I love these old fractured fairytales, and I lived in the San Fernando Valley where they named a street after that man who narrates these. Fractured fairy tales were always my favorites as a kid.🥰
1:04 *Disney’s Beast: How do ya do miss!! I’m not really a beast but a prince the victim of* *Gaston: You’re no prince!!* *Beast: And you’re no Beauty either!!* 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh yeah, the BEST. This was the toon of the future iconoclast. Love that intro. It came on with Mr. Wizard, and Mr. Peabody, Rocky and Bullwinkle, and Boris and Natasha, oh and Rocky the Flying Squirrel. Fabulous, thank you!!!
These were some of fav cartoons as a Kid. I remember watching all these gems on the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show. I also liked Aesop and Son, or Aesop Fables. They were great too.
New Ending: The kiss worked, and once restored to being a prince, the first thing the former beast did was levy HUGE taxes on the rude jerk ladies that slammed doors in his face.
"This is it! I feel more handsome already." (Goes for a kiss, but get caked) I would like to say a few words about... (Toys on the top.) STOP THAT DANCING UP THERE!
@the neighborhood kid your mom forcesyoutoplaywith You should've simply started a comment thread on how the episode arguably illustrates your point. 👎👎👎
I got the unrestored version of this story on my Fractured Fairy Tales vhs from 1992 by Kids Klassics(which is a kids division of Goodtime Home Video). It include other 9 stories from the series.
It was only today that I realized this story is about currying pity sex. Sure, I first saw this parody as an adult, so the part about the misguidedness of seeking validation was obvious. 🤔Even so, it took til today to pick up on the part about pity sex...
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I remember that ending very well!Although I haven't seen it in over 50 years. Thanks for the memories!✌️
I love these old fractured fairytales, and I lived in the San Fernando Valley where they named a street after that man who narrates these. Fractured fairy tales were always my favorites as a kid.🥰
Back before Shrek, this show was the business to watch when sticking it to Disney. Just look at that opening sequence with the book.
What’s the book or any of it have to do with “ Sticking it to Disney”?
@@JeanmarieRod Some of the early Disney movies started with an opening book.
It is my favorite version of " beauty and the beast" ever, definitely :D
Ohmyheck! They're still funny! Thanks for resurrecting them!
I watched Fractured Fairy Tales when I was a child. Long gone classic!!😢
I did too…. But I am a Gen Z kid.
My favorite was “Leaping Beauty.” which was a parody of Sleeping Beauty.
That last one comes in and she says “ hheellooo “ in her breathy deep sexy voice 😂
Well, if that's the only way to get a kiss. Really enjoy these old, fractured tales again. Thanks. Joe S
Ed Horton u really make this perfect by narrating it.
What was funny is that he read it as if he was completely serious and unfazed by any of the differences in the fairytale.
1:04 *Disney’s Beast: How do ya do miss!! I’m not really a beast but a prince the victim of*
*Gaston: You’re no prince!!*
*Beast: And you’re no Beauty either!!*
😂😂😂😂😂
(SLAM)
Beast: Boy, just what I really needed!
I liked when that beast's eyes turned into hearts when he said "KISS ME!!!!"
The town of 'Daniels on the Rocks.'
Oh, the kids definitely didn't get that one!
Love narrators soothing 60s voice... from a gentle time in america..
One of My Favorite Episodes of F.F.T.
thanks you a million for posting these wonderfully funny cartoon!
Just exactly what the 'doctor' ordered. Love them!
Woman: CALL ME A BEAST, WILL YA!!!!!!!
5:18 *Listen bud!! You get kissed you’re way I’ll get kissed my way😂😂😂😂*
Love the narrator Ed Horton!
Oh yeah, the BEST. This was the toon of the future iconoclast. Love that intro. It came on with Mr. Wizard, and Mr. Peabody, Rocky and Bullwinkle, and Boris and Natasha, oh and Rocky the Flying Squirrel. Fabulous, thank you!!!
I am so happy they don't pull them down on us Karloffrules
These were some of fav cartoons as a Kid. I remember watching all these gems on the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show. I also liked Aesop and Son, or Aesop Fables. They were great too.
"another day, another ugly!"
everyone 's mirror in the morning after a club night... 😂
Technically speaking this is less Beauty and the Beast and more the Princess and the Frog.
Beast: Man, It's Not As Easy As It Sounds!
New Ending: The kiss worked, and once restored to being a prince, the first thing the former beast did was levy HUGE taxes on the rude jerk ladies that slammed doors in his face.
You've been hurt before,haven't you
Need to turn the sound up on this.
"This is it! I feel more handsome already."
(Goes for a kiss, but get caked)
I would like to say a few words about...
(Toys on the top.)
STOP THAT DANCING UP THERE!
They’re not even dancing. They’re just waving their hands.
I was 7 when I saw this on nick on Rocky and bullwinkle in 89 and this was a funny take on the story
I keenly remember this one ❤
Oh! I did not see THAT coming!😅
The Beast As Santa Claus
LOL
_"Call ME a beast, will ya?!?"_
At Least He's Got His True Love
@the neighborhood kid your mom forcesyoutoplaywith You should've simply started a comment thread on how the episode arguably illustrates your point.
👎👎👎
@theneighborhoodkid545 I don't Care!
Town: Daniels on the rocks!
Classic
I got the unrestored version of this story on my Fractured Fairy Tales vhs from 1992 by Kids Klassics(which is a kids division of Goodtime Home Video). It include other 9 stories from the series.
Found a few lonely on the usenet back in 2012 and surprising never got a notice to remove
4:30 "I'm just a no good beast, Nick."
So he was just some big hairy creep running around in the woods, expecting a pretty princess to kiss him willingly?!
3:09. Stop that dancing up there!!!!
Yeah we were all taken in by that one. 😂
I must be getting something from these cartoons. But after decades I haven't figured what it is yet.
Poor Beast
Daniels on the Rocks lol 😂
Meaning?
Maybe it’s time for me to use that line. 😝
0:49- 0:55 "Kissed... by a... Man!"
Anita Was Played By Rita Moreno
Oh, so THAT'S the gimmick bubbie!😮🤓😎✌🏻
Great post thanks !!!!
Pretty 👌 nice cartoon 🐓
Wow! He had me fooled.
Something whimsical about the intro
1:11. Ouch
Searching for season and episode and year of this one has driven me to ..... to ...... TO ........
Poor Beauties
The town was called Daniels on the Rocks!
The Beauty Looks Like Anita
From The West Side Story!!!!
1:09 savage
Edit: Thank You For That One Like
Another day, another ugly...
Long Live Rita Moreno!!!!!
The Beast Was Really A Prince........
OR WAS HE??
The beast looks like a funny fuzzy blue monster not as scary as in the other stories
1:27. The victim of...WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!
Listen to me! This is a true story! I’m… (SPLASH) a handsome prince?
What Was The Beauty's Name?
I didn't think the ending was so funny.
K
It was only today that I realized this story is about currying pity sex. Sure, I first saw this parody as an adult, so the part about the misguidedness of seeking validation was obvious. 🤔Even so, it took til today to pick up on the part about pity sex...
The beast didn't hit the woman's face with a rose.
In the village Daniels-On-The-Rocks🥃
Kiss of love best
Where's Romeo When You Need Him?
I was married with Beauty and the beast, worst decision I made.
daniel's on the rocks, all fudged up because of witchcraft
I usually love Fractured Fairy Tails but this one seemed off. Like they were trying too hard and still missed the mark.
Kiss A Beast For Cash
LOL
Reality, are we listening?
John short Thank you for this! Fractured Fairy Tales along with Rocky and Bullwinkle will always be my favorite cartoons!💖
Lmao what a sleeze
@cheemaavtar348 RIP Edward Everett Horton
@yardman9 Yep
Ok. Im sorry
Beastnik
LOL
I guess I do not fully understand the ending. So did he turn back into a prince 🤴, after he gets bonked in the head?
sugarcane*12 No, he pretended to be a prince in disguise in order to get kissed.
I guess that's why these were called Fractured Fairy Tales...more on the Saitire side of life, of fairy tails. 🧚♀️
The lisp also adds to his lack of charm!
@KWCline91 LOL
phfz
I like Disney’s version much better than this garbage
What kind of crap was that?
It's the internet, search for how to use google and look up what special crap it is.
Booo! :(
Who made this garbage😒
+Stella Sambane Nobody calls stuff made by Jay Ward garbage.
+trainguy111 You tell her!
People much smarter than you lol.
1:22 *Hello you gorgeous thing I’m not really a beast but a prince the victim of WITCHCRAFT ROFL 🤣😂😂😂😂🩵❤️💙💜*