How Dio entertained himself for 100 years

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @busk-e963
    @busk-e963 7 месяцев назад +11094

    This is why he’s slightly fuckin crazy in all parts after

    • @inconspicuousrobot2685
      @inconspicuousrobot2685 7 месяцев назад +583

      I mean he was always a bit crazy

    • @rosesred9221
      @rosesred9221 7 месяцев назад +816

      @@inconspicuousrobot2685I mean but still, clearly he must’ve lost a few more screws considering how long he has been in the coffin, he just hides it really well.

    • @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
      @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 7 месяцев назад +532

      @@rosesred9221He tried to distract himself with philosophy, but even then you don’t start scratching into your own skull while completely sane.

    • @ExplodingSteve
      @ExplodingSteve 7 месяцев назад +41

      slightly?

    • @xenothekami888
      @xenothekami888 7 месяцев назад +175

      @@rosesred9221not to mention, his greatest high ACTUALLY made him high, take someone like dio and give them the spiritual/ritualistic version of fentanyl and its gonna be a bad time😭

  • @gintoki5116
    @gintoki5116 7 месяцев назад +7282

    I just assumed he slept and woke up like it was a hell of a nap

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels 7 месяцев назад +146

      Same

    • @Kira22558
      @Kira22558 7 месяцев назад +89

      Me too.

    • @chto3ugodno
      @chto3ugodno 7 месяцев назад +476

      And when he woke up a hundred years later, his head was set backwards. Imagine his face.

    • @gintoki5116
      @gintoki5116 7 месяцев назад +53

      @@chto3ugodno that's actually funny

    • @slyfox7452
      @slyfox7452 7 месяцев назад +22

      Im pretty sure thats what happened

  • @mdsystems4463
    @mdsystems4463 7 месяцев назад +10277

    Honestly, DIO writing SBR basing it on Jonathan sounds oddly wholesome

    • @lukaslp77
      @lukaslp77 7 месяцев назад +1942

      "Yes, I'll make the pathetic Jonathan lose his ability to walk while I come in with really cool dinosaur powers! This truly is peak fiction!"

    • @menethemene1555
      @menethemene1555 7 месяцев назад +614

      @@lukaslp77 then dio accidentally gives him a happy-ish ending until part 8

    • @thoughtprism2963
      @thoughtprism2963 7 месяцев назад +127

      Yeah but I don't think he knows Stands exist yet LOL

    • @mdsystems4463
      @mdsystems4463 7 месяцев назад +518

      @@lukaslp77 Jokes aside, the story is literally about Johnny fighting against the impossible and (in his own words) "Learning to walk again" so if anything him writing Jonathan to be a cripple that still triumphed in the end really speaks on how much he ended up respecting him...
      But taking the dino powers for him alone was a dick move, that greedy son of a bitch

    • @Golden_M4no
      @Golden_M4no 7 месяцев назад +258

      ​@@mdsystems4463Nah, he was driven so mad that he confused jojo being a ripple user with him being a cripple user (please laugh)

  • @mionski415
    @mionski415 7 месяцев назад +6428

    After 100 years of boredom, it makes him forget how to make zombies and shoot eye laser

    • @critica77y77
      @critica77y77 7 месяцев назад +628

      Well, he did make two zombies. Vanilla Ice and the guy with a woman's face on the back of his head.

    • @mionski415
      @mionski415 7 месяцев назад +413

      @critica77y77 I think those 2 guys were vampires. If they were zombies, skins go rotten or more hideous

    • @edgargaebolg9307
      @edgargaebolg9307 7 месяцев назад +385

      They were vampires. And if anything that goes to show Dio got better at making minions

    • @critica77y77
      @critica77y77 7 месяцев назад +65

      @@mionski415 If Vanilla Ice was a zombie, it was for less than an hour. He wouldn't have had time to rot.

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 7 месяцев назад +24

      How tf would Dio make vampires without any Stone Masks?

  • @nekori.minaru
    @nekori.minaru 7 месяцев назад +2478

    Normal human can't even think straight after locked for 1 day, and he managed to do it for 100 years

    • @Guilherme-JK
      @Guilherme-JK 7 месяцев назад +289

      He thinked so straight after 100 years he even threw a road roller in a 17 year old

    • @Guilherme-JK
      @Guilherme-JK 7 месяцев назад +192

      He thinked so straight after 100 years he even started seeing a yellow guy with the ability to stop time who kept following him

    • @xiao.is.stupid
      @xiao.is.stupid 7 месяцев назад +138

      ​@@Guilherme-JKhe thinked so straight that he became bisexual

    • @joprothenoob2374
      @joprothenoob2374 7 месяцев назад +16

      Senku:light work😎

    • @Cumrel
      @Cumrel 7 месяцев назад +11

      Thats because he's not a human~

  • @V-Ner_d
    @V-Ner_d 7 месяцев назад +1093

    I think it would've been funny if Dio's coffin landed near the volcano where Joseph fought Kars, and he'd wonder what's all the racket going outside his coffin.

    • @maninhu9837
      @maninhu9837 7 месяцев назад +185

      He just hears Kars scream JOJO, and tries to desperately free himself so he can watch the fight

    • @V-Ner_d
      @V-Ner_d 7 месяцев назад +115

      @@maninhu9837 "Did somebody just say 'Jojo'?!"

    • @subject-0
      @subject-0 6 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@V-Ner_d"very mad wryyyyyy"

    • @anexplosion5436
      @anexplosion5436 3 месяца назад +20

      When Kars is getting propelled into the atmosphere by a severed arm and some rocks, the eruption of the volcano spreads underneath the coffin, rocketing into the air and also hitting him.

    • @Jotari
      @Jotari 3 месяца назад +22

      I'm going to be the guy to just come in here and point out how Dio's coffin was in the Atlantic while Joseph fought Kars in the Mediterranean.

  • @exploertm8738
    @exploertm8738 7 месяцев назад +3703

    And yet SOMEHOW being in coffin for 100 years snapped Dio back into sanity instead

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 7 месяцев назад +163

      @@bird8847 Dio is completely deranged compared to DIO so....

    • @melvinthesexyskeleton
      @melvinthesexyskeleton 7 месяцев назад

      Well If i ever got stuck inside a coffin for 100 years i would probrally Start thinking about my life decisions

    • @ROBOthese
      @ROBOthese 7 месяцев назад +94

      DIO with full caps is the part 3 dio and Dio without full caps is part 1 dio​@bird8847

    • @kch5847
      @kch5847 7 месяцев назад +35

      @@bird8847 Dio is part 1 dio DIO is part 3 Dio dio is dio idoi doido ido

    • @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682
      @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 7 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@bird8847 DIO is his part 3 persona, there, all of his humanity really is gone

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 7 месяцев назад +1203

    Love that DIO mentions the iconic "Eat sh*t" moment between Hot Pants and Gyro. Even the Brando of the original universe finds our favorite pink-haired nun absolutely irresistible

    • @CommonPainW
      @CommonPainW 6 месяцев назад +20

      It’s my headcanon that dio wrote steel ball run.

  • @yousmelllike5082
    @yousmelllike5082 7 месяцев назад +6191

    Huh. No wonder he acted so dumb against Jotaro. He was senile.

    • @kennethcarloscomar6900
      @kennethcarloscomar6900 7 месяцев назад +312

      I would say he was high and too confidente of himself instead of dumb

    • @valentinnoguera5589
      @valentinnoguera5589 7 месяцев назад +288

      ​@royalcolored9473 he underestimated jotaro and the jobros a few times, if DIO really wanted, there would no fight in the first place

    • @upwaveflash8429
      @upwaveflash8429 7 месяцев назад +118

      ​@royalcolored9473*Proceed to spent most of the timestop to only have some stupid dialogues and useless move that ultimately lead to Jotaro win*

    • @upwaveflash8429
      @upwaveflash8429 7 месяцев назад +2

      @royalcolored9473 lmao

    • @zirotsero6951
      @zirotsero6951 7 месяцев назад +19

      @royalcolored9473lmao
      If he had ditched the road roller and just used his fist, he’d have won but he just wanted to find the dumbest ways to kill jotaro and waste 7 seconds of his time stop and kill him in a way to where he can’t see jotaro’s corpse so he could get caught off guard
      Also he’s so dumb that he didn’t just move slightly closer to Jotaro when he threw the knives so he could actually hit him in stoped time.
      Also he for no reason wants to decapitate Jotaro despite confirmation that he’s already dead. If Dio actually had a brain, since he was so paranoid, he could have just threw a knife to both check if jotaro was alive and decapitate but no, he checked with his main body and not even use his stand cuz he’s so intelligent. If he just remembered he had his knifes that he used seconds ago, jotaro wouldn't have gotten that critical hit that gave him the upper hand
      he was so paranoid of not getting close to him too JUST because he can move 2 out of 5 seconds, like wtf could he possibly do in 2 seconds especially with you having self proclaimed superior power and speed. the guy literally has such a small brain that he can't even react to attacks, defend or dodge while time is stopped despite repeatedly clashing fists with jotaro at the start of the fight
      People really like to gas up this fight as a battle of wits when really it’s jotaro fighting okuyasu

  • @rainwobrain
    @rainwobrain 7 месяцев назад +4783

    Honestly, if I was locked in a coffin for 100 years, il die from the old age

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 7 месяцев назад +1475

    SBR being a Dio fan fiction is a great idea, I mean, if he was able to (partially) devise the heaven plan, I can see him doing that as well

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 7 месяцев назад +51

      Partially? I am fairly sure he fully devised the plan and even a backup with the bone.

    • @furkanspider2613
      @furkanspider2613 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@exploertm8738 ah yes DIO's boner- I mean bone. It was very hard.

    • @ErenDoppleganer
      @ErenDoppleganer 3 месяца назад +2

      then why would he kill himself?

    • @manupm9161
      @manupm9161 3 месяца назад +9

      @@exploertm8738 he didn't know about stands while he was in the coffin, so that part was created afterwards

    • @manupm9161
      @manupm9161 3 месяца назад +3

      @@ErenDoppleganer because he ended up liking Johnny too much

  • @theguy5855
    @theguy5855 7 месяцев назад +1659

    "so what did you do during all that time?"
    "mast-"

    • @dibs6462
      @dibs6462 7 месяцев назад +44

      where do you hide it?

    • @kirimusse
      @kirimusse 7 месяцев назад +335

      mastering the art of philosophy and coming up with the idea of ”Heaven".

    • @theguy5855
      @theguy5855 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@dibs6462 hide what?

    • @thewolf2213
      @thewolf2213 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@dibs6462 😶‍🌫️

    • @MangoAnimations0624
      @MangoAnimations0624 7 месяцев назад

      @@dibs6462 eat it.

  • @darthnox8286
    @darthnox8286 7 месяцев назад +1402

    Reminder to everyone reading this and wondering how DIO couldn't get out: Water Pressure exists. If DIO did get out, or could even open the coffin door, he might have died instantly afterwards.
    For those saying the coffin should've been destroyed because of the pressure, it was made to survive explosions, it is entirely possible that it could survive the depths of the ocean depending on how resilient we're talking.

    • @yaujj65
      @yaujj65 7 месяцев назад +122

      I feel like other than water pressure. It would be easier to have the coffin be on land and free himself there rather than free himself in the ocean. Besides I doubt Dio knows how to swim.

    • @DamianQualshy
      @DamianQualshy 7 месяцев назад +36

      Died? He's literally an immortal vampire.

    • @dominicblackburne2247
      @dominicblackburne2247 7 месяцев назад +159

      He needs blood to heal. No blood in the ocean, so he cannot heal the damage caused by pressure fast enough, leading to him being crushed

    • @adamnoobmaster7490
      @adamnoobmaster7490 7 месяцев назад +43

      @@yaujj65He is DIO
      Born in England, athletic guy his entire life. He knows to swim

    • @yaujj65
      @yaujj65 7 месяцев назад +20

      @@adamnoobmaster7490 Athletic, yes. Swim? I don’t think we see him swim especially in deep water

  • @0Hazy_Days
    @0Hazy_Days 7 месяцев назад +296

    Dio having legit hallucinations in the coffin is so funny

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 4 месяца назад +1

      Actually how did he knew about Kars?
      Dio:.......................................

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 15 дней назад

      Hallucinations? You mean his stand?

  • @Mustachioed_Mollusk
    @Mustachioed_Mollusk 7 месяцев назад +404

    The whole series after season 1 is Dio having increasingly crazy delusions from being trapped under the sea for all eternity while also being immortal. Stands don't exist, Dio made them up.

    • @destinymace
      @destinymace 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@Hikineet-o4wThey said after season 1, and not after part 1, so I assume Joseph is real.

  • @-cold-1761
    @-cold-1761 6 месяцев назад +66

    *Eventually, DIO stopped thinking.*

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 7 месяцев назад +2265

    *Fun fact:* In the Over Heaven novel, it's heavily implied that Erina, being a holy woman like Dio's mom, had mercy and took the vampire into the coffin after he became one with JoJo's body and passed out. The only thing Dio remembers is the voice of "his mom" telling him to become good the day he opens his eyes again

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 7 месяцев назад +303

      That passage gave me chills. I love Over Heaven even if it’s not quite canon

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- 7 месяцев назад +275

      Resulting in the deaths of hundreds, among which being pedestrians in the vicinity of the part 3 fights and of course, the Senator's massacre of Egyptians in his car.

    • @valentinnoguera5589
      @valentinnoguera5589 7 месяцев назад +322

      Thank god that's not canon, that decision would make jonathan's sacrifice useless

    • @potatofarmergyro1720
      @potatofarmergyro1720 7 месяцев назад +315

      Erina would never do that 💀 I mean in part 2 she breaks down at the thought of another vampire appearing and killing her loved ones again

    • @critica77y77
      @critica77y77 7 месяцев назад +157

      I'm convinced the truth is that Dio clung to the bottom of the coffin until it sank into the sea, and Erina never saw him. However, I do find it believable that he wasn't entirely sure what happened, and he _thinks_ Erina saved him.

  • @georgealexmoisant2601
    @georgealexmoisant2601 7 месяцев назад +530

    I mean at some point he was coming up with the heaven plan in that coffin and that plan is just fucking bonkers especially for someone from the 1800s to think of so maybe he was canonically crazy

    • @kraosdadafusfus8034
      @kraosdadafusfus8034 7 месяцев назад +94

      Dario was a crazy highwayman and abuser. Dio's mother suffered that man and died because of him. She was also (apparently) the one who gave Dio his obsession with reaching Heaven. The madness was in the blood, and he wanted to go there physically and demand answers to God himself: "Why? Why did you take my mother and not Dario? If you knew everything that would happen, why did you let him ruin our lives? Why am I like this?"

    • @georgealexmoisant2601
      @georgealexmoisant2601 7 месяцев назад

      @kraosdadafusfus8034 That has absolutely no relation to the heaven plan what are you talking about, go read or watch JoJo’s bizarre adventure part 6

    • @fungmonger3000
      @fungmonger3000 7 месяцев назад +8

      real

    • @Kira22558
      @Kira22558 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@kraosdadafusfus8034 unfinished comment? Huh?

    • @monkeywheel5522
      @monkeywheel5522 6 месяцев назад

      @@Kira22558read JoJo’s “Over heaven” novels

  • @sussygiorno4924
    @sussygiorno4924 7 месяцев назад +122

    1:40 honestly relatable.When I'm bored I think of au fanfics I made in my head.

    • @mohaned_diaa
      @mohaned_diaa 4 месяца назад

      "Eat shit, asshole! Fall off your horse!"😂😂💀💀

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 месяца назад +4

      Same

  • @pradness
    @pradness 7 месяцев назад +142

    Only a man who was imprisoned in a coffin for 100 years would call the ability to accelerate time as "Heaven"
    But Dios mental health is quite astonishing, I would get PTSD attacks everytime I stop time, because stopping time is basically like a prison, you can roam around but can't really do anything until the time resumes

    • @Anime_Lover_zxy
      @Anime_Lover_zxy 4 месяца назад +6

      Ironic, Dio should have been able to speed up time, not stop it!

    • @jakubdurica6924
      @jakubdurica6924 2 месяца назад +7

      "Can t do realy anything" throws a fucking road roller on 17 year old teen while in time stop.

    • @jakubdurica6924
      @jakubdurica6924 2 месяца назад +6

      Also acelerating time isn t stated to be the same heaven DIO wanted, as originaly it was DIOs stand which was meant to atain heaven so its form would be probably diferent + stands powers reflect user so speeding up universe to reset it was what Pucci felt like heaven would be. Even tho DIOs diary is mad funny and crazy, but it worked even when the ingredients were litle mesed up thanks to DIO being dead. What am trying to say DIOs stand would probably be diferent than Puccis even if they went by same plan and toughts.

  • @filipvadas7602
    @filipvadas7602 7 месяцев назад +75

    The silhouette and face during the flash at 2:40 is actually a little freaky xD
    Really sells how Dio must have been more than a little unstable after finally getting out.

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 6 месяцев назад +7

      Broski thinks hes the double dungeon king from solo leveling

  • @EpicTheUnknownOne
    @EpicTheUnknownOne 7 месяцев назад +172

    2:51 just so funny lol "It's really nothing personal" Then Dio proceeded to grab Bro and kill him on the spot while also drinking him dry pause

  • @sarojandongol1482
    @sarojandongol1482 7 месяцев назад +180

    Araki was a plankton near that coffin. That's where he got the idea for SBR from.

  • @User-Idkwhattouse
    @User-Idkwhattouse 7 месяцев назад +156

    1:31
    MANS GOING INSANE 😭

    • @Peanutlover16512
      @Peanutlover16512 6 месяцев назад +5

      Song? The original

    • @Skelyton
      @Skelyton 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@Peanutlover16512 it's what will we do whit the drunking sailor

    • @YuriDrood
      @YuriDrood 5 месяцев назад +3

      "Get me out of this crrrrrrffin"

  • @CaltosVirnam
    @CaltosVirnam 7 месяцев назад +30

    Imagine the bloodbath on the boat
    He hasn't eaten for 100 years, fresh vampires are already insane from hunger, imagine 100years, how monsterous he was, the feralness of pure hunger.

  • @stupidduck260
    @stupidduck260 7 месяцев назад +60

    2:26 bruh thats some incredible feet strength to let him do a back flip with his toes

  • @probablyjinxed
    @probablyjinxed 7 месяцев назад +54

    his “new minion” being the damn fisherman from pokémon sun/moon got me cackling

  • @dagrumble
    @dagrumble 7 месяцев назад +30

    1:32 I can't stop listening to this on loop

  • @yanikstudios
    @yanikstudios 7 месяцев назад +21

    I like to think Dio had the same thing like Kars where he stopped thinking and went dormant until he was awoken by the fishermen

  • @CorneliusCob
    @CorneliusCob 2 месяца назад +10

    this poses a great question, that being "is it possible that the entirety of jjba after part 2 is just a depressingly elaborate escape fantasy conjured by DIO's boredom driven madness?" It would certainly explain how the story got so insane so quickly after that point

  • @Baloy3113
    @Baloy3113 5 месяцев назад +24

    1:08 DIO IS EXPOSED TO THE SUN AND HE DOESN'T DIE

    • @13Icey
      @13Icey 3 месяца назад +14

      because it was a dream 😭

  • @pratham8318
    @pratham8318 7 месяцев назад +27

    "I AM GOING TO END THE JOESTAR BLOODLINE"
    *goes on to creat 5 more including
    giorno*

  • @cindycancino960
    @cindycancino960 7 месяцев назад +16

    So that's how DIO devised the whole "Make Pucci reset the universe" thing, huh?

  • @grundian
    @grundian 4 месяца назад +6

    When you realize that a guy named Dio was legitimately down too long in the midnight sea.

  • @justinn8541akaDrPokemon
    @justinn8541akaDrPokemon 7 месяцев назад +119

    Magenta Magenta: Is this one of my people?

  • @HaoRLK
    @HaoRLK 7 месяцев назад +11

    Imagine parts 2-9 are just Dio's fever dream, and he is still inside the coffin

  • @timmyfung01
    @timmyfung01 7 месяцев назад +12

    he almost got the Kars treatment.
    just imagine if he was never saved by the ship and remain at the bottom of the sea for eternity.
    I wonder if he will stop thinking like Kars.

  • @hydratedoxygen4872
    @hydratedoxygen4872 5 месяцев назад +8

    everyone knows that dio was just crankin his shit nonstop for 100 years

  • @yaujj65
    @yaujj65 7 месяцев назад +50

    Well this is a meme video and really funny, I find this slightly canon since everything is in character and no surprise that Dio would have go insane. Plus other than introspection on fate, he probably done what in the video to stave off his isolation.

  • @GabbQ
    @GabbQ 7 месяцев назад +39

    2:56 The All-Star Battle model is perfect

  • @Samuelito-fj4eq
    @Samuelito-fj4eq 7 месяцев назад +324

    My bro could have just used space ripper stingy eyes and destroy the fucking coffin but he was chill as fuck

    • @gabrielmbx9253
      @gabrielmbx9253 7 месяцев назад +32

      El sol probablemente lo hubiera matado ya que no tenia forma de protegerse de el y de saber si estaba o no (no se si tambien hubiera podido haber escapado por la presión del agua y que todo su cuerpo estubiera lleno de agua)

    • @Guilherme-JK
      @Guilherme-JK 7 месяцев назад +61

      He probably lost his vampiric abilities when he fused with Jonathan
      (Probably)

    • @Samuelito-fj4eq
      @Samuelito-fj4eq 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@Guilherme-JK his head still had vampiric powers cuz it was his real head, not Jonathan's

    • @Samuelito-fj4eq
      @Samuelito-fj4eq 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@gabrielmbx9253 dudo q el sol lo hubiera quemado al fondo del mar

    • @alessandromaccaroni8481
      @alessandromaccaroni8481 7 месяцев назад +58

      Okay! And what part of that plan gets him out of the middle of the ocean?

  • @ivansproats4676
    @ivansproats4676 6 месяцев назад +39

    It’s quite cool because it helps reinforce Dio’s stand having Diving tanks and equipment on him. Since his name is a reference to the band Dio, and his stand being a “Holy Diver”, one of Dio’s (the band) most popular songs. So it makes sense when you remember Dio spent a long time underwater.

    • @Ninjujitsu
      @Ninjujitsu 4 месяца назад +4

      technically his name is a reference to Ronnie James Dio, which the band is also named after

    • @stonalisa3729
      @stonalisa3729 Месяц назад

      @@Ninjujitsu didn't know that. that's awesome. the time stop fits him thematically since he was powerless against time for so long

  • @Thegamerguy-g8z
    @Thegamerguy-g8z Месяц назад +15

    Bro predicted sbr 1:43

  • @MonoNako
    @MonoNako 6 месяцев назад +9

    This would be actually scary honestly, stuck in a dark coffin at the bottom of the ocean until panic sets in no wonder Dio lost it lol

  • @rainwobrain
    @rainwobrain 7 месяцев назад +47

    I'm at the dentist rn, watching that video while they are destroying my teeth

  • @Frosted_123
    @Frosted_123 2 месяца назад +3

    Dio:
    TODAY WE WILL SURVIVE THE NEXT 100 YEARS IN A COFFIN

  • @BajiDTR
    @BajiDTR 7 месяцев назад +65

    He lives like a mob in minecraft

  • @DarrenTheAsian
    @DarrenTheAsian Месяц назад +3

    Im very sure the writers are **VERY** generous about giving DIO a lot of time during his za warudo timestop
    He is very disoriented by being in a coffin after 100 years and doesn't know how long is 1 second, the writers want more shit to happen

  • @odd-eyes6363
    @odd-eyes6363 7 месяцев назад +6

    Dio needs to drink blood in order to regenerate from lethal wounds, so he was probably in a half dead state for a hundred years. Those fishermen were to him like a banquet to someone who spent a lifetime on a deserted island.

  • @PureVessel-hollewknight
    @PureVessel-hollewknight 4 месяца назад +7

    1:40 is bro reading iron testicles walking

  • @Hollarite
    @Hollarite 7 месяцев назад +25

    Yeah, spending 100 years in an enclosed space will do that to ya

  • @liquidfish4873
    @liquidfish4873 7 месяцев назад +14

    Think about how long you have been alive so far, 100 years in a dark box is unimaginably worse than death...

  • @grimgrahamch.4157
    @grimgrahamch.4157 6 месяцев назад +3

    I was just thinking the other day about how much torture it would be to be locked in the coffin for 100 years alone.

  • @thegamernoah
    @thegamernoah 7 месяцев назад +7

    Crazy?
    I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a Joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy
    Crazy?
    I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy
    Crazy?
    I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy
    Crazy?
    I was crazy once, they locked me in a coffin, a joestar Coffin, and Joestars makes me crazy

  • @AraikSarkisyan
    @AraikSarkisyan 7 месяцев назад +41

    1:16 If JoJo was a good fiction:

  • @Un_Tr
    @Un_Tr 7 месяцев назад +5

    Vampire mask: "am i a joke to you? All you need just immortality? You're seriously f***ed up"

  • @nigelabrm8553
    @nigelabrm8553 3 дня назад +1

    My headcanon is just that he can escape, but he just fell asleep

  • @Oitama69
    @Oitama69 7 месяцев назад +126

    how in the fuck Dio knows Jars existence

    • @LodyPolskieNarodowe
      @LodyPolskieNarodowe 7 месяцев назад +64

      Because Diavolo is dead in this universe.

    • @Oitama69
      @Oitama69 7 месяцев назад +23

      @@LodyPolskieNarodowe Holy fuck this makes so much sense

    • @potatoking6571
      @potatoking6571 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@LodyPolskieNarodoweI don’t get it.

    • @LodyPolskieNarodowe
      @LodyPolskieNarodowe 7 месяцев назад +38

      @@potatoking6571 If Diavolo dies, then everything is canon.

    • @Guilherme-JK
      @Guilherme-JK 7 месяцев назад +24

      I dont know, Jars exists in most universes

  • @noxineamv2158
    @noxineamv2158 2 месяца назад +2

    "I've spent 100 years buried on the ocean floor!"
    Dio if he was a better villain

  • @Timeline_destroyer
    @Timeline_destroyer 7 месяцев назад +12

    Bro really get lock for 100 years and still keep his goal : ending entire bloodline

  • @sammyebonyhorn4173
    @sammyebonyhorn4173 7 месяцев назад +2

    despite how crazy DIO was after part 1, I believe after so many years underwater towards the end he doing a lot of self reflection. Not trying to change himself for the better, but to become his best self. Which I can totally understand why he went on this religious journey reading the Koran and talking with mystics in Egypt

  • @eb7389
    @eb7389 7 месяцев назад +3

    Assuming how different on a psychological level this guy is between parts 1 and 3-6, I always assumed he spent his time doing what in Italy we call "mental jerkoffs", that is thinking non stop about fate and developing all those ideas of his about heaven and such. Probably right after writing the entirety of part 7 in his head

  • @Keon994
    @Keon994 7 месяцев назад +2

    I think the real answer is he just made himself completely dormant so it was like waking up from being unconscious so he didn't feel the time pass at all.

  • @duelort4856
    @duelort4856 7 месяцев назад +7

    I mean, he probably just slept the whole time 👁‍🗨〰👁‍🗨

  • @genghisdingus
    @genghisdingus 6 месяцев назад +6

    He actually gooned the whole time.

  • @Etchzorz
    @Etchzorz 7 месяцев назад +8

    I just assumed he went into Iguana mode, do you know how hard it is to drown an Iguana?
    Dies in Foo Fighters

  • @kaidatong1704
    @kaidatong1704 7 месяцев назад +19

    2:15 idk what's reference what, but I recall isekai speedrun protag telling crys to ignore talking fish hallucinations (well, lay off combat drugs so it never gets to that point, but still)

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil Месяц назад +3

    I always assumed he just slept through it all.

  • @rock-hv6ns
    @rock-hv6ns 7 месяцев назад +20

    I loved the part where he is the one who made sbr

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 7 месяцев назад +3

    oh c'mon he's a vampire he can power nap. Regardless, Jonathan fought hard for years to keep control over his body, and Dio STILL couldn't fully control it.

  • @N4H47A
    @N4H47A 7 месяцев назад +50

    2:06 how dio know Kars name lol

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 7 месяцев назад +12

      Considering vampires and the masks are Kars creations, wouldn't put above the mask's powers to give a glimpse of the pillar men

    • @magicfish8213
      @magicfish8213 5 месяцев назад +7

      Because he is definitely real and will always support him

    • @N4H47A
      @N4H47A 5 месяцев назад

      @@magicfish8213 real

    • @aimchik
      @aimchik 5 месяцев назад +4

      Definitely he was dreaming during "What if villains were is Polnareffland" and had remembered Kars.

  • @z0ru4_
    @z0ru4_ 7 месяцев назад +4

    That person's editing is sooooo good

  • @8lackmore
    @8lackmore 7 месяцев назад +7

    Little did he know he has less then 5 years to live

  • @ggoni4323
    @ggoni4323 7 месяцев назад +5

    I like to tink that from meditating so much in the coffin he discovered the way to heaven

  • @zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502
    @zielone_japko_biczaka_wcal7502 4 месяца назад

    DIO coming out of a coffin after 100 years and his first word being a polite "hello" (we'll ignore his looks lol) is weirdly funny to me

  • @calicobagels
    @calicobagels 7 месяцев назад +4

    I love how he's making up scenarios

  • @ddegyurk4007
    @ddegyurk4007 6 месяцев назад +14

    1:05 Dio so much accustomed to Jonathan's body that he didn't even get sunburned.

  • @KperaOfficial
    @KperaOfficial 7 месяцев назад +13

    love seeing these videos that try to explain things that weren't explored in the manga

  • @skipskip342
    @skipskip342 6 месяцев назад

    Nah, DIO writting the entire Steel ball run timeline to pass time in the coffin is my new head canon

  • @mrcraka8864
    @mrcraka8864 7 месяцев назад +4

    He was actually gooning the whole time

  • @DONuTvibes
    @DONuTvibes 9 дней назад

    How he ACTUALLY entertained himself for 100 years? Straight up yunkin’ it

  • @Kazster123
    @Kazster123 7 месяцев назад +8

    babe wake up new dankbidoof banger 🔥🔥🔥

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 5 месяцев назад

    You would think he would have some kind of PTSD after that and never touch a coffin again.

  • @busk-e963
    @busk-e963 7 месяцев назад +8

    He started to go insane.

  • @leo-bf9dx
    @leo-bf9dx 20 дней назад

    He was running DOOM inside that coffin, probably speedrunned it hundred of time

  • @quockienoan5900
    @quockienoan5900 7 месяцев назад +11

    1:14 what is this song? It's fucking nostalgic and I can't remember its name

    • @Liam-xz4ki
      @Liam-xz4ki 6 месяцев назад +3

      Its called drunken sailor

    • @motiday2204
      @motiday2204 6 месяцев назад +2

      Canal 3 by Quincas moreiras

  • @SilentSnake1998
    @SilentSnake1998 4 месяца назад

    Analog horror series depicting an alternate timeline where the coffin is never found, and Dio slowly loses his mind as he rots away in that coffin, exhausting the full lifetime of a vampire while dreaming and hallucinating whatever he can to keep himself distracted from the reality of his situation.

  • @m1stak3imade17
    @m1stak3imade17 7 месяцев назад +15

    "Today im going spend the next 100 years burried underwater alive!"

    • @Eggs_Bendict
      @Eggs_Bendict 7 месяцев назад +1

      "Today, I'm going to spend the next 200 years buried underwater alive! with just this coffin!"

  • @cursestakeover
    @cursestakeover 26 дней назад +1

    2:52 got me cracking that scream sound

  • @Speedieeditz
    @Speedieeditz 7 месяцев назад +3

    Fantastic video. I love it

  • @lightbulb6392
    @lightbulb6392 Месяц назад

    Rumors has it that dio was the one who wrote the entirety of jojo when he was stuck in said coffin

  • @mykamykadesrosiers9567
    @mykamykadesrosiers9567 Месяц назад +3

    1:11 its suny day outside but dio still resiste

    • @the_6528
      @the_6528 12 дней назад +2

      Its a dream so it doesnt matter

  • @theorganizationxiii9765
    @theorganizationxiii9765 13 дней назад

    In my head the canon explanation is that at some point dio ran out of oxygen and was in stasis, until someone actually oppened the coffin, since he doesn't really seem to mention all of those years he spent there and it really doesn't seem to bother him either

  • @Dantonfall
    @Dantonfall 7 месяцев назад +3

    Dude… Travel on the ocean floor and use the coffin as cover from the sun…

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma 6 месяцев назад +1

    If you believe the translation of the stardust crusaders opening he woke up from 100 years of slumbering so, he didn't really do much except slumber😂

  • @MnM-Blob
    @MnM-Blob Месяц назад +20

    1:10 SUNLIGHT?!?

    • @Im_Catalin
      @Im_Catalin Месяц назад

      Dio has plot armour

    • @elwawa73
      @elwawa73 Месяц назад +3

      He's imagining it

  • @julycrack1096
    @julycrack1096 7 месяцев назад

    kars looking like a fish is actually kinda cursed but sounds like something that could happen there lmfao

  • @kurokoisei
    @kurokoisei 2 месяца назад +3

    2:38 what if this was day instead of sunset ?

  • @edwardmg1
    @edwardmg1 5 месяцев назад +1

    DIO has so mush strength to break that coffin, the explanation has to be enter in coma trying to fuse his head with a super hamon Saiyan user and the weak state of his head after use laser on boat and the hunger

  • @Artemas_16
    @Artemas_16 7 месяцев назад +14

    TBH, Dio always could break out of coffin and simply walk on bottom of sea until being close to the shore (which he would know because sun rays would be reaching him) and just swimming out when it's night.
    Or better yet, just climb someboat near shore and hide there to get to nearesr port.

    • @yamerrune
      @yamerrune 7 месяцев назад +2

      he didnt know when it was day or night so walking out would be death, and he cant just open the coffin without breaking it due to water pressure

    • @Artemas_16
      @Artemas_16 7 месяцев назад

      @@yamerrune he can just break out. At he's in the middle of the ocean, it doesn't matter day or night, rays will not reach him.

    • @yamerrune
      @yamerrune 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Artemas_16 Yes they will, he is not 3000 kilometers deep lmaoo

    • @Artemas_16
      @Artemas_16 7 месяцев назад

      @@yamerrune obviously not, the most deep place on our planet is 12 kilometers.

    • @yamerrune
      @yamerrune 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Artemas_16 i meant meters sorry but my point still stands some light rays will reach him and as we know even a little bit of light is lethal