsther .Apparently then Jotaro said "So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum..." for Pucci... Yeah it makes sense.
Ah yes, Star in Platinum
Made in Platinum sounds pretty cool
@@Johsther no, star platinum: made in the world
Ngl, stopping time for the sole purpose of laughing at your opponent for the entire duration is one hell of a power move
Outstanding move
@@tabien888 power move
Same energy as the kids playing Fortnite
The best part is that they'll never know about it.
im the fifth comment. you're welcome mista.
Can we appreciate the amount of work put into this, this would actually fit it in the real anime, some parts maybe not but still
i like the fact that they essentially just start magically flying at the end
Haha the part where he just laughs and runs out of time ⌛️ 🤣
A very DIO thing to do.
time ends in stopped time ☠️
WRYYYYYYYYYY
That's my favorite of all these lmfao
Ladno
If this would be canon, DIO is even worse than Okuyasu in terms of intelligence
So your saying i'm smarter than a vampire?
@@UserName-gt2xx PeRhApS
@@UserName-gt2xx maybe
@@UserName-gt2xx could be
@@UserName-gt2xx well yes but no
It's funny how DIO wastes his time for 5 seconds laughing and then is surprised that someone hit him
Ok but why is no one taking about how funny 1:50 is😭😂
*Dio lost every fight without his talkshit ability*
That's the anime logic my dude
He wasted 5 seconds to laugh
Hell
Not really he killed everyone without it he even killed Jonathan without it
@@kingjoker8399 He meant in the video
@@kingjoker8399 dude Dio's ego like a an wild animal that's why he lost every time.
Alternate title: dio getting beat up compilation because his time stop doesn’t last half the episode
Edit: oh cool thanks for likes lol
Just reminding you that part 4 Star Platinum’s time stop was only 2 seconds
@@bill-bath9621
Jotaro ages more, then his time stop limit decreases.
Maybe (17,18,19,20) = 5 seconds
(21,22,23,24) = 4 seconds
(25,26,27,28) = 3 seconds (28) = 2 seconds before reaching (29)
@@notso_cody u forget part 6
@@snos69420
Hmm
@@notso_cody In part 6 when he was about fourty his ts is five seconds.
I couldn’t stop laughing when he used his 5 seconds to just laugh
This is top tier editing and drawing Whoever made this video is a legend
"Your enemy can stop time"
**Panik**
"He can only do it for 5 seconds"
**Kalm**
"You are in JoJo"
**PANIK**
"Real seconds are applied"
**Kalm**
Dio can stop time for like 7 seconds then 9
REAL SECONDS ARE APPLIED
*Panik*
Literally any anime character: * gets stabbed in the heart and is about to die *
Also them: h-how c-could it happen like this my daughter and wife are waiting for me also they probably made dinner, hmm my wife's food is so good like that time she make that Curry, wait did I leave my oven on? Well I guess that doesn't matter now that I'm going to die... Wait I didn't even hit the ground yet.
@@dc_epic123 its 5 sec then 9 after he got joseph blood
🤣😭
One year also known as a “DIO second”
You mean DIOcade
@@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini haha
@@sutart488 OMG ITS YOU
Still nothing compared to a namekian minute
@@Lucere. H
So is no one gonna talk about how fire the thumbnail is?!
lmao if only it really happened that way
I can imagine someone chilling on the bridge and then you a road roller pop out of nowhere and some guy goes flying off then explodes
Finally, it’s real time without dio and jotaro reading the entire bible
Yes
LOL
reading the bible for the 1000th time
LMAO😂😂😂
That's pucci's job
Dio: Stops time for 9 seconds, actually takes 9 seconds.
Jotaro: Stops time for 5 seconds,
actually takes 10 seconds
Dio: *Bruh*
Edit: This comment became a warzone cause of my joke being inconsistent lmao.
Bruh
(Make chain)
Bruh
Lol get fucked, trash
Bruh
@@KungFuKendrick *Are you sure about that?*
1:16
ここ笑ってるだけで5秒終わるのホント草
ナニィィ！！？？じゃないんだよ
"So it turns out that gloating and talking to yourself while you're on a 5 second timer is a bad idea..."
"2 seconds have passed"
* 10 seconds later *
"3 seconds have passed"
Dio's Logic xD
XD
He lose because he didnt attend to math class when Joseph did.
Lol dio and frieza probably had a common ancestor
time could work however he wants when it is stopped
@@pluggothesluggo5509 that’s not the case. He didn’t have control over time. He could just stop it. He even said himself he doesn’t know how long for, he’s just guessing.
Alternate title: Dio getting bullied for being an idiot
well you cant spell i_DIO_t without DIO
@@Sebastian.... 😳
@@Sebastian.... lmaoo
@@Sebastian.... damn apply some water on the burns
@@Sebastian.... damn
Thank you for the subtitles and crediting them. This was the best part lmao 1:58
*stops time*
"This feels amazing"
*dies*
Plot twist: it only stops time for how long dio thinks is 5 seconds
DIO: *gets engrossed in a book*
Time: *p-please, sir, it's been 3 hours...*
@@hondaaccord1399
That's a long time just reading the words:
-Spiral staircase
-Rhinoceros beetle
-Desolation Row
-Fig tart
-Rhinoceros beetle
-Via Dolorosa
-Rhinoceros beetle
-Singularity point
-Giotto
-Angel
-Hydrangea
-Rhinoceros beetle
-Singularity point
-Secret emperor
What about jotaro?
@@ma-cg1il for jotaro, time remains stopped until he says how reliable koichi is
@@nithen8179 LMAO
In Dio's defense: Time was stopped, so no seconds did pass
Big Brain????
HOW DID THIS MAN SOLVE
Is a woman look at the profile
@@---dj5mc r/wooosh
@@narwani3168 that wasnt a joke he was talking about
@@Vyzante wdym
You edited this really really well
てめえの敗因は…たった一つだぜ…DIO…たった一つのシンプルな答えだ…………てめえは時間を無駄にした…
かっこよすぎww
Dio is the type of person who would stop time just to check himself in the mirror and fix his makeup instead of actually destroying the joestar bloodline
honestly tho? king shit
that goes to diavolo too
But he can’t see himself in a mirror.
@@Definitely_not_ai thats part of the joke
No im not
Dio wasted his five seconds versus Kakyoin just to take off his cape and honestly? Mood.
Ikr
If you're gonna die you might as well do it fabulously
and another 5 just to laugh lmao
mood, but he was blocking the emeralds
Dio laughs for 5 fucking seconds like geez do a attack
Imagine stopping time to laugh
If The World had realistic time stops, then DIO would still be a pretty powerful opponent, having Jotaros strength along with vamp abilities, but he would get folded if everyone jumped him.
Dio would waste The World just laughing to himself in stopped time
Sounds like me
Its ZA WARUDO you uncultured swine
@@darthvader3969 "WARDU" 😂😂
@@darthvader3969 WARUDO*
Dio probably thought of a really funny joke and doesn't want the crusaders to question him
1:18 Dio literally just spent all his 5 second on laughing
LOL
Of course its very important
Hahahahahaha
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*NANIIII?!?!?!?!*
Juan Antonio Mora Arroyo u
5 seconds later
the same man gets impaled with glass and gets hit through his stomach
1:50から狂おしいほど好き
3:14 I love how dio was just monologuing then when he saw jotaro about to attack he immediately stopped talking
I would actually love a version of Dio where he just dicks around in stopped time and gets absolutely nothing done or starts monologues and gets cut off in the middle of them.
@@rymaix Lol k
@@rymaix I'm subscribing just for that
@@rymaix you got a sub
@@rymaix Ah. A fellow small time animator. I’ll sub to you so I can see that video of yours.
@@rymaix sold
Makes sense that Jotaro would actually use the second he had. He’s a high school student, he knows how to count.
I'm salty that he didn't count jotsro talking and when he does start the counter he speeds up all of jotaros movements to be lightspeed
Jotaro was in his prime and he stopped time at that moment for 5 seconds. In part 4 he can only stop it for a second.
@@Xarros1 I thought he can time stop for up to 3 sec in part 4 and that's alot consider how intelligent he is in p4
@@cromestone1684 jotsro
@@cromestone1684 Jotaro? Nah. Its jotsro says an idiot who just bites the dust me.
DIO with a single Time Stop could kill all the Crusaders but instead he laughs and mocks.
Well, time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. He got a few good laughs out of those seconds, I'd say time well spent 👌
In Dio's defense, he was in a box for like a century.
OBJECTION he was in a coffin and in my papers he knew what time it was
@@Denzel9911 OBJECTION!
Technically no time moves at all since TIME is stopped.
@@alargeredlizard3003 Hngggggg well uhhh
@@alargeredlizard3003 OBJECTION dio didn't get his ability till later on out of his coffin B)
@@Denzel9911 OBJECTION!
I'm talking about time not a coffin
When talking isn't a free action.
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Just use message cantrip or trust your teammates to do the right thing
@@tobyg5803 message takes a full action too though lol
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Yoooo D&D gangs spotted
in the anime, it was said that some people see moments as seconds, which is why DIO was in time stopped for so long
タクシーにおいていかれたところで笑った
I mean to be fair, Dio’s a lawyer, not a mathematician
Dio Brando: Ace Attorney
What? lol
You don't need to be a mathematician to know how to count to five
Ahh, so you are objecting me? Than object me as much as you like!
@@emptyvending8964 Dio Attorney
That's...true
Its like he's failing Quick Time Events
Yo
This is actually so scarily true
Fail
You have the reflexes of a statue
Bet Dio is playing God of War.
oof quicktime events are sometimes too quik
DIO greatly overestimates the usefulness of his Stand
For 4 minutes
時とめ大半笑って終わってんの草
Imagine this in part 4 lol
Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO!
"koichi, you really are a reliable gu-
*_KILLER QUEEN: BITES ZA DUSTO_*
search “Jotaro miscalculates hes timestop” theres a video like that
@@FakeSnows his you mean :3
“I Jotaro Kujo however, am not.”
"Yare yare daz-
..Oh fuck"
lets just not even say that
3:45 missed opportunity to have the clock running for jotaro and having him cut off mid sentence
Bros whole stand was about time and he STILL aint got time 😂