If Jotaro knew he could stop time from the beginning

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  • @dankbidoof
    @dankbidoof  3 года назад +6300

    I used "I'm dehydrated AND a danger to society" from 0:13 as a shirt design my-store-11687677.creator-spring.com
    Edit: Añadí subtítulos en español [CC]
    Edit 2: French subtitles by Nex added
    Edit 3: Polish subs by Nartuz
    Edit 4: Russian subs by Tenebris
    Edit 5: Japanese subs by Anonymous

  • @ailingstar8856
    @ailingstar8856 4 года назад +4820

    "I'm dehydrated *and* a danger to society."
    Comedy gold.

    • @amoghganpati1744
      @amoghganpati1744 4 года назад +24

      Story of my life

    • @weirdchamp4601
      @weirdchamp4601 4 года назад +6

      I missed that, had to go back and see it for myself 😂

    • @stinkymetalhead200
      @stinkymetalhead200 4 года назад +4

      I'm a danger to society

    • @amoghganpati1744
      @amoghganpati1744 4 года назад +2

      @@stinkymetalhead200 Thanks to COVID, everyone’s a danger to society in their own special way

    • @stinkymetalhead200
      @stinkymetalhead200 4 года назад +3

      @@amoghganpati1744 yeah but im dehydrated... do you even realize what that does to society? i truly am the lowest scum on Earth

  • @battlecheetah260
    @battlecheetah260 4 года назад +5450

    that moment when adbul has been training for years to master his stand of fire and some kid can stop time lol

    • @theaaa2791
      @theaaa2791 4 года назад +175

      Wait I thought his name was avdol

    • @skrystelle
      @skrystelle 4 года назад +105

      @@theaaa2791 it can be spelled both ways

    • @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote
      @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote 4 года назад +140

      @@theaaa2791 the japanese alphabet doesnt have a “vvv” sound but the original Egyptian name does (I assume, I mean I technically don’t know but why else would they change it to a v?), so in the manga they’d write “Abuduru” (approximately pronounced “ah-boo-doo-roo”) or something and the translation could be interpreted as “Abdol” or “Avdol” or whatever.
      As I’m writing this I’m researching more and it appears they do have a letter for foreign “v” sounds but the common person may pronounce it “b”(?) Or maybe like a Spanish v in that it sounds like a b and v hybrid. Likely depends on the individual saying it.
      Oh and I guess he’s a reference to a singer named Paula Abdul.

    • @theaaa2791
      @theaaa2791 4 года назад +6

      @@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote uhh what?

    • @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote
      @HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote 4 года назад +45

      @@theaaa2791 Basically his name is “Abuduru” in Japanese, but when you translate it you could interpret it as “Avdol” or “Abdul.”

  • @minolamycat91
    @minolamycat91 4 года назад +3748

    "For some reason it keeps bringing me Doritos but never a drink..."
    Star Platinum is my spirit animal.

    • @angelic_Death.
      @angelic_Death. 4 года назад +17

      @Barbare4032 if there was none then explain the doritos where there are doritos there is mountain dew and das a fact but what if its because star platinum is allergic to mountain dew.

    • @notveryartificial4486
      @notveryartificial4486 4 года назад +13

      During the Darby fight he finally got one

    • @muhmemedvevo9430
      @muhmemedvevo9430 4 года назад +15

      Thats why he called it evil spirit at first

    • @angelic_Death.
      @angelic_Death. 4 года назад +1

      @Barbare4032 then that shop was doing something wrong

    • @LoopsBird
      @LoopsBird 4 года назад

      Same

  • @hayond656
    @hayond656 3 года назад +22053

    I love how Jotaro assumed his stand ability was just to punch really hard for like 95% of the entire part

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 3 года назад +5521

      To be fair it worked pretty well for that 95% I wouldn't have questioned it either

    • @deezreez154
      @deezreez154 3 года назад +2357

      Kinda wish he figured it put earlier so kakyoin didnt have to die, kinda wanted to see him in Vento Aureo or diamond is unbreakable

    • @BeniTheTesseract
      @BeniTheTesseract 3 года назад +612

      @@deezreez154 he... was in diamond is unbreakable... he killed the main villain...

    • @MixxC
      @MixxC 3 года назад +1929

      @@BeniTheTesseract i think they where referring to kakyoin, not jotaro

    • @BeniTheTesseract
      @BeniTheTesseract 3 года назад +232

      @@MixxC oh

  • @OddishSupremacy
    @OddishSupremacy 4 года назад +20163

    Jotaro: Why didn't you tell me you could stop time?
    Star Platinum: You never asked.

    • @Gamer_Oni927
      @Gamer_Oni927 3 года назад +1956

      Star Platinum would've just said Ora

    • @krel7160
      @krel7160 3 года назад +618

      @HoVee *Ora-Ora as stated in a nagging wife's tone*

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 года назад +184

      @@AnonymusEngineer you like your own comment stfu kid

    • @mozzen3517
      @mozzen3517 3 года назад +63

      @@capybara9521 Its actually cringe cause he copied the comment.

    • @jackattackanims8387
      @jackattackanims8387 3 года назад +90

      @@mozzen3517 2 people can have the same idea you don’t know he copied smh

  • @xehanortjostar6728
    @xehanortjostar6728 3 года назад +6674

    “I’m dehydrated and am a danger to society” has got to be one of the best one liners ever lol

  • @blackspy8331
    @blackspy8331 4 года назад +17725

    Imagine dio going "So it's the same type of stand as The World"

  • @sussy-auditor893
    @sussy-auditor893 3 года назад +4045

    Star platinum gives jotaro foods and drinks.
    Jotaro: *EVIL SPIRIT*

    • @johnnyjacksted6528
      @johnnyjacksted6528 3 года назад +277

      @Roger Loe
      Star Platinum: protects Jotaro from bullies
      Jotaro: *Evil spirit*

    • @gonfreecss9868
      @gonfreecss9868 3 года назад +114

      Star Platinum didnt gib him drinks xD

    • @lenduyo8657
      @lenduyo8657 2 года назад +78

      He said star platinum doesn't give him drinks.

    • @keithplays1184
      @keithplays1184 2 года назад +40

      When you realize that also means he called himself evil

    • @sussy-auditor893
      @sussy-auditor893 2 года назад +3

      @@keithplays1184 fr

  • @selkrasouza6262
    @selkrasouza6262 3 года назад +8469

    Imagine them still taking 50 days to find Dio’s mansion while in Cario just because Iggy wasn’t there to find it.

    • @Dip7man
      @Dip7man 3 года назад +275

      T R U E

    • @filipbitala2624
      @filipbitala2624 3 года назад +379

      Rip polnareff

    • @darthmaul7434
      @darthmaul7434 3 года назад +251

      @@filipbitala2624 Filip Bitala you're right because what happened to Okuyasu's dad would happen the same thing with Polnareff

    • @Sarghe420
      @Sarghe420 3 года назад +51

      Rip almost everyone of the stand users

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад +62

      It’s a pretty big ass castle. How many of those are in Cairo?

  • @Cuboniix
    @Cuboniix 4 года назад +18311

    Worst Timeline: Polnareff gets turned into a goopy monster because of DIO's bud and never avenges his sister, keeping loyal to DIO.

    • @chrirox4265
      @chrirox4265 4 года назад +2102

      But iggy live happily full of dogs biatch

    • @alfonsoespinoza8846
      @alfonsoespinoza8846 4 года назад +2555

      *SPOILER WARNING FOR PART 5* He also can’t help giorno and the gangstars so do they just die to the villain

    • @tanyslp6426
      @tanyslp6426 4 года назад +853

      @@alfonsoespinoza8846 well if dio died this early there is a high chance giorno wasnt made yet
      Edit: Thank you all for the likes and replies i now know that Giorno was born before stardust crusaders and feel like an idiot.

    • @tuskact4871
      @tuskact4871 4 года назад +1123

      He was born before stardust crusaders.

    • @eriikrobles9495
      @eriikrobles9495 4 года назад +376

      @@tanyslp6426 he born before stardust crusaders

  • @Quaporu
    @Quaporu 4 года назад +30200

    Real title: Jotaro speed running stardust crusaders

    • @ark1476
      @ark1476 4 года назад +825

      Glitchless Any%

    • @GeraldY.
      @GeraldY. 4 года назад +281

      WR

    • @szueika
      @szueika 4 года назад +415

      Hey, Dio. Wanna see me speedrun? ...Stupid Bitch.

    • @thermophile1695
      @thermophile1695 4 года назад +140

      Does the timer run while time is stopped?

    • @astonished-scout
      @astonished-scout 4 года назад +52

      @@szueika *Wrong choice of words.*
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  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos 2 года назад +4907

    For the entirety of part 3, Jotaro canonically thought his Stand ability was just punching really hard

    • @boygenius538_8
      @boygenius538_8 Год назад +401

      no it was STAR FINGER

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 Год назад +87

      ​@@boygenius538_8did he just make up that as an ability then?

    • @koalaberrie
      @koalaberrie Год назад +242

      @@haddy106 it's probably something to do with hamon, since jotaro described it as concentrating energy into the finger, and that's basically also how zoom punch works in hamon

    • @spaghettiiq
      @spaghettiiq Год назад +94

      @@koalaberrie not really, zoom punch works by dislocating your arm or something iirc

    • @ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω
      @ΆγγελοςΜορίκης-ζ2ω Год назад +8

      @@haddy106 he explains it in the anime

  • @twolyy
    @twolyy 3 года назад +5905

    I love how at the end even the camera man gets frozen in time

    • @hollowsid9623
      @hollowsid9623 3 года назад +38

      Lol underrated

    • @SuperIntenseGamer
      @SuperIntenseGamer 3 года назад +134

      Even the all powerful Cameraman cannot resist ZA WARUDO

    • @derekhofstetler3998
      @derekhofstetler3998 3 года назад +61

      @@SuperIntenseGamer STOP RUSSIA: ZA WARUDO
      When Jotaro says Star Platinum, it sounds like stop Russia, I am not being political.

    • @untiff7169
      @untiff7169 3 года назад +5

      @@SuperIntenseGamer za warudo means the world and he uses star platinum bruh

    • @nietak1410
      @nietak1410 3 года назад +6

      @@untiff7169 Wait a minute.. The world The world..?

  • @kirbydirby8063
    @kirbydirby8063 4 года назад +7866

    This is criminally underrated

  • @Pentolayamz
    @Pentolayamz 3 года назад +10608

    Jotaro : "Okay so, what ability do i have?"
    Star Platinum : "Ora."

    • @weelolol
      @weelolol 3 года назад +643

      Jotaro never learns he can stop time because he thinks its only ability is to ora

    • @imperialguardsman5726
      @imperialguardsman5726 3 года назад +780

      @@weelolol to be fair
      that single ability carried jotaro through every single stand fight until dio

    • @vicentevillarroel5178
      @vicentevillarroel5178 3 года назад +46

      @@imperialguardsman5726 yes

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 3 года назад +261

      @@imperialguardsman5726 Even against Dio this ability carried him till the road roller part

    • @saltboy7931
      @saltboy7931 3 года назад +86

      @@vivelespatat2670 well also the fact that he could move during stopped time

  • @onepiece013
    @onepiece013 3 года назад +2037

    And since they didn't meet Polnareff, he never found out about the Arrow, and didn't help Team Bucciarati. So Diavolo won in Part 5

    • @LuizJacom10
      @LuizJacom10 2 года назад +28

      Yes.

    • @jkmunchy3942
      @jkmunchy3942 2 года назад +196

      Diavolo would've never thought of the arrow on his own + I'm not even sure if Giorno would be born in this situation

    • @tjrobertson9064
      @tjrobertson9064 2 года назад +283

      @@jkmunchy3942 Giorno was born 4 years before the events of Stardust Crusaders, however one thing that stands out is the first point. The one who actually recovered the requiem arrow was in fact, Polnareff, so my guess is it just remains unknown until someone magically finds it, and I doubt it would be Diavolo.

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 2 года назад +58

      @@jkmunchy3942 what? how the fuck is dio dying like 47 days earlier than what he dies in the manga erase giorno's existence?

    • @danurkresnamurti3598
      @danurkresnamurti3598 2 года назад +56

      I think avdol will replace polnareff role. Avdol is the mind of group and wiser one. Also resoucefullness joseph chose him.
      Avdol journey on the west side and jotaro together with kakyoin in east side and will be on part 4 🤐😢😭.
      Also egypt person will be nice on italy culture and call back about ww2 joke.

  • @TheAzulmagia
    @TheAzulmagia 4 года назад +1495

    Pretty wild to think that a random Stand User whose fight didn't even last the whole episode is the reason Part 3 is 48 episodes instead of, like, 12.

    • @DBK_Productions
      @DBK_Productions 4 года назад +140

      Yea it’d only be like 17 episodes if not for Tower of Grey

    • @stuckonaslide
      @stuckonaslide 4 года назад +72

      i mean, the final fight was 4 episodes. so the part would be like 7 or 8.

    • @DBK_Productions
      @DBK_Productions 4 года назад +5

      @@stuckonaslide 14

    • @dragoonthegamer5289
      @dragoonthegamer5289 4 года назад +61

      @@stuckonaslide I mean, DIO would still have a shitload of lackeys to throw at them while they fumble around in Cario looking for his house + Enya would still be in said house and she’d get like an episode, too. So it’d probably be closer to sixteen to eighteen.

    • @spazzmaticus9086
      @spazzmaticus9086 4 года назад +85

      I mean that is the whole point of the tower tarot card, it represents a massive obstacle or setback on a journey.

  • @gyro6202
    @gyro6202 4 года назад +777

    Imagine he did this entire time and acted like he couldn't.

    • @RidaRyokoShaBeacoNofHope
      @RidaRyokoShaBeacoNofHope 4 года назад +147

      That's actually a theory making the rounds right now. Jotaro could always stop time, he just either did it subconsciously, or knew he could do it and used it very, very subtly, so that Dio would never find out he could do it.

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 года назад +64

      Considering the prison scene, he had the power but wasn't entirely aware of it.

    • @rabbitjack1990
      @rabbitjack1990 4 года назад +10

      Thats what I think that actually happened duing part 3.

    • @akoxya
      @akoxya 4 года назад +61

      star platinum knew, but jotaro did not

    • @Wishhuhhh
      @Wishhuhhh 4 года назад +29

      @@rabbitjack1990 it's happened when he fought a blind stand user
      But in prison Sence it's clearly star platinum's speed
      Star platinum is faster then LIGHT (source manga)(chapter 6)

  • @DiaboTatuado
    @DiaboTatuado 4 года назад +24507

    The plane would crash anyway, Joseph was on it

  • @0renan829
    @0renan829 3 года назад +364

    I love how that means that dio would be just going through his days and then time will randomly stop because of jotaro

    • @earthisadonut879
      @earthisadonut879 2 года назад +9

      Not rlly he wouldnt be able to move in them yet so it wouldntnhqppen

    • @baconjimmy557
      @baconjimmy557 2 года назад +43

      @@earthisadonut879 no he would, he gets the same 2 seconds that jotaro got when fighting DIO in stopped time

    • @earthisadonut879
      @earthisadonut879 2 года назад +5

      @@baconjimmy557 No not rlly since jotaro got the timestop because he was in danger dio wouldnt be he would just be chilling

    • @xrefed
      @xrefed 2 года назад +18

      @@baconjimmy557 doesn't Dio get the amount he can stop time with like if he can stop time for 5 seconds then he can move in frozen time for 5 seconds

    • @nathenielsasuman9587
      @nathenielsasuman9587 2 года назад

      @@earthisadonut879 wouldn't stopping time have a worldwide affect and dio who had 2 seconds of time going into jotaro stopping time and so did jotaro, jotaro didn't know he could move in Dios stopped time at first untill he tried moving
      So why would dio not be able to do the same and goddanm Im wasting my time I should dkdnwijsnejdjd fcudj fuckit

  • @pryt0n180
    @pryt0n180 4 года назад +3381

    Fun fact: Star Platinum knows how to stop time and Jotaro doesn't.

    • @tazionuvolari8142
      @tazionuvolari8142 4 года назад +142

      Like a dead loop what do Gold Experience Requiem

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 4 года назад +234

      That would make sense during Stardust Crusaders until the final fight. There has been times were Star Platinum (I know he has light speed) has used stop time for at least one second, which would make sense with parts like the Egypt Water stand fight. It is similar to part 4 when Jotaro barely dodges Josukes punch and dodges to safety

    • @bachi7951
      @bachi7951 4 года назад +109

      its actually true tho.. before ZA LEGENDARY RODO ROLLAH DA star platinum was so fast because he stopped time without jotaro even realizing

    • @akyioup4636
      @akyioup4636 4 года назад +13

      It's just like koichi and echoes

    • @LuckiSir
      @LuckiSir 3 года назад +64

      So kinda like Trish and Spice Girl, but Star Platinum’s too Jotaro to tell Jotaro about it

  • @_CertifiedHoodClassic
    @_CertifiedHoodClassic 4 года назад +2176

    This would work, but both the jojos and dio have one common flaw: they can’t help talking before attacking

    • @elijahpadilla5083
      @elijahpadilla5083 4 года назад +46

      Not true.
      Sometimes they talk *while* they're attacking lmao

    • @_CertifiedHoodClassic
      @_CertifiedHoodClassic 4 года назад +6

      @@elijahpadilla5083 So true

    • @zenixvampirchik652
      @zenixvampirchik652 4 года назад +19

      @Gabriel 2020 it's passive ability of the world and start platinum
      By talking about how cool/smart you are, or how dumb/mistaken enemy is, you can pause the timer of time stop

    • @yuzurubrijer4556
      @yuzurubrijer4556 4 года назад +2

      Also Dio: *Instantly kills Nimrod without a word*

    • @toppingsplease
      @toppingsplease 4 года назад +3

      I wish some anime can just have fights without talking just like any normal person
      Edit: unless someone is chanting a spell ofc

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 3 года назад +3691

    "I'm dehydrated and I'm a danger to society!"
    Jotaro is a true gamer

    • @6powersofM
      @6powersofM 3 года назад +80

      That's how he beat D'Arby at "Oh That's A Baseball"

    • @therealshrimpfr
      @therealshrimpfr 3 года назад +43

      "STAR PLATINUM: HATRED TOWARDS MINORITIES!"

    • @averageinternettroll
      @averageinternettroll 2 года назад +23

      @@therealshrimpfr STAR PLATINUM: MINORITY CRUSHER ATTACK

    • @phge7479
      @phge7479 Год назад +1

      Eddie hall reference?

  • @tgesquad584
    @tgesquad584 Год назад +41

    fun fact: this video title spoiled me that jotaro can also time stop, but it didn't stop me from getting surprised when he moved in stoped time when fighting dio

  • @sussi_gamr2538
    @sussi_gamr2538 3 года назад +2571

    JOTARO: I’m possessed by an evil spirit
    Star platinum just trying to make sure he is comforted: sad ora noises

    • @SubjectSigma18
      @SubjectSigma18 3 года назад +78

      Star Plat is evil cuz he only gets him doritos

    • @Astro_weeeeee
      @Astro_weeeeee 3 года назад +105

      No one questions how star platinum ever gets the stuff when he is a close range stand

    • @snekeater980
      @snekeater980 3 года назад +58

      @@Astro_weeeeee the food store is on his right beyond the wall

    • @haIIucin0
      @haIIucin0 3 года назад +9

      @Santiago Sosa White Snake could move 50 meters but Made in Heaven had a range of like 1-2 meters, at least from what I remember.

    • @keshte380
      @keshte380 3 года назад +40

      @Santiago Sosa No, Star Platinum range is wide but the fighting range is limited thats why

  • @LuvzToLol21
    @LuvzToLol21 3 года назад +3861

    For real though, one of my favorite parts about JJBA is how characters can do so much with so little. You've got crazy-ass Stands like a mf that turns into gas, or a literal shadow which makes you age in reverse, and Jotaro mops the floor with them using just his wits and a really buff guy who punches good.

    • @makaron369
      @makaron369 3 года назад +178

      punchy ghost

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 3 года назад +3

      lol

    • @Nyandola
      @Nyandola 3 года назад +75

      Who knew he could sweep the floor with enemy stands when he got a punchy ghost

    • @pengmaeda9908
      @pengmaeda9908 3 года назад +205

      Hell, for the shadow guy, Child Jotaro without a stand was enough to take him down.

    • @Nyandola
      @Nyandola 3 года назад +22

      @@pengmaeda9908 The younger Jotaro is the stronger he is B)

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon 4 года назад +3183

    But now... Polnareff is sad. And also, you know, all the stand users are terrorizing the planet and hiding.

    • @UwU_Slayer
      @UwU_Slayer 4 года назад +208

      So the plan is: CRASH THE PLANE PICK UP POLNAREFF GET ANOTHER PLAIN

    • @marcgarciacomas4491
      @marcgarciacomas4491 4 года назад +134

      Polnareff is now like okuyasu's father.

    • @epicgamingrevolution2935
      @epicgamingrevolution2935 4 года назад +60

      Dont the stand users all have flesh buds for the most part and its explained in part 4 they all mutated or some weird shit after dio got dusted but not really?

    • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
      @SchneeflockeMonsoon 4 года назад +105

      @@epicgamingrevolution2935
      Nah. Some just worked for DIO for fun. A few were paid. Some believed in him. Only Polnareff and Kakyoin were budded.

    • @abrahamo2895
      @abrahamo2895 4 года назад +48

      @@SchneeflockeMonsoon and okuyasu's father

  • @ImranKhan-mv9io
    @ImranKhan-mv9io 3 года назад +1143

    Dio can stop time: literally no one besides 1-2 people know that he can stop time.
    Jotaro can stop time: Every vilain, every stand user, really everyone knows he can stop time

    • @maciejtrojanowski8665
      @maciejtrojanowski8665 Год назад +383

      to be fair, Dio made some effort to hide his ability, like trolling Polnareff on stairs. None sane person would think, that he actually stops time, moves Polnareff down and goes back. Perfect troll and genius strategy from Dio

    • @egbertmilton4003
      @egbertmilton4003 Год назад +122

      @@maciejtrojanowski8665Well, it’s not like Jotaro announced his ability to everyone either.

    • @justinguyos5476
      @justinguyos5476 Год назад +128

      How would anyone know Jotaro could stop time? It is not exactly an ability you could figure out by seeing it. Jotaro does not sound like the chatty sort to announce it either.

    • @syna6622
      @syna6622 Год назад +85

      @@justinguyos5476I know it’s not canon, but in eyes of heaven the jojo game, jotaro literally says “star platinum the world, i stopped time”. It’s a funny scene cause of how DIO never said anything about his stand power

    • @DonovannnYahir
      @DonovannnYahir Год назад +11

      But no french man and no part 6 help no turtle😢

  • @jjjbj5965
    @jjjbj5965 3 года назад +5384

    Star platinum: *gives Jotaro food*
    Jotaro: *I must be possessed by an evil spirit*

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 3 года назад +277

      When you put it like that, it's kinda funny how Jotaro thought it was an *evil* spirit, unless he said "Yokai" in Japanese, in which case it makes sense

    • @Guuuun_
      @Guuuun_ 3 года назад +161

      Only evil cuz he doesn't get the existing dorrito-mountain dew combo so no M O I S E N

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 3 года назад +131

      @@James.D.B. He says "悪霊", which is "Akuryou", which is "Evil Spirit".

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 3 года назад +19

      @@vandagylon2885 Ah ok, thanks

    • @icecreamchief5417
      @icecreamchief5417 3 года назад +20

      @@vandagylon2885 Do we know if speedrunner Jotaro still beat those punks half to death with Star?

  • @zantheman1791
    @zantheman1791 3 года назад +14030

    Even if Jotaro killed tower of gray, I feel like Joseph would still find a way to crash the plane

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 3 года назад +1265

      With Joseph's luck? Jotaro killed Tower of Gray and Gray Fly went flying into the plane's controls, knocking out the pilots.

    • @thestoopidiot870
      @thestoopidiot870 3 года назад +887

      Plot twist: he manages to crash it on DIO'S mansion

    • @danielkang1560
      @danielkang1560 3 года назад +35

      @@neoqwerty it's a fucking joke dude

    • @johnchina5276
      @johnchina5276 3 года назад +325

      @@danielkang1560 he also made a fucking joke dude

    • @mohammadshazan490
      @mohammadshazan490 3 года назад +201

      @@danielkang1560 yup his luck in battle tendency is just amazing and in stardust he's just crashing planes Half the time

  • @ymanuelehernadez8558
    @ymanuelehernadez8558 4 года назад +2377

    "So it's the same type of stand as the The World."

    • @ShuraEssays
      @ShuraEssays 4 года назад +74

      That's cursed

    • @Galletita284
      @Galletita284 4 года назад +16

      👀

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 года назад +45

      Oh I'm approaching you without running away i will pummel you jotaro!
      I can't beat the shit out of you without you coming closer.

    • @tjrobertson9064
      @tjrobertson9064 3 года назад +4

      Not anymore ig. Seeing as it doesn't exist anymore lol.

    • @redsusoverparadise2700
      @redsusoverparadise2700 3 года назад

      @@ShuraEssays Try watching Stardust Crusaders OVA, it's there.

  • @StagFiesta
    @StagFiesta 3 года назад +77

    I love how Polnareff never shows up implying they either just skipped him or Jotaro immediately kicked his ass

    • @OR56
      @OR56 5 месяцев назад +12

      Plane never crashed, they never encountered him

  • @predtor8760
    @predtor8760 4 года назад +2106

    Alternate title: Stardust Crusaders but Polnareff gets to take a dump in peace

    • @Nathan-rg2no
      @Nathan-rg2no 4 года назад +29

      finally

    • @skrystelle
      @skrystelle 4 года назад +165

      I know this is a joke, but with dio defeated, that means the flesh bud never got out of polnareff which would mean that he would end up like Okuyasu’s father

    • @prosthetic_pizza746
      @prosthetic_pizza746 4 года назад +3

      Im your 300th like

    • @jokig2267
      @jokig2267 4 года назад +15

      @@skrystelle oh noo

    • @superfox7274
      @superfox7274 4 года назад +6

      @@skrystelle but hey atleast he can shit in peace

  • @_.kerushi._9329
    @_.kerushi._9329 4 года назад +7777

    Imagine if he couldn't stop time and he just shot himself in the first episode

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 года назад +973

      His mom would seek revenge from DIO cuz he made her son think he could survive a bullet and gain the fighting spirit and determination to wield her stand.
      PLOT TWIST: the vines in her stand represent the flow of fate and her stand ability is to control time and fate in any way with the flowers on the vines.
      TL:DR:
      DIO gets rekt even more and even sooner than before.

    • @No-yr9rs
      @No-yr9rs 4 года назад +300

      Best part is that other timelines and universes exist in jojo so it is canon (unless Im wrong)

    • @J0yceJ0star
      @J0yceJ0star 4 года назад +392

      @@No-yr9rs , you are right

    • @hermanmunster4607
      @hermanmunster4607 4 года назад +288

      As long as Diavolo dies, it's cannon

    • @jackcrocker5308
      @jackcrocker5308 4 года назад +16

      nah chief And a gold star

  • @dustinmarttidajoyaagulay1106
    @dustinmarttidajoyaagulay1106 3 года назад +2924

    Would make sense if Jotaro said "There's nothing in THE WORLD that you can do to get me out of this cell"
    then he would start asking why they are frozen

    • @rainier7400
      @rainier7400 2 года назад +222

      Absolute gold

    • @stormynight4856
      @stormynight4856 2 года назад +268

      @@rainier7400 *fighting gold*

    • @vardip4876
      @vardip4876 2 года назад +37

      this comment deserves more likes

    • @lahiruerangafile
      @lahiruerangafile 2 года назад +92

      Or he'd feel the pause because dio is stopping time with the world

    • @mapes2572
      @mapes2572 2 года назад +11

      @@rainier7400 i understood that reference

  • @jojo._.586
    @jojo._.586 Год назад +42

    I love how much trust DIO put into Tower of Grey that he would crash the plane

  • @justadolphin2645
    @justadolphin2645 3 года назад +6719

    I love how avdol is still alive.

    • @RandomGGs
      @RandomGGs 3 года назад +704

      ANd they didnt meet polnareff

    • @davethebss
      @davethebss 3 года назад +314

      @@RandomGGs which has probably met a sad fate according to comments

    • @VeryHappyPizza
      @VeryHappyPizza 3 года назад +127

      @@davethebss wait does this mean that giorno wasn’t born

    • @akuaku9252
      @akuaku9252 3 года назад +267

      @@VeryHappyPizza Dio could have done the deed before they arrived.

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 3 года назад +169

      @@akuaku9252
      Wasn't Giorno born before stardust crusaders

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N 3 года назад +4518

    Avdol and Kakyoin: *don't die*
    Iggy: *doesn't even get called up*

    • @undineablefestival9768
      @undineablefestival9768 3 года назад +572

      Polnareff: *blob noises*

    • @mishaweaponsguy484
      @mishaweaponsguy484 3 года назад +153

      @@undineablefestival9768 pucci:angry trying to get heaven noises

    • @capitalo1226
      @capitalo1226 3 года назад +84

      Polnareff: au revoir.

    • @archilarkania7203
      @archilarkania7203 3 года назад +83

      Everything would be the same. They will call Iggy to assist them in battle against the greater number of stand users. After the plane didn't crash Dio will guard his mansion with all the stand users. They will still encounter Polnareff before Dio. Only difference is that the battles against secondary characters will happen at the same time and it will be the true chaos.

    • @SlainByTheWire
      @SlainByTheWire 3 года назад +27

      Poor Iggy, he just wanted to get hot bitches.

  • @TK-ok9th
    @TK-ok9th 4 года назад +955

    0:39 *and at this moment, they realized they weren’t the main character*

  • @ill_hex8103
    @ill_hex8103 2 года назад +34

    Enya T-posing has me deceased.
    Also, literally best ending since we can go into Part 4 with all of the Crusaders alive.

    • @andrewaigalew
      @andrewaigalew 2 года назад +9

      Polnareff becomes a deformed amalgamation of a thing because of Dio's death pre-Flesh bud extraction.

    • @OR56
      @OR56 5 месяцев назад +2

      except Polnareff

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 4 месяца назад +3

      Except polnoref and iggy

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 3 месяца назад

      With Polnareff gooified there's no one to stop Diavolo from getting the Arrow and keeping King Crimson from going Requiem. ​@@andrewaigalew

    • @andrewaigalew
      @andrewaigalew 3 месяца назад

      @@concept5631 there's no reason Pol has to be the one to hunt down the arrow to Italy in the first place. Any of the now alive crusaders can make the trip

  • @gamesternator6134
    @gamesternator6134 4 года назад +4007

    Sadly this would also mean that Polnareff would never appear and so can't Iggy

  • @gotnukes5319
    @gotnukes5319 3 года назад +2734

    Welp, polnareff didn't avenge his sister and turned into a green blob just like okuyasu's dad did.

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 3 года назад +498

      Which means KINGU CRIMSON Ruled the World And Giorno Dies

    • @gotnukes5319
      @gotnukes5319 3 года назад +274

      and now a gay priest is fighting diavolo cause he killed his boyfriend(dio)

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 года назад +159

      If Dio died early then Giorno and his 3 brothers won't even exist. Trish dies and Fugo won't leave.

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 3 года назад +13

      @@xshadowx32hd66 Yed, that's what i'm saying.

    • @xshadowx32hd66
      @xshadowx32hd66 3 года назад +67

      @@vreikezen8268 Diavolo's bizarre adventure

  • @x0thermicharge884
    @x0thermicharge884 4 года назад +1334

    "would stopping time be a stand ability?"
    'W H A T'

    • @Kenji_25
      @Kenji_25 4 года назад +3

      A

    • @alchemykamishiro
      @alchemykamishiro 4 года назад +3

      H

    • @Rhinzi
      @Rhinzi 4 года назад +16

      _T A H_
      -replies here

    • @BruhBruh-zs1ud
      @BruhBruh-zs1ud 4 года назад +1

      *T A H*
      replies.
      These are the stupid replies

    • @Kenji_25
      @Kenji_25 4 года назад

      @@BruhBruh-zs1ud You don't need to reply, you know? 😅

  • @TheyhateSosa
    @TheyhateSosa 3 года назад +363

    Love how no one commented “But dio can move in frozen time for a second” he was hardly aware that he could stop time at this point

    • @ionix831
      @ionix831 2 года назад +58

      No . he actually said it when he was fighting jotaro in his mind that he found out his ability months ago like 6 months soo

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 2 года назад +19

      thats about 4 months, being generous 3, so he hadn't been able to train it properly yet, the longer it is the more he can train it for

    • @ionix831
      @ionix831 2 года назад +5

      @@theonetruefusion8533 dude . he did train and actually know how to stop time . BUT sometimes even if u can move in stop time and when someone else stops time u don't feel it . the only moment u can move inside someone's stopped time is if u actually WANT TO and if ur stands feels pursued by the ennemy . also he is dio bro he can stop time no excuse .

    • @theonetruefusion8533
      @theonetruefusion8533 2 года назад +1

      @@ionix831 what?

    • @ionix831
      @ionix831 2 года назад +1

      @@theonetruefusion8533 what?

  • @demonkiller8000
    @demonkiller8000 4 года назад +8057

    Sucks about Polnareff, though...

    • @Lava_Lazy
      @Lava_Lazy 4 года назад +482

      he still looking for who killed his sister

    • @A_itsar
      @A_itsar 4 года назад +617

      @@Lava_Lazy nah he be like okuyasu dad if he still has that thing in his head

    • @No-pl8qu
      @No-pl8qu 4 года назад +64

      @@A_itsar yea

    • @kasnov8956
      @kasnov8956 4 года назад +97

      that's in the anime but in the manga, I think he didn't have the flesh bud

    • @timli3883
      @timli3883 4 года назад +160

      but at least the speedwagon foundation guys be alive

  • @KarmaStar
    @KarmaStar 3 года назад +4591

    Unfortunately, Polnareff never got his flesh bud removed, so when DIO died, he turned into an amalgamation like the Nijimura father and part 5 was never completed :(

    • @GenX1692
      @GenX1692 3 года назад +681

      More like Part 5 ended with Diavolo becoming unstoppable.

    • @fireelighting8610
      @fireelighting8610 3 года назад +345

      @@GenX1692 technically yea, it's pretty much obvious that polnareff is going to be like that, and if it was, then not only he should feel bad for not avenging his sister, but he would have to suffer the same fate as the nijumara father too :(

    • @GenX1692
      @GenX1692 3 года назад +55

      @@fireelighting8610 damn, that's harsh tbh.

    • @fireelighting8610
      @fireelighting8610 3 года назад +153

      @@GenX1692 yea, I mean can you imagine? I hate to break it, and we do love our great crusader, but if he hadn't met jotaro, he would unfortunately not get the help to turn back, he would pretty much be stuck like that, this time, without an adventure, no stand users that could help and so on so, I mean nijumura father had some chances like josukes healing or even giorno, but non of that goes to polnareff, but let's be glad that non of this happened right?

    • @GenX1692
      @GenX1692 3 года назад +10

      @@fireelighting8610 definitely

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 4 года назад +6364

    1:27 I thought that was real

    • @frostyashs
      @frostyashs 4 года назад +150

      Ahhh The Horizon is a jojo fan i see

    • @Zinkaai
      @Zinkaai 4 года назад +69

      Verified comment but don’t has a lot of likes? Let me help u.

    • @chadcat
      @chadcat 4 года назад +20

      the horizon

    • @hongkongshitposter
      @hongkongshitposter 4 года назад +5

      lmao

    • @derkater5489
      @derkater5489 4 года назад +62

      Me too
      It scared the shit out of me, since I watched it during the night

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 Год назад +14

    What I’ve always wondered is why there was a bunch of beer, magazines, and a boom box within two meters of his cell for Star Platinum to grab

    • @genesismultiverse4896
      @genesismultiverse4896 4 месяца назад +1

      Or any comics cause you'd think he'll like to see both manga and comics and compare them or read Spiderman oh maybe VHS and tv

  • @tsaicin
    @tsaicin 4 года назад +836

    "Why is a stag beetle on the plane?"
    "Oh gross, ill get it"
    *Jobin is angry*

    • @twistedmelodysama9603
      @twistedmelodysama9603 4 года назад +5

      69 likes

    • @ingenuity23
      @ingenuity23 4 года назад +5

      Spoiler for jojolion
      *Jobin is dead*

    • @Royozo-nh5tq
      @Royozo-nh5tq 4 года назад +4

      @@ingenuity23 well joshus info isn't that reliable so

    • @tsaicin
      @tsaicin 4 года назад +4

      @@ingenuity23 well joshu said he was gonna do an equivalent exchange with him so he would be alive.

    • @blitz7488
      @blitz7488 4 года назад

      Hey guys is the ac working, i coulda sworn it isnt usually this hot.

  • @hisnameisjohn4602
    @hisnameisjohn4602 3 года назад +593

    Jotaro:speedruns part 3
    Araki: No, this isn’t how you are supposed to play the game!

    • @sansinator0889
      @sansinator0889 3 года назад +14

      Araki: Does his original dio idea.

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 3 года назад +4

      read the manga*

    • @petalsinthebreeze
      @petalsinthebreeze 3 года назад +1

      @@sansinator0889 ?? Explain

    • @myriousGE
      @myriousGE 2 года назад +1

      Jotaro: while then, you shouldn’t have coded in a back door for the player

    • @danielmaugh2027
      @danielmaugh2027 Год назад +1

      Nintendo: add a patch so the player can't complete part 3 early
      Araki: Done!

  • @John_Rodway
    @John_Rodway 4 года назад +1241

    The plane will crash cuz there was "4" crusaders there.

    • @aceybaby8647
      @aceybaby8647 4 года назад +39

      You just had to bring that one up didn't you 🤣

    • @dumworks3440
      @dumworks3440 3 года назад +30

      Damn that mista and his trick XD

    • @cringekid07
      @cringekid07 3 года назад +26

      Four crusaders AND Joseph on the plane?

    • @abdulhaleemdomado3132
      @abdulhaleemdomado3132 3 года назад +1

      Bad luck

    • @Leeec1
      @Leeec1 3 года назад +8

      @@cringekid07 3 Crusaders and Joseph In the plane, they didn't met polnareff and iggy

  • @Slipy61
    @Slipy61 2 года назад +10

    Oh my gosh, I didn't realize just how much of the journey happened because that plane crashed XD

  • @itexplodes3824
    @itexplodes3824 4 года назад +254

    The alternate timeline where Avdol stays single and also alive

    • @adamdimitri2562
      @adamdimitri2562 4 года назад +9

      He was always single, what happened was just magnets clashing due to Mariah's stand

    • @zTrickyy
      @zTrickyy 4 года назад +6

      @@adamdimitri2562 no he meant single by his arms when he fought vanilla ice

    • @BigCheddarr
      @BigCheddarr 4 года назад +1

      @@zTrickyy “fought”

  • @p1inkdragonyt176
    @p1inkdragonyt176 4 года назад +1764

    Alternative title: If Jotaro could type “Gay” on his gps

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 3 года назад +73

      i think you meant to say "BItch"

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 3 года назад +5

      @@vreikezen8268 must be fun having such a dry ass humor

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 3 года назад +5

      @@bitterjames I love ruining people's life

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 3 года назад +18

      @@vreikezen8268 ruin yours for a change

    • @vreikezen8268
      @vreikezen8268 3 года назад +3

      @@bitterjames Sure, I will.
      Edit : k i did it with research.

  • @gaburieru5087
    @gaburieru5087 4 года назад +3512

    Why did avdol did not burn the house its daylight

  • @Thephoenixofstories
    @Thephoenixofstories Год назад +6

    Polnareff turned into a vicious creature since he still had the Flesh bud in his head

  • @danielmendez9674
    @danielmendez9674 3 года назад +1106

    Jotaro: Wait if you told me I could stop time my friends wouldn't be dead
    Star Platnium: ora

    • @cheeselive1
      @cheeselive1 3 года назад +18

      Funfact : ora mean "no" in java
      I was bored and somehow discovered this on Google translate

    • @binangatanpubolon4911
      @binangatanpubolon4911 3 года назад +9

      @@cheeselive1 im pretty sure you are Javanese

    • @user-jh8ji3yv4y
      @user-jh8ji3yv4y 2 года назад

      @@cheeselive1 in japan too

    • @fathirmuhammadgibran5389
      @fathirmuhammadgibran5389 2 года назад +1

      @@cheeselive1 yes in java ora means no i in java

  • @aquilesalves9264
    @aquilesalves9264 4 года назад +666

    1:51 i love how they get confused when time resumes.

    • @Aldi__130
      @Aldi__130 3 года назад +10

      Yeah ik right

    • @BrandonBattleblade
      @BrandonBattleblade 3 года назад +15

      Is it weird that you too have almost the same profile picture? For a second I thought he replied to himself

    • @aquilesalves9264
      @aquilesalves9264 3 года назад +5

      @@BrandonBattleblade its not weird, its culture
      Become Bruhify.

    • @BrandonBattleblade
      @BrandonBattleblade 3 года назад +4

      @@aquilesalves9264 Yeah I do keep seeing some guy with a moustache and someguy without a moustache that almost have the same pics so I guess it's culture by now

    • @ninnikins4768
      @ninnikins4768 3 года назад

      expect joseph obviouisly

  • @arbitrationengine803
    @arbitrationengine803 3 года назад +5656

    On a small note, jotaro finding out he can stop time early also means he'd have time to become more proficient in it's use.

    • @gabriel_nadal
      @gabriel_nadal 3 года назад +321

      If that was so in part 4/6 he'd be able to stop time for more seconds, but instead, he only stops time for 2 miserable seconds...

    • @ryanvo6955
      @ryanvo6955 3 года назад +522

      @@gabriel_nadal isn’t that because he stopped using time stop for a while?

    • @mas7rreaper126
      @mas7rreaper126 3 года назад +390

      @@ryanvo6955 yes and also partly due to the fact that he’s a human unlike Dio who was a vampire

    • @gabriel_nadal
      @gabriel_nadal 3 года назад +246

      @@ryanvo6955 Well, that and his age, DIO can only improve his time stop because he's a vampire and has a lot of energy.
      Bruh, the other guy already said that...

    • @madladdie7069
      @madladdie7069 3 года назад +136

      @@gabriel_nadal His age isn't really that much of a factor in Part 4. He's only 28 then after all.

  • @Kati1958
    @Kati1958 3 года назад +8

    Incridible how jotaro guesses his stand ability first try

  • @NTS7Z
    @NTS7Z 3 года назад +771

    1:53
    Avdol & Kakyoin: bro wtf yo jotaro chill
    Joseph: *Thats my grandson lol*

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 3 года назад +14

      Joseph approves this

    • @stranger342
      @stranger342 3 года назад +24

      Jotaro: ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez ez trash noob roka the world rn go cry. U gonna cry? Aww what a cry baby

    • @omgwow9206
      @omgwow9206 3 года назад +8

      @@stranger342 YBA in a nutshell

    • @yourlocalLoreenjoyer
      @yourlocalLoreenjoyer 3 года назад +3

      @@omgwow9206 As a yba player I can confirm
      BTW I Main tusk act 4

    • @MC11723
      @MC11723 3 года назад +1

      @@omgwow9206 ikr

  • @Rexunion
    @Rexunion 3 года назад +4907

    Jotaro: If I can shoot a gun point blank at my face and star platinum is fast enough to catch it, I wouldnt be surprised if hes fast enough to manipulate the flow of time. So fast as to even *stop* it
    Star platinum: *nervously sweating*

    • @Sweet_Lord
      @Sweet_Lord 3 года назад +404

      Star Platinum: *nervous Ora*

    • @itstoasty7089
      @itstoasty7089 3 года назад +194

      Jotaro: Yare yare, my stand will make fights boring…

    • @haelstrom101
      @haelstrom101 3 года назад +69

      He also could've been waiting to catch it, but Jotaro didn't notice. But, if that's not the case, isn't it that Jotaro isn't affected by time stop? it's HIS stand after all

    • @时光-e7s
      @时光-e7s 3 года назад +60

      Star platinum: don’t put me on the spot, we can’t let the viewers till like 30 episodes later

    • @mindbent.
      @mindbent. 3 года назад +10

      doesnt star platinum move at the speed of light though? i remember reading that somewhere

  • @MilkyRicee
    @MilkyRicee 4 года назад +705

    Careful you might run out of budget

  • @danielmaugh2027
    @danielmaugh2027 Год назад +2

    Plot twist: the canon Jotaro Kujo would have told parallel Jotaro about stopping time

  • @eeenriquegabrielnegro8167
    @eeenriquegabrielnegro8167 4 года назад +262

    They would still have to make an emergency landing due to the old man dying mid flight

    • @irequestabuff8484
      @irequestabuff8484 4 года назад +2

      E E Enrique Gabriel Negro they’ll hide the body

    • @angeltrujillo2255
      @angeltrujillo2255 4 года назад +50

      They also still had to crash it because the pilots were already dead when the beetle confronted them

    • @diogenessilviocemartins9019
      @diogenessilviocemartins9019 4 года назад +8

      A flight from Japan to Egypt is pretty long, the plane would probably make a few stops regardless. Passengers would come and go, a few stand users blending among them. *Maybe* the crusaders would agree that it was too dangerous for the civilians, and would try to make their way by land. Jotaro would destroy all of the enemy stand users, except for the ones that would try to kill someone separated from him, or in a situation like Death 13, where Jotaro would still be at risk. Kinda like part 4 I guess

  • @MarkJanmelAboy
    @MarkJanmelAboy 3 года назад +707

    Assuming that they didn't take 50 days to defeat DIO there's a good chance that Josuke will not have his haircut because Josuke will not be bring to the hospital due to him only bring sick for a short period of time, if DIO is defeated.

    • @James.D.B.
      @James.D.B. 3 года назад +123

      It'd also mean Josuke probably wouldn't have been able to beat Rohan since he won due to being blinded by rage (Assuming Rohan could find another way to open Josuke's eyes that is)

    • @ceegee5897
      @ceegee5897 3 года назад +63

      @@James.D.B. If that was the case, Im pretty sure eventually Jotaro would catch on that Josuke and Co. were loosing their memories cuz of Rohan then beat his ass.
      Or maybe Rohan would still find out about Reimi eventually, get his resolve to find Kira, and then give Josuke and Co. they're memories back to help him because Kira is that much of a threat

    • @ydn2911
      @ydn2911 3 года назад +10

      Josuke’s backstory would’ve already happened before the Crusaders even entered the plane, so that is very unlikely.

    • @unorthodoxpickle7014
      @unorthodoxpickle7014 3 года назад +28

      @@ydn2911 not really, the flashback was in the midst of the near end of the 50 days

    • @ydn2911
      @ydn2911 3 года назад +4

      @@unorthodoxpickle7014 In retrospect, you’re right.

  • @ScarletEmber64
    @ScarletEmber64 4 года назад +4143

    Sucks for polnareff to not avenge his sister
    BUT HEY,
    Kakyoin's alive
    ok yall seem to be misunderdstanding what's gonna happen to certain characters
    -Iggy wasn't added to the team, so he most likely stayed in the cage avdol put him in
    -Polnareff would lose his head squid, but he won't turn into a green mush like the Okuyasu's dad, because Ok's dad sold his soul to DIO, while Pol just got a forehead squid
    -The entire DiU plot is able to stay the same
    -And most of Vento Aureo would also stay the same, but Pol would be replaced by Kakyoin or Avdol (most likely Kak)
    -Stone Ocean won't change either

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw 4 года назад +302

      advol too, iggy probs too

    • @ashii_ii
      @ashii_ii 4 года назад +115

      @NeonPipeline And I think pucci would get revenge and part 6 would still happen.

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw 4 года назад +27

      You both make good points.

    • @mcsneezelaloop4922
      @mcsneezelaloop4922 4 года назад +80

      God damit, out of all the deaths in jojo, Kakyoins hits different.

    • @Xavier-cv2vw
      @Xavier-cv2vw 4 года назад +45

      @@mcsneezelaloop4922 hmmm, depends, ceasar hits hard too

  • @sodaju1ce423
    @sodaju1ce423 3 года назад +93

    Technically this is accurate cause dio didn’t know he could stop time for awhile, that’s why he could only stop time for like 6 seconds at first, tbh Time Stop is one of the few stand abilities that can actually be trained/enhanced without a stand arrow, beetle arrow, or the path of heaven

    • @thegamerguy6634
      @thegamerguy6634 2 года назад +2

      5 seconds

    • @thanos80966
      @thanos80966 Год назад

      tf a beetle arrow?

    • @zaikox4042
      @zaikox4042 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@thanos80966 requiem arrow from part 5

    • @collenjets123
      @collenjets123 2 месяца назад

      i mean stands absolutely could be enhanced, but i doubt most of the people bothered trying to enhance them, and there was definitely no time to train in the heat of battle.

  • @shocck1
    @shocck1 3 года назад +419

    jotaro didn’t just know he had the ability, he was such a chad that he CHOSE the ability

    • @shocck1
      @shocck1 3 года назад +25

      @@135.samarthkala9
      imagine if jotaro fought diavolo, just the gem thing on his forehead becomes a tumour and the brim of his hat now tells the future

    • @mrfaywilds8852
      @mrfaywilds8852 3 года назад +1

      Since stands have been shown to grow and evolve, it's pretty likely.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 2 года назад +8

      @@mrfaywilds8852 Especially Star Platinum. At this point I've made a theory that basically can be summed up as "Star Platinum only has one ability, which is express mailing these hands to whatever abusive jack@$$ is nearest to his present location, and gaining whatever secondary abilities would be needed to accomplish that." That's why Star Finger, that's why he can vacuum Justice, and that's why his final ability was copying Za Warudo's homework. Only reason he didn't same type Pucci was he was too busy trying to protect his daughter, and it kept not entailing beating the shit out of someone, so Star never had a chance to develop a new ability to do so. In essence, Jotaro having a daughter who kept getting into dangerous situations accidentally nerfed SP's ability.

    • @lunarkomet
      @lunarkomet Год назад +1

      ​@@theendersmirk5851since his development potential wasn't fulfilled in part 6, I'm willing to believe you

  • @petrsvoboda3207
    @petrsvoboda3207 4 года назад +202

    "Would stopping time be a stand ability?"
    Joseph and Avdol: "U wot m8?"

  • @kakyoindonut3213
    @kakyoindonut3213 4 года назад +549

    pros: this is fast
    cont: polnareff will become okuyasu father, giorno and gang will go bye-bye, they never knew about stand arrow, there is almost zero experience, and the worst of all, it will become "Butterfly Effect"

    • @kanseidorifto2430
      @kanseidorifto2430 4 года назад +53

      Although another Stardust Crusader would probably fill the role of Polnareff, more than likely being Avdol due to the likelihood of Kakyoin joining the Speedwagon Foundation and going about with Jotaro, similar to Koichi.

    • @awesomeanbar9402
      @awesomeanbar9402 4 года назад +43

      Giorno and the gang wouldn't go completely "bye-bye", at some point someone would discover the requim ability before Giorno fights Diavolo, because it's fate and you can't change that, also they would've probably fought Polnareff on their way back to Japan so there's still a chance

    • @jarofbread1175
      @jarofbread1175 4 года назад +13

      Hey, at least kakyoin, iggy and avdol won't die (probably)

    • @notangevip537
      @notangevip537 4 года назад +5

      Dio had his kids before stardust crusaders if I remember correctly

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 4 года назад +2

      @@awesomeanbar9402 I know but, if butterfly effect occurred, giorno and the boys will have another way or maybe they defeat diavolo with something else like "The sacret black Telescope" that will grand you a powerful stand,

  • @kovakedward
    @kovakedward 2 года назад +1

    Dankbidoof thanks for the subtitles. It would be a real pity if i couldbt show this to my friends since they speak french and im the only one who speaks english fluently. They need to see this masterpiece.

  • @redfox4220
    @redfox4220 4 года назад +315

    Polnareff and iggy:cool didn’t want to be part of your dumb boy band anyway :’)

    • @metal3978
      @metal3978 4 года назад +16

      Yes because polnareff is hypnotized and also goo after DIO dies. And iggy hates people.

  • @ilikelobsters.2376
    @ilikelobsters.2376 3 года назад +127

    Jotaro :"WTF. I ONLY LITERALLY KNOW I CAN STOP TIME NOW?"
    Star Platinum: "lmao"

  • @itzliz3245
    @itzliz3245 4 года назад +76

    *"Oh wait! Would stopping time be a stand ability by any chance?"*
    *"What"*

  • @imsonny_1
    @imsonny_1 2 года назад +1

    the animations are smooth. the cleanest editing i have ever seen. well done!

  • @TheRealPillowMan
    @TheRealPillowMan 3 года назад +718

    He would probably have increased his TS duration, like 3 or 4 seconds.

    • @TheRealPillowMan
      @TheRealPillowMan 3 года назад +30

      @iinkxo no, only 2. And at the end, after the road roller 3.

    • @akakuzen
      @akakuzen 3 года назад +26

      @iinkxo part 4 jotaro can only stop time for 2 seconds

    • @TheRealPillowMan
      @TheRealPillowMan 3 года назад +27

      @iinkxo no, he reached 5 in part 6, but in part 3 he was only able to stop time for 3 or 4 seconds at max

    • @TheRealPillowMan
      @TheRealPillowMan 3 года назад +13

      @iinkxo hé was able to stop time for 4 seconds in part 3, he lost it to 2 in part 4, in part 5, on jojo wiki, he could apparently stop time for 4 seconds again, and in part 6, he was able to stop time for maximum 6 seconds.

    • @TheRealPillowMan
      @TheRealPillowMan 3 года назад +6

      @iinkxo you proved my point, Jotaro can’t stop time for 5 seconds in part 3, you got bamboozled!

  • @BigBoss-xc4qo
    @BigBoss-xc4qo 4 года назад +65

    "Wait how did you-"
    "NO TALKING, ONLY FIGHTING" *stops time*

  • @TheEditor._.
    @TheEditor._. 4 года назад +151

    Dio would be weaker than he was in the original part 3 because he wouldn’t have had enough time to get used to the body and heal completely so this ending isn’t so far fetched

    • @MyNegroAcademia
      @MyNegroAcademia 4 года назад +14

      I doubt an extra month and a half made that much of a difference, especially in comparison to the 94 years he spent in the ocean and the 4 - 5 years he spent exploring the world (no pun intended) somehow lol

    • @TheEditor._.
      @TheEditor._. 4 года назад +10

      @@MyNegroAcademia Dio was almost completely healed when Jotaro fought him, it wouldn’t be super easy for Jotaro but it would be easier than the original

    • @Noname-xj3yn
      @Noname-xj3yn 4 года назад +12

      @@MyNegroAcademia i mean, there's also Joseph's blood but okay

    • @ginjadingo2941
      @ginjadingo2941 4 года назад +4

      @@TheEditor._. well at the start of part 3 isn’t Dio only able to stop time for like 3 seconds? The scar on his neck still looks fresh too

    • @Octalion
      @Octalion 4 года назад

      @@MyNegroAcademia he got his stand at the same time as jotaro, he was gaining time to not get rekt

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 5 месяцев назад +1

    Kakyoin just there at the end like "I don't even know why I skipped school"

  • @lalien_goobert6136
    @lalien_goobert6136 4 года назад +44

    The sounds of jotaro breaking down the door and stomping up the stairs and then banging on dios door gives me a anxiety

  • @epicboi_lol500
    @epicboi_lol500 3 года назад +361

    Fun fact: jotaro is dead before part 4 because he is dehydrated

  • @guywhotriestogetalife5041
    @guywhotriestogetalife5041 4 года назад +101

    The Entire group in a Nutshell: Send Jotaro to fix it

    • @opillez
      @opillez 4 года назад

      ur pfp is my discord pfp lol

    • @pepeokatze
      @pepeokatze 4 года назад +1

      Basically smack it until it works

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 года назад

      Solve your problems like Yang. Punch it until it goes away.

  • @totallyhumanproductions1349
    @totallyhumanproductions1349 2 года назад +4

    In this universe, Polnareff met the same face as Okuyasu’s dad.

  • @johnny_joestar04
    @johnny_joestar04 4 года назад +63

    JJBA Stardust Crusaders:📗
    JJBA Stardust Crusaders if Jotaro know how to stop time:📄

  • @kaaru3746
    @kaaru3746 4 года назад +342

    0:41 someone make a 10 minutes of this

  • @xxxirritation5816
    @xxxirritation5816 4 года назад +259

    When you think about it Polnareff still had the flesh bud because Jotaro never met him
    So right now Polnareff would look like Okuyasus dad

    • @senatorcatotheelder7530
      @senatorcatotheelder7530 3 года назад +26

      Polnareff didn't sell his soul. The flesh bud would die.

    • @horrlbie6591
      @horrlbie6591 3 года назад +1

      HAHA SUS

    • @semdonk6593
      @semdonk6593 3 года назад +1

      @@horrlbie6591 the fuck is "sus" here?

    • @horrlbie6591
      @horrlbie6591 3 года назад

      @@semdonk6593 okoyaSUS HEH

    • @bitterjames
      @bitterjames 3 года назад

      @@horrlbie6591 oh god i had an odd feeling that i saw sus in the comment and you had to point it out

  • @sidplayzz64
    @sidplayzz64 2 года назад +5

    this is how part 3 could have been so short if the plane didn't crash

  • @Sqk.
    @Sqk. 3 года назад +122

    1:37 you can tell how quick they were. they don’t even have polnareff yet

    • @josecosta5152
      @josecosta5152 Год назад +1

      I think they should t have kakiorin to

    • @Gamer-qr8ee
      @Gamer-qr8ee 11 месяцев назад

      @@josecosta5152 They met Kakyoin before they went to Egypt

    • @josecosta5152
      @josecosta5152 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Gamer-qr8ee he could have killed him when he stopped time

    • @just.ethann1
      @just.ethann1 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@josecosta5152jotaro doesn't kill people bru, he just beats em terribly, except for DIO, he didn't care for that mf... oh and Kira, but a mf ambulance stole his kill

  • @epicduynguyen6136
    @epicduynguyen6136 3 года назад +49

    Jotaro: Hey gigi
    Joseph: yeah?
    Jotaro: *wanna see me speedrun?*

  • @pierrecourtois5167
    @pierrecourtois5167 3 года назад +91

    Imagine like the other stand user going back to Cairo in a panic and having a 5v30 at Dio's mansion

  • @triminity4583
    @triminity4583 3 года назад +1

    1:39 *"We put 'Bitch' in the GPS and it brought us here."*

  • @heyoyo10gaming4
    @heyoyo10gaming4 4 года назад +888

    Later, Italy -
    "So, how are we gonna defeat the Bossu?"
    "I dunno."
    "..."
    "..."
    ". *BVWRRRP* .."
    "OH MY GOD EVERYONE'S DEAD!"

    • @goofyahdemoman1134
      @goofyahdemoman1134 4 года назад +98

      More like Star Platinum Requiem because Jotaro would pull up instead of Polnareff and shank himself in stopped time.

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 4 года назад +29

      So it's the same type of stand as Gold Experience

    • @LilacStarvix
      @LilacStarvix 4 года назад +20

      Avdol with Magicians Red requiem

    • @fritzsimonecabrera8043
      @fritzsimonecabrera8043 4 года назад +16

      @@LilacStarvix more like kakyoins heirophant green requiem

    • @gabdancanadian
      @gabdancanadian 4 года назад +13

      @@LilacStarvix im pretty sure that stand name is called Australia

  • @howtomakeagood1721
    @howtomakeagood1721 4 года назад +35

    I love his speed running technique for diamond is unbreakable as never finding out dios stand was the world he shaves off all those seconds by just saying star platinum truly a speed running god

  • @jonathanjoestar3354
    @jonathanjoestar3354 3 года назад +404

    Actually, I only came to look at Jotaro holding doritos. 😔✊

  • @Harsha-gd7xk
    @Harsha-gd7xk 2 года назад +16

    Jotaro: wanna save the plane from crashing from killing the beetle
    Joseph: wanna find a way to crash the plane

  • @kindalucky
    @kindalucky 4 года назад +64

    The Pilots to the plane were killed before he revealed his stand so the plane still crashed.

    • @panoxiaoxiao3492
      @panoxiaoxiao3492 4 года назад +7

      Lol thank you, no matter how fast they win that wasn't the issue.

    • @eggcelentrat4005
      @eggcelentrat4005 4 года назад +7

      You forget they have expert flyer joseph joestar on the plane

    • @panoxiaoxiao3492
      @panoxiaoxiao3492 4 года назад +3

      @@eggcelentrat4005 lol 😆

    • @SonOfAridnes
      @SonOfAridnes 4 года назад

      @@panoxiaoxiao3492 the plane won't be in one piece, but it'll get you to your destination 😂

  • @BlurShadez
    @BlurShadez 4 года назад +36

    When you go back to the first level right after you beat the game

  • @dankbidoof
    @dankbidoof  4 года назад +7804

    Wait RUclips is doing the recommend thing what do I do uhhhhhhh subscribe
    Nailed it
    Edit: 「The people have spoken!」This specific type of video now has its own playlist, so future videos like it will happen!!