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  • Опубликовано: 10 мар 2017
  • Ready for more of Tim Burton's monkey business? The Nostalgia Critic reviews 2001's Planet of the Apes.
    Originally aired on July 7th, 2015.
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    Planet of the Apes was released on July 27th, 2001 and was directed by Tim Burton. It stars Mark Wahlberg, Tim Roth, Helena Bonham Carter, Michael Clarke Duncan and Paul Giamatti.
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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  7 лет назад +3295

    One of our favorite reviews, WELCOME BACK!

    • @tialenmitchell2451
      @tialenmitchell2451 7 лет назад +6

      Channel Awesome about time doug

    • @BenDover-yq5mz
      @BenDover-yq5mz 7 лет назад

      Channel Awesome Doug it finally came

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 7 лет назад +3

      Did it get flagged or somefin? I'll watch it again just to give it a view

    • @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426
      @crazyepicfortnitegamer8426 7 лет назад +1

      Channel Awesome I can't locate lamb sauce Gordon Ramsey is yelling at me help me

    • @jacobbaum5731
      @jacobbaum5731 7 лет назад

      Why did the old intro come back?

  • @radioactivegum2298
    @radioactivegum2298 7 лет назад +3153

    Damn. Honest Trailers didn't hold anything back.

    • @niallreid7664
      @niallreid7664 7 лет назад +200

      It was a prime roast.

    • @1rockcrawford
      @1rockcrawford 7 лет назад +124

      and they were right about all of it.

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 7 лет назад +24

      They never do

    • @norathorm
      @norathorm 7 лет назад +33

      They didn't hold shit back. Oh at all

    • @Critiqu3
      @Critiqu3 7 лет назад +32

      Rachel Hollars They definitely could have referenced how channel awesome fucks over reviewers like phelous and lupa...

  • @jpitt4240
    @jpitt4240 7 лет назад +1397

    So what sort of slavery did Aperaham Lincoln abolish

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 7 лет назад +208

      Panda slavery

    • @CandyApples4ever
      @CandyApples4ever 7 лет назад +23

      John Pittman I think he is just a figurehead of ending white and black slavery in USA.

    • @ladougq8395
      @ladougq8395 7 лет назад +65

      OK, I laughed at "Aperaham Lincoln" Bravo to you

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 7 лет назад +46

      He ended human slavery.

    • @1mortalkombatlover
      @1mortalkombatlover 7 лет назад +17

      Zabumafoo would be my favorite president.

  • @hunterwilder9665
    @hunterwilder9665 3 года назад +819

    Fun fact: Tim Roth turned down the role of Severus Snape in “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” to play Thade in this movie

    • @SgtScorpious
      @SgtScorpious 3 года назад +75

      In hindsight, smart move

    • @MINDLESSEGOS
      @MINDLESSEGOS 3 года назад +35

      @@SgtScorpious honestly, it wasn’t meant to me , but to be fair I don’t think he did his ape role too bad , just highly exaggerated

    • @JONAH_918
      @JONAH_918 3 года назад +50

      @@MINDLESSEGOS I still prefer Rickman

    • @abramsullivan7764
      @abramsullivan7764 3 года назад +3

      Wait what

    • @generalyellor2187
      @generalyellor2187 3 года назад +27

      Another Fun Fact: Gary Oldman was originally in talks to play Thade, but wasn't happy about the pay and dropped out of negotiations.

  • @cadewatson3009
    @cadewatson3009 6 лет назад +776

    "I'll tell the senate myself!"
    *"I AM THE SENATE!!!"*

    • @elishawilson1429
      @elishawilson1429 6 лет назад +27

      Cade Watson Not yet

    • @user-bp3lx9dr9o
      @user-bp3lx9dr9o 6 лет назад +30

      It's treason then

    • @acrux1918
      @acrux1918 6 лет назад +10

      גיא קרוננפלד *autistic screaming*

    • @mysite1012
      @mysite1012 5 лет назад +24

      *Immediately kills 3 Jedi masters who barely defend themselves even though they are supposed to be Jedi Masters*

    • @Xander_P.G.K
      @Xander_P.G.K 4 года назад +3

      YOU have lost.

  • @naladiradametha2414
    @naladiradametha2414 7 лет назад +1655

    Tamara's introduction in Honest Trailer should've been, "A movie reviewer girl who never seen any movie".

    • @taracat1235
      @taracat1235 7 лет назад +13

      Nala Diradametha true

    • @blorfenburger
      @blorfenburger 7 лет назад +14

      yeah, I hate her because she didn't...
      watch movies

    • @weeseet
      @weeseet 7 лет назад +99

      She's not really a movie reviewer, she's an actress

    • @MelMelodyWerner
      @MelMelodyWerner 7 лет назад +40

      This was probably before Tamara's Never Seen. Too lazy to check the original date and first episode of TNS tho.

    • @pandasbass7267
      @pandasbass7267 7 лет назад +7

      Zack West * an actress on youtube*#notarealactress

  • @TraceVandal
    @TraceVandal 7 лет назад +615

    I remember watching this in the theater and yelling "APE Lincoln!" at the end and the whole theater laughed, that's right, THAT was a funny joke back then.

    • @kamronisaiahjohnson2718
      @kamronisaiahjohnson2718 5 лет назад +11

      Oh my god.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 5 лет назад +44

      I'd probably be dying in my seat if someone yelled that shit out if I were watching something this stupid in the theatres

    • @AAM11237
      @AAM11237 5 лет назад +5

      April Ham LinkedIn

    • @peterbarnes66
      @peterbarnes66 5 лет назад +5

      I did the same thing :P

    • @seangannon6081
      @seangannon6081 3 года назад +6

      No you didn’t, and no they didn’t.

  • @joshuariddensdale2126
    @joshuariddensdale2126 4 года назад +238

    The ending tried to copy the first twist ending of the original novel, where Ulysse and Nova, along with their infant son, arrive back on Earth only to find that the apes have taken over (in the original novel, the astronauts really do go to a planet ruled by apes, instead of into Earth's future as was the case in the movies).

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 года назад +31

      definitely, Tim Burton does his homework when remaking things, he did the same with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where he kept it more to the book, rather than the original movie.

    • @TheNitroG1
      @TheNitroG1 3 года назад +18

      ah but the trouble with that is the movie clearly demonstrates that time travel happens at the beginning and the end. The ship he leaves from is the same ship that has been crashed on the planet for 1000's of years already by the time he arrives. the apes and humans that are on the planet already are descendants from the crew and monkeys that were on the ship he departed from.
      Clearly in order for the ending to happen at all the apes must have mastered space travel long after he left and went through the wormhole arriving further back in the past than mark walhberg did easily conquering the planet with weapons that wouldn't be invented for 100 years and remaking everything in their own image. they would have had to arrive after the washington monument and lincoln memorial were built but that just means it's after 1920.
      what a lot of people overlook is he does arrive in earths past and not the time that he left from originally. As an example lets say that he left in the year 2200 earth time, he arrived on the planet of the apes in the 1800's earth time. he left the planet of the apes in the 1800's and arrived back on earth in the early 2000's, but that's still 200 years before he was even born. the apes became a space fairing race in the 1900's and left their planet, but as demonstrated in the movie the later something enters the storm the further back in time it goes so they arrived decades before mark. the same way he had arrived before the monkey that entered the storm before him.

    • @joshuariddensdale2126
      @joshuariddensdale2126 3 года назад +9

      @@TheNitroG1 Both the original novel and the opening of the Charlton Heston movie do explore this phenomenon. Time passes at different rates on Earth than it does in space. For example, ship's time would be three months, but 300 years would pass on Earth. The Destiny trilogy of Star Trek novels also goes into this. Traveling at near light-speed would take 100 Earth years, but only six months would pass on the ship. Time travel is a complicated thing.

    • @joshuaallgood7030
      @joshuaallgood7030 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, but they used time dilation and the fact that they were traveling at the speed of light to explain it. No wormholes necessary.

    • @markusforsberg6741
      @markusforsberg6741 3 года назад +2

      @@UltimateGamerCC but its still a horribel awful movie and Johnny deep acting is💩😑🙄

  • @Super165i
    @Super165i 6 лет назад +33

    Random fact: Tim Roth and Charlton Heston disagreed on a number of issue, since Heston was the head of the NRA. Roth said he wouldn’t have been in the film if he knew he would be sharing a scene with him, but decided to be professionally in the workplace

  • @LizaLeech
    @LizaLeech 7 лет назад +105

    "Tim Burton, that groundbreaking visionary of original content!"
    "you're gonna wanna sit down"
    still kills me years later

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 7 лет назад +1192

    I've never understood why movies studios keep remaking movie that were already great. Why don't they remake movies that weren't very good but had a lot of potential.

    • @chinococoa6743
      @chinococoa6743 7 лет назад +103

      One word: moolah! $$$$

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 лет назад +30

      You're right, In was think like an artist or a creative person in general. Today I was talking with my mother over the phone and said how cool it would be to make a movie about Vladimir Komarov. Hollywood is dead.

    • @MephProduction
      @MephProduction 7 лет назад +29

      But that IT film was just a tv series, it's never been on the big screen before. Plus it looks fucking awesome.

    • @Takkiebos
      @Takkiebos 7 лет назад +38

      Recognizable titles sell tickets, anger generates media attention and nostalgia creates defenders. It's quite a solid scheme since most people aren't all that scrutinous about quality.
      It's a shame really, since they're pumping tons of cash into productions anyway, they might as well make good movies, but alas the focus groups are king in high-budget productions.

    • @nicholaslemon6762
      @nicholaslemon6762 7 лет назад +18

      From what I understand, studios are cautious to risk anything that's uncertain. So it makes more financial success to go with something that was a hit than something that might not work. Just my two cents.

  • @2legit2quit70
    @2legit2quit70 7 лет назад +445

    I laughed way too hard at
    "wow you look so sexy Lisa"

  • @zaxbitterzen2178
    @zaxbitterzen2178 5 лет назад +77

    This movie is absolutely hilarious. Nothing makes sense, everything is overacted, Tim Roth and Michael Clarke Duncan (RIP) are angry militaristic apes with no story arc. It's a treasure and a joy

  • @NYOlly15
    @NYOlly15 7 лет назад +204

    Fun Fact: In the original screenplay, he was suppose to land at Yankee Stadium where the monkeys were playing baseball.

  • @AlexandriaZubia
    @AlexandriaZubia 7 лет назад +1055

    Tbh, thought i was watching Honest Trailers. lol

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 6 лет назад +114

    The effects and makeup are good because it’s at the golden age of film making before CGI was good enough to fully rely on.

    • @reginaphalange9417
      @reginaphalange9417 3 года назад +18

      andnow we have way too much CGI which limits realism and immersion

  • @b4thewar540
    @b4thewar540 7 лет назад +177

    I demand more General Thade skits, that was hilarious

  • @giovanniorellana2200
    @giovanniorellana2200 7 лет назад +1336

    I love that Honest Trailer, it really does sum up Nostalgia Critic so perfectly!

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 7 лет назад +3

      shadowlinkbds I would like to see that

    • @redcoat4348
      @redcoat4348 7 лет назад +2

      Can someone explain the refrences? Total n0ob.

    • @1deviousmama333
      @1deviousmama333 7 лет назад

      *420 likes!

    • @lordjaraxxus8568
      @lordjaraxxus8568 7 лет назад +8

      Giovanni Orellana yea except for the white privilege part

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 7 лет назад +5

      Except r the Beeewwbs joke that should be Tamera as she has bigger ones

  • @HappyCynic
    @HappyCynic 7 лет назад +301

    Made even worse by Mark "They only hire me when they can't get Matt Damon" Wahlberg.

    • @MagnusSkiptonLLC
      @MagnusSkiptonLLC 7 лет назад +44

      Whaaaat? Nooooo!

    • @badnano93
      @badnano93 7 лет назад +21

      Imagine how awkward it was filming The Departed when both showed up.
      UH UM Wahlberg, you just be an angry cop again where you can't hurt anyone.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 7 лет назад +6

      Brandon Alarcon-Deien Matt Damons last line from the departed:...........ok.

    • @Tentegen
      @Tentegen 7 лет назад

      Oh OW LOL!!!

    • @-snek.
      @-snek. 7 лет назад +1

      Matt Damon. Matt Damon Matt Damon.
      Matt Damon?
      Matt Damon.

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 5 лет назад +63

    “Bowser”: MONKEY!!!

  • @whitherwhence
    @whitherwhence 6 лет назад +96

    You Honest Trailer was more ferocious than anything I've ever seen in another Honest Trailer

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 7 лет назад +288

    well that was one hell of an intro

  • @Poseidon650
    @Poseidon650 7 лет назад +482

    I honestly admire you Doug. Found you in 2014 while looking for 'nostalgic reviews' of old childhood movies and cartoon shows. First one I found was your Good Burger review and I was hooked. And as you've continued to grow you've maintained your previous qualities while adding new ones, rather than scrapping the low-budget action and trying to do something fancier to appeal to a new audience. I love you man, keep up the awesome work and I hope to spot you at a comiccon some day!

    • @ChannelAwesome
      @ChannelAwesome  7 лет назад +58

      +Poseidon
      Thanks for the kind words and support!

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection 7 лет назад +6

      +ᎦᏟᎤᎧ ᎢᎣᎾᏀ You saw a magic Trump where he wasn't mentioned? SHOW ME MAGIC TRUMP

    • @penguinsareForever
      @penguinsareForever 7 лет назад +4

      They only get old when Trump's finally forced to resign. Till then Dick with symbols for a name accept they will exist and accept Trump is a garbage tier human being.

    • @jojones4685
      @jojones4685 7 лет назад +1

      ᎦᏟᎤᎧ ᎢᎣᎾᏀ first like on you're comment

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 лет назад +2

      "Scrapping the low-budget action and trying to do something fancier to appeal to a new audience" is exactly the thing he tried to defend in his Christmas with the Kranks review, complete with more strawmen than a feminist wheat farm

  • @christopherspielbergproduc7128
    @christopherspielbergproduc7128 6 лет назад +80

    21:05 I have to admit, at first I thought the ape said, "Set the course to Mars!", which made me die laughing. But he actually said, "Sound the call to march!". Plus, I laughed hard when the NC elongates his mouth.

  • @rosev9448
    @rosev9448 5 лет назад +46

    So who else wants to make a joke about the irony of a copyright strike joke being in a reuploaded video?
    ...
    No? Just me?

  • @el.blanco8961
    @el.blanco8961 7 лет назад +198

    For a second I thought I click the wrong video 😂

    • @HarmonyBunny
      @HarmonyBunny 6 лет назад

      Aaron Urias Don't worry; at least you got an Honest Trailer of the man himself.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад

      Odd

    • @Galvatronover
      @Galvatronover 3 года назад

      Same

  • @moviemaniac9034
    @moviemaniac9034 5 лет назад +12

    Interesting connection: Alan Rickman was originally offered to voice Lord Farquaad in "Shrek", but he declined so he could play Snape in "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone"; and speaking of Snape, Tim Roth was offered to play him, but he declined so he could play Thade in this!

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 5 лет назад +5

      No I'm imagining Alan Rickman singing gingerbread man and muffin man XD

  • @TheOriginalJphyper
    @TheOriginalJphyper Год назад +57

    18:05 I don't think I've ever seen a joke age this amazingly well before. It's perfect.

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood Год назад +7

      What about 29:23-29:32 where he warns us about monkey pox?

  • @TheGmeplyr
    @TheGmeplyr 7 лет назад +220

    Thade/Terl? Hell I'd vote for em.

    • @adalaza
      @adalaza 7 лет назад +21

      It wouldn't be that different from what we have now.

    • @magnuskno
      @magnuskno 7 лет назад +4

      You're a HumanBro if you don't vote for Thade/Therl. Do you want to be a HumanBro? Speciesist!

    • @KingKirbyUltra
      @KingKirbyUltra 7 лет назад

      Just remember, KNEEL is on your vote :^)

    • @Matt-zu2lu
      @Matt-zu2lu 6 лет назад

      Magma Admin Gardevoir You may vote for him but I'm voting for he who shall not be named

    • @DiceNat21
      @DiceNat21 6 лет назад +1

      you mean Voldemort

  • @dandydoodle4456
    @dandydoodle4456 7 лет назад +433

    Furious George

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 7 лет назад +254

    Thank GOD for the new Planet of the Apes Reboot Trilogy!!!

    • @Zip-id7pm
      @Zip-id7pm 6 лет назад +6

      killer92173 Yeah

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 6 лет назад +7

      You know they did a jumanji reboot right?

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 6 лет назад +8

      killer92173 HELLZ YEAH!!

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 6 лет назад +8

      AshesSakura I guess he's right hollywood is running out of ideas. till all of the 90's movies are rebooting every year.

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 6 лет назад +10

      Ariel Mc fangirl Mendez
      The new planet of the apes trilogy was a prequel/ origin story of how the apes took over and the names used are clearly trying to say that this was for the 1968 version (there's a lot more parallels such as the Simian Flu causing humans to lose the ability to speak with the Tim Burton film doesn't have) and the trilogy was done very well.
      Hollywood is out of ideas and reboots are becoming common place (especially with Disney now, with just aggravates me to no end) but I'm under the impression you thought the new trilogy was a reboot of the Tim Burton version?

  • @kendrikkahler7944
    @kendrikkahler7944 Год назад +33

    I think we can all agree that Thade is one Tim Roth’s most legendary roles ever!😆

  • @Stormeris
    @Stormeris 7 лет назад +477

    1982s The Thing is TECHNICALLY a remake and is a super awesome movie.

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 7 лет назад +26

      Stormeris It is totally a remake.
      AND it were awesome!

    • @PieEater163
      @PieEater163 7 лет назад +11

      It's my favourite film of all time!

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 7 лет назад +8

      Tlotoxl The Aztec Strong contender for greatest horror movie ever.

    • @mattway18
      @mattway18 7 лет назад +13

      Scarface is a remake also.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 лет назад +1

      Star Wars : Rogue One is a movie adaptation of the game Star Wars : dark Forces.

  • @michaelfarrell4824
    @michaelfarrell4824 7 лет назад +319

    Doug is honestly one of the best writers I've ever came across, some of his material is nothing short of genius at times

    • @burakoshimazaki
      @burakoshimazaki 4 года назад +15

      Don't forget the brother Rob

    • @uzumchiz1738
      @uzumchiz1738 4 года назад +8

      Really?

    • @BobHatesYoutube
      @BobHatesYoutube 4 года назад +1

      "I only like comedy about football players names..."
      "Hah hah!"

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 4 года назад +6

      I think his content is solid 3/5 Alltho i can binge this shit for hours as its so easy to watch with all of its cliches.

    • @CaptainCat101
      @CaptainCat101 Год назад

      I know. it's almost like the failure of Demo Reel was intentional

  • @user-ur2jr9bk5e
    @user-ur2jr9bk5e 6 лет назад +34

    I love how they actualy allowed *honest trailers” to take the piss out of them

  • @LucyLioness100
    @LucyLioness100 4 года назад +24

    The only positives this movie remotely got was Tim Roth as the villain & Rick Baker getting an Oscar for the makeup

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 2 года назад +2

      Uh, Rick Baker didn't even get nominated.

  • @pizzagamecube2564
    @pizzagamecube2564 7 лет назад +160

    I want there to be a movie called Planet of the Gorillaz.

    • @94unclechuck
      @94unclechuck 7 лет назад +13

      Prick Grimes Operation: celebrity takedown is basically planet of the gorillaz

    • @aaronthebox
      @aaronthebox 7 лет назад +16

      Starring Clint Eastwood

    • @kyleraccoon6195
      @kyleraccoon6195 7 лет назад +5

      I demand a Planet of the Lemurs

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 7 лет назад +2

      In loving memory of Harabe.

    • @Preeve
      @Preeve 7 лет назад +3

      Dutch_Atlantic_13 Stop

  • @adel4476
    @adel4476 7 лет назад +75

    In the time before time, six canisters washed ashore on a golden beach, and new and powerful legends where born...

    • @toagradius8856
      @toagradius8856 7 лет назад +1

      First thing I thought...

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 7 лет назад +4

      Sodharaan, Toa of Normal you sir brought a legitimate smile to my face. Kudos to you.

    • @adel4476
      @adel4476 7 лет назад

      np

    • @baronofbahlingen9662
      @baronofbahlingen9662 7 лет назад +5

      Sodharaan, Toa of Normal Ahhh, right in the nostalgia.

    • @FireWarrior2013
      @FireWarrior2013 7 лет назад +5

      Sodharaan, Toa of Normal Bionicle (OG) reference! That series was literally my entire childhood (as in, as far back as I remember series one bioncles were there!)

  • @paveltalatay2629
    @paveltalatay2629 7 лет назад +67

    "That Guy Who's Probably Funnier Than Everybody" - YASSSSS!! ALL HAIL JIM! =))

  • @caram740
    @caram740 4 года назад +19

    "i only like comedy about football players' names" is an underrated line

  • @chronicle1767
    @chronicle1767 7 лет назад +687

    Now this guy is the best part of youtube instead of stuff like leafy this guy puts good effort in his videos and has really good content

    • @BenJPics9925
      @BenJPics9925 7 лет назад +10

      Joshua Abernethy Doug is the best Internet critic.

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 7 лет назад

      Joshua Abernethy good luck so when kids tell you to commit suicide you don't

    • @WeegeeSlayer123
      @WeegeeSlayer123 7 лет назад +10

      Garrick Groover And a stupid little twat.

    • @dgarvanski
      @dgarvanski 7 лет назад +8

      You went full comment cliché there! Seriously, though... Why are so many people watching porn instead of Schindler's List?!

    • @trillination
      @trillination 7 лет назад

      Joshua Abernethy. i think birdman is funny as shit

  • @TenguBE
    @TenguBE 7 лет назад +13

    19:39 Can you imagine driving home from work and you see this?

    • @poihpioakarp8845
      @poihpioakarp8845 7 лет назад +6

      TenguBE l'm sure Doug's neighbors are used to crazy shit like this. l mean he's the guy who ran around in a Ghostbuster costume shouting "CASPEEEEEEER!!!!"

  • @MobCrusher
    @MobCrusher 5 лет назад +43

    3:35 Good reference to the Cat in the Hat getting hit in the balls.

  • @lotsofsalt8909
    @lotsofsalt8909 2 года назад +13

    Honestly Doug’s costume of Thade scared me more than actual Thade, that.. smile...

  • @rav3style
    @rav3style 7 лет назад +548

    To be fair, most humans don't seem to need a motivation to hate humans based on the color of their skin or the place they come from

    • @bonarchy297
      @bonarchy297 7 лет назад +87

      rav3style it's usually just to make themselves seem "superior" thereby making them feel good about themselves

    • @Logan912
      @Logan912 7 лет назад +45

      Morsn123 That and it's human nature to form groups while antagonizing others. Of course, that was a lot more commonplace centuries ago than it is now, but it still happens.

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 7 лет назад +1

      Bullshit, it never happens, that would be just stupid.

    • @Takkiebos
      @Takkiebos 7 лет назад +48

      Xenophobia, xenophobia and more xenophobia. If it isn't skin-color it'll be religion, customs, geography, language and frankly anything else, you name it and we've had wars about it.

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 7 лет назад +30

      Nothing seems more consistent throughout every culture in the human race, at least to me, than prejudice of some sort.

  • @PuffyOne1898
    @PuffyOne1898 4 года назад +16

    I love when he uses Dennis Hopper saying “monkey” in his reviews.

  • @sunhoodednomadranger
    @sunhoodednomadranger Год назад +27

    18:04 this scene aged like wine 🍷 😂

    • @JohnnyWolfblood
      @JohnnyWolfblood Год назад +6

      Dude at 29:24-29:32 he tries to warn us all about the pandemics...

  • @bentleywalker7087
    @bentleywalker7087 7 лет назад +52

    Fuckin' Bigus Dickus, gets me every bleedin' time.

  • @rolanday588
    @rolanday588 7 лет назад +179

    15:48 It's not sorcery, come on guys, take an interest in science.

    • @DGilVids
      @DGilVids 7 лет назад +2

      Madeus Gerstenlauer I get it!

    • @ThatGuy-ev9ko
      @ThatGuy-ev9ko 7 лет назад +6

      YES SOMEBODY DID IT

  • @moviemaniac2159
    @moviemaniac2159 5 лет назад +10

    Am I the only one who thinks that Tim Roth might've been the only one playing an ape who was able to re-record his dialogue? Because most of the time, his words sound pretty clear.

  • @theplayaifyer
    @theplayaifyer 5 лет назад +29

    When the trailer voice dude said “act like your opinion is the only one that matters”,
    It was as if the heavens erupted in applause.

  • @Ellivee21
    @Ellivee21 7 лет назад +29

    To be fair to Tim Roth, I feel like he's the one having the most fun doing this movie. He gives everything and holds nothing back. Even though the character and the movie suck bawls. Gotta admire any actor who can do that. (Besides, the physical acting and movement he does in this is really incredible when you think about it. Out of all the others he actually LOOKS the most like an ape.)

  • @Ajmeade78
    @Ajmeade78 7 лет назад +150

    the ending would have been better if he landed on earth to find that the apes were already starting to take over in not sure what the exact reveal scene would be, may be him landing in a Forrest only to be attacked by a more primative band of intelligent apes and then get rescued by a rag tag team of humans maybe one of his astronaut friends.it would bring the movie full circle and help set up a sequel based on the conquest of the planet of the apes, wahlberg would return home only to realize he had been on earth the whole time and everythibg he worked for was for nothing, and that the takeover of the apes was inevitable that would be a real mindfuck

    • @thetruewisegamer
      @thetruewisegamer 7 лет назад +3

      TJ Kirk wow never though i see this be here

    • @seyersusej8329
      @seyersusej8329 7 лет назад +1

      TJ Kirk Cool theory Chee-Jay. What are your thoughts on the trilogy of the newest Planet of the Apes remake?

    • @yankenbeanstrum648
      @yankenbeanstrum648 6 лет назад +1

      thetrue wise gamer
      It's not the real him.

    • @DemonBoy3223
      @DemonBoy3223 6 лет назад +4

      Not sure how, but I honestly like your theory better than the one in the actual film, it could put the 'Earth twist' from the original into a new spin with a little bit of _Terminator_ mixed into it. ;D

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 5 лет назад +6

      Alexander bramberg Meade
      actually the end of Burton's movie is closer to the original novel by Pierre Boulle than the first planet of the apes movie. the astronaut returns to Earth (with his wife and son) only to discover that everybody has been replaced by apes. there's a bonus twist after that, and i invite you to read the novel to find out what it is. this novel worths the reading.

  • @b.o.j.1442
    @b.o.j.1442 4 года назад +4

    Not gonna lie that Thade campaign commercial made me laugh

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 5 лет назад +37

    “Paid by the K.inetic N.eed of E.nforcing E.ffective L.aws”
    Otherwise known as KNEEEEEL!!!

  • @AndyMFX505
    @AndyMFX505 7 лет назад +24

    Rick Baker's ape makeup is phenomenal! Terry Notary's movement choreography is well done. Also they did dub over their lines, so why they made their voices like that, we'll never find out.

  • @Wysiwyg43
    @Wysiwyg43 7 лет назад +5

    14:10 "Something interrupt THIS! Oh, thank monkey Jesus."
    ROTFLMAO I'm crying! Love ya, DOUG

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 6 лет назад +19

    "THAT'S WHAT HE SAID BEFORE HE ATE MY CHILDREN!!!"

  • @OperatorPreacher3147
    @OperatorPreacher3147 3 года назад +13

    I found this movie by mistake trying to find the original one and it was one of the most bizarre movies I've ever seen

  • @aliceduren6542
    @aliceduren6542 7 лет назад +93

    Spoony still kills it as Terl!

    • @leonardhughes4521
      @leonardhughes4521 5 лет назад

      It was junk than guess my mind wasn't mature enough than to see the junk it really was.

    • @Daniel-zp2pi
      @Daniel-zp2pi 4 года назад

      I miss him so much!

    • @ultrawarlord5656
      @ultrawarlord5656 4 года назад

      Daniel Anyamele what do you mean you miss him Spoony or Noah is not dead

  • @dellayassine
    @dellayassine 7 лет назад +217

    Hey look guys! It's that Tim Burton film starring Michael Jackson!

    • @roopertrooperviolencejack6281
      @roopertrooperviolencejack6281 7 лет назад +1

      Della Yassine funny thing, i used to mix them both up when i was a kid for some reason

    • @jackwood7726
      @jackwood7726 7 лет назад +15

      congrats on ur 16 yr old joke

    • @radicaledward3783
      @radicaledward3783 7 лет назад +12

      Della Yassine you mean charlie and the chocolate factory?

  • @lilfizz1619
    @lilfizz1619 5 лет назад +8

    16:19 Heston's character: Son, before I die, I want to leave you my coke stash

  • @astropunch7708
    @astropunch7708 2 года назад +10

    18:12 that Putin joke really aged well.

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 Год назад +1

      Before the Russian-Ukrainian conflict Putin was seen as an asshole. He was speculated to have had reporters killed that had personal disagreements with him.

    • @Ivan-fg8fo
      @Ivan-fg8fo Год назад

      Still majority of the world would choose russia or china over usa

  • @The_Real_Frisbee
    @The_Real_Frisbee 7 лет назад +26

    So let's speak in a serious tone here. That Uzi would not work. It's been in a case full of sand for, what, 3000 years? Yeah, no, that shit would jam in a second, if any of the inner workings still actually worked. I mean, fuck, my M16 stopped working after one week out in the field since I neglected to clean it. So you want me to believe that this gun would work after 3000 years of being in sand? No.

    • @BirdRaiserE
      @BirdRaiserE 7 лет назад +1

      Frisbee
      I mean, if any gun could do it, it's the uzi
      TheFirearmBlog even made a video about it. Top 5 most reliable guns, I believe.
      Kind of a shocker that the Galil beat the AK.

    • @The_Real_Frisbee
      @The_Real_Frisbee 7 лет назад +5

      Don't get me wrong, I know it's reliable. But 3000 years in sand? No.

  • @henryhudson9765
    @henryhudson9765 7 лет назад +37

    Now I wanna see a William Shatner martial arts movie

    • @daoyang6055
      @daoyang6055 7 лет назад +2

      Henry Hudson
      makes me wanna see Mark Wahlberg do a television show about making burgers.

    • @mrjacob0101
      @mrjacob0101 7 лет назад +1

      Fighting like he fights in Star Trek!
      I don't know what's the better: Khan or Gorn

  • @DepravedMorgath
    @DepravedMorgath 5 лет назад +13

    Let's be honest people, if back in the day they did this as a Sci-fi TV show, we would've binch-watched the hell out of it.

  • @srbarkerchan
    @srbarkerchan 4 года назад +4

    Fun fact about the ending: according to Tim Burton, the ending wasn't supposed to make sense. He wanted to end this movie on a nonsensical cliffhanger because he wasn't interested in returning for a sequel.

  • @matt_dude2446
    @matt_dude2446 7 лет назад +95

    9:48 HOLY SHIT NOSTALGIA CRITIC PREDICTED SOMBRA

    • @weeseet
      @weeseet 7 лет назад +11

      And Malcom predicted DOOMFIST

    • @theprophetofgordbelieveris6433
      @theprophetofgordbelieveris6433 7 лет назад +4

      Drage TALON FOREVER!

    • @allendepacheco3419
      @allendepacheco3419 7 лет назад +10

      Originally aired July 7, 2015
      Check the description sometime since they are uploading old videos her.

    • @jonathanarbuckle3424
      @jonathanarbuckle3424 7 лет назад +16

      HOLY SHIT NOSTALGIA CRITIC DID SOMETHING THAT'S BEEN IN GAMES, MOVIES, BOOKS AND MEDIA IN GENERAL FOR YEARS!

    • @LeonidSaykin
      @LeonidSaykin 6 лет назад +1

      what are we even talking about and why are we yelling?

  • @jjkvik
    @jjkvik 7 лет назад +95

    I always took it that Wahlberg went to a parallel universe in the final scene, not the future.

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 6 лет назад +3

      I do like him and his movies.

    • @p.z.arnott2329
      @p.z.arnott2329 4 года назад +8

      That would make sense if there was gonna be a sequel

    • @Genevasplaytime
      @Genevasplaytime 3 года назад +2

      Think about how insane that would be to find the universe that has roman architecture and a monkey that sits and has hair just like abraham lincoln. 1 in a quadrillion odds...

    • @shoubhiksen3549
      @shoubhiksen3549 3 года назад

      I thought that in this movie, time moves opposite on the other side of the wormhole
      Like Pericles the monkey went in first and Wahlberg later, but Wahlberg arrived on Ape Planet before Pericles
      So Wahlberg enters the wormhole first and then future apes must've perfected space travel and found earth........so according to that logic, those apes will come to earth first (millions of Years ago) and took over and built civilizations
      Wahlberg came later

  • @DennisTheZZZ
    @DennisTheZZZ 5 лет назад +13

    27:43 This sentence perfectly summed up time travelling in general.

  • @saiyanc137
    @saiyanc137 4 года назад +13

    Best most self aware intro in all of RUclips and one of the most in history.

  • @tenthdoctor9124
    @tenthdoctor9124 7 лет назад +66

    Do the "nightmare on elm street" remake or "Freddy's dead the final nightmare"

    • @yossarian7420
      @yossarian7420 7 лет назад

      Hi David tennant!

    • @tenthdoctor9124
      @tenthdoctor9124 7 лет назад +1

      kmasterus sup want to go to there future

    • @tenthdoctor9124
      @tenthdoctor9124 7 лет назад

      Samuel Crowe least I'm not using kindergarten insults like you smell

  • @pseudoanonymous7700
    @pseudoanonymous7700 7 лет назад +74

    Despite any flaws the movie might have the score was (and still is) amazing. Got to love Danny Elfman.

  • @alienbacon656
    @alienbacon656 6 лет назад +28

    It is kind of cool that Charlton Heston cameod as thade’s father

    • @thefreakmachine
      @thefreakmachine 2 года назад +1

      Or very sad.
      That's a point of view also.

  • @TARINunit9
    @TARINunit9 6 лет назад +19

    3:47
    Hang on a minute...
    That's the BFG9000 from Doom. I'm not kidding, that's one of the models they used for the sprites of the BFG9000

  • @PsylomeAlpha
    @PsylomeAlpha 7 лет назад +63

    After thousands of years feisty evolved into the new "gay".

    • @DaxTheOtter
      @DaxTheOtter 7 лет назад +53

      Jabun The Wanderer keep an eye on him, hes gay

  • @JD-ye8ek
    @JD-ye8ek 7 лет назад +30

    Been watching nostalgia critic since i was like 14, now i'm 23. Love you Doug, you're a legend man.

  • @ashtonhunt5486
    @ashtonhunt5486 7 лет назад +54

    Boop 😂9:38

  • @giblespaul68
    @giblespaul68 6 лет назад +12

    24:11 "All right kids, start rippin' some hands off and make some wishes!"
    Had to pause in order to finish out the laughter that erupted from the pit of my soul. _The Monkey's Paw,_ anyone?

  • @dalime605
    @dalime605 7 лет назад +272

    "white privilage: the job" LMAO

    • @cathalhughes5996
      @cathalhughes5996 6 лет назад +8

      Da Lime i dont get it?

    • @AdamasutojrAJR
      @AdamasutojrAJR 6 лет назад +1

      Stonersloth Hughes leave

    • @cathalhughes5996
      @cathalhughes5996 6 лет назад +1

      Adamasutojr AJR ?

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 6 лет назад +5

      It doesn't really work.

    • @georgecostanza712
      @georgecostanza712 6 лет назад +23

      Stonersloth Hughes The joke is that white people are better off than everyone else in the U.S., and thus have the most time to do inane things like review bad movies for the Internet.
      Doesn't represent reality really, as there are plenty of poor white people who don't have the time or the ability to review movies and do improv like Doug. Hence why it's just a short joke.

  • @MrVilfat
    @MrVilfat 7 лет назад +12

    The Honest Trailer intro was fucking spectacular!
    Thank you for all your uploads and I eagerly look forward to more success for you all!

  • @RDR1899Jake
    @RDR1899Jake 3 года назад +6

    27:30 Me when I saw the ending of Doom TAG2

  • @TheScarletSlayer
    @TheScarletSlayer Год назад +4

    15:58 is it any harder to believe than the guy who look at a stone one day and was like," I bet everything is made up of billions of little things", and he was right.

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle 7 лет назад +17

    What counts as nostalgic imo is any entry within a pre-established franchise (sequel, prequel, spin-off, remake, reboot, etc) that fits in directly or indirectly with the universe & source material of the original. I personally would consider everything from *Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers (1995)* to *Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), Friday the 13th (2009), Elm Street (2010), Prometheus (2012), Jurassic World (2015)* and so on as nostalgic, because they all connect to nostalgic series.
    Provided it directly references a property I first experienced in childhood and clicks with me as a fan, I don't need it to have existed only in the time of my youth. Therefore, I don't care when Doug reviews current films or shows. What constitutes nostalgia can't be 100% reduced to numbers and can be different for everyone, depending on the topic. As long as the soul of *Nostalgia Critic* remains about celebrating & critiquing nostalgia (no matter its form), I'll look forward to it.

  • @TheRichmaster24
    @TheRichmaster24 7 лет назад +31

    As far as politicians go, I've seen worse

  • @MrRedkid555
    @MrRedkid555 5 лет назад +11

    6:13 wait a minute how does the astronaut from a parallel universe not know about key and peele, yet knows that key and Peele has a skit about football players names? Seems like a flaw in the plot pal.

    • @comiccinema8177
      @comiccinema8177 2 года назад

      That’s the joke. She doesn’t know that Key and Peele has the football name jokes. That’s the point of Malcolm’s little “haha”

  • @ForemostCrab7
    @ForemostCrab7 4 года назад +5

    Honestly, i think the way the Apes speak actually fit, they're Not humans, so, it should be obvious that they would speak differently from us, we physically look and act differently, why would that not count towards the way they Talk aswell?
    Out of everything that could be seen as wrong with this movie, the Speech is certainly not one of them....atleast not imo.

    • @LilyZerep
      @LilyZerep 3 года назад

      @@BWMagus🤔 Idk I mean I understood perfectly what they said when I first saw this movie at age 12 and the other times I saw this afterwards but I do see what you mean.

  • @thenerdyboo2134
    @thenerdyboo2134 7 лет назад +21

    "You don't know who Lincoln is. He's a guy."

  • @Enoch_Draven_Hyde
    @Enoch_Draven_Hyde 7 лет назад +9

    The ending with Tamara is one of my favorites, ever. Well done.

  • @thebitchinblack8166
    @thebitchinblack8166 5 лет назад +6

    11:52 His Giamatti spot.

  • @DrDolan2000
    @DrDolan2000 3 года назад +4

    "That's what he said before he ate my children!"

  • @roflcopter_launchpad1116
    @roflcopter_launchpad1116 7 лет назад +6

    27:15 You've just crossed into... THE TWILIGHT ZONE

  • @MrGBH
    @MrGBH 7 лет назад +5

    17:37
    Huh, ironic how hilariously crazy we found this just two years ago.

  • @chanseyegg4441
    @chanseyegg4441 6 лет назад +4

    this is a really great review. i didn’t know spoony was in this!!! i live for the day you, linkara and spoony get back together for just one more uwe boll movie. this and bloodrayne are two of my fav reviews. also, the intro done by honest trailers is beautiful. it’s always nice to see a channel be able to laugh at their missteps/flaws once in a while.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 4 года назад +5

    17:13 Charlton Heston`s character: Shut up, I`m seriously close to leaving the light!

  • @paulhilton4154
    @paulhilton4154 7 лет назад +36

    So... was I the only one thinking they were going to use Ghost in the Shell for Tamera's moment in the end?

    • @LordBioKing
      @LordBioKing 7 лет назад +3

      paul hilton I thought it would be Power Rangers.

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 7 лет назад +5

      This was originally released in 2015...

    • @thedevilstoaster1755
      @thedevilstoaster1755 7 лет назад +2

      paul hilton I thought ninja turtles

    • @roundduckkira
      @roundduckkira 7 лет назад +1

      UltimateGeek Warner Bros. made a live-action Ghost in the Shell.

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 6 лет назад

      paul hilton i hoped for transformers

  • @01minecraftfangamer2
    @01minecraftfangamer2 7 лет назад +4

    It's really nice to see this review up again. It was one of my favorites of your series and I enjoyed rewatching it on long car rides. Thanks again for reposting it and I hope there aren't any more fraudulent copyright strikes against it.

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 6 лет назад +36

    Was that punch revenge for the Disney afternoon review?

  • @jermainehaslam5634
    @jermainehaslam5634 2 года назад +10

    I actually enjoy this film, mainly because of nostalgia and it being the film that introduced me to the franchise and the musical score and special effects are incredible in this film!

  • @mechanicobra
    @mechanicobra 7 лет назад +9

    This has to be one of my favorite reviews you guys have done. It makes me laugh every time I watch it.